Post by "Classy" djowalsen on Nov 28, 2009 0:20:27 GMT -6
As I'm sure we have all heard, Tiger Woods was taken to the hospital (and released) after being a car accident where his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree.
There has been a lot of speculation about Tiger Woods' injuries and what exactly happened that led to his car accident. I'm afraid I can't reveal my sources, but know that these are the actual events that happened:
-Tiger Woods and his wife had an argument about whose turn it was to change the baby's diaper.
-Things became heated and Tiger Woods said something uncouth about his wife's mother.
-Tiger's wife slapped him in response.
-Tiger attempted to restrain her but Tiger's wife headbutted him, knocking him back
-Tiger's wife picked up a frying pan and nailed him in the face, busting his lip.
-Tiger shoved his wife into the pantry and blocked the door with the kitchen table.
-Tiger decides it's best to just get away and he climbs into his car and drives away.
-Tiger is still a bit loopy from the repeated blows to his head and when he sees a opossum trying to cross the road, he badly overreacts and crashes into a fire hydrant and then into a tree.
-Tiger's wife escapes from the pantry, grabs one of Tiger's clubs and goes looking for him.
-She hears the crash and goes towards it, recognizing the car.
-When she arrives, she smashes the window with the golf club, pulls the dazed Tiger out of the SUV and proceeds to bludgeon him with the golf club as he was laying on the ground.
-Police arrive, responding to call about a crash.
-Tiger's wife, snapping out of her blood rage, realizes what she has done and goes into hysterics.
-Tiger is taken to the hospital and treated for his wounds. Tiger's wife is questioned, made calm and released.
-Massive publicist cover-up ensues.
There has been a lot of speculation about Tiger Woods' injuries and what exactly happened that led to his car accident. I'm afraid I can't reveal my sources, but know that these are the actual events that happened:
-Tiger Woods and his wife had an argument about whose turn it was to change the baby's diaper.
-Things became heated and Tiger Woods said something uncouth about his wife's mother.
-Tiger's wife slapped him in response.
-Tiger attempted to restrain her but Tiger's wife headbutted him, knocking him back
-Tiger's wife picked up a frying pan and nailed him in the face, busting his lip.
-Tiger shoved his wife into the pantry and blocked the door with the kitchen table.
-Tiger decides it's best to just get away and he climbs into his car and drives away.
-Tiger is still a bit loopy from the repeated blows to his head and when he sees a opossum trying to cross the road, he badly overreacts and crashes into a fire hydrant and then into a tree.
-Tiger's wife escapes from the pantry, grabs one of Tiger's clubs and goes looking for him.
-She hears the crash and goes towards it, recognizing the car.
-When she arrives, she smashes the window with the golf club, pulls the dazed Tiger out of the SUV and proceeds to bludgeon him with the golf club as he was laying on the ground.
-Police arrive, responding to call about a crash.
-Tiger's wife, snapping out of her blood rage, realizes what she has done and goes into hysterics.
-Tiger is taken to the hospital and treated for his wounds. Tiger's wife is questioned, made calm and released.
-Massive publicist cover-up ensues.
