No Holds Barred 1/09/10

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Show opens with a montage of highlights featuring Jack Clinton and Chris Angel as stock music plays in the background. Mark Bishop provides the voice over.

MARK BISHOP
Two men. One friendship. One common goal.... to be the absolute best in Sports Nutz Wrestling. For the past year, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton have fought side by side, taking down anybody that got in their way, but now face their biggest challenge to date as they must wrestle each other for the right to become the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Championship held by Vincent Matthews. But will these two be able to keep it clean? Or will jealousy consume Jack Clinton? We'll find out, tonight on No Holds Barred!

The opening strains of "No Holds Barred" by Jim Johnston plays, set to a video montage featuring Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, Death Sentence, Vincent Matthews, the Young Gunz, the Alley Ratz, the Destruction Crew, Katrina, SINner's Law, Alex Daniels, Hellspawn, the CIA, Levetation, S.T. Strickler, Syco Boy and Matt Margera.

You only learn where you are inside,
when life gives you the test.
Will you back down, turn and run,
or stand up with the best?
When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
Will you run for the door?
Will you run out on me like it's hard?
It's no holds barred!
NO HOLDS BARRED!

Shot opens inside the Brownwood Coliseum, where the camera pans around to show a jampacked crowd of 5,789 fans are going crazy.

MARK BISHOP
Coming to you from the Brownwood Coliseum in Brownwood, Texas, SNW presents No Holds Barred!

Shot switches over to Mark Bishop and Jason Martel, who are standing by at the broadcast table that's located out several yards away from the entrance area.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome to No Holds Barred! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Jason Martel, and tonight, Jack Clinton and SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel, go one on one to determine who will receive a shot at the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, currently around the waist of "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews.

JASON MARTEL
And keep in mind that Chris Angel's Bad Blood Title is not on the line tonight, which brings to mind another caveat to this whole situation. Jack Clinton has been busting his ass here for well over a year, and has yet to taste ANY championship gold. Chris Angel has only been here since the first WrestleStock, and less than four months later he won the SNW Bad Blood Championship, and has kept a firm grasp on that title as he's successfully defended the title. That begs the question whether or not there's any jealousy on the part of Jack Clinton, and from watching the videos on SNW.com this past week, there may already be some dissension as Angel never made it clear to Clinton about a past incident from long ago.

MARK BISHOP
Maybe Chris Angel will address that tonight, or maybe he won't. But right now, let's shift gears and take it to Misty Crawford, who's standing by with the SNW Texas Champion, Vincent Matthews.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Thank you Mark. Vincent, you've got a big night and a lot to deal with tonight. Not only is tonight's main event determining who is next in line for a shot at your Texas Championship, but you're walking into a handicapped match against two much more experienced veterans in the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Death Sentence. Are you at all concerned how tonight will shake out for you?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Why would I be? Maybe you haven't watched my last few title defenses, but I've proved that no matter who SNW wants to put across the ring from me I can and will retain this title. So Jack Clinton, Chris Angel, no matter which of you jokers ends up with the title shot, just rest assured that you've got as much chance as beating me as Tiger Woods does of keeping his fortune. Now, when it comes to my own match, I've beaten Soul Reaper before if you will recall. That's how I earned this belt. So if I have to face him and his little partner in a match, I'll win that match too. By the end of this night, you all will know how great I am.

Matthews stares at the camera and storms off.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Strong words of confidence from the Texas Champion here tonight. Mark, back to you!

MARK BISHOP
Thank you Misty. We've got a huge card tonight folks, but we open up the show with a five team gauntlet match for the rights at a shot for the Texas Tag Team titles.

"Numb" blares over the PA, and the fans boo as Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum storm out from the back. Walking angrily down the aisle, they ignore the taunts of the fans as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a five team gauntlet match to determine the #1 contenders for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! The rules are, two teams will start in the ring and will go until one team is eliminated. Then another team will enter. The team who is the last one standing wins. Making their way to the ring first, Xalar Malum and Linkin Strife, SINner's Law!

The pair climb in the ring, and look out over the crowd menacingly as they continue to hiss and boo at Malum and Strife.

MARK BISHOP
A big match leading off our show tonight, as we will find out who gets to challenge Death Sentence for their titles next.

JASON MARTEL
Good, I'm glad SNW management finally pulled their head out and figured out those two losers don't need to be holding our prestigious tag titles.

MARK BISHOP
What are you even talking about? They are former Texas and Von Erich Memorial Champions respectively, yet they don't need to be holding the tag titles?

JASON MARTEL
They aren't holding those titles now are they Bishop?

MARK BISHOP
Well no, obviously not.

JASON MARTEL
I rest my case then.

"Voodoo" booms over the sound system, and the fans continue to boo as Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice saunter out from the back with a typical Italian swagger. The fans start chanting "SHUT UP GUIDOS" as the two walk down the ring yelling at the fans in their overly New Jersey accents.

MONICA DELUCA
Team #2, Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice, the Completely Italian Americans!

Manzetti and Appice go through the second rope into the ring, and are startled by the snarling appearance of Strife and Malum. They back up a little bit while taking off their chains and rolling their sleeves up.

MARK BISHOP
Two teams starting out the match that would really benefit from a win. If they can run the gauntlet and come out with a victory, this would do wonders for their careers.

JASON MARTEL
It would do wonders for SNW, we could actually have a deserving pair of champions instead of the scoundrels we have now.

MARK BISHOP
Don't you think you are being a little too harsh?

JASON MARTEL
Nope, I can't wait for those two to be dethroned by rightful champions.

Five Team Gauntlet Match(#1 Contenders for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship): The Alley Ratz vs. The Young Gunz vs. SINner's Law vs. The Mauler and Killer Kong vs. The Completely Italian Americans.

The match started with Appice and Strife in the ring, a back and forth exchange. Strife took control of the first few minutes, using his bulky frame to execute a sidewalk slam and lock up the back of Appice. He controlled him, overpowering him with clotheslines and slams that kept Appice off of his vertical base and down on the mat. Strife went for a single leg crab, but received two kicks to the knee that sent him on his front. Appice crawled over to Manzetti, who was able to tag in. Manzetti was able to keep Strife off balance, until he got walloped with a boot to the chest. Strife tagged in Malum, who controlled the match until Manzetti tripped him and he fell. Manzetti ran over and knocked Strife off the apron, then quickly tagged in Appice. They got Malum up, and hit the Atlantic City Plunge to get a pin and eliminate SINner's Law. The fans cheer as the Alley Ratz run down as the next team to compete. Twitch and Eddy overrun the CIA, both hitting Enzugiri kicks as they hit the ring sending both of their opponents to the mat. Eddy throws Appice out, and they grab Manzetti. They set him up and nail him with the 420 Dropzone and Twitch hooks his leg and gets the pin. Twitch and Eddy got up and rested a moment, as Killer Kong and the Mauler made their down to the ring. They climbed over the top rope, and were met by dropkicks from the Alley Ratz. The two men are fazed, but do not fall. Twitch and Eddy got back up, bounced off the ropes and went for clotheslines but promptly got run into by Kong and Mauler. The pair grabbed Eddy and slung him outside the ring, where he landed hard. Twitch was up in the ring, and the two men traded off punching him several times, before running together and smashing him between their bodies. Twitch staggered for a moment, then fell to the canvas. Kong put his foot on top of him, and got the three count. The fans were screaming, and the Destruction Crew members waited for their final opponent. The aisle was empty for a few moments, then all of a sudden Myke Rhines started walking down the ring, stopping systematically to pelvic thrust an attractive female in the stands. Rhines slowly climbed onto the ring, and the referee went to head him off. The referee told Rhines to leave, but he kept lobbying to stay at ringside. Kong and Mauler were telling him to leave, but through the crowd came Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan running. They hit the ring, and hit both men in the groin, causing them to drop to the mat to their knees. Rhines tried to hump the referee, but the referee punched him in the head and dropped him off the apron. Ryan planted his boot in the temple of Kong, sending him out cold onto the canvas flat. Ryan directed Hale to the turnbuckle, and while down quickly hit the Snow Monkey Slaughter on Mauler and Hale came down with the corkscrew legdrop to finish off Gunz Blazin' as the fans booed heavily. Ryan hooked Mauler's leg, and got the three count to end the match.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners, Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale, the Young Gunz!

MARK BISHOP
What a disgrace! They used their horny manager to distract the referee, while they landed low blows on their opponents and took advantage of that to win the match! Killer Kong and the Mauler had it won!

JASON MARTEL
Had, had it won Mark. They didn't win it, because they took their eye off the ball. They should have been paying attention to their opponents, not Myke Rhines. He wasn't apart of the match.

MARK BISHOP
Exactly, his interference allowed his boys to win! Not only that, but they hit them below the belt which is illegal!

JASON MARTEL
The referee didn't see it, he didn't call it illegal. Only illegal if the referee calls it so.

MARK BISHOP
You must be blind, this was such an injustice.

JASON MARTEL
I'm just glad we've got suitable contenders that will proudly hold the titles when they win them.

MARK BISHOP
Good luck, Death Sentence is much tougher than these two delinquents. We've got new #1 contenders, even if they cheated their way to it.

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"Superhero" plays over the PA, and the fans boo as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels dances out from the back. Looking over the crowd as they raise their improvised weapons in a threatening manner at Daniels.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a Fans Bring The Weapons match, scheduled for one fall. In this match, any weapons the audience provides the competitors are legal. Making his way to the ring first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 220 lbs., "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Daniels rolls into the ring, and stands near the ropes keeping his eye on the top of the aisle.

MARK BISHOP
A mini-rivalry has broken out between Alex Daniels and his opponent tonight dating back to Natural Selection. Hellspawn had eliminated all four members of the Destruction Crew, but Daniels came in and stole the last elimination from him of Andy Lionheart. Fast forward to two weeks later, and this time Daniels eliminated Hellspawn in an Over the Top Rope battle royal eventually won by Super Vader. So tonight, we will settle it in the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Not just in the ring, but it's going to be fan interactive. If these two men want to grab something from a fan and beat his opponent with it, it's not just allowed its encouraged.

MARK BISHOP
With such a size disparity between these two yet the experience being about even, what will this match come down too Jason?

JASON MARTEL
It's easy, whoever utilizes the weapons the best will come out the victor. It will come down to sheer brutality, whichever wrestler can whoop his opponent will end up with the win.

"White Knuckles" hits on the sound system, and the fans pick up the booing as Hellspawn walks out from the back. He stares at the fans, but doesn't see that Alex Daniels has ran up the aisle with a frying pan grabbed from a fan. Hellspawn turns his head to get a walloping from Daniels. Hellspawn fell forward,and continued to get smacked and roll into the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Kid Thunder wasting no time, attack Hellspawn at the top of the aisle with a frying pan!

JASON MARTEL
Oh it is on now!

Fans Bring The Weapons Match: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels vs. Hellspawn

Hellspawn was rolling on the mat, stinging from the frying pan shots. Daniels saw that the pan was dented, so he threw it at Hellspawn and hit him in the chest. Daniels called for someone to throw a weapon, and he got a Fender Stratocaster. Daniels gripped the neck like it was a baseball bat, and as Hellspawn climbed to his feet he swung back hard and smashed the guitar into the side of Hellspawn's head sending him back down to the mat with a loud thud. Daniels attempted to play the guitar, but the strings and such were busted too much. He threw the scraps out of the ring, and went to go for a pin but Hellspawn twitched and started attempting to get up. Frustrated, Daniels exited the ring, and found someone holding a microwave. He snatched it up, and went back into the ring. He stood over Hellspawn, who had since gotten to his knees. Daniels raised the microwave high, and slammed it down on Hellspawn's head sending it into the microwave. Hellspawn falls backwards, and Daniels opens the door and see that Hellspawn is knocked out. He closes the door, and goes for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK BISHOP
I doubt anyone saw that coming, as Alex Daniels told Hellspawn "Ding, you are done" by slamming a microwave oven onto his head so hard it sent his head through the bottom!

JASON MARTEL
That was extremely violent, but what did I say before the match? Daniels acted like an absolute savage, ruined a good guitar and a perfectly good microwave, and he comes out the victory.

MARK BISHOP
This win is big for Daniels, who could have propelled himself into contention for a shot at a title down the road.

JASON MARTEL
You'd think that without a doubt, this was a pretty impressive win. No Colt McCoy to get injured here, this was straight up domination from bell to bell.

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Coming out of the commercial, the fans started to cheer as cables started lowering the steel cage hanging from the ceiling. After a couple of minutes, the cage was solidly in place. "My Time" blared over the sound system, and the fans booed as S.T. Strickler danced out from the back. Lightly skipping down to the ring in a cocky fashion, he ignores the hatred of the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is a cage match! The only ways to win are by pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage. Making his way to the ring first, from Winchester, Virginia. Weighing in at 180 lbs., "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

Strickler climbs through the cage door, and stares at the surrounding steel structure as the fans continue to push the heat and hate on him.

MARK BISHOP
Don't adjust your television viewers. This isn't UFC. We've got a cage match between four people who have no love lost for eachother here.

JASON MARTEL
And I will go ahead and tell you the Real Deal is going to earn his salt here tonight. The perfect environment for him to show how great he is.

MARK BISHOP
Strickler better be watching his rear, because something tells me Matt Margera and Levetation are salivating at getting him in a cage.

JASON MARTEL
Whatever, nothing's too hard for the Real Deal.

"Monster" screams over the PA, and the fans are split as Syco Boy walks out from the aisle with his eyes on the cage. He slowly goes down the aisle, with a hesitant gait.

MONICA DELUCA
His partner, from Clayton, North Carolina. Weighing in at 229 lbs., Syco Boy!

Syco steps through the cage door and ropes, and keeps looking around and feeling the cage with a look of panic on his face.

MARK BISHOP
Syco Boy looks to be somewhat concerned, and I can't exactly blame him. His first match back from a serious injury, this isn't the environment you'd want to come back into.

JASON MARTEL
Then he's going to rely on Strickler to handle most of the match, and quite frankly that is the smart move on his part.

MARK BISHOP
You seem awfully confident in Strickler, Jason.

JASON MARTEL
How could you not be? The air he carries himself with is just intoxicating and persuasive.

"Don't Wait" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Levetation steps out from the back to the top of the aisle. He slaps hands with the fans as he walks down towards the cage.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation!

Levetation hurries through the door, with his eyes on Strickler who is still looking very brash on his side of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
These two young stars have been on a collision course since they came to SNW. Levetation and S.T. Strickler both have been impressive since coming to the company, and tonight we might see a preview of main events to come.

JASON MARTEL
You're absolutely right, because the future main events have Strickler winning and that will happen here tonight.

MARK BISHOP
Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, you've got a lot of it.

"Never Gonna Stops" blares over the PA, and the fans cheer as Matt Margera rips out from the back with energy. Slapping hands with as many fans as he can on the aisle, his Motley Crue shirt flaps in the wind created by his movement.

MONICA DELUCA
His partner, from Hurst, Texas. Weighing in at 220 lbs., Matt Margera!

Margera sprints up the ring steps and into the cage. Eyes focused squarely on Strickler, he stretches and talks to Levetation as the match is about to begin.

MARK BISHOP
Matt Margera you know is focused in on winning this match. He's had Strickler in his crosshairs for the past couple of months, but injuries derailed him. Now, he's back and out for blood.

JASON MARTEL
Big deal. Anger doesn't beat technical skill, so Strickler should handle this easy.

MARK BISHOP
This is a cage match Jason, skill doesn't factor into this.

JASON MARTEL
Yes it does, you can't just win by acting like an animal. If this was a Gladiator competition, I'd say yes. However, this is wrestling.

All of a sudden the fans start booing, as Craig Mueller emerges from the backstage area. Wearing his traditional suit, he starts to speak to the crowd.

CRAIG MUELLER
Thank you everyone for coming out to this great SNW show, we are very happy to have you. In keeping with the idea of making this show the best it can, I was able to sign a special guest referee for this match. Most Texans, if not most Americans, are very familiar with who this person is. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce your special guest referee for this match, Mike Leach!

Mueller claps, but we don't see anyone coming out. The camera angle cuts, and we see Mike Leach yelling and slamming a closet door shut backstage. He is adorned in a pirate eye patch, wearing a stuffed parrot on his shoulder, and has a fake wooden leg. He makes his way out to the aisle, where he shakes hands with Mueller. He limps down the aisle with his peg leg, while screaming "ARGGHH" at the fans and climbs into the cage.

MARK BISHOP
What a coup by SNW, bringing in Mike Leach! Apparently someone out there believes he is worth the money.

JASON MARTEL
What a joke, can we please move on to something that has some importance to it, if in fact there is anything.

Steel Cage Match: Matt Margera and Levetation vs. "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler and Syco Boy

The bell rang, and it was like an explosion went off in the cage. Margera charged Strickler, and got him down to the mat swinging wildly for his head. Meanwhile, Levetation went after Syco and dropkicked him in the chest into the corner. Strickler covered his head as Margera rained down fists upon his head, before he was let up on his feet. Strickler got up and was brought down quickly by a DDT. Levetation and Syco traded punches in the corner, before Syco landed a knee to the face. Levetation grabbed his face and backed away from the corner, while Syco climbed to the top turnbuckle. He dove off, aiming for a clothesline. However, Syco landed short and his leg bent backward upon hitting the mat. Syco grabbed his leg in pain, and all action in the ring ceased. Referee Leach walked over to Syco, before waving his pirate sword in the air to call in the medical staff. They came down quickly and loaded Syco onto a stretcher, while Leach screamed to lock him in a shed. After the EMTs left, the match resumed and Strickler was in trouble. Margera and Levetation spent five minutes teeing off on him, throwing him into the cage and bloodying him. The end came when Strickler staggered right into a Benihana from Margera, and then received Levetated from Levetation that put him on the mat. Margera covered Strickler 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Matt Margera and Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
Well definitely a victory for Matt Margera and Levetation, but it is overshadowed by the injury suffered by Syco Boy. Folks we do not know anything at this point, but if we get any information we will make sure to pass it along.

JASON MARTEL
What a disgrace! Mike Leach gives Margera and Levetation an unfair advantage by having the match go on as a 2-on-1 handicap match instead of sending either Margera or Levetation to the back to make it a fair, 1-on-1 match up!

MARK BISHOP
Wow, that's really a low blow. Who are you, Craig James or something?

JASON MARTEL
No, because off camera I'm actually honest and not a complete douchebag.

MARK BISHOP
Very true, well we wish the best for Syco Boy and congratulate Matt Margera and Levetation on their victory inside the brutal steel cage.

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"Run to You" plays over the PA, and the fans cheer as Katrina comes bouncing out from the backstage area onto the aisle. Skipping down the aisle slapping hands with the adoring fans and pointing at a sign that says "Marry Me Katrina" with hearts around it. She goes through the second rope into the ring, and climbs the turnbuckles posing for the fans and their cameras before she hops down and stretches.

MARK BISHOP
We move on now to our only title contest of the night, as the Von Erich Memorial Title will be on the line here shortly. Katrina lost the title to the current champion Super Vader, and has called in her title rematch.

JASON MARTEL
I don't even see why she's bothering. Why can't we get an actual contender in here to take this title from that walking vat of lard? Why are we constantly subjected to this cavalcade of mediocrity?

MARK BISHOP
Mediocrity? Both of these wrestlers are long tenured SNW stars with a proven track record and have held titles both here and abroad. What even are you thinking man?

JASON MARTEL
We should not be handing out title matches like H1N1 vaccines. They should be coveted, and revered.

MARK BISHOP
You're going very Gary Busey on us here. Are we all citizens of the 9th Division yet?

JASON MARTEL
No, but I do need someone to tile my hot tub. Do you have the number of his dentist?

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" booms over the sound system, and the fans continue to cheer as Super Vader lumbers out from the back with his belt over his right shoulder. Throwing up the Vader sign while slapping hands with the fans, his bear paw like hand hurting some of the lucky fans. He high steps over the top rope, thundering onto the mat. Vader held the title for all to see, and hands it to the referee.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. First, the challenger, from Lenoir, North Carolina. Weighing in at 110 lbs., Katrina! The champion, from Colorado Springs, Colorado. Weighing in at 450 lbs., he is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
Super Vader has an extremely decisive size advantage, outweighing his challenger by over 300 lbs. However, in wrestling you never count out the underdog. All bets are off here.

JASON MARTEL
I'll place a bet, that no one here will feel a true champion when we get done with this match.

MARK BISHOP
You really must be a humongous cynic, a pessimist of the highest order.

JASON MARTEL
I'm just a realist, and I know that these two are not the champion...well actually no this will be the exact champion these slovenly fans deserve. I stand corrected.

Katrina vs. Super Vader(c): Von Erich Memorial Championship Match

The bell rang, and fans were treated to a great match. A little bit of posturing took place, before the pair locked up to start. Super Vader took the lead at the outset, using his sheer size and power advantage to push Katrina around. A couple of clotheslines and press slams led to a couple of near falls for the champion. Vader went to continue the fight, but Katrina started fighting back. She drove both feet into Vader's knees, then into his stomach. Using the momentum, she popped up and slapped him in the face while driving her boots into his forehead. Katrina took control for quite awhile, using a dink and dunk style offense that resulted in three very close falls. The match almost ended when Katrina hit a missile dropkick that sent Vader forcefully backwards onto his back and Katrina only gathered a two count from it. Frustrated, Katrina waited for Vader to get to his feet slowly. She locked his head, and went for a Twist of Fate but got shoved into the corner. Frustrated, she turned around and received a boot to the chest which ripped her breath from her. Vader grabbed her head and shoved it between his legs, and quickly nailed a Vader Bomb. With Katrina out, Super Vader went for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and STILL the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
Katrina looked like she almost had her title back, but one mistake led to a Vader Bomb and a three count for Super Vader to retain.

JASON MARTEL
I'm guessing there are more obese fans than women fans, so this is probably the best choice for a champion.

MARK BISHOP
Must you, after we saw quite a competitive match you are going to crap all over it? For shame.

JASON MARTEL
Don't you "for shame" me. I am staunch in my convictions, don't you put that evil on me!

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"This Fire Burns" blares over the PA, and the fans boo as the SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews walks out from the back in a certain manner. Wearing his belt around his waist, he walks down the aisle ignoring the hiss and hate of the fans. Someone reaches over and hits him with a sign that says "Matthews gets his Death Sentence tonight", which prompts him to grab the sign and rip it to shreds and throw it back at the fan. He gives Matthews the finger, but Matthews just keeps on going to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following Champions Showcase match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Fort Worth, Texas. Weighing in at 215 lbs., he is the SNW Texas Champion, Vincent Matthews!

Matthews climbs through the ropes and poses on the turnbuckle with both hands pointing at his Texas Title. He hops down and unstraps it, keeping a tight hand on it.

MARK BISHOP
Well as happy as he probably is that his cohorts won their match earlier, I doubt Vincent Matthews is focused on that at this point. A handicapped match against Death Sentence isn't something to just overlook.

JASON MARTEL
Oh without a doubt, but I think we have seen more than enough from Vincent Matthews to prove that he will not overlook this match, and that he has taken the proper steps to prepare.

MARK BISHOP
Regardless, a man advantage is something that is very hard to prepare for. Two humans against one is a disadvantage that no one can truly prepare for.

JASON MARTEL
Please, Matthews is the Texas Champion for a reason. He will find a way, guaranteed.

"Indestructible" booms over the PA, and the fans go up in cheers as Death Sentence, Soul Reaper and Cyanide, walk out in tandem from the back to the aisle. Shaking hands with a few select fans, they looked determined and ready for this match.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponents, they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions. Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

Reaper and Cyanide climb into the ring, and Cyanide poses for the fans while Reaper stares coldly at Matthews, who is alternating his vision back and forth between his two opponents.

MARK BISHOP
Death Sentence, the current Texas Tag Team title holders, have a date with the Young Gunz sometime in their future, however right now they have to deal with the Insurgence head honco in Vincent Matthews.

JASON MARTEL
Matthews will give these jokers all they can handle, and like Tony Romo he will find a way to come away with a win when he really needs it.

MARK BISHOP
Yes, but Jason Death Sentence won't completely roll over and die like the Eagles did in Week 17, so it will be a challenge.

JASON MARTEL
Not when you are as excellent as he is.

Vincent Matthews(Texas Champion) vs. Death Sentence(Texas Tag Team Champions)

Matthews and Cyanide started the match, and it was back and forth eb and flow. Matthews controlled the match first, using kicks and suplexes to keep Cyanide off base. Cyanide took control when Matthews went for a running bulldog but got shoved and landed flat on his back on the mat. Cyanide cinched in a surfboard stretch, and kept Matthews on the ground. A strong kick to his chest sent Matthews to the mat, and constituted a tag in to his partner. Reaper entered the match, and began to run up the score. Reaper landed back to back German suplexes, and locked in a single leg crab. Matthews crawled to the rope and broke that, but Reaper dragged him away and locked in an armbar. Matthews swung his legs around and smacked Reaper in the side of the face, knocking him aside. Matthews got up and speared Cyanide off the apron, but then received a full nelson suplex from Reaper. The next few minutes Reaper landed move after move, and got several near falls. The turning point of the match came when Reaper went for a springboard kick, however Matthews got out of the way and the referee took it right in the chest. He crumpled to the ground, as Reaper looked at him with a bad look on his face. Matthews scrambled out of the ring, and quickly retrieved his Texas title from the timekeeper. Cyanide got down off the apron to stop him, but got blasted in the face with the belt. Matthews rolled into the ring, and while Reaper was trying to revive the referee Matthews spun him around and laid him out too. He tossed the belt away as the referee came too, and covered Reaper 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Vincent Matthews!

MARK BISHOP
Coward!

JASON MARTEL
Coward? Try resourceful, he brought in something to even out the odds.

MARK BISHOP
Even out my ass, he was going to lose and he cheated his way to a victory. Oh great, now he wants to talk. He'll probably tell us how great he is, and insult the fans again.

JASON MARTEL
Well if you'd shut up and let him talk, we'd get to hear what he wants to say.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
You all just saw a prime example of why I am the best. I overcome all odds, and took home a victory. However, this isn't over just yet. If all you people will recall, there are new #1 contenders to the tag titles crowned tonight. And since Gordie was ever so fortunate to allow them to enter last, I thought I would ask him to sign another match, for here tonight. In fact, right this very second. So referee don't go anywhere, we are going to have ourselves a Texas Tag Team title match this very second!

"Big Gun" plays over the system, as Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan run down the aisle. Matthews quickly directs traffic from outside the ring, and the partners quickly hit Gunz Blazin' on the already unconscious Reaper and went for a quick pin 1...2...3!

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Now, your NEW Texas Tag Team Champions, my boys The Young Gunz!

Matthews goes and gets the two tag belts, climbs in the ring and gives them to the new champions. Hale and Ryan hold them and stare, and the three men embrace in the middle of the ring. Matthews holds their hands up in victory, and they exit the ring all three wearing their belts.

MARK BISHOP
Folks, I have seen a lot here at SNW. But what just happened might be the worst example of backdoor politics and screwing I have seen in my entire tenure.

JASON MARTEL
Are you kidding, that's being extremely opportunistic. Kudos to those men, they are extremely brilliant and their plan worked perfectly.

MARK BISHOP
A day will come where they will have to pay the piper for what they just did. The karma train always runs a return trip, and someday revenge will be served.

JASON MARTEL
Just chill out Mark, we've got brand new Texas Tag Team champions. I might go and get a cigar, this is a great night.

MARK BISHOP
Well, coming up next our main event will determine who gets the next shot at Vincent Matthews and his Texas Championship.

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“Stranglehold” blasts over the PA, and the crowd comes alive as Chris Angel saunters out to the ring. He smiles and nods toward the fans as he makes his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is to determine the #1 contender for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas and weighing 280 lbs… he is the current SNW Bad Blood Champion… “The Dream” Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
And what a huge opportunity for Chris Angel, who has yet to be pinned to my knowledge here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
And keep in mind his Bad Blood Title is not on the line tonight. I still think that all isn’t as well between Jack Clinton and Chris Angel as they’d have you to believe, though.

Angel takes time to slap hands with the fans on his way to the ring, and winks over at a good looking girl at ringside before sliding into the ring.

JASON MARTEL
One of the biggest matches in Chris Angel’s SNW career, and he’s getting goo-goo eyes with the ladies at ringside. What’s the matter with him? And look at him looking for this crowd’s approval as he climbs the turnbuckles and asks them to cheer for him! What a suck up!

MARK BISHOP
I’m sure Angel is taking this match very seriously, Jason.

”Enter Sandman” hits, and all the lights inside the Brownwood Coliseum go out. White lights begin to flash sixteen seconds into the song as Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring amid flashing lights.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from San Diego, California and weighing in at 355 lbs… Jack Clinton!

JASON MARTEL
I don’t understand why Jack Clinton keeps getting chances at a shot at the Texas Championship when all know what’s going to happen. He just can’t win the big one here in SNW.

MARK BISHOP
But every time he has an opportunity, he gets screwed over by somebody.

JASON MARTEL
Bishop, the record books don’t say whether someone got “screwed” or not. It just lists who won and lost.

Clinton walks into the ring as the lights go back to normal.

#1 Contender’s Match
Jack Clinton vs Chris Angel

The bell sounds as Clinton and Angel circle the ring, then lock up. After a brief struggle, Clinton gains the upper hand when he throws Angel down to the mat. Angel dusts himself off, and the two lock up once again, this time with Angel getting the advantage after an arm drag takedown. Clinton dusts himself off. The two lock up once again, but this time Clinton gains the upper hand with a side headlock. Angel backs Clinton into the ropes, then shoots him off to the ropes on the other side. Angel ducks down for an overhead back body drop, but he telegraphs it too soon and Clinton counters with a huge clubbing blow to the back, knocking Angel down. Clinton picks Angel up and whips him hard into the corner, then runs in for a clothesline. But Angel gets out of the way as Clinton crashes into the corner. Clinton staggers out of the corner, and Angel hits him with an uppercut, sending Clinton back into the corner. Angel follows up by climbing the turnbuckles, standing on the middle ropes over Clinton, then punching away at him as the fans begin to count to ten. Angel falls short at the count of seven when Clinton grabs a hold of him and brings him down hard with an inverted atomic drop out of the corner.

JASON MARTEL
These two sure aren’t hesitating to hit each other with everything they’ve got.

MARK BISHOP
Which is how they want it.

Clinton goes to pick up Angel, but Angel counters with a small package roll up. ONE… TWO… Clinton kicks out. Both men are now back to their feet. Clinton goes for a clothesline, but Angel ducks under it, then takes his arms and grabs Clinton’s arms, and tries to get him down for a backslide. However, Clinton is far too big and much stronger than Angel as he frees his arms from Angel’s, then wraps his arms around Angel’s arms and struggles to get him down for a backslide and succeeds. ONE… TWO… Angel kicks out just in the nick of time. Angel is slow to his feet as he's bent over, so Clinton runs and bounces off the ropes and attempts an axe kick, but Angel sees it out of the corner of his eye and sidesteps Clinton, who catches his footing as he lands after missing the axe kick. Angel turns him around and delivers several knife edge chops in succession, but Clinton answers back with a hard clothesline that takes Angel down by force.

JASON MARTEL
So much for friendship! Clinton damn near decapitated Angel!

MARK BISHOP
Clinton going for the cover now! ONE... TWO... and Angel kicks out before the referee can count to three!

Clinton goes to pick Angel up, then whips him into the corner. Clinton charges in, but Angel gets his boot up, hitting Clinton in the face and staggering him. Angel climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, then jumps off and takes Clinton down with a jumping clothesline off the middle turnbuckle, followed by a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Clinton kicks out with authority. Both men are back to their feet, and Angel knocks Clinton down with a dropkick, then follows up with a knee drop attempt, but Clinton rolls out of the way as Angel crashes his knee onto the mat. Angel winces and holds his knee in pain. The ref tells Clinton to stay back as he goes to check on Angel, but Angel waves the ref off as he forces himself to get up. Clinton charges at Angel, going for a clothesline. But Angel ducks, then quickly catches Clinton with a neckbreaker. Angel goes for another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Clinton kicks out again. Clinton is to his knees as Angel peppers him with a flurry of right hand jabs. Angel picks Clinton up and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Clinton reverses the whip. Angel rebounds off the ropes, and Clinton takes him down hard with a thunderous powerslam. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Angel barely gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
So close, yet so far for Jack Clinton!

JASON MARTEL
Close only counts in horseshoes, washers and hand grenades. Unfortunately for Clinton, this is none of those.

Clinton picks Angel up, but Angel peppers him with several right hand punches to the gut, but Clinton fights them off as he nails Angel with a huge right hand punch to the head. Clinton then picks Angel up, using his strength to lift him up in a military press. Clinton holds Angel up in the air for about thirty seconds, then slams him down to the mat. Clinton follows up with an elbow drop, gets back up, and hits another elbow drop.

MARK BISHOP
Clinton goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Angel gets the shoulder up to stop the count. But now Clinton immediately follows up with a Boston Crab.

JASON MARTEL
I'll admit that Jack Clinton is certainly not my favorite wrestler, but I do like that he's not letting up on Angel, as he immediately locks in that Boston Crab.

Clinton is cinching back on the Boston Crab as referee Rick Maynard asks Angel if he gives up, but Angel refuses. Angel tries to crawl over to the ropes, but Clinton is struggling to try to keep him in the middle of the ring. Angel is finally able to struggle his way to the ropes, forcing Clinton to let go of the hold. Clinton holds onto the ropes and stomps away at Angel, not letting up on him. Clinton then picks Angel up and hoists him up in the air for a vertical suplex, but holds him up there for over half a minute.

MARK BISHOP
Jack Clinton holding Chris Angel up there, the blood rushing to his head, and Clinton finally brings Angel down with the delayed vertical suplex as Angel rolls to the outside.

JASON MARTEL
I wonder if Jack Clinton will stay inside the ring and let his friend catch a breather.

Clinton immediately rolls out and works Angel over outside the ring with a series of clubbing blows to the back of the neck, then picks him up and slams him down facefirst on the apron.

JASON MARTEL
Well that answers my question.

Clinton grabs Angel in a bulldog headlock and runs over to attempt to drive Angel's head into the turnbuckle post, but Angel is able to push Clinton off of him and sends him crashing facefirst into the post, sending Clinton down on the floor. Angel goes to pick Clinton up and nails him with a right hand punch that sends Clinton staggering back into the security railing. Angel backs up, charges at Clinton and nails him with a running clothesline that sends both him and Clinton over the railing and into the ringside crowd, and both men are down. The ref rushes out to make sure both men are ok, and Angel is the first one to make a move as he slowly gets to his feet. Clinton forces himself up as well. Angel approaches Clinton, but Clinton stuns him with a straight punch to the face, backing Angel up against the railing. Clinton runs and nails Angel flush in the face with a big boot, sending Angel falling over the railing and back onto the ringside floor as Clinton climbs over and picks Angel up, then rolls him back into the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Jack Clinton, looking to give Chris Angel the proverbial kill shot right here.

JASON MARTEL
What a night this has been. Mike Leach making a surprise appearance; we have new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions in the Young Gunz; and now we may just witness the first time that Chris Angel actually gets pinned here in SNW!

Clinton picks Angel up and signals for the Final Destruction. He grabs Angel by the throat, but as he lifts him up, Angel counters with a Facebuster. Both men lay down in the ring, with Angel slowly rolling over to make the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Clinton barely gets the shoulder up as Angel can't believe it. Angel picks Clinton up and whips him into the ropes, the ducks down. But he ducks down too early as Clinton counters with a running DDT that spikes Angel down to the mat. Clinton now with the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!!! Angel barely gets his shoulder up at two and three-quarters!

MARK BISHOP
Back and forth these two men go!

JASON MARTEL
This is going down to the wire, unlike that joke of a National Championship game the other night. But what do I know? I've never been on a college football voting committee.

Clinton tries to catch his breath as he approaches Angel and picks him up. He lifts him up for the Three Story Hell Ride, but Angel is able to slip over him and roll him up in a modified school boy pin! ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd erupts as Clinton sits up and mouths "Fuck!" though the TV can't pick it up.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and #1 contender to the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
And now Chris Angel is next in line to attempt to dethrone Vincent Matthews!

JASON MARTEL
Uh oh, I think tensions are going to explode here!

As the referee hands Angel his Bad Blood Championship belt, Clinton stares him down. Angel stares right back at him, wondering what's going on. Clinton stares out into the audience, then finally goes to shake Angel's hand. Angel accepts his handshake and the two embrace to a big pop from the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
That just makes me sick! Jack Clinton has just lost what could be his last opportunity to fight for the Texas Championship, and he shakes Angel's hand. Disgusting!

MARK BISHOP
It's not disgusting in the least! In fact, I wish all wrestlers here in SNW showed as much class as Jack Clinton has here tonight. For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Bishop saying good night and we'll see you next week on Guys Night Out, as we will emanate from Denim and Diamonds in Temple, TX!

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