Post by Hollywood on Jun 24, 2008 13:03:17 GMT -6
Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller all decided to celebrate the events of Saturday night by having a power lunch at TGI Friday's in North Richland Hills, TX. Gordie is back in his wheelchair and now with both arms and both legs in casts. A cute, tall and slender blonde girl was feeding him his meal of flat iron steak and mashed potatoes, and also assisted him with drinking his strawberry daquiri. George was chowing down on breadsticks, buffalo wings, mini cheeseburgers and onion rings, and was washing down his meal with a bottle of Miller Lite, and was on his fourth bottle already. Craig decided to eat healthy, having a chicken caesar salad and iced tea.
GORDIE
Thanks, um...
BLONDE GIRL
It's Codi Shane.
GORDIE
That's right. You'll have to forgive me, with all these nagging injuries I've suffered at the hands at that Wench, it's easy for me to forget names of people I've recently met.
DUNPORK
Well here's hoping that Hellspawn will help Wench see the light, or in this case, the darkness.
Matt Margera burst into the camera shot and grabbed Gordie by the collar, lifting him out of his wheelchair. Codi Shane screamed, and Craig and George shouted "What's wrong with you?!" Matt turned his attention to the Sports Nutz just long enough to warn them not to stick their noses in his business if they knew what was good for them, and they backed down.
MATT MARGERA
Look here, pal! I've got the proof that it wasn't my voice on that tape recorder, and that you and Hellspawn worked together to frame me and turn the love of my life against me! Now you either admit that you and Hellspawn have been lying this whole time or I give you legitimate reasons to be in those casts!
GORDIE
OK! OK! Hellspawn and I did indeed frame you! Now put me down!
Matt dropped Gordie down in his wheelchair, causing Gordie to moan in agony.
CRAIG
C'mon, Matt! You think you can just intimidate and bully around the handicapped just because you want Wench back even though she knows the truth?
MATT MARGERA
How am I bullying around the handicapped when Gordie's faking his injuries to begin with?! And second of all, here's all the proof you need!
Matt took out a mini-tape player and pressed "play." Before the supposed phone call was a conversation Gordie and Hellspawn had, with Gordie's voice saying "Testing, testing, one, two. Good to go, Hellspawn." Audio of the supposed phone call that Hellspawn and Matt had followed, except it's Gordie's voice instead of Matt's voice. Shock came over the faces of Gordie, George, Craig and even Codi. Matt decided there was nothing else to say and just stormed off. Gordie and the Sports Nutz had no idea what to do now.
GORDIE
Thanks, um...
BLONDE GIRL
It's Codi Shane.
GORDIE
That's right. You'll have to forgive me, with all these nagging injuries I've suffered at the hands at that Wench, it's easy for me to forget names of people I've recently met.
DUNPORK
Well here's hoping that Hellspawn will help Wench see the light, or in this case, the darkness.
Matt Margera burst into the camera shot and grabbed Gordie by the collar, lifting him out of his wheelchair. Codi Shane screamed, and Craig and George shouted "What's wrong with you?!" Matt turned his attention to the Sports Nutz just long enough to warn them not to stick their noses in his business if they knew what was good for them, and they backed down.
MATT MARGERA
Look here, pal! I've got the proof that it wasn't my voice on that tape recorder, and that you and Hellspawn worked together to frame me and turn the love of my life against me! Now you either admit that you and Hellspawn have been lying this whole time or I give you legitimate reasons to be in those casts!
GORDIE
OK! OK! Hellspawn and I did indeed frame you! Now put me down!
Matt dropped Gordie down in his wheelchair, causing Gordie to moan in agony.
CRAIG
C'mon, Matt! You think you can just intimidate and bully around the handicapped just because you want Wench back even though she knows the truth?
MATT MARGERA
How am I bullying around the handicapped when Gordie's faking his injuries to begin with?! And second of all, here's all the proof you need!
Matt took out a mini-tape player and pressed "play." Before the supposed phone call was a conversation Gordie and Hellspawn had, with Gordie's voice saying "Testing, testing, one, two. Good to go, Hellspawn." Audio of the supposed phone call that Hellspawn and Matt had followed, except it's Gordie's voice instead of Matt's voice. Shock came over the faces of Gordie, George, Craig and even Codi. Matt decided there was nothing else to say and just stormed off. Gordie and the Sports Nutz had no idea what to do now.
