The Main Event: 2/5/10

[Hollywood]

DARK MATCHES BEFORE THE MAIN EVENT WENT ON THE AIR

-Alexander Draven and Andy Lionheart def. Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum via pinfall.

-The Alley Ratz def. the CIA via pinfall after interference from Y Kores.

-Versus Vince def. Allen Trebeck via pinfall.

-Chris P. and Jack Clinton def. the Alternative Lifestylers via pinfall.

[Hollywood]

Some random stock music is played in the background as Mark Bishop does the voice over, detailing how the history between Soul Reaper and Vincent Matthews. Past clips that go along with each event that Mark Bishop describes is played on the video montage.

MARK BISHOP
March 29, 2009 is when Soul Reaper's trials and tribulations finally paid off when he defeated Hellspawn for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship at WrestleStock. Soul Reaper turned away all challengers, no matter what Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz stacked against him.

Then Reaper ran into two roadblocks at Summer Bash when he squared off against Jack Clinton and Vincent Matthews. Reaper was the first wrestler eliminated in the Three Way Dance, and he never truly had a rematch for the Texas Championship, instead, choosing to focus on teaming with his cousin, Cyanide, to win the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles from the Williams Bros.

But with a new year came new challenges, and an evil plot concocted by the members of Insurgence and Gordon Heath, as they got together to help the Young Gunz get the Texas Tag Titles off the cousins Reaper and Cyanide. Now Reaper wants the ultimate revenge as he has invoked his rematch clause, challenging Vincent Matthews for the Texas Heavyweight Championship. But Insurgence promised to be at ringside for this encounter, so to make things right, SNW co-owner Codi Shane announced that she, along with Cyanide and SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel, would be in Reaper's corner.... TONIGHT ON THE MAIN EVENT!

"Obsession" by Animotion hits as a video montage of various highlights featuring the participants in tonight's TV special are shown. We see Vincent Matthews choking out Jack Clinton with the Vindication; Soul Reaper slamming Hellspawn down with the Reaper's Requiem; Cyanide blowing green mist into Ricky Blair's eyes; Chris Angel slamming Vinny Appice down on top of Tony Manzetti with his patented maneuver, the Fallen; the Young Gunz defeating Death Sentence for the Texas Tag Team Titles; Myke Rhines trying to score a date with a poor young girl; Syco Boy attacking Levetation; S.T. Strickler kicking Wench(then known as Katrina) in the head; Levetation beating Strickler and Syco Boy senseless inside a steel cage; and ending with Vincent Matthews holding the Texas Championship up in the air after a hard fought victory.



Shot opens inside the Fort Worth Convention Center, as a rare pyro show goes off since SNW is in a large enough venue. The camera pans around to show the screaming fans who are holding their various signs, such as "SYCO'S NOT HURT!" "MATTHEWS, FEAR THE REAPER!" "WINK!" and "S.T. STRICKLER, THE REAL SPARE!" Camera shot then switches over to the broadcast area, located on a platform above floor level, where Mark Bishop is standing by, mic in hand, along with Jason Martel.

LIVE FROM THE FORT WORTH CONVENTION CENTER! FORT WORTH, TX!

MARK BISHOP
Welcome to the national television spectacular here on the CW, as SNW presents The Main Event! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Jason Martel, and tonight we have two big match ups!

JASON MARTEL
That's right! Tonight, S.T. Strickler and Levetation finally settle their score, with no disqualifications and no count outs to hinder their feud. And with Syco Boy at ringside, the stipulation of no disqualifications and no count outs could prove to be detrimental to the Levetated One.

MARK BISHOP
Indeed it could, as Syco Boy has proven that he's not below stooping to whatever depths he has to in order to help S.T. Strickler get ahead. And of course we can't forget the big one for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship as Soul Reaper challenges the current champion, "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews.

JASON MARTEL
What I'd like to know is what kind of legal loophole was Codi Shane able to pull over Gordie and the Sports Nutz to allow Soul Reaper to just now invoke his rematch clause. He lost the title back at Summer Bash '09, and he's just NOW going to invoke his rematch clause?!

MARK BISHOP
And don't forget about Myke Rhines, Samuel Hale, and Marcus "The Storm" Ryan being out at ringside for this match up.

JASON MARTEL
And don't you forget that Cyanide, Chris Angel and Codi Shane will be out at ringside for the match up as well.

MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's go to Misty Crawford, who's standing by with the champion and his cohorts.

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Misty Crawford is standing in front of The Main Event banner, alongside Vincent Matthews(holding his Texas Championship over his shoulder), Myke Rhines, and the Young Gunz(holding their Texas Tag Team Titles over their respective shoulders).

MISTY CRAWFORD
Alright, with me now is arguably the most powerful stable in SNW since the Dark Ones... I am referring to Insurgence.

MYKE RHINES
Correction. Insurgence is UNDENIABLY the most powerful stable in SNW, past or present, and don't you forget it.

SAMUEL HALE
The elder statesman hit the nail on the head. We are the most powerful stable in the history of not only SNW, but of the entire sport of professional wrestling. Groups such as the Dark Ones, the Destruction Crew and Chapter Six were just blips, like the ones Rhines would see when he would play Sea Battle for the Intellivision.

MARCUS RYAN
Tonight, we show why we are the most dominant force in all of sports. Forget about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys. Forget about the New York "We buy the World Series from umpires" Yankees. Insurgence is the real deal, and there's not a damn thing that Codi Shane, Great Muta Jr and Chris Fairy Angel can do about it. And you know what? I wouldn't mind kicking Codi Shane's head in one more time, and even finishing her off with the Snow Monkey Slaughter!

VINCENT MATTHEWS
In due time, Marcus. Right now, our focus is on keeping this SNW Texas Championship in the ranks of Insurgence. Soul Reaper, you waited THIS LONG to finally invoke your rematch clause? Well that's all fine and dandy by me. You see, I've got everything to prove in this match. Last time when we were in the ring, you had your hand raised in victory. But everyone has an off night, and on that night, this belt wasn't on the line. Tonight, it's for all the marbles, and you're going to choke just like Dirk and Romo. Let's go, boys.

Insurgence walks off the interview set.

MISTY CRAWFORD
It's safe to say that Insurgence is more than ready for this high stakes match up. Mark and Jason, back to you.

"This Fire Burns" booms over the PA as the crowd comes to their feet and boo their lungs out before Insurgence even walk out. Myke Rhines leads the way, followed by the Young Gunz(still holding their Texas Tag Team belts over their shoulders), and rounded off by Vincent Matthews, now wearing his Texas Championship around his waist. They taunt the fans, laughing at them about how superior they are to them.

MARK BISHOP
And there is the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion himself, flanked by his compadres in Insurgence.

JASON MARTEL
And what a fine champion Vincent Matthews has been. A great representative of Sports Nutz Wrestling. I shudder to think if Soul Reaper were to get his hands on that championship again.

MARK BISHOP
Well that could very well happen, Jason. In any event, when we come back, we'll have the Texas Heavyweight Championship match up between Vincent Matthews and Soul Reaper!

THE MAIN EVENT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR MOM!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to The Main Event, and as Insurgence wait at ringside, taunting the fans, let's take it to Bob Sturm, who's standing by with Soul Reaper, Cyanide, Codi Shane and Chris Angel.

Shot switches to the backstage hallway, where Soul Reaper, Cyanide, Chris Angel and even Codi Shane are putting the finishing touches of a beatdown on Bob Sturm, stomping away at him. Reaper then looks at the camera as the shot switches to inside the ring, where we can see Vincent Matthews watching what's happening on the SportsTron.

SOUL REAPER
Vincent, that's not even a tenth of what's in store for you! Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship is coming back to where it rightfully belongs.

Vincent Matthews doesn't seem to be phased by what he saw as "Inside the Fire" booms over the PA, causing the crowd to rise back to their feet, but this time with a supportive deafening roar as the fans cheer their lungs out. Soul Reaper, decked out in hooded sleeveless robe, leads the way, followed by Cyanide, Chris Angel and Codi Shane.

JASON MARTEL
What the hell kind of company is this where the co-owner can just beat up on their employees?!

MARK BISHOP
You never cry foul when the Sports Nutz do the same thing!

JASON MARTEL
That's because they only beat down people who deserve it.

MARK BISHOP
Oh give me a break!

JASON MARTEL
The Sturminator has every right to throw the book at Codi Shane for not only condoning the abuse handed out by Soul Reaper, Cyanide and Chris Angel, but also joining in on it herself!

MARK BISHOP
I'm sure we'll find out eventually that Sturm had said something that rubbed them the wrong way.

JASON MARTEL
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! So if Sturm says something that pisses them off to the point that they shoot him in the head, it's ok because he said something to piss them off?! Where's the logic in that?! I never thought I'd meet anybody who's more stupid than Mark Followill, but I now I have!

Reaper enters the ring, taking off his robe and cracking his neck and knuckles before shooting an ice cold stare into Vincent Matthews' eyes. The Young Gunz and Myke Rhines take their places outside the ring, as do Cyanide, Chris Angel and Codi Shane.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first is the challenger... accompanied to the ring by Cyanide, SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel, and SNW co-owner Codi Shane... hailing from Fresno, California and weighing in at 242 lbs... Soul Reaper!

The crowd cheers and applauds as Reaper just stands there, still shooting the ice cold stare toward Matthews.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent... accompanied by Myke Rhines and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Young Gunz... from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing in at 215 lbs... the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

The fans boo as Matthews is announced, though there seems to be a heel cheering section as some cheers can be heard off camera. Matthews hands the belt to referee Rick Maynard, who holds the belt up in the air, then calls for the bell.

SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship
Vincent Matthews (c) vs Soul Reaper

Reaper and Matthews stare each other down, then lock up and grapple for position. Matthews gains the early advantage with a side headlock, but Reaper quickly counters with an atomic drop, followed up by a release German suplex, with the momentum from the suplex sending Matthews rolling to the outside where his Insurgence cohorts are standing by.

MARK BISHOP
Not even a minute into the match, and already Soul Reaper seems to have the upper hand as Vincent Matthews is attended to by Rhines and the Young Gunz.

JASON MARTEL
Smart move on the part of Vincent Matthews. He's halted Soul Reaper's momentum, and has caught himself a breather.

Rhines gives Matthews some last minute advice, then Matthews rolls back into the ring. Matthews and Reaper once again lock up, but this time, Matthews catches Reaper with a knee to the midsection, followed up by a textbook vertical suplex. Matthews goes for the early pin but only gets a one count for his efforts. Matthews quickly gets up and stomps away at Reaper's face, then goes to run the ropes as Reaper picks himself up with his back to Matthews. Matthews comes off the ropes and brings Reaper back down facefirst with a running bulldog, and again goes for an early cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper quickly kicks out.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews doing his best to try to finish off Soul Reaper early on in the bout.

JASON MARTEL
That's what Matthews has to do if he wants to hold onto the Texas Championship. He can't afford to let up on the former Texas Champion and former co-holder of the Texas Tag Titles.

Reaper tries to get up, but Matthews cuts him off with an eye gouge, then goes to run the ropes. Matthews rebounds off the ropes and goes for running dropkick, but Reaper sidesteps him, sending Matthews down facefirst. Matthews tries to get up, but Reaper catches him with several stiff kicks to the ribs, then knocks Matthews back down, facefirst, with an elbow drop to the back of the head. Reaper rolls Matthews over and goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Matthews quickly kicks out. Matthews gets back up, but Reaper takes him down with a hard clothesline and goes for another pin. ONE... TWO... Matthews gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
Neither man giving an inch in this match.

JASON MARTEL
I think this is going to come down to whoever makes the first mistake. And I wouldn't be surprised if this match goes past our one hour television time slot tonight!

Reaper runs toward the ropes as Matthews tries to pick himself up off the canvas. Reaper then springboards off the ropes and goes for a springboard kick, but Matthews jumps up, countering with a dropkick to Reaper's midsection. Matthews picks Reaper up, and brings him back down with a standing huracanrana pin. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Reaper picks himself back up, but Matthews knocks him down with a windmill kick that sends Reaper rolling out of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Soul Reaper rolling to the outside, and look at Rhines and the Young Gunz, trying to approach Reaper like a bunch of vultures.

JASON MARTEL
Now how do you know they're not going to just try to help him up and get back into the ring?

MARK BISHOP
Jason, you should know that they wouldn't just help someone up. And now Chris Angel, Cyanide and Codi Shane stepping in, forcing Rhines and the Gunz to back off.

Matthews tries to go to the outside, but the ref backs him off as Reaper is able to get up on his own accord, then shoots ice, cold glares at Rhines and the Young Gunz as they throw their arms and hands up in an attempt to claim innocence. Reaper rolls back into the ring and goes to lock up with Matthews. Matthews attempts a go behind, but Reaper is strong enough to prevent Matthews from being able to lift him up, then wrestles Matthews down over his head and onto the mat. Reaper locks in a Dragon Sleeper on Matthews, and the ref goes down to check on Matthews, asking him if he submits, but Matthews refuses.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews refusing to give up, trying to hold onto the SNW Texas Championship.

JASON MARTEL
But Reaper is holding on, and he has Matthews there in the center of the ring. If he keeps that locked in, he'll cut off the flow of blood to the brain, causing Matthews to go out, and giving Reaper the win.

MARK BISHOP
But Matthews is fighting his way back up, and he brings Reaper down hard with a reverse jawbreaker.

Reaper staggers around as Matthews picks himself back up and knocks Reaper down with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head, then goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... Reaper gets the shoulder up. Matthews picks Reaper up, locks him in a Cobra Clutch, then takes Reaper down with a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep, then rolls over into a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Reaper somehow manages to kick out. Matthews gets up and stomps away at Reaper, then attempts a standing moonsault, but Reaper gets the knees up, and Matthews doubles over, clutching his abdomen as Reaper picks himself back up.

MARK BISHOP
Crucial mistake on the part of the reigning Texas Champion, and now Soul Reaper is in the driver's seat as he gets up and nails Matthews in the head with a Shining Wizard! Now he goes for the cover!

JASON MARTEL
Kick out, Matthews!

MARK BISHOP
ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Myke Rhines places Matthews' foot on the ropes, unbeknown to the referee!

JASON MARTEL
What brilliance on the part of Rhines!

MARK BISHOP
And now Codi Shane marches over into Insurgence territory.

JASON MARTEL
She better get out of there if she knows what's good for her!

MARK BISHOP
And the SNW co-owner kicks Rhines in the gonads!

JASON MARTEL
Oh she's going to get it now!

The Young Gunz seethe with anger and march toward Codi Shane, distracting the referee as he yells at everyone to cool off. Meanwhile, Reaper picks Matthews up and attempts to whip him into the corner, but Matthews reverses the whip, inadvertently sending Reaper crashing into the referee, knocking him out of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
And now the referee is down!

JASON MARTEL
The inmates run the asylum now, Bishop!

The Young Gunz run after Codi Shane, but she ducks their double clothesline attempt as they are met with running clotheslines from Cyanide and Chris Angel. Codi then picks both Young Gunz up and smashes them head to head with a double noggin knocker to a huge roar from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
And Codi Shane exacts her revenge on the Young Gunz for that brutal attack some time back.

JASON MARTEL
What's with these people who hold grudges?

Inside the ring, Vincent Matthews and Soul Reaper trade martial arts shots, with Matthews gaining the upper hand with a spinning heel kick. Matthews attempts to whip Reaper into the ropes, but Reaper reverses the whip, sending Matthews into the ropes. Matthews rebounds off the ropes, and Reaper slams him down hard with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster and goes for a pin, but realizes after a few seconds that there's no referee. He shrugs and decides to beat on Matthews some more. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Cyanide and Angel encourage Codi Shane to prop up one of the Young Gunz, and she obliges, propping up Samuel Hale, holding him in position as Cyanide goes to spew the green mist...

MARK BISHOP
Cyanide about to give Samuel Hale an eyeful, and... OH NO! Cyanide just inadvertently sprayed that green mist into Codi Shane's eyes!

JASON MARTEL
That's what she gets! You play with fire, you get burned!

MARK BISHOP
Cyanide and Chris Angel are rushing to her aid, and I can only imagine how Cyanide feels for this horrific accident.

JASON MARTEL
Those idiots are getting what they deserve. Instead of trying to help up the referee, they want to beat up on Insurgence, and now look where it's getting them.

MARK BISHOP
Reaper has now gone to check on Codi Shane as well, who's screaming out in pain! Someone get some help out there!

Reaper tells Cyanide and Angel to take Codi to the back to get her medical attention, saying that he can handle Insurgence himself, and they oblige. Reaper then turns his attention to Marcus Ryan outside the ring as Ryan gets back up. Ryan charges after him, but Reaper counters with a High Angle Exploder Suplex, slamming Ryan hard onto the outside floor, knocking the wind out of him. Samuel Hale is back to his feet and charges after Reaper, but Reaper sidesteps him, sending him facefirst into the turnbuckle post. Reaper then picks Hale up and brings him down hard with the Soulnado on the floor outside the ring. Reaper then gets back into the ring, but Rhines decides to meet him inside the ring. Reaper tells Rhines to hit him with his best shot, and Rhines slaps Reaper hard in the face.

MARK BISHOP
I don't know if that was a wise move on the part of Rhines.

JASON MARTEL
Myke, you might want to get out of there, NOW!

MARK BISHOP
It might be too late now, as Reaper hoists Rhines up in the air, and slams him down hard with the Reaper's Requiem.

JASON MARTEL
Reaper better turn his attention back to Vincent Matthews.

While Reaper had his attention diverted, Matthews was able to pick himself back up. Reaper turns around, only to see Matthews flying off the top turnbuckle. Reaper doesn't have enough time to counter as Matthews plants him down to the mat with a top rope DDT. Matthews then goes to the outside of the ring and picks up his Texas Championship belt, bringing it into the ring. Meanwhile, the referee is slowly getting up. But his attention is diverted, so he doesn't see what Matthews is up to. Matthews lays the belt down as Reaper tries to pick himself up. But it's to no avail as Matthews grabs Reaper and slams him down facefirst into the championship belt with the Fatal Sin, knocking Reaper out cold, then pushes the belt out of the ring so the ref can't see it as evidence.

MARK BISHOP
This isn't right! It can't end like this!

JASON MARTEL
Remember the great words of Jesse Ventura... Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews now grabs a hold of the referee and drags him back into the ring. Now he's going for the cover!

ONE...






TWO...







THREE!


The crowd boos their lungs out as "This Fire Burns" blasts over the PA and the ref signals for the ending bell. Matthews raises his hand up in victory as he rolls to the outside. The Young Gunz and are slowly getting up as Matthews picks up his Texas Championship belt. He and the Gunz go to check on Myke Rhines and help him up as the fans at ringside shout obscenities and catcalls out at them.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, and still SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

MARK BISHOP
What a tainted victory for Vincent Matthews! How could he even call himself "The Warrior" after a win like that?!

JASON MARTEL
You just might be more stupid than I originally thought you were! Warriors do whatever they have to do to win!

MARK BISHOP
But a true warrior fights with honor, Jason!

JASON MARTEL
All that matters is if you're the champion after the match is over, not how you held onto your championship.

MARK BISHOP
In any event, we have to take a timeout. Still to come, the match up pitting Levetation against S.T. Strickler, with Syco Boy in Strickler's corner. Not to mention there are no count outs or disqualifications in that match. And we're hoping to get post-match comments from all parties involved when we come back!

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[Hollywood]

We see a replay of Cyanide accidentally blinding Codi Shane with the green mist as Mark Bishop voices over it.

MARK BISHOP
Earlier tonight, Codi Shane was holding up Samuel Hale for Cyanide to spew the green mist into his face, when Samuel Hale ducked, causing Codi Shane to be inadvertently blinded by the green mist.

JASON MARTEL
Oh boohoo! That's what she gets for getting involved in a man's sport!

MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's take it backstage to I.P. Freely. Freely, any word on Codi Shane's condition?

Shot switches to outside the training room backstage, where I.P. Freely is standing by.

I.P. FREELY
I talked to one of the trainers back here, and he said that lucky for Codi Shane, she doesn't seem to have suffered any permanent damage to her eyes, but it looks like she'll have to take tomorrow night off come Guys Night Out. Mark and Jason, back to you.

Camera pans around to show the crowd inside the Fort Worth Convention Center.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, I understand that Misty Crawford is going to try to get a word with Chris Angel. Misty?

Shot switches to inside Chris Angel's locker room, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Chris Angel, who's holding his Bad Blood Championship over his shoulder.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm standing here with the reigning SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel. And Chris, I can imagine how upset you are about what transpired out there at ringside.

CHRIS ANGEL
Misty, what happened out there was a total accident. Everything was going our way. We were kicking Insurgence's ass, so we had every right to be confident in ourselves. We just got a little too excited, and now Codi Shane is hurt and Soul Reaper isn't the Texas Heavyweight Champion. During the break, after the medical staff told Cyanide and I to leave Codi Shane with them, we went out to check on Soul Reaper after he had been knocked out by Vincent Matthews. Reaper was able to get up, and he told me that life goes on and to go after Vincent Matthews myself once I'm granted my Texas Heavyweight Championship match that I earned. But Vincent, you're not the only one who has a date with destiny. Young Gunz, you better be on the look out because after talking to Reaper, he and Cyanide will be coming back for those Texas Tag Team belts that you stole from them back in January. You boys are about to learn that what goes around comes around. Just remember that karma's a bitch, and it always comes back to bite you in the ass.

We see a shot outside at the Fort Worth Water Gardens, showing random people strolling about.

MARK BISHOP
We are live here in Fort Worth, Texas, and while everything may be serene and peaceful at the Fort Worth Water Gardens, it will be anything but here inside the Fort Worth Convention Center as coming up next, Levetation takes on S.T. Strickler with Syco Boy in his corner.

JASON MARTEL
Wouldn't be great if Syco Boy was the man that ended Levetation's career for good, after what Levetation did to him two years ago?

MARK BISHOP
No, it would not be great. But I understand Brenda Price is standing by with two men who may agree with you, Jason.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of The Main Event banner, where Brenda Price is standing by with Syco Boy(standing with the aid of his crutches) and S.T. Strickler.

BRENDA PRICE
I'm here with two men who may very well be looking to end Levetation's career here tonight, Syco Boy and "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler. Guys, just what do you have in store for the Levetated One with no disqualifications or count outs to hold you back?

SYCO BOY
Oh wouldn't you like to know what we have in store for Levetation.

S.T. STRICKLER
What Syco's trying to say, toots, is to do what TMZ doesn't seem to know how to do and mind your own damn beeswax. Like we'd tell the whole world our plans for Levetation, knowing full well that Levy is watching on a television monitor in his locker room. That'd be like if the Dallas Stars hired the guy who used to be the coach of the Colorado Avalanche back when the Stars used to dominate Colorado.

SYCO BOY
Um, Strickler, the Stars kinda hired Marc Crawford. You know, the coach whose ass the Stars used to kick when he was with Colorado?

S.T. STRICKLER
SON OF A BITCH! Oh well, we're not THAT stupid ourselves.

Syco hops off with the aid of his crutches, as Strickler leaves right behind him. Strickler motions at Brenda to call him, causing Brenda to roll her eyes. Shot goes back to the ringside area as "My Time" blares over the PA. The crowd boos their lungs out as Syco Boy, on his crutches, leads S.T. Strickler out to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
This match is set for one fall, and there will be no disqualifications and no count outs! Introducing first, from Winchester, Virginia and weighing 180 lbs... accompanied to the ring by Syco Boy... "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

JASON MARTEL
The end of Levetation. I can't wait!

MARK BISHOP
Well you'll have to wait about a minute because we have to go to a quick commercial announcement. But when we come back, we'll have Levetation vs. S.T. Strickler with no disqualifications and no count outs!

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[Hollywood]

"My Time" is still playing over the PA as S.T. Strickler and Syco Boy taunt the fans at ringside. "My Time" fades out, then "Don't Wait" by Blue Collar Special hits and out walks Levetation from the back, showered with cheers slapping hands with as many fans possible on his way down the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing 227 lbs... Levetation!

Strickler bolts out of the ring and runs after Levetation, but Levetation's ready for him as he ducks down and dumps Strickler on the floor with an overhead back body drop. Referee Danny Travers decides to go ahead and signal for the bell.

MARK BISHOP
S.T. Strickler didn't even give Levetation any time to get into the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, there's no disqualifications, so it's all legal, Bishop.

No Disqualifications, No Count Outs
Levetation vs S.T. Strickler

Syco can't help but watch on as Levetation picks Strickler up and lays into him with several right hand punches, but Strickler fights back with an eye gouge. Strickler grabs Levetation by the head and rams his head into the security railing, then clotheslines Levetation into the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
S.T. Strickler and Levetation are taking advantage of no count outs for all its worth.

JASON MARTEL
They're going to have to make it to the ring eventually, because last I checked, this isn't falls count anywhere.

Strickler and Levetation brawl in the crowd, with Strickler coercing a fan into handing him his nachos. Strickler hits Levetation over the head with the nachos, with the melted cheese spilling all over a random brunette's white shirt.

JASON MARTEL
That is a big plate of nachos.

MARK BISHOP
And that is a cleaning bill that Strickler will have to pay.

Levetation returns the favor as a fan hands him his cotton candy. Levetation grabs Strickler in a headlock and shoves the cotton candy into Strickler's mouth until Strickler coughs it out, almost to the point of dry heaving. Levetation takes Strickler around the fans, holding Strickler in place for several random fans to deliver knife edge chops to Strickler's chest, with Strickler overselling each chop. The crowd pops at a deafening level after a six year old girl chops Strickler as only a little kid can, and Strickler flails all about, all the way to the ringside area where he falls over the security barricade and onto the floor.

JASON MARTEL
How come none of those fans are being kicked out?! They were clearly instructed before the show not to touch the wrestlers!

MARK BISHOP
I guess you didn't hear Levetation tell security that it was cool.

JASON MARTEL
Good gosh, you and your idiotic logic! So if Levetation has a dirty bomb and he tells security it's "cool," it'll be perfectly fine for him to blow up all of Fort Worth?!

MARK BISHOP
Sir, that is the most callous response!

Levetation picks Strickler up outside the ring, and thumbs him in the eye to a big pop from the crowd, then rolls him into the ring. Levetation picks Strickler up and brings him down hard with a Sidewalk Slam, transitioned into a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Strickler kicks out. Levetation goes back to the pinfall attempt. ONE... Strickler kicks out again. Levetation tries again, but can't even get a count as Strickler immediately kicks out. Both men are back to their feet and Strickler goes for a back kick, but Levetation catches him, only to have been ensnared into a trap by Strickler as Strickler nails Levetation with the Dragon Whip Kick, knocking Levetation down. Strickler goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Levetation kicks out. Levetation tries to get back to his feet, but Strickler knocks him right back down with a quick clothesline.

MARK BISHOP
Strickler now going to the outside, and look at that. What gentlemen S.T. Strickler and Syco Boy are, barking at Monica Deluca to get up "off her ass" as they put it, and give Strickler her chair.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, it's no disqualification. What can she do about it?

Syco is yelling from where he's standing(with the help of his crutches) over at Monica, and Strickler gets up in her face, demanding her chair. She stands up, hauls off and slaps him hard in the face to a deafening roar from the crowd. The slap is so hard that it spins Strickler around as he holds onto his mouth.

JASON MARTEL
That bitch! She deserves anything S.T. Strickler gives her now because she assaulted him first!

MARK BISHOP
And Levetation nails S.T. Strickler with a baseball slide!

Levetation rolls to the outside and picks Strickler up, slamming him headfirst into the ring apron, then rolls him back into the ring. Levetation then walks over to Monica Deluca, and politely asks her if she would hand him her chair, and she obliges, which pisses Syco off. But there's not much he can do since he's on his crutches.

JASON MARTEL
Dammit, even our ring announcers are biased!

MARK BISHOP
Hey, Levetation asked nicely, unlike that dirtbag, S.T. Strickler.

Levetation rolls back into the ring and lifts the chair over his head. But before he can swing it down, Strickler hits him with a clothesline to the midsection, causing Levetation to drop the chair as he doubles over. Strickler follows up with a snap suplex and rolls over into a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Levetation kicks out. Strickler places the chair down on the canvas, then brings Levetation over in the corner. Strickler climbs to the middle turnbuckle as he grabs Levetation into a front facelock. Strickler goes for a Tornado DDT onto the chair, but Levetation blocks it as Strickler comes down off the turnbuckle. Levetation then lifts Strickler up for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Strickler reverses with a DDT onto the chair.

MARK BISHOP
DDT onto the chair, and now Strickler looks to finish Levetation off. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Levetation barely gets the shoulder up in time!

JASON MARTEL
I thought he had him right there.

Strickler picks Levetation up and throws him to the outside, the side of ringside that points in the direction of the entrance. Strickler then picks up the chair as Levetation tries to get back to his feet. Strickler runs and flies over the top rope, chair in hand, but Levetation pulls the camera man over, causing Strickler to blast the camera man as he swings the chair down onto his skull while flying to the outside.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Strickler is struggling to his feet as a fan hands Strickler his chair. Strickler is back to his knees as Levetation blasts him in the head with the chair, busting Strickler wide open.

MARK BISHOP
Levetation just blasted S.T. Strickler with that fan's chair, and now Strickler is busted wide open!

JASON MARTEL
Someone get medics out there now!

Levetation picks Strickler up and slams him down onto the other chair that Strickler had previously with a release German Suplex. Levetation garners cheers from the crowd as he does the cutthroat motion, then picks Strickler up and rolls him into the ring. Levetation notices the camera man who's down, and notices the now free camera and the cables attached to it. While outside the ring, he takes the cables and chokes Strickler with them as he hangs over the apron. Levetation lets go, then slides into the ring. He signals that it's time for the end for Strickler. He picks Strickler up for a stalling vertical suplex, but brings him down with a Muscle Buster, then goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Strickler somehow gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
How is S.T. Strickler still in this match?!

JASON MARTEL
Pure instinct, Bishop. Pure instinct.

Levetation can't believe it as he only got a two count, but he chugs along and goes to pick Strickler up, but Strickler nails him with a low blow out of desperation, doubling Levetation over onto his knees as Strickler struggles back to his feet. Syco then shouts that he wants to finish off Levetation. Strickler regains his bearings and makes it over to the outside, helping Syco into the ring. Strickler rolls back into the ring, helping Syco up as he puts down one of his crutches. Syco struggles to stay on his feet as asks Strickler to hold Levetation up. Strickler obliges, and Syco rares back and rams the crutch into Levetation's throat, knocking Levetation down as he holds onto his throat and coughs. As a result of the crutch shot, Syco falls down to his knee, so Strickler helps him up. Syco thanks him, and seems to walk off as Strickler throws his hands up in the air, basking in the deafening boos and jeers of the crowd. Syco then turns and wallops Strickler in the back of the head with the crutch, knocking Strickler down and out on top of Levetation. Syco dances around, showing off that he's not hurt, then laughs and walks out of the ring. Meanwhile, referee Danny Travers realizes that Strickler is lying on top of Levetation. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd boos as "My Time" blares over the PA, but both men are still down and out.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

MARK BISHOP
S.T. Strickler may have won this match, but he doesn't look like much of a winner.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know whose side to take on this one, Bishop. I mean, I'm still a big fan of "The Real Deal," but damn I loved how Syco Boy played him like a puppet!

MARK BISHOP
We'll be back with more of The Main Event when we come back.

SNW GUYS NIGHT OUT! NOW AIRING ON ITS NEW HOME, THE CW NETWORK! TOMORROW NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, AND LIVE FROM THE SCAT JAZZ LOUNGE IN SUNDANCE SQUARE, DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH!

[Hollywood]

Back from commercial, and shot opens to Mark Bishop, standing by mic in hand, along with Jason Martel up on the broadcast platform.

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more of The Main Event, and I have to say that this show was out of control from the get go.

JASON MARTEL
It really was, and that's how I like it.

MARK BISHOP
We kicked off the show with Soul Reaper finally cashing in on his rematch clause for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship against Vincent Matthews, and the match broke down in a hurry.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, those idiots, Cyanide, Chris Angel and Codi Shane, decided to pick on Myke Rhines and the Young Gunz, and boy did it cost them when Cyanide accidentally spewed the green mist into Codi Shane's eyes.

MARK BISHOP
Cyanide and Chris Angel, at the behest of Soul Reaper himself, took Codi to the back to get her medical attention. Meanwhile, Myke Rhines distracted Reaper long enough for Matthews to nail him with the Fatal Sin onto the Texas Championship belt, allowing Matthews to retain the championship. But now Vincent Matthews will have to look over his shoulder as now he has the Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel, lurking in the distance.

JASON MARTEL
I have a feeling Vincent Matthews will be able to polish Chris Angel off without a problem. Goryokaku wasn't able to beat Vincent Matthews. Matt Margera was unable to beat Matthews. Jack Clinton was unable to beat Matthews. And tonight, Reaper was unable to beat Matthews. Vincent Matthews is just too damn good and looks to be unstoppable.

MARK BISHOP
Then there was the no disqualification, no count outs match pitting Levetation against S.T. Strickler, and that match was wild from start to finish.

JASON MARTEL
Well the match didn't even start inside the ring, for starters. You had Strickler hitting Levetation with nachos, Levetation forcefeeding Strickler with cotton candy, and then Levetation had all the fans beating up poor S.T. Strickler.

MARK BISHOP
As if all that was enough, Levetation shoved a camera man into a vile flying plancha chair shot from "The Real Deal." Then Levetation nearly took Strickler's head off, busting him wide open with a vile chair shot. Then S.T. Strickler helped Syco Boy into the ring, and Syco nailed Levetation in the throat with his crutch. But the real story here is what happened after that, when Strickler had his back turned to Syco Boy.

JASON MARTEL
That's right, because that turned out to be a big mistake for S.T. Strickler as Syco Boy turned around and walloped him with the crutch, then showed the world that he's been alright this whole time.

MARK BISHOP
Not to mention that Strickler picks up a fluke win. By falling down on top of Levetation from the crutch shot.

JASON MARTEL
I'll admit, that was a bit of a fluke, but I still believe that S.T. Strickler can beat Levetation on Strickler's worst day and Levetation's best day.

MARK BISHOP
Well that will do it for us tonight. Be sure to join us tomorrow night as I'll be joined by Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters for Guys Night Out, live from the Scat Jazz Lounge in Sundance Square in Downtown Fort Worth. For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Bishop saying good night.

A montage of highlights from tonight's show is played as "When The Show Is Over" by the Donnas plays in the background.

Sometimes you can't remember where you spent the night
Sometimes your best friends are smoking me on lights

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

Sometimes it falls apart but you can't let it go
Sometimes you've got the drugs and you just can't say no

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

They've got each other tonight

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[Hollywood]

In a post-show dark match after The Main Event went off the air, SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel defeated Matt Margera in a Texas Strap Match to retain the SNW Bad Blood Championship.