Post by sh17 on Feb 9, 2010 22:10:34 GMT -6
(NOTE! Co-written by Holllywood and myself)
The familiar musical notes of the Jack Officers can be heard playing throughout the Reconsider Lounge as various random people mill about smartly. The camera pans around the club until it stops at a round table occupied by Matt Margera and Wench, with three unoccupied seats, which are obviously being saved for Myke Rhines and the Young Gunz(Samuel Hale and Marcus "The Storm" Ryan). Matt has a cherry Dr. Pepper in front of him, while Wench has a Coke with rum. Wench looks down at her watch, then looks up at Matt.
WENCH
I thought Samuel said they'd be here in ten minutes when you were on the phone with them... twenty minutes ago.
MATT MARGERA
I know. I hope Rhines hasn't gotten them into trouble again.
All of a sudden a loud noise is heard at the front of the club. Shouts of "OH GOOD GOD, GREGGO!" echo, and hurriedly Hale, Ryan, and Rhines run up to the table with a heavy breathing pattern among them. They sit down, obviously worn out.
MARCUS RYAN
Sorry for being late, those bouncers are really mean.
SAMUEL HALE
Yes, apparently they thought Rhines looked like a child molester, and they felt the need to hassle him. However, they are now looking like Tiger Woods after a rough night with Elin and a 3 Wood. So, sorry about that.
MYKE RHINES
Well, since this is my fault, or somesuch, let me buy everyone the first drink. Waitress, Crown and Cokes for everyone!
MATT MARGERA
Um, I'll pass.
WENCH
Same here.
A quizzical look comes over Myke Rhines' face.
MATT MARGERA
Rhines, I appreciate the offer, but I don't drink, hence the cherry Dr. Pepper.
WENCH
And I already have a Coke made with rum, so I'm good.
MYKE RHINES
Fine fine, I'll have three for myself then. So, let's talk match.
SAMUEL HALE
Yes, and we better make it quick since Rhines is a very horny drunk. So we've got Chris Angel and Death Sentence?
MARCUS RYAN
Great, some idiot who thinks he's a magician and the two washed up clowns who we beat to gain our titles. Samuel, are we really worried about this? I mean we've beaten these guys all before, and they are just three idiots. You'd think that whoever made this match would show the tag team champions and the Living Legend a bit more respect.
SAMUEL HALE
What are you implying, that some sort of JFK Magic Johnson like conspiracy is afoot?
MATT MARGERA
Well, I've yet to find out who made this match. I mean, there's no way Codi Shane could've made the match because she more blind than baseball umpires in a New York Yankees game. And unless the good commissioner or Gordie made the match sometime before Guys Night Out went on the air and just didn't have it announced till after the show, I have to say that something's odd here. Oh, by the way, Rhines and Marcus... um... sorry about last year at 4 Up.
MYKE RHINES
Well, that is what we would call water under that constructional device known as a bridge, or somesuch.
MARCUS RYAN
Hey, it's all in the past mate. But listen, the past is the past and we gotta figure out the future because sitting here in the present isn't helping the future and the past isn't helping us either in the future.
Everyone stares at Marcus for a moment, who just shrugs his shoulders and drinks his Crown and Coke.
SAMUEL HALE
Thank you, Marcus, for that inspiring and deep statement. So listen, let's get down to brass tack gentlemen. It's apparent that whoever made this match is out to injure us, but quite frankly they did a horrible job of it. Two idiots that are angry they are worse than us and don't have our titles anymore, and an overrated spare who has a belt he doesn't deserve and will lose it to Vincent at WrestleStock. And on our side, we've got the best damn tag team this company has EVER seen, and a certifiable force and legend that has had this company on his back. So who the Hell are they trying to fool? We got this thing in the bag.
MATT MARGERA
There's no doubt we'll win this match. After all, nobody was able to beat me for any championship that I've held, as management had to either take those titles away from me, or I dropped them in the garbage can to spite their faces. But Cody Pu... I mean Marcus Ryan has a point here. Something's fishy with this match being made while all of SNW management is out of action.
WENCH
You know, Matt, while we were listening Myke's radio show, he talked about how he was victimized by a con artist over in jolly old England. Guys, have you thought about the possibility that this guy had something to do with making the match by somehow hacking into SNW's booking sheets?
SAMUEL HALE
Sure, it's possible. And Cyclone Warrior will end up in SNW and beat Vincent for the title.
MARCUS RYAN
Who the Hell is Cyclone Warrior?
MYKE RHINES
Well, let's not get bogged down in minutia here. Let's get another round of Crown and Cokes up in this biotch!
MARCUS RYAN
Uhhh Myke, we've gotta drive home don't you think we should stop?
MYKE RHINES
Shut the Hell up Marcus, before I do to you what I did to Rocco Pendola and Greggo!
SAMUEL HALE
Uh oh, I think Myke is starting to get one eyed drunk again.
MATT MARGERA
Uh, Wench, I think we need to get home. Didn't Damien's babysitter say she had to leave our house in an hour from now?
WENCH
I don't recall her say...
Matt shoots Wench a look, giving her a hint that she needs to go along with what he's saying, and she picks up on the hint rather quickly.
WENCH
Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry to bail on you guys, but Matt and I need to get back to the house.
SAMUEL HALE
It's all good, we'll probably call it...aw Hell!
Hale stopped suddenly because Rhines leaped off the chair he was sitting on, and began violently pelvic thrusting behind one of the very buxom barmaids serving a party at their table. A couple of the inside security personnel, very large angry men, started to make their way over there. Hale and Ryan quickly moved to intercept them as Margera and Wench took the opportunity and fled hurriedly.
WENCH
I thought Samuel said they'd be here in ten minutes when you were on the phone with them... twenty minutes ago.
MATT MARGERA
I know. I hope Rhines hasn't gotten them into trouble again.
All of a sudden a loud noise is heard at the front of the club. Shouts of "OH GOOD GOD, GREGGO!" echo, and hurriedly Hale, Ryan, and Rhines run up to the table with a heavy breathing pattern among them. They sit down, obviously worn out.
MARCUS RYAN
Sorry for being late, those bouncers are really mean.
SAMUEL HALE
Yes, apparently they thought Rhines looked like a child molester, and they felt the need to hassle him. However, they are now looking like Tiger Woods after a rough night with Elin and a 3 Wood. So, sorry about that.
MYKE RHINES
Well, since this is my fault, or somesuch, let me buy everyone the first drink. Waitress, Crown and Cokes for everyone!
MATT MARGERA
Um, I'll pass.
WENCH
Same here.
A quizzical look comes over Myke Rhines' face.
MATT MARGERA
Rhines, I appreciate the offer, but I don't drink, hence the cherry Dr. Pepper.
WENCH
And I already have a Coke made with rum, so I'm good.
MYKE RHINES
Fine fine, I'll have three for myself then. So, let's talk match.
SAMUEL HALE
Yes, and we better make it quick since Rhines is a very horny drunk. So we've got Chris Angel and Death Sentence?
MARCUS RYAN
Great, some idiot who thinks he's a magician and the two washed up clowns who we beat to gain our titles. Samuel, are we really worried about this? I mean we've beaten these guys all before, and they are just three idiots. You'd think that whoever made this match would show the tag team champions and the Living Legend a bit more respect.
SAMUEL HALE
What are you implying, that some sort of JFK Magic Johnson like conspiracy is afoot?
MATT MARGERA
Well, I've yet to find out who made this match. I mean, there's no way Codi Shane could've made the match because she more blind than baseball umpires in a New York Yankees game. And unless the good commissioner or Gordie made the match sometime before Guys Night Out went on the air and just didn't have it announced till after the show, I have to say that something's odd here. Oh, by the way, Rhines and Marcus... um... sorry about last year at 4 Up.
MYKE RHINES
Well, that is what we would call water under that constructional device known as a bridge, or somesuch.
MARCUS RYAN
Hey, it's all in the past mate. But listen, the past is the past and we gotta figure out the future because sitting here in the present isn't helping the future and the past isn't helping us either in the future.
Everyone stares at Marcus for a moment, who just shrugs his shoulders and drinks his Crown and Coke.
SAMUEL HALE
Thank you, Marcus, for that inspiring and deep statement. So listen, let's get down to brass tack gentlemen. It's apparent that whoever made this match is out to injure us, but quite frankly they did a horrible job of it. Two idiots that are angry they are worse than us and don't have our titles anymore, and an overrated spare who has a belt he doesn't deserve and will lose it to Vincent at WrestleStock. And on our side, we've got the best damn tag team this company has EVER seen, and a certifiable force and legend that has had this company on his back. So who the Hell are they trying to fool? We got this thing in the bag.
MATT MARGERA
There's no doubt we'll win this match. After all, nobody was able to beat me for any championship that I've held, as management had to either take those titles away from me, or I dropped them in the garbage can to spite their faces. But Cody Pu... I mean Marcus Ryan has a point here. Something's fishy with this match being made while all of SNW management is out of action.
WENCH
You know, Matt, while we were listening Myke's radio show, he talked about how he was victimized by a con artist over in jolly old England. Guys, have you thought about the possibility that this guy had something to do with making the match by somehow hacking into SNW's booking sheets?
SAMUEL HALE
Sure, it's possible. And Cyclone Warrior will end up in SNW and beat Vincent for the title.
MARCUS RYAN
Who the Hell is Cyclone Warrior?
MYKE RHINES
Well, let's not get bogged down in minutia here. Let's get another round of Crown and Cokes up in this biotch!
MARCUS RYAN
Uhhh Myke, we've gotta drive home don't you think we should stop?
MYKE RHINES
Shut the Hell up Marcus, before I do to you what I did to Rocco Pendola and Greggo!
SAMUEL HALE
Uh oh, I think Myke is starting to get one eyed drunk again.
MATT MARGERA
Uh, Wench, I think we need to get home. Didn't Damien's babysitter say she had to leave our house in an hour from now?
WENCH
I don't recall her say...
Matt shoots Wench a look, giving her a hint that she needs to go along with what he's saying, and she picks up on the hint rather quickly.
WENCH
Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry to bail on you guys, but Matt and I need to get back to the house.
SAMUEL HALE
It's all good, we'll probably call it...aw Hell!
Hale stopped suddenly because Rhines leaped off the chair he was sitting on, and began violently pelvic thrusting behind one of the very buxom barmaids serving a party at their table. A couple of the inside security personnel, very large angry men, started to make their way over there. Hale and Ryan quickly moved to intercept them as Margera and Wench took the opportunity and fled hurriedly.