Starship Enterprise encounters.... DEMOLITION?!!

[Hollywood]

You know, I never really watched Star Trek: The Next Generation all that often, so maybe that explains why I don't recall this episode guest starring Ax and Smash. And for some reason, they needed Mean Gene Okerlund to hold a microphone for them when they communicated with Picard.

youtube.com/watch?v=_7Ho2f0Z5YA

[emokid]

Hahaha.

Captan Jean-Luc Picard: Space the final frontier. Captain's Log: A rare occurrance at the end of the fleet is stirring, Data are you picking up on something, as well?

Data: Affirmative. A neanderthal type duo in leather masks and strange make up are approaching us.

Picard: What are those shiny things around their waist?

Data: they appear to be.........belts.........of the championship type.

Smash: You know, I didn't come 50,000 light years to be outsmarted by Kunte Kente.

Picard: Who?

Data: That was my character from roots

(Mr. Fuji throws Powder into the face of Picard)

Data: Oh no, a strange Japanese man just threw powder in your eye, now you can't be on Reading Rainbow.

Data: Me and Picard are going take those belts from you tommorrow.

(Shot Switches to a kid holding a posterboard)

KID !: If you liked this episode with a wrestler, don't miss these Wrestlers in these classic shows. The episode of "Designing Women" with special guest "Ravishing" Rick Rude is always a classic. In this episode, Rude bodyslams Delta Burke and then fixes her hair.

(Shot switches to another kid)

KID 2: The episode of "Taxi," where Latka meets his cousin Latka II, played by Rick Martel. Seeing how Martel displays broken English.

(Shot switches to another Kid)

KID 3: The Episode of "All in the Family" where archie is annoyed by Bruno Sammartino and The Crusher. At the end, they go to a polka club.

(Shot Switches to a wrestling ring, Howard Finkel is at mic)

Howard Finkel: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championships of the world, making their way to the ring, they are the Tag Team Champions of the World, Ax and Smash Demoliton.

And their Opponents, From The next Generation, Jean Luc Picard and Data.

(Data Rolls up smash for the win)

Howard Finkel: The Winner and new tag Team Champions, Jean-Luc Picard and Data;

Jesse Ventura: Where did that come from?

Gorilla Monsoon: I have no earthly idea.

Jesse Ventura: What's next? Is Captain Kirk going to defeat Hulk Hogan

Captain Kirk: Anything's Possible.

(They all laugh, as the scene fades to black, and the words "Created By Gene Roddenberry" Appear on Screen)

PS. If you didn't notice, yes it was a rip on LeVar Burton, and how he was also on Reading Rainbow, and Roots.

[Hollywood]

Now that was some funny s#@t! lol

[emokid]

It better be. My hand is CRAMPED.