Post by Jillie on Mar 2, 2010 21:25:14 GMT -6
Scene opens on Monday morning in Dunpork’s House of Bacon. The camera is focused on a table in the back of the restaurant that is very crowded. “The Assassin” Rory Kotch and Y Kores manager Xander Nova are cozied up with their backs to the window. “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester and Brenda Price are squished on the bench perpendicular to them. On the other perpendicular bench sits “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu by herself. She looks very tired, slightly dishevelled, but happy. The table is full of plates of various breakfast foods, coffee cups, and glasses of juice.
I am here with Y Kores, who have invited me for breakfast! First things first, Adriana, you look pretty beat…
Oh, I am. I have had a Hell of a weekend. I was in Vancouver to watch the Canada versus Slovakia semi final hockey game on Friday, then I had to fly in to Texas for Guys Night Out on Saturday. Directly after the show on Saturday, I flew back to Vancouver for the Gold Medal hockey game against the USA on Sunday. We won, if you have been living under a rock, so I HAD to stay up all night celebrating with the great city of Vancouver. I just got here from the airport a couple of minutes ago. I haven’t had any sleep. I’m so tired, but it was SO worth it.
Well, I hope you have plenty of time to rest up before the weekend…
I am going home and going to sleep the rest of the day off right after breakfast. I’ll be back in the gym tomorrow bright and early, and I’ll be more than ready for Saturday.
Petrina, can I get your comment on your match last week? You were positive that without the interference of your respective managers, you would get the win over Manny Saul. That was not the case. What happened?
I really don’ think you watch the shows, Brenda. Everyone could plainly see what ‘appened. Manny poked me in me bloody eye. I dunno if ye’ve ever been poked in the eye, love, but it hurts. I told yous all that none of the blokes in Sports Authority could beat any of us ladies without cheatin’, an’ once again, I’s right. Manny couldn’ beat me fair ‘n’ square, so he poked me when the ref wasn’ lookin’ so he wouldn’ get disqualified an’ he got the pin while I worried about puttin’ m’eye back in it’s socket.
Rory, Manny Saul made some clear points last week before facing Petrina. First, he said that Sports Authority doesn’t cheat, they employ “pre-emptive strategic action” and that you ladies are the dangerous plotters. How does Y Kores respond to those comments?
Pre-emptive strategic action…I fail to see vhat throwink a football at Adriana’s head and pokink Petrina in the eye has to do vith pre-emptive strategic action. I dare him to try some pre-emptive strategic action on me and vatch me shove my pre-emptive strategic pipe up his a…
Family show!
I think I can speak for my stable mates by sayink that our opinion has not changed since the first match Adriana Samu had against Manny Saul – the members of Sports Authority can not vin a match against the members of Y Kores vithout cheatink. As for our plottink and our dangerousness…
Is “dangerousness” a word?
Isn’t English your first langvage? Shouldn’t you know that it is?
It sounds odd…
Everythink you say sounds odd…
Enough, children.
Anyvay…Manny is correct that Y Kores plots and ve are very dangerous. Ve vouldn’t be vhere ve are today othervise. Comrade Saul is very naïve if he thinks ve have become this successful by goink vith the flow and not posink a threat to anyvone.
And what about his comments that equality in sport is not a gift?
Course it’s not a gift. We never said it was. I don’ think any of us believe that there is equality in sport, especially not this one. SNW awards the best wresters in this promotion titles, singling out men and women for talent that is greater than that of their peers. That certainly ain’t equality. We don’ even want to be considered equal to everyone else; we’re certainly no equals to the Knockouts and Divas in this business, and we’re not equal to many people in this very promotion. No, ma’am, we’re much better.
What we’ve always said is not that we be treated as equal, but just that we be given an equal OPPORTUNITY. SNW has graciously obliged us thus far – if we want a title we have to be prepared to fight the men as well as the women for it.
Ve don’t even consider ourselves eqval to Manny, Vinny and Tony. Anyvone vould agree that in the grand scheme of thinks, ve are at least vone step above those stupid, slobberink fools. Ve have more talent, ve have more class, ve are smarter, and ve are MUCH better lookink. Certainly, the members of Sports Authority are formidable opponents, but veek after veek they prove that they are not eqval to us in the vay they have to svindle their vins out of us.
Last question, Adriana, what is Y Kores’ strategy going into the 6 person tag this week?
As they have clearly demonstrated over the past few weeks, Manny, Vinny and Tony can’t beat us ladies without cheating, and their luck certainly isn’t going to be better as a unit. The basic strategy we have been employing and will continue to employ is to anticipate their deviousness and counter with our own cunning. We will have Xander on the outside to deal with Coach Foolery, and we’ll have Rory’s pre-emptive strategic pipe, plus our brains, on the inside to prevent the Authority from cheating.
So, Y Kores will lower themselves to the level of the Sports Authority to win a match?
I don’t consider it debasing ourselves to their level. I consider it self-defence. If they were willing to play by the rules as we have been trying to do, we wouldn’t need to resort to such tactics. But if cheating is the one thing that gives them the upper hand over us - and let there be no mistake about it; it IS the only thing that gives them the upper hand over us - then we will take that advantage away by playing their very own game.
Well, it sounds like this is going to be a match that you won’t want to miss, folks. Enjoy your breakfast, ladies, and we’ll see you this weekend!
I am here with Y Kores, who have invited me for breakfast! First things first, Adriana, you look pretty beat…
Oh, I am. I have had a Hell of a weekend. I was in Vancouver to watch the Canada versus Slovakia semi final hockey game on Friday, then I had to fly in to Texas for Guys Night Out on Saturday. Directly after the show on Saturday, I flew back to Vancouver for the Gold Medal hockey game against the USA on Sunday. We won, if you have been living under a rock, so I HAD to stay up all night celebrating with the great city of Vancouver. I just got here from the airport a couple of minutes ago. I haven’t had any sleep. I’m so tired, but it was SO worth it.
Well, I hope you have plenty of time to rest up before the weekend…
I am going home and going to sleep the rest of the day off right after breakfast. I’ll be back in the gym tomorrow bright and early, and I’ll be more than ready for Saturday.
Petrina, can I get your comment on your match last week? You were positive that without the interference of your respective managers, you would get the win over Manny Saul. That was not the case. What happened?
I really don’ think you watch the shows, Brenda. Everyone could plainly see what ‘appened. Manny poked me in me bloody eye. I dunno if ye’ve ever been poked in the eye, love, but it hurts. I told yous all that none of the blokes in Sports Authority could beat any of us ladies without cheatin’, an’ once again, I’s right. Manny couldn’ beat me fair ‘n’ square, so he poked me when the ref wasn’ lookin’ so he wouldn’ get disqualified an’ he got the pin while I worried about puttin’ m’eye back in it’s socket.
Rory, Manny Saul made some clear points last week before facing Petrina. First, he said that Sports Authority doesn’t cheat, they employ “pre-emptive strategic action” and that you ladies are the dangerous plotters. How does Y Kores respond to those comments?
Pre-emptive strategic action…I fail to see vhat throwink a football at Adriana’s head and pokink Petrina in the eye has to do vith pre-emptive strategic action. I dare him to try some pre-emptive strategic action on me and vatch me shove my pre-emptive strategic pipe up his a…
Family show!
I think I can speak for my stable mates by sayink that our opinion has not changed since the first match Adriana Samu had against Manny Saul – the members of Sports Authority can not vin a match against the members of Y Kores vithout cheatink. As for our plottink and our dangerousness…
Is “dangerousness” a word?
Isn’t English your first langvage? Shouldn’t you know that it is?
It sounds odd…
Everythink you say sounds odd…
Enough, children.
Anyvay…Manny is correct that Y Kores plots and ve are very dangerous. Ve vouldn’t be vhere ve are today othervise. Comrade Saul is very naïve if he thinks ve have become this successful by goink vith the flow and not posink a threat to anyvone.
And what about his comments that equality in sport is not a gift?
Course it’s not a gift. We never said it was. I don’ think any of us believe that there is equality in sport, especially not this one. SNW awards the best wresters in this promotion titles, singling out men and women for talent that is greater than that of their peers. That certainly ain’t equality. We don’ even want to be considered equal to everyone else; we’re certainly no equals to the Knockouts and Divas in this business, and we’re not equal to many people in this very promotion. No, ma’am, we’re much better.
What we’ve always said is not that we be treated as equal, but just that we be given an equal OPPORTUNITY. SNW has graciously obliged us thus far – if we want a title we have to be prepared to fight the men as well as the women for it.
Ve don’t even consider ourselves eqval to Manny, Vinny and Tony. Anyvone vould agree that in the grand scheme of thinks, ve are at least vone step above those stupid, slobberink fools. Ve have more talent, ve have more class, ve are smarter, and ve are MUCH better lookink. Certainly, the members of Sports Authority are formidable opponents, but veek after veek they prove that they are not eqval to us in the vay they have to svindle their vins out of us.
Last question, Adriana, what is Y Kores’ strategy going into the 6 person tag this week?
As they have clearly demonstrated over the past few weeks, Manny, Vinny and Tony can’t beat us ladies without cheating, and their luck certainly isn’t going to be better as a unit. The basic strategy we have been employing and will continue to employ is to anticipate their deviousness and counter with our own cunning. We will have Xander on the outside to deal with Coach Foolery, and we’ll have Rory’s pre-emptive strategic pipe, plus our brains, on the inside to prevent the Authority from cheating.
So, Y Kores will lower themselves to the level of the Sports Authority to win a match?
I don’t consider it debasing ourselves to their level. I consider it self-defence. If they were willing to play by the rules as we have been trying to do, we wouldn’t need to resort to such tactics. But if cheating is the one thing that gives them the upper hand over us - and let there be no mistake about it; it IS the only thing that gives them the upper hand over us - then we will take that advantage away by playing their very own game.
Well, it sounds like this is going to be a match that you won’t want to miss, folks. Enjoy your breakfast, ladies, and we’ll see you this weekend!
