Post by Hollywood on Mar 11, 2010 17:55:49 GMT -6
Business seems to be doing swell inside Dunpork's House of Bacon. The camera pans around to the roundtable booth, where Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller are seated. It's apparent they've already had their orders turned in while a large carafe of orange juice sits on the table, with Gordie, George and Craig each sipping on their own frosted glass of orange juice. A pot of coffee is on the table as well, so that the trio can refill their coffee cups at will.
GORDIE
Alright, let's get down to business. WrestleStock is now less than three weeks away... almost two weeks away... and you two are facing a team you're all too familiar with, Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz.
DUNPORK
I know. They're like those cockroaches that no matter how hard you stomp on them or hit them with whatever object you can find, they just won't go away. They've been a thorn in our side for several years now.
CRAIG MUELLER
No matter how bad we beat Beavis and Butthead, they keep coming back for more. But this time, things are going to be a bit different. They have to face us at the biggest wrestling show in the state of Texas in front of over 100,000 screaming fans. And if they panic and try to run away, they have to deal with our friends: Samaki Walker, Rusty Greer, Rafael Palmeiro, Ahmed Johnson, and Tony Banks.
GORDIE
You're not the least bit worried about the lumberjacks the Ratz have hired?
CRAIG MUELLER
Please! Zippy the Clown? The Gambler? The Destruction Crew? Give me a break!
DUNPORK
Let's see... a freakin' clown... a manager... and four idiots. Sounds like a future webisode of Botchamania. Speaking of the Destruction Crew, those bunch of fools STILL have yet to pay for the damage they did to this restaurant a couple weeks ago. Thank goodness for your deep pockets to write me a paycheck, or I would've had to close this place down.
Not too far away from the Sports Nutz, you can hear a buxom brunette hostess yelling at a young couple.
HOSTESS
Just what the hell are you wearing those shirts for inside this establishment?!
The couple, consisting of a young man and his wife, are so frightened by the hostess's outburst that they jump back, as if to try to stand back from the hostess. George gets up out of his booth and approaches the hostess, taking her by the arm. As he walks him off to the side, George turns to the couple and says "I'm sorry, I'll be back with you."
DUNPORK
What in the world are you going off on customers for?
HOSTESS
Have you not seen the shirts they're wearing?!
DUNPORK
What about them?
HOSTESS
They're wearing Alley Ratz T-shirts!
DUNPORK
What?!
George turns and sees that the hostess isn't lying. Furious, he waves for Craig and Gordie to come on over.
DUNPORK
Hey guys, we've got a couple of clowns that think they can wear competitors' shirts inside this establishment!
The couple look shocked to being humiliated in such a manner. Gordie and Craig look at the couple, and shake their heads.
GORDIE
Why does idiocracy run so rampant in these United States?
CRAIG MUELLER
Just what the hell are you two doing in here wearing those shirts?
YOUNG MAN
Why all the hostility? Our shirts that we were going today got ruined when the dog went number two on them, so we had to grab the first shirts we could.
CRAIG MUELLER
Oh real cute. Blame EVERYTHING on the good puppy dog. What's wrong with you two?
YOUNG WOMAN
Hey, I was there when it happened! I can back my husband up on this!
GORDIE
Can it, stupid bitch!
The woman's jaw drops in shock as tears begin to roll down her face. Angered by Gordie calling his wife a "stupid bitch," the young man charges at Gordie, tackling him to the ground. George and Craig jerk the young man off of Gordie, pick him up and double suplex him on the floor as he cries out in pain. His wife runs over to check on them, but Gordie grabs her by the arm as George and Craig pick the young man up and drag him with them. George motions for the hostess to hold the door open, to which she obliges. Gordie pushes the woman out while the Sports Nutz toss the young man out, yelling at them to never come back as the shot fades to black.
GORDIE
Alright, let's get down to business. WrestleStock is now less than three weeks away... almost two weeks away... and you two are facing a team you're all too familiar with, Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz.
DUNPORK
I know. They're like those cockroaches that no matter how hard you stomp on them or hit them with whatever object you can find, they just won't go away. They've been a thorn in our side for several years now.
CRAIG MUELLER
No matter how bad we beat Beavis and Butthead, they keep coming back for more. But this time, things are going to be a bit different. They have to face us at the biggest wrestling show in the state of Texas in front of over 100,000 screaming fans. And if they panic and try to run away, they have to deal with our friends: Samaki Walker, Rusty Greer, Rafael Palmeiro, Ahmed Johnson, and Tony Banks.
GORDIE
You're not the least bit worried about the lumberjacks the Ratz have hired?
CRAIG MUELLER
Please! Zippy the Clown? The Gambler? The Destruction Crew? Give me a break!
DUNPORK
Let's see... a freakin' clown... a manager... and four idiots. Sounds like a future webisode of Botchamania. Speaking of the Destruction Crew, those bunch of fools STILL have yet to pay for the damage they did to this restaurant a couple weeks ago. Thank goodness for your deep pockets to write me a paycheck, or I would've had to close this place down.
Not too far away from the Sports Nutz, you can hear a buxom brunette hostess yelling at a young couple.
HOSTESS
Just what the hell are you wearing those shirts for inside this establishment?!
The couple, consisting of a young man and his wife, are so frightened by the hostess's outburst that they jump back, as if to try to stand back from the hostess. George gets up out of his booth and approaches the hostess, taking her by the arm. As he walks him off to the side, George turns to the couple and says "I'm sorry, I'll be back with you."
DUNPORK
What in the world are you going off on customers for?
HOSTESS
Have you not seen the shirts they're wearing?!
DUNPORK
What about them?
HOSTESS
They're wearing Alley Ratz T-shirts!
DUNPORK
What?!
George turns and sees that the hostess isn't lying. Furious, he waves for Craig and Gordie to come on over.
DUNPORK
Hey guys, we've got a couple of clowns that think they can wear competitors' shirts inside this establishment!
The couple look shocked to being humiliated in such a manner. Gordie and Craig look at the couple, and shake their heads.
GORDIE
Why does idiocracy run so rampant in these United States?
CRAIG MUELLER
Just what the hell are you two doing in here wearing those shirts?
YOUNG MAN
Why all the hostility? Our shirts that we were going today got ruined when the dog went number two on them, so we had to grab the first shirts we could.
CRAIG MUELLER
Oh real cute. Blame EVERYTHING on the good puppy dog. What's wrong with you two?
YOUNG WOMAN
Hey, I was there when it happened! I can back my husband up on this!
GORDIE
Can it, stupid bitch!
The woman's jaw drops in shock as tears begin to roll down her face. Angered by Gordie calling his wife a "stupid bitch," the young man charges at Gordie, tackling him to the ground. George and Craig jerk the young man off of Gordie, pick him up and double suplex him on the floor as he cries out in pain. His wife runs over to check on them, but Gordie grabs her by the arm as George and Craig pick the young man up and drag him with them. George motions for the hostess to hold the door open, to which she obliges. Gordie pushes the woman out while the Sports Nutz toss the young man out, yelling at them to never come back as the shot fades to black.
