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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:19:18 GMT -6
Some random lounge music is playing as we open inside Bob's Steak and Chophouse in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas. We see all the numerous SNW luminaries seated at various tables all throughout the restaurant, as well as numerous fans as a voice over is heard over the speakers.
Ladies and gentlemen, your host for the 2010 Sporty Awards... from Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket... Norm Hitzges, along with Andy Panda!
Everyone gives a round of applause as Norm Hitzges, dressed in his trademark polka dots pants and a tuxedo T-shirt, walks up to the podium with the help of his cane. A guy in a panda suit under the guise of Andy Panda follows Norm to the podium.
NORM HITZGES
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second annual Sporty Awards. Tonight, we recognize the great athletes and personalities that make up Sports Nutz Wrestling. I'll be honest and say that I was a bit disappointed when I heard that the Angel of Death and Gary Hart were not going to be here tonight.
The audience gasps in shock. Various camera shots catch the looks of many people's faces, many of them either shaking their head, rolling their eyes, looking shocked, or all three. Camera shot goes back to Norm, who looks like he's trying to figure out just what he said to piss everyone off. Finally, a stagehand goes up to Norm and says something in his ear. A look of embarrassment washes over Norm's face as he realizes his error.
NORM HITZGES
Uhhhh... I'd like to apologize to the family and friends of both the Angel of Death and Gary Hart, as I was unaware of their untimely passing several years ago. Uhhhhh... they were good men. Uhhhh... Let's go ahead and hand out our first award for Broadcaster of the Year. This award goes to the broadcast personality that you the fans have voted for as the absolute best in the field of broadcasting for Sports Nutz Wrestling.
The camera pans around to show the various broadcast personalities of SNW such as Mark Bishop, Jason Martel, Koko B. Ware, Tammy Winters, Misty Crawford, I.P. Freely, Luna Vachon and Brenda Price. Koko looks particularly confident, his face beaming with a big smile.
NORM HITZGES
Ladies and gentlemen, the Sporty for Broadcaster of the Year in 2010 goes to...
Koko stands up and begins to approach the podium. Norm opens the envelope and puts on his reading glasses. He does a double take as he can't believe who's won the award.
NORM HITZGES
Oh no, this can't be right, can it?
Koko turns to the audience and begins to bow. With that big wide smile still on his face, he waves to the audience as you can see him saying "Thank you. Thank you."
NORM HITZGES
Ladies and gentlemen... your 2010 Sporty Award winner for Broadcaster of the Year... Tammy Winters!
Most everyone applauds as Koko's smile quickly goes away, replaced with a look of shock. He turns to see Tammy, who looks shocked for a whole different reason as she high fives Luna Vachon, Mark Bishop, Misty Crawford, Brenda Price, Harry Sachs and Monica Deluca on her way down to the podium. Koko storms back to his table, slumping down on his chair as Jason shakes his head and tries to console Koko. Norm hands Tammy her Sporty trophy as she gives him a gentle hug and a kiss on the cheek. She turns to face the audience to give her acceptance speech.
TAMMY WINTERS
I just want to thank all of the SNW fans for voting for me, despite the efforts of Koko "Birdbrain" B. Ware to try and rig it in his favor, even coercing Jason Martel into voting for him numerous times by masking his IP address when he voted.
Camera cuts back to Jason and Koko, who both have "WTF?!" looks on their faces, as if to deny any wrongdoing.
TAMMY WINTERS
You fans are great, and I can't thank you all enough. And I especially want to thank Mark Bishop for helping me put up with Birdbrain every time we're on location for Guys Night Out. Thank you all so very much!
Most everyone applauds as Tammy leaves the podium and walks back to her table, Sporty trophy in hand, as the show fades to commercial.
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:19:49 GMT -6
We're back from commercial as Norm is standing at the podium, with "Andy Panda" standing close by.
NORM HITZGES
Our next award is the for Impact Player of the Year. Here to present this award is none other than wrestling legend, Lance Storm!
The audience applauds as Lance Storm, attired in a proper tuxedo, makes his way to the podium.
LANCE STORM
If I can be serious for a minute, I would like to present this award to the SNW wrestler who burst onto the scene seemingly from out of nowhere and made a big impact in the year 2009. Several wrestlers on the SNW roster went from obscurity to main event almost overnight. Since it's tough to choose just one wrestler, we leave the vote to you, the fans. So without further adieu, the Sporty for Impact Player of the Year goes to... "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews.
The audience boos, save for Myke Rhines, Jade Claypool, Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale, who are applauding in spite of the boos from the rest of the crowd as Vincent Matthews makes his way to the podium with a big grin on his face. Storm sticks his hand out for a handshake, but Matthews snubs him, grabbing the Sporty out of Storm's hand and telling him to hit the bricks. Storm walks off, muttering "I hope Angel kicks your ass tomorrow night," which can be picked up by the TV mics.
VINCENT MATTHEWS
Would you like to repeat what you just said since I didn't seem to hear you the first time around?
You can hear Lance Storm shout "Go to hell!" off camera. Matthews shakes his head and proceeds with his speech.
VINCENT MATTHEWS
Well I'm not going to waste anymore time than necessary here because I would love for every one of us in Insurgence get the proper television time to accept all the awards that I am certain we have won. I would just like to thank my lovely wife, Jade, for being there by my side to give me the inspiration that I've needed. Thanks also go out to Myke Rhines, who despite his busy life working with the top rated radio station in Dallas/Fort Worth, still takes time out of his day to be at ringside for my matches. And of course, my boys, the Young Gunz, for their moral support. But most importantly, I'd like to thank the Sports Nutz and Matt Margera for training me at the Going Sports Nutz Academy, preparing me for what would lie ahead in the world of professional wrestling.
Vincent goes back to his table as he's booed out of the building. Norm and "Andy" go back to the podium.
NORM HITZGES
Alright, the next Sporty that is about to be handed out is for Match of the Year. Here to present the Sporty for Match of the Year is none other than "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
The audience cheers loudly as "Pomp and Circumstance" plays over the PA system. Walking down to the podium is the Macho Man himself, looking as old as ever. Macho Man looks over at Andy Panda, and it appears that Andy is breaking character, as you can audibly hear him laughing in a Chewbacca-like voice. All of a sudden, some random person shouts "ANDY PANDA CORPSING?! SEND FOR THE MAN!" "Pomp and Circumstance" abruptly stops playing, and in it's place, the Sega Genesis version of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson starts playing as Macho Man storms over to where "Andy Panda" is standing. Norm looks on befuddled as to what's going on when next thing you know, Macho Man yells at "Andy," then slaps him in the head so hard that his head literally goes flying off! Turns out it's actually none other than Norm Hitzges' producer, Mike Bascik, inside the panda suit as his face is revealed after the fake panda head goes flying off. Macho Man yells at Mike, then yells at Norm.
MACHO MAN
What the f[bleep]k is this nonsense?!
NORM HITZGES
Randy, we're on live TV!
MACHO MAN
SHUT UP! SHUT THE F[bleep]K UP!
Macho Man goes crazy as he starts assaulting random waiters and busboys inside Bob's Steak and Chophouse as the ladies in attendance all start screaming. All the wrestlers aren't doing anything as they're just laughing their asses off. Finally, Mike Bascik, while still in the Andy Panda suit, runs up and wallops Macho Man upside the back of his head with the panda head, knocking Macho Man out cold. Security swarms in, grabbing a hold of Macho Man and dragging him out of the building.
NORM HITZGES
I am ashamed of all you SNW wrestlers! People are getting hurt, and none of you do a damn thing! Everything's a big joke to you guys and gals, isn't it?! Well eff this crap! I'm outta here!
Norm storms off, but he's so furious that he forgets his cane, causing him to fall down and scream in agony upon impact. Mike Bascik rushes to Norm's aid as the entire SNW roster just sits there, doing nothing after Norm's outburst toward them. The show then fades to an SNW merchandise commercial, where we see video footage of S.T. Strickler making random jobbers tap out in SNW matches, and we even see footage of past clips from his time in defunct promotions such as the WRF, NAWA, RMW and FCW. The video is set to the intro of "Shitlist" by L7, which is looped for TV purposes.
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:21:40 GMT -6
Mark Bishop is standing behind the podium, as it appears that he's taken over the hosting duties.
MARK BISHOP
I'd like to apologize for the outburst that occurred earlier. With Norm Hitzges now gone, I will be taking over the hosting duties. At this time, we're ready to hand out the Sporty for Match of the Year. The winner is... Soul Reaper vs Hellspawn from WrestleStock!
The audience applauds as Soul Reaper walks up to the podium to accept what looks to be both Sporty trophies as Hellspawn is conspicuous by his absence. Reaper shakes Bishop's hand as he takes to the podium.
REAPER
Since Hellspawn couldn't be here, and since I won that match, I will gladly accept both Sporty trophies. And tomorrow night, Cyanide and I may not put on a match of the year performance as we plan on beating the holy hell out of the Young Gunz and taking back our rightful Texas Tag Team Titles. And that is the Cold, Hard Truth!
The audience applauds as the camera cuts over to Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, who are shaking their heads and rolling their eyes. Mark Bishop takes back over at the podium.
MARK BISHOP
Now it's time to hand out the Sporty for Best Patented Maneuver in 2009. Every great professional wrestler is known for a set of moves that are unique to them, and each wrestlers has a trademark move they use to finish off their opponents. This award is to recognize those moves and the wrestlers that use them. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sporty for Best Patented Maneuver goes to... Jack Clinton for the Three Story Hell Ride!
The audience applauds as Jack Clinton makes his way to the podium to accept his award, shaking Bishop's hand in the process.
JACK CLINTON
Let me say that this trophy right here is the first of the trifecta. Tonight was my first accomplishment. Next Saturday night at WrestleStock II, grabbing that briefcase and having a Texas Title shot at any time I wish will be my second accomplishment. Then I will round out the trifecta by cashing in that Balance of Power briefcase when I feel the time is right for me to and win the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, even if my good friend Chris Angel happens to be the champion. Sorry, bro. I can't let an opportunity slip by me. I thank all of you the fans for voting for me, and I promise that this year, I won't let any of you down.
The audience applauds as Jack Clinton heads back to his table, where he's seated with Chris P as Bishop goes back to the podium.
MARK BISHOP
Before we go to break, we want to recognize the Pay Per View that you, the fans, voted as the Pay Per View of the Year in 2009. The winner is... WrestleStock!
The audience applauds as the show fades to a music video set to "WrestleMania" by Jim Johnston, showing various highlights from last year's WrestleStock at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas. Highlights include: Gordie shoving a camera man out of the way as he storms off after being humiliated by Andrew Smith throwing a sex doll into the ring; a masked woman(who turned out to be Rory Kotch) blasting Adriana Samu with a pipe; Jack Clinton destroying C-Pac and Doomsday; Emo Kid and Azrael destroying each other with thumbtacks, barbed wire and glass; the infamous WrestleStock Go Kart Race, ending with Kid Thunder cutting into the race and winning it at the last minute, and making a fool of himself as he wins it; Omerta(now known as Tyler Guevara) diving through the ropes, only to be blasted in the head with a steel chair by "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels; Cyanide spewing green mist into Johnny Moxie's eyes, then hitting him with the Last Breath; Goryokaku nailing Twitch with the Gory Kick; James Jackson unmasking himself, then winning his match against Rick Roll(now Ricky Blair) after Enigmah turns on Ricky; Destruction Crew vs Chapter Six devolving into mass chaos; the best highlights from Hellspawn vs Soul Reaper, with the video ending with Reaper holding the Texas Championship up in the air as fireworks go off.
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:22:16 GMT -6
Bishop is standing behind the podium as the show returns from commercial.
MARK BISHOP
We are now ready to give out the award for Non-Wrestler of the Year. Whether it be someone who manages a wrestler, is their valet, or is their agent, these people play a vital role down at ringside, often distracting the referee while their charges do many underhanded deeds to their opponents. Ladies and gentlemen, your Sporty Award winner for Non-Wrestler of the Year... Myke Rhines!
Most of the audience is booing, save for the members of Insurgence, as they cheer, clap and hoop and holler for Myke while he makes his way to the podium. Before making it to the podium, Rhines gets distracted by a rather buxom waitress. He tries to grab her, but she slaps him so hard that he stumbles into the podium, knocking it down as he falls to the ground. Vincent Matthews and the Young Gunz rush over to help Rhines up as Bishop picks up the podium and sets it back up. Rhines lets Insurgence know that he's alright, accepts his Sporty trophy from Bishop, and prepares to deliver his speech.
MYKE RHINES
It's amazing how a woman will react when you simply ask her if she has a boyfriend, or somesuch. Anyway, I would like to thank myself for realizing that Rocco, Greggo, and BDH were all cancers and getting rid of them. I'd also like to thank Jamba Juice, Autoflex Leasing, and Shoopy. Thank you all for making this award possible.
Rhines makes his way back to the Insurgence table amid the boos and catcalls of those in attendance while Bishop goes back up to the podium.
MARK BISHOP
Presenting our next award will be none other than Texas independent wrestling personality, Lance Romance. It's only appropriate that he presents this next award for Stable of the Year, as for the past ten years, Lance has led one of the biggest stables in all of Texas wrestling. What began as the International Playaz Club evolved into the Tru Life Playaz, and then the Big Time Playaz. Ladies and gentlemen, Lance Romance!
Lance Romance makes his way over to the podium, dressed in his signature black coat and smoking his cigar as the audience applauds.
LANCE ROMANCE
A-ha, daddy! Tonight, SNW does things... PLAYAZ STYYYYYYYLE!! Shout outs to my boys Scott McKenzie, Danny Matthews, Mike Foxx, Brett Idol, Chance Romance, all the Doom Thugs, and my girls Athena, Stephanie Kelley and Shade, and anybody else I may have left out. Now, while there will be no stable as great as the Playaz, there is one stable in SNW that we can call the best in 2009. That stable is none other than...
Lance struggles with the envelope for a bit before finally getting the sheet of paper out of it. A big smile comes over Lance's face as he gets ready to read the winners.
LANCE ROMANCE
Insurgence!
Vincent Matthews, Jade Claypool, Samuel Hale, Kai-Leigh Claypool, Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines all get up, high-fiving the Sports Nutz, Gordon Heath, Matt Margera and Wench on their way to the podium.
MARCUS RYAN
I'd first like to say thanks to my Uncle Nolan for allowing me to pursue my dreams and not forcing me to follow in his footsteps. We saw how well that worked out for my cousins.
SAMUEL HALE
I think I speak for everyone here when we say thanks to Gordie, Craig, George and Matt for putting in the time that they did for helping to mold us what we are today... the single most dominant force in Texas wrestling.
Insurgence goes back to their table amid all the boos from the audience as Bishop takes his position back at the podium.
MARK BISHOP
It's now time for us to award the Sporty for Tag Team of the Year. This category, voted on by you the fans, recognizes one team of wrestlers, usually two but maybe more if they use the Freebird Rule, that works great as a cohesive unit. The winning team is...
Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan stand up, thinking they've won it.
MARK BISHOP
Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!
Hale and Ryan can't believe it as anger washes over their faces. They shake their heads and sit back down as Soul Reaper and Cyanide walk up to the podium, cheerfully accepting their trophies.
CYANIDE
Alright, my cousin got to talk earlier, so it's my turn. Many thanks to you, the fans, for recognizing the TRUE talent here in SNW and voting for us, and not for those two prima donnas sitting over there who stole our belts back in January. Next Saturday night, those Texas Tag Team belts come back to Cali where they belong!
The audience applauds as Death Sentence walks back to their table.
MARK BISHOP
Before we go to commercial, we want to award the Emergency Brake of the Year, a Sporty that was decided in a landslide vote. The Emergency Brake of the Year Sporty goes to... Cody Pugh's SNW career.
The show fades to a music video set to "Good Riddance" by Green Day as we see various "highlights" from Cody Pugh's career, such as him getting his ass kicked by Soul Reaper, getting his ass kicked at 4 Up, and his "great" promos with him saying "Fuck you!" to his opponents, with the F-bomb bleeped out.
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:23:13 GMT -6
"Down" by 311 is playing in the background set to a montage of highlights featuring Chris Angel in SNW, such as him winning the Bad Blood Title, and his numerous title defenses. We then see a random good looking brunette girl modeling a new Chris Angel T-shirt, black in color.
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Back inside Bob's Steak and Chophouse, where Mark Bishop is ready to present the next award.
MARK BISHOP
Our next award is an award that some wrestlers may not appreciate, unless they really revel in what they do. It is for men and women who antagonize each and every single fan of this business. They don't give a damn about others. They only care for themselves. It is time to award the Sporty for Most Hated Wrestler of the Year. The award goes to... Well call it a trifecta for this young man tonight. The award goes to "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews!
The audience boos their lungs out as Matthews, beaming with joy and excitement, makes his way to the podium to accept his trophy. He yanks the trophy out of Bishop's hand, holds it up in the air with a smug look on his face, rubbing it in to the audience that continues to boo and heckle him. Matthews chooses not to say a word, instead going back to his table as Bishop rolls his eyes and makes it back to the podium.
MARK BISHOP
Now we do a complete 180 and award the Sporty for Most Popular Wrestler of the Year. I don't think this needs much explanation, not to mention we're going to be pressed for time if I Criss Cassidy this segment...
Everybody... fans, face wrestlers, heel wrestlers... everyone... busts out laughing for a good minute. After the laughter dies down, the show gets back on track.
MARK BISHOP
All that said, the award for Most Popular Wrestler of the Year goes to... "The Dream" Chris Angel!
The audience applauds and cheers as Chris Angel, picking up his Bad Blood Title belt off the table and hoisting it onto his shoulders and with a smile on his face, approaches the podium. He shakes Bishop's hand as he gladly accepts his award.
CHRIS ANGEL
I am honored and humbled that you, the fans, chose me for Most Popular Wrestler of the Year. You could've voted for Soul Reaper, my boy Jack Clinton, or even any member of the Destruction Crew, and you would've been justified in doing so because they know who it is that pays our bills and keeps a roof over our heads, and in return they bust their asses just as hard as I do, if not more, to show their appreciation for you people. And next Saturday night at WrestleStock II, I will reward each and every one of you fans by beating Vincent Matthews and becoming the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion. God bless, and good night!
Angel walks back to his table as the audience applauds him. Bishop goes back to the podium, ready to hand out the last award.
MARK BISHOP
They say to save the best for last. So it's fitting that we hand out the Wrestler of the Year Award last, right before the SNW Timewasters perform their big number, their rendition of "Land of 1,000 Dances." However, I don't feel it's right for me to present this award. So here to present the Sporty for Wrestler of the Year is a man regarded as pound for pound, the best pure wrestler in the state of Texas. He is known to many as "The Real American Dragon." Ladies and gentlemen, "Red Wing" Kevin Douglas!
Kevin Douglas approaches the podium to the applause of the people in attendance, shakes Bishop's hand and is ready to hand out the award.
KEVIN DOUGLAS
I would like to first off thank Sports Nutz Wrestling for having me here this evening. It is an honor and a privilege to take part in such a big event to honor the accomplishments of the great athletes that are part of SNW. As Mark Bishop mentioned, we have saved the best award for last, as we are ready to present the Sporty for Wrestler of the Year. Ladies and gentlemen, your winner is... oh, not this guy again... "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews.
Everyone in the audience boos their lungs out louder than ever as Vincent Matthews struts his way down to the podium, now deciding to bring his Texas Championship belt that has been lying on his table for most of the night with him. He snatches the award away from Kevin Douglas and tells him to beat it. Douglas rolls his eyes and walks away.
VINCENT MATTHEWS
This is what you call a clean sweep, ladies and gentlemen. Four Sportys are now in my possession. The late, great Owen Hart may have been a two time Slammy Award Winner, but he was never a four time Sporty Award Winner! But I am! And I must admit, I'm amazed that you fans showed a semblance of intelligence to realize who the best wrestler in SNW was in 2009. You see this right here... (Matthews holds up the Texas Championship belt)... this signifies that you're the absolute best. Wanna know why I'm Wrestler of the Year and not you, Christopher Angel? It's because I'm the Texas Heavyweight Champion, not you. And that will not change come WrestleStock II, mark my words.
The audience boos as Matthews walks back to his table while the show fades to commercial.
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 20, 2010 23:23:55 GMT -6
Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform "Land of 1,000 Dances"... THE SNW TIMEWASTERS!
The entire SNW roster, administration and commentary team are seen clapping and dancing on stage in front of the crowd inside Bob's Steak and Chophouse. The face roster is on one side as the heel side is on the other. Marcus Ryan is kissing his biceps all throughout the musical number.
Tony Manzetti
You got to know how to pony!
Vinny Appice
Like Bony Maronie!
Gordon Heath
You got to know how to swish!
Manny Saul
And it goes like this!
The Gambler
You do the Mashed Potatoes!
Tom Foolery
Nah do the Alligator!
Alex Daniels
You people are all stupid!
Iron Sheik
You got to still move lika the Sheik!
Codi Shane
I said a clap your hands!
Harry Sachs
She said a clap your hands!
Koko B Ware
Then you move your feet!
Codi Shane and Harry Sachs
Oh baby to the beat!
Gordon Heath
Come on everybody lets sing together!
Iron Sheik
One more time!
Gordon Heath
Tell them what to do Mark!
Mark Bishop
You got to know how to jive!
Levetation
You got to watch me work ya'll!
Craig Mueller
You got to know how to tango!
Rory Kotch
(Something in Russian)
Andy Lionheart
No one knows what you said!
Chris Angel
Like me and Sister Lucy!
[/move] I.P. Freely You got to knock em down and rock em! Vincent Matthews I'm gonna to take their face and sock em! Killer Kong I'm going to crush with my avalanche! Iron Sheik SNW tell me, Sheiky Baby you do this and we promise you A to the Z! Gordon Heath Sing along with Gordie now! Adriana Samu One more time now! Jack Clinton I'm going to pound on your wimpy little body! Versus Vince How could you? You're so shoddy! S.T. Strickler I'm gonna beat you till you're begging me for mercy! The Gambler I'm gonna stretch ya from here to New Jersey! Tom Foolery I'll show you you pencil neck geeks! Brenda Price Not if I'm around, you blind little monkey! Manny Saul I'll slice you like a french potato! Syco Boy I'll crush you and see ya later! Marcus Ryan I'm gonna steal your little girlfriend! Rory Kotch (More russian speak) Adriana Samu Come in with the best! Soul Reaper How would you like the Cold Hard Truth? Twitch You'll get your ass smoked! Mike Hanson I need more beer! Alex Daniels OK! OK! That does it! This is stupid! We're not singers and dancers! We're g[bleep] d[bleep]m wrestlers and this is a complete waste of time![/color][/b] Everyone stops as the music is still going.Alex Daniels
Stop the music! Stop the rock 'n' roll! Stop this crap and let's just....Jack Clinton hits Daniels over the head with a drum as the entire roster starts fighting with one another. Luna Vachon gets knocked over by the mayhem as everyone is fighting with one another. The refs try breaking it up as the entire set is overrun by brawling. Chris Angel goes after Vincent Matthews, but Matthews dives out of the way as Angel wallops Myke Rhines with one of the guitars, busting it apart to end the show.
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