Post by Jillie on May 19, 2010 22:40:54 GMT -6
Scene opens in the Y Kores locker room. “The Assassin” Rory Kotch and “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester are both sitting on the couch, with “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu in the centre. She is sitting with a stack of cardboard on her lap, silently, as her teammate speak.
This veekend ve are fortunate enough to be invited to a buffet! But it is a special buffet…
Kotch pulls out her pipe and handles it lovingly.
Besides great food, ve vill also be indulgink in great veapons
Seven other blokes’ll be in the ring with us ladies, and we’re not about to let ‘em hog all the good stuff. Nor are we about to let ‘em take a perfectly good title shot away from us. Again.
In our attempt at preparink for this match, ve have studied vhat all of our opponents have said and ve vill take vhat ve have learned to the rink. Let us review…
For the rest of the alternating speech, Samu holds up a picture of each of her teammates’ opponents – stills from their recent promos. The first picture is of The Destruction Crew, with an odd Mike Hanson-looking hole.
Super Vader, Killer Konk and The Mauler – For some reason ve just can’t shake you portly gentlemen. There vas a rumour goink around that, just like the school boy picks on the school girl he has a crush on, you three are tryink to prove your vorthiness to us. I disagree, however. I pretty much think that you are embarrassed that everytime ve appear together everyvone can see vhat fat, amateurish, slobs you are and how talented ve really are. This match vill be no different.
That’s right. An’ we ‘ave the upper ‘and, too, because yous let it outta the bag. I know yer plan is to take me booze. I’m here t’tell ye that it ain’t gonna happen, lads. No body touches me beer!! An’ Rory might be all cool an’ collected, but she like ‘er vodka, an’ I don’ know for sure, but I bet she’d be pissed if yous tried to steal that, too, so I’d think twice before ye…
Petrina…
What?
They were speaking metaphorically.
But Mauler said…
Ve know vhat he said. It vas a figure of speech. Like “takink candy from a baby.”
Who’d do that!? What a bunch of assholes! Pickin’ on little kids like that! Jesus…
Never mind. Let’s move on.
Johnny Moxie – not able to vork as a team? Please. If you don’t think ve kept those lumps busy chasink them around the arena so you and Adriana could get business done in the rink you have another think comink. Regardless, ve don’t care who got the pin. Everyvone saw Adriana deliver the final strike, and everyvone saw you steal her thunder. Still, a vin is a vin, no matter how you wrap it, and this veekend ve vill be wrappink our vin up by ensurink that you are eliminated. There isn’t goink to be anyone to do the vork for you this time, Moxie, and I hardly think you can do it on your own.
Seth Davids – Seth seems a wee bit uptight, an’ more than a wee bit pre-occupied with Kijar and Vince, the latter of whom isn’t even in this match. As a trainer, you would think he’d know that ‘e ‘as to focus on his opponents – all of his opponents. But ‘e is right about one thing – this is gonna be one dirty, messy, connivin’ match, but that’s what the Destruction Crew wanted in the first place. An’ don’t worry, Seth, there won’t be no ‘ard feelin’s, mostly because you won’t make us eat a Blade Bomb in the first place.
Kijar Donnelly – I’m not really sure vhat beink Italian or not has to do with anythink. I’m Russian. Our nationality doesn’t mean a damn think tovard our wrestlink ability. Furthermore, there is not just vone chick in this match. There are two of us. Nice to see you’ve prepared for this match by gettink to know your opponents, Comrade.
Oh, and I’m Irish. Not American. Because I know it’s hard to tell from the accent…[Petrina makes a WTF look].
Benson – If by “unusual” you mean vone of a very few female competitors who got to the top of her sport despite not havink breast implants, you’d be correct. Petrina is also unusual. I’m glad you remember me, Benson – I certainly haven’t forgotten about you. It vill be refreshink to get in the rink vith some real talent, and it vill be even more refreshink to “manipulate” you, just as I did Strickler.
"The Assassin" Rory Kotch – She’s big, she’s mean, an’ she’s sneaky. She’s got the brains and the brawn, an’ a very helpful wee pipe t’help ‘er out. She an’ ‘er ‘usband trained me, so I think I know ‘er pretty well. This match includes more than one set of guys who regularily team up together, but while this match might be “every man for ‘imself”, it ain’t gonna be every woman for ‘erself.
"The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester – She is the rookie in this little trio, and still has a lot to learn to catch up vith Dria and I, but she is a force to be reckoned vith herself. She is fearless, and full of piss and vinegar. Get in her vay and you vill notice. And she von’t be alone out there, either. As she said, it vill not be every voman for herself out there on Saturday. .
That’s right. After the food and the weapons are done flyin’, an’ the dust ‘as settled, Y Kores’ll be sittin’ pretty. We ain’t afraid to get dirty, and we ain’t afraid to get vicious. Last of all, we ain’t afraid to get each other’s backs. A few of ye might be wonderin’ what’s gonna happen when yer teammate, yer student, yer teacher or yer friend is gonna be layin’ on the mat in front of ye, ready to be eliminated. Will ye do it and risk yer relationship? Or will ye help ‘im out and risk your match? Us two? We don’ ‘ave that problem.
Ve vill be competink as the former Tag Team Champions that ve are. Ve vill have each other’s backs. Ve vill help each other up and prevent each other from beink eliminated. Ve vill vork as a unit to eliminate the rest of you. And, in the end, vhen it’s just The Other Girl and The Assassin left in the rink to be eliminated…vell, ve have a plan for that, too. It’s not about me and it’s not about her. It’s about Y Kores.
See you lads on Saturday!
This veekend ve are fortunate enough to be invited to a buffet! But it is a special buffet…
Kotch pulls out her pipe and handles it lovingly.
Besides great food, ve vill also be indulgink in great veapons
Seven other blokes’ll be in the ring with us ladies, and we’re not about to let ‘em hog all the good stuff. Nor are we about to let ‘em take a perfectly good title shot away from us. Again.
In our attempt at preparink for this match, ve have studied vhat all of our opponents have said and ve vill take vhat ve have learned to the rink. Let us review…
For the rest of the alternating speech, Samu holds up a picture of each of her teammates’ opponents – stills from their recent promos. The first picture is of The Destruction Crew, with an odd Mike Hanson-looking hole.
Super Vader, Killer Konk and The Mauler – For some reason ve just can’t shake you portly gentlemen. There vas a rumour goink around that, just like the school boy picks on the school girl he has a crush on, you three are tryink to prove your vorthiness to us. I disagree, however. I pretty much think that you are embarrassed that everytime ve appear together everyvone can see vhat fat, amateurish, slobs you are and how talented ve really are. This match vill be no different.
That’s right. An’ we ‘ave the upper ‘and, too, because yous let it outta the bag. I know yer plan is to take me booze. I’m here t’tell ye that it ain’t gonna happen, lads. No body touches me beer!! An’ Rory might be all cool an’ collected, but she like ‘er vodka, an’ I don’ know for sure, but I bet she’d be pissed if yous tried to steal that, too, so I’d think twice before ye…
Petrina…
What?
They were speaking metaphorically.
But Mauler said…
Ve know vhat he said. It vas a figure of speech. Like “takink candy from a baby.”
Who’d do that!? What a bunch of assholes! Pickin’ on little kids like that! Jesus…
Never mind. Let’s move on.
Johnny Moxie – not able to vork as a team? Please. If you don’t think ve kept those lumps busy chasink them around the arena so you and Adriana could get business done in the rink you have another think comink. Regardless, ve don’t care who got the pin. Everyvone saw Adriana deliver the final strike, and everyvone saw you steal her thunder. Still, a vin is a vin, no matter how you wrap it, and this veekend ve vill be wrappink our vin up by ensurink that you are eliminated. There isn’t goink to be anyone to do the vork for you this time, Moxie, and I hardly think you can do it on your own.
Seth Davids – Seth seems a wee bit uptight, an’ more than a wee bit pre-occupied with Kijar and Vince, the latter of whom isn’t even in this match. As a trainer, you would think he’d know that ‘e ‘as to focus on his opponents – all of his opponents. But ‘e is right about one thing – this is gonna be one dirty, messy, connivin’ match, but that’s what the Destruction Crew wanted in the first place. An’ don’t worry, Seth, there won’t be no ‘ard feelin’s, mostly because you won’t make us eat a Blade Bomb in the first place.
Kijar Donnelly – I’m not really sure vhat beink Italian or not has to do with anythink. I’m Russian. Our nationality doesn’t mean a damn think tovard our wrestlink ability. Furthermore, there is not just vone chick in this match. There are two of us. Nice to see you’ve prepared for this match by gettink to know your opponents, Comrade.
Oh, and I’m Irish. Not American. Because I know it’s hard to tell from the accent…[Petrina makes a WTF look].
Benson – If by “unusual” you mean vone of a very few female competitors who got to the top of her sport despite not havink breast implants, you’d be correct. Petrina is also unusual. I’m glad you remember me, Benson – I certainly haven’t forgotten about you. It vill be refreshink to get in the rink vith some real talent, and it vill be even more refreshink to “manipulate” you, just as I did Strickler.
"The Assassin" Rory Kotch – She’s big, she’s mean, an’ she’s sneaky. She’s got the brains and the brawn, an’ a very helpful wee pipe t’help ‘er out. She an’ ‘er ‘usband trained me, so I think I know ‘er pretty well. This match includes more than one set of guys who regularily team up together, but while this match might be “every man for ‘imself”, it ain’t gonna be every woman for ‘erself.
"The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester – She is the rookie in this little trio, and still has a lot to learn to catch up vith Dria and I, but she is a force to be reckoned vith herself. She is fearless, and full of piss and vinegar. Get in her vay and you vill notice. And she von’t be alone out there, either. As she said, it vill not be every voman for herself out there on Saturday. .
That’s right. After the food and the weapons are done flyin’, an’ the dust ‘as settled, Y Kores’ll be sittin’ pretty. We ain’t afraid to get dirty, and we ain’t afraid to get vicious. Last of all, we ain’t afraid to get each other’s backs. A few of ye might be wonderin’ what’s gonna happen when yer teammate, yer student, yer teacher or yer friend is gonna be layin’ on the mat in front of ye, ready to be eliminated. Will ye do it and risk yer relationship? Or will ye help ‘im out and risk your match? Us two? We don’ ‘ave that problem.
Ve vill be competink as the former Tag Team Champions that ve are. Ve vill have each other’s backs. Ve vill help each other up and prevent each other from beink eliminated. Ve vill vork as a unit to eliminate the rest of you. And, in the end, vhen it’s just The Other Girl and The Assassin left in the rink to be eliminated…vell, ve have a plan for that, too. It’s not about me and it’s not about her. It’s about Y Kores.
See you lads on Saturday!
