4 Up: 5/22/10

[Hollywood]

We go to a video montage of everyone in SNW that is taking part in 4 Up, set to the tune of "Illegal Fun" by Hardcore Superstar, with the song being edited down to about a minute to fit with the show open.



The camera shot then switches to inside the sold out Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas. The camera pans around the whole venue to show that everyone is on their feet, going crazy and chanting "SNW! SNW! SNW! SNW!"

LIVE!! THE EMPIRE THEATRE!! SAN ANTONIO, TX!!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Coming to you from the Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, it's the most violent wrestling show in the state of Texas as Sports Nutz Wrestling presents 4 Up! I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel!

JASON MARTEL
Mark, I'm going to go out on a limb right now and make some bold predictions. Prediction number one, we will have a new Texas Champion, but not tonight because I predict that Jack Clinton and Chris Angel will beat each other so bad that Angel will have to vacate the Texas Championship! Prediction number two, Benson will win the Destruction Crew All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational! Prediction number three, the Alley Ratz will somehow, some way, beat Death Sentence and become two time Texas Tag Team Champions! And prediction number four, I predict that the winner of 4 Up will be Vincent Matthews. He's pissed off that he lost the Texas Championship at WrestleStock II, and he's pissed that he came up short in last year's 4 Up and doesn't want history to repeat itself. Plus, how great would it be for Chris Angel to have to be stretchered out after taking such a beating in his match with Jack Clinton just to hand the Bad Blood Title to the man he stole the Texas Championship from?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well be that as it may, it's time to send it down to Monica Deluca as we're ready for the opening battle royal!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 4 Up! 4 Up begins with a 16 person battle royal, with the order of elimination determining who goes into which hardcore match. The first four eliminated will go into the Light Tube Deathmatch. The second four eliminated will be entered into the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match. The third four to be eliminated will go into the Barbed Wire Match. And the final four inside the ring will immediately commence with the Chain Match. At the end of the night, the four winners from the four hardcore matches will go into the Cage of Death, bringing the weapon or weapons that represent the match they were in. The first person to escape the Cage of Death will be become the new Bad Blood Champion and be presented the title by "The Dream" Chris Angel. And now, it's time for the battle royal!

"Illegal Fun" by Hardcore Superstar hits, and each wrestler that is in 4 Up walks down to the ring as they are announced.

MONICA DELUCA
Wench!...


Vincent Matthews!...


"Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!...


Simon Sensation!...


"The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!...


Mike "Beastman" Hanson!...


"The Solution" Tyler Straven!...


"God's Gift" Chase Daniels!...


Levetation!...


Versus Vince!...


Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!...


"The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!...


Syco Boy!...


"The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara!...


"The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart!...


and Chris P!

Everyone enters the ring, getting into position as they await the opening bell.

Battle Royal

The bell sounds and 4 Up is officially underway as everyone(even Adriana Samu in her long pants and long sleeve shirt) is going at it, throwing wild haymakers, knife edge chops, and anything else they can think of. James Jackson, meanwhile, manages to sneak away from everyone and simply eliminates himself, hopping up and over the top rope and onto the floor. He laughs as he points to his head, telling everyone how smart he is.

MONICA DELUCA
James Jackson has eliminated himself and will enter the Light Tube Deathmatch!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Of all the matches to be entered into, the Light Tube Deathmatch?!

JASON MARTEL
There's gotta be a method to James Jackson's madness.

Wench and Andy Lionheart are double teaming on Chris P, and Lionheart holds Chris in position for Wench. Wench backs up and goes for a superkick, but Chris P ducks, and Wench accidentally superkicks Lionheart, sending him up and over the top rope and to the floor to a big pop from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
Andy Lionheart has been eliminated and will enter the Light Tube Deathmatch!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's still fairly early into this battle royal, and we already have the Light Tube Deathmatch halfway booked.

Immediately after Lionheart is eliminated, Chris P kicks Wench in the midsection and hits her with the Lights Out, with the impact of the Lights Out sending her flying up and over the top rope and onto the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
Wench has been eliminated and will be entered into the Light Tube Deathmatch!

JASON MARTEL
How about that? Two members of the Perfect World are going to be in the same match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That could be very interesting to say the least.

The battle royal is getting heated as everyone continues to throw wild haymakers, knife edge chops, kicks and anything else they can think of. Tyler Guevara and Versus Vince are going at it, with Guevara trying to eliminate Vince as he has him on the ropes, but to no avail as Vince, in an act of desperation, gouges Guevara in the eyes. Vincent Matthews and Chase Daniels certainly have no love lost for each other as they square off, with Matthews taking Daniels down with a standing huracanrana, then punches away at Daniels. Chris P, meanwhile, is trying to eliminate Tyler Straven, but Danny Palis comes from behind and dumps Chris P over the top rope and to the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
Chris P has been eliminated and is the final entrant into the Light Tube Deathmatch!

Straven and Palis are sharing a laugh, but not for long as Straven kicks Palis in the crotch, doubling him over, then throws him over the top rope and to the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
Danny Palis has been eliminated and will go into the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, that just goes to show you that it's everybody for themselves in this match!

JASON MARTEL
Now just what on earth are Levetation and Syco Boy nodding their heads for?

MARK FOLLOWILL
It looks like Syco and Levetation knew it was time to determine the TLC match, and now they've eliminated themselves by hopping over the top rope and onto the floor after letting up on S.T. Strickler.

MONICA DELUCA
Levetation and Syco Boy have eliminated themselves and will enter the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match!

S.T. Strickler gets up and sees Levetation and Syco Boy on the outside, the two of them telling him to follow through so that all three of them will be in the same match. Strickler nods his head and acts like he's going to eliminate himself, only to fake them out and laugh at them, taunting them and calling them stupid. Mike Hanson sees Strickler hot-dogging it and takes serious offense to it. Strickler turns around, only for Hanson to nail him with a Lone Star Lariat, sending Strickler over the top rope and to the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
S.T. Strickler has been eliminated and will enter the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
S.T. Strickler acted like he was going to avoid Levetation and Syco Boy, only for Mike "Beastman" Hanson to "The Real Deal" himself.

JASON MARTEL
And now we're down to eight wrestlers inside the ring.

We are now down to Adriana Samu, Mike Hanson, Vincent Matthews, Chase Daniels, Versus Vince, Tyler Guevara, Simon Sensation and Tyler Straven. Everyone hesitates for a moment, only for everyone to go after Chase Daniels. Before he can do anything, Matthews catches up to him and nails him with a Windmill Kick. Daniels spins around and Mike Hanson knocks him down hard with the Texas Tornado(spinning Polish Hammer to the heart). Tyler Guevara then picks Daniels up and brings him down with the M.I.A. Versus Vince picks up Daniels, who's out on his feet, and brings him down with a T-Bone Suplex. Tyler Straven shouts something to Adriana Samu and Simon Sensation, and they put aside their differences and oblige as they pick Chase up and whip him into Straven. In one fluid motioin, Straven picks up Daniels and throws him up and over the top rope and onto the floor with an overhead Belly to Belly Suplex.

MONICA DELUCA
Chase Daniels has been eliminated and will go into the Barbed Wire Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You have to wonder what kind of condition Chase will be in to compete after taking a beating like that.

JASON MARTEL
Looks like he pissed off more than enough people in the SNW locker room.

Tyler Straven is taunting Chase Daniels, only for Vincent Matthews to nail Straven in the back of the head from behind with an Enziguri, sending Straven up and over the top rope and to the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
Tyler Straven has been eliminated and is going into the Barbed Wire Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're getting down to the nitty-gritty here.

JASON MARTEL
Just two more eliminations, and we'll be commencing with the Chain Match!

Hanson is dominating Samu in the corner, hitting her with a series of knife edge chops, only for Samu to turn the tide in her favor and poke in the eye. Meanwhile, Versus Vince, Simon Sensation, and Vincent Matthews are trying to eliminate Tyler Guevara. Guevara fights back, gouging everyone in the eyes, then takes Sensation and throws him out of the ring. He then immediately does the same to Matthews.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, both Simon Sensation and Vincent Matthews have been eliminated, sending them both into the Barbed Wire Match! We are now down to Versus Vince, Adriana Samu, Mike Hanson and Tyler Guevara, who are now going to commence with the Chain Match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Referee Danny Travers is entering the ring with the chain, and we are ready to get our first fatal 4 way hardcore match underway.

JASON MARTEL
Now 4 Up truly begins!

[Hollywood]

Chain Match
Versus Vince vs Adriana Samu vs Mike Hanson vs Tyler Guevara

Referee Danny Travers enters the ring, holding the two chains up in the air as Versus Vince, Tyler Guevara, Mike Hanson and Adriana Samu get in their respective corners, waiting for the ref to drop the chains. Travers drops the chains, and all four run to the chains. Samu and Hanson get into a tug of war on one chain, and Vince and Guevara get in a tug of war on the other one. Hanson overpowers Samu, pulling her over and clotheslining her with the chain, knocking her down. Guevara pulls Vince over and tries to clothesline him with the chain, but Vince ducks under and brings Guevara down in a crucifix pin! ONE... TWO... Hanson quickly breaks up the pin. Now Hanson and Vince struggle for the chain that Hanson took Samu down with. Unbeknown to Hanson, there's part of the chain that's hanging down below him. Samu is back up and sneaks up to the chain, then yanks up on it, crotching Hanson as he doubles over, groaning in pain as the crowd laughs at Hanson's bad luck.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Sucks to be the Beastman right now.

JASON MARTEL
To be honest, it always sucks to be that piece of white trash.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh would you stop!

Versus Vince takes Hanson down with a step up enziguri. Vince turns around, only to eat a running big boot from Guevara. Guevara taunts the downed Vince, then turns around and eats a jump kick from Samu, who immediately goes for a cover on Guevara. ONE... TWO... Guevara kicks out. Samu then goes over to try and cover Vince. ONE... TWO... Hanson breaks it up by crashing down on Samu with his chain. Hanson wraps part of the chain around his fist and rains down on Samu's head with a series of right hand punches, busting her wide open. Guevara grabs his chain and swings it wildly at Hanson, hitting Hanson in the head, knocking him down and causing him to roll out of the ring. Vince tries to stagger up, and Guevara takes his chain and chokes Vince from behind with it. Guevara then turns around and picks Vince up, holding him up on his back while choking him with the chain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The American Lab Rat is trying to choke Versus Vince to death!

JASON MARTEL
TRYING to choke him?! He IS choking him!

Vince is fighting with all he's got, holding the chain and trying to keep it from choking him out. Guevara flips Vince over, slamming him down with a modified facebuster. Guevara goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Samu breaks it up. Guevara tries to get up, but Samu knocks him back down with a dropkick to the head. Hanson, who's now also busted wide open, slowly rolls into the ring as he grabs a hold of his chain. Samu, meanwhile, grabs the chain that Guevara had. Samu gets creative and sits down on top of Guevara's back, as if to go for a camel clutch. But instead of cupping her hands over Guevara's jaw, she wraps the chain around his mouth, with the chain even going into Guevara's mouth, looking like he's biting on the chain even though he's not. The visual is even more surreal as Samu's face is covered with blood.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now the referee is checking in to see if Tyler Guevara will give it up!

JASON MARTEL
I don't care for Adriana Samu, but I have to give her credit for her resourcefulness.

Hanson sees Samu trying to make Guevara give up. Right as Guevara looks like he's going to tap out, Hanson runs and knocks Samu off of Guevara and threw the ropes to the floor outside the ring with a running big boot to the side of the head. Vince, who's been slowly recovering, begins to pick himself up as Hanson stands over and behind Guevara, reining down right hand punches with the chain wrapped around his fist onto Guevara's head, busting him wide open. Versus Vince jumps up and tries to bring Hanson down for a crucifix pin, but Hanson holds on for dear life. Hanson uses his strength to hoist Vince up onto his shoulders, then runs and drives him hard into the turnbuckles with a Death Valley Driver as Vince crumbles down onto the mat. Hanson drags Vince out of the corner and rolls him over into a Boston Crab.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Mike Hanson's trying to force Versus Vince to submit with the Boston Crab, but Vince refuses to give up.

JASON MARTEL
Look out!

Hanson never sees Samu getting back to her feet and climbing up to the top turnbuckle. She comes flying off the top turnbuckle and nails Hanson in the back of the head with a Spinning Tornado Kick. Samu turns around, only to eat a spinning heel kick from Guevara. Guevara grabs a chain and sets it down on the mat, then picks Samu up and drives her down headfirst into the chain with the Hellbent For Destruction. Guevara goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Versus Vince has gotten a second wind and breaks up the pin as he runs, jumps up in the air, and nails a Shooting Star Press from the jump up off the mat and onto the back of Guevara. Guevara goes down to the mat as Vince grabs one of the chains and wraps it around his fist, then hits Guevara in the head with a fist drop. Vince goes for the pin.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This could do it! ONE... TWO... And Mike Hanson breaks it up, bringing the other chain down across the back of Versus Vince's head.

JASON MARTEL
And now Mike Hanson seems to have gained a second wind as he has that chain wrapped around Vince's forehead.

Vince screams out in pain as Hanson has the chain wrapped around his forehead, and now blood is dripping down from Vince's forehead as everyone in the match is busted wide open. Hanson then picks Vince up and brings him down with a piledriver. Hanson goes for the pinfall. ONE... TWO... Adriana Samu is back up and breaks up the pin attempt with a leg drop to the back of Hanson's neck. Samu goes to pick up Hanson, but Guevara is back up and nails Samu with the other chain that had been dropped earlier. Guevara than takes one end of the chain, wrapping it around Samu's neck and throat, then takes the other end of the chain and does the same to Hanson.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What on earth is Tyler Guevara doing?

JASON MARTEL
Doing whatever has to be done to win the match, Followill.

Guevara picks both Samu and Hanson up in respective front facelocks, the ends of the chain still wrapped around the neck and throat areas of Samu and Hanson. Guevara shouts "IT IS FINISHED!" and drives both Samu and Hanson down with a double Dangerous DDT. Guevara takes his thumb and moves it across in the cutthroat motion as he grits his teeth. Guevara then looks up, only to see Vince come flying off the top rope. It's too late as Vince takes Guevara down with a springboard huracanrana. ONE... TWO... Guevara barely gets the shoulder up. Vince then musters all of the strength he's got to hoist Guevara up onto his shoulders as the crowd goes crazy, cheering Vince on. Vince then brings Guevara down with the Versus TKO!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Versus TKO! ONE... TWO...

JASON MARTEL
Kick out, Tyler!

MARK FOLLOWILL
THREE!

JASON MARTEL
NO! NO! NO!

Winner: Versus Vince

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match and advancing to the Cage of Death, Versus Vince!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now Versus Vince is one step closer to achieving his destiny of becoming Bad Blood Champion later tonight.

JASON MARTEL
He won't win it. I guaran-damn-tee it!

The feed changes a pair of black Amy boots. The tips show signs of wear and tear as the camera pans out to look at none other than "The Solution" Tyler Straven. He sits in silence as his elbows rest on his knees, his hands clasped and his head bowed down. He takes a deep breath then slowly raises his head as his eyes are still closed and we see the word "Black" on his right eyelid and "Abyss" on his left eyelid. His eyes suddenly flick open, revealing his steely blue eyes as he begins to talk.

TYLER STRAVEN
I sit here looking into the black abyss, and I can see the destruction, the rotten souls within SNW all lining up one by one to hasten the demise of the Solution. They have at their disposal a list of the most brutal weapons that the human mind can conceive. In a few short moments, you the masses in the Empire Theatre, as well as those of you who are glued to your television sets, will bear witness to the most brutal night in SNW history as well as the next chapter in the raging war for the survival of us all.

There will be moments tonight that none of us will be able to erase from our memory and will have to come up with some coping mechanism for. I have come to terms with what it is I will see when this broadcast goes off the air because the solution has opened my eyes. There will be nothing left except for a barren land littered with blood soak corpses, and one man will stand at the end with the Bad Blood Championship to show the world that he is the most barbaric man walking the face of this earth.

It is us, the sixteen men and women, who will wage war here tonight that have the heavy burden on our shoulders, the hopes and dreams of our followers, as well as the hate from those that despise us, of which I personally have many. I can only hope that we all learn a lesson tonight that pain and suffering dose not lead to the promised land of success and glory, but rather a hollow feeling of what we have had to do to our fellow man in order to get there.

Tyler once again closes his eyes, showing the words on his eye lids as he bows his head once again and continues to speak.

TYLER STRAVEN
The Catastrophic Conclusion fast approaches and tonight I have The Solution.

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
"The Solution" Tyler Straven, with chilling words before he takes part in one of the more barbaric matches in tonight's 4 Up, the Barbed Wire Match.

JASON MARTEL
And this isn't your typical Barbed Wire Match where the ropes are taken down and replaced with barbed wire. In this match, the four competitors involved will use all manner of weapons with barbed wire wrapped around them.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right now, let's take it to Brenda Price, who's standing by with Simon Sensation.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the 4 Up banner as Brenda Price stands by with Simon Sensation.

BRENDA PRICE
Thank you, Mark. At this time, I am joined by the one and only Simon Sensation. Simon, any second thoughts going into the Barbed Wire Match?

SIMON SENSATION
Brenda, there's no point in having second thoughts. Yes, Moxie and I want to win those Texas Tag Team Titles, but we also have aspirations for singles gold. As much as I prefer to showcase my technical wrestling ability, the name of the game is winning. And believe me, I'm going to do whatever I have to do to win.

BRENDA PRICE
Simon, best of luck to you. Guys, back to you inside the Empire Theatre.

"Cotten Mouth" screeches over the sound system, and the Empire Theatre went up in a chorus of boos as Tyler Straven came out from the back as the lights flickered to announce his arrival. He walks to the ring with an air and look of disgust upon him, as a fan at ringside waves a sign that says "STRAVEN'S SOLUTION DOESN'T ADD UP!"

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is the second Cage of Death qualifying match, and it is a Barbed Wire match. Making his way to the ring first from Christchurch, New Zealand. Weighing in at 275 lbs., "The Solution" Tyler Straven!

Straven steps through the ropes as the crowd continues to shower boos upon him. He goes to the furthest corner of the ring, and slightly bows his head under his arm in a sort of ritualistic reassurance.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The second of our four Cage of Death qualifying matches here, and this one could get ugly in a hurry. It's the Barbed Wire match, and it's simple enough to understand. Weapons like barbed wire chairs, canes, I'm sure there's even a barbed wire table or two around here somewhere. All sorts of weapons that are barbed wire, and they all exist to help cause pain.

JASON MARTEL
No doubt there, there is no easy match to get into Cage of Death and this one might end up being the bloodiest. This isn't your mother's barbed wire match, it's going to get vicious.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And as we talk about the competitors in this match as they were decided earlier in the night, you've got a very odd assortment of competitors that will make up the foursome competing here. Only one of them, the returning Vincent Matthews, has been here for any extended period of time.

JASON MARTEL
There's no telling what to expect here, but I like the looks of this kid right here. He seems like he has a bright future here.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Straven is indeed a new comer,however in his short tenure at SNW he has shown some promise.

JASON MARTEL
He's shown more than some potential, he's shown flashes of greatness!

"Fire It Up" rattles over the sound system, and the fans boo more as Chase Daniels comes out from the back. With his hands together in mock prayer as he walks down the aisle, the fans are giving him the finger and angrily hissing at him.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponents first from Denver, Colorado. Weighing in at 230 lbs., "God's Gift" Chase Daniels!

Daniels climbs up the steps and through the ropes, immediately scaling the turnbuckles. He sticks his arms out and points at the crowd menacingly, taunting the people right back as they patronize him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Another one of SNW's young talent, Chase Daniel is an import from SNW's working relationship with True Honor Wrestling. He's looking to make a big impression tonight in his first big match here with the company.

JASON MARTEL
A former tag team champion in THW, Daniels has a great opportunity tonight to make an impact and a big splash with a victory here both in this match and should he advance to Cage of Death.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And that's the great part about this event folks. You can walk in off the streets and win the whole damn thing, it's that wild of an event.

JASON MARTEL
No kidding on that one, and Daniels can do it just as easily as anyone else here.

"Simply the Best" plays over the PA, and the fans are finally able to cheer as Simon Sensation struts out from the backstage area. Slapping hands with fans, he goes down to the ring with a good burst of energy.

MONICA DELUCA
From Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Simon Sensation!

Sensation climbs through the ropes, and disrobes while handing the garment to one of the ringside attendants.

MARK FOLLOWILL
One half of SiMox, Sensation looks to bring home his first singles title here in SNW after joining his tag team partner Johnny Moxie in a long hiatus.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not sure what these two did while they were gone, maybe Sensation went to one too many Celine Dion shows because he's acting a little...you know.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Are you implying that you believe Sensation to be a male homosexual?

JASON MARTEL
That's exactly what I'm implying.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's very unfair of you sir.

JASON MARTEL
Suck it you queen.

All of a sudden, the lights go out in the arena. Camera flashes barely illuminate the arena as "This Fire Burns" starts to play. The lights come back up, and we see Vincent Matthews kneeling in the middle of the aisle as the fans boo him. He gets to his feet and begins to make the shortened walk to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And from Fort Worth, Texas. Weighing in at 215 lbs., "The Lone Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

Matthews climbs through the ropes and stands against them, casting his glance at each of his three opponents in turn with a vicious grin.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Folks if you have to have a favorite in this match you would think the man that just entered would be the one. Matthews made it to the end last year, and barely was nudged out by James Jackson. He obviously has his sights on a repeat performance.

JASON MARTEL
I'm going to go ahead and do it Markie, I'm making Matthews my pick.

MARK FOLLOWILL
OK well nevermind then, Martel just picked him so his chances just went to Hell.

JASON MARTEL
Are you doubting my prognostication power?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Is it that obvious?

JASON MARTEL
Let me remind you of your own words Mark, that Matthews has the most experience in this match. Made it to the finals last year, and was a Texas Champion for the majority of 2009 and early 2010. He's a safe bet.

"The Solution" Tyler Straven vs. "God's Gift" Chase Daniels vs. Simon Sensation vs. "The Lone Warrior" Vincent Matthews: Barbed Wire Match

The bell rings, and like he was shot out of a cannon Matthews charges Chase Daniels. He spears him to the mat and starts to pound on his head. Straven tries to go pull Matthews off of Daniels, but he gets clubbed in the back of the head by Sensation. He stumbles through the middles rope and out onto the floor surrounding the ring. Matthews is still on top of Daniels, punching Daniels in the head as Daniels tries to cover up. Matthews stands up off of Daniels, and delivers a quick kick to the sternum of Daniels that sends him outside with the other two. Straven and Sensation are trading blows on the outside, as Chase is slowly regaining his senses and trying to get back on his feet. Matthews looks over the top rope, then bounces off the ropes and then flings himself over the top rope, performing a corkscrew plancha onto all three men sending the entire quartet to the floor. The fans cheer the move, giving Matthews credit for the performance. Matthews gets up, and reaches under the ring pulling out a barbed wire baseball bat. He stares at the bat a moment, and then whacks Daniels as he is standing up once again right in the chest with it. Daniels bends over at the waist, and then Matthews hits him in the back with it, ripping skin and forcing the first show of crimson in the match. As Matthews goes to lower the boom on Daniels again with the bat, Straven hits a low blow on Matthews forcing him to drop the bat and go to his knees. Straven hits Matthews with the bat, causing Matthews to scream out in pain. He then picks up Daniels and throws him in the ring, entering in after him still with the bat. He goes to cover Daniels ONE...T... and barely a two count as Sensation pulls Straven's extended leg off of the pin from the outside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews breaks out the barbed wire bat and beats down his old THW foe, but it's Straven with the first pinfall attempt broken up by Sensation.

JASON MARTEL
I'm surprised he was able to pull Straven's leg being as limp wristed as I believe him to be.

Sensation goes under the ring and pulls out a round bag. He unsnaps the bag, and comes out with a blue and white bowling ball wrapped all around with barbed wire. He slides into the ring, and throws it at Straven like a cannonball. Straven gets hit right in the abdomen with it, as the barbs get stuck in his gut ripping the skin as the ball falls to the ground. Sensation goes for a quick cover ONE...TW...and almost a two count as Straven is able to get his shoulder up before the referee's hand slapped the mat. Sensation brings up Straven and hits him with a European uppercut that he chains into a side Russian legsweep that sends Straven on his back. Sensation picks the barbed wire bowling ball back up, and starts rolling it up and down his back with slow, purposeful movements. Straven screams out as the cold metal digs into his flesh, and is forcefully removed whenever Sensation sends the ball up and down his spine. Sensation finally stops, then grabs Straven by the legs and arms. After some reluctance, Sensation falls backwards and has Straven in the rocking cradle submission, pulling on his arms and legs like some sort of Stretch Armstrong toy. All of a sudden, though, Matthews emerges from the outside and quickly leaps to the top turnbuckle. He dives off in a smooth movement, landing a corkscrew leg drop on Straven driving him back into Sensation as both go to the mat. Matthews throws Straven off and covers Sensation ONE...TWO.. and only two as Daniels regains consciousness on the outside and is able to pull Matthews just off the cover keeping the match from ending.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A beautiful corkscrew leg drop by Vincent Matthews onto both Simon Sensation and Tyler Straven but he only gets a two count due to Chase Daniels breaking up the fall.

JASON MARTEL
That's why he's my pick Mark, he can do that!

Matthews drags Straven up to his feet by his hair, and hits a quick kick to the gut and follows that up with an abdominal stretch, torquing Straven's midsection. Daniels re-enters the ring, this time holding a barbed wire sphere. He slams the sphere into Matthews' head, forcing the stretch to be broken as Matthews falls to the ground. Straven tries to wrestle the sphere away, but Daniels kicks him in the gut and slams him in the head with it as well. Daniels goes for a cover... ONE... and only a one count on Straven as Sensation flies in to break up the hold. Sensation kicks Daniel in the head, and moves the sphere with the side of his foot into a clearing in the ring. Sensation grabs Daniels, and hits him with a Sin City Slam backfirst onto the sphere crunching it into the back of Daniels as the crowd groans at the sick sound it made. Sensation goes for a cover ONE...TWO..THR... and only a near fall as Straven drags Sensation off of the prone Daniels. Straven then goes back out to the outside and pulls out a table covered in barbed wire. It's interlaced throughout the wood, and a large collection is right in the middle of the table. He slides it into the ring and climbs back in. Matthews exits to the other side as Sensation gets the jump on Straven, hitting him with a double sledge right to the back. Matthews re-enters the ring, this time holding just a solitary strand of barbed wire. He walked up behind Sensation, who was trying to handle Straven. He wraps the strand around Sensation's neck, cutting into the skin and starting to choke him out. Sensation slumps down to his knees, as blood trickles from his throat and the breath starts to go out of Sensation. Matthews finally removes the strand, and then starts to grind it across Sensation's head. He screams as Matthews grates the wire across of his forehead, splitting him open and forcing him to bleed like a stuck hog to the crowd's displeasure.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matthews showing why he got as far as he did in last year's 4 Up proceedings.

JASON MARTEL
What a sick, sadistic freak which is exactly what you have to be to win this son of a bitch!

Matthews kicks Sensation several times in the head, opening up the wound even further. Drops of blood are beginning to stain the canvas, as Sensation gets on hands and knees with the blood pouring from his head like a faucet. Matthews gets down to his level, and starts yelling at him and then pushes him in the face, coating his hands in Sensation's blood. Matthews stares down at it and licks it, to the absolute horror of the fans. He then throws his arm around Sensation's neck and locks in the Vindication choke hold. Sensation looks to be close to passing out, as the referee goes and checks his arm. He lifts the arm of Sensation up once, and it falls. He lifts it up again, and again it falls. Before the official can even try a third time, Straven comes back in with a barbed wire chair and smashes Matthews in the face with it. He is thrown backwards, as the barbed wire catches him in the face, slicing open his face to match Sensation's. Sensation is lying on the mat, looking like he's just been through a wood chipper. Matthews is on his back, touching his hand to his head as the blood begins to streak down his face. Straven sees an opportunity, and opens up the steel chair and places it around Matthews' right ankle. He then walks over and grabs the baseball bat coated in barbed wire. Walking back over to Matthews, he raises the bat over his head in a mighty swing, and brings it down on the chair compacting the chair and the bat on Matthews' ankle. Matthews screams out like a primal animal in agony, as Straven does it again and again and again six times, crunching the bones and the chair while driving the barbed wire of both the bat and the chair into it. Straven raises the bat over his head and yells in jubilation as the fans look on partially in horror and in disgust as Matthews writhes in immense pain on the mat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh my God! Straven just appeared to have mangled the same ankle that Vincent Matthews fractured back at Wrestlestock! There's no telling how bad he is injured now.

JASON MARTEL
That was just a brutal assault by Straven. It didn't even look right from here. I'm very interested to see how he will continue in this match.

The official comes over as Matthews somehow rolls out of the ring while Straven is still enjoying his display of pain. The referee takes a look at the ankle, and throws up an X in the air and then re-enters the ring. Two trainers hustle down from the backstage area, and pick up Matthews under the arms and start to help him get to the back with blood still gushing from the wound in his head. Back in the ring, Straven has picked up Daniels and sets him up for the Catastrophic Conclusion on the barbed wire chair. However, Sensation has regained some sense and chop blocks Straven sending him down to his knees. Daniels falls off his shoulders, and Sensation quickly tries for a pin on Daniels ONE...TWO...THRE... and only a near fall as Straven kicks Sensation in the head forcing the pin to be broken up. Straven kicks Sensation in the back of the head again, and then grabs him by the skull and gets him on his feet. Straven kicks the barbed wire bat towards the middle of the ring again. He hoists Sensation on his shoulders, and then sends him back first onto the bat with the Catastrophic Conclusion as the wire catches onto his back once again. Straven walks over to the table he slid into the ring earlier, and sets it up in front of the turnbuckle. He then jerks the damaged Daniels up by his hair, and drags him over in front of the table. Straven begins backwards walking up the turnbuckle, with Daniels in tow. He lifts Daniels up on his shoulders once again, and makes the final step onto the top rope. Straven leaps off, and throws Daniels right into the barbed wire section of the table breaking the table and Daniels both in half with another Catastrophic Conclusion! Straven simply walks over, and puts a foot on Daniels' chest as the referee counts ONE...TWO....THREE!

Winner: Tyler Straven

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, "The Solution" Tyler Straven!

MARK FOLLOWILL
By far one of the most horrifying displays of violence I think I've ever seen in this ring before. So much to talk about, I don't even know where to start.

JASON MARTEL
How about the upstart Straven establishing himself as a dominant force in SNW with this display! I mean my God!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't dispute you on that one partner. First he takes out Vincent Matthews by what has to be breaking his ankle. Then he sends Sensation into the baseball bat, and finishes it all off by throwing Chase Daniels into the barbed wire table and getting the win.

JASON MARTEL
Just a dominant show of force from Straven here. Though I do want to know about how my pick's ankle is doing.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't imagine it's doing real well. Matthews took six shots on the previously fractured ankle, and one can only imagine what it must be like now. We will definitely keep you apprised as to any updates we get on his condition throughout the night. However, we know now that Tyler Straven will be joining Versus Vince in the Cage of Death in our main event tonight.

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Shot fades out of the arena and to a commercial with "Obsession" by Animotion playing in the background as we see a plethora of highlights from SNW.

NARRATOR
Forget about unfunny summer reruns! Saturday night, June 26, at 11:30 PM EST, 10:30 PM CST, the CW Network and SNW present a 90 minute edition of The Main Event! Check your local listing for the local CW channel in your area.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"Shitlist" screeches over the sound system, as S.T. Strickler is greeted from the backstage area with a chorus of hate. He already has a chair in his hand ready to go, as the fans soak him with boos while he struts to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is the third Cage of Death qualifying match and it is a Thumbtacks, Ladders, and Chairs match. The winner of this match needs to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase that entitles you to a spot in Cage of Death later tonight. Making his way to the ring first from Winchester, Virginia. Weighing in at 180 lbs., "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

Strickler goes through the middle ropes and pounds the steel chair with his fist while he casts his gaze skyward at the briefcase above him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
One of the most unique matches we see almost every year at 4 Up is the takeoff on TLC, this acronym being Thumbtacks, Ladders, and Chairs.

JASON MARTEL
And for my money it's the better version. Thumbtacks hurt like a you know what when they puncture you.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That they do indeed Jason. I have no doubt that this match will be gruesome just because of who is in it. You've got three people with a long standing grudge.

JASON MARTEL
Including this star in the ring right now, you can't tell me Strickler doesn't have the tools to get this done tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I won't even try to because I think he can. I think everyone in this match can.

JASON MARTEL
Wow, what a very Mike Doocy-like statement you just made there.

"Badstreet USA" begins to play over the PA, and the fans keep their booing up but for a moment nothing is there to boo. Then stumbling onto the aisle is Danny Palis, who appears to be carrying a bottle of Woodford Reserve in his left hand and a bass guitar in his right. Stomping his cowboy boots on his way to the ring, he has barely one eye open and hasn't shaved in a couple weeks.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponents first from Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 225 lbs., "The Sahara Reign" Danny Palis!

Palis slides under the bottom rope as he does not appear like he can navigate the other ropes. He stands up, bottle of whiskey still in hand as he takes another swig off of it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I think Danny Palis has started celebrating a bit too early, he's already drinking whiskey.

JASON MARTEL
Hell, I had four crown and cokes before noon today. What's wrong with having something to drink?

MARK FOLLOWILL
No, but you didn't have to prepare for a hardcore type match. Granted, working with you sometimes makes me feel like I've been hit several times by a sledgehammer but still.

JASON MARTEL
This coming from the man who once puked off the Gordietorium's roof.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That never happened.

JASON MARTEL
The Hell it didn't, someone find that footage back in the truck for me.

"Don't Wait" comes over the sound systems, and the fans cheer as Levetation comes out from the back to the adulation of the fans. He extends both hands as he walks down the aisle, and the fans slap hands with him excitedly as he makes his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation!

Levetation holds outside the ring, as Strickler and Palis both look like hungry jackals inside the ring. Strickler slowly swings the chair like a major league batter preparing to take some cuts.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Strickler and Levetation have had their vast differences ever since both started here, and something tells me that I doubt they are going to set it aside for a cup of tea in this match.

JASON MARTEL
You damn right, Strickler is going to use this as an excuse to get another shot at Levetation. He's got some brutal weapons at his disposal, and you know he will bring them all.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No doubt about that, and I'm sure Levetation will not just roll over like a dog. He's going to fight because he's got a great chance to win this thing.

JASON MARTEL
Not with Strickler standing in his way.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You don't think Palis has any involvement in this?

JASON MARTEL
I think he's got a great involvement in this match, he could win it too.

"Always" booms over the speakers, and Syco Boy walks out to a cacophony of cheers from the back. He carefully walks down the aisle, associating with various ringside fans.

MONICA DELUCA
From Clayton, North Carolina. Weighing in at 233 lbs., Syco Boy!

Syco joins Levetation at ringside, and they shake hands and pat themselves on the shoulder. Syco points something out, and then points to the briefcase with a nod of the head.

MARK FOLLOWILL
These two have become fast friends here in the company, teaming up to take on their common foe of the Enforcers of Pain.

JASON MARTEL
Where's Benson when you need him?

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's getting ready for the All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational later on, so it looks like if Strickler wants to get somewhere he's going to have to do it himself instead of hiding behind his bodyguard.

JASON MARTEL
You've seen Benson, isn't he someone you'd like to hide behind?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well yes if I am trying to hide.

JASON MARTEL
OK then, my point is made.

"The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler vs. "The Sahara Reign" Danny Palis vs. Levetation vs. Syco Boy: Thumbtacks, Ladder, and Chairs match

As the bell rings Levetation enters the ring while Syco goes under the ring. Levetation meets the charging Strickler and his chair, ducking the attempted chair shot but running right into a clothesline from Palis that slows him down quite quickly. Syco pops up from under the ring and has a ladder in his hands. He goes into the ring, and throws the ladder at Strickler who has the chair driven back into his face via the force of the ladder sending him into the mat. Syco lifts up half of the ladder, and throws it down a few times before Palis comes over and nails Syco in the back with a clubbing forearm. He locks Syco in a headlock, and shoots him off into the ropes. Palis ducks, but Syco stops and kicks him in the face and Palis reacts badly, turning away holding the area of his freshly kicked face. Syco grabs his ladder again, and charges Palis' back, colliding with him and sending Palis sprawling through the ropes and to the outside with a harsh SMACK! Syco set up the ladder in the middle of the ring, and begins to try and scale it to the briefcase. Strickler, seeing this, grabs his chair and rushes over to where Syco is climbing the ladder and smashes the chair into his side, sending Syco off the ladder onto the mat. The ladder falls into the ropes as Syco crashes and burns, lying on the mat in pain. Levetation comes in with a swinging neckbreaker, sending Strickler to the mat once again. Levetation picks up the chair, and flings it to the outside, inadvertently hitting Palis right square in the head and sending him falling again as the fans laugh at the sight.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Syco tried to end this thing early with an attempt up the ladder, but Strickler ruined that with a well placed chair shot.

JASON MARTEL
We've got a long way to go here Mark, it's going to take a lot more than that to get this match to end.

Levetation goes back and meets Strickler with a punch, then takes him to the mat with a forceful sidewalk slam. Levetation rolls Strickler over, and locks in a Camel Clutch stretching the neck of Strickler to the point of severe pain. Levetation shouts over his shoulder as Syco is getting to his feet. Syco nods, bounces off the ropes twice, and drills Strickler right in the face with his two boot soles in a dropkick. Levetation lets go of the submission as Strickler's head falls to the mat. Palis has climbed back in the ring, and tries to hit the two with a chair, missing wildly. Levetation kicks him in the gut, forcing him to drop the chair and Syco bounces off the ropes again and blasts Palis in the face with a diving forearm. Palis goes to the canvas, while Syco whispers something into the ear of Levetation. They both grin, as Syco goes to the turnbuckle and Levetation grabs the freshly dropped chair and drags Palis to the turnbuckle parallel with the one Syco just climbed. Levetation delivers another kick to the stomach of Palis to keep him down. He then holds the chair tantalizing in front of Palis' face, as the fans all get to their feet. Syco stands on the top and poses for a moment, before leaping off and drilling the chair directly into Palis' face with the Flying Syco to the great amusement of the fans. Palis' face is crushed against the chair, as he looks dazed and out of it. The chair Syco slammed into his head now sports a noticeable dent in it from where feet met steel met skull. The fans are chanting after the move

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME![/move]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well if Palis wasn't already brain damaged from the large liquor intake he's had in his years so far he's definitely got some now. That Flying Syco had to kill some brain cells.

JASON MARTEL
What a cheap shot these two have done. This is supposed to be every man for himself, not some sort of team effort.

Syco and Levetation look at Strickler, who is still struggling to recover from the dropkick. They both look up at the briefcase, and lock eyes. They shake hands, and begin to circle the ring to face off with each other. They lock up, and Syco gains the early advantage with a belly to belly suplex sending Levetation flying in the air. Levetation stands up, and Syco goes for a super kick but Levetation grabs his leg, spins him around, and hits a northern light's suplex that sends shockwaves up and down Syco's spine. Levetation gets up and goes for the ladder that is leaned up against the ropes but Strickler grabs him from behind and hits him with an inverted atomic drop that sends Levetation grabbing for his man parts. Strickler lands a swift clothesline to the back of Levetation's head, sending him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Strickler then grab's the ladder himself, and sets it up in the middle under the briefcase. As he goes to climb it, Syco meets him with the dented steel chair. He slams it forcefully into the back of Stricler, who winces and is moved from the ladder. Syco lands another shot, and tosses the now useless chair aside. He slides outside, and goes under the ring. This time, however, he comes up with a chair that apparently has thumbtacks attached to the flat side. He slides back in and tries to take a wild swing at Strickler, however, somehow Palis has recovered and scaled the turnbuckle and upon Syco's re-entry into the ring he landed a flying dropkick which sent the chair right back in the face of Syco. Syco went down, and Palis took advantage by going up the ladder Strickler set up in the middle of the ring. He got to the top, but then halted when he saw Strickler ascending the other side. With both men on top of the ladder, both Strickler and Palis start delivering punches to each other, trying to send their opponent tumbling from the ladder. However, Levetation has a chair in hand and gets to the top rope. He jumps off the top rope, with the chair in front of him and drop kicks the chair into the ladder. The ladder wobbles, then falls over sending Strickler to the outside and Palis' head slamming on the top turnbuckle and to the canvas again as the fans cheer wildly.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It looked like Strickler or Palis were going to come away with this match, however Levetation came off the top with the drop kicked chair and sent both men flying.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not sure how that idiot Levetation rebounded but I can guarantee he won't win this match.

Levetation is somewhat shaken up from the drop kick, however Syco has slid outside the ring and reached under the ring apron for a new torture device. This time, he comes up with an ominous black bag that sends a cheer throughout the crowd. Syco comes back into the ring, and as Levetation looks on with horror Syco dumps out all the thumbtacks, thousand and thousands of them, onto the area right under the briefcase as the crowd enjoys every second of it. Syco shakes the back for any stragglers, and promptly goes back outside. He reaches under the ring, and gets ANOTHER back of tacks. He comes back in the ring, and begins to pour these out from their cloth case as well. The area around the briefcase where one would have to be to claim victory is now coated in a thick layer of thumbtacks. Syco walks over to the ladder, and out of desperation Levetation clubs him with a stiff forearm and lays Syco flat on the ladder. Levetation grabs the head of Syco, and begins to slam it on the cold steel of the ladder over and over and over. Syco staggers after the beating is finished, and Levetation grabs him looking to executed Levetated. However, Palis has grabbed the thumbtacked chair and drills Levetation in the back, thumbtacks sticking in the back of Levetation causing him to let go of Syco. Palis yanks the thumbtacks out very undelicately, and slams Levetation again. Levetation is bent over at the waist holding his back, while Palis shoves his head between his legs. He jerks Levetation up on his shoulders, and throws Levetation straight down in a power bomb onto the thumbtacks. They puncture all over Levetation's body, coating the back of his biceps and into his back with what must be a searing pain. Palis grabs Levetation and slides him forcefully out of the ring, dragging even more thumbtacks onto his torso as Palis sends him out of the ring. Not satisfied with what he sees, Palis goes out through the ropes and procures another bag of thumbtacks. He rolls back under the ropes, and starts unleashing the new bag of tacks to replace the ones now embedded in the anatomy of Levetation.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This has turned into a brutal war, with Levetation being the first to spend some time in Tackville.

JASON MARTEL
Levetation was just turned into a bigger pin cushion than Lindsey Lohan's front bottom has been since she turned 18.

Right as Levetation was thrown out of the ring by Palis, Strickler regained his own senses after being thrown off the ladder a bit earlier. He lands a couple kicks on the incapacitated Levetation, as he tries to cover up to protect himself from any more punishment. Strickler then slides in, but is met by Syco with a diving cross body sending him to the mat. Strickler gets back up as Syco goes to grab the ladder. Strickler charges Syco, but he whips the ladder he is grasping right in the way of Strickler sending him resoundingly to the mat. Syco then begins to slam Strickler with the ladder, before he pauses and looks behind him at the thumbtacks. Seeing Palis out of the corner of his eye, he quickly breaks off and runs the ladder into the standing body of Palis like a battering ram sending the hunk of metal into his chest and sending his body down to the mat. Syco then turns his attention back to Strickler, who is now woozily standing on his feet. Syco grabs him and backs him over to the thumbtack area to the delight of the fans. He shoves Strickler's head between his legs, and lifts his legs to be parallel with his body. The fans are on their feet, as Syco jumps and falls forward landing the Syco Clash on Strickler straight into the tacks! Strickler's torso is driven into the tacks, as the fans are going ballistic. Strickler is agonizing and grimacing in pain, as Syco rolls over and leaves him lying coughing and bleeding from the multitude of tacks now apart of his body. Syco gets up and shakes off some tacks, and then goes and grabs the ladder that was pinning Palis in the corner. He sets the ladder up under the case, and begins to climb. He gets to the top, and stands at the top with both hands on the case. All of a sudden Palis bursts out of the corner and pushes the ladder out from under Syco. Instead of falling however, Syco is hanging from the briefcase spinning around trying to unhook it. The fans are in awe of this feat, as flashbulbs go off. Palis sees his effort has failed, and quickly sets the ladder back in place and grabs the thumbtacked chair laying by the apron. He musters all of his strength and hurls the chair right into Syco's head, causing Syco to let go of the briefcase and crash down onto the thumbtacks on the mat. Syco writhes in pain as the thumbtacks puncture him at all points of his body. Palis sets up the ladder right over the now prone body of Syco. He climbs up the ladder, as we see Levetation trying to get back in. Right as Levetation gets to the base of the ladder, Palis gets to the top. As Levetation is climbing the ladder, Palis unhooks the briefcase and ends the match to the dejection of Levetation half up the ladder.

Winner: Danny Palis

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, "The Sahara Reign" Danny Palis!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It looked like Syco had this match all wrapped up. However, Palis throws the chair with thumbtacks at Syco and he falls without the briefcase and lands square on a bed of tacks. Palis then scampers up the ladder, and becomes entrant number three into tonight's Cage of Death.

JASON MARTEL
I knew it! Drunk and all, Danny Palis is going to move onto the main event! Boston must be going crazy right now.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it's not like the Red Sox are worth a damn this year so I guess this degenerate alcoholic is all they have.

JASON MARTEL
What do you think the entire city is made up of Mark?

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's a very good point. All of the competitors faced the thumbtacks at some point in time, and Syco probably got the worst of it.

JASON MARTEL
What a genius idea by Palis bringing in the new bag of tacks to make sure Syco stayed down. He made sure he could gain victory here tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well a brutal match to say the least, but in the end Danny Palis can have his next few drinks in celebration as he becomes the third new comer into Cage of Death tonight.[/b]

The shot switches into the Perfect World locker room as Tyler Guevara is wiping his bloody face with a white towel. Matt Margera is standing there, shaking his head as Wench and Andy Lionheart make last minute preparations for their match.

TYLER GUEVARA
Matt, I'm sorry I let you down...

MATT MARGERA
Don't... Don't say a damn word right now. How you could allow Versus Vince to get one up on you once again baffles me. But the Perfect World has a chance to redeem itself. Wench, Andy, I don't care which one of you wins the Light Tube Deathmatch. Just be sure to finish off James Jackson and Chris P. Then may the best member win. In fact, to ensure that someone from the Perfect World enters the Cage of Death, I will be leading you two out to ringside. Now let's go, because our match is next.[/center]

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Earlier folks if you saw the Barbed Wire match, we saw Vincent Matthews getting his ankle absolutely abused by the eventual winner of the match Tyler Straven. I'm being told Brenda Price is standing by backstage in the training room, and that she has an update for us on the condition of the former Texas Champion. Brenda?

The scene switches from the ringside area to the backstage setup. We see the training room, which has a pair of tables in it. Brenda Price is holding a microphone standing in front and between the two tables.

BRENDA PRICE
Thanks Mark. I spoke with the trainer during the last match, and he said ever since Vincent Matthews had to leave the match he had been trying to work on his previously injured ankle after the substantial damage it sustained. Matthews has since left the arena, and is going to a local San Antonio hospital for further treatment. The trainer, however, told me that it looks like Matthews ankle is badly broken in at least two places from what he could tell. The ankle was swollen very badly, and the hospital visit was voluntary because of possible ligament, tendon, or muscle damage that could not be diagnosed here at the arena.

Also, from speaking with the trainer he noted that Matthews was very reserved and quiet during this process. He did not seem to want to talk much, and the trainer said that he had a very distant look in his eyes. Mark and Jason, if this report is true then there's no telling what exactly the mental state of Vincent Matthews is at this point. However, I can report that Matthews has indeed suffered a broken ankle at the least tonight at the hands of Tyler Straven. Back to you.

MARK BISHOP
Thank you for that report Brenda. You've got to wonder what something like this could do to the psyche of Vincent Matthews. This was his return match, and he obviously had high expectations that I'm sure were not met tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Oh without a doubt. I guess we will have to see, there's no real telling at this point.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well we here at the broadcast table send out our hopes that Vincent Matthews had indeed a speedy recovery. No matter who it is, injuries in this business are never good and we certainly hope this is not as severe as originally thought.

"Amazing Disgrace" begins to play over the PA, and the gravelly tones of Johnny Cash speaks over the speakers.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

As these words are said, Wench and Andy Lionheart come out from the back with Matt Margera accompanying them. Margera is swinging his cane as the trio walks in lockstep down the aisle while the fans boo them out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is the fourth qualifying match for Cage of Death, and it is a Light Tube Deathmatch scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied to the ring by Matt Margera. Representing the Perfect World, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Wench and "The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart and Wench both climb into the ring, as the referee gives Margera a stiff warning as he stands on the outside. Margera simply shakes his cane at him and takes his position on the outside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Another popular match from the first 4 Up in 2008, the Light Tube Deathmatch, returns this year. It also brings along with it the Devil's Bunk Beds. Two tables stacked on top of each other, with light tubes attached to them by barbed wire.

JASON MARTEL
This has got to be my favorite match of the year Mark, I love the Light Tube Deathmatch. It's so brutal, so horrendous, and always provides us with a great match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No doubt about that partner, and when it comes to Wench and Andy Lionheart their best asset is the man at ringside. Matt Margera might be able to provide his Perfect World cohorts with an advantage to give them what they need.

JASON MARTEL
Not like they are going to need it, but an insurance policy is always nice to have.

"Kashmir" slowly begins to play over the sound systems, as the fans boo the arrival of James Jackson from the backstage area. Jackson walks out stoically, and ignores the pure hatred of the fans around him.

MONICA DELUCA
From Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 220 lbs., "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

Jackson climbs through the ropes and poses on the turnbuckle silently. He stares out over the pessimistic crowd, who are continuing the verbal assault.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Last year's 4 Up Champion, James Jackson has positioned himself as a anti-hardcore icon. Not feeling the need for weapons, he relies solely on his wrestling training to get him through matches.

JASON MARTEL
And such a respectable man he is for it. He doesn't need to go below his own respect level to experience success.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But at the same time the name of the game is violence. Tonight is a night of blood, gore, and destruction.

JASON MARTEL
All of which Jackson can do without using weapons. He doesn't need to use petty violence items, he can do it with his own two hands.

"Ole!" blares over the PA system, and the fans cheer as Chris P. walks out to a huge ovation. He stares at the crowd for a moment in amazement, before walking down the aisle slapping hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
From Clifton, New Jersey. Weighing in at 255 lbs., Chris P.!

Chris goes through the middle ropes, and gives each of his competitors a glance with angry eyes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris P. comes into this match with a couple of disadvantages. His good friend Jack Clinton has a Texas Title match later in the night, and he is the lowest experienced man in this match. Not only that, he's got the reigning 4 Up winner across the ring from him.

JASON MARTEL
I give Chris P. a good, actually I give Chris P. no chance to win this match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's awfully harsh don't you think?

JASON MARTEL
Just shut up and call the match asshole.

Wench vs. "The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart vs. "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson vs. Chris P.: Light Tube Deathmatch

James Jackson goes directly after Chris P. as the bell rings, tackling him and trying to lock in a quick armbar while Matt Margera hands both Lionheart and Wench a light tube from under the ring. They walk over together to the two downed people, and smash each one of them with their light tube. Lionheart catches Chris in his exposed torso, while Wench vaporizes a tube wrapping it around Jackson's side and back. Jackson breaks the armbar, as Chris grabs for his gut as the little shards of the tube cover him in a slight dust cloud. Wench and Lionheart both start putting the boots to Chris, kicking him in the stomach as he tries to crawl to the turnbuckle and get out of the line of fire from their feet. Jackson gets back on his feet, and clubs Wench from behind sending her to the outside. He goes through the ropes after her, leaving Lionheart and Chris in the ring. On the outside, Jackson throttles Wench with a vicious German suplex that leaves her grabbing for her lower back. Jackson pounces, locking in an STF wrenching her neck and driving his knee into the previously afflicted back. Matt Margera sees this, and quickly retrieves another light tube from ringside. He raises it high above his head while sprinting over to where Jackson and Wench are locked up. He brings the light tube down with a brutal force on Jackson's back and head, breaking the hold and forcing Jackson to roll over on his back grimacing in pain from the attack. Margera checks on Wench, as the fans boo the assault, and then gets her back in the ring. Right as Wench re-enters the ring, Chris landes a high angle press slam sending Lionheart through the air and down on his chest bouncing a couple of inches off the canvas as he clutches his chest in agony.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera unfairly interjects himself in this match, but it backfires as now Wench is all alone in the ring with Chris P.

JASON MARTEL
She can handle it, that oaf won't know what hit him when it's all said and done.

Wench walks up to Chris, and open palm slaps him across the face as the crowd yells "OOOOOOOOOOOOO." Chris chuckles a bit, and then lands a big boot right to the face of Wench flooring her as the fans cheer. She springs back up, but Chris quickly grabs her left arm, powerfully pulls her towards him and then clotheslines her right across the throat with all manner of force. Chris goes for a cover ONE...TW... and not even a two count as Wench's shoulder shoots up right close to Chris' ear. He grabs her by the hair, dragging her up to her feet as she beats on his arms trying to get him to release his grip. He thrusts her up on his shoulders, looking to land a power slam. However, Lionheart lands a vicious super kick to the jaw of Chris, sending Chris backwards. Wench lands on top of Chris, and the referee starts counting a pin ONE...TWO... but only a two count as Chris forcefully pushes Wench off from across him. Lionheart and Wench start kicking at Chris, but Jackson slides back into the ring and lands a Yakuza kick to the back of Lionheart's head. He clotheslines Wench, and then grabs Chris bringing him back to his feet. Chris drives his fist into Jackson's solar plexis, but Jackson responds with a knee to the gut, hooks him up and throws Chris down with an STO. He drags Chris over to the turnbuckles, and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Jackson climbs up the turnbuckles, and looks ready to deliver a Superplex. Lionheart has rolled outside the ring, and grabs one of the single light tubes sitting at ringside. He sprints up the ring steps and bashes Jackson in the head, sending him back first to the mat as Chris sits dazed. Lionheart stands in front of Chris, and jumps for a moonsault. However, Chris catches him in mid jump and slams him down onto the prone Jackson in a power bomb. Lionheart is laid across Jackson, and Chris goes for a pin on both of them ONE...TWO...T and only a near fall as Wench comes in and breaks up the fall.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris P. lands a power bomb that drills Lionheart and Jackson at the same time, but Wench saves the match keeping her chances alive.

JASON MARTEL
Of course she did, the current Von Erich Memorial champ knows what she is doing Mark.

Wench yells at her husband Margera outside the ring, and he quickly hops to attention. She screams at him something inaudible to the crowd over their noise, but he understands it perfectly clear. With her back to the ring, Chris sneaks up behind her and locks in a sleeper hold. Wench starts to fade slowly, eventually falling to her knees from the lack of blood. Chris then flips her on his shoulder, and lands a running power slam that shakes the canvas and Wench's spine. Margera slides in his creation, two light tubes bundled together in an X shape by barbed wire in the middle. Jackson in the mean time has tied up with Chris, and they are exchanging blows. Lionheart has gotten his hands on the light tube contraption. He drops it right behind Chris, who doesn't notice. Jackson lands a quick uppercut that spends Chris right into Lionheart, who lifts him up off the ground and slams Chris back first into a Spinebuster onto the two light tubes. There's a sick crunch, as Chris's back arches in the air on contact with the barbed wire and light tubes. Lionheart charges Jackson, attempting a spear but Jackson gets out of the way and lands a Northern Lights suplex into a pinning combination ONE...TWO...THR... and Wench barely breaks up the pin by breaking another light tube across the stomach of Jackson. Wench then goes for a pin as well ONE...TWO...THR... and almost a three count but Jackson barely gets his shoulder up in time to prevent the three count. Chris is up, and tries to clothesline Wench but she gets out of the way. Lionheart is also up, and attempts a superkick to try and send down Chris but Chris ducks as Wench wheels around and receives the kick from her stable mate as the crowd cheers that move. Chris goes for another cover ONE...TWO... TH... and only a two count as Lionheart breaks up the pin attempt that he caused.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Dissension in the ranks of the Perfect World, as Lionheart just super kicked Wench and almost got a win for Chris P.

JASON MARTEL
That was clearly an accident, he was a coward and let a female take his punishment for him.

Wench has gotten up rubbing her jaw, and she is letting Lionheart have it. She's yelling at him with a loud scream, and Lionheart is starting to get angry as he tries to defend himself from her verbal rounds. Margera has come over to that side of the ring, and is trying to assist them in working this conflict out. They completely ignore him, obsessed in their own tiff. The yelling has increased, and it sounds like a trailer park edition of COPS in the ring now as the crowd continues to egg the two on. Jackson and Chris have gotten behind the two, and they both execute roll ups at the same time. The referee is slapping the canvas with both hands ONE...TWO...THR... but Margera pulls the referee out of the ring under the ropes by his arms and breaks up the count right as it looked like it could all be over. Margera's back is to the ring as the referee is now yelling at him, but Chris grabs Margera by the hair and brings him up on the apron. He delivers a right cross to the face of Margera, and the fans cheer as he falls off the apron and the referee steps over him on his way back into the ring. Chris exits the ring upon the referee's return, and reaches under the ring. He pulls out with both of his arms the two tables needed to construct the Devil's Bunk Beds. The crowd's cheers pick up as he unfolds the legs, and stacks the two tables in the ominous formation. He re-enters the ring, and finds Wench all alone backed up on the bottom of the turnbuckle. He walks over to her, with a sadistic smile on his face. She puts her hands out, trying to get him to back off and walk back away. He grabs her with both hands around the neck, and carries her over to in front of the ropes where the Bunk Beds are set up on the outside. He lifts her up in the air, and looks prepared to throw her unceremoniously into the evil creation. Lionheart however has a light tube sled into him by Margera, who has recovered from the punch, and quickly bashed Chris from behind with it. He drops Wench in front of the ropes as he falls forward from the weapon shot.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris P. almost broke out this match's most sadistic feature, however Andy Lionheart made up for his earlier transgression by saving his Perfect World partner from an unflattering fate.

JASON MARTEL
That neanderthal Chris P. deserved that, what is he thinking trying to throw a champion of the caliber of Wench into that monstrosity!

Lionheart goes to attack Chris, but Jackson intercepts him and starts to beat on him. Wench gets up, and jumps on Jackson's back trying to lock in a sleeper hold but Jackson violently shakes forward and flips her over his head and back first onto the mat. He then catches Lionheart charging into him, and flips him over his head in a German suplex that would make Kurt Angle stand up and take notice. He then makes a cover on Lionheart ONE...TWO...THR...NO as Chris recovers and breaks the pin attempt up. Frustrated, Jackson brings up Lionheart and puts him on his shoulders ready for the Throat Cutter. However, Wench crawls on her knees under Jackson and delivers a swift low blow right between his legs. Jackson goes down, and Lionheart is freed from his grasp. Lionheart and Wench get together and look ready to team up on Jackson, however all of a sudden a disturbance is noticed in the crowd. The cameras catch Alex Daniels streaking through the crowd and hopping the rail before anyone can stop him. He hits the ring, and drops Lionheart with a drop kick getting him out of the way. Wench looks horrified, however Daniels doesn't wait as he grabs Wench and quickly hits her with the Thunderbolt in the middle of the ring. Margera sees this and quickly hits the ring, running at Daniels who sprints to the ropes and slides under. He keeps his pace all the way to the back, with Margera tearing after him. Lionheart has recovered from the drop kick, and is staring both at the downed Wench and the scene that just unfolded between Margera and Daniels. Chris grabs Lionheart by the shoulder, spins him around, and gets him up on his shoulders into power bomb position. He walks over to the ropes, and hoists Lionheart over the ropes and throws him down in a power bomb through the Devil's Bunk Beds. Lionheart crashes through the structure, shattering the light tubes and getting entangled in the barbed wire while sending pieces of table through the air. Chris is soaking in the crowd's massive cheers, when Jackson sneaks up behind Chris and quickly rolls him up with his hands on a fistful of tights ONE...TWO...THREE! The bell rings and the fans instantly start to boo as Jackson rolls out of the ring past the carcasses of both Lionheart and the Devil's Bunk Beds before Chris can realize what just happened.

Winner: James Jackson

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
So much chaos at the end of that match, and out of all of it James Jackson emerges as the final participant for Cage of Death.

JASON MARTEL
Just shows you why he is last year's winner, and one of the most deserving participants in this entire company!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Quickly let's go over what happened. First Alex Daniels snuck in through the crowd and hit Wench with the Thunderbolt. Then Matt Margera chased him from ringside. In all THAT chaos, Chris P. was able to send Andy Lionheart crashing through the Devil's Bunk Beds on the outside of the ring. However, a quick roll up and handful of tights gets the Modern Day Hero access into the main event tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Talk about keeping his head level. Jackson didn't get caught up in the action, made a calm and calculated decision, and now he's getting a chance to repeat as 4 Up Champion.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Still though Jason, it's not good ethics to grab the tights in any match even if it is a match of this brutal stature.

JASON MARTEL
This isn't a courtroom jackass, this is a wrestling ring. So while you use your skirt to turn the pages of an ethics book, learn from James Jackson how to compete in the ring and get the job done no matter what.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well regardless of my feelings, the field for Cage of Death is set. It will be Versus Vince, Danny Palis, Tyler Straven, and James Jackson to compete for all the marbles tonight in the hellacious chamber that is our main event tonight.[/b][/center]

[Hollywood]

Now that the Light Tube Deathmatch has concluded, we see the ring crew working feverishly to clean the ringside area up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
While our fearless and tireless ring crew clean up the mess from t he Light Tube Deathmatch, let's take a look at the big match up coming up next. "The Dream" Chris Angel puts the Texas Heavyweight Title on the line against his close friend, Jack Clinton.

JASON MARTEL
Fozzywill, the last time these two did battle, it was to determine the #1 contender for the Texas Heavyweight Title. Angel won that match, and went on to defeat Vincent Matthews for the belt at WrestleStock II in the first ever Lucifer's Last Stand Match. Now they do battle once again, but like I said earlier, I predict that these two will beat each other so bad that we'll never have to hear from them again.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Be that as it may, it's time to hear from both the challenger and champion. First, we'll send it to Bob Sturm, who's standing by with Jack Clinton. Then we'll take it to Misty Crawford, who's standing by with Chris Angel.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the 4 Up banner, where Bob Sturm is standing by with Clinton.

BOB STURM
Alright, I am, uhh, standing by with the, uhhh, #1 contender to the Texas Heavyweight Championship, Jack Clinton. Now Jack, you and Chris Angel, who is the current Texas Heavyweight Champion, have quite a history together. I remember when you were obsessed with the dark arts and black magic. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, I think you may have been a member of Swingers For Satan. But all that aside, you and Angel...

Clinton, who's rather annoyed by the Sturminator, grabs the mic out of Sturm's hand, then grabs him by the head and throws him down to the floor. He shouts "Get the hell out of here!" then turns his attention back to the camera, mic in hand.

JACK CLINTON
Chris Angel, I'm going to make this short and sweet. We've been great friends for a long time, and I hope that doesn't change after tonight. Because tonight, I have the chance to finally win the Texas Heavyweight Championship. I finally have the chance to grab that brass ring. And unfortunately, you are standing in my way. If I have to take you outside the Empire Theatre and have you run over by someone's car to win the title, then I will do that. I don't think I'll have to resort to that because I have the ability to beat you myself with my bare hands. But at the same time, you know that I'll resort to any means that may be necessary if I am pushed into using those means. Angel, shine that belt up extra pretty for me tonight, because I'm taking it to the hotel with me after the show.

The shot switches over to outside Chris Angel's locker room, with Misty Crawford standing by with Chris Angel in front of the locker room door. Angel is holding his Texas Championship belt over his shoulder. The Bad Blood Title is conspicuous by it's absence. Keep in mind that it's sitting on the timekeeper's table for the end of 4 Up.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm here with the Texas Heavyweight Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel. Chris, ever since last summer, you had successfully defended the Bad Blood Championship, turning away every challenger to come after your Bad Blood Title. Now, you hope to do the same as Texas Heavyweight Champion. You've already turned away the challenge of James Jackson, and now, you must face your good friend, Jack Clinton, one more time.

CHRIS ANGEL
That's right, Misty. As we all know, last time Jack Clinton and I faced off, the #1 contendership was on the line. I won that match, then went on to defeat Vincent Matthews for the Texas Heavyweight Title. Now I've heard Jack throw out every excuse in the book, and yes, there were times that Jack was being dealt a raw deal. But Jack, you need to get the fuck over yourself! I'm going to tell you this right now because I care about you as a friend, and real friends tell each other the truth. I'm going to tell you a tale of two basketball teams that I know the fans here in San Antonio will appreciate. On one hand, we have the Dallas Mavericks. On the other, we have the San Antonio Spurs. Both teams have the talent to beat any team on any given night, and both teams have championship caliber talent. However, there is one major difference... well, actually two. One, the Spurs have won the NBA Championship. Two, the Spurs don't make excuses if they get beat. They suck it up and come back swinging harder than ever the next time around. Meanwhile, you have the Mavericks, who while they may have a case for getting screwed over, instead of playing harder the next time around, they just keep crying in hopes that someone will make things go their way. Now Jack, after I beat you tonight, are you going to be like the Mavericks? Or are you going to be like the Spurs?

Shot fades out and into the Empire Theatre as we see the throng of fans packed inside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Strong words from the champion as we're ready for the Texas Championship match.

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits over the PA system, prompting all the lights to go out as the crowd lets out a big pop. Sixteen seconds into the song, white lights flash throughout the Empire Theatre as Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain and walks down the steps off of the Empire Theatre stage, making his way down to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Back in April, Jack Clinton was challenged by James Jackson to put his Balance of Power briefcase on the line. Clinton accepted the challenge, and outsmarted Jackson in the process.

JASON MARTEL
You mean he screwed Jackson in the process.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No, outsmarted. Jackson only signed to wrestle Clinton for the briefcase, not the actual contract that Clinton cashed in and had Angel agree to sign for this match-up tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Well what goes around comes around, that's what I've got to say about that.

Clinton enters the ring as the lights come back on to normal and his music dies down. "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits over the PA system, and the crowd continues to cheer as Chris Angel, wearing his Texas Championship around his waist, appears from behind the curtain. Angel tilts his head toward the fans and flashes a grin in appreciation of their support as he makes his way down to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Earlier, Chris Angel compared Jack Clinton to the Dallas Mavericks, who always find an excuse for why they don't win.

JASON MARTEL
And for once I agree with the Texas Heavyweight Champion. All Jack Clinton does is cry about how the Sports Nutz paid off crooked referees to help out Vincent Matthews.

MARK FOLLOWILL
As much as I don't like Vincent Matthews, I do have to take Clinton to task for his comments about the referees. The refs here hate Vincent Matthews more than these fans, so I doubt they would go out of their way to help Matthews and screw Clinton over in the process. And unlike you, Jason, I've had the courage to tell Jack Clinton what I thought to his face instead of trying to hide behind the broadcast booth.

JASON MARTEL
Well bully for you, then!

Angel slides under the ropes and into the ring, walking over to the furthest turnbuckle away from him and climbing said turnbuckle. He takes off his championship belt and holds it up in the air with his right hand while beating the left side of his chest with his left hand. He climbs down the turnbuckle and hands the Texas Championship belt over to referee Rick Maynard as his music dies down.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs... Jack Clinton!

The crowd cheers as Clinton raises his hand, acknowledging the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent... from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas and weighing 280 lbs... he is the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... "The Dream" Chris Angel!

Angel raises his hand as the crowd cheers him on as well. The ref shows the belt to Clinton, then shows it to Angel. The ref holds the belt up in the air before signaling for the bell as the match gets underway.

Texas Heavyweight Championship
Chris Angel (c) vs Jack Clinton

Angel and Clinton take some time to circle the ring, feeling each other out for a moment. Clinton goes for a double leg takedown, but Angel stays his ground, wrestling Clinton to the mat. Clinton manages to escape and backs up as he and Angel circle the ring once more. Now Angel goes for a double leg takedown, and Clinton overpowers him, clubbing him in the back as Angel gets out just in time. Angel and Clinton nod their heads as they go to tie up, jockeying for position. They grapple their way around the ring as Angel backs Clinton up in the corner, but Clinton turns Angel around while still in the grapple, backing Angel up against the corner. Referee Rick Maynard calls for a break, and Clinton backs off, only to nail Angel in the face with a back elbow.

JASON MARTEL
Don't know why the referee bothered to order a clean break from Jack Clinton now that Sports Nutz Wrestling has gone all TV 14.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I guess old habits are hard to break.

Clinton hiptosses Angel out of the corner, sending
Angel down to the mat. Clinton goes for a single leg lock, but Angel pushes Clinton off and down to the mat with his foot. Angel gets back up, but Clinton is back up as well and staggers Angel with a throat thrust, then kicks Angel in the midsection. Clinton follows up with a delayed vertical suplex, holding Angel up in the air for a good thirty seconds before slamming him down to the mat with the suplex.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton going for the early win! ONE... TWO... Chris Angel kicks out just before three.

JASON MARTEL
It's going to take more than that to wrest the Texas Championship off of Chris Angel.

Clinton goes to pick up Angel, but Angel fights back with punches to the midsection, then staggers Clinton backfirst into the ropes with an uppercut. Angel grabs Clinton and attempts to whip him to the other side of the ropes, but Clinton reverses the whip. Clinton ducks down as Angel rebounds off the ropes, but it's a moment too soon as Angel counters with a knee to the face that turns Clinton around as Angel follows up with a neckbreaker. Angel goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton kicks out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both men have kept it clean for the most part thus far.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, but we're only in the early stages of the match. It's only a matter of time before either Jack Clinton or Chris Angel does something to piss the other guy off, then the gloves will come off.

Before Clinton can get up, Angel locks him in an armbar. The ref asks Clinton if he wants to give up, but Clinton refuses. Clinton inches his way to the ropes, putting his leg over the ropes as Angel has to let go before the count of five.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And remember, as stated before on SNW.com, the five count for any part of the body being in the ropes is still in effect. However, instead of risking a disqualification, the referee has the authority to physically force a wrestler to break the hold after the count of five.

JASON MARTEL
Like that's going to work. The refs might as well wear a shirt that says "Please beat me up! Anything goes!"

Clinton gets back to his feet, but Angel hits him square in the face with a dropkick that only takes Clinton down to one knee. Angel peppers Clinton with a series of right hand jabs as Clinton fights his way back up. Angel backs up and goes for a clothesline, but Clinton catches him flush in the face with a straight right hand punch that knocks Angel down to the mat. The force of the punch is such that it causes Angel to roll out of the ring and to the floor. Clinton follows him outside the ring, holding onto the apron as he stomps Angel's back several times.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The match now spills to the outside.

JASON MARTEL
And this is where it's going to get uuuuggg-ly!

Clinton picks Angel up, slamming his head down on the ring apron. Clinton takes Angel and whips him hard into the security guard rail by the timekeeper's area, with Angel landing backfirst into the railing as he screams out in pain. Clinton takes off and charges at Angel, attempting a running big boot. But Angel sidesteps out of the way just in the nick of time as Clinton crotches himself on the guard rail. Angel proceeds to clothesline Clinton into the ringside crowd as the fans back up, cheering both men on, with some fans even patting Angel on the back. Angel punches away at Clinton's head as Clinton tries to pick himself up. Angel then grabs Clinton in a front face lock, attempting a DDT. But Clinton blocks the attempt and slips out of the front facelock. Clinton grabs Angel by the wrist, pushes him out then pulls him back in, knocking him down hard with a standing clothesline. Clinton shouts at the fans to clear out of the way, and they oblige as he picks Angel up and hoists him over his head in a military press. Clinton throws Angel down into several chairs with a gorilla press slam, destroying the chairs in the process as the fans cheer on at the carnage.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton may have just broken Chris Angel in half, and he doesn't give a damn!

JASON MARTEL
That's the attitude he has to take if he wants to become the Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Clinton asks a fan for his chair, and the fan obliges, handing Clinton said chair as Angel tries to get back up. Angel is up to one knee as Clinton throws the chair as hard as he can with much velocity, damn near taking Angel's head off as Angel falls back down to the floor. Clinton picks Angel up by the head and takes off running, holding Angel by the head as he tosses him over the barricade, back into the ringside area. Angel is up to his knees as Clinton takes the microphone cord and chokes Angel with the mic cord.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton didn't lie when he said he was going to do whatever it took to win the Texas Championship.

JASON MARTEL
Well, Clinton hasn't had to resort to taking Angel outside the building and throwing him into oncoming traffic just yet.

Clinton unwraps the cord off of Angel's throat, then picks up the mic and continuously rams it into Angel's head as microphone noise echoes throughout the Empire Theatre. Clinton tosses the mic aside as he picks Angel up and rolls him back into the ring. Angel, much like a lot of people tonight, is now busted wide open, showing that Clinton is indeed willing to do anything to become champion. Clinton hops up onto the apron and proceeds to climb up to the top turnbuckle as Angel slowly works his way back up to his feet. Clinton is up on the top turnbuckle, measuring Angel as he gets back up to his feet. Angel turns around, and Clinton comes flying off the top turnbuckle as he goes for a flying lariat. But Angel nails Clinton flush in the face with a big boot as Clinton falls down to the mat with such fierce velocity.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton may have just made a costly mistake as Chris Angel goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Clinton got the shoulder up just in the nick of time.

JASON MARTEL
Clinton barely stays alive, Fozzywill.

Angel picks Clinton up and brings him back down with a sidewalk slam into a pin as he hooks the leg. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Clinton barely gets the shoulder up once again. Angel picks Clinton up by the head and whips him into the corner. Angel backs up, then charges toward Clinton. Angel goes for a running clothesline into the corner, but Clinton sidesteps out of the way just in time as Angel crashes chest-first into the corner, falling down in a heap. Clinton picks Angel's upper body up and sets him down in a seated position in the corner, then proceeds to lay into him with a mudhole stomp, stomping away at Angel several times before backing up, running toward Angel and nailing him in the head with a running knee in the corner. Clinton picks Angel up and out of the corner, then whips him into the ropes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Angel off the ropes, and Clinton goes for a powerslam... no, Angel jumps up and over behind Clinton, turns him around and takes him down with a facebuster. This could do it! ONE... TWO... NO! Clinton kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
Neither man will stay down, Mark.

Angel picks Clinton up and whips him into the ropes. Clinton rebounds off the ropes and Angel goes for a clothesline, but Clinton tries to counter with a clothesline at the same time. The result is that both Clinton and Angel knock each other down and out, both men lying down on the mat, looking up at the lights with their eyes closed. Referee Rick Maynard goes to check on both men, even attempting to revive both men. When that doesn't work, he has no choice but to lay down the ten count...


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TE... Clinton sits up, breaking up the ref's count. Clinton seems to be out just a bit as he sits up, taking several breaths as Angel stirs about on the mat, trying to get himself up as his face is covered with the proverbial crimson mask. Both men fight their way back up to their feet. Angel charges at Clinton, but Clinton takes him down with a powerslam. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Angel barely gets the shoulder up as Clinton shakes his head in disbelief. He proceeds to pick Angel up, locking him in a front facelock. Clinton gives the cutthroat motion, signaling that this is it as he hoists Angel up in the air for looks to be a vertical suplex, but instead brings him down with a piledriver.

OOOOOOHHHHH!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Clinton Driver!

JASON MARTEL
New champion, Fozzywill!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... THR-NO!

JASON MARTEL
What the fu...

MARK FOLLOWILL
Stop right there, Martel!

JASON MARTEL
But we're on PPV!

MARK FOLLOWILL
So?!

The look on Clinton's face says it all as his mouth is wide open in shock. His eyes have that look of dismay, as if to say "What do I have to do to put him away?!" Clinton gets back up, picking Angel up by the head as he gets him in position, doubling Angel over. Clinton waves his arms off a la Scott Hall, signaling that this for sure will finish Angel off. Clinton hoists Angel up for the Three Story Hell Ride, but on the way down, Angel counters with a DDT!

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

MARK FOLLOWILL
DDT by Chris Angel!

JASON MARTEL
If he can just roll over and make the cover, he has this match won!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Angel with the cover now... ONE... TWO... THR-NO!

JASON MARTEL
How did Clinton kick out of that?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Having a big head probably helped him there when he got hit with that devastating DDT that would've put away anyone else.

Angel now has the look of dismay and disbelief on his face.

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Angel shakes his head and goes to pick Clinton up, but Clinton gouges Angel in the eyes. Clinton takes a moment, then takes Angel and whips him hard, backfirst, into the corner. Clinton backs up, then charges in after Angel, attempting to crash into Angel in the corner. But Angel sidesteps out of the way as Clinton crashes into the corner chest-first, causing him to stagger out of the corner when all of a sudden...

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel just caught Jack Clinton with a spear from out of nowhere!

JASON MARTEL
That's gotta do it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winner: Chris Angel

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and still SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a hard fought victory for Chris Angel, retaining his Texas Heavyweight Championship.

Chris Angel slowly picks himself up as the ref hands him his Texas Championship. Clinton is a bit slow to get up, holding his ribs. Angel puts down his belt and goes to help Clinton up, but Clinton pushes him away as the crowd instinctively boos. Angel picks up his belt, wondering what to do next as Clinton picks himself up, holding his ribs. Clinton shakes his head, obviously not pleased that he won the match. However, he realizes that the better man won tonight as he sticks his hand out to Chris Angel. Angel obliges and shakes Clinton's hand, and the two embrace in the middle of the ring, then hold each other's hands up in the air as "Stranglehold" plays over the PA and the crowd cheers the two men on.

[Hollywood]

The main riff of "Indestructible" by Disturbed plays as green lights begin flashing. Smoke starts pouring out on the entrance and the fans cheer their lungs out for Death Sentence as they finally make their way out, making sure to bump fists with some of the fans, along the way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, the Texas Tag Team Champions... Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Reaper and Cyanide have defeated Eddy and Twitch in singles competition over the course of the previous month, and are looking to finish the job here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
One thing you have to remember, though, was that the Alley Ratz were huge underdogs last year at 4 Up when they faced TNT for the Texas Tag Team Titles. And what happened?

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Alley Ratz won and became the new champions.

JASON MARTEL
Well I think history will repeat itself here tonight.

Cyanide spots a fan with a sign reading “Reaper signed Eddy’s Death Sentence”. Cyanide grabs hold of it & signs it quickly. Both men quickly get into the ring and raise their belts high up into the air as the fans continue to cheer wildly. Both men go to opposite corners and pose for the fans. Before they can switch corners, "Chicken Huntin" by ICP blares over the PA. Death Sentence promptly turns their attention to the entrance. A few moments go by before a commotion comes from the crowd. Eddy & Twitch rush over the guard rail and climb the turnbuckles behind Death Sentence. Both men jump off as Cyanide & Soul Reaper turn around. Twitch hits a missile dropkick on Cyanide, sending him crashing to the mat. Eddy goes for the Diving cross body. Reaper quickly moves out of the way, causing Eddy to crash & burn. Monica Deluca quickly gets out of the ring for fear of her life.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Alley Ratz are looking to get a headstart on the champions!

JASON MARTEL
Can you blame them?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Meanwhile, Monica Deluca gets out of dodge!

JASON MARTEL
Can you blame her?!

Texas Tag Team Championship
Death Sentence(c) vs Alley Ratz

Bell rings, starting the match. Soul Reaper quickly grabs Twitch in a waistlock. Reaper picks him up into a release German Suplex. Twitch crashes to the mat. The referee is getting Eddy out of the ring as Cyanide promptly runs in & plants a stiff kick in Twitch’s midsection.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like Eddy and Twitch's plan may have backfired.

JASON MARTEL
Well you gotta remember that Soul Reaper and Cyanide are veterans that have seen it all before. They're not rookies.

Eddy complains to the ref as Cyanide goes to his corner. The ref turns around, only to see Reaper pick Twitch up. Twitch is whipped into Reaper’s corner. Cyanide tags in. Cyanide goes for a handspring elbow, while Reaper moves gives him room. Twitch moves out of the way, causing Cyanide to hit the turnbuckles hard. Soul Reaper charges after Twitch, who tags in Eddy.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Twitch makes the tag to Eddy.

JASON MARTEL
And now is the time for the Alley Ratz to step it up.

Eddy gets in the ring & quickly nails Reaper with a spinning heel kick. Twitch sees Cyanide moving towards the action & promptly nails the springboard huracanrana on him. Eddy gets into position near Cyanide, promptly hitting a Moonsault Press. The referee is desperately trying to gain control of the match. Soul Reaper rushes behind Twitch, clotheslining him out of the ring. Eddy is going for a pin on Cyanide, which is busted up by Reaper before the ref can begin the count.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This match has broken down in a hurry.

JASON MARTEL
Both teams are willing to do anything to be the champions.

Reaper picks Eddy up, throws him up and over, slamming him down with a high angle exploder suplex. Reaper goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Eddy manages to get the shoulder up. Cyanide is back to his feet, and he and Reaper pick Eddy up and whip him into the ropes. They duck down, but it's too soon as Eddy takes them both down with a double DDT. Eddy makes the tag to Twitch. Twitch climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Cyanide is trying to get to his feet. Reaper is up to his knees, but Eddy takes him down with a dropkick to the face. Cyanide gets back up, and Twitch comes flying down off the top turnbuckle, taking Cyanide down with a dragonrana.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Dragonrana! ONE...TWO... THR-NO! Cyanide kicks out just in the nick of time.

JASON MARTEL
The Alley Ratz almost repeated one year later.

Eddy and Twitch pick Cyanide up and bring him down with a Double Fisherman's Buster. Twitch goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper breaks it up with a shining wizard kick to Twitch's head. Eddy approaches Reaper, but Reaper catches him with a knee to the midsection, then whips Eddy into the ropes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Eddy coming off the ropes, and Reaper takes him down with the Heart Stopper Spinebuster.

JASON MARTEL
That has to be it.

Reaper picks Eddy up, quickly nailing him with a Reapercutter. Twitch quickly grabs hold of Reaper. Eddy moves in, where they both nail a double superkick. Twitch goes for the pin... ONE... Cyanide quickly sends Eddy to out of the ring... TWO... Cyanide breaks up the count, while Reaper gets a shoulder up. Double STO by Death Sentence. Cyanide sees Eddy move, ringside. Cyanide goes to the top rope, where he hits a moonsault on Eddy. Reaper picks Twitch up, nailing Reaper's Requiem. The ref goes in for the count. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winners: Death Sentence

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners and still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Death Sentence!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A fast paced match that sees Death Sentence retain their Texas Tag Team Titles.

JASON MARTEL
Close but no cigar for the Alley Ratz. Maybe this will finally be the end of the road for them.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wait... I understand there's a commotion going on backstage and our cameras are there right now.

Shot switches to one of the backstage hallways, where Matt Magera and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels are going at it. Security rushes in and is trying to pull them apart, but not having much success as Matt and Alex push various security guards down. Matt and Alex continue to go at it, but eventually the guards are able to overpower them and get them separated as they hurl obscenities at each other.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Obviously no love lost between Matt Margera and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels... no relation to Chase Daniels, by the way.

JASON MARTEL
I really hate this, because I'm a fan of both Matt Margera and Kid Thunder, yet these two can't stand each other. I mean, I can see both sides of the coin here. Kid Thunder is upset that he's been denied a rematch from Wench for the Von Erich Memorial Title and is doing whatever he has to do to get her attention. But at the same time, Wench is Matt Margera's wife, and I can understand him being pissed that someone just cost his wife a very important match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It will be interesting to see how that feud will play out. Right now, though, it is time for the first ever Destruction Crew All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational.

JASON MARTEL
Oh brother, I can only imagine the mess that this match will be.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, our fearless ring crew is setting up the tables with the weapons and food at ringside, and what an assortment we have. Right now, let's send it backstage to Misty Crawford, who's standing by Benson.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the 4 Up banner, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Benson.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm here with one half of the Enforcers of Pain, and one of the participants in the Destruction Crew All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational, Benson. Tonight, Benson, you have to go in there with nine other competitors, using lord knows what against each other, with the winner getting a shot at the Bad Blood Title. No doubt you're hoping for a different outcome than what your partner, S.T. Strickler, got in the TLC match.

BENSON
First off, Danny Palis got lucky! The Sahara Reign couldn't beat the Real Deal on Strickler's worst day, and that's the truth! But that notwithstanding, I'm dealing with nine other pieces of human excrement in this stupid all you can eat buffet bonanza. This match, believe it or not, is right up my alley. I'm going to plow through everyone, then polish it off with a celebratory dinner eating all the food at ringside. In fact, I'm going on record as to saying that I'm going to win this match in record time!

[Hollywood]

The ring has been cleared, and set up now in the ring are three long buffets. Each one contains a different type of food. One contains barbecue from the famous Austin staple Heaven's Gate barbecue. Ribs, brisket, whole turkeys and chickens along with all the sides adorn that table. The table opposite of it has all sorts of fast food, burgers from McDonalds, Burger King, and Jack in the Box along with buckets of chicken from KFC and Chicken Express. Subway and Quiznos are well represented on this table as well, with hot and cold sandwiches alike. On the table between those is many many deserts. Cakes, pies, puddings, ice cream, Jellos, if you can think of it the third buffet has it all. Adorning the outside of the ring are chairs, Singapore canes, tables, 2x4s and other implements of destruction. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Super Vader, The Mauler, and Killer Kong stomp out from the back with the Gambler in tow. Wearing their normal wrestling gear but adorned with a bib and untensils they slap hands with the fans at railside.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is the Destruction Crew All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational! The winner of this match will be the last wrestler left in the match, and he will be the recipient of a future Bad Blood Championship match. Eliminations can only come by pinfall or submission. Making their way to the ring first representing the Destruction Crew and accompanied by the Gambler, Super Vader, Killer Kong, and the Mauler!

The three men get into the ring, and their eyes light up when they see all the food. They try to advance on the barbecue buffet, but the referee gets in front of it pushing them back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
If you thought you had seen it all yet folks, get ready to be shocked because nobody has ever seen this before. It's the first ever All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitiational.

JASON MARTEL
The entire business of pro wrestling is about to be disgraced.

MARK FOLLOWILL
For those unfamiliar with this, which is just about everyone here's how it breaks down. Nine competitors will be in the ring, and elimination will come by either pinfall or submission. The winner of this match, the lone survivor, will be in line for a Bad Blood title shot in the future.

JASON MARTEL
Who green lighted this? Seriously who thought this was a good idea?

"You Better Pray" blares over the PA, and the fans continue to cheer as Petrina Rotchester and Rory Kotch, accompanied as always by Xander Nova. They slap hands with the fans as well on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Representing Y Kores and accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester and "The Assassin" Roy Kotch!

Rotchester and Kotch get in the ring, while Nova stays outside and keeps his distance from Gambler on the other side of the ring

MARK FOLLOWILL
If this was an eating contest I'd have to question why exactly these two Y Kore members were here. However, they have as much chance as anyone else in this free for all.

JASON MARTEL
Of course, let's invite two of the biggest jokes into the biggest farcical match of all time.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You make it sound like this is WCW of the year 2000.

JASON MARTEL
Can you tell a difference Mark, really?

"I Can't Wait" screams over the sound system, and the fans cheer as Johnny Moxie acts like a spark plug from the back. He comes down the aisle with a fireball of energy.

MONICA DELUCA
From Manhattan, New York! Weighing in at 215 lbs., Johnny Moxie!

Moxie hops in the ring with a nice smooth movement, and seems to be enjoying himself as the fans cheer him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Moxie certainly seems to be happy about this match. Ever since he and his partner Simon Sensation returned from their hiatus, both men have had an extra spring in their steps.

JASON MARTEL
That's what happens when you finally admit to the world about your lifestyle.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's never happened, quit that.

JASON MARTEL
Just calling them as I see them Fozzywill.

"Whatever" blares over the PA, and the fans cheer again as the Switch Stallions, accompanied by the lovely Valerie Snyder, come out from the back. Sprinting down the aisle with Snyder trailing behind, several fans pull their hands back for fear of getting hurt.

MONICA DELUCA
Accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder and representing Versus Violation, Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly!

The two Stallions jump in the ring as Synder shows them off from outside the ring as the fans cheer and hoot at her.

MARK FOLLOWILL
These two young kids and their leader Versus Vince are without a doubt three of the rising stars here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, sure, whatever.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Someone is disinterested no?

JASON MARTEL
Disinterested is one word yes.

"Woke Up This Morning" booms over the sound system as Benson walks down to the ring from the backstage area. Storming down the aisle with a gruff gait, he ignores the boos of the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
From Washington D.C., weighing in at 282 lbs., Benson!

Benson steps over the ropes and into the ring, garnering the glances of everyone in the ring with his no frills demeanor.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The proverbial turd in the punch bowl, Benson looks like he's not having any sort of fun for this match.

JASON MARTEL
He's not the only one.

MARK FOLLOWILL
So do we have double deuces in the fruit punch?

JASON MARTEL
Please, do me a favor. Shut the Hell up before I kill you.

Super Vader vs. Killer Kong vs. The Mauler vs. Petrina Rotchester vs. Rory Kotch vs. Johnny Moxie vs. Kijar Donnelly vs. Seth Davids vs. Benson: All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational

The bell rang, and it was like a cannon was fired off. Both the Switch Stallions pounce on Benson, while Johnny Moxie and the two Y Kore members team up to go after the three Destruction Crew members. Benson receives kick after kick from both Stallions, bringing him down to his knees and finishing off with a drop kick from Donnelly. Davids goes to the second buffet, and grabs a meatball sub. He tosses it to Donnelly, who opens the steaming hot contents right over Benson's face and chest before slapping him comically with the bread. Benson shakes his head and tries to shake the sauce and meatballs off his chest, but Davids runs to the desert table and starts chucking a whole row of Oreos one by one at Benson who covered up trying to avoid the cookie barrage. Donnelly called Davids over, who abandoned his gunner's position and joined his partner. They quickly both executed the Switch Stallion, with Donnelly finishing off and covering Benson ONE...TWO...THREE! On the other side of the ring, the six person brawl is heating up. Kotch is whipping ribs at Super Vader, who is moving his head and ducking them, except for one that caught him in the chest. He picks that one off his chest, and gobbles it up quickly. Moxie and Rotchester have teamed up on Mauler and Kong, with Rotchester tossing Moxie a whole smoked chicken and Moxie bashing it onto Mauler's head forcing him into blindness. Wobbling around the ring, Moxie scaled the turnbuckles quickly and landed the New York State of Mind on Mauler exploding the former cranium perched bird into bits on the mat as Moxie rolls Mauler over for the leg hook ONE...TWO...THREE!

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MONICA DELUCA
Benson and the Mauler have been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Such insanity is going on in that ring, all I can tell you is that Benson and the Mauler have been booted out and we are now down to seven competitors.

JASON MARTEL
I'm ashamed to be apart of this company.

With Benson eliminated, the Switch Stallions joined the battle being held between Y Kores, Destruction Crew, and Moxie. They both jumped on the backs of Vader and Kong, as the two large men try to swat them off. Vader grabs an ice cream cake, and slams it across the head of Donnelly who quickly drops off his back and onto the mat. Kong spun around a couple times before Davids finally came off dizzy. Kong grabs a Baconater off a table, takes a large bite, spits it in the face of Davids, and then crushes it into the face of Davids who is blinded temporarily by condiments on the burger. Kong laughs, then picks up a large pot of vegetable soup and dumps it over the head of Davids. Davids is running around the ring trying to use the wind to kick the heat off of his head and body. Kong selects a nice lemon meringue pie and throws it down on the mat while reeling Davids into his massive body. He scoops up the kid, then drops him head first into the downed pie with the Kong Driver. Davids is prone as Kong puts one finger on Davids ONE...TWO...THREE! Meanwhile, Vader is taking on the two Y Kores by himself after smearing a Braum's cheesecake in the face of Moxie blinding him temporarily. He grabs a large beef brisket, and whacks Kotch across the face with it. He then gets his hands on a rack of ribs, bringing it down hard on the head of Rotchester plate and all, sending ribs flying and Rotchester down to the mat. Vader grabs some baked beans, and dumps the entire serving on Rotchester's body before shoving a dinner roll in her mouth. He covers Rotchester while munching on a whole pork roast ONE...TWO...THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Seth Davids and Petrina Rotchester have been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
We've lost an Enforcer of Pain, a Y Kore, a Switch Stallion, and a Destruction Crewer. Down to five, and at this rate who knows how this match will go.

JASON MARTEL
The actions in this ring are nothing more than a disgrace on the record of wrestling. Vince Russo is crying somewhere.

Vader continues to dine on the pork roast, before Kotch kicks him in the stomach causing chewed bits of pig to fly out of the mouth of the beheamoth. Kong comes over to assist, however Moxie exited the ring earlier and came back with a steel chair and smashes Kong in the back with the weapon. He sends Kong flying forward into the table, face first into a potato salad bowl. Wiping the burning mustard out of his retinas, he is greeted by Kotch uncapping a 2 liter bottle of shaken Sprite right in the face of Kong sending him backwards while essentially soda power washing his face of the salad. Moxie joins in by sending a can of Batter Blaster right into the face of Vader, then smashing him in the face with the frying pan that was intended for the pancake mix. Donnelly comes back into the ring after a brief exit and brings back with him a table. He sets it up in the middle of the ring, all the while notifying Kotch and Moxie of it's existence. Donnelly goes over to the desert buffet, and throws all sorts of ice cream toppings on the top of the table, before coating it with a bottle of JR's Family BBQ sauce and several bowls of coleslaw. Donnelly turns his attention to Vader, who Kotch and Moxie are working over after temporarily disabling Kong by smashing Ultimate Cheeseburger on his head and tripping him using an ice cream slick. Donnelly and Moxie get in front of Vader, and Kotch uses a Singapore cane coated in caramel to hit him in the head. Vader staggers forward, to which Donnelly and Moxie lift him in the air and send him crashing through the table. Donnelly makes the cover ONE...TWO...THREE! Meanwhile, Kong has recovered and whips a rack of lamb that catches Kotch in the head flush. Kong then slings Kotch into the corner, and then grabs a meat platter. He eats some of the cheese, before charging Kotch and dropping her with the Kong Squash #1 and throwing the meat platter hitting her in the face. Kotch falls forward and drops, and Kong stands on her with a foot as the referee counts ONE...TWO...THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Super Vader and Rory Kotch have been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Our field has shrank to three!

JASON MARTEL
Just let it be over already.

Donnelly and Moxie both grab items from the tables, a whole turkey for Moxie and a seven layer wedding cake for Donnelly. When Kong turns around after kicking Kotch out of the ring, Moxie swings his turkey by the legs up and catches Kong right in the chin with the cooked bird. Kong staggers, and then Donnelly jumps up and annihilates the cake all up in Kong's face. He shakes his head, trying to shake the cake from his head. Moxie exits the ring and grabs a trash can. With the help of Donnelly, they entrap Kong by sliding the trash can over his head, making him unable to move or see. Clearly amused, the two men take up their positions at their respective tables. Donnelly throws individual chicken wings at the can, each one making a small indent and a small smash sound. Moxie throws handfuls of Sonic onion rings, Burger King chicken fingers, and a Firehouse BLT that leaves a rather large dent in the can as it explodes on contact. The two grab large bottles of soda, shake them violently, and uncap them under the opening of the can, sending the soda shooting up into the can and soaking Kong inside. Donnelly throws some lasagna on the canvas, which Kong slips, slides, and falls down on while Moxie climbs the turnbuckles. He gets to the top, and leaps off landing In-Mox-Ication on the trash can and Kong as well. He hooks the leg of the still trash can clad Kong ONE...TWO...THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Killer Kong has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The two spunky superstars teamed up to eliminate the bigger man, and now one of these men are only one fall away from getting a shot at the next Bad Blood Champion.

JASON MARTEL
Why didn't they have liquor on the table, I'd be more interested then?

Donnelly and Moxie shake hands, and square off as the fans stand on their feet. Moxie goes for a standing drop kick, but Donnelly dodges and brings an entire plate of red Jello on the head of Moxie. Shaken up, Moxie tries to stand up but gets hit by a six foot party sub right in the head by Donnelly. Donnelly tries to lock in the Stallion Sleeper, but out of instinct Moxie started squirting a bottle of mustard he grabbed off the barbecue table right in the face of Donnelly forcing him to stop down and rub the tasty food accessory out of his eyes. Moxie grabs a large Meat Lover's pizza and slams the pan into the face of Donnelly, which coats it in all sorts of delicious meat and sweet sauce. Moxie picks up a slice, takes a bit, and then spits it out saying "Ain't New York bro." He snatches a whole line of sausages off of a table, and begins to choke Donnelly with the smoked meat treats. Donnelly stumbles, down to his knees, and the referee checks his arm. He holds it up once, and it falls. Moxies tries to tighten the choke, however the bonds holding together the sausages snapped breakiing the choke. He rebounded by smashing one of the sausages on Donnelly's head, and going over to the turnbuckle. He takes off the turnbuckle cover, and then balances a blackberry cobbler on the cold steel. Before he can act though, Donnelly rushes up on Moxie and slams his head down onto and through the cobbler, flush onto the cold steel. Moxie slowly backs up after the assault, and then Donnelly drills him in the back of the head with the Italian Kick that sends him face forward into a banana pudding that had fallen off the table. Donnelly flips him over, and eats a handful of the pudding as the official counts ONE...TWO...THREE!

Winner:Kijar Donnelly

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Kijar Donnelly!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a wild one it was, and in the end it turned out to be the smallest man in the match winning the whole thing. Now Kijar Donnelly has a chance in the future at the Bad Blood Champion whoever that ends up being tonight after Cage of Death.

JASON MARTEL
What an abortion of wrestling! How does anyone consider that real competition, or even sensible!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh change out your tampon you prude, it was fun. Who doesn't like seeing people breaking down the walls of traditional wrestling to have some fun.

JASON MARTEL
Why do it now, it hasn't been done before?

MARK FOLLOWILL
The crowd is loving it though, they are digging it the most.

JASON MARTEL
They are all idiots, look at all of them. I bet they are a bunch of Longhorn douchers.

MARK FOLLOWILL
All angry Texas Exes can direct your angry emails to Jason Martel, and now Kijar Donnelly can direct his sights to one day possibly bringing the Bad Blood Title to Versus Violation.[/b]

Shot opens inside Chris P's locker room. Chris is sitting down, looking dejected when a knock is heard at the door.

CHRIS P
Who the hell is it?

We hear a female voice outside the door. It's Codi Shane, who says "It's me, Codi." Chris tells her to come on in. She opens the door and walks in.

CHRIS P
What do you want?

CODI SHANE
Well I took note of what you had to say recently on SNW.com, how you weren't too terribly excited about tonight, and that you wanted a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title.

CHRIS P
So I'm getting a shot?

CODI SHANE
That's what I'm getting to. Now you see, I can't make promises, but I am going to do my best to get you a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Championship. I can't guarantee when or if you'll get the shot, but I am going to work on it.

Sensing the sincerity in her voice, Chris P nods his head.

CHRIS P
That's all I ask, that you try to make things right. Thanks.[/center]

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alright, from what I understand, IP Freely is set to mediate the SNW Presidential debate backstage between Myke Rhines and "The Essence of Excellence" Robert Evans.

JASON MARTEL
Don't forget about Robert's vice presidential candidate, Franco D'Angelo.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's take it to Mr. Freely.

Shot switches to a private room with three podiums. From left to right... Myke Rhines, IP Freely, Franco D'Angelo, and Robert Evans.

IP FREELY
Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, Sports Nutz Wrestling will be holding an election voted on by you, the fans, to determine the first ever President of SNW.

JASON MARTEL
The FANS get to vote on this?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why not?

IP FREELY
Let's introduce the first of our SNW Presidential candidates. He was the manager of Vincent Matthews, Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, and played a hand in all three men winning championship gold here in SNW. He also hosts his own afternoon drive radio show in Dallas/Fort Worth. Ladies and gentlemen, Myke Rhines.

Rhines nods his head to the camera.

IP FREELY
Now running against Myke Rhines is a very accomplished wrestler in the state of Texas. Trained by General Skandor Akbar, this man has won championships all over the state of Texas, most recently winning the Quest For The Crown Tournament in VCCW. This man also has management experience, having brief ownership of XCW Wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen, along with his vice presidential running mate, Franco D'Angelo, please welcome "The Essence of Excellence" Robert Evans.

Robert Evans and Franco D'Angelo nod their heads.

IP FREELY
Gentlemen, thank you for taking part in this debate. First off...

All of a sudden, we hear a familiar sounding muppet-like voice shouting "Hold on! Hold on!" The crowd, watching this segment on the HD plasma screen SportsTron(which is about the size of a big screen TV, obviously nowhere near as big as the TitanTron) boo their lungs out when they see none other than former Major League Baseball pitcher and Dallas radio producer, Mike Bacsik. He walks over and stands next to IP Freely.

IP FREELY
Well it appears that we have a late entry into this election, former Major League Baseball player and radio producer for Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket, Mike Bacsik. Mike, do you think it's a wise idea for you to be here in San Antonio?

MIKE BACSIK
Look, these people in San Antonio are worse than those unforgiving Canadians up north. What I said was wrong and was posted on my Twitter when I was drunk and had no idea what I was saying. I have been taking action to make things right, but these racists down here have been a thousand times worse!

ROBERT EVANS
You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to agree with Mr. Bacsik. One of the many problems with society today is that everyone expects everything to be handed to them, as well as expect everyone to just bow down to them. Well with me as President of SNW, and with Franco as Vice President, that will never happen.

FRANCO D'ANGELO
That's right. If wrestlers want title shots, they will have to earn them. If they want to be in main event caliber matches, they will have to earn them. We're not handing out anything.

IP FREELY
Mr. Rhines, do you care to give a rebuttal?

MYKE RHINES
While I cannot guarantee everyone all that and a bag of chips, what I can promise is that everyone will get to have a kick ass summer.

ROBERT EVANS
What in the world does that have to do with anything?!

FRANCO D'ANGELO
Robert, I think it's safe to say that you're a shoe-in if these jokers are the ones running against us.

MIKE BACSIK
Oh, you don't think I've got a shot at becoming President of SNW?

ROBERT EVANS
You have a better chance of being elected Mayor of San Antonio than you do of being elected President of SNW.

MIKE BACSIK
I'll have you know that I am the man, the myth, the legend that gave up Barry Bonds' record-setting career home run, sir.

MYKE RHINES
So? I made a three-pointer last night.

FRANCO D'ANGELO
That's nothing. I've been known to bang five chicks at once.

IP FREELY
Oh for crying out loud! Can we please get this debate back on track?

ROBERT EVANS
More like it's on crack, which I'm afraid would become the problem with SNW if either Myke Rhines or Mike Bacsik were elected President of SNW.

MYKE RHINES
Young man, you must have me mistaken for the one they call the Hammer.

ROBERT EVANS
Greg Valentine was never on crack!

MYKE RHINES
No! Greg "The Hammer" Williams!

FRANCO D'ANGELO
Isn't that name infringement?

MYKE RHINES
If I had ever heard of this Greg Valentine, maybe. Is he related to Bobby Valentine?

ROBERT EVANS
No! And you're wanting to run for president of a wrestling company, yet you don't know who Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is?!

MYKE RHINES
If they're insignificant, it doesn't matter.

ROBERT EVANS
I'll show you insignificant!

Robert Evans tries to run after Rhines, but Franco holds him back. Mike Bacsik and IP Freely try to hold Rhines back as security swarms in to break everything up. Shot goes back to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are trying to figure out what in the hell they just watched.

JASON MARTEL
Great, almost ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Gooker Award Winner for 2010 right there.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hey, we can't help it if we need to fill time for the television audience while cleaning up the mess from the Destruction Crew All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational, then putting up the cage for the Cage of Death. Let's send it down to Monica Deluca, who's standing by at the timekeeper's table.

[Hollywood]

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event of 4 Up! This is the Cage of Death, where each of the previous four winners will enter the steel cage with the weapon or weapons representing the match they were in. The first wrestler to exit the cage will be declared the 4 Up winner and be declared the new Bad Blood Champion. Now to present the Bad Blood Championship to this year's 4 Up winner, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

"Stranglehold" booms over the PA and the fans cheer their lungs out as Chris Angel, dressed in jeans, a white dress shirt and a bandage over his head that has stopped the blood from flowing down his face(you can see some black blood stains on his face), makes his way down to the ring, walking down the steps off of the stage. Angel is holding the Bad Blood Championship belt on his right shoulder, and the Texas Heavyweight Championship belt on his left shoulder.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel won a hard fought match against Jack Clinton, retaining his Texas Heavyweight Championship. Now he will be ringside as later on, he presents the winner of 4 Up with the Bad Blood Championship.

JASON MARTEL
Why he's been allowed to hold onto that title is beyond me.

Angel sets his Texas Championship down on the timekeeper's table and takes his seat as he holds the Bad Blood Title in his lap. The lights begin to flicker on and off as "Cotton Mouth" by Reknor begins to blast throughout the arena sound system. The words "THE SOLUTION IS HERE" scrolls on the SportsTron. Tyler Straven makes his way out onto the stage, his ribs bandaged up as we see black blood stains on his face as well. He brings with him a barbed wire 2x4 and a roll of barbed wire.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing the winner from the Barbed Wire Match... hailing from Christchurch, New Zealand and weighing 275 lbs, "The Solution" Tyler Straven.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tyler Straven surprised us earlier when he ousted Simon Sensation, Chase Daniels, and Vincent Matthews, who was a finalist at last year's 4 Up.

JASON MARTEL
What a big upset if Tyler Straven were to win 4 Up and become the new Bad Blood Champion after only his third match in SNW.

Tyler looks around the Empire Theatre as his face looks disgusted, causing him to spit on the ground. He raises his hands into the air as the fans boo him out of the building. Straven begins his slow march down to the ring, trying his best to ignore the fans as he reaches the ring and enters the cage. Tyler makes his way over to his corner and leans on it, bowing his head between his arm, talking to himself as he sets his barbed wire 2x4 down. "Badstreet USA" blares over the PA, and the fans continue their heckling as Danny Palis, without his flask and instead bringing with him a ladder and steel chair, makes his way down to the ring. Palis' head is bandaged up from his TLC match.

MONICA DELUCA
From Boston, Massachusetts and weighing 225 lbs... Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ever since a fluke loss to Mike LaFontaine, Danny Palis has rededicated himself.

JASON MARTEL
And the result is him avenging his loss to Mike LaFontaine, and now he finds himself in the Cage of Death, just one step away from winning the Bad Blood Championship.

Palis puts the ladder into the cage, then walks up the steps and enters the cage, chair in hand. "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin hits over the PA, and smoke fills the entrance area as James Jackson walks out without any weapons in hand as we see the bloodstains and scars from his last encounter. His head is bandaged, as well as his ribs as he walks down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North, weighing in at 220 lbs, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Last year's 4 Up winner is looking to repeat and become a two time Bad Blood Champion.

JASON MARTEL
And you know full well that should he win tonight, that will put him right in line for a shot at the Texas Championship.

Jackson enters the cage, walking over to his corner. "You Can Run" by Jim Johnston hits, and the crowd lets out a huge pop as Versus Vince, accompanied by his girlfriend and valet, Valerie Snyder, makes his way down to the ring. His head isn't bandaged, but you can see the black blood stains all over his forehead as a chain is over his shoulders and he's holding two light tubes, one in each hand.

MONICA DELUCA
From Truth or Consequences, New Mexico and weighing 195 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder... Versus Vince!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And the last of our four finalists, Versus Vince, who has quickly burst onto the scene here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
What's Valerie Snyder doing out there? Isn't it past her curfew?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh come on!

Vince enters the cage, taking the chain off his shoulder but holding onto it as he sets down the light tubes. The cage door is shut and the bell sounds.

Cage of Death
Versus Vince vs James Jackson vs Tyler Straven vs Danny Palis

Everyone eyes each other, then Jackson quickly turns around and climbs up the turnbuckle in an attempt to escape the cage early as the crowd comes alive, cheering for everyone to stop him. Palis runs up and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, slamming his steel chair into Jackson's back as Jackson falls down, crotching himself down onto the top turnbuckle. Versus Vince takes his chain and wraps it around Jackson's throat as he brings Jackson down in a Tree of Woe in the corner. Versus Vince goes down and pulls back on the chain, choking Jackson as Tyler Straven grabs his barbed wire 2x4 and slams it across Jackson's knees as he cries out in pain. Vince lets go of the choke as Jackson falls off the turnbuckle and is in a crumpled heap in the corner.

MARK FOLLOWILL
James Jackson may have made a very costly mistake by trying to end this match early.

JASON MARTEL
I don't care how fast James Jackson is. His speed was cut down from having competed earlier tonight, not to mention the strength in numbers of his opponents.

Versus Vince gets up and holds onto the ropes, stomping away at Jackson while Straven and Palis turn their attention to each other, exchanging right hand punches. Palis gets the upper hand, landing several right hands in a row to Straven's head, then locking him in the Iron Claw to a mixed reaction from the crowd, then takes Straven down with a DDT. Palis reaches into his pocket and gets out a black bag. He empties said bag, pouring thumbtacks onto the canvas. Meanwhile, during the time that Palis and Straven were going at it, Vince picks Jackson up and delivers a knife edge chop to the chest in the corner. But the chop seems to have no effect. In fact, it has the reverse effect as it wakes Jackson up. He dares Vince to chop him again. Vince chops him again, but again no effect as now Jackson grabs Vince and turns him around, putting Vince in the corner and opening up on him with a flurry of knife edge chops. Jackson then brings Vince out of the corner with a T-Bone Suplex. At the same time, Palis brings Straven down headfirst with a piledriver onto the thumbtacks.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Piledriver onto the thumbtacks! And now Palis and Jackson eye each other.

JASON MARTEL
Well you've got a bar room brawler in Danny Palis. Then you have an accomplished wrestler in James Jackson. This should be a very interesting contrast in styles.

Palis charges at Jackson and goes for a clothesline, but Jackson ducks under the clothesline. Jackson quickly locks Palis from behind in a full nelson, then brings him backward, slamming him down with a release Dragon Suplex onto some stray thumbtacks that Jackson doesn't realize at the time are there. He looks and sees the tacks, then shakes his head in disgust. This momentary distraction leaves him open for Tyler Straven to lock Jackson in a Cobra Clutch, then bring him down with the Cobra Clutch Slam. Straven taunts Jackson, only to turn around and get smashed in the face with the end of the ladder that's in the cage by Versus Vince, knocking Straven down. Vince rams the ladder down onto Straven's abdomen several times in a row. With Vince not looking, Danny Palis grabs the two light tubes that Vince brought into the steel cage. Palis goes up behind Vince and smashes the light tubes into both sides of Vince's head as if he were clinging cymbals, shattering the light tubes. Vince drops the ladder and goes down to the canvas, and Palis takes the broken end of one of the light tubes and digs it into Vince's forehead, reopening his wounds as he bleeds from his forehead.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We said that 4 Up would be the most violent wrestling show in the state of Texas, and we haven't disappointed.

JASON MARTEL
That's the truth. I hear the Red Cross was kicking themselves for not charging money for blood donations when they heard about tonight's event.

Palis picks Vince up, lifts him up in the air for an atomic drop, but Vince flips over behind Palis. Vince immediately jumps up and knocks Palis down facefirst with a dropsault to the back of the head. Vince decides to attempt to climb out of the cage. But as he begins to scale the cage, James Jackson gets back up and gives chase after Vince. Jackson hops onto the cage and grabs Vince, bringing him down with a side suplex as both men crash down onto the ladder that Jackson forgot was behind them. Both men groan in pain and hold their abdomens, grimacing in pain as Tyler Straven makes it back to his feet. He sees the chain lying down on the canvas and makes his way over to it, picking the chain up as he flashes a sadistic grin on his face. Straven is wrapping the chain around his fist as Danny Palis staggers up to his feet. Palis turns around, but not in time as Straven runs and punches him out with the chain wrapped around his fist. Straven decides to get creative and wraps the chain around Palis' ankles. Straven then takes the other end of the chain and wraps it around the top turnbuckle as Straven has hogties Palis to the corner, with Palis hanging upside down in a Tree of Woe. Valerie Snyder is cheering Versus Vince on to get back to his feet as he struggles to get back up. Straven looks over at Valerie and grabs his crotch in her direction as she flashes a disgusted look on her face.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We knew from the videos we saw of Tyler Straven on SNW.com that he was a sick man. But now we're seeing that he's a disgusting man as well.

JASON MARTEL
He wasn't being disgusting, Fozzywill. You see, down in New Zealand, instead of putting your thumb to your ear to tell someone to call you, they grab their crotch.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You honestly believe that garbage?!

Vince staggers back up to his feet as Straven digs his foot into the canvas, then takes off. But Vince sees Straven coming and quickly jumps up in the air, nailing Straven in the back of the head with a step up enziguri kick to the back of the head. Vince is about to get back up, only for Jackson to come from out of nowhere and nail him with a shining wizard kick to the head. Jackson signals that it's over and yells at the ref to open the cage door. The ref struggles to get the door unlocked as Jackson yells at him to hurry up. What Jackson seems to have forgotten that the cage door is in the same corner where Palis has been hogtied with the chain, and Palis has regained his bearings.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jackson is trying to get out the door, but Palis, hanging upside down, has grabbed a hold of his ankle!

JASON MARTEL
This is the damndest thing I've ever seen!

Jackson tries to kick Palis off of him, but no such luck as Straven is back up and picks Jackson up, slamming him into the ladder with the Realization. Jackson pops up to his knees, holding his ribs and grimacing in pain as he falls back down, lying on his back. Meanwhile, Palis has managed to free himself from the chain as Straven didn't have him tied up all that well. Palis goes down to grab the chair, but at the same time, Straven grabs him by the head and goes for a powerbomb. Straven has Palis up, but Palis smashes the chair over Straven's head, forcing Straven to let go of Palis as he(Palis) hops down and Straven falls down on his back, and his head is busted wide open once again. Palis drives the chair down into Straven's ribs over and over again. Meanwhile, Versus Vince has gotten back up and decides to climb up to the top turnbuckle behind Palis' back. Vince isn't content as he scales up to the top of the cage as the crowd is cheering him on. Palis turns around, but it's too late as Vince comes crashing down on him with the Halo off the top of the cage!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Bodies are down everywhere as if this were an 18 car pile up on I-35!

JASON MARTEL
Wait a second. Look at James Jackson!

Jackson, still holding his ribs, has made it back to his feet as Straven tries to get up. Jackson picks Straven up on his shoulders in a torture rack, then slams him down with the Throat Cutter. Jackson then asks the ref to open the door, and the ref doesn't have any problems this time around as the door is unlocked. Vince rolls over, trying to get up and sees Jackson walking out the door. Vince makes one last lunge toward Jackson, but his plan backfires as he hits Jackson in the back with a double axe handle that sends Jackson falling through the ropes. Jackson is able to pick himself up, holding the small of his back, and walks down the steps as the bell rings and the crowd boos their lungs out. "Kashmir" plays over the PA as Chris Angel gets up out of the timekeeper's chair, ready to hand the Bad Blood belt over to Jackson.

Winner: James Jackson

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 4 Up winner, and new SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

JASON MARTEL
He did it! James Jackson has repeated as 4 Up winner and is a two time, two time Bad Blood Champion!

MARK FOLLOWILL
All I can say is "DAMMIT!"

Jackson walks over to Angel with a big smirk on his face as Angel doesn't seem to be too pleased with the outcome. Jackson turns around, stretching out his arms as he demands that Angel wrap the belt around his waist. Angel obliges, and Jackson rubs it in to the fans as he holds his arms up in the air and proudly wears his Bad Blood Championship around his waist. Jackson turns around, and has his eyes set on Angel as the camera switches over to a close up of Angel's face, who looks like he has his eyes locked on Jackson.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, we thank you for being here with us to watch 4 Up. The next time we'll invade your personal space will be Saturday night, June 5, at Midnight CST on the CW Network for Guys Night Out from Dunpork's House Of Bacon. For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill saying good night everybody!

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