The Main Event 6/26/2010

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In a pre-show dark match:
Robert Ravencroft def. Mike LaFontaine with the Devil's Driver.

The promo ticker music(the music that was used on the old WWF Saturday Night's Main Event shows when wrestlers cut quick promos at the beginning of the show) is playing in the background as we get some quick promos from several SNW wrestlers. Kijar Donnelly is seen standing alongside Seth Davids on the rooftop of Bethesda Christian School. The bright lights in the city night are shown behind them.

KIJAR DONNELLY
There's no time like the present!

SETH DAVIDS
And there's no better present then some gold for the Switch Stallions!

The shot widens to see Versus Vince and Valerie Snyder enter the scene.

VERSUS VINCE
You mean gold for the Versus Violation.

SETH DAVIDS
Isn't that what I said?

VALERIE SNYDER
Uh, no, you sa----

The scene gets even wider to see Lucky Kage standing alongside the four of them.

LUCKY KAGE
It doesn't matter what he said! All that matters is that Kage isn't booked on the current card. That's disastrous for ratings!

KIJAR DONNELLY
Don't get too cocky, there, sport.

LUCKY KAGE
Says you, Mr. 'Everyone knows I'll win the Bad Blood title'

KIJAR DONNELLY
Based on recent events, someone needs to work on their skills... I mean, you beat James Jackson so bad!

LUCKY KAGE
Keep pushin' your luck.

SETH DAVIDS
How ironic, Lucky talking about luck.

VERSUS VINCE
Guys, stay focused!

The scene switches to show Benson and S.T. Strickler standing in front of a set of lockers in the locker room at Bethesda.

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ST STRICKLER
Here we are, The Main Event! Enforcers of Pain vs. Xtreme Team! It's just a shame that a match with two great teams will come down to one winner... Oh, that'll be us!

BENSON
And when we get done with you two high-flying fools, it's off to Summer Bash, where we'll be the new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions!

We go to an image of Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie standing in front a wall.

JOHNNY MOXIE
Tonight, we take on the team of Death Sentence for the Texas Tag Team titles. Reaper, Cyanide, your time has run out and ours has just begun. You know, it's a proper name that you've got, Death Sentence, because when you signed the dotted line for this match tonight, you pretty much signed your own!

SIMON SENSATION
Reaper, Cy, the two of you are holding the dead man's hand and tonight, you're going to lose all that you have. You're going to relinquish what we want, those tag titles. Because when the chips are down, when the heat is on and the tension is rising, there ain't no team better at performing in the crunch than SiMox and you two have been lucky with those Texas Tag Team titles up until this point. You haven't got much of a challenge for them before, but tonight, YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT!

We transition now to Danny Palis, who's sitting in the school cafeteria, drinking down some Jack Daniel's in the flask that he carries around.

DANNY PALIS
Tonight's the night. Me and Black Hand. We are all ready to take you three down. I know what's on the line with you, Chris Angel. In fact, you can be the Angel and I'll be the Devil. I'm ready to bash that pretty face of yours in with this trusty flask. Oh, and have no fear, Priss P. and Yack Clinton. I'll save what's left of my flask for you two. When the Sahara Reign leaves the building tonight with the Black Hand, all that will be left is your three beaten down, broken, and rotting carcasses in a wreck that would make I-30 cringe in horror. You three jabronis are leaving on stretchers, and I'm walking out The Texas Champion with The Black Hand by my side.

The shot switches over to out in the parking lot, with Jack Clinton, Chris P and Chris Angel standing in front of one of the Bethesda school buses.

JACK CLINTON
Take a good long look at this. Because if this has anything to say about the finish of the six-man tag match for the Texas Championship, three people are going to the morgue. We have a guy who isn't there yet, a homeless guy, and a guy who lost to Mike LaFontaine against three of the best this company has to offer. And I ask you, who among those six are better? Time for the other guys to start recognizing the fact, or it's gonna be a long, painful, bloody night ahead.

CHRIS P.
Last week was one of those times where you might feel tempted to make a name for yourself, to stand up and do something that might make you noticed again. If you're a rookie. If you're a seasoned veteran like me, it's a big mistake that you should never make. My last couple of weeks haven't been going as well and I needed to do something to make myself believe again, and unfortunately I nearly cost my team the match. And Jack and Chris deserve better. You all deserve better from me. And I know you weren't all happy. I respect you all. I need you to believe that. I need you to believe in me again. To trust me again. To be there for me. To be there with us when we take apart Drunko, Tyler, and Steve. To just be there.

CHRIS ANGEL
Yeah, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going and I'd be careful if I were you, Danny. I'd watch myself, Tyler and Steve, because I'm going to show you just how tough I am and why I am the Texas Champion. Why I am the one and only, Chris Angel.

Shot switches over to the show open as the music transitions to "Obsession" by Animotion. We see a montage of clips featuring the superstars of SNW.



The camera pans around to show the fans that have jam-packed Bethesda Christian School in Fort Worth, Texas, with the fans holding signs such as "BRING IN AMERICAN DRAGON!" "CODY PUGH FOR PRESIDENT!" "SIGN CYCLONE WARRIOR!" and "BOB STURM WORSHIPS ALLAH!" The camera shot switches over to the broadcast table at ringside, where Mark Followill is standing by with Jason Martel, mic in hand.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Coming to you from a sold out Bethesda Christian School in Forth Worth, Texas, the site of the very first SNW wrestling event ever held over two years ago, it's time for The Main Event! I'm Mark Followill, along with Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
You know, a lot has changed over the course of two years here at Bethesda Christian School.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh yeah?

JASON MARTEL
Yeah. The dresses that girls wear can now go up to their kneecaps! Nice to see they're making some progress!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh for crying out loud.

JASON MARTEL
You know, I'm surprised they let a drunken fool like you in here!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well there's a lot of wrestlers that people would be surprised would be allowed inside the halls of Bethesda Christian School, such as Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, who will team up with Tyler Straven and Steve to take on Jack Clinton, Chris P, and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel, with Angel's Texas Title on the line should he get pinned or made to submit.

JASON MARTEL
That's right! It's do or die time for Chris Angel. Put up, or shut up. He wanted to be the champion. Now he has to fight like one, and I for one applaud Gordon Heath on enforcing the almost forgotten rule that a champion must defend his or her title at least once a month. Hopefully our future SNW President, Myke Rhines, will continue to uphold that rule.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Also tonight, the first ever Tap Out Match as James Jackson puts the Bad Blood Title on the line against Versus Violation member and one half of the Switch Stallions, Kijar Donnelly.

JASON MARTEL
Well as the name of the match suggests, the only way to win the match is to make your opponent tap out. He can scream that he gives up all he wants, but that won't end the match. And I don't think Kijar Donnelly can make the Modern Day Hero tap.

MARK FOLLOWILL
In a match where everything is on the line, Wench puts her SNW Von Erich Memorial Title on the line against the career of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

JASON MARTEL
This one is a pick 'em in my book, Fozzywill. Though one has to wonder if Wench is really focused on the match tonight. She seemed to be taking it rather lightly from what I saw on SNW.com, playing World of Warcraft of all things. But then again, this could be clever editing by the yo-yos that work in the SNW production department who would love nothing more than to make Wench look bad.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line as Death Sentence defend the straps against SiMox.

JASON MARTEL
SiMox seems focused and ready, while Death Sentence seems to be more of giving lip service that they're ready. We'll see what happens when the bell rings tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And a grudge match to end all grudge matches, Xtreme Team takes on the Enforcers of Pain.

JASON MARTEL
These four cannot seem to get away from each other, and I doubt tonight will settle anything given that these two teams are scheduled to take part in the Ultimate X match for the Texas Tag Titles at Summer Bash on July 24.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well in a moment, we'll kick things off the six man tag match as the Black Hand teams up with Danny Palis to take on Chris P, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel, with Angel's Texas Heavyweight Championship on the line.

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"Cottonmouth" by Reknor is playing over the PA as Tyler Straven and Steve are already in the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a six man tag match where if the Texas Champion is pinned or made to submit, the title will change hands. Introducing first, the team of Tyler Straven and Steve, the Black Hand!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tyler Straven has had quite the meteoric rise here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Well, so have other wrestlers. Letham, anyone?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Point well taken.

"Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah booms over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as Danny Palis, looking a bit tipsy but still in control of himself, walks down to the ring, carrying his flask in his right hand and taking the occasional sip of his crown and coke.

HARRY SACHS
Their partner, from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 225 lbs, Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tonight, Danny can go from being the guy that lost to Mike LaFontaine to SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion!

JASON MARTEL
Oh for the love of everything, I was getting sick and tired of hearing Jack Clinton talking about how Danny lost to Mike LaFontaine, and now I have to hear it from you! You seem to forget that Danny picked himself right back up and avenged that fluke of a loss, and has been climbing the ladder of success here in SNW.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That still doesn't change the fact that Mike LaFontaine holds a win over him.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not even going to bother arguing with you now.

Danny makes it to ringside, staring down at the front row fans that are giving him hell. He gives the devil horns, takes a sip of his crown and coke, and spits it in the faces of the fans as security has to swarm in to keep them from hopping the rail to get at Danny, who's laughing at them and taunting them as well while he enters the ring. "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits, and the crowd comes to their feet as Chris P, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel, his Texas Championship belt around his waist, make their way down to the ring in unison, playing to the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, the team of Chris P, Jack Clinton and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And make note of how the Black Hand and Danny Palis came out separately, while the trio of Angel, Clinton and Chris P are coming out together.

JASON MARTEL
You know, I'm really disappointed at how Chris P could be so wishy-washy. I thought he had turned the corner last week on Guys Night Out, and now he's saying that what he did was wrong?! Is that the mindset he needs to be having going into Summer Bash on July 24 on PPV when he challenges whoever the Von Erich Memorial Champion is?

Chris Angel, Jack Clinton and Chris P vs Danny Palis and the Black Hand

Angel, Clinton and Chris P enter the ring and are immediately ambushed by Palis and the Black Hand as they punch away at the trio of fan favorites. However, Angel, Clinton and Chris P fight back with right hand punches of their own. Clinton grabs Steve by the hair and sends him sailing over the top rope. Steve lands hard on the floor and screams in pain. Clinton runs and sends Straven over the top rope and to the floor with a running big boot. Angel, meanwhile, clotheslines Palis over the top rope and out of the ring. The fans are going crazy as Angel, Clinton and Chris P are all fired up, playing to the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well if there was still doubt that Chris P, Jack Clinton and our current Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel, could work together, I think those doubts have been erased by now!

JASON MARTEL
And it's not looking good for Steve, who's receiving medical attention by EMTs as he may have landed on his knee.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This match may have just gone from being a six man tag to a handicap match as the EMTs you mentioned are carrying Steve to the back.

JASON MARTEL
And one must wonder how Tyler Straven is going to react to that.

Angel and Clinton go to their corners as instructed by referee Danny Travers while Straven and Palis struggle to make it to their feet on the outside. Palis slowly gets onto the apron in his team's corner as Straven rolls into the ring, only for Chris P to grab a hold of the ropes and stomp away at Straven. Chris P picks Straven up and hits him with a series of knife edge chops up against the ropes, then whips him into the ropes on the opposite side. Straven rebounds off the ropes, and Chris P picks him up and scoop slams him down to the canvas. Chris P makes the tag to Clinton as Straven struggles back to his feet. Straven is back up, but Clinton floors him with a thrust to the throat. Before Clinton can follow up, Straven makes the tag to Palis. Clinton and Palis run toward each other, with Clinton going for a clothesline, but Palis ducks under. Clinton turns around, and Palis staggers him with a dropkick. Palis hits Clinton with another dropkick, but again only staggers the big man. Palis then makes the decision to run and rebound off the ropes, and makes a "genius" decision to go for a crossbody block, only for Clinton to catch Palis. Clinton lifts Palis up in a military press, holding him up in the air for a good ten seconds, then slams him down to the canvas, then makes the tag to Chris Angel, who rubs his hands together in anticipation of getting a hold of Danny Palis.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel has stated how he wants to get his hands on Danny Palis, and now is his chance.

JASON MARTEL
I think Angel is going to be in over his head here.

Palis is back to his feet, and Angel immediately greets him with a series of uppercuts. Angel kicks Palis in the gut and attempts to follow up with a vertical suplex, but Palis blocks the suplex attempt, followed by an elbow to the side of Angel's head that frees Palis from the clutches of Angel. Palis locks Angel in the Iron Claw, followed up by a DDT that takes Angel down. Palis goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Angel gets the shoulder up. Palis gets up and walks over to Angel's leg, holding onto it as he lifts himself up in the air and drives his knee into Angel's leg several times in a row, then goes for a figure four leglock, but Angel counters with a small package roll up. ONE... TWO... Palis kicks out. Both men are back to their feet, and Angel takes Palis down with a clothesline. Angel gets up, shaking his leg in an attempt to shake off the effects of Palis working over his leg, then makes the tag to Chris P while Danny Palis tags in Tyler Straven.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's see if the Solution, as he likes to call himself, can have a better accounting of himself than he had earlier to start the bout.

JASON MARTEL
He was caught off guard earlier, Mark.

Straven charges at Chris P and attempts a clothesline, but Chris P ducks the clothesline attempt. Straven turns around, only to be tagged with a series of right hands by Chris P, followed up by Chris P raising his hand in the air and yelling to the crowd, then finishing up with a discus clothesline that knocks Straven down as Chris P falls down with him, but not hurting Chris P. Clinton and Angel both hold their boots up in the air, asking Chris P to ram Straven headfirst into both of their boots. Chris P obliges as he picks Straven up and rams him headfirst into Clinton's boot, then into Angel's boot, staggering Straven around as he walks right into a kick to the midsection followed by a piledriver from Chris P. Chris P goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Palis runs in and breaks up the count.

JASON MARTEL
Danny Palis saving the match for his team as well as his chances of winning the Texas Championship.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I can bet you that he wasn't trying to save Tyler Straven's chances of winning the Texas Championship.

Chris P has words with Danny Palis, who spits into Chris P's face. Chris P is angered, charging at Palis, who uses Chris P's anger against him as he takes him down with a drop toe hold that sends Chris P headfirst into the middle turnbuckle. Palis steps back through the ropes and stands on the apron as Straven struggles to his feet and makes the tag to Palis. Palis works Chris P over with several clubbing blows to the back, then grabs the middle rope and chokes Chris P with it. Palis proceeds to pick Chris P up and whip him hard into the corner. Palis charges in and hits a running back elbow in the corner, grabs Chris P by the head and runs out of the corner, slamming Chris P down facefirst with a Diamond Cutter.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Knox City Knockout could do it!

JASON MARTEL
But look at Danny! He's tossing Chris P out of the ring and daring Chris Angel to come into the ring because only Angel can be pinned or made to submit for the title to change hands.

Angel walks into the ring, ready to go at it with Palis, only for Straven to slap Palis on the shoulder, tagging himself in. Palis' jaw drops as he throws his arms up in the air. Straven charges in at Angel, only for Angel to hiptoss him into the turnbuckles in the corner. Palis throws his hands down in disgust and storms out of the ring and on to the back to a big pop from the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Wait a second! Danny Palis is walking out on his partner!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I can't blame him, but in Straven's defense, a shot at the Texas Title is on the line.

Angel picks Straven up and brings him down with a backbreaker, followed by a tag out to Clinton. Clinton steps over the ropes and into the ring, picking Straven up by the head. He places Straven's head in between his knees, then lifts high up in the air, slamming him down hard with the Three Story Hell Ride. Meanwhile, Chris P, who has recovered and is back on the apron, is asking for the tag, and Clinton shrugs his shoulders and obliges. Chris P walks into the ring, picks Straven up, and nails him with the Lights Out. Chris P then looks over to Angel, and asks him if he wants to finish the job. Angel puts out his hand for the tag, and Chris P obliges him. Angel walks in, lifts Straven up, and slams him down with the Fallen. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winners: Chris Angel, Chris P and Jack Clinton

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match: Chris P, Jack Clinton, and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tyler Straven's selfishness has done him in.

JASON MARTEL
Now you gotta wonder if he'll be in any condition to compete at Summer Bash.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right now, let's take it backstage, where I understand IP Freely is set to talk to SNW's latest acquisition, Robert Ravencroft.

Standing in front of a set of lockers are IP Freely and Robert Ravencroft.

IP FREELY
I'm here with one of SNW's latest acquisitions, Robert Ravencroft. Robert, what's your take on SNW and your career that's about to begin here?

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Take? This place is full of psychos and lost souls. In other words, I feel right at home!

IP FREELY
Strange words from a strange man. Anyways, where's your sister?

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Oh, she's around somewhere, but don't worry about her because with me here, I doubt anyone is going to give her trouble unless they want to die.

IP FREELY
Any predictions on how your career might go?

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Lives will be lost, minds will be massacred, and bodies will be brutalized. No one will be safe from the oncoming apocalypse that is Robert Ravencroft!

IP FREELY
Uh, thanks for your time. IP Freely, signing off...

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
What the hell?! That's really your name?! I thought that was a joke. Dude, next time we meet, you better have some kind of name change cause I won't waste my time with some dork named I.C Weener.

IP FREELY
It's IP Freely!

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Nobody cares!

ULTIMATE X FOR THE SNW TEXAS TAG TEAM TITLES! CHRIS P GETS A SHOT AT THE VON ERICH MEMORIAL CHAMPION, WHOEVER IT MAY BE! 4 WAY ELIMINATION BOUT FOR THE SNW TEXAS HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! AND THE WAR GAMES! SNW PRESENTS SUMMER BASH, LIVE AND ONLY ON PPV, JULY 24 AT 8 PM EST/7 PM CST FROM THE SOLD OUT MOODY COLISEUM IN DALLAS, TX!

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"No Sleep Til' Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys blares over the sound system, and the fans cheer the entrance of Kijar Donnelly who is being escorted to the ring by the lovely Valerie Snyder. Posing very Amazing Red like on the way to the ring, the fans cheer both Synder and Donnelly.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following is a Tap Out Match for the SNW Bad Blood Championship! The only way to win this match is to force your opponent to tap out. Making his way to the ring first the challenger from Rome, Italy and being accompanied to the ring by Valerie Synder. Weighing in at 175 lbs., representing Versus Violation, "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly!

Donnelly climbs into the ring, while Synder stays on the outside as the fans clamor for her. She sees a sign at ringside that says "MARRY ME VALERIE" being held by a ten year old boy. She takes the sign and plants a kiss on it, then kisses the young boy on the cheek to the cheers of the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The second of our four title matches, and this time it is about to get painful up in here.

JASON MARTEL
Please, you are not DMX you can't talk like that.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Whatever the language, the Bad Blood Title will be decided in a Tap Out Match. There are no pinfalls, disqualifications, or count outs. The only way for this match to end is for one man to slap the mat and give up.

JASON MARTEL
The ultimate test of manhood and testicular fortitude here. Who can take the most pain? That will be the deciding factor in who comes away with a victory tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kijar Donnelly is certainly looking to become that man. He picked up the title shot at 4 Up by winning the All You Can Destroy Buffet Invitational, and is getting his chance to cash in and pick up the first title for the Versus Violation stable.

JASON MARTEL
Doubtful that will happen tonight. Donnelly is a man short on inches, experience, and fortitude tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't count the guy out, he might be just too much for the Modern Day Hero to handle.

JASON MARTEL
I wouldn't say that at all.

"Remember the Name" by Fort Minor thumps over the PA, and the fans turn to boos as James Jackson steps out on the aisle with his Bad Blood title buckled around his waist. He walks to the ring deflecting the hate off his Teflon-like skin.

HARRY SACHS
Making his way to the ring, the champion. He is from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 220 lbs., he is the reigning and defending SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

Jackson goes through the ropes, entering the ring as the fans continue to boo their hearts out. He unstraps his title, holds it up for a moment, and then hands it to the referee.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Anyone that would doubt the toughness and resiliency of James Jackson has some serious problems. The back to back 4 Up winner has been nothing but an all out animal, and has proven he can do whatever he wants his way.

JASON MARTEL
He has not resorted to weapons, and that is what gives him the edge tonight. He hasn't settled for the cheap route, he has honed his skills. Tonight is a match that suits him very well.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Though you have to wonder about the momentum factor. How long can Jackson keep this streak running? Is he the next Goldberg, without the horrible vocabulary and lack of originality, or is he something significantly less?

JASON MARTEL
Well I think Jackson would resent being compared to such an inferior in ring tactician. But I get your point, and I do have to believe that Jackson will find a way to retain his title just like he has in every match.

Tap Out Match
SNW Bad Blood Championship
Kijar Donnelly w/ Valerie Synder vs. James Jackson(c)

The referee holds the Bad Blood Title up in front of both Jackson and Donnelly, and handed it off to the timekeeper who then rings the bell to start the match. Donnelly and Jackson circle for a moment, with Donnelly chopping his feet and Jackson moving smoothly. Donnelly locks up with Jackson, who responds by shoving him away and onto his back. Donnelly gets up aggressively, and once again goes to engage Jackson. This time, Jackson snaps off a German suplex that sends the smaller Donnelly flying across the ring and landing directly on his back. Wasting no time, Jackson sprints and slides down to the fallen Donnelly. Grasping his arm, he locks in a Fujiwara armbar that twists and pops the shoulder of Donnelly. Donnelly struggles, frantically fighting to break the hold somehow. The referee is hovering over him, making sure that if Donnelly taps he will be right there to record the action. Donnelly pauses for a moment, then slams his head directly into the head of Jackson. Jackson is stunned for a moment, but Donnelly does it again and this time the hold is broken. Jackson is rubbing his head where Donnelly blasted him, as Donnelly stands back up rotating his arm in order to get the blood flowing again.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Donnelly a unique way to battle out of that submission, I don't think I've ever seen that before.

JASON MARTEL
That arm will now be a target point for Jackson. He can work it all night and try to work a win that way.

Donnelly and Jackson are cautious about approaching each other after the last exchange. Donnelly breaks the silence, if you will, by quickly sprinting and landing a dropkick to the chest of Jackson. He reels and stumbles, as Donnelly recovers and starts punching Jackson in the face and torso rocking him back and forth to the delight of the crowd. An European uppercut sent Jackson's jaw up, and Donnelly kept on the advantage with a double arm DDT. Jackson is on the mat and the fans love it, as Donnelly locks in a quick half nelson, tying up Jackson's arm and applying the pressure to the back, arm, and shoulder of Jackson. Jackson did not panic, instead using his free arm to elbow any part of Donnelly he could find. The constant jabbing into the various appendages eventually caused Donnelly to give up on the hold, freeing Jackson to get back to his feet. Donnelly, wanting to capitalize on the momentum he had built up, ran full force at Jackson attempting a clothesline but Jackson slickly ducked under the arm coming directly at him. Jackson kicked Donnelly right in the stomach, landing a vicious STO that put Donnelly flat on his back.

MARK BISHOP
Donnelly seemed to have the advantage, but then the savvy of Jackson came into play and he planted the challenger with an STO.

JASON MARTEL
This match will come down too who will make the least mistakes, and Donnelly made a big one here.

Jackson continues his work on the now downed Donnelly. Stomps to the lower back send him reaching and wrenching to try and work the pain that Jackson is causing out of his body. Sensing weakness, Jackson places a boot to the head sending his face and skull bouncing off the canvas to stun his opponent. He then squat down over the lower back of Donnelly, and grabbed his left leg in a single crap. He leans back while clutching his limb, as Donnelly screamed out from the pain shooting down his leg and up through his back and spine. Jackson is seemingly enjoying the pain. The referee is on his chest in front of the now struggling Donnelly, asking him if he wants to tap out. Donnelly is shaking his head emphatically no, and he is trying to use his arms to get some space between himself and the canvas in order to get out of his predicament. He pounds the mat in frustration, and Jackson tries to lobby that as a tap out but the referee rebukes him. Thinking quickly, Donnelly once again tries to push himself up on the mat. He succeeds in getting himself up off the mat, and then quickly latched his hands around Jackson's neck and falling forward again. It's a double submission, with Donnelly choking Jackson as the single leg crab remains intact. Jackson quickly lets go of Donnelly's leg, and is able to slide out of the choke hold as both are left reeling and trying to recover.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kijar Donnelly wants to win this match tonight, and is dipping into the absurd to try and stay alive!

JASON MARTEL
That should have been disallowed! IT'S A DAMN CHOKE HOLD!

The exchange that just took place has drained the energy and stamnia of both men, as they are each trying to regain themselves and their cardio quickly to try and regain a foothold in this match. After a minute or so, both men get back up to their feet and stagger for a moment, before throwing punches at each other. Whenever Donnelly lands one, the crowd goes up in a "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", while Jackson would deliver a strike and receive a "BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The exchange seemed to take the same out of both men, who were already spent from punishing each other. Jackson breaks up the monotony, and tries to land a Yakuza kick that would have taken Donnelly's head off. Donnelly was able to use his petite size to duck under the kick, and then delivered an Italian Kick right to the back of the confused Jackson who is rocked by it. Not wasting any time, Donnelly follows up the kick by locking in the Stallion Sleeper on Jackson as the fans explode in the audience. Keeping his arm cinched around the neck and trapping one arm, Jackson struggles to break the hold but the two fall to the ground with Donnelly digging his knee into the back of Jackson causing even more pain. With no other recourse, Jackson started furiously slapping his chest in an obvious tap out which the referee signaled the bell to be rung.

Winner: Kijar Donnelly

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, and the NEW SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly![/b]

Kijar Donnelly is handed the Bad Blood Championship by the referee. He holds the title up in the air, and spins in a circle, desplaying it to the crowd. The cheering of the fans turns to silence as "The City Sleeps in Flames" by Scary Kids Scaring Kids. Lucky Kage is seen in the arena. The fans are unsure what to think of the appearance. He walks down the aisle, up to Kijar Donnelly. He looks to the left, and then to the ring, a ring worker hands both men microphones.

KIJAR DONNELLY
Proved ya wrong, ova hea, didn't I, Kage?

LUCKY KAGE
Look, i didn't come out here to fight out, or to make fun of you. I uh, just wanted to say... Nice job. I was wrong, you did beat James Jackson, and now, you are the Bad Blood Champion! Congrats, man.

KIJAR DONNELLY
Thanks, that feels really great coming from an American who doubted me.

LUCKY KAGE
Don't push it.

The two let out laughs, and Lucky offers his hand for a handshake. The hand shake is accepted, and the shake is turned into Lucky raising Kijar's arm, while Kijar raises the Bad Blood Championship.

MARK FOLLOWILL
To quote another famous announcer, DONNELLY WINS! DONNELLY WINS!

JASON MARTEL
What a joke, what a freaking joke!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Stallion Sleeper secured success for the Stallion!

JASON MARTEL
Enough alliteration, Jesus Christ. He got lucky, that's all.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well on this night, luck seemed to be the thing that would decide this match. Kijar was able to duck a kick, deliver his Italian Kick, then lock in the Stallion Sleeper which eventually forced the tap out and the new champion!

JASON MARTEL
There will be Hell to pay for this one.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Something tells me Kijar and the rest of Versus Violation cares, as they have now laid claim to their first singles title tonight at The Main Event!

METH: RUINING THE CITIES OF AZLE AND SPRINGTOWN SINCE NOAH![/center]

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The show returns from commercial to show the fans milling about in the hallways outside the gym, doubling as the concession area as we hear what Mark Followill welcome the viewers at home back to the show.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're back with more of The Main Event, and coming up next, it's title vs. career as Wench puts the Von Erich Memorial Title on the line against the career of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. Right now, Misty Crawford is standing by with Wench and Matt Margera.

The shot switches over to the interview area, with Misty standing by along with Wench and Matt Margera in front of the Main Event banner.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Alright, with me right now is Matt Margera, and his wife, the current SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench. Wench, I must ask you, are you 100% focused on your match with Kid Thunder tonight given that you've spent more time playing World of Warcraft and lord knows what else?

Matt and Wench look very annoyed at Misty's line of questioning.

WENCH
You know, this is what's wrong with all of you folks in the media today. You take EVERYTHING out of context to make others look bad because you're jealous of their success. You don't want to bother letting the folks know at home that I had been training non-stop for weeks leading up to this match tonight, and the day the SNW camera crew came over was my first day off from training, so everybody thinks I'm taking this lightly. Well I can guarantee you I'm not taking this lightly at all.

MATT MARGERA
You see, Misty, there has been a pestilence in the land of professional wrestling, and the name of that pestilence Alex Daniels. He has plagued the world of wrestling for far too long, and tonight we finally blot his name out of the Perfect World's Book of Life.

The shot switches back to inside the Bethesda Christian School gymnasium as "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction blasts over the speakers. The fans respond with tremendously loud boos as Kid Thunder walks out to the ring in his trademark white headband and white vest with "KT" written in black on the back. However, there seems to be a heel section at ringside that is cheering Kid Thunder on. He looks over at said section and flashes a grin as he continues his walk toward the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following contest is title vs. career, pitting the Von Erich Memorial Championship against the career of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
We could be seeing Alex Daniels wrestling in SNW for the very last time, Jason.

JASON MARTEL
Or we could be seeing the crowning of a new Von Erich Memorial Champion. You have to look at the glass half full, Mark. But then again, doing play by play for the Dallas Mavericks would give anybody a negative attitude toward life.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I will give the devil his due. We haven't heard from Hellspawn ever since Kid Thunder dispatched of him this past year. So he just might be able to pull it off here tonight.

Kid Thunder walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, outstretching his arms and opening up the palms of his hands as if to say "the best is right here!" He takes off his headband and vest as "Awake and Alive" by Skillet blasts over the PA. The fans continue their booing as Matt Margera, his trademark horsehead cane in his right hand, appears from behind the curtain, along with Wench, who's wearing her Von Erich Memorial Title around her waist. Matt has his left arm around Wench's shoulder, and he pulls her in for a passionate kiss, ignoring the hatred of the rabid fans.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs... accompanied to the ring by Matt Margera... the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wench claims to be focused. She claims that the SNW camera crew didn't show all of her training sessions, and that all SNW fans saw was her playing World of Warcraft.

JASON MARTEL
I for one don't blame her for being pissed off. I wouldn't be surprised if that mole that keeps leaking out incidents involving the Texas Rangers baseball team... incidents that have already been taken care of, mind you... I wonder if that mole is the same person that was in charge of the SNW camera crew.

Margera and Wench continue their walk down to the ring, ignoring the fans as they approach the ring. Matt walks over to his corner as Wench slides under the ropes and into the ring, taking off her championship belt as she stands up, handing the belt over to referee Mike Croft. The ref shows the belt to Kid Thunder, then holds it up in the air before calling for the bell.

Von Erich Memorial Title vs Kid Thunder's Career
Wench (c) vs "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels

Wench and Kid Thunder circle the ring in the feeling out process of the match. Wench goes for a takedown, but Kid Thunder is able to overpower her, grabbing a hold of her in a front facelock. Kid Thunder holds on as Wench tries to fight out of it, but Kid Thunder clubs her in the back, then takes her down with a snapmare takeover. Kid Thunder follows up with a dropkick to the back of Wench's neck, causing Wench to double over on the canvas as Kid Thunder goes for a quick pin. ONE... TWO... Wench is able to kick out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We almost had a new champion right there!

JASON MARTEL
Wench isn't going down that easily.

Kid Thunder goes to pick Wench up, but she counters with a poke to the eyes. Wench follows up with a series of open hand slaps to Kid Thunder's chest, with Kid Thunder clutching his chest and trying to get away from Wench. Wench goes for one more slap to the chest, but Kid Thunder grabs her by the wrist, taunting her as she struggles to free herself to no avail. Kid Thunder performs an arm wrench, followed by a martial arts style mule kick that knocks Wench down. Kid Thunder stomps away at Wench several times, then follows up with a jumping leg drop. Kid Thunder goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out. But before Wench can get back up, Kid Thunder locks her in a grounded side headlock. Wench keeps her arm up in the air to try to keep the blood from rushing to her head, then begins to struggle back to her feet. Kid Thunder is losing hold of the grip of the headlock as Wench is back to her feet. Wench elbows Kid Thunder in the midsection several times, finally breaking herself free of the headlock. She goes to run the ropes, only for Kid Thunder to grab her by the hair and yank her down to the canvas. The heel section applauds Kid Thunder, and he takes a bow for them.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't stand either competitor in this match, so I don't know if I should call that a genius move by Kid Thunder, or a dastardly move.

JASON MARTEL
Call it what you want, but I call it brilliant!

Kid Thunder goes to run the ropes, only for Matt Margera to hit him across the back with his horsehead cane, sending Kid Thunder down to the mat. The ref yells at Matt about it, but Matt puts his arms up in the air in a failed attempt to plead his innocence.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know why referee Mike Croft is bothering to warn Matt Margera. Not like he can disqualify Wench as this is SNW.

MARK FOLLOWILL
He may not be able to disqualify Wench, but he can eject Matt Margera from ringside, who's lucky to be allowed out there because he doesn't even have a manager's license!

Wench gets back to her feet and capitalizes on Kid Thunder being smacked with the horsehead cane by holding onto the ropes and stomping away at Kid Thunder, then choking him with her boot as he furiously kicks the mat from being choked. Wench picks Kid Thunder up and locks him in a headlock, runs, jumps up into the air and drives Kid Thunder down headfirst with a running bulldog. Wench goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up. Wench picks Kid Thunder up and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but Kid Thunder reverses the whip, sending Wench into the ropes. Wench off the rebound, and Kid Thunder brings her down with a snap huracanrana pin. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out, pushing Kid Thunder off of her.

JASON MARTEL
So close, yet so far for Alex Daniels.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both competitors back to their feet now, and Kid Thunder once again goes for the huracanrana, but Wench counters with a vicious powerbomb! Wench holding on for the pin... ONE... TWO... and Alex Daniels somehow is able to get the shoulder up, and his career lasts a little bit longer.

Wench doesn't let up on Kid Thunder, locking him in a Boston Crab to try and make him submit. Kid Thunder is in serious pain, but he refuses to give up. Matt yells at Kid Thunder, shouting at him to give it up already and call it a career. Kid Thunder glares over at Matt with an angry look of defiance as he pushes himself up, then uses his momentum to push Wench off of him. Kid Thunder is having a hard time getting back up, though, allowing Wench to get back to her feet first. She grabs Kid Thunder by the waist, picking him up and slamming him down with a German suplex pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder somehow rolls out of the pin attempt. Wench can't believe it, then goes to pick up Kid Thunder, but he rolls her into a small package. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out. Wench is back to her feet first, but Kid Thunder takes her down with a sweeping kick. Kid Thunder picks her up and takes her down with a snap suplex, but he holds onto her as he picks her back up and slams her down hard with a Sambo suplex. Kid Thunder goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench somehow gets the shoulder up, and Kid Thunder pounds the mat with furious anger and frustration, yelling at the ref that it should've been three.

JASON MARTEL
Alex better watch his temper.

MARK FOLLOWILL
He keeps coming so close, but it seems something always happens and he just can't get it done. Tonight may very well be the last night we see Kid Thunder in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
And with all due respect to the Perfect World, that would be a sad day for Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Kid Thunder is standing up, getting in the ref's face about the count, but the ref stands his ground that it was a two count. Wench is back to her feet, and seizes the opportunity to nail Kid Thunder in the back with a dropkick, sending Kid Thunder crashing into referee Mike Croft, knocking him out. Wench goes to pick up Kid Thunder, but Kid Thunder gouges her in the eyes, followed up by the Thunderbolt. He's about to go to cover her, but then realizes there's no referee because he's out cold. Kid Thunder goes to try and revive the ref, but Matt Margera slides into the ring and is about to slam the horsehead cane across the back of Kid Thunder's head. But Kid Thunder sees Margera out of the corner of his eye and clotheslines Margera in the midsection, then knocks him down with a step up enziguri. Kid Thunder takes the cane and begins choking Margera with it, but then out of the crowd and sliding into the ring are Tyler Guevara and Andy Lionheart. Kid Thunder turns around, and Guevara nails him flush in the face with a running big boot. Andy Lionheart then picks Kid Thunder up and brings him down with the Lion's Heart. Matt Margera picks himself up, as does Wench, and all four members of the Perfect World are standing over Kid Thunder, laughing at him until Super Vader, Killer Kong, Mike Hanson and the Mauler come running into the ring. All four of them are brawling with each other. Tyler Guevara, Andy Lionheart, the Mauler and Mike Hanson all brawl their way into the audience and out of sight. Matt Margera is able to knock Killer Kong out with the Benihana, but Super Vader grabs Margera from behind and slams him down with the Vader Bomb. Super Vader is grunting and doing the Vader hand signal to the delight of the fans until Wench crotches him with a low blow. Super Vader slowly turns around, and Wench knocks him out with a Benihana of her own. Wench sees Kid Thunder getting up, but she hoists him up on her shoulder, then slams him down across her knee, knocking him out with the Go To Sleep.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wench just nailed Alex Daniels with the Go To Sleep!

JASON MARTEL
Kid Thunder's career may be sleeping permanently now.

The ref, holding onto his ribs and barely able to move, sees Wench covering Kid Thunder as she yells at him to hurry up. The ref makes the count...




ONE!......














TWO!.....












Kid Thunder somehow gets the shoulder up, and Wench can't believe it as she just lays there, the camera zooming in on her dumbfounded face. The ref is lying down facefirst on the mat, trying to recover as Wench pounds the mat in frustration. She's even more frustrated as Kid Thunder is practically still out of it, and it's apparent he only got the shoulder up on pure instinct. Wench gets up and is about to pick Kid Thunder up, only for Goryokaku to come running in through the crowd to a big pop. Wench turns around, and she damn near gets her head taken off with a Gory Kick. Goryokaku slides out of the ring and runs off out of sight as Kid Thunder slowly gets his head up to see that Wench is out cold. The ref is slowly recovering in an attempt to get into position if Kid Thunder can make a cover. Kid Thunder drapes his arm over Wench's chest and the ref makes the count...












ONE!.....














TWO!.....













THREE!

Winner: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels

HARRY SACHS
Your winner, and neeeeeeeeeeeeeeew SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion!.... "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's a lose-lose situation for all of us here in SNW!

JASON MARTEL
What do you mean?! Kid Thunder won't have to retire now!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I know!

JASON MARTEL
How is it a lose-lose situation, then?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it was either Wench as Von Erich Memorial Champion, or it was Kid Thunder saving his career and winning his first title. And worse yet, we'll never hear the end of this from him!

Highlights from the past two War Games matches that took place at the past two Summer Bash PPVs are shown, set to the tune of "Peace Sells" by Megadeth.

NARRATOR
July 24 from the sold out Moody Coliseum in Dallas, Texas, SNW will have all out war on its hands! The Perfect World and the Destruction Crew look to tear each other apart in the War Games! Two rings. One enclosed steel cage. Nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide. The only way to win is by submit or surrender! It's Summer Bash, live and only on PPV!

BILL GOLDBERG: SPARING PEOPLE TO DEATH 173 TIMES IN A ROW!

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MARK FOLLOWILL
We're back with more of The Main Event, and during the break, an angry Tyler Straven came out and ranted about how he's sick of being held down by the management in SNW and challenged anyone to come out and face him, and that if he couldn't beat them, he'd leave SNW forever.

JASON MARTEL
And like sharks that smell blood, here came the Switch Stallions to take on the self-proclaimed "Solution."

We see the video footage of what Mark Followill and Jason Martel are discussing.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The bell rang, and Tyler Straven couldn't come up with an answer to the high powered offense of Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly, who finished him off with their trademark Switch Stallion, and both men covered him for the one-two-three. And remember, Kijar had already wrestled once tonight already!

JASON MARTEL
Well you know what this means now.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yes, it means that the 4 Way Elimination bout at Summer Bash for the Texas Heavyweight Championship has pretty much become a Three Way.... Wait a second... I'm getting word in my headset that Brenda Price is standing by with an update on the situation. Brenda?

Shot switches to a backstage hallway, where Brenda Price is standing by.

BRENDA PRICE
Thanks, Mark. I just finished talking with Gordon Heath and Codi Shane concerning the scheduled 4 Way Elimination bout at Summer Bash that was going to see Chris Angel defend his Texas Championship against Jack Clinton, Versus Vince and Tyler Straven. However, due to the events of what happened during the commercial break, Tyler Straven is now gone from SNW, as is presumably Steve. Gordon Heath and Codi Shane then stated that the next contender in line to take part in this match will be none other than...


Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis. Guys, back to you.

Shot switches back to the announce table to see the stunned looks of Mark Followill and Jason Martel.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well how about that? Danny Palis named as Tyler Straven's replacement at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
This is a big opportunity for the Sahara Reign. We've talked about the roll he's been on since avenging that fluke loss to Mike LaFontaine, and now he's rolling into Summer Bash with another crack at the Texas Heavyweight Championship.

As the opening synth sounds of "I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz hits the sound system, the fans rise and watch in anticipation for a few seconds before finally the drums kick in and the curtain gets thrown aside as Johnny Moxie trots out, followed by Simon Sensation. Simon hits his pose as Johnny gets on a knee in front of him and raises his hands up briefly before getting up.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! Making their way to the ring first the challengers. Johnnie Moxie and Simon Sensation, SiMox!

The two walk to ringside slowly before Simon hops onto the apron and poses while Johnny slides into the ring and gets on the middle rope with a smirk as Simon gets into the ring and their music slowly dies.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well we are set for tag team title action, as SiMox gets their first chance at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles since their return to the company a couple of months ago.

JASON MARTEL
And let it be known this is the worst match up in a title match I might have ever seen.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well now that is just really wrong and unfair to them. Both of these teams have worked hard.

JASON MARTEL
Blah blah blah.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm sorry?

JASON MARTEL
You can say all this work crapola, but the fact of the matter is these teams couldn't wipe the jocks of teams before them.

"Indestructible" by Disturbed booms over the sound system, as the fans cheer Death Sentence walking out onto the aisle. Wearing their titles around their waists, they basically ignore the fans as per their usual focus routine.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, they are the reigning and defending SNW Texas Tag Team Champions. Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

The pair climb into the ring, staring down the SiMox team who are across the ring looking very nonchalant about the whole ordeal.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The reigning champs have held the belts since Wrestlestock, and they appear to be ready to hold onto them for quite awhile.

JASON MARTEL
Snore. Call me when we get some real champions instead of these Muta ripoffs up in here.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's reducing them a bit, since they've been the dominant team in this company for quite awhile now.

JASON MARTEL
Big deal, I could do that I just don't want too.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Something tells me that is just a bluff.

JASON MARTEL
I don't need your approval, I do what I want.

SNW Texas Tag Team Championship: SiMox vs. Death Sentence(c)

Soul Reaper and Johnnie Moxie start the match in the ring as the bell rings. Reaper wastes no time going after his opponent, drilling Moxie's calves and thighs with brutal machine gun kicks. Moxie jumps up and down, trying to get out of the way of the quick moving feet of Reaper. Moxie keeps trying to move in for a clinch, however he can't even get close. Reaper finally stops long enough to lock up, and takes Moxie over with a brutal Exploder suplex. A quick cover by Reaper ONE...TW... and not even two as Moxie gets his shoulder up. Reaper brings Moxie up, but gets a double elbow to the stomach. Reaper recoils and bends at the waist, as Moxie bounces off the ropes and plants a dropkick right in the face of Reaper sending him down to the mat with a loud CRACK! A quick pin cover by Moxie ONE...TW... and not even two again as Reaper kicks out forcefully. Moxie brings up Reaper, and slings him towards the SiMox corner with a Japanese armdrag. Moxie tags in his partner Simon Sensation, who comes in and works the ten second tag rule. The whip is reversed now, as both Moxie and Sensation are drilling Reaper with kicks. Sensation then loads Reaper on his shoulder, as Moxie climbs the top rope and dropkicks off hitting Sensation and sending Reaper and Sensation to the mat in a strong Samoan drop. Sensation hooked the leg with his near hand ONE...TWO...TH... and a two count as Reaper kicks out.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Early momentum by Death Sentence has now been swung in the direction of SiMox.

JASON MARTEL
Watching these two harm each other makes me horny.

Sensation has taken the driver's seat as Moxie exits the ring. Reaper has staggered to his feet, and Sensation rocks him with a European uppercut. He then grabs Reaper's arm, and brings him back to the mat with a side legsweep as Reaper's head bounces off the mat. Sensation goes to the corner and scales the turnbuckle, crouching and waiting for Reaper to stand back up. He stands up after a minute or so, and Sensation dives off the top turnbuckle landing a cross body that landed the two on the mat with a THUMP! Sensation took the opportunity to attempt a pinfall ONE...TWO...THR... and a near fall as Reaper was able to get his shoulder up right before the referee's hand smacked the mat for the third time. Clearly frustrated, Sensation brings Reaper back to his feet and wraps his arms around his neck and head in a sleeper hold. Reaper flails his arms wildly, trying to get out of the hold but Sensation continues to cinch it in. Desperate to break out of it, Reaper drives his elbow into the stomach of Sensation. He continues to deliver elbows to the solax plexus of Sensation, who finally lets go of the sleeper to clutch his stomach where Reaper has been pounding on him. Taking advantage of the opening, Reaper locks his arms around Sensation and lands an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Sensation flying through the air, landing on his back while writing from the pain. Reaper stays down a moment as well, trying to get his head right from the sleeper hold.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Reaper looked like he was going to possibly pass out, but persistence by him got him a belly to belly suplex and the playing field is evened again.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was reading Sports Illustrated, it's more interesting than this match to me.

Reaper and Sensation are both still down, and Reaper looks to be ready to tag out to the fresh man Cyanide in his corner. Sensation however latches hold of Reaper's ankle, and as Sensation walks back over to his own corner he drags his opponent with him. Sensation tags Moxie, who is well rested, back into the match. Making use of their mutual ten seconds, Sensation backs up and stands behind Reaper as Moxie stands in front of him. Sensing trouble as Sensation goes for a leg sweep, Reaper quickly drills his elbow into Sensation's nose with a sick CRACK! Moxie, ignorant to these goings on, attempts a superkick but is caught by Reaper and hit with an Exploder suplex. The fans cheer as Reaper is now crawling to his own corner, trying hard to get to the fresh man as Sensation and Moxie both try to recover and prevent the tag. Sensation was able to recover quicker, and ran to stop Reaper but gets a quick kick to the stomach for his efforts. Moxie reaches down and tries to grab both legs, but before he can get a good grip on Reaper he receives a boot heel to the chin for his troubles. Reaper, finally uninhibited, gets to his own corner and tags in his partner Cyanide to the cheers of the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Moxie and Sensation tried the best they could, but Reaper has tagged out and finally got in the fresh man Cyanide.

JASON MARTEL
Stop interrupting my nap Mark, damn.

Cyanide enters the ring as Reaper rolls out and brings in a new burst of energy. He lands a running knee to the face of Sensation, who is hit so hard he is taken out of the ring by the impact. Turning to Moxie now, he lands a huge chop that elicits a "WOOOOOOO" from the crowd as Moxie is backed into the corner by it. Cyanide continues the chops, over and over and over again. Moxie's chest slowly turns beet red as the hand of Cyanide connects repeatedly with it. Laying his arm across Moxie's chest and neck, Cyanide brings him out of the corner and forcefully delivers Moxie down to the mat with an STO that rattled the spine. Cyanide quickly scaled the top rope, turned backwards, and landed a high impact beautiful moonsault right across the chest of Moxie and went for a cover ONE...TWO...THR... and nearly a three count but Moxie barely got his shoulder up before the three count was made. Cyanide gets up and stands away from Moxie, waiting for him as Moxie slowly gets back up to a vertical base. Moxie slowly stands up, a bit faced after the offensive onslaught, and turns around right into Cyanide. Wasting no movement or time, he grabs the arms of Moxie and lands The Last Breath forcefully on the canvas as Moxie compresses then lays out flat as Cyanide goes for a pinfall ONE....TWO....THREE!

Winners: Death Sentence

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners and STILL the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It appeared like Moxie and Sensation were going to be able to have their way via isolation tag team wrestling, but eventually Reaper was able to tag in Cyanide. He came in and started cleaning house, and that ended up being church for the challengers today.

JASON MARTEL
So basically the New Japan imitators beat the homosexuals?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Dammit Jason will you show any sort of respect towards these two teams? They both fought hard, and your blatant lack of caring is just ridiculous.

JASON MARTEL
Fine, if you are so damn crazy about this I will.

MARK FOLLOWIL
Well, anytime soon.

JASON MARTEL
Oh, I was lying. I thought you realized that.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Son of a bitch, just go to break already.

THE WORLD CUP: WHERE EVERY FOUR YEARS WE CAN PRETEND TO LIKE A SPORT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING PATRIOTIC![/b][/center]

[sh17]

"Always" by Salivia echoes throughout the Main Event's arena. Cheers are electrified through the Bethesda Christian School gymnasium as Syco Boy and Dave Mason come out from the back.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a tag team grudge match set for one fall! Introducing first, both from Clayton, North Carolina, with a combined weight of Four-Hundred and Thirty-Three pounds, the team of Dave Mason and Syco Boy, the Xtreme Team!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Here's my pick, Martel. The two are charismatic, willing to entertain, they've got the complete package here in SNW. A win over the Enforcers of Pain could sky rocket their careers even higher.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, they're the complete package alright, lightweight, without strength, everything you would wish for in a puppy.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hey, both are bigger than Strickler, Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Is that supposed to change my mind?

Syco and Mason start jumping all around, and the fans go crazy. They start chanting and cheering, going ecstatic for the Xtreme Team. Dave Mason slaps hands with fans to the right, and Syco Boy is slapping hands with fans to the left. After all the paying customers are happy, the two get in the ring. Each of them hop on opposite turnbuckles and taunt to the crowd. The emotions in the arena shift from happiness to anger as "Sh*tList" by L7 begins playing over the loudspeakers. The Enforcers of Pain, Benson and S.T. Strickler, appear in the arena.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, at a combined weight of Four-Hundred and Sixty-Two pounds, the team of 'The Real Deal' S.T. Strickler and Benson, the Enforcers! of! Pain!

JASON MARTEL
What did I tell you? Even with Strickler being light they both exceed the Xtreme Team.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Sorry, I forgot that these guys are fatter than the others. Get over it.

Strickler slowly walks down the aisle, as does Benson. The two are arguing with the jeering fans, who are yelling out horrendus insults to the two wrestlers. As they approach the ring, Strickler slowly walks up the steps and onto the apron. Benson gets inside the ring. As Benson removes his coat and tie, Strickler is on the inside pointing at himself, saying 'Real. Deal.' The bell rings as they turn around to face their opponents.

Tag Team Grudge Match
Xtreme Team vs Enforcers of Pain

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Benson is about to get onto the ropes, but Strickler stops him. He points to the other side of the ring, where, already decided, Scyo Boy is in the ring and Mason is on the ropes. Benson shrugs his shoulders and steps back into the ring. An evil smile is shown on Benson's face as he looks at Syco Boy. Syco claps to get the crowd pumped. The cheers electrify the arena, to see Syco run at Benson. He attempts a spear, but Benson grabs Syco's head in mid-spear, and plants him down with a snap DDT. Benson gets to his feet and starts laughing at Syco's effort. The fans let out an amazing hoarde of boos. Benson looks at Strickler, who signals for him to grab a chair. A mistake on Benson's part is sliding out of the ring on the same side as Dave Mason. Mason hops off the apron and looks at Benson, who is oblivious. Syco Boy gets to his feet, and before Strickler can alert Benson, Syco hits him with an elbow to the face. S.T. falls to the floor, and Syco gains momentum before bouncing off the ropes and diving out at Strickler with a Shooting Star Press. On the other side of the ring, Dave Mason hits Benson with a Dropkick. Benson backs up, but does not fall. Mason runs at Benson and begins laying out punches on his skull. Benson is staggering backwards, and is brought into the security barrier. Dave grabs Benson and musters strength for a suplex. He quickly slams him down onto the floor. The referee tries to call the four wrestlers back inside the ring, but both members of the Xtreme Team ignore the call, and continue with their revenge.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is exactly what the Xtreme Team were looking for tonight, revenge.

JASON MARTEL
Revenge? They're completely ignoring the fact that they should be wrestling inside the wrestling ring! They're just isolating their opponents outside the ring to avoid getting pinned.

MARK FOLLOWILL
If you had the opportunity to keep beating them down as much as possible, you would too.

JASON MARTEL
I just think that the Enforcers of Pain deserve a fair chance in this match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
They don't know the meaning of fair.

Syco Boy gets S.T. Strickler to his feet and begins elbowing him in the face. Strickler grabs Syco's arm before a seventh elbow is available. He follows up with a kick to the gut of Syco, and a few punches to the face. This is before an Irish Whip, sending Syco back into the ring. Syco lays motionless on the mat, and Strickler walks around to the other side of the ring. Mason is releasing an arsenal of stomps of Benson, before the game-changer S.T. Strickler hits him with a clothesline to the back of the head. Mason, caught off guard, falls to the floor. Strickler stomps on him a few times before ushering to his partner to grab a chair and get inside. Benson uses the security barrier to slowly get to his feet. He walks over to the apron, about to grab a chair. Before doing so, he looks in the ring and sees Syco at his feet. The big man pretends not to notice, and Syco goes for another Shooting Star Press over the ropes. Benson looks up, grabs Syco Boy in mid-air, and follows up with a Powerslam. Syco rolls around on the floor, grabbing his back in pain.

JASON MARTEL
There we go! Now the playing field has been evened!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You're so biased, that move was powerful, but I have a hunch that it wont stop the Xtreme Team from winning this match.

JASON MARTEL
I bet the little 'speed demons' are going to be wishing they hadn't faced the Enforcers of Pain when its all over.

Strickler stops stomping on Mason and claps for Benson. Benson finally does as requested and grabs a chair from under the ring. He slides to the inside, and Strickler does his part by throwing Syco back into the ring once again. As the Real Deal returns to his side of the ropes, he watches as Benson argues with the crowd about using the chair. This gives Syco time to recover and roll onto the apron, then gets to his feet on the apron. Strickler is too busy gloating to warn Benson of the future event to come. Benson turns around, only for Syco to hit a springboard DDT. Before Benson falls, he drops the chair, causing his head to hit the chair from the resulting DDT. Dave Mason is now on the ropes, cheering on his teammate. Strickler starts arguing with the referee over whether the move is legal or not, and the ref just responds with 'This is SNW!'

JASON MARTEL
Syco should've waited his turn, Benson was about to work him over with the chair!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Maybe if Benson spent a little less time boasting at the crowd, and noticed the match hadn't been won yet.

JASON MARTEL
Emphasis on the 'yet.'

Syco explodes with electricity, playing to the fans who cheer him on. He acknowledges the move to Mason, who claps. Strickler capitalizes on Syco's gloating by sliding in the ring and pulling Benson over into the corner. The referee is unaware, and as he turns around, he sees Benson's hand hit Strickler's. Syco ponders for a second, but then shrugs and tags in Dave Mason. Mason ducks a clothesline from S.T. and bounces off the ropes. This time it is Mason going for the clothesline, but Strickler slips through Dave's legs. The Real Deal hops back up and snaps Mason down with a neckbreaker. He follows up by locking in Mason with a Figure-4 Leglock. Mason is unable to fight out. Syco begins pounding on the turnbuckle desperately, trying anything to get Mason out of the Figure-4.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The crowd cheers, hoping for Dave Mason to be able to get out of the submission maneuver!

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, its just too bad he won't!

Dave struggles for several minutes, trying anything to get out of the hold. It is not until he is able to wager over to the ropes for him to use them as leverage. He is able to kick Strickler off of his legs and jump at Syco Boy. The tag is made, and as Strickler regains composure, he looks at Syco, who is on the top rope. Strickler is unable to stop Syco Boy from knocking him down with a Moonsault. Everyone watches as instead of going for a pinfall, Syco grabs the chair. He pulls Strickler over into the corner, and puts the chair in front of his face. Benson is forced, at this point, to get inside the ring. The referee is unable to stop him as he picks up Syco Boy and slams him down with a backbreaker. Syco rolls around on the mat, but Dave Mason gets inside of the ring. Benson is, yet again, arguing with the crowd, unable to counter the back drop being performed by Mason. Mason plays to the crowd and jumps around, before picking up his partner. The two hit a double sliding dropkick, knocking Benson to the outside. This is followed by them getting up top and hitting a Double Flying Syco. Mason stands up and raises both arms as Syco Boy goes down for the cover rather effortlessly. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winners: Xtreme Team

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, the Xtreme! Team!

JASON MARTEL
No! This is a mockery!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A mockery ended by Dave Mason and Syco Boy! The match was full of surprising moments, and it all came to an end with a Double Flying Syco! You can literally hear the hapiness from the crowd!

JASON MARTEL
I can't see how this would bring joy to anyone!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I was under the impression that you couldn't see anything. Didn't they declare you legally blind?

JASON MARTEL
Of course not!

MARK FOLLOWILL
They should have, based on the way you call matches.

JASON MARTEL
Look who's talking about being biased!

MARK FOLLOWILL
In any event, we'll be back with more of The Main Event right after this.

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Shot opens up at the broadcast location, where Mark Followill is standing by, mic in hand, along with Jason Martel. The fans are still in the gymnasium as ring announcer Harry Sachs has reminded them there's a main event match after the Main Event TV taping.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well another edition of The Main Event is in the books, and out of the four titles that were on the line tonight, two of them changed hands.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. Congratulations are in order for "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, winning his first title in SNW. But there's no rest for the weary, as now he has to defend the title against Super Vader next week on Saturday Night Onslaught. And not to mention the fact that the Destruction Crew, and more importantly, Goryokaku, have big targets on them as the Perfect World will definitely want to make them pay for costing Wench the Von Erich Memorial Title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And congratulations are in order for Kijar Donnelly, who forced James Jackson to tap out to become the new SNW Bad Blood Champion.

JASON MARTEL
You talk about a fluke! You know, now that we're into the hot summer of Texas, I wouldn't be surprised if some bug had flown into the building and James Jackson was trying to swat it, and the ref mistook it for a tap out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh don't be silly!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, I'm just sayin'!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's not forget about the self destruction of Tyler Straven tonight. First, he gets the bejeezus beaten out of him by Chris Angel, Jack Clinton and Chris P in the six man tag that opened the show tonight, but then he made probably the most foolish decision of his life during a commercial time out.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. He let his anger do his thinking instead of his brain, and it caused him to make an open challenge to anyone with the stipulation that he'd leave SNW if he didn't win. Well, the Switch Stallions decided to answer the challenge, and they have effectively run Tyler Straven out of the state of Texas.

MARK FOLLOWILL
After all that went down, it was announced that Danny Palis would replace Tyler Straven in the 4 Way Elimination bout for the Texas Championship at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
Speaking of Summer Bash, Death Sentence may have retained their Texas Tag Titles tonight against SiMox, but one must wonder if they can do the same in the Ultimate X match at Summer Bash. Not only do they have to contend with SiMox yet again, but they must also contend with the Switch Stallions, and two teams that almost took each other out of that match tonight, Xtreme Team and the Enforcers of Pain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tensions will be riding high in the Ultimate X match at Summer Bash, that is for certain. For everyone here in SNW, this is Mark Followill reminding you to join us next Saturday night, right here on the CW at 8 PM EST/7 PM CST for Saturday Night Onslaught from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas. Good night, everybody!

A montage of highlights from tonight's show is played as "When The Show Is Over" by the Donnas plays in the background.

Sometimes you can't remember where you spent the night
Sometimes your best friends are smoking me on lights

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

Sometimes it falls apart but you can't let it go
Sometimes you've got the drugs and you just can't say no

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

They've got each other tonight

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In a post-TV taping dark match:
Versus Vince def. Tyler Guevara in a steel cage match after Goryokaku slammed the cage door over Guevara's head, busting him wide open and allowing Versus Vince to climb out of the cage.