Post by Hollywood on Apr 24, 2008 23:30:17 GMT -6
"My Time" hits, and Wench emerges from the curtain accompanied by Matt Margera as the crowd comes to their feet. Matt and Wench pose at the top of the ramp for a few moments before sharing a steamy kiss.
Mark Followill: This is a match that just might steal the show tonight, if their pre-match war of words are any indication.
Jason Martel: If matches were won by trash talking, this match would be a draw.
Matt heads to the back as Wench makes her way to the ring slapping the hands of fans as she goes as the fans cheer.
Monica Deluca: This contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 pounds... Wench!
She slides into the ring. She poses in each corner on the second turnbuckle before back flipping off the fourth one. The gym inside Bethesda Christian School goes dark. A pulse beating is heard around the ring, then "Careless Whisper" blares over the PA and Emo Kid Comes in and has furious expression on his face as the crowd in attendance boos him out of the building.
Monica Deluca: And her opponent, from Bakersfield, California and weighing 185 pounds... Emo Kid!
Wench and Emo Kid meet in center ring as referee Danny Travers calls for the bell. Wench and Emo Kid stare each other down, then Emo slaps Wench hard in the face, drawing "OOOOOOOOHs!" and boos from the crowd. The slap staggers Wench back a bit, and she holds onto her face.
Mark Followill: What a sick man Emo Kid is! He's laughing after slapping Wench across the face!
Jason Martel: Oh come on, Mark. He can't help it if Danny Travers told a funny joke.
Wench chuckles a bit as she walks up to Emo Kid, who's still laughing at her. Wench rares her open hand back and slaps Emo Kid so hard that he falls to the ground face first to tremendously loud cheers from the crowd. Emo Kid staggers up, and Wench takes him down with a bulldog.
Mark Followill: Wench going for the cover and a quick victory! ONE...TWO...Emo Kid kicks out!
Jason Martel: It's going to take a lot more than that to beat Emo Kid. This is a kid who when he gets hurt, it just makes him stronger!
Mark Followill(sarcasm): Yeah, he's all there! He's normal!
Wench goes to pick up Emo Kid, but Emo does an arm sweep that causes Wench to fall backward on the mat. Emo flips into a senton, but misses as Wench rolls out of the way. Both competitors are back to their feet and lock up, both of them jockeying to get the upperhand. Emo Kid hits Wench with a knee to the mid section, followed up by a rake to the eyes. Emo with a series of kicks to the back of Wench's legs, then he takes her down with a back suplex. Emo runs the ropes and nails a quick leg drop(a la the 1-2-3 Kid). Emo right back up, runs the ropes and hits another quick leg drop. He repeats this three more times.
Jason Martel: Emo Kid is fast impressing me with his speed and quickness.
Mark Followill: Cover... ONE...TWO...No. Wench gets the shoulder up as Emo Kid can't quite put her away.
Emo picks Wench up, but Wench catches him with a jawbreaker, followed up by a poke to the eyes, which draws a big pop from the crowd.
Jason Martel: Come on now! How come Danny Travers doesn't disqualify Wench?!
Mark Followill: She's just having some fun in there, Jason.
Jason Martel: Oh please! If Emo Kid had done that to Wench, you'd be pitching a fit about how he should be disqualified! But since Wench is one of your favorites, I guess it's ok!
As Mark and Jason were arguing, Wench nailed Emo with a series of right hands. Wench now with an open hand slap to the chest of Emo Kid. Emo answers with an open hand slap to the chest of his own. Wench and Emo exchange open hand slaps, with Wench gaining the advantage with a series of knife edge chops, the last one sending Emo flipping up and over the top rope and to the floor. As Emo is slow to get to his feet, Wench runs the ropes. Emo back up, but Wench comes flying in between the top and middle ropes and takes herself and Emo down with a suicide dive that draws loud cheers from the crowd.
Mark Followill: Wench might have just take herself out with that suicide dive!
Jason Martel: I hope they can make it back into the ring. With what these two have had to say about each other on SNW.com, I don't want this to end with a count out.
Danny Travers commences with his 10 count as Emo and Wench begin to stir. Emo and Wench are back to their feet, and Wench charges after Emo, but Emo ducks down and overhead back body drops Wench on the floor as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOH!" Emo picks Wench up and rolls her into the ring. Wench gets up as Emo jumps up and springboards off the top ropes and goes for a springboard clothesline, but Wench catches him with a single arm DDT to a huge pop.
Mark Followill: What a reversal by Wench!
Jason Martel: That's why they call it high risk.
Mark Followill: Cover by Wench... ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Emo gets the shoulder up just in time.
Wench picks Emo up by the head and goes for a powerbomb, but Emo rolls over behind Wench with an attempted sunset flip, but he can't get Wench down. Wench goes to punch Emo, but he slips out of the way and Wench punches the mat, and she wiggles her hand as she winces in pain. She turns around and Emo knocks her down with a dropsault. Emo picks Wench up for a side slam, but he puts a little more emphasis on it, nailing a high angle sidewalk slam to the amazement of the crowd.
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Wench barely got the shoulder up in time!
Jason Martel: Emo Kid has to be frustrated that he can't put Wench away.
Emo pounds the mat in anger, arguing with Danny Travers about the count, but Travers insists that it was two. Wench grabs Emo from behind and nails him with a German suplex. Wench looks back to see if Emo's getting up, and he's slowly getting up. Wench takes that time to run and hop onto the top turnbuckle in a fluid motion without the assistance of grabbing the ropes, flies off the top turnbuckkle and knocks Emo Kid right back down with the Whisper in the Wind to a nice pop.
Mark Followill: Wench with a cover. ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Emo Kid is still in this match!
Jason Martel: You could slice Emo Kid's arm right off with a machete, and he'd probably think it was the funniest thing that happened to him.
Wench stomps away at Emo, keeping him down, then nails an elbow drop. Wench goes to climb the top turnbuckle and goes for a five star frog splash, but Emo rolls out of the way as Wench comes crashing down to the mat, holding her stomach and wincing in pain as a result of missing the five star frog splash. Wench back to her feet, but Emo takes her right back down with a front dropkick. Emo goes to the corner and climbs the top turnbuckle as Wench makes her way back to her feet. Emo comes flying off the top with a missile dropkick, but Wench ducks out of the way, causing Emo to knock out Danny Travers inadvertently with a missile dropkick. Emo turns around and Wench catches him with a spinebuster. Wench follows up with a Boston crab.
Mark Followill: Wench with the Boston crab on Emo Kid!
Jason Martel: But there's no referee!
Wench realizes that Travers is down, so she lets go and tries to revive him. All of a sudden, a hooded figure comes out of the crowd and jumps the barricade. He slides into the ring as the crowd is stirring.
Jason Martel: Don't we have better security here in SNW?
Mark Followill: OH MY GOODNESS! Whoever that is, he just laid out with Wench with massive quantums of authority with that chokeslam!
Wench is out cold as Emo Kid slowly gets up. The hooded figure helps Danny Travers back up, who's rolling over to see Emo Kid making the cover on Wench.
Mark Followill: This has been a great match! It can't end like this! ONE...TWO...THREE!
The crowd is none too pleased as they let out a loud chorus of boos. The hooded figure helps Emo Kid up and helps him to the back.
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner... Emo Kid!
Mark Followill: A bad break for Wench, and I'm sure Matt Margera is none too pleased about this!
Jason Martel: Well he should've thought about that when he decided not to be at ringside to watch Wench, but instead just had to play World of Warcraft!
Mark Followill: What are you talking about?! Matt doesn't even like World of Warcraft!
Matt runs down to the ring and checks on Wench, helping her up as Onslaught goes to commercial break.
--COMMERCIAL--
Mark Followill: This is a match that just might steal the show tonight, if their pre-match war of words are any indication.
Jason Martel: If matches were won by trash talking, this match would be a draw.
Matt heads to the back as Wench makes her way to the ring slapping the hands of fans as she goes as the fans cheer.
Monica Deluca: This contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 pounds... Wench!
She slides into the ring. She poses in each corner on the second turnbuckle before back flipping off the fourth one. The gym inside Bethesda Christian School goes dark. A pulse beating is heard around the ring, then "Careless Whisper" blares over the PA and Emo Kid Comes in and has furious expression on his face as the crowd in attendance boos him out of the building.
Monica Deluca: And her opponent, from Bakersfield, California and weighing 185 pounds... Emo Kid!
Wench and Emo Kid meet in center ring as referee Danny Travers calls for the bell. Wench and Emo Kid stare each other down, then Emo slaps Wench hard in the face, drawing "OOOOOOOOHs!" and boos from the crowd. The slap staggers Wench back a bit, and she holds onto her face.
Mark Followill: What a sick man Emo Kid is! He's laughing after slapping Wench across the face!
Jason Martel: Oh come on, Mark. He can't help it if Danny Travers told a funny joke.
Wench chuckles a bit as she walks up to Emo Kid, who's still laughing at her. Wench rares her open hand back and slaps Emo Kid so hard that he falls to the ground face first to tremendously loud cheers from the crowd. Emo Kid staggers up, and Wench takes him down with a bulldog.
Mark Followill: Wench going for the cover and a quick victory! ONE...TWO...Emo Kid kicks out!
Jason Martel: It's going to take a lot more than that to beat Emo Kid. This is a kid who when he gets hurt, it just makes him stronger!
Mark Followill(sarcasm): Yeah, he's all there! He's normal!
Wench goes to pick up Emo Kid, but Emo does an arm sweep that causes Wench to fall backward on the mat. Emo flips into a senton, but misses as Wench rolls out of the way. Both competitors are back to their feet and lock up, both of them jockeying to get the upperhand. Emo Kid hits Wench with a knee to the mid section, followed up by a rake to the eyes. Emo with a series of kicks to the back of Wench's legs, then he takes her down with a back suplex. Emo runs the ropes and nails a quick leg drop(a la the 1-2-3 Kid). Emo right back up, runs the ropes and hits another quick leg drop. He repeats this three more times.
Jason Martel: Emo Kid is fast impressing me with his speed and quickness.
Mark Followill: Cover... ONE...TWO...No. Wench gets the shoulder up as Emo Kid can't quite put her away.
Emo picks Wench up, but Wench catches him with a jawbreaker, followed up by a poke to the eyes, which draws a big pop from the crowd.
Jason Martel: Come on now! How come Danny Travers doesn't disqualify Wench?!
Mark Followill: She's just having some fun in there, Jason.
Jason Martel: Oh please! If Emo Kid had done that to Wench, you'd be pitching a fit about how he should be disqualified! But since Wench is one of your favorites, I guess it's ok!
As Mark and Jason were arguing, Wench nailed Emo with a series of right hands. Wench now with an open hand slap to the chest of Emo Kid. Emo answers with an open hand slap to the chest of his own. Wench and Emo exchange open hand slaps, with Wench gaining the advantage with a series of knife edge chops, the last one sending Emo flipping up and over the top rope and to the floor. As Emo is slow to get to his feet, Wench runs the ropes. Emo back up, but Wench comes flying in between the top and middle ropes and takes herself and Emo down with a suicide dive that draws loud cheers from the crowd.
Mark Followill: Wench might have just take herself out with that suicide dive!
Jason Martel: I hope they can make it back into the ring. With what these two have had to say about each other on SNW.com, I don't want this to end with a count out.
Danny Travers commences with his 10 count as Emo and Wench begin to stir. Emo and Wench are back to their feet, and Wench charges after Emo, but Emo ducks down and overhead back body drops Wench on the floor as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOH!" Emo picks Wench up and rolls her into the ring. Wench gets up as Emo jumps up and springboards off the top ropes and goes for a springboard clothesline, but Wench catches him with a single arm DDT to a huge pop.
Mark Followill: What a reversal by Wench!
Jason Martel: That's why they call it high risk.
Mark Followill: Cover by Wench... ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Emo gets the shoulder up just in time.
Wench picks Emo up by the head and goes for a powerbomb, but Emo rolls over behind Wench with an attempted sunset flip, but he can't get Wench down. Wench goes to punch Emo, but he slips out of the way and Wench punches the mat, and she wiggles her hand as she winces in pain. She turns around and Emo knocks her down with a dropsault. Emo picks Wench up for a side slam, but he puts a little more emphasis on it, nailing a high angle sidewalk slam to the amazement of the crowd.
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Wench barely got the shoulder up in time!
Jason Martel: Emo Kid has to be frustrated that he can't put Wench away.
Emo pounds the mat in anger, arguing with Danny Travers about the count, but Travers insists that it was two. Wench grabs Emo from behind and nails him with a German suplex. Wench looks back to see if Emo's getting up, and he's slowly getting up. Wench takes that time to run and hop onto the top turnbuckle in a fluid motion without the assistance of grabbing the ropes, flies off the top turnbuckkle and knocks Emo Kid right back down with the Whisper in the Wind to a nice pop.
Mark Followill: Wench with a cover. ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Emo Kid is still in this match!
Jason Martel: You could slice Emo Kid's arm right off with a machete, and he'd probably think it was the funniest thing that happened to him.
Wench stomps away at Emo, keeping him down, then nails an elbow drop. Wench goes to climb the top turnbuckle and goes for a five star frog splash, but Emo rolls out of the way as Wench comes crashing down to the mat, holding her stomach and wincing in pain as a result of missing the five star frog splash. Wench back to her feet, but Emo takes her right back down with a front dropkick. Emo goes to the corner and climbs the top turnbuckle as Wench makes her way back to her feet. Emo comes flying off the top with a missile dropkick, but Wench ducks out of the way, causing Emo to knock out Danny Travers inadvertently with a missile dropkick. Emo turns around and Wench catches him with a spinebuster. Wench follows up with a Boston crab.
Mark Followill: Wench with the Boston crab on Emo Kid!
Jason Martel: But there's no referee!
Wench realizes that Travers is down, so she lets go and tries to revive him. All of a sudden, a hooded figure comes out of the crowd and jumps the barricade. He slides into the ring as the crowd is stirring.
Jason Martel: Don't we have better security here in SNW?
Mark Followill: OH MY GOODNESS! Whoever that is, he just laid out with Wench with massive quantums of authority with that chokeslam!
Wench is out cold as Emo Kid slowly gets up. The hooded figure helps Danny Travers back up, who's rolling over to see Emo Kid making the cover on Wench.
Mark Followill: This has been a great match! It can't end like this! ONE...TWO...THREE!
The crowd is none too pleased as they let out a loud chorus of boos. The hooded figure helps Emo Kid up and helps him to the back.
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner... Emo Kid!
Mark Followill: A bad break for Wench, and I'm sure Matt Margera is none too pleased about this!
Jason Martel: Well he should've thought about that when he decided not to be at ringside to watch Wench, but instead just had to play World of Warcraft!
Mark Followill: What are you talking about?! Matt doesn't even like World of Warcraft!
Matt runs down to the ring and checks on Wench, helping her up as Onslaught goes to commercial break.
--COMMERCIAL--
