Post by Hollywood on May 25, 2008 12:12:16 GMT -6
Shot opens at the announcers table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting. "Thunderkiss 65" by Rob Zombie plays in the background.
Mark Followill: Fans in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, be sure to go online at lizardlounge.com and pick up your tickets for Guys' Night Out on June 21. The doors open at 9 PM and bell time will be at Midnight.
Jason Martel: And there will be a $5 cover charge, and you must be over 21 to attend.
Mark Followill: That's right, Guys' Night Out is not going to be your grandparents' wrestling event. GNO airs when the censors are asleep at Midnight on FX on June 21, and anything is bound to happen.
Jason Martel: Especially since the main event is going to be Hellspawn putting the SNW Texas Championship on the line against Wench.
Mark Followill: And how about that fine print Gordon Heath inserted at the last minute that states if Wench loses, she has to be with Hellspawn?
Jason Martel: Well she should've read the fine print.
Mark Followill: Also just announced on the card, a six person tag match pitting the team of Stank Lovve, Syco Boy and Soul Reaper against Chaos members Venom, Hannah and Emo Kid.
Jason Martel: SNW hasn't been open two months, and already we have gang warfare breaking out.
Mark Followill: Fans, more matches will be announced on the June 8th edition of Onslaught.
Camera shot switches to a split screen. On the left side, we see the team of Stank Lovve and Syco Boy walking down a hall, and on the right we see Venom and Hellspawn walking down another hall.
Mark Followill: Stay where you are, our main event is next as SNW Texas Champion Hellspawn teams with Venom to take on Syco Boy and Stank Lovve!
--COMMERCIAL--
Mark Followill: Fans in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, be sure to go online at lizardlounge.com and pick up your tickets for Guys' Night Out on June 21. The doors open at 9 PM and bell time will be at Midnight.
Jason Martel: And there will be a $5 cover charge, and you must be over 21 to attend.
Mark Followill: That's right, Guys' Night Out is not going to be your grandparents' wrestling event. GNO airs when the censors are asleep at Midnight on FX on June 21, and anything is bound to happen.
Jason Martel: Especially since the main event is going to be Hellspawn putting the SNW Texas Championship on the line against Wench.
Mark Followill: And how about that fine print Gordon Heath inserted at the last minute that states if Wench loses, she has to be with Hellspawn?
Jason Martel: Well she should've read the fine print.
Mark Followill: Also just announced on the card, a six person tag match pitting the team of Stank Lovve, Syco Boy and Soul Reaper against Chaos members Venom, Hannah and Emo Kid.
Jason Martel: SNW hasn't been open two months, and already we have gang warfare breaking out.
Mark Followill: Fans, more matches will be announced on the June 8th edition of Onslaught.
Camera shot switches to a split screen. On the left side, we see the team of Stank Lovve and Syco Boy walking down a hall, and on the right we see Venom and Hellspawn walking down another hall.
Mark Followill: Stay where you are, our main event is next as SNW Texas Champion Hellspawn teams with Venom to take on Syco Boy and Stank Lovve!
--COMMERCIAL--