Post by Hollywood on May 25, 2008 12:17:12 GMT -6
Shot opens in the locker room where Misty Crawford is standing by to interview Hannah.
Misty Crawford: Welcome back to Onslaught. I"m Misty Crawford, and with me at this time is one of the people responsible for Hellspawn being the current SNW Texas Champion, and a founding member of Chaos, Hannah.
Hannah: First of all, Hellspawn would've already had the match won had it not been for interference from Syco Boy.
Misty Crawford: Interference from Syco Boy? He was part of that cage match!
Hannah: But you see, he was trying to hinder our master plan, and no one... I mean NO ONE... hinders with the master plan of Chaos. Now as for Wench, what I did to her at 4 Up has conjured up demons of the Freebirds/Von Erichs feud of years gone by when the late Terry Gordy slammed the cage door on the head of the late Kerry Von Erich. Believe me, this war we're in here in SNW will make Freebirds/Von Erichs look like a ladies tea gathering.
Wench comes from out of nowhere and grabs Hannah by the hair, slamming her into one of the lockers as Misty Crawford runs away. Hannah jumps back up and pounces on Wench. The two ladies fight back and forth out of camera shot. Shot switches back to the broadcast table.
Mark Followill: Well Wench isn't wasting anytime exacting revenge on Hannah.
Jason Martel: What a freakin' coward Wench is! She jumps Hannah from behind instead of waiting for the actual match to begin in the ring!
Mark Followill: What about Hannah interfering in the cage match and costing Wench the Texas Championship at 4 Up?!
Jason Martel: Are you deaf?! Hannah just said that Wench winning would've hindered Chaos' master plan!
Hannah and Wench come through the curtain, exchanging lefts and rights. Wench grabs Hannah by the head and slams her into the security railing. Hannah fights back with a series of knife edge chops. Referee Danny Travers runs out there and shouts at Wench and Hannah to get to the ring, but they ignore him as they continue to fight their way down the aisle and to the ring. Wench goes to irish whip Hannah into the ring apron, but Hannah reverses it, sending Wench backfirst into the apron and sending her down to the floor, with Wench holding the small of her back in agony. The ringside fans yell at Hannah, and she flips the middle finger back at them. Hannah picks Wench up and rolls her into the ring, then follows her in as Danny Travers calls for the bell.
Mark Followill: And now the match is "officially" underway.
Jason Martel: The "official" match might not last too long as these two ladies have taken the fight to each other before the bell.
Hannah gets in the ring and stomps away at Wench. Hannah goes to pick Wench up, but Wench pokes her in the eyes to a nice pop. Wench follows up with a series of open hand slaps to Hannah's chest, as the crowd shouts "WOOOOOOOO!" with each one. Hannah answers with a vicious backhand slap that knocks Wench down to her knees. Wench gets back up, but Hannah takes her right back down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Mark Followill: Hannah with a cover! ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two.
Jason Martel: See how long it took Danny Travers to get in position when Hannah was going for the pin? I bet that he's put money on Wench winning this match!
Mark Followill: You don't know that!
Jason Martel: Well he seems shadier than those NHL refs!
Hannah irish whips Wench into the ropes and ducks down, but Wench leap frogs over her and runs to the other side. Wench bounces off the other ropes and hits Hannah with a cross body block.
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... Hannah kicks out.
Jason Martel: I knew it! Travers was ready to start counting before Wench came off the ropes!
Mark Followill: Give it up, Jason.
Wench picks Hannah up by the head and goes for a powerbomb, but Hannah reverses it into a DDT on the way down, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOH!"
Mark Followill: Hannah with the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench gets the shoulder up.
Jason Martel: Travers hesitated on that third count!
Mark Followill: He did not!
Hannah yells at the ref about the count, but he insists that it was just two. Hannah goes to pick up Wench, but winds up getting rolled into a small package.
Mark Followill: Small package roll up by Wench! ONE... TWO... And Hannah barely kicks out at two!
Both girls back up, and Hannah kicks Wench in the mid section, followed up by a vertical suplex. But Hannah holds on and brings Wench up and nails a second vertical suplex, followed by a third as the crowd boos Hannah.
Jason Martel: How could these fans be so disrespectful as to boo someone that's paying homage to a living legend like JBL?!
Mark Followill: That move was made famous by the late Eddie Guerrero, not JBL!
Jason Martel: Eddie stole that move from JBL.
Mark Followill: He did not!
Hannah picks Wench up and whips her into the corner. Hannah charges in and goes for a monkey flip, but Wench catches Hannah and blocks her from doing the monkey flip, then drops Hannah down face first on the top turnbuckle pad.
Mark Followill: Wench with the cover! ONE... TWO... And Hannah saves herself by putting her foot on the rope.
Jason Martel: Great presence of mind on the part of Hannah to put her foot on the rope to break the count.
Wench picks Hannah up and attempts to whip her into the ropes, but Hannah reverses the whip, sending Wench into the ropes. Wench off the ropes, and Hannah nails a hurricanrana and holds on for pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two and three quarters. Hannah picks Wench up, and out of nowhere Wench kicks Hannah in the mid section, followed by a Twist of Fate!
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!
Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, Wench!
Jason Martel: Hannah was robbed!
Mark Followill: No, Wench was the better woman on today! Fans, we'll be right back!
--COMMERCIAL--
Misty Crawford: Welcome back to Onslaught. I"m Misty Crawford, and with me at this time is one of the people responsible for Hellspawn being the current SNW Texas Champion, and a founding member of Chaos, Hannah.
Hannah: First of all, Hellspawn would've already had the match won had it not been for interference from Syco Boy.
Misty Crawford: Interference from Syco Boy? He was part of that cage match!
Hannah: But you see, he was trying to hinder our master plan, and no one... I mean NO ONE... hinders with the master plan of Chaos. Now as for Wench, what I did to her at 4 Up has conjured up demons of the Freebirds/Von Erichs feud of years gone by when the late Terry Gordy slammed the cage door on the head of the late Kerry Von Erich. Believe me, this war we're in here in SNW will make Freebirds/Von Erichs look like a ladies tea gathering.
Wench comes from out of nowhere and grabs Hannah by the hair, slamming her into one of the lockers as Misty Crawford runs away. Hannah jumps back up and pounces on Wench. The two ladies fight back and forth out of camera shot. Shot switches back to the broadcast table.
Mark Followill: Well Wench isn't wasting anytime exacting revenge on Hannah.
Jason Martel: What a freakin' coward Wench is! She jumps Hannah from behind instead of waiting for the actual match to begin in the ring!
Mark Followill: What about Hannah interfering in the cage match and costing Wench the Texas Championship at 4 Up?!
Jason Martel: Are you deaf?! Hannah just said that Wench winning would've hindered Chaos' master plan!
Hannah and Wench come through the curtain, exchanging lefts and rights. Wench grabs Hannah by the head and slams her into the security railing. Hannah fights back with a series of knife edge chops. Referee Danny Travers runs out there and shouts at Wench and Hannah to get to the ring, but they ignore him as they continue to fight their way down the aisle and to the ring. Wench goes to irish whip Hannah into the ring apron, but Hannah reverses it, sending Wench backfirst into the apron and sending her down to the floor, with Wench holding the small of her back in agony. The ringside fans yell at Hannah, and she flips the middle finger back at them. Hannah picks Wench up and rolls her into the ring, then follows her in as Danny Travers calls for the bell.
Mark Followill: And now the match is "officially" underway.
Jason Martel: The "official" match might not last too long as these two ladies have taken the fight to each other before the bell.
Hannah gets in the ring and stomps away at Wench. Hannah goes to pick Wench up, but Wench pokes her in the eyes to a nice pop. Wench follows up with a series of open hand slaps to Hannah's chest, as the crowd shouts "WOOOOOOOO!" with each one. Hannah answers with a vicious backhand slap that knocks Wench down to her knees. Wench gets back up, but Hannah takes her right back down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Mark Followill: Hannah with a cover! ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two.
Jason Martel: See how long it took Danny Travers to get in position when Hannah was going for the pin? I bet that he's put money on Wench winning this match!
Mark Followill: You don't know that!
Jason Martel: Well he seems shadier than those NHL refs!
Hannah irish whips Wench into the ropes and ducks down, but Wench leap frogs over her and runs to the other side. Wench bounces off the other ropes and hits Hannah with a cross body block.
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... Hannah kicks out.
Jason Martel: I knew it! Travers was ready to start counting before Wench came off the ropes!
Mark Followill: Give it up, Jason.
Wench picks Hannah up by the head and goes for a powerbomb, but Hannah reverses it into a DDT on the way down, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOH!"
Mark Followill: Hannah with the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench gets the shoulder up.
Jason Martel: Travers hesitated on that third count!
Mark Followill: He did not!
Hannah yells at the ref about the count, but he insists that it was just two. Hannah goes to pick up Wench, but winds up getting rolled into a small package.
Mark Followill: Small package roll up by Wench! ONE... TWO... And Hannah barely kicks out at two!
Both girls back up, and Hannah kicks Wench in the mid section, followed up by a vertical suplex. But Hannah holds on and brings Wench up and nails a second vertical suplex, followed by a third as the crowd boos Hannah.
Jason Martel: How could these fans be so disrespectful as to boo someone that's paying homage to a living legend like JBL?!
Mark Followill: That move was made famous by the late Eddie Guerrero, not JBL!
Jason Martel: Eddie stole that move from JBL.
Mark Followill: He did not!
Hannah picks Wench up and whips her into the corner. Hannah charges in and goes for a monkey flip, but Wench catches Hannah and blocks her from doing the monkey flip, then drops Hannah down face first on the top turnbuckle pad.
Mark Followill: Wench with the cover! ONE... TWO... And Hannah saves herself by putting her foot on the rope.
Jason Martel: Great presence of mind on the part of Hannah to put her foot on the rope to break the count.
Wench picks Hannah up and attempts to whip her into the ropes, but Hannah reverses the whip, sending Wench into the ropes. Wench off the ropes, and Hannah nails a hurricanrana and holds on for pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two and three quarters. Hannah picks Wench up, and out of nowhere Wench kicks Hannah in the mid section, followed by a Twist of Fate!
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!
Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, Wench!
Jason Martel: Hannah was robbed!
Mark Followill: No, Wench was the better woman on today! Fans, we'll be right back!
--COMMERCIAL--
