Onslaught-- 6/8/08

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the gymnasium of LD Bell High School in Hurst, TX. The crowd is going crazy, and a good number of LD Bell 2008 graduating seniors are in attendance.

Mark Followill: Welcome to another exciting edition of Onslaught, eminating from LD Bell High School in Hurst, TX! I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel!

Jason Martel: Mark, Hellspawn and Wench have picked each other's poison as we head toward Guys' Night Out at the Lizard Lounge in Dallas, TX on June 21. Hellspawn has selected for Wench to take on the Sports Nutz in a handicap match, and Wench has selected for Hellspawn to do battle with Soul Reaper.

Mark Followill: And keep in mind that the Sports Nutz are wrestling for tonight only.

The lights in the arena dim as "To Kill A Stranger" hits. A pulsing green spotlight shines over the entranceway as Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah step through the curtain to tremendously loud boos from the LD Bell crowd.

Monica Deluca: The following is a 3-on-2 handicap match set for one fall. First, representing Chaos, the team of Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah!

Mark Followill: Chaos is trying to stake their claim as the most powerful force in SNW, but lately they've had their hands full with Stank Lovve, Syco Boy, and Soul Reaper, who all have the common goal of watching the back of their friend, Wench.

Jason Martel: They're not out to watch Wench's back. This is just an alliance of convenience at the moment. You watch. If--and this is a big if--Wench wins the Texas Championship, they'll all start fighting over who gets a shot at the belt.

While walking to the ring, the light follows Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah all the way to the ring. They walk into the ring, the green spotlight still on them. Venom walks to the turnbuckle that's the nearest to him based on where he enters the ring, extends his arms out and does the ''Wolfpack'' pose with both hands. Emo Kid sits in a corner, curled up in a fetal position, while Hannah flips off the crowd. The lights come back on and "Unpredictable" blasts over the speakers as the crowd comes off their feet and gives a big pop for Stank Lovve as he makes his way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, first from Atlanta, GA and weighing 333 pounds, Stank Lovve!

Stank gets in the ring, then "Always" hits as the crowd continues to go wild. Syco Boy comes from a side door and walks through the crowd, high fiving various fans on the way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: His partner, from Clayton, NC and weighing 229 pounds, Syco Boy!

Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah talk things over, as do Syco Boy and Stank Lovve. Syco decides to start things off for his team, so Venom asks Emo to start things off for Chaos, infuriating the crowd and Syco as well. Syco yells at Venom to get his ass in the ring, but Venom just smirks at him. Emo stands up to Syco and slaps him in the face. Syco floors Emo with a forearm shot that knocks Emo down to the mat. Emo staggers up, and Syco scoops him up and bodyslams him back down. Syco follows up with a leg drop across Emo's throat. Syco with a tag to Stank while Emo rolls to his corner. Venom decides to tag in now that Syco isn't in the ring.

Mark Followill: How come Venom won't get in the ring when Syco Boy is in there?

Jason Martel: It's called mind games, Followill.

Stank with a series of right hand punches to Venom, but Venom answers with a gouge to the eyes, followed by a dropkick that staggers Stank. Venom runs and bounces off the ropes, but Stank catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Stank picks Venom up and goes for a vertical suplex, but holds Venom up in the air for a good half minute before bringing him down with the vertical suplex to a nice pop from the crowd. Stank runs and bounces off the ropes and goes for a big leg drop, but Venom rolls out of the way, then makes the tag to Emo Kid. Emo runs in, but Stank catches him with an Arn Anderson spinebuster to a big pop from the crowd. Stank with the tag in to Syco Boy, who climbs to the top rope as Emo staggers to his feet. Emo turns around, only to be taken right back down by a flying cross body block off the top turnbuckle by Syco.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... And Hannah breaks up the count.

Jason Martel: This is where the 3-on-2 advantage for Chaos comes into play.

Syco goes to pick up Emo, but Emo rakes him in the eyes, eliciting boos from the crowd, followed by a front dropkick that knocks Syco down. Emo with the tag in to Hannah. Emo holds Syco in place in a front facelock as Hannah goes to the middle turnbuckle, then comes flying down with a double axe handle across Syco's back, knocking him to his knees. As Syco gets up, Hannah nails him in the face with a backhand slap, followed by a Russian leg sweep. Hannah goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Hannah goes to pick Syco up by the head, but Syco rolls her up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Hannah kicks out. Hannah back to her feet, only for Syco to take her down with a DDT. Syco makes the tag in to Stank Lovve, who simply steps over the top ropes and into the ring, waiting for Hannah to get up.

Mark Followill: Hannah back to her feet and she turns around and realizes that she's now in the ring with Stank Lovve as this crowd is going crazy!

Jason Martel: This isn't fair!

Hannah looks up at Stank, then runs and bounces off the ropes, only to bump into Stank, knocking her down. Emo Kid runs in, only for Stank to throw him up in the air and bring him down facefirst with a flapjack. Venom tries to run into the ring, but Syco runs in and spears him to the ground, then mounts him and punches away at him, MMA style to tremendously loud cheers from the crowd. Referee Danny Travers tries to separate them as Stank goes to pick up Emo, causing his back to be turned to Hannah, who has gotten back up. Hannah nails Stank from behind with a low blow, causing him to go down to a knee to boisterously loud boos from the crowd. Emo and Hannah run and bounce off opposite ropes, then they both nail Stank with front dropkicks to both sides of his face, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Syco back up, but Hannah and Emo kick him in the gut. They go for a double vertical suplex, but Syco lands on his feet and grabs them by their necks, bringing them both down with a double neckbreaker, thrilling the crowd as they cheer on. Syco turns around, and sees Venom charging at him with a stiff lariat. Syco ducks, and Venom accidentally lariats referee Danny Travers, nailing him so hard that he flips over diagonally and falls down to the mat. Venom puts his hands on his head in disbelief that he just took out the ref. Meanwhile, Syco runs and jumps onto the top turnbuckle, and Venom turns around.

Mark Followill: Syco flying off the top rope with a Whisper in the Wind, but Venom ducks and Syco nails Emo Kid just as he was getting up!

Jason Martel: Does Venom even realize that his own teammate just got taken out?

Syco turns around, and Venom tosses him up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. The momentum causes Syco to roll to the outside upon landing on the mat. Venom wipes his forehead and flicks his sweat down at Syco in a show of disrespect, only to turn around and be taken down by a snap suplex from Stank Lovve. Stank goes for a cover, but there's no referee as Danny Travers is still unconscious. Stank tries to revive the referee. Hannah slaps Stank across the back of the head, grabbing his attention.

Mark Followill: Not a wise move on the part of Hannah.

Jason Martel: I knew it! Stank Lovve's a conman! He leads ladies into thinking he's this romantic gentleman, only to slap them around!

Mark Followill: He does not!

Stank gets up and turns around, towering over Hannah. Meanwhile, Emo Kid has gone to the outside. He looks under the ring and finds a chair, then brings it into the ring with him. Hannah begs Stank off, but Stank backs her up to the ropes. Emo runs in and nails Stank in the back with the chair with all of his strength. The chairshot gets Stank's attention. Stank turns around and shouts at Emo to give him his best shot. Emo raises the chair up, but Stank grabs it and kicks Emo in the midsection. Venom is back up however and clips Stank in the knees from behind, knocking him on his back. Syco crawls onto the ring apron, but Venom sees him and charges at him. Venom sunset flips over the ropes and Syco, then slams him down to the floor hard with a powerbomb, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOHHHHH!" Meanwhile, Hannah goes to the top turnbuckle and comes flying down, nailing Stank with a flying double knee drop. Emo Kid climbs to another top turnbuckle and lands a Slit Wrist Theory on Stank, right after the flying double knee drop. Both Emo and Hannah make the cover as Hellspawn runs down to ringside and revives the ref, who makes a slow count due to not having all of his faculties together from being knocked out. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Mark Followill: Dammit!

Monica Deluca: Your winners of the match, Chaos!

Jason Martel: See, Chaos is a more well oiled machine. Their leader had the sense to run down and revive the referee when they made a cover, yet I didn't see Wench or Soul Reaper come out to revive Danny Travers when Stank Lovve made a cover.

Meanwhile, outside the ring, Venom grabs the ring bell from the timekeeper. Venom brings it down across Syco's throat, causing Syco to grab his throat and convulse in pain. Venom does this over and over again until the rest of Chaos come out and tell him enough. EMTs and SNW officials rush down to check on Syco Boy and yell at Chaos to leave ringside. Stank staggers up, and sees Syco down on the floor. He rushes over to check on him. Matt Margera, Soul Reaper and Wench rush out to ringside, whizzing by Chaos, who just smirk and go about their business to the back. Everyone is checking on Syco as he clutches his throat in agony.

Mark Followill: What a despicable act on the part of Venom, crushing Syco Boy's larynx!

Jason Martel: Thank god! Now I won't have to hear his grating voice anymore!

Mark Followill: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!

--COMMERCIAL--[/COLOR][/b]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside the training room, where Misty Crawford is standing by with an update on Syco Boy.

Misty Crawford: Misty Crawford here with an update on Syco Boy. For those that are just now joining us here on Onslaught, Syco Boy was brutally attacked by Venom after a three on two handicap match. Venom grabbed the ring bell from the timekeeper and drove it into Syco's throat several times before anybody could do anything about it. The word right now is that Syco may have suffered a crushed larynx, and could be out for several months. If there are anymore updates, we'll be sure to pass them on to you. Now back to ringside.

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley hits, and out comes Rick Roll to a decent pop. He lip syncs to his own theme song as Andrew Smith follows behind him, shaking his head in disbelief.

Monica Deluca: The following is a triple threat tag team tornado match where falls count anywhere. First, the team of Rick Roll and Andrew Smith!

Jason Martel: You've gotta be kidding me! A wrestler who lip syncs his own theme song?! And when will the Rick Astley fad just die?!

Shot switches over to the broadcast booth, where we see Mark Followill dancing and lip syncing to "Never Gonna Give You Up" as Jason looks on in disbelief and shakes.

Jason Martel: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Mark Followill: C'mon, Jason, lighten up!

Alex Daniels and Viper jump Andrew Smith and Rick Roll from behind in the aisle, drawing boos from the crowd. Sean O'Brien and Nick Scott come out from behind the curtain and join the fracas, and referee Mike Croft calls for the bell to signal the start of the match, then gets out of the ring to officiate the match while it's out of the ring. Scott and Smith brawl all the way to the ring while Daniels brawls with Rick Roll. Viper and O'Brien fight up and down the aisle. Camera shot switches to ringside, where Smith overhead belly to belly suplexes Scott into the security railing. Daniels meanwhile slams Rick Roll down to the hard floor with a snap suplex, then mounts him and wails away at his head with mounted punches.

Mark Followill: This match has yet to take place in the ring.

Jason Martel: And with it being falls count anywhere, I doubt it will ever get into the ring.

Daniels picks Rick up, but Rick gouges his eyes, followed by an open hand slap to the chest, causing the crowd to shout "WOOOOOOOO!" Rick follows up with an STO to the floor. Rick with a cover. ONE... TWO... Smith runs over and kicks Rick in the head. Smith picks Rick up and nails a running bulldog to the floor. Smith with a cover. ONE... TWO... O'Brien breaks it up. O'Brien picks Smith up from behind the legs and nails him with a wheelbarrow German suplex to the hard floor, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Daniels catches O'Brien off guard with a step up enziguri.

Mark Followill: Daniels with a cover on O'Brien. ONE... TWO... and Nick Scott breaks it up... AND VIPER FLOORS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! And now Rick Roll kicks Viper in the shin!

Jason Martel: That little runt!

Viper turns around, and Rick Roll takes off running to the back. Viper follows in pursuit. Referee Mike Croft runs after them, as does Alex Daniels. Nick Scott, Sean O'Brien and Andrew Smith are back up, and they follow in pursuit as well. Camera shot switches to a hall filled with lockers. Rick Roll turns around to stick his tongue out at Viper, only for a tall muscular Italian man and a shorter but athletically built Italian man to ambush him and beat him down.

Mark Followill: What in the world?!

Jason Martel: Mark, do you realize who that is?! That's Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice, the Completely Italian Americans!

Viper and Alex Daniels join the CIA in the beatdown. Andrew Smith runs in to try to save his partner, but Alex hits him with a throat thrust, followed by a Sambo suplex to the floor. Daniels with a cover, but the ref can't even make a count as Scott and O'Brien break it up. The CIA stomp Rick Roll a few more times, then walk off as they flick their chins at him. Viper grabs Andrew Smith by the throat and choke tosses him into one of the lockers, knocking him out cold, then nails Nick Scott with a big boot. Sean O'Brien hits Viper with a clubbing blow to the back, but Alex Daniels nails O'Brien with a low blow. Viper double underhooks O'Brien, then finishes him off with a Venomizer. Before Viper can stand up, Daniels knocks him out with a superkick. Daniels then goes for a cover on O'Brien. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Mark Followill: And would you believe it? "Kid Thunder" knocks out his own partner just so he could say that he got the pinfall in the match.

Jason Martel: Well he did do a lot of the work in that match.

Nick Scott is up and goes to check on O'Brien, but Daniels kicks Scott in the head, then nails him with the Wrist Clutch Fishermans Buster! Daniels talks trash down at an unconscious Nick Scott and doesn't realize that Viper has gotten back up. Daniels turns around, and Viper floors him with a right hand punch, causing the crowd inside the LD Bell gym watching this transpire on the SportsTron to cheer wildly.

Mark Followill: Now this is a team that's going to have trouble in the tag team title tournament! Alex Daniels knocked out Viper so he could get the pinfall, and Viper pays Daniels back with a knock out punch.

Jason Martel: What sucks is that I picked them to win the tournament!

Mark Followill: We'll try to restore order when we come back!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

"Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand?" by Waylon Jennings blasts over the PA, and Cowboy Bob Johnson comes out to a decent pop from the crowd. He has a bullrope in hand, hooping and a hollering down to the ring whipping the floor. "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates comes out from behind the curtain, skating really fast and loses control, bumping into Cowboy Bob Johnson, both of them falling to the floor as the crowd laughs.

Jason Martel: I think we finally found someone who's a worse skateboarder than Matt Margera.

Mark Followill: Maybe Ronnie's just having a bad skating day.

Johnson and Yates get up. Yates goes to pick up his board, but Johnson slaps him upside the head, shouting at him, saying "THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' BOY?!" Yates rolls his eyes and collects his skateboard and walks down to the ring with a frustrated Bob Johnson.

Monica Deluca: This tag team match is set for one fall. First, the team of Cowboy Bob Johnson and "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates! And their opponents, already in the ring, the team of Mike LaFontaine and Pat Neely.

Mark Followill: Cowboy Bob Johsnon and "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates are SNW's odd couple.

Jason Martel: No doubt about that. If they expect to win the SNW Tag Team Championship Tournament, they need to get along better than what we're seeing now.

Johnson and Yates get in the ring, and argue over who's going to start the match. LaFontaine and Neely charge at Johnson and Yates, but Johsnon and Yates see them coming and nail them with a flurry of right hand punches. Yates tosses LaFontaine out of the ring while Johson whips Neely into the ropes. Neely comes off the ropes and both Yates and Johnson throw him up in the air, both men getting down to one knee and Neely comes crashing down, stomach-first, onto Johnson and Yates' knees. Referee Rick Maynard instructs Yates to get to his corner. Meanwhile, LaFontaine staggers to his feet and gets on the apron in his corner. Johnson stomps away at Neely, then runs the ropes and nails him with a running knee drop. Johnson picks Neely up and holds him by the head as he nails him with a flurry of wild right hand punches. Johnson whips Neely into the ropes and runs and bounces off the opposite ropes, then nails Neely with a chop block. Johnson picks Neely up by the head and goes and makes a tag to Yates. Johnson holds Neely's arm up, leaving his ribs vurnerable for Yates to kick him in the ribs.

Mark Followill: Seems that Cowboy Bob Johnson and "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates worked out any kinks they had earlier.

Jason Martel: Well this match has just started, Mark.

Yates whips Neely into the corner, and LaFontaine tags Neely's shoulder. LaFontaine charges in, but Yates is ready for him, nailing him with a Frankensteiner. Yates with a cover. ONE... TWO... LaFontaine gets the shoulder up. Yates picks LaFontaine up and whips him into the ropes, and Yates runs and bounces off the opposite ropes, following up with a Bret Hart-style sit down clothesline. Yates makes a tag to Johnson. Johnson picks LaFontaine up and powerbombs him, followed up by a spinning toe hold.

Mark Followill: And Cowboy Bob Johnson transitions from the spinning toe hold into a Pecos Valley Crab!

Jason Martel: It's the Boston Crab, Mark.

Mark Followill: Johnson better not hear your yankee self call that the Boston Crab.

Pat Neely runs in and clotheslines Johnson from behind, breaking up the Pecos Valley Crab. Yates runs in and nails Neely with a flying forearm that hits Neely so hard that he flies several feet, falls down and rolls out of the ring. LaFontaine is staggering up, but Johnson is one step ahead of him, running and bouncing off the ropes. LaFontaine turns around, only to be knocked right back down hard with a vicious Running Lariat, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Johnson with a cover... ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Your winners of the match, Cowboy Bob Johnson and "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates!

Mark Followill: "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates and Cowboy Bob Johnson picking up a win in their first tag team match here in SNW.

Jason Martel: Like I said, let's see how they fair against the likes of Venom and Emo Kid, Viper and Alex Daniels and maybe down the line, the Sports Nutz.

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: The next match is the Pick Your Poison match pitting Wench against the Sport Nutz.

James Martlel: Hellspawn was a genius for making Wench face them before their match.

Mark Followill: Lets go to the ring for introductions.

Wench emerges from the curtain accompanied by Matt Margera to a tremendous ovation as "My Time" hits. The two pose at the top of the ramp for a few moments before sharing a steamy kiss.

Monica Deluca: The following match is a Pick Your Poison match. Introducing first, from Lenoir, NC and weighing 110 pounds... accompanied by Matt Margera, this is Wench!

Matt walks down to the ring with Wench as she makes her way to the ring slapping the hands of fans. She slides into the ring and poses in each corner on the second turnbuckle before back flipping off the fourth one. "Ecstasy of Gold" hits as Gordon Heath, in a wheelchair and wearing sunglasses, as well as a cast on his right leg, leads out the Sports Nutz. The loud cheers now turn into resounding boos from the crowd as George Dunpork is wearing a black Trinity Trojans football jersey and black shorts, and Craig "Senior" Mueller is wearing a black Trinity Trojans basketball jersey and black shorts.

Monica Deluca: And her opponents, accompanied by "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath... weighing in at a combined weight of 549 pounds, the team of George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller, the Sports Nutz!

George and Craig walk to the ring as Gordie wheels himself behind them. The crowd boos loudly. They climb into the ring and the Sports Nutz pose on the turnbuckles as Gordon stand in the middle of the ring.

Mark Followill: Lets see if Wench can overcome the odds against her.

Jason Martlel: I don't see how considering the Sports Nutz are multiple time tag champions in other promotions.

Wench climbs into the ring and stares at the Sports Nutz as they decide who is going to start. Craig starts the match as George steps to the outside. Craig goes to lock up with Wench who ducks under and rolls Craig up into a school boy. ONE... Craig quickly kicks out and scrambles back to his feet. Wench gives him a smile and they lock up again. Craig buries a knee into Wench's gut and whips her into the ropes. When Wench comes off Craig takes her down with a shoulder block. Craig poses over Wench as she gets to her feet, and Matt cheers Wench on at ringside. Wench slaps Craig across the face and he goes to hit her with a right but she ducks under and when he turns around Wench kicks him in the gut followed by a quick DDT. Wench gets on top and starts throwing rights and lefts. The ref counts and Wench stops at 4 and kicks Craig in the side as she gets up. Wench pulls Craig to his feet and hits him with a few forearms before whipping him into the ropes. Craig comes off the ropes and Wench hits a dropkick. Wench covers ONE... TWO... Craig kicks out.

Mark Followill: Wench is using her speed to keep the advantage.

Jason Martel: Sooner or later she is going to get caught.

Wench pulls Craig up and whips him into the corner. Matt jumps on the apron and distracts the ref as Wench charges at Craig and slides out the ring. Wench grabs Craig by the ankles and pulls him down and then into the ring post crotching him. Matt jumps down as Wench slides back in the ring. Gordon and Matt have words outside as Wench pulls Craig to his feet and hits a vertical suplex. Wench climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash. Wench covers ONE... TWO... George breaks up the pin with a boot and then throws Wench out the ring. The ref forces George back to his corner as Wench slides back in the ring. Wench yells at Dunpork and pulls Craig up but is caught with a right to the gut followed by a European uppercut from Craig. Craig gets to his corner and tags in George who charges at Wench but gets taken down by a drop toe hold. Wench and George quickly get to their feet and Wench goes for a clothesline but George ducks and grabs Wench from behind and hits a German suplex, causing Wench to crash onto her neck to the amazement of the crowd.

Jason Martel: Wench's speed couldn't get her out of that German suplex.

Mark Followill: Wench has a lot of fight in her so don't count her out yet.

George stomps Wench a few times before picking her up and pushing her back to the corner. George buries a few shoulder blocks into Wench's gut before whipping her across the ring into the other corner. George follows her in with a hard clothesline. Wench falls to a seated position in the corner and George starts choking her with his boot. George picks Wench up and slams her down hard to the mat before hitting the ropes and dropping an elbow. George stands up and places a foot on Wench's chest as the ref counts ONE... Wench pushes the foot away. George kicks Wench hard in the side as she tries to get up. George pulls Wench to his corner and tags in Craig. They give Wench a double vertical suplex before George leaves the ring.

Mark Followill: Come on. They need to get out of the ring after they tag.

Jason Martel: They have till the count of five. That move only took four seconds.

Wench holds her back as Craig mocks Matt from the ring. He pulls Wench to her feet and locks in a bear hug. He swings her around like a rag doll while the ref asks her if she wants to quit. Wench tells the ref no and Craig turns towards the corner and runs into it sending Wench back first into the turnbuckle. Craig hits Wench with right hands before taking her down with a fallaway slam. Craig covers ONE... TWO... Craig pulls Wench up as the ref yells at him. Matt again gets on the apron and the ref yells at him to get down. Gordon Heath quickly wheels himself around and pulls Matt off the apron. Matt knocks him out of the wheelchair with a right hand and the two men brawl on the floor. Security runs down and breaks them up as the ref tells both of them to hit the showers and ejects them from ringside. Gordie yells out in pain for someone to help him back up and into his wheelchair. Matt just laughs and walks off. Security help Gordie up and place him in his chair to resounding boos. Gordie wheels himself out as the crowd sings "NA-NA NA-NA! NA-NA NA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOOD BYE!" Craig looks on from the ring in shock as Wench gets to her feet behind him.

Mark Followill: Both Matt and Gordon have been ejected from ringside!

Jason Martel: That's not fair if Matt is the one who started it!

Craig turns around and gets taken down with a Lou Thesz press from Wench. Wench nails him with rights and lefts. Wench pulls Craig up and whips him into the corner. Wench runs in and lands a knee to Craig's face before nailing a bulldog on him. Wench hits the ropes and drops a leg to the back of Craig's head. Wench grabs Craig by the hair and slams him repeatedly into the apron face first. The ref pulls Wench off and warns her. Wench pulls Craig to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. Wench covers ONE... TWO... Craig gets a shoulder up. Wench gets Craig to his feet and goes to whip him into the corner but he reverses it. Wench jumps to the second and then top turnbuckle and goes for "Whisper in the Wind" but Craig moves out of the way and Wench crashes to the mat hard. Craig pulls Wench to his corner and tags in George who quickly covers Wench. ONE... TWO... Wench gets a foot on the bottom rope. George argues with the ref as Wench slowly gets to her feet. George charges at her but she pulls down the top rope sending him crashing to the floor.

Jason Martel: George landed funny and he may be seriously hurt.

Mark Followill: He seems to be holding his knee.

The ref jumps out the ring and checks on George who is holding his right knee on the floor. Craig jumps down and checks his partner as Wench yells at the ref to get in the ring and count him out. Hellspawn comes from the crowd behind Wench and when she turns around he takes her out with a big boot to tremendously loud boos from the LD Bell high school students and graduates. Hellspawn slides back out the ring and disappears through the crowd. George slowly gets to his feet and sees Wench is down and slides back in the ring to cover her. The ref looks at Craig funny before sliding in the ring to make the count. ONE... TWO... Wench barely gets her shoulder up before the count of three. George goes to the corner and waits. Wench slowly gets to her feet and as soon as she does George hits her with the quarter back sack. George covers Wench ONE...TWO...THREE!

Mark Followill: What a miscarriage of justice! Hellspawn had no right to interfere in this match!

Jason Martel: That was brilliant by the George faking an injury so Hellspawn could kick Wench in the face.

Mark Followill: The George... give me a break Jason!

Monica Deluca: Here are your winners, the Sports Nutz!

Matt comes running back to the ring with a chair as Craig and George bail out. They point at Matt and laugh as they raise their hands in victory. Matt helps Wench up who looks really pissed off. She stares at George and Craig as they make it to the entrance curtain.

Mark Followill: Right now, let's go to Brenda Price, who has caught up with the Completely Italian Americans.

Shot switches to outside LD Bell High School, where Brenda Price is standing by with the CIA and... Coach Tom Foolery?!

Brenda Price: Thank you, Mark. Tony, Vinny, it seems that you have reunited with Coach Tom Foolery. Number one, why are you three back together, and two, why did you take out Rick Roll?

Coach Tom: Well it's pretty simple, Brenda. Recently, as seen on SNW.com and SNW 24/7 Video on Demand, I tried to have a friendly chat with the Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath as they had dinner at the Black Eye Pea. After all I had done for them over the years, they were as rude to me as New Yorkers are to Texans.

Brenda, Vinny and Tony all shout, "HEY!"

Coach Tom: Anyway, after the way the Sports Nutz treated me, I thought what better way to get back at them then to band together my friends, Vinny Appice and Tony Manzetti and win the SNW Tag Team Titles. And we can't exactly do that if there isn't an opening in the tournament, so I put a hit on Rick Roll and the CIA took him out.

Tony Manzetti: Yeah, it was like that time that Vinny and me bumped off...

Vinny elbows Tony rather hard in the ribs, causing Tony to shout "OW!"

Vinny Appice: What Tony meant to say was that with Rick Roll out of the picture, and with nobody wanting to team up with Anchovie Smith, Gordon Heath, the Sports Nutz and Mtat Margera have no choice but to put us in the Tag Team Championship Tournament. Capiche?!

Tom, Vinny and Tony all walk off as the shot fades to commercial.

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Shot opens at the broadcast booth as "Thunderkiss 65" by White Zombie plays.

Mark Followill: Well we're just two weeks away from the first Guys' Night Out television special that will air at Midnight Central Time on FX, which will be the only way to see this event eminating from the Lizard Lounge in Dallas, TX as this event has sold out.

Jason Martel: And don't forget, for you fans that are lucky enough to have tickets, there's a $5 cover charge to get in.

Mark Followill: And what a lineup we have for this television broadcast special that will air on FX. First, we have two first round match ups in the SNW Tag Team Championship Tournament. We understand that Andrew Smith has suffered a concussion from his match and will be out indefinitely, and Rick Roll is out for an uncertain amount of time. Due to this, Gordon Heath and Matt Margera had no choice but to place the CIA in their place, and they will team up to take on "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Viper.

Jason Martel: Speaking of replacements, Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien were injured in the triple threat tag team match earlier, and they're being replaced by a team that was recently signed, the Alley Ratz, Twitch and Eddy. And the Alley Ratz will take on "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates and Cowboy Bob Johnson.

Mark Followill: Also, a six person tag match is scheduled for Guys' Night Out, with Chaos members Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah teaming up. They were originally slated to face Soul Reaper, Stank Lovve and Syco Boy, but Syco was injured earlier in the evening. However, we have received word that Stank has talked with Matt and apparently there's a replacement on the way to SNW.

Jason Martel: And there is so much riding in the main event of the first Guys' Night Out television special. Wench will be taking on Hellspawn. If Wench wins, she wins the SNW Texas Championship. But if Hellspawn wins, not only does he retain his title, but he wins Wench as well.

Mark Followill: Fans, don't miss out! June 21 at Midnight Central Time on FX, SNW Guys' Night Out from the Lizard Lounge in Dallas, TX! When we come back, it's Pick Your Poison as the SNW Texas Champion Hellspawn takes on Soul Reaper in a non-title match.

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[Hollywood]

“White knuckles” hits as the arena goes black. Hellspawn walks out wearing his black trench coat as the crowd erupts with resounding boos.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title bout is a Pick Your Poison Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Hell’s Kitchen, weighing 355lbs HEELLLLSPAWWNN!”

Hellspawn walks to the ring and stands in the middle of it waiting for his opponent. “You wouldn’t know” by Hellyeah hits as Soul Reaper comes out to a tremendous ovation from the LD Bell students and graduates of 2008, wearing a hooded robe with cut off sleeves.

Monica Deluca: “And his opponent, from Fresno, California weighing in at 242lbs SOUL REEAPER!”

With an emotionless face, Reaper sends a cold stare towards Hellspawn, who just shoots a stone cold stare right back. As Reaper enters the ring, he removes the robe and cracks his neck and knuckles and goes back to staring coldly into his opponent’s eyes. The two men lock up and Hellspawn gets the upper hand throwing Reaper across the ring into the ropes. Reaper bounces back into the ropes before running and leaping at Hellspawn knocking backwards slightly with a fore arm to the face.

Mark Followill: Reaper letting Hellspawn know that he won’t be a push over in this match.

Jason Martel: We will see about that. Hellspawn clearly has the advantage here, he is a frickin’ giant!

Hellspawn picks Reaper up by the throat and chokeslams him into the canvas before picking him up and sending him back down to earth with a powerslam. Reaper slowly gets to his feet and shakes his head. Hellspawn makes his way over to Reaper but is met with a knee to the gut followed by a low blow in the groin of Hellspawn which the ref doesn’t see. Hellspawn falls to his knees. Reaper then sends a boot to the chest of Hellspawn and knocks him backward to the canvas. Reaper goes over to a turnbuckle and gets to the top before landing a frog splash, then goes for a cover.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Hellspawn kicking out there.

Jason Martel: Not going to put the SNW Texas Champion away that easy.

Reaper pulls Hellspawn to his feet, then gets behind Hellspawn and tries to hit him with a Soul Stealer, but Hellspawn refuses to go down and sends an elbow into the chest of Reaper. Hellspawn then turns around and punches Reaper in the face a few times before setting him up for a sidewalk slam and sending him to the canvas.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper gets the shoulder up.

Jason Martel: Referee Rick Maynard with yet another slow count against Hellspawn.

Mark Followill: Oh stop it!

Hellspawn argues with the ref, then picks Reaper up. Spawn whips Reaper into the ropes, but Reaper springboards off the ropes and nails Spawn with a sprinboard kick to the face, knocking him down to one knee. Reaper runs and bounces off the ropes and knocks Spawn down with a shining wizard, causing the crowd to shout "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" Reaper with a cover... ONE... TWO... Hellspawn gets the shoulder up. Reaper picks Spawn up by the head and goes for a Soulnado, but Spawn brings him down with a reverse jawbreaker, staggering Reaper. Spawn back up, and he scoops Reaper up and drives him down with a shoulderbreaker.

Mark Followill: Shades of Papa Shango with that shoulderbreaker, and now a cover by Hellspawn. ONE... TWO... Reaper gets the shoulder up.

Jason Martel: Soul Reaper would love for nothing more than to get a victory over Hellspawn and get himself in line for a shot at that Texas Championship.

Hellspawn picks Reaper up in a scoop position again, and drops him facefirst on the turnbuckle pad, nailing him with the Snake Eyes. Reaper staggers out of the corner, and Spawn picks him up and brings him down hard with a Muscle Buster. Spawn turns Reaper over and pulls his arms up, grabbing him by the wrist, then driving his knee into Reaper's back with a curb stomp. Spawn does this over and over several times, then locks in an STF as the crowd chants "GO REAPER, GO! GO REAPER, GO!"

Mark Followill: Hellspawn with an STF on Soul Reaper, but Reaper is refusing to give up.

Jason Martel: But Hellspawn has Reaper so far from the ropes.

Reaper slowly inches his way to the ropes and finally grabs a hold of him, and the ref counts to four before Hellspawn lets go. Spawn picks Reaper up, but Reaper hits him with a thrust to the throat, followed by a double arm suplex. Reaper with a cover... ONE... TWO... Spawn gets the shoulder up. Spawn sits up, but Reaper nails him with a stiff kick to the back of the spine, causing Spawn to scream in agony. Spawn tries to get up, holding the small of his back, but Reaper with a stiff kick to the side of Spawn's head, knocking him down. Reaper goes to the top turnbuckle as the crowd cheers him on. Reaper off the top turnbuckle, nailing a Phoenix Splash on Spawn.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... And Hellspawn kicks out with authority, military pressing Reaper off of him.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn is bloody mad now.

Reaper charges at Hellspawn, but he kicks him in the midsection, followed up by a DDT. Spawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper somehow kicks out. Spawn punches away at Reaper, who's still down on the mat. Spawn picks Reaper up and whips him hard into the corner, then rushes in with a hard clothesline in the corner. Hellspawn grabs Soul Reaper by the throat, and much like Hernandez of LAX, tosses him overhead to the mat to the amazement of the crowd. Spawn runs and bounces off the ropes, then nails a jumping elbow drop on Reaper, then goes for a pin... ONE... TWO... Reaper again somehow gets the shoulder up. Spawn goes to pick up Reaper, but Reaper nails him with the Reapercutter to a big pop from the crowd. Reaper with a cover... ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Hellspawn gets the shoulder up, but just barely! Reapre picks Spawn up, but Spawn knees him in the gut, followed up by a powerbomb. Hellspawn does a cutthroat motion, signaling the end of the match for Reaper. He makes his way over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top turnbuckle with his back to Reaper who is getting to his feet. Before Hellspawn knows it, Reaper sends hard clubbing blows, punches and forearms to the lower spine on Hellspawn before using all his might to put Hellspawn on his shoulders in a torture rack position. He then manages to climb to the top turnbuckle and sends Hellspawn back to earth with Reaper's Requiem, and the crowd go wild screaming and chanting "HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!"

Jason Martel: Get up Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE! He did it, Reaper picked up yet another win!

Jason Martel: That was just luck, a fluke!

Monica Deluca: Your winner, Soul Reaper!

Reaper hops to the outside and is met by Matt Margera, Wench and Stank Lovve, and all they all go into the crowd and go to the section where the LD Bell graduating senior class of 2008 are standing, cheering their heads off. Matt, Wench, Stank and Reaper celebrate with the LD Bell seniors as Hellspawn gets to his knees and is handed his Texas Championship belt. Hellspawn, with an anry look, holds his belt up high in the air and shouts and points at Wench, "You're coming home!" Wench makes an around the waist motion, telling Spawn that the belt will be hers.

Mark Followill: Fans, tune in June 21 at Midnight Central Time on FX to see Hellspawn defend the Texas Championship against Wench at Guys' Night Out! For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill saying stay hard, keep jammin' and we'll see ya at Guys' Night Out!