Onslaught-- 8/31/08, Carrollton, TX

[Hollywood]

Outside RL Turner High School before show time, two people are seen walking with a child. They come towards another person who has his back to the camera.

Matt: We need you to hide him until the end of the show. Don’t let anyone see you!

Codi: Especially not that idiotic mother. They should be ashamed for how they’ve treated this child.

Damien: Meany mommy.

Matt: See?! Even he complains!

The man takes Damien’s hand, then scratches his head as Matt and Codi start to sneak off.

?? : Say little boy... Want to be in a little video?

Damien: Ooooh movie star.

The man laughs.[/color]

??: Something like that.



Camera shot opens inside RL Turner High School as the crowd is going nuts while a looped version of "Psycho Circus" blares over the PA. Camera pans down to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting.

Mark Followill: Welcome to SNW Onslaught! I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel. And what a show we have today, but I must ask, who was that guy that Matt Margera and Codi Shane entrusted to look after Damien?

Jason Martel: Beats me. But what I do know is that Hellspawn isn't focused and we may finally have a new Texas Champion as Emo Kid takes on Hellspawn in a Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight!

Metallica's cover version of "Turn The Page" blasts over the PA. Once the drums kick into the song, Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain, with Codi Shane at his side, amid boos, jeers and catcalls from the crowd.

Monica Deluca: This non-title tag match is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Matt Margera and Codi Shane!

Mark Followill: What a couple of despicable, sleazy, low-life pieces of scum! These two are so damn lucky to not be in jail right now!

Jason Martel: What could they possibly be in jail for? Adoption?

Mark Followill: Adoption?! That was kidnapping when they took little Damien!

Jason Martel: Damien didn't seem too upset when Matt and Codi picked him up at the local toy store.

Matt and Codi walk down to the ring, hand in hand. AS they get half way down the ramp their music stops as two hooded men come from the crowd and stand on the ramp. Matt and Codi stop in thier tracks as another hooded figure apears behind them.

Mark Followill: This doesn't look good for Matt and Codi.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn needs to come out from behind that hood and face Matt face to face.

Matt releases Codi's hand and starts towards the two hooded figures in front of him. They pull the hoods down right as Matt get to them revealing them to be Gory and Dark Sun. Matt stops in his tracks and turns back towards Codi who is now being held by the other hooded figure. Matt tries to go help Codi but Gory and Dark Sun grab him and slam him down to the ramp and hold him there. White Knuckle blares through the arena as Hellspawn and Wench walk out. Hellspawn is holding a cricket bat in his hand as Wench walks out with a steel chair.

Mark Followill: If Hellspawn is right there who is that monster holding Codi with one hand?

Jason Martel: Probably some steroid user Hellspawn paid to help him.

Mark Followill: Oh would you stop!

The hooded figure turns towards Hellspawn with Codi in his grip and pushes her towards Wench and Hellspawn. Hellspawn grabs Codi by the hair and looks at Matt with a twisted smile on his face. Wench hits Codi in the gut with the chair, doubling her over. Hellspawn grabs Codi by the hair and screams at her "Where is Damien?!" She spits in his face and Wench slams the chair right over her head busting her wide open. Wench continues to slam the chair into Codi's head and body as she lays lifeless on the ramp.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn and Wench have lost it! I really think Matt went to far this time.

Jason Martel: Well, Hellspawn needs to get that Damien doesn't want to be with him.

Hellspawn walks towards Matt, who is fighting to get free from Gory and Dark Sun. Hellspawn stands over Matt with the cricket bat in his hand and places it on Matt's throat. He yells at Matt "Where is Damien?!" with a crazed look on his face, but Matt won't answer. Hellspawn turns around and slams the cricket bat between Matt's legs as he screams in pain. Hellspawn turns back around and screams "Where is he?!" But again Matt doesn't answer. Hellspawn tells Gory and Dark Sun to pull him up. Matt gets stood up, and Hellspawn tells Gory to hold out Matt's arm. Gory pulls Matt's arm straight as Hellspawn slams the cricket bat right into Matt's arm. Matt falls to the ramp holding his arm as Hellspawn screams "Where is he?!" Matt looks at him smiling, and Hellspawn slams the cricket bat right into his face. Matt lays on the ramp, motionless. Blood is flowing from his face. Hellspawn turns towards Wench, who is still beating on Codi and tells her to throw her off. Wench pulls a lifeless Codi to her feet and drags her to the top of the ramp. Wench looks to the floor before picking Codi up and powerbombing her off the stage onto the floor as the crowd shouts "HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!"

Mark Followill: My god! Wench may have just killed Codi!

Jason Martel: Why isn't security doing something about this?!

Mark Followill: Maybe cause it's Hellspawn who pays them.

Hellspawn grabs a lifeless Matt by the head and screams "I want my son by the end of the show or I will kill you!" Hellspawn slams Matt's head into the ramp and starts to walk away as Gory and Dark Sun follow. The hooded figure waits for Wench to follow before leaving behind her. The scene fades with shots of Codi laying on the concrete bleeding and Matt laying on the ramp bleeding.

--COMMERCIAL--[/b]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens in the backstage area in front of the Onslaught banner, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Emo Kid.

Misty Crawford: Welcome back to Onslaught. Emo Kid, later on, you have the chance of a lifetime as you take on Hellspawn for the SNW Texas Championship. However, are you prepared to face Hellspawn in the frame of mind he's in after seeing what he and Wench did to Matt Margera and Codi Shane earlier?

Emo Kid: Misty, do you really think I care what frame of mind Hellspawn is in? You're talking to a man that cuts himself open and enjoys it! Hell, Hannah couldn't help but laugh after her meeting with Enigmah a couple months back in the hospital. I guess what I'm getting at is that Hellspawn has played into my hands. A match where pinfalls count anywhere is my cup of tea.

Misty Crawford: Well we know it'll be hard for Hellspawn to focus in the frame of mind he's in? But what about you, seeing as that you still want to get your hands on Andrew Smith? He's even come out and said that your claims of him claiming to be the best hardcore wrestler are unfounded because he's not a consistent hardcore wrestler.

Emo Kid: Andrew Smith only says that because he knows that I will embarrass him and eat him alive if and when we face off in any sort of hardcore wrestling environment. And if he won't face me here, then I'm not above traveling up north to hunt him down.

Shot switches back to ringside as "Always" blasts over the PA, causing the crowd to come to their feet and cheer their heads off. The camera pans all around the RL Turner High School gymnasium until it finds Xtreme Team making their way through the crowd.

Monica Deluca: The following match is set for one fall and is to determine the number one contenders for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships. Hailing from Clayton, NC and weighing in at a combined weight of 465 pounds, the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team!

Mark Followill: What an interesting tag match this should be, as a team as established as Xtreme Team takes on a team that was thrown together at the last second, Letham and Soul Reaper.

Jason Martel: I just hope they maim each other and take each other out of SNW.

Syco and Dave hop over the security railing and slide into the ring as "Always" dies down. "My Curse" by Killswitch Engage booms over the PA as the crowd cheers just as loud as they did for Xtreme Team. After the slow intro builds up and the song kicks in, Letham steps out from behind the curtains to the crowd's applause. He stops at the entrance of the ramp, throws his hair back with a sharp and quick raise of the head and lifts one arm in the air, pointing to the crowd with a smile on his face.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents. First, from New York City and weighing 180 pounds, Letham!

Mark Followill: From what I can gather, it appears that Hellspawn put the best tag team in SNW right now up against the two top singles competitors in SNW.

Jason Martel: Without question, Xtreme Team has the advantage as they've been functioning as a team for quite some time. Whereas with Letham and Soul Reaper, their egos could explode at any time and cause their team to implode.

Letham walks down the ramp, slides into the ring and jogs to the opposite turnbuckle. He climbs onto the second rope, throws his hair back again and just looks into the crowd, with a small smile on his face as he continues to be cheered. "Into the Fire" blasts over the PA, and the crowd cheers even louder as Soul Reaper, dressed in a hooded robe with cut off sleeves and showing no emotion on his face, appears from behind the curtain and begins his walk down the ramp to the ring.

Monica Deluca: And introducing Letham's partner, hailing from Fresno, CA and weighing 242 pounds, Soul Reaper!

Jason Martel: Now Mark, you want to talk about people that should be in jail, Soul Reaper should be in the penitentiary with no chance for parole for damn near murdering Gordon Heath!

Mark Followill: What about the Sports Nutz for assault and battery?

Jason Martel: They were just trying to release Soul Reaper from the roster.

Reaper shoots a cold stare into the ring and out into the crowd as he walks down the ramp and to the ring. As he enters the ring, he removes the robe and cracks his neck and knuckles and goes back to staring coldly into his opponents eyes. Xtreme Team play Paper-Rock-Scissors to see who starts for their team. Syco has scissors, and Dave has rock, so Dave starts for his team. Letham tells Reaper that he'll start the match for them, and Reaper just shrugs, saying "Whatever."

Jason Martel: Soul Reaper doesn't seemed all that concerned that Letham is starting off for them.

Mark Followill: Maybe he's seen the roll that Letham's been on.

Dave and Letham lock up. Letham nails Dave with a knee to the gut, then whips him into the ropes and ducks down for an overhead back body drop. Dave counters with a swinging neckbreaker, taking Letham down.

Mark Followill: Letham a bit too eager as he telegraphed that back body drop, and Dave countered with the swinging neckbreaker.

Dave drops a left elbow drop on Letham, and drops another one. Dave picks Letham up and tags in Syco. They deliver a double suplex to Letham, then referee Danny Travers instructs Dave to go back to his corner as Syco picks Letham up and delivers a DDT. Syco goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper runs in and breaks it up with a stomp across Syco's back. Travers tells Reaper to go back to his corner and he obliges. Letham back up and makes a tag to Reaper, who runs in and delivers a stiff kick to the side of Syco's head right as he gets to his knees, sending Syco right back down. Reaper picks Syco up and whips him into the ropes. Reaper is so focused on Syco that he doesn't see him make the blind tag to Dave. Syco comes off the ropes and Reaper delivers the Heart Stopper Spinebuster as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!'' Dave is up on the top turnbuckle and comes flying off, nailing Reaper right when he gets up with a top rope spinning wheel kick to a huge pop from the crowd. Letham runs in and charges at Dave, but Dave catches him with an inverted atomic drop, followed up by a Goldcutter, causing Letham to roll out of the ring. Dave taunts Letham as Reaper stands up behind him.

Jason Martel: Dave Mason better turn around.

Mark Followill: Soul Reaper doesn't even give him a chance, grabbing him from behind and dropping him down with the Soulnado! Wait a second! What are the Sports Nutz doing out here?!

Jason Martel: And look who's with them! It's "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, who's made a full recovery!

Reaper turns around and George Dunpork knocks him down with the Quarterback Sack. Syco is back up, but Craig "Senior" Mueller jumps off the top turnbuckle and takes him down with top rope Throwback from behind as the crowd boos their lungs out. Referee Danny Travers frantically calls for the bell. Gordie runs in and kicks Danny in the crotch, causing him to double over. Craig grabs Danny and places him on the top turnbuckle, setting him up for a superplex as Dunpork goes over to the turnbuckle on the other side and climbs to the top. Craig delivers the superplex, but Dunpork trips and falls off the top turnbuckle, falling flat on his face as the crowd laughs at him. Craig helps Dunpork up, then slaps him in the face, yelling "What are you doing?!" Dunpork pushes Craig rather hard, and the two get into a girlie slap fight that would make the NBA players who are prone to slap fight blush. SNW officials and Gordie try to get them separated as Xtreme Team, Soul Reaper and Letham help themselves up and can't help but laugh at the stupidity going on between the Sports Nutz.

Jason Martel: Oh no! The greatest tag team of all time is about to implode, and these idiot fans are cheering!

Mark Followill: This break up would be bigger than the Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt!

Jason Martel: Oh have some sympathy, Mark!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

"Bodies" blares over the PA as the crowd boos in unison. Anthony Spiccoli, followed by Sean O'Brien, who leads the way for Mike and Marcus Williams.

Monica Deluca: The following is a six man tag match, set for one fall. First, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli, the team of Sean O'Brien, Mike and Marcus Williams, the Unholy Trinity!

Sean, Mike and Marcus all mock the ringside fans as they walk down to the ring.

Mark Followill: The Unholy Trinity don't exactly endear themselves to the SNW fans.

Jason Martel: Why do they need to cater to these dumb fans?

Mark Followill: Now why would you say they're dumb?

Jason Martel: Well they're from Carrollton, right?

Mark Followill: What does that have to do with anything?!

"Bodies" fades out. "Never Gonna Give Up" blasts over the PA, and the crowd cheers as Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz walk out from behind the curtain. All three of them are dancing and lip syncing to "Never Gonna Give You Up." The fans even get in on the act, as they sing along to the lyrics of "Never Gonna Give You Up."

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Jason Martel: Oh give me a break!

Mark Followill: C'mon, Jason! SNW's never gonna give you up or let you down!

Jason Martel: Oh brother.

Monica doesn't even try to announce Rick and the Alley Ratz as it is much too difficult for her to announce over the singing crowd. Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz get in the ring, but the Unholy Trinity ambush them, punching away at them as Monica gets out of the ring in a hurry, and makes a rushed announcement.

Monica Deluca: The opponents, Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz!

Mark Followill: Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz didn't even get a chance to get their entrance gear off.

Jason Martel: They need to worry more about wrestling than singing and dancing like the three stooges that they are.

O'Brien whips Rick Roll into the ropes, Mike Williams whips Eddy into the ropes, and Marcus Williams whips Twitch into the ropes. All three Unholy Trinity members go for clotheslines, but Rick Roll, Eddy and Twitch all baseball slide under them. All three of them nail all three of the respective Trinity members with dropsaults, knocking them all down and causing them all to roll to the outside, where they meet up with Anthony Spiccoli to regroup as Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz take their entrance gear off. Rick Roll runs and suicide dives through the ropes, taking down Spiccoli and O'Brien to a big pop from the crowd. The Williams Brothers go down to beat down on Rick Roll, but Eddy comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a diving cross body to the outside. Mike Williams ducks, but Eddy catches Marcus with the cross body. Mike gets up, but just as he does, Twitch comes flying over the ropes with a twisting corkscrew plancha, taking Mike down, as the crowd goes crazy, cheering the sheer athleticism of Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz.

Mark Followill: Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz are off to hot start.

Jason Martel: If the Unholy Trinity can't keep Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz grounded, then needless to say they'll be in big trouble.

Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz pick themselves up from the chaos and get back into the ring. The Unholy Trinity slowly get up and regroup. Rick Roll is standing in the ring, ready for Sean O'Brien, who gladly gets into the ring. O'Brien yells in Rick Roll's face in an attempt to demean him. Rick has enough and slaps O'Brien across the face to a big pop from the crowd. O'Brien takes a big right hand swing, but Rick Roll ducks under the punch, then counters with an STO. Rick with a cover. ONE... TWO... Marcus Williams comes in and breaks up the pin. Rick Roll is momentarily distracted by Marcus Williams. Unbeknownst to Rick, Sean O'Brien is back up. Sean grabs Rick Roll in a headlock, and drops down with a Randy Orton-like inverted headlock breaker.

Mark Followill: Big mistake by Rick Roll that can switch the momentum over in favor of the Unholy Trinity.

Jason Martel: And now that the Unholy Trinity are getting this match back to wrestling, it'll make things very difficult for the mongrel team of Rick Roll and the Alley Ratz.

Sean gets up and stomps Rick Roll on the left side of his face, but that's not good enough. Sean proceeds to stomp almost every inch of Rick's body in a clockwise motion.

Mark Followill: The Garvin Stomp...

Jason Martel: No, no, no! I talked to Sean before the show, and he said that he was tired of you calling it the Garvin Stomp, and from here on you were to call it the Irish Stomp.

Mark Followill: Give me a break.

Sean makes a tag to Mike Williams, who nails Rick Roll with an elbow drop. Mike picks Rick up and scoops him up in a Canadian backbreaker, then drops him with an inverted shoulder breaker. Mike backs up and bounces off the ropes and goes for a knee drop, but Rick Roll gets out of the way just in time. Mike winces in pain, holding onto his knee and getting up as Rick makes the tag over to Eddy. Eddy runs in and takes Mike Williams down with a spinning heel kick. Eddy goes to run the ropes, but Marcus Williams knees Eddy in the back, knocking him down as he holds the small of his back. Mike picks Eddy up in a torture rack, then brings him down with a torture rack neckbreaker as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Mike picks Eddy up and whips him into the ropes. Eddy makes a blind tag to Twitch. Off the ropes, Mike picks Eddy up and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Mark Followill: Twitch is climbing the top rope.

Jason Martel: Mike Williams better turn around.

Mark Followill: Twitch comes flying off the top rope, and nails Mike Williams in the mush with a missile dropkick, sending the War Machine down to the mat.

Twitch stomps on Mike to keep him down, then goes to climb the top rope whilst tagging Eddy, who climbs the turnbuckle on the other side of Twitch. Twitch comes flying off the top with a reverse 450, nailing Mike with a Faygo Splash. Eddy follows up with a moonsault onto Mike. Referee Mike Croft goes down to make the count. ONE... TWO... Marcus Williams runs in and jumps in the air to nail an elbow drop, but Eddy sees him coming in and rolls out of the way, causing Marcus to nail Mike with the elbow drop to a big pop from the crowd. Marcus can't believe himself as Anthony Spiccoli yells "The hell are you doing?!" Eddy and Twitch nail Marcus with a double dropkick, sending him down. Sean O'Brien runs in and goes for a double clothesline, but the Alley Ratz duck. Out of nowhere, Rick Roll springboards off the ropes and hits O'Brien with a Dragonrana to a big pop from the crowd. Rick and Sean begin to brawl with each other, and referee Mike Croft tries to get them separated. Meanwhile, Twitch comes running at Marcus Williams, but Marcus overhead belly to belly suplexes Twitch, sending him flying over the top rope, clearing the ropes and splattering on the floor as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Mike Williams is up to his knees as Eddy punches away at him.

Mark Followill: Eddy is punching away at Mike Williams, but he just shrugs them off!

Jason Martel: I'm afraid the end is near for the Alley Ratz.

Mike is back to his feet, laughing maniacally at Eddy, daring him to hit him again. Eddy does, but to no avail. Marcus nails Eddy with a chop block from behind, and at the very same time Mike nails Eddy with a clothesline.

Mark Followill: What a vicious chop block/clothesline combination!

Jason Martel: And Rick Roll doesn't realize his team is in trouble because he's pre-occupied with Sean O'Brien.

Mark Followill: But not for long as O'Brien just knocked Rick Roll unconscious with a Celtic Vertebreaker on the outside!

Sean goes back to his corner as the ref goes back inside the ring, where the Williams Brothers pick Eddy up in a double crucifix powerbomb position and nail him with the H-Bomb! Mike with the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd boos as "Bodies" blares over the PA.

Monica Deluca: Your winners of the match, the Unholy Trinity!

Jason Martel: Well the fun and games are all over now, thank god!

Mark Followill: The sticks in the mud of SNW pick up a huge victory this weekend on SNW Onslaught.

Shot opens in one of the hallways, where George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller are still yelling at each other. Gordon Heath is trying to get them to stop.

Craig: Seriously, you can't keep your balance on the top turnbuckle because you keep stuffing your face at places like Pancho's and Waffle House!

Dunpork: I'm just making sure I get my fill of 10 healthy meals a deal!

Craig: Are you crazy?!

Gordie: Stop it! Stop it!

George and Craig stop arguing and take a second to cool off.

Gordie: Guys, I know you've been under a lot of stress having lost your positions of power in the company. But look at the bright side. Even if things got bungled up, neither Xtreme Team nor Soul Reaper and Letham will get a shot at Wench and Gory's Texas Tag Team Titles thanks to the no contest.

George and Craig nod their heads as they see the brighter side of things.

Gordie: And besides, we should be in a mood to celebrate now that I'm finally out of my bodycast and wheelchair.

Gordie throws his arms up in the air and shouts "IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!" Right when he says that, Hellspawn runs in and nails Gordie in the face with a big boot. Craig and George go after Hellspawn, but are jumped by Dark Sun, Gory and Wench. They beat down the Sports Nutz, then storm off. Gordie cries out, "WHY ME?!! WHY MEEEEE?!"

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Familiar sounding music plays as a video is shown. Looks to be dark, with snow falling down. A familiar looking man in a really bad imitation of the costume for Sub Zero of Mortal Kombat fame, throwing very contrived martial arts kicks can be seen. Turns out that SNW has now decided to start hyping up the re-re-debut of WCW outcast, Glacier.

Our world is about to change...

Glacier "hits" some fat dude with a very fake looking chop that doesn't even come close to hitting the guy, but he falls down as if he was shot by a gun.

Enter the realm...

Glacier "hits" what looks to be Greg Wilson with a kendo stick, but again, the stick comes nowhere near hitting Greg. But he sells it anyway.

Blood runs cold...

Much to the delight of everyone, the promo is interrupted.

Jason Martel: Oh sorry folks we're going to have to hold for a second we have some sort of commotion going on outside of the arena.

Mark Followill: And I received word in my headset that there are cops out there. We're trying to feed footage in as soon as we get a camera crew there.

The screen kicks in and we can see the camera running down a corridor further down we can see the flashing of red and blue lights. The camera makes it way closer to the lights, and as it turns the corner we are treated to a crowd of people all gathering. Two cop cars are on scene and an ambulance is seen coming onto the scene. The camera moves forward and pushes through the people. Brenda Price can been seen as the camera gets towards her. It looks behind her at the scene and a young woman can be seen hanging from some scaffolding tied round her waist and arms holding her in place. She has bruises over her face and blood is pouring from an open wound on her face. The camera looks down to see Ryne Sunberg in a crumpled heap on the floor. His hands have been tied down to the scaffold his he is cut open on the face and his chest but can be seen to be still breathing. A paramedic is seen climbing the scaffolding and getting up to the young woman. He gets close and puts his fingers against her throat checking for a pulse, then puts his ear near her mouth.[/i]

Paramedic: She’s still alive.

Jason Martel: Hey I recognize that woman from my days in UHW, she’s Ellie.

Mark Followill: What, you mean EHWF’s Diva? What’s she doing outside of RL Turner High School?

Jason Martel: More to the point what is Ryne Sunberg doing tied up beneath her? Wasn’t he supposed to be missing?

Mark Followill: Looks like they found him.

Jason Martel: Brenda, can you hear us? What's the scene like out there?

Brenda: Yeah I can hear you and it’s not a pretty site. Whoever did this did one hell of a job of hurting both stars.

Jason Martel: Is there anything unsual going on?

Mark Followill: Yeah like strange messages in blood?

Brenda: At the moment we can't see much however the paramedics and police are now getting Ellie down.

Brenda turns round to look at the camera her face looks puzzled.[/color]

Brenda: Where’s Mark? He’s the normal camera man.

??: He got tied up with another job. He asked me to fill in for the time being.

Brenda shrugs.[/color]

Jason Martel: Brenda, what do you think happened to Ryne Sunberg there and why is he out here now?

Brenda: Well the guy helped Matt Margera kidnap Hellspawn and Wench's son. Perhaps he arranged to help whoever did this to get Ellie?

Mark Followill: Makes sense I guess, Whats happening now Brenda?

Brenda moves to the side and carries on speaking.

Brenda: They're putting Ellie in the ambulance as we speak and are now starting to cut Ryne Sunberg free.

The camera films them freeing Ryne and putting him onto a stretcher. They carry him towards the ambulance and load him. The ambulance drives off then somebody screams and the camera suddenly twists around to where Ryne was and a message can be seen in the blood:



--COMMERCIAL--[/b]

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Well up next is the divas... what the heck?! The lights just went out!

Jason Martel: I guess paying the engery bills wasn't on the budget for the city of Carrollton.

The lights go out plunging the ring into darkness. People can be heard muttering, wondering what’s going on. The sound of a projector running can be heard then the ring is lit up with a film just like it was a projector screen. The footage seems to be that of a house, an old worn house with a porch leading to the front door. Along the path leading to the porch a sign can be seen half way what’s written on the sign can’t quite be made out yet.

The footage flickers, and suddenly theirs a scene of a wrestler being thrown into a barbed wire cage, the one doing the throwing can’t be seen but his fist are shown laying into the man on the cage wall. He’s yanked from the wall and spun around before being hit with a DDT into the ring floor and that collapsing with both men falling through.

The footage flickers back to the house and the camera is moving forwards taking progressive steps towards the house’s porch it stops only once next to the sign and the camera turns to face the sign.[/color]

DANGER... ENTER AT OWN RISK

The camera looks back up towards the porch and continues forward, taking three more steps and stopping at the stairs leading up to the porch. A little spider scurries across and a hand comes from behind the camera and takes a hold of the banister, again the camera begins to move forward taking four more steps to reach the door. The door is run down and a slight shove from the hand sends it crashing down. Inside we can see a tip as though somebody has been searching through the house for something. Taking a step in to the house the camera pans around and on the walls we begin to notice blood dripping.

A noise is heard like somebody moving and the camera suddenly pans around but nothing is seen the house still looks empty although trashed. The camera makes it way towards the steps and starts to climb them, it stops halfway up and a flower pot can be seen, inside the flower pot between some of the flowers a finger can be seen. The camera quickly pans around again as another sound is heard, then makes it way upstairs quickly it stops at a door, and the door is covered in blood with a clear patch that has this written on it:



Another sound is heard and the camera pans round to a male chest, the chest is covered in scars, and dog tags can be seen dangling down. The camera pans down and we can see boots and dark jeans as the camera begins to pan up the sound of wood cracking against a skull can be heard and the camera drops to the ground causing the image to go to static.[/color]

--COMMERCIAL--[/b]

[Hollywood]

"The Hand That Feeds" starts to play, and Enigmah makes her way out on to the ramp. She stands at the top of the stage with one hand on her hip, and she plays to the fans with her other hand. The fans cheer loudly as Enigmah makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with a few of the fans. She then slides into the ring and plays to the fans some more while awaiting for her opponent..

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the following Divas match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, weighing 140 pounds, Enigmah!

"Just So You Know" booms over the PA and Hannah walks out on to the stage to a chorus of boos. She looks around at the crowd and glares at the fans before making her way to the bottom of the ramp. Hannah stops and lowers her head for a few seconds before running at the ring and jumping up onto it, she then makes her way through the middle ropes and walks around the ring before getting up onto a turnbuckle and she then gives the crowd two middle fingers. She jumps off the turnbuckle and faces Enigmah with a wicked grin on her face.

Monica Deluca: And her opponent weighing in at 129 pounds, she is Hannah!

Mark F: For those of you who are not up to speed with these ladies, this is an unofficial stipulation match.

Jason M: Indeed, it would appear that these two are sisters, but I am really unsure about their past.

Mark F: Well, I spoke to Enigmah about this earlier, and she told me she was adopted by a family member, and Enigmah getting upper hand here!

The two lock up and Enigmah forces Hannah back into the ropes before Irish whipping her into the opposite rope. As Hannah is on the rebound, she uses her momentum to run at Enigmah who just dodges what could have been a harsh clothesline. Enigmah then turns around and sends Hannah to the canvas with a DDT. The crowd cheers as Enigmah waits for Hannah to get to her feet. Hannah points behind Enigmah who looks around for a moment to see no one there. Hannah uses this distraction to hit Enigmah with three consecutive vertical suplex, known as the Three Amigos.

Mark F: What a low move by Hannah! Who does she think she is?!

Jason M: She is doing what it takes to win her match, and I don't blame her for that.

Mark F: Yeah, you wouldn't.

Hannah then makes her way on to a turnbuckle. She taunts the booing crowd for a second before turning around to go for a moonsault. Enigmah moves out of the way just in time and Hannah connects with nothing but canvas to a chorus of approval from the crowd. Enigmah points and laughs at Hannah as Enigmah gets up and sends a a few stomps to Hannah's gut. She then pulls Hannah up by the hair and uses her weight advantage to swing Hannah around by the hair, literally lifting Hannah's feet off the ground before letting go, and Hannah flies into the ropes and crumples to the ground.

Jason M: Oh my god! Ha ha, I have never seen that in the history of SNW ever!

Mark F: Good for her, it serves Hannah right for trying to cheat doesn't it.

Enigmah quickly jumps onto a turnbuckle before hitting Hannah with a swantom bomb, she then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Hannah just kicks out and some how manages to throw Enigmah off her. They both slowly get to their feet, and lock up. Hannah gets the advantage this time and sends a few knee shots to Enigmah's mid section. She then back hands Enigmah across the face who looks shocked for a moment, but slaps her back knocking Hannah backwards. Hannah then rakes Enigmah's eyes blinding her for a second.

Mark F: That is totally out of order, yet another low blow by Hannah. She is desperate to win this match and make up with her sibling.

Jason M: No, she wants to win to show that she is the dominant women here.

Enigmah lunges herself on Hannah knocking her backwards to the canvas. Enigmah kneels over her sending a few furious punches Hannah's face the crowd start to chant "ENIGMAH! ENIGMAH! ENIGMAH!" Enigmah rolls Hannah over on to her stomach before getting her in the Crippler Crossface, Enigmah grins with glee as Hannah cries out in pain as she is about to tap out Enigmah releases the hold and smirks.

Enigmah: Don't screw with me bitch!

Enigmah grabs Hannah's hair and smashes her face into the canvas a few time before the ref has to pull her off and tell her off. Enigmah sticks her tongue out at the ref before waiting for Hannah to get to her feet. They lock up once again, and Hannah sweep kicks Enigmah's feet out from under her. Hannah then rolls her over and sets Enigmah up for a Liontamer. She applies more pressure for a few seconds, but Enigmah manages to get herself to the bottom rope and the ref tells Hannah to let go. Enigmah rolls on to her back and sits up before kicking Hannah between the legs going for a low blow of her own.

Mark F: Enigmah! She just gave Hannah a taste of her own medication!

Jason M: Indeed.

Enigmah watches as Hannah falls to her knees, Enigmah gets to her feet backs up some and run at Hannah sending a drop kick to the face of Hannah. She then brings her to her feet before hitting her with the Stunner, she then goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE! "The Hand That Feeds" booms over the PA, and Enigmah gets to her feet as she looks down and laughs at Hannah before raising her hand in victory.

Mark F: She got the win! Well done for her. Guess that means she doesn't have to worry about being nice to Hannah or having anything to do with her.

Jason M: She deserves the win I give her that much.

Mark F: Well folks we will be back soon with more action, stay tuned!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: This match is interesting as we have Silvus trying to get another title shot at Hellspawn, but he has no clue to who he is fighting.

Jason Martel: Just another example of how Hellspawn is abusing his power.

Mark Followill: Are you kidding me? I remember when all you did was praise Hellspawn. Lets go the ring for introductions.

Monica Deluca: The following match is a gauntlet match.

The lights dim down as a child's voice can be heard over the PA system.

I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore,
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more,
But once again alas it must open,
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door...[/color]

“Wishmaster” basts over the PA system. The lights go blue, and the crowd cheers with anticipation as Silvus steps out onto the stage. He raises his arm before walking down the ramp tagging a few fans along the way.

Monica Deluca: Introducing first, from Manchester, England... this is Silvus!

Silvus gets to the ring and stops. He looks up into the crowd and smiles, then walks the rest of the way to the ring. He slides under the ropes into the ring and raises his hands up in the air as the crowd continues to cheer him on. "Wishmaster" dies down.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent...

"A Country Boy Can Survive" hits as Scott Jacobs walks out mocking the fans, who boo him in return.

Monica Deluca: From Austin, Texas, Scott Jacobs!

Scott walks to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He looks at Silvus and shakes his head as the music fades out.

Mark Followill: Looks Like Scott Jacobs is up first.

Jason Martel: Well Silvus is in trouble because Scott is a tough wrestler.

Scott and Silvus go face to face and Scott slaps Silvus. Silvus hits Scott with a right hand knocking him down. Silvus pulls Scott to his feet and throws him into the ropes and takes him down hard with a clothesline. Silvus waits for Scott to get up before kicking him in the side of the head knocking him from the ring. Silvus follows Scott out and slams him head first into the ring steps before sending him back into the ring. Silvus rolls in as Scott gets to his knees and begs off. Silvus kicks Scott in the face and pulls him up, but Scott rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out just in time.

Jason Martel: Haha! Silvus almost got beat by the newcomer.

Mark Followill: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Scott and Silvus are back to their feet. Scott scoops Silvus up and bodyslams him to the mat, followed by an elbow drop. Scott picks Silvus up and locks him in an Iron Claw, but Silvus kicks him in the gut, then quickly hits him with the Retribution Slam! Silvus covers. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd cheers.

Mark Followill: Well there is win number one. Let's see who is next.

Silvus gets to his feet and is quickly taken out from behind by Viper with a clothesline. Viper stomps Silvus in the back of the head as the ref rolls Scott from the ring. Viper pulls Silvus up and puts him on his shoulder and drops him face first across the turnbuckle. Viper hits the ropes and takes Silvus out with a big boot.

Jason Martel: Looks like Viper got the next draw. Let's hope he fares better then Scott.

Viper pulls Silvus to his feet and lifts him up and powerslams him down hard to the mat. Viper covers but can only get a one count. Viper lays a few rights into Silvus's face before pulling him up and taking him down again with a short arm clothesline. Viper hits the ropes and drops a leg across Silvus throat. Viper again covers but only gets a two count. Viper pulls Silvus to his feet and goes for a brainbuster but Silvus floats over. Viper turns around and Silvus goes for retribution but Viper blocks it and buries and knee into Silvus gut followed by a knee to the face. Viper pulls Silvus to his feet and hits a brainbuster. Viper waits for Silvus to get to his feet and goes for another big boot, but Silvus ducks and Viper gets hung up on the top rope. Silvus kicks the back of Vipers leg sending him crashing to the mat.

Mark Followill: Well after being blindsided, Silvus seems to have caught his second wind.

Jason Martel: Viper has beaten on him pretty bad, and if he is lucky to get through this he still has one more opponent.

Silvus pulls Viper to his feet and hits a backbreaker. Silvus locks in a armbar, but Viper uses his long legs to get to the ropes. Silvus breaks the hold and pulls Viper to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Silvus drops down and trips Viper and rolls him into a single leg crab. Viper uses his power to push Silvus off. Silvus quickly gets to his feet and hits a dropkick to Viper chest as he tries to get up. Silvus covers but only gets a two count. Silvus waits for Viper to get to his feet and when he does Silvus hits a single arm DDT followed by locking in an armbar. Viper tries to get to the ropes but can't and is forced to tap before his arm is broke. Silvus releases the hold and looks around but no one is trying to jump him. Silvus is on one knee in the ring looking at the entrance when "Your Disease" starts blaring through the arena. Alexander Draven walks out as Silvus gets to his feet. Alex charges the ring and slides in and Alex and Silvus start trading punches.

Jason Martel: Here we go with the brothers going at it!

Alex gets the better of Silvus and clotheslines him over the top rope. Alex slides out of the ring and pulls Silvus to his feet and hits a suplex on the floor. Alexander rolls Silvus back into the ring and follows him back in. Alexander pulls Silvus to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Silvus comes off Alexander hits Silvus with a monster spinebuster. Alexander drops an elbow across Silvus's throat and covers but only gets a two count.

Mark Followill: Well it seems the last opponent for Silvus is Alexander Draven.

Jason Martel: Well this doesn't look good for Silvus.

Alexander pulls Silvus to his feet and pushes him back into the corner. Alexander hits a few shoulder thrusts into Silvus's gut before setting him on the top rope and hitting a superplex. Alexander goes for a cover but only get a two count. Alex slaps the mat in frustration. He waits for Silvus to get to his hands and knees and kicks him in the gut, sending him to the outside. Alex follows Silvus to the outside and pulls him up. Alexander goes to whip Silvus into the barricade, but Silvus reverses it and Alexander goes over the barricade into the crowd. Silvus lays on the mat breathing hard but slowly gets to his feet and walks toward where Alexander went over the barricade. Silvus looks over the barricade but Alexander isn't there. Silvus looks around in the crowd but Alexander isn't nowhere to be seen.

Mark Followill: Where the heck did Alexander go?

Jason Martel: Got me. Maybe he had to go to the bathroom.

Mark Followill: Would you be serious!

Jason Martel: I am being serious. The food here at the RL Turner school cafeteria is pretty horrendous.

Mark Followill: Oh don't start making fun of the school now!

Silvus turns around and gets almost broken in half from a spear from Dark Sun.

Jason Martel: What the hell is he doing here?

Mark Followill: Well he has been here the whole time if you think about it.

Jason Martel: Have you lost your mind?

Mark Followill: No Dark Sun and Alexander Draven are the same person.

Dark Sun pulls Silvus to his feet and hits a brainbuster onto the floor. Dark Sun rolls Silvus back into the ring and follows him in. Dark Sun waits for Silvus to get to his feet and hits a running neckbreaker. Dark Sun pulls Silvus to his feet and hits a German suplex. Dark Sun plays to the crowd as they give him a mixed reaction. Silvus gets to his feet and Dark Sun charges him but Silvus takes him down with a drop toe hold. Silvus quickly gets to his feet and charges at Dark Sun as he charges at Silvus. Both hit a clothesline on each other and crash hard to the mat.

Mark Followill: This hard hitting style these guys use are taking a lot out of them

Jason Martel: Well it is anybody's match now.

Silvus gets to his feet as Dark Sun does and the two start trading punches. Dark Sun goes for a haymaker but Silvus ducks and when Dark Sun turns around Silvus locks in a Mandible Claw. Dark Sun tries to fight free but can't and Silvus takes Dark Sun up and hits him with Retribution Slam! Silvus covers. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Here is your winner, Silvus!

Silvus rolls onto his back as "Wishmaster" begins to play. Silvus gets to his feet and makes the title motion around his waist.

Mark Followill: Well Silvus is one step closer to getting his rematch.

Jason Martel: Silvus had to cheat to be able to get through this match.

Silvus walks up the ramp as the fans cheer. Dark Sun gets to his feet and is smiling at Silvus as he walks up the ramp.

--COMMERCIAL--[/b]

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Well, up next is a chance for our newest superstars to show their worth here in SNW

Jason Martel: If we're lucky, it'll be a match.

Mark Followill: its two new guys, give them a chance Jason.

Monica Deluca: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a New Superstar Showcase!

The venue goes black and a quote from the movie Sin City can be heard over the PA system....

"I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him."

"Search and Destroy" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges then hits the PA system and Evan Bodom gets a mediocre reaction, some people booing and some people cheering and singing along to the words, Evan Bodom comes through the curtain followed by his manager Lisa Forelli he stops and poses.

Monica Deluca: Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Seattle, Washington... accompanied by Lisa Forelli, Evan Bodom!

Mark Followill: This guy looks promising, maybe he could be in for great things.

Jason Martel: Heh, I don’t know. He doesn’t look like much.

Evan makes his way to the ring nodding his head to the music. He gets into the ring and falls to his knees as some loyal fans throw black and green streamers into the ring. He then stands up waiting for his opponent. As "All Hope is Gone" hits the PA system, Dreadlock walks out but stops at the top of the ramp. He looks to his left, then his right and raises his arms.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, Dreadlock!

Dreadlock walks down the ramp, ignoring the crowd, rolls under the bottom rope and waits at a corner post for the match to begin. Referee Mike Croft calls for the bell and both men go in for a test of strength. Dreadlock prevails and kicks Evan Bodom in the gut, causing him to stumble back into the ropes. Evan rebounds off of the ropes and hits a clothesline, knocking Dreadlock backwards a few steps. Dreadlock regains his balance as Evan walks over towards him. Evan chops Dreadlock and the crowd shouts "WOOOOOOOO!" Dreadlock retaliates by grabbing Evan Bodom’s shoulder and hitting a big right hand punch into the chest of Evan, taking him down to the floor.

Mark Followill: Oooh, that was a powerful punch there from Dreadlock, but Evan Bodom is showing some fight in the beginning.

Jason Martel: Well, from what his bio says, I doubt he’d be doing very good here, he hasn’t done in the past, unlike Bodom.

Mark Followill: Give the guys a break, won’t you? These two are new, they’re here to show us what they can do, hoping to get a chance.

Jason Martel: So?

Mark Followill: Ah, never mind.

As Evan begins to get back up to his feet, Dreadlock hovers over him ready to perform another maneuver. But as Dreadlock goes to grab him, Evan rolls out of the way and Yakuza kicks Dreadlock, knocking him over the ropes. Evan taunts, attempting to get the crowd behind him, but he fails and the crowd give a slightly mixed reaction of cheers and boos. He ignores it and climbs outside the ring and starts pounding on Dreadlocks back. The ref starts to count. ONE... TWO... THREE... Dreadlock begins to fight back with some punches of his own. Dreadlock grabs Evan Bodom by the head, while Bodom is trying to recover from Dreadlock's punches, and throws him back into the ring. Dreadlock then slides in himself, forcing the ref to stop the count. Dreadlock lifts Evan up and hits the Complete Shot, and goes for a pin. The ref starts to count. ONE... TWO... Evan gets his shoulder up just in time to break the count. Dreadlock seems to be unhappy with this and begins to argue with the ref. The referee warns him, but while Dreadlock is arguing with him, he has given Evan enough time to recover slightly and he gets a backslide pin onto Dreadlock to a mild pop. ONE... TWO...

Jason Martel: Oooh, another close call. Maybe Dreadlock is gaining some respect from me.

Mark Followill: Both contenders are putting on one great match. I’m sure these guys can both get far here in SNW.

Dreadlock is getting back up to his feet as Evan runs towards him. Dreadlock quickly gets full balance back and as Evan goes to hit a clothesline, Dreadlock reverses and hits an STO, taking Bodom down hard. Dreadlock lifts Evan Bodom up to his feet and hits a powerful backbreaker, causing Evan to roll, holding his lower back. Dreadlock stops him from rolling out of the ring and picks him back up and holds him over his shoulder. He swings him round and hits the Side Effect before lifting him back to his feet yet again, and placing him in the corner.

Jason Martel: Dreadlock is just toying with Evan now. I'm pretty sure Evan can’t get another hit in.

Mark Followill: Dreadlock is rather powerful, and tonight he is showing that quite well.

Jason Martel: You think? He’s destroying Evan Bodom!

Mark Followill: Yeah, that’s true.

Dreadlock taunts the crowd, calling for his finisher.

Jason Martel: It looks like his going to go for his trademark finisher! This is definitely going to end the match!

Mark Followill: Don’t be certain, people do kick out from finishers.

Jason Martel: Unless they’re powerful enough, like Dreadlock seems to be.

Dreadlock lifts Bodom onto the turnbuckle and then lifts him onto his shoulders, and finally hits a Reverse Death Valley Driver! Dreadlock goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Jason Martel: See! I told you he’d win with that.

Mark Followill: Well, it was a rather powerful slam there.

Jason Martel: And sometimes that’s what you need to win.

"All Hope Is Gone" bursts over the PA and the crowd boo Dreadlock. Dreadlock starts to walk backstage ignoring the fans.

Monica Deluca: The winner of the match, Dreadlock!

Jason Martel: That guy actually surprised me, I didn’t expect him to win.

Mark Followill: Why? Both guys looked good. Well, up until the end anyway. I think Evan let us all down. He looked like a good superstar, but then he just got beat rather badly out there.

Jason Martel: And that’s what was so good about it! Dreadlock was good out there tonight, he deserved the win.

Mark Followill: Yeah, he was good, but he didn’t need to argue with the referee though did he?

Jason Martel: Probably, you know, sometimes it may be fun for those guys to let off steam.

Mark Followill: You do know, that they usually let off steam against each other in the ring don’t you?

Jason Martel: Yeah, but I’m sure it’s more fun having a go at the ref.

Mark Followill: OK, whatever you say then.

Jason Martel: Well that ref was being incompetent.

Mark Followill: What a piece of work you are... Fans, stay right there for more Onslaught.

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

The lights suddenly cut out again and the fans go quiet.[/color]

Jason Martel: Okay once tonight is funny but this is getting ridiculous, who in their right mind keeps cutting out the lights?

Mark Followill: You’re Mum...

Jason Martel: Hey, she’s needs a lot of juice for her hair dryer.

The projector kicks in again with a countdown like an old movie. Once it hits zero, the films kicks in and the scene opens up with what looks to be the film storage room. Damien can be seen sat in the chair a smile on his face.[/color]

Damien: My friend, asked me to say....

A man steps forward coming into view of the camera his back is facing the camera so we can’t make out his face. He can be heard whispering, but we can’t make out what he’s saying.[/color]

Damien: He asked me to say... you are all bad people and bad people should know that...

Damien scratches his head and the man whispers in his ear again.

Damien: Oh yeah... you all bad people who should know that there is always a bigger fish, a more dangerous person in the world.

The man pats Damien on the head, and then whispers something else in his ear.

Damien: Nobody is safe and you will all be picked off one by one, blood will be spilled, and a new meaning to hardc... Hardcare...

The man laughs again, then whispers into Damien’s ear.

Damien: A new meaning to Hardcore will be written.

The man whispers one more thing, and Damiens smile widens.

Damien: And he won’t be coming alone he will bring all his demons and pains with him.

The man pats Damien head again and steps out of view from the camera, Damien jumps off the chair and follows as Damien goes off shot a message can be seen written in blood with a tied up camera man underneath. The message is:[/i]

--COMMERCIAL--[/color][/b]

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Well we have made it to the main event and with what we have seen from Hellspawn tonight, I don't think Emo Kid should come to this ring.

Jason Martel: He needs to get that title off that mad man before someone else gets hurt.

Monica Deluca: The following match is the main event and it is a Texas Street Fight for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title, and pinfalls and submissions count anywhere!

A pulse is heard beating through the speakers as "Careless Whisper" hits and Emo Kid walks out to a chorus of boos.

Monica Deluca: Introducing first the challenger. From Bakersfield, CA, Emo Kid!

Emo Kid walks to the ring with a serious look on his face and slides under the bottom rope and stands in the corner. "White Knuckles" blares through the arena as the crowd goes nuts.

Monica Deluca: And his his opponent, from Hell's Kitchen. He is the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Hellspawn!

Emo Kid stands at the front of the ring waiting for Hellspawn, but Hellspawn doesn't come out. The music stops as Emo Kid looks at Monica with a confused look on his face.

Jason Martel: See Hellspawn is scared of Emo and won't come out.

Mark Followill: I doubt that is the case. Something must have happened.

Emo Kid grabs the mic from Monica Deluca.

Emo Kid: If Hellspawn doesn't want to come out here, I will go back there and get him.

Emo Kid slams the mic down and climbs out the ring. "White Knuckles" again starts playing as Emo Kid stops by the apron of the ring. He stares at the entrance. Emo Kid is yelling at the entrance when two hands come from under the ring and grab his legs and pulls him face first into the floor. Emo Kid is pulled under the ring as the crowd looks shocked.

Mark Followill: What the hell?! Emo Kid was pulled under the ring!

Jason Martel: Probably someone Hellspawn knows taking Emo out so this match doesn't happen.

Emo Kid comes from under the ring with a shocked look on his face. He stares at the bottom of the ring as the hands come back out. Emo Kid starts backing up as the rest of the body emerges from under the ring. Hellspawn stands up and looks at Emo Kid with a crazed look as the bell rings.

Mark Followill: It was Hellspawn under the ring!

Hellspawn starts toward Emo Kid, who gets to his feet and throws a right hand that Hellspawn just catches with his hand. Hellspawn hits Emo Kid with a right hand flooring him on the ramp. Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid by the hair and slams the back of his head repeatedly into the ramp. Hellspawn rolls Emo Kid over and grinds the front of Emo Kids face into the ramp. Hellspawn stands up and pulls Emo Kid to his feet and walks him back to the ring. Hellspawn lifts Emo Kid up over his head and sends him into the ring over the top rope. Emo Kid gets to his feet and hits the ropes as Hellspawn steps over the top rope. Emo Kid charges Hellspawn but Hellspawn catches him by the throat and slams him down with a chokeslam. Hellspawn stands over Emo Kid screaming "Where is he?!"

Mark Followill: Hellspawn still screaming "where is he" now to Emo Kid. I think he may have truly lost it.

Jason Martel: Well then he is right for the picking to get that title off of him.

Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid to his feet and pushes him back to the corner. Hellspawn buries a few knees to Emo Kid gut followed by a few elbows to his face. Hellspawn backs up and charges Emo Kid hitting a massive clothesline into the corner. Hellspawn looks into the crowd and points at them before pulling Emo Kid up and throwing him over the top rope. Hellspawn follows Emo Kid out. Hellspawn stand over Emo Kid and goes to pull him up but Emo Kid hits him with a low blow. Emo Kid sends Hellspawn head first into the ring steps. Emo Kid grabs cables from around the ring and wraps them around Hellspawn's neck. Emo Kid chokes Hellspawn and is screaming at him. Emo Kid releases the cables as Hellspawn falls to the floor. Emo Kid digs under the ring and finds a fire extinguisher. Emo pops the pin and when Hellspawn gets to his feet, Emo Kid sprays it right in his face. Hellspawn stumbles backwards as Emo Kid charges him, hitting him in the face with the fire extinguisher, knocking him into the crowd.

Mark Followill: Well this match didn't take long to leave the ring

Jason Martel: Well it is a street fight.

Emo Kid gets on the barrier and when Hellspawn gets to his feet he jumps at him taking him down with a cross body. Security holds fans back as Emo Kid starts punching Hellspawn in the face. Emo Kid pulls Hellspawn up and drags him to to the back of the arena and slams him head first into a wall. Emo Kid grabs a beer from a fans hand and drinks some before slamming the cup into Hellspawn's face. Emo Kid takes Hellspawn over with a suplex on the floor. Emo kid goes for a cover but only gets a one count. Emo yells at the ref as he kicks Hellspawn in the face as he is trying to get to his feet. Emo Kid pulls Hellspawn up and goes to whip him into the wall but Hellspawn reverses it and Emo Kid slams hard into the wall. Emo Kid stumbles off the wall and Hellspawn takes him down hard with a big boot to the face. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid up and hits a right hand that knocks Emo Kid back. Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid by the hair and drags him towards the door in the back of the gym. Hellspawn throws Emo Kid into the door as they fly open and Emo Kid rolls into a hallway. Hellspawn walks into the hallway and grabs Emo Kid by the head and places it against the wall before slamming the door into his head. Emo Kid falls to the floor holding his head as Hellspawn looks around the hallway. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid into the middle of the hall and slams him down on the floor. Hellspawn walks over to a row of lockers and tries to break them free from the wall. Emo Kid slowly gets to his feet and dropkicks Hellspawn in the back of the head making his face hit the locker and busting him wide open.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid should be thankful those lockers are secured because I think Hellspawn wanted to bury him under them.

Jason Martel: Well Emo Kid has Hellspawn busted wide open, so he needs to finish this fast.

Emo Kid pulls Hellspawn to his feet and slams his head into the locker again. Hellspawn stumbles back, and Emo Kid takes him down with a flying leg lariat. Emo Kid covers but again can only get a two count. Emo looks around the hall and notices the janitors room. Emo Kid opens the door and grabs a mop from inside and breaks it across Hellspawn back. Emo Kid goes back into the room and comes out with a shovel. He slams the shovel into Hellspawn face and again covers but only gets a two count. Emo Kid gets frustrated and goes back into the room and comes out with a bucket. He slams the bucket down on Hellspawn. Emo Kid again goes into the room and this time comes out with a table. Emo Kid sets up the table in the middle of the hall. Emo Kid pulls Hellspawn up, but gets caught with a right hand by Hellspawn. Emo Kid answers with a right of his own. Hellspawn floors Emo Kid with a right thrust to the throat. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid up and grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through the table. Hellspawn doesn't go for the cover but grabs the broken piece of the mop. Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid by the head and starts digging the sharp edge of the mop into his head. Hellspawn doesn't stop digging into Emo Kid's head until blood flows from his head. Hellspawn pulls Emo up and slams him hard into the lockers before dragging him to a door that says "EXIT."

Mark Followill: Don't tell me they are going to fight outside.

Jason Martel: Well it is a street fight they might as well make it to the street.

Hellspawn kicks the door opens and throws Emo Kid out the door. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid to his feet and places him on his shoulder. Hellspawn throws Emo Kid like a lawn dart into the brick wall on the outside. Hellspawn stomps Emo Kid in the face a few times before pulling him back to his feet. Hellspawn positions Emo Kid over the concrete and tries to piledrive him. Emo Kid fights it and hits a back drop on Hellspawn on the concrete. Emo Kid falls face first onto the concrete as both men lay motionless on the ground. Emo Kid slowly gets to his feet but as he stand up Andrew Smith comes from nowhere and hits Emo Kid with a barbed wire chair.

Mark Followill: What the hell is Andrew Smith doing here?!

Jason Martel: This is crap! Emo Kid had Hellspawn beat.

Andrew Smith stands over Emo Kid when out of nowhere, Andy Lionheart slams a light tube over Andrew Smith's head. Andy grabs a broken piece of glass and tries to dig it into Smith's face but is stopped when Dreadlock comes out of nowhere and kicks him right in the face. Dreadlock looks down at Andy and runs off as Hellspawn slowly gets to his feet. Hellspawn looks at the bodies layed out and grabs Emo Kid up and chokeslams him down on the concrete. Hellspawn covers. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Here is your winner and still SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn keeps the title but at what cost?

Jason Martel: If those other morons didn't interfere we would have a new champion!

Wench comes through the doors and checks on Hellspawn as he lays on the concrete. Hellspawn slowly gets up as Matt Margera, now with Damien at his side, limps outside holding a crutch. Hellspawn and Wench see Damien and looks of relief come over their faces as they ask him to come over. However, their looks of relief quickly turn to looks of dismay as Damien refuses to go over to them and clings to Matt.[/i]

Damien: Mommy and Daddy are meanies! Now I love Matt and Codi!

Wench and Hellspawn's jaws drop in shock at what Damien just said. Matt then shouts "HE WORSHIPS ME AND CODI!" and laughs at them. Wench and Hellspawn openly weep, crying "Why Damien?!" as Matt limps off with Damien to end the show.[/color][/b]