Onslaught-- 11/23/08, Southlake, TX

[Hollywood]

Shot opens in the parking lot of Carroll High School in Southlake, Texas, where we see Dredd, dressed in jeans and a black, hooded sweatshirt with red flames on it, and a black bandana on his head, getting out of his car. He takes his key to unlock the trunk, then proceeds to open it. As he bends down to grab his gear, Soul Reaper ambushes him from behind! Reaper nails Dredd with several stiff clubbing blows to the back of Dredd, then slams the trunk door across Dredd's back several times as he screams out in pain. Reaper grabs Dredd by the head and drives him down onto the concrete with a Soul Stealer DDT. With Dredd unconscious, Reaper picks the keys out of Dredd's pocket, then picks him up and places him into the trunk, then slams the trunk door shut. The camera then focuses on Reaper as he walks to the driver side door. He looks into the car, but thinks better of it and is about to walk off. But then, he stops in his tracks as a grin comes over his face.

Reaper: F[bleep]K IT!

Reaper goes back to the driver side door and tries to open it, but it's locked. He shrugs, then backs up and kicks the glass out of the window. Thankfully he has long pants on so that he doesn't get cut from any of the glass. He unlocks the door from the inside by reaching his arm through the space that has resulted from the broken in window, then proceeds to get into the car. He takes the keys out and puts them into the ignition to start the car. He drives in reverse as fast as he can, smashing the car into a nearby dumpster. He pulls up, and slams the back of the car in reverse into the dumpster again. He does this one more time to add insult to injury, then turns the car off. He gets out of the car, looks at the damage to the back, and laughs maniacally as the shot fades out and into the show open.

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Shot opens to inside the Carroll High School gym, where the fans are going crazy, holding up their signs and screaming their heads off. The camera pans around the crowd, then settles onto the broadcast booth, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting.

Mark Followill: Welcome to SNW Onslaught, where we have just possibly witnessed the end of Dredd's career!

Jason Martel: Career?! He may have just been killed! He'll be lucky to ever walk again!

Mark Followill: We're going to try to get an update on Dredd's condition as soon as we can, but right now let's focus on this week. This week, Mike Rutherford makes his long awaited debut.

Jason Martel: That's right, and we also have the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Wench and Goryokaku taking on Noir and Andrew Smith in a non-title match.

Mark Followill: C-Pac takes on DevilDog in a Lumberjack Strap Match, Emo Kid does battle with Andy Lionheart in Stage 5 of the 7 Stages of Violence in the Devil's Bunk Beds Match, and in the main event: Hellspawn defends his SNW Texas Championship against his arch nemesis, Silvus.

Shot opens at ringside as we see all the lumberjacks for the match making their way to ringside, surrounding the ring and holding leather straps.

Mark Followill: Well the lumberjacks are all around the ring with their straps just waiting for this match to get started.

Jason Martel: Someone is going to have a sore back after this match if they're unlucky enough to go to the outside.

Mark Followill: Let's head to the ring for introductions.

"Breaking the Habit" hits as C-Pac makes his way down to the ring, the crowd booing him.

Monica Deluca: The following match is a Lumberjack Strap Match! Introducing first, from Fayetteville, North Carolina and weighing 295 pounds, C-Pac!

Mark Followill: Well it was last week when C-Pac and Doomsday arrived here in SNW, attacking the Tru Playas.

Jason Martel: And what's funny is that everyone else was surprised they arrived. Well who else could Viper have been talking to on all those phone conversations?

C-Pac slides into the ring and takes off his cloak, handing it to the ring attendant. "Danger" hits, and DevilDog appears from behind the curtain. He walks down to the ring, high fiving the ringside fans.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Stankonia and weighing 241 pounds, DevilDog!

Mark Followill: Certainly no love lost between the members of the Tru Playas and the SINdicate.

Jason Martel: Both factions have been at each other's throats for over three years, before even arriving in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Mark Followill: And the SINdicate upped the ante when they convinced Adriana Samu to join their cause and stab her former friends in the back.

DevilDog and the ref calls for the bel. DevilDog and C-Pac circle each other and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. C-Pac pushes DevilDog down to the mat and flexes his muscles, drawing boos from the crowd. DevilDog quickly gets back to his feet and locks up with C-Pac, quickly getting him in a side headlock. C-Pac pushes DevilDog off to the ropes and when he comes back off the rebound, he hits him with a shoulder block, knocking him from the ring. Stank Lovve tries to help DevilDog but a few of the lumberjacks get a few shots in as DevilDog quickly slides back in the ring. C-Pac smiles as DevilDog holds his back. The two go to lock up again, but C-Pac kicks DevilDog into the gut, followed by an uppercut to the chin. C-Pac pulls DevilDog to his feet and quickly slams him down with a bodyslam. C-Pac drops an elbow and goes for a lazy cover, getting only a one count. C-Pac pulls DevilDog up and puts him on his shoulder, slamming him down hard with a powerslam. C-Pac pulls DevilDog up and throws him over the top rope to the lumberjacks.

Mark Followill: C-Pac is using his power advantage and the lumberjacks.

Jason Martel: Well the more punishment those straps deal, the weaker DevilDog will be.

DevilDog slides back into the ring, his back red from the straps. C-Pac waits for him to get to his feet and takes him down with a spinning clothesline. C-Pac grabs DevilDog's leg and drops a knee into DevilDog's shin repeatedly. C-Pac locks in a STF as DevilDog reaches for the ropes. The ref gets to four and C-Pac breaks the hold. C-Pac pushes DevilDog out of the ring again and the lumberjacks lay into him as Stank Love and Candy Love try to help him get back in the ring. The lumberjacks start pushing each other as DevilDog is helped back in the ring by Candy. C-Pac pulls DevilDog to his feet and hits him with a bulldog. C-Pac pulls DevilDog by the head to the corner and gets him standing into the corner and lays in shoulder blocks. C-Pac sets DevilDog on the top turnbuckle and goes for a superplex, but DevilDog blocks the attempt. DevilDog hits C-Pac with a few right hands to the gut and pushes him off. DevilDog slowly gets down off the top rope and as C-Pac tries to get up, DevilDog kicks him right in the face. DevilDog pulls C-Pac to his feet and hits him with a DDT. DevilDog throws C-Pac to the outside where Stank and Candy lay into him with their straps.

Jason Martel: C-Pac needs to get back in the ring.

Mark Followill: And DevilDog needs this time to recover from the beating he took earlier.

C-Pac finally gets back in the ring and DevilDog drops an elbow across C-Pac's back. DevilDog gets C-Pac to his feet and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. DevilDog hits the ropes and drops a back senton across C-Pac's chest. DevilDog keeps the pressure on C-Pac by slamming him down with a bodyslam, then dropping a leg drop from the second rope. DevilDog goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. DevilDog gets C-Pac to his feet and hits a pumphandle slam on C-Pac. DevilDog plays to the crowd as C-Pac uses the ropes to get to his feet. DevilDog charges C-Pac and C-Pac pulls the top rope down sending DevilDog over the top rope to the floor. DevilDog gets whipped a few more times until Stank and Candy make the save and push him back into the ring. C-Pac gets DevilDog up for a powerbomb but DevilDog counters it into a huracanrana.

Mark Followill: What a counter by DevilDog. And now we've got a melee on the outside with the lumberjacks!

Jason Martel: Both men are down and the lumberjacks are fighting each other.

Mark Followill: And the ref is doing all he can to get them separated!

The ref is trying to restore order outside the ring as C-Pac gets to his feet. Stank Love sneaks in from behind and takes C-Pac down with a running STO to a huge pop from the crowd. Stank quickly slides out the ring as DevilDog gets to his feet. DevilDog pulls C-Pac up and hits the Code of Silence to a big pop from the crowd as the referee turns around. DevilDog covers. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes wild as "Danger" booms over the PA system.

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, DevilDog!

Jason Martel: That's not fair! Stank Lovve nailed C-Pac with a cheap shot!

Mark Followill: Oh, but it was OK for the SINdicate to ambush the Tru Playas last Saturday night, wasn't it?

Viper, Doomsday and Adriana Samu run into the ring to check on C-Pac, who's picking himself up. Meanwhile, officials have rushed down to the ring to separate the other lumberjacks. DevilDog slides out the ring and celebrates with Stank, Cerise and Candy. DevilDog celebrates up the aisle as C-Pac, Doomsday, Viper and Adriana Samu are furious in the ring.

--SNW ONSLAUGHT: THE PREMIERE, NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD FOR ONLY $19.95 AT SNW.COM OR AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER! DVD INCLUDES THE FIRST EPISODE OF ONSLAUGHT IN ITS ENTIRETY, PLUS DVD EXTRAS SUCH AS INTERVIEWS, PROMO OUTTAKES AND MORE!--

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[Hollywood]

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from Saginaw, Texas and weighing 203 pounds, Pat Neely!

Pat Neely raises his arms up to hardly any reaction from the crowd. “My Hero” by the Foo fighters blares over the PA system and Mike walks out from behind the curtain with an extremely cocky grin on his face, he completely ignores the fans and walks to the ring with his head held high

And his opponent debuting here at SNW from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 220 pounds, he is Mike Rutherford!

Mike stares at his opponent before sliding into the ring as Monica exits.

Mark F: How lucky, a preliminary wrestler on his first ever match at SNW people!

Jason M: Where is the challenge in that?

Mike runs at Pat who moves to one side and trips Mike up which makes the crowd laugh a little. Pat then sends some kicks to the gut of Mike before picking him up, but Pat is then met with a knee to the gut as Mike regains his composure.

Mark F: Mike Rutherford grabs Pat Neely and brings him up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex.

Jason M: And Rutherford takes a bow, and these fans disrespect him by booing him!

Neely picks himself up, but Rutherford blasts him with a roundhouse kick. Rutherford goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Neely somehow gets the shoulder up.

Mark F: Rutherford arguing with the official about the count.

Jason M: That punk Danny Travers is trying to make the savior of Sports Nutz Wrestling look bad!

Mike picks Pat up and whips him into the ropes, but Pat holds the rope to stop him rebounding. Mike runs at Pat to spear him, but Pat sits on the top rope and Mike goes flying out of the ring to his dismay.

Mark F: What the hell is this?

Jason M: It would appear we have a very clever wrestler here.

Mike shakes his head in disbelief before slowly getting back in the ring. Both men lock up and Mike tries to pick Pat up for a suplex, but somehow Pat reverses it and sends Mike to the canvas before raising his hands to the crowd who cheer and actually start to chant his name.

Mark F: The crowd is actually starting to get behind Pat Neely!

Jason M: It's only a matter of time before Rutherford finishes him off.

Mike covers his ears as he gets to his feet. The two lock up again, and Pat sends a knee to Mike, who then headbutts Pat, knocking him down. Pat gets back to his feet, and now gets angry and starts yelling at Mike asking why he did that. Mike just gives him the finger so Pat backs up and runs at Mike. Mike leapfrogs over him, but Pat stops behind Mike as he lands on his feet. He grabs Mike by the head and takes him down with a reverse DDT. He then goes for the pin but Mike gets his shoulder up after one.

Jason M: Dear god, even I am lost for words on this one. Let's just shut up and watch this historical match!

Pat picks Mike up, but Mike gouges him in the eyes, drawing loud boos from the crowd. Mike follows up with a piledriver. Mike with a cover. ONE... TWO... Pat barely gets the shoulder up in time. Mike picks Pat up, grabs him in a headlock, runs and nails him with a bulldog. He stomps Pat to keep him down, then goes to climb the top turnbuckle.

Jason M: Rutherford going up to the high rent district!

Mark F: Frog Splash by Mike Rutherford! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Somehow, someway, Pat Neely is still alive in this match!

Mike gets back to his feet but Pat is ahead of him and knees him in the gut and manages to set Mike up for a vertical suplex, sending him back to the canvas hard. Pat then gets onto a turnbuckle and jumps off to headbutt Mike, but he is met with a boot to the face, which sends Pat to the canvas. The crowd boos at Mike and someone yells at him, calling him a "noob."

Jason M: Whoever shouted that could have a damn good point you know.

Mark F: Give the guy a break. There is a chance for him to redeem himself yet! And shouldn't you be saying the opposite?

Jason M: Well Mike Rutherford just seems to be a bit off today for some reason is all I'm saying.

Pat gets to his feet and shakes his head in disgust as Mike gets to his feet also. Mike sends a few knee shots to the gut before hitting Pat with a belly to belly suplex. He does it again, and a third time before sending a knee shot to the head of Pat to yet more foul comments from the crowd. Mike looks to the crowd and mouths "F*ck you!" which causes tremendous boos.

Mark F: I don't like this guy already. And to think he calls himself a hero!

Jason M: Every man to his own, but the crowd have no right to boo him in his debut match!

Mark F: You just said he sucked, your so two faced you know!

Jason M: No, no, no! I only said he was a bit off today for some reason.

Mike pulls Pat to his feet, but Mike is met with a crafty knee to the groin. Mike falls to his knees and Pat sends a kick to the side of his head before backing up as Mike starts to get to his feet. Pat runs at him and jumps up to kick Mike in the chest with both feet before Pat fulls on his butt after Mike sidesteps him. But Pat shrugs and gets back to his feet. Mike has a look of frustration on his face as he starts to have a stroke in the ring, which makes Pat giggle some causing yet more frustration for Mike.

Mark F: What a baby!

Pat back hands Mike across the face, who looks shocked. He then returns the slap before hitting Pat with a butterfly suplex. He then gets Pat in the figure four leg lock, but Pat reserves it and puts on leverage as Mike screams out in pain. The ref asks if Mike wants to continue and he nods his head. Pat applies more pressure to Mike who some how manages to break the hold. Both men back to their feet, but Rutherford quickly charges at Pat and nails him with a running STO from out of nowhere! Mike gets up and stretches out his arms as the crowd boos him. The boos only get louder as Rutherford takes a bow, but then out of nowhere, Pat rolls him up in a schoolboy pin!

Mark F: ONE...TWO...THREE! There you have it people! Mike lost his debut to Pat Neely! Yes, Pat Neely! But well done to Pat.

Jason M: That was a damn fluke! I bet he couldn't do that again when Rutherford isn't having an off day!

The ref holds Pat Neely's hand up in victory and the crowd goes wild as Mike Rutherford looks on in shock. He snaps and goes after Pat, but he's able to run and make it out of the ring. Pat puts his thumbs to the side of his head, sticks his tongue out at Rutherford and goes "nanny-nanny boo-boo!" as the crowd laughs in an uproar. Rutherford snaps and grabs referee Danny Travers, puts him on his shoulders, and brings him down with a diamondcutter from the Death Valley Driver position, nailing a TKO!

Mark F: Oh come on! Mike Rutherford just hit a helpless referee with a Red Revolting Plague! Some hero he is!

Jason M: He is a hero! He's trying to rid Sports Nutz Wrestling of corruption by getting rid of that biased referee who made a fast count!

Mark F: And Pat Neely runs into the ring, chasing Rutherford out. What a disgusting individual Mike Rutherford is! I'm glad he lost his first match! Fans, let's send it backstage to Misty Crawford, who's standing by with Sean O'Brien.

Shot switches backstage, where Misty Crawford is standing by in front of the SNW Onslaught banner with Sean O'Brien.

Misty Crawford: Thank you, Mark. Fans, I am here with Sean O'Brien, who makes his return at Guys Night Out on December 6 at Humperdink's in Arlington. Sean, from what I understand, you took some time off to reflect on your career thus far here in Sports Nutz Wrestling, and now you are returning to make an impact.

Sean: That's right, Misty. You see, I needed time to look back and reflect on this world known as professional wrestling. The more I looked at it, the more I realized what a damn joke this so-called "sport" is! You have freaks like the Dark Ones, who shop at Party City and buy all the Halloween costumes for sale, and by golly they're "rasslers!" Then you have yardtards who perform circus acrobats like Xtreme Team, and now they're "rasslers!" And don't get me started on Rick Roll. I finally put that punk away and shut him up for good, yet somehow he still has a job as a "rassler." well guess what? I'm no "rassler!" Then last Saturday night, as I watched the UFC fights, I had a revelation. You see, Brock Lesnar was a lucky, lucky man. He happened to have the right opponent at the right time. But put him in with Tito Ortiz, or even me, and he's toast. That said, I realized what a joke it was to even compare "rasslers" to MMA fighters. You put the worst MMA fighter up against any of these "rasslers" here in SNW, and the SNW roster will get eaten alive! And this is why I have come back to SNW. I have come back to show that MMA is superior to "rasslin." And the Williams Brothers and I will prove to be the three best REAL fighters here in SNW!

Sean walks off as the crowd watching the promo being played on the SportsTron boo their lungs out.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage, where Brenda Price is standing by in front of the SNW Onslaught banner with Soul Reaper.

Brenda Price: Welcome back to SNW Onslaught. I'm Brenda Price, alongside Soul Reaper, who at the top of the hour destroyed Dredd! Reaper, you ambushed Dredd and locked him in the trunk of his car. You then proceeded to break into the driver's seat, and back the car as fast as you could, crashing it into a nearby dumpster, not once, not twice, but three times! Lucky for you, Dredd will live, but it looks as if you've ended his wrestling career.

Soul Reaper: And what is wrong with that, dear Brenda?

Brenda Price: Well you could've killed him!

Soul Reaper: Brenda, let me explain to you why I think the way I do. You see, anybody can climb a ladder and retrieve the prize. But that's all Dredd proved at Natural Selection. He never proved that he could beat me on my worst day. In fact, on my worst day I'd still own his ass! Then last week while I was doing some early Christmas shopping, because believe it or not, even Soul Reaper can get into the Christmas spirit...

Brenda Price: Holiday spirit, sir!

Soul Reaper: You shut your politically correct liberal ass up, OK?! Anyway, I was about to do some early Christmas shopping when out of nowhere, Dredd ambushes me, then nails me with a DDT on the concrete. What he didn't count on is that you can't put me away. You see, I showed him what happens when you mess with the Reaper. Oh, and another thing... Dredd was foolish enough not to sign his contract yet for his upcoming Texas Championship match, thinking that nothing was going to happen to him because "he's the monster!" Well, there's a signature on there, but not his.

Reaper grins, then laughs maniacally as Brenda slowly walks away from the interview set. Shot switches back to ringside, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel looked as shocked as everyone else.

Jason Martel: Did I hear that no good, conniving son of a biscuit eater correctly?! He just stole Dredd's contract and put his name on there to guarantee him a shot at the Texas Championship at December Pay Per View?!

Mark Followill: Did he stutter, Jason?

"Animal" by Pearl Jam blasts over the PA, and Andrew Smith comes out from behind the curtain to a rather large amount of boos from the crowd. Smith just ignores the fans as he continues his walk to the ring.

Monica Deluca: The following tag team match is a non-title match and is set for one fall. First, from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania and weighing 230 pounds, Andrew Smith!

Mark Followill: Andrew Smith has had quite a change of attitude since returning to Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Jason Martel: Well can you blame him? He tried to please these bloodthirsty idiots, and all it got him was looking up at the lights!

Smith enters the ring and sits in a corner as "Animal" dies down. The lights go out as "Run" by Snow Patrol is heard coming from the speakers, followed by a wolf howl. A spotlight shines on the entranceway, showing a man covered in a black mantel comes from behind one of the entrance curtains, looking down at the ground.

Monica Deluca: And his partner, hailing for Sicily, Italy and weighing in at 220 pounds, Noir!

Mark Followill: On paper this seems to be a mismatch because you have two guys who have stated that they won't get along going up against the Texas Tag Team Champions, who gel perfectly.

Jason Martel: Who's to say it's not subterfuge on the part of Noir and Andrew Smith?

Mark Followill: Highly unlikely. And how disrespectful Noir is by not mentioning any of the participants in this match by name!

Jason Martel: Who's to say that they deserve his respect?

Noir starts his walk toward the ring without caring about all the boos he's receiving. The black mantel is thrown away, revealing the facemask that Noir is wearing due to his scars from another match elsewhere, as he slides into the ring. The music dies down as he sits on top of the turnbuckle across from Smith, staring a hole into him.

Mark Followill: If it's subterfuge, they're doing a really good job.

Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome to my Nightmare" begins to plays. Some red lights slowly begin to illuminate Carroll High School, and Goryokaku and Wench, with Tanya Adams walking behind them, step out from behind the curtain and begin their walk down the aisle to a mixed reaction.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, accompanied by Tanya Adams and representing the Dark Ones... They are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!

Mark Followill: And look at how they go down to the ring like a unit.

Jason Martel: For all we know there may have been bickering backstage and they're just acting as if they get along as their way of putting on a poker face.

Mark Followill: Will you stop with the overanalyzing?!

Gory stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer, whilst Tanya and Wench make their way into the ring. They wait for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing up the steps slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side, then raising his hands so people can see he snaps his fingers and the lights flash to normal. They take their championship belts off and hand them to the timekeeper, who puts them on the timekeeper's table.

Mark Followill: Wench and Gory can't help but laugh as Noir and Smith push and shove each other, arguing over who's starting the match!

Jason Martel: Again, who's to...

Mark Followill: IT'S NOT SUBTERFUGE, YOU IDIOT!

Smith finally has enough and nails Noir with a clothesline, knocking him down and forcing him to slide out of the ring. Smith flips Noir the bird, but turns around just in time for Wench to poke him in the eye to a big pop. Wench then grabs him in a headlock, runs and drives him down facefirst with a bulldog. Wench goes for a cover, but the ref doesn't even get a chance to count as Smith quickly kicks out. Wench picks Smith up and goes for a DDT, but Smith counters with a knee to the midsection, then nails Wench with a running bulldog of his own. Smith kneels over Wench and punches away at her with a series of right hands, then Noir, who has picked himself back up, makes a blind tag. The ref tells Smith that he has to go to his corner, and Smith is livid with Noir.

Mark Followill: Andrew Smith is none too pleased with Noir making a blind tag to him.

Jason Martel: Noir better hold up his end of the bargain, or this may turn out to bite him in the old keister.

Noir goes in to pick Wench up, but she sidesteps him with a drop toe hold. She does a hedgehog roll and makes a tag to Gory. Noir back to his feet, but Gory takes him down with an arm drag, then holds on, locking Noir into an armbar.

Mark Followill: The submission specialist, Goryokaku, working over Noir's arm.

Jason Martel: Noir getting back up though, and gouges Goryokaku in the eyes. I love it!

Noir grabs Gory in a crossface chicken wing, then brings him down with a Millenium Suplex. Noir with a cover. ONE... Gory kicks out easily at one. Noir goes to pick up Gory, but Gory grabs him by the ankle and trips Noir down facefirst. Gory holds onto the ankle and has Noir down in a leg lock, but before the referee can check in to see if he submits, Noir quickly makes it to the ropes. Gory, however, doesn't let go until the ref's count reaches four. Noir back up, and Andrew Smith tags himself back in. He and Noir glare at each other as they switch spots.

Mark Followill: Andrew Smith and Goryokaku lock up in center ring now, and Gory gains the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, followed up by a quick powerbomb. ONE... TWO... Andrew Smith kicks out.

Jason Martel: OK, I'll admit it. Andrew Smith and Noir need some sort of gameplan.

Gory makes a tag in to Wench. She picks Smith up and nails him with a DDT. Wench goes for a cover. ONE... Smith gets the shoulder up. Wench goes to pick Smith up, but he nails her with a jawbreaker. Wench staggering about, and Smith knocks her down with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head. Smith goes to climb the top turnbuckle, his back to Wench. Smith comes flying off the top turnbuckle and nails her with a moonsault. ONE... TWO... Gory runs in and breaks it up. Smith picks Wench up by the head, then lifts her up in the air, bringing her down with a Brainbuster. Smith goes for a cover again. ONE... TWO... Wench gets the shoulder up. Smith turns to Noir, who's demanding a tag. Smith tags him in, and Noir looks to Smith, shouting "I'll show you how it's done!"

Mark Followill: Noir picks Wench up and just like that, drops her with an Uraken Fist.

Jason Martel: A what? English, please!

Noir picks Wench back up with a go behind, and underhooks her arms, then slams her down with a Tiger Suplex pin. ONE... TWO... Gory breaks up the count, and the referee admonishes him to get back to his corner. Noir picking Wench back up in a Fisherman Suplex position, but also underhooks her right arm, then brings her down with a Rising Star Suplex and bridges for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench somehow kicks out. Noir with a tag to Andrew Smith, and they stare each other down again. Before Wench can get back up, Smith locks her in an STF, but she quickly makes it to the ropes. However, Smith doesn't let go until the ref's count gets up to four.

Mark Followill: Andrew Smith now paintbrush slapping Wench around in the back of her head! A total lack of respect for one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions!

Jason Martel: He's just letting everyone know that he can finish this match off anytime he sees fit.

Smith picks Wench up and places her on his shoulders, getting ready to slam her down with a Samoan Drop, but she slips out and grabs a hold of Smith's legs, trying to get him over for a sunset flip. Smith is holding on trying to keep from falling back and calls for Noir to help him. Noir runs in and clotheslines Smith down! ONE... TWO... Smith somehow kicks out. Smith is livid and he marches over to his corner. He grabs a hold of Noir and yells at him. Noir just shrugs it off. Smith has had enough and clocks him with a right hand punch, then jumps over the top rope and to the floor, stomping off to the back as the crowd boos him out of the building.

Jason Martel: Andrew Smith is walking out on Noir!

Mark Followill: And I guess that punch counts as a tag because Wench is picking Noir up and brings him down with a side belly to belly suplex.

Wench makes it over to her corner and tags in Gory. He picks Noir up and brings him back down with a backbreaker. Gory with a cover. ONE... TWO... Noir gets the shoulder up. Gory picks Noir up and whips him into the ropes. Gory goes for a dropkick as Noir rebounds off the ropes, but Noir sidesteps Gory, sending him down facefirst. Noir picks Gory up and brings him down with a Japanese Ocean Suplex, bridging for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Gory kicks out at two and three quarters! Noir goes over to the ropes, walks through and onto the apron. He grabs a hold of the ropes, jumps up and springboards off right as Gory is getting up and nails him flush in the face with a springboard dropkick. Noir with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench breaks it up. Noir shoots up and grabs a hold of Wench, but she slaps him hard in the face. He turns around, and Gory hits him with a flurry of kicks.

Mark Followill: The Okaku Convention on Noir... GORY KICK! GORY KICK!

Jason Martel: Noir's lights have been turned off!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Here are your winners, Goryokaku and Wench!

Phil Soussen's "Welcome to my Nightmare" blasts over the PA as Gory and Wench go to the outside and are handed their belts by Tanya Adams. Noir slowly gets up, and is angered by the outcome.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside one of the classrooms. We see Vince Bischoff sitting at the teacher's desk as he's renting out the classroom as his office. He's doing some paperwork when out of nowhere, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels busts through the door, holding his hands over himself as Enigmah, Rick Roll and Criss Cassidy are all whipping him with the leather straps. Vince has had enough and yells at them to stop. The fury in his voice convinces them to stop. Kid Thunder looks up, and breathes a sigh of relief that the whipping has stopped.

Kid Thunder: Thank God!

Criss Cassidy: You use the Lord's name in vain one more time, and I'll...

Vince Bischoff: You'll do nothing!

Criss Cassidy: Excuse me?

Vince Bischoff: I am ordering you all to stop the physicality right now, because if you don't, you all will be fired from SNW. Now that said, I was looking over the card for Guys Night Out at Humperdink's in Arlington and noticed an open slot. So on December 6, it will be Enigmah, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy teaming up to take on Rick Roll and SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Omerta, in a three on two handicap tag match.

Enigmah: Oh bloody hell no! I'm not tagging with that wanker Kid Thunder!

Vince Bischoff: Alright, that's fine as long as you're ok with never wrestling here again!

Enigmah sighs and rolls her eyes.

Vince Bischoff: Now all of you, out of my office now!

Shot switches to a promo video while the Shotgun Saturday Night theme plays in the background. In the background of the promo video are various moving shots of the nightlife of Dallas/Fort Worth as we hear Mark Followill's voiceover.

Mark Followill: Well you heard it from Vince Bischoff. Saturday night, December 6 at Humperdink's in Arlington, Kid Thunder, Enigmah and Criss Cassidy must team up to take on Rick Roll and Omerta. That's Saturday night, December 6 at Humperdink's in Arlington, live on FX at Midnight!

Shot switches back to ringside. "Rawkfist" hits as Dave and Syco run out from one of the side entrances to a huge pop. They tag fans hands as they head to the ring.

Mark Followill: This match should be very interesting between two great tag teams.

Jason Martel: Well whoever comes out of this match needs to worry about the champs, Wench and Gory.

Mark Followill: Very true. Let's head to Monica for the introductions.

Monica Deluca: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Dave Mason and Syco Boy, together they are Xtreme Team!

Xtreme Team hop over the security railing and slide into the ring, playing to the crowd who continues to cheer them on. "Chicken Huntin" hits as the Alley Ratz come out to a huge pop as well. They walk to the ring playing to the crowd.

Monica Deluca: And their opponents, the team of Eddy and Twitch, together they are the Alley Ratz!

The Alley Ratz climb into the ring and look at Xtreme Team across the ring. The bell rings and Eddy and Dave start the match for their teams. The two circle each other and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Dave applies a headlock to Eddy, who quickly reverses it into a armlock. Dave reaches down and pulls Eddy's foot out from under him and quickly applies a headlock on the mat. Eddy gets to his feet and sends Dave into the ropes. Eddy leapfrogs Dave when he comes back and quickly hits a dropkick when ave rebounds off the ropes again. Eddy pulls Dave to his feet and takes him over with a snap mare followed by a dropkick to the back of the head.

Mark Followill: This match could end quickly with as fast as these two teams are.

Jason Martel: One of these teams will crash and burn, you just watch.

Eddy pulls Dave to his corner and tags in Twitch, who climbs to the top rope and drops a elbow across the extended arm of Dave. Dave holds his arm as Twitch twist his arm. Twitch gets in close to Dave and takes him down with a single arm DDT. Twitch hits the ropes and drops a quick leg drop. Twitch goes for a cover but only gets a one count. Twitch pulls Dave to his feet and whips him into the corner. Twitch follows him in with a knee to the face. Twitch goes for a bulldog from the corner but Dave pushes him off at the last second. Dave gets the tag to Syco Boy, who quickly gets in the ring and charges at Twitch. Twitch goes for a clothesline but Syco ducks it and hits the ropes, then takes Twitch down with a flying head scissors. Syco Boy hits the ropes again and hits a dropkick to the side of Twitch's head.

Mark Followill: What a fast paced match this is.

Jason Martel: The question is can they keep it up?

Syco Boy gets Twitch to his feet and takes him down with a backdrop. Syco Boy climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across Twitch's face. Syco Boy gets Twitch to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. Syco Boy gets to his feet and tags in Dave. They pull Twitch up and knock him back down with a double dropkick. Dave pulls Twitch up and whips him chest first into the turnbuckles. Twitch collapses on the mat as Dave jumps over Twitch to the second turnbuckle and drops an elbow. Dave picks Twitch up and sets him up in the corner and delivers shoulders into Twitch's gut. Dave goes to whip Twitch out of the corner but Twitch reverses it. Dave grips the top rope and tries to go over a charging Twitch but Twitch stops short and grabs Dave from behind and hits a German suplex. Twitch slowly crawls to his corner and tags in Eddy. Eddy jumps onto the top rope and hits a springboard clothesline on Dave.

Jason Martel: Eddy is coming in rested and fired up.

Mark Followill: He is definitely ready for a fight.

Eddy gets Dave up and hits a DDT, followed by a back senton. Eddy gets Dave to his feet and hits hims with a jawbreaker. Eddy rolls Dave onto his stomach and applies a Mexican surfboard. The ref asks Dave if he quits, but Dave shakes his head no. Eddy releases the Mexican surfboard and Dave falls to the mat. Eddy gets Dave to his feet and kicks Dave in the gut, then Eddy hits the ropes and goes for a spinning neckbreaker. But Dave counters it and hits a clothesline that turns Eddy inside out. Both men lay motionless on the mat, then they slowly crawl towards their respective corners. Dave dives out and tags in Syco Boy as Eddy tags in Twitch. Syco Boy and Twitch fly at each other. Twitch goes for a clothesline but Syco Boy ducks and hits the ropes and takes Twitch down with a crossbody block. Syco Boy pulls Twitch to his feet and goes to whip him into the ropes but Twitch reverses it. When Syco Boy comes off the ropes, Twitch hits a clothesline. Twitch gets Syco to his feet and kicks him in the gut, followed by an axe kick to the back of the head. Twitch climbs to the top rope and goes for a splash, but Syco Boy gets his knees up and drives them into Twitch's gut. Eddy comes into the ring but Dave cuts him off with a high knee knocking him down, his momentum sending him rolling to the outside on the floor. While Syco climbs up to the top turnbuckle, Dave grabs Twitch and hits the Final Light. Then Syco comes off the top rope with the Syco Bomb.

Mark Followill: The Finale!

Jason Martel: That should do it!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE! Xtreme Team has won it!

Jason Martel: Man what a fast-paced match this was!

Monica Deluca: Your winners of the match, Xtreme Team!

"Rawkfist" plays over the PA as Xtreme Team celebrates on their way to the back, the crowd continuing to cheer for them.

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[Hollywood]

"Bleeding Mascara" booms over the PA as the crowd lets out a decent pop.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is Stage 5 of the 7 Stages of Violence in a Devil's Bunk Bed Match! Introducing first, from Kemi, Finland and weighing in at 210 pounds, Andy Lionheart!

Andy walks out from behind the curtain and looks around before running down and sliding into the ring underneath the the bottom rope. He stands on the turnbuckle and stretches out his arms, doing a Randy Orton style pose and jumps down as he stares at the two tables in the ring wrapped in a mixture of barbed wire and light tubes.

Mark Followill: The No Rope/Barbed Wire Match was so dangerous that both Emo Kid and Andy Lionheart were unable to participate in this match that was originally set for Natural Selection.

Jason Martel: The scary thing is that the matches just get more dangerous, because now you have the gases of those light tubes getting into your system when you crash through the Devil's Bunk Beds.

The lights go out inside Carroll High School as the sound of a pulse beating is heard over the PA system. "Careless Whisper" hits and Emo Kid comes out with a look of anger on his face as he's accompanied by Hannah.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Bakersfield, California and weighing in at 185 pounds, Emo Kid!

Mark Followill: This is going to be one hell of a fight people, I can feel it!

Jason Martel: I couldn't agree more for once.

Emo Kid runs down to the ring and slides in as Monica walks out. The referee tells Hannah she has to go to the back, which receives a decent pop from the crowd. Hannah storms to the back in a huff. Emo and Andy start the match, and the two lock up. Andy sends a few knees to the gut of Emo before he Irish whips him into the ropes. On the rebound, Emo runs at Andy and takes him down with a clothesline, then pulls Andy to his feet before sending a few forearm shots to his head. He ducks behind Andy and takes him down with a reverse DDT.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid picking up Andy Lionheart, but Lionheart counters with a jawbreaker.

Both men get to their feet and send lefts and rights back and forth at each other before Andy snap kicks Emo in the neck, then sets him up for a powerbomb and sends him to the canvas. Andy then slides out of the ring and looks under, grinning as he pulls out a steel chair.

Mark Followill: What is he planning on doing with that chair I wonder?

Jason Martel: Sit down and read a book while he waits for Emo to recover maybe?

Mark Followill: Oh shut up you fool!

Andy slides back in the ring and runs at Emo, who is just getting to his feet. Andy goes to hit Emo over the head with it, but Emo grabs it. Both men have hold of the chair but Emo manages to lower the chair and thrust the rim of it into the gut of Andy several times before hitting him over the head with it, sending Andy to the canvas once more.

Mark Followill: Such a brutal match.

Jason Martel: Well, that is the general idea.

Emo pulls Andy to his feet before sending a few more punches to his face. Emo slaps Andy in the chest, which causes the crowd to moan as if to feel his pain. Emo sends a couple of kicks to the back of Andy's knee, then hits Andy with an uppercut punch to the chin. He whips him into the ropes before hitting Andy with a jumping clothesline to the throat of Andy taking him down hard to the canvas.

Jason: I don't think Andy can take much more of this!

Mark Followill: I agree, why doesn't Emo Kid just put him out of his misery?!

Emo waits for Andy to get to his feet, then whips him into the corner. Emo follows in, kicks Andy in the gut, then walks through the ropes and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. Emo grabs Andy as if to go for an inverted DDT, flips over and nails Andy with a modified Stunner known as a Diamond Dust. He then picks Andy up, but Andy goes for a low blow, kneeing Emo Kid in the groin. Emo falls to his knees with tears in his eyes. Andy then picks Emo up who returns the favor with a rake to Andy's eyes. Emo now goes full out sending hard blows to the face of Andy and knee shots to the gut. He grabs Andy by the neck and pulls him over to the corner as he eyes the Devil's Bunk Beds that are outside the ring. Andy nails Emo with a forearm shot to the face, then sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Andy climbs to the top turnbuckle and picks Emo up.

Jason Martel: If Andy Lionheart can powerbomb Emo Kid through the Devil's Bunk Beds, it'll be all over!

Mark Followill: Lionheart lifts Emo up for the super powerbomb... OH MY GOD!!! Emo Kid just reversed it with a super hurracanrana, sending Andy Lionheart through the Devil's Bunk Beds!

EMTs run down to the ring and check on Andy before putting him onto a stretcher as "Careless Whisper" booms over the PA.

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the Devil's Bunk Beds Match, Emo Kid!

Mark Followill: What an amazing the end of the 5th Stage and Emo Kid has proven himself superior in every way, as he has not only taken the win from Andy Lionheart but it looks like Andy won't be able to participate in the next event.

Jason Martel: What?! The matches were just getting good! Now what do we do? After all we still have Emo Kid booked to face... What the?

The lights cut out just as EMT get Andy backstage, and "Redeemer" hits the P.A. system. The song continues to play until it gets to the first verse and as it begins, the lights flicker on into an eerie red, causing Emo Kid to jump back. He is a bit startled at the man standing right in front of him in the ring, staring deep into his eyes, with a menacing smile on his face. The music dies down as the man paces the ring.

Mark Followill: That’s Azrael! Wasn’t he disqualified in his first match?

Jason Martel: He should have been fired after what he did to the Sports Authority! Fired I tell you!

Azrael raises a microphone to his mouth.

Azrael: Well done boy, well done indeed. You’ve proven yourself to be hardcore, Emo Kid. You’ve proven to the world you can give as much as you willingly take. However you’re not finished yet you see...

Emo Kid: What the hell do you have to do with this?

Mark Followill: That’s Emo Kid for you, so full of confidence that he won't let the man finish what he was saying.

Jason Martel: That could be a stupid mistake.

Azrael lets the smile drop from his face, and raising his free hand he waggles his finger saying "No, not yet."

Azrael: Don’t butt in, Kid. Not when this involves your future. Now what the hell do I have to do with this? I have everything to do with this. You see, not too long ago an e-mail was sent out asking for an idea to showcase a more brutal fighting side of SNW, and not two days after that, I was granted an interview by both Gordon Heath and Vince Bischoff.

Mark Followill: where is this going?

Jason Martel: I have absolutely no idea.

Azrael: In that interview they asked me an interesting question. They said, “We know you're hardcore. We’ve seen what you're capable of and what you do for a living. How would you book these Stages for four stars who argue that they are the most Hardcore?”

Mark Followill: I don’t like the sound of this one.

Jason Martel: What? What’s going on?

Azrael lets the smile come back to his face.

Azrael: So I said this. "You have seven stages, four of them being the most brutal matches you can think of, and in between those matches you give the audience the right to choose the other three matches. Thus the fans get to see what they want and we get to see who really is hardcore." But you see, the icing on the cake isn’t that they asked me for this question, but they asked me to suggest four matches for them. Can you guess what those matches were Kid? Here let me give you a clue my first suggestion was "Fans and Wrestlers Bring the Weapons."

Jason Martel: Wait that was the first stage of this set.

Mark Followill: He made the matches?

Azrael: The second match i gave them was... Taipei Deathmatch.

Mark Followill: Erm, that was the third match right?

Jason Martel: Yes it was. This isn’t looking good at the moment. The matches that are the most brutal seem to be reigning out as his choices.

Azrael: The third match... try and see if you can guess it, Kid.

Emokid, Mark Followill & Jason Martel: Devil’s Bunk Beds?

Azrael: Bingo. Which is the fifth stage. Oh, but that leaves us with two more stages and two more matches. A fan-voted match next week and my last suggestion, a hardcore match to prove if you really have what it takes to be the Hardcore Icon of SNW.

Mark Followill: But he is there are no more opponents for him to face!

Jason Martel: Yes he eliminated everyone.

Azrael: Now I bet you’re wondering why I would be releasing all this information to you, Kid. Why would I be out here in the center of this ring with a smile on my face telling you that you still have two more stages to survive when you have no opponent to face. That’s easy to explain. You see, it all goes back to the tiny little contract you had to sign before you entered the 7 Stages of Violence. It all comes down to the tiny little print there, and I hope you read that print very carefully. Because on December 6 at Guys Night Out, you will be in this ring facing a man who’s doesn’t call himself hardcore. No, you're facing a man who lives, breathes and talks hardcore. A man who will make you go through pain you haven’t quite experienced yet. In two weeks the real fight starts when you enter that ring and face me.

Jason Martel: What?! Azrael will be in the 7 Stages of Violence?! How did this happen?

Mark Followill: Well I have Andy Lionheart's contract here and it states quite clearly, “On the account that all three opponents are eliminated before the 7 Stages are finished, we have the right to pick an opponent of an adequate level to face you in the remaining stages.”

Jason Martel: Well there you go it seems management picked a men who revels in seeing his opponents suffer a man who not long ago got himself disqualified from a match for his excessively violent tendencies.

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[Hollywood]

I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open.
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.

The crowd lets out a deafening roar as the lights dim and "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA and Silvus appears from behind the curtain, a stone cold look coming over his face as he's all business.

Mark Followill: Silvus is all business this week.

Jason Martel: He better be if he wants to become the second British wrestler to hold the Texas Championship.

Silvus enters the ring, but doesn't even raise his hand in the air, emphasizing how big of a match this is. "Wishmaster" dies down as the lights come back up. After about a minute, "White Knuckles" booms over the PA as the lights inside Carroll High School Gym go out. The crowd goes crazy as Hellspawn, wearing his black trenchcoat and SNW Texas Championship around his waist, walks out from behind the curtain.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn first won the SNW Texas Championship on May 11, 2008 at SNW 4 Up, and has had a firm grip on the belt since then.

Jason Martel: He has been nothing short of a monster here in SNW, and Silvus is looking to, one, finally beat Hellspawn in a big time match up, and two, be the man to slay the dragon that is Hellspawn.

Hellspawn continues his walk to the ring, looking all business as well. He enters the ring and takes off his black trenchcoat, handing it to the ring attendant. He then takes off his Texas Championship belt and hands it to referee Rick Maynard, who holds it as Monica Deluca makes the ring announcements for this huge championship bout.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the SNW Texas Championship! There are no disqualifications and no count outs! First the challenger, from Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds, Silvus!

The camera focuses on Silvus during the announcement as the crowd cheers and applauds. The camera shot then switches over to Hellspawn.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 pounds, the SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

The referee holds the SNW Texas Championship belt up into the air as the crowd is at a fever pitch, clapping, stomping and cheering their heads off while Hellspawn and Silvus stare each other down.

Mark Followill: Silvus has been waiting for this moment for some time now.

Jason Martel: We were there at the Lizard Lounge back in June when he first attacked Hellspawn and held up that belt, signifying he wanted a shot. Well now he finally has it.

The two combatants circle each other in the ring. Silvus charges in to try to take Hellspawn down by the legs and almost does, as he gets Hellspawn bent down and onto a knee. But Hellspawn is too strong as he nails Silvus across the back with clubbing blows. Hellspawn then grabs Silvus by the head, picks him up and brings him down with a vertical suplex. Hellspawn follows up with an elbow drop and goes for a quick cover, but referee Rick Maynard can't even get a count off as Silvus quickly kicks out. Hellspawn charges in after Silvus, but Silvus catches him with a kick to the leg, followed by a snap kick and toe kick, then nails Hellspawn with a series of right hand punches, then knocks him down with a fury punch, then goes for a cover. But Silvus can't get a count himself as Hellspawn powers out.

Mark Followill: And listen to this crowd as they applaud the effort of both men, who are now at a stalemate.

Jason Martel: I don't expect this to last for long. Tempers will flare.

Both men lock up, jockeying for position. Hellspawn gains the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, followed by a sidewalk slam. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... Silvus gets the shoulder up. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and whips him into the corner. Hellspawn charges in with a running clothesline, but Silvus gets out of the way as Hellspawn crashes into the corner. Hellspawn staggers around and Silvus knocks him down with a clothesline. Silvus goes for a cover. ONE... Hellspawn kicks out. Silvus goes to pick up Hellspawn, but he nails Silvus with a low blow.

Mark Followill: Ooooh, what a low blow!

Jason Martel: Perfectly legal in this match though!

Silvus holds his crotch, writhing in pain as Hellspawn grabs him in a front facelock and drives him down headfirst with a DDT. Silvus rolls to the outside to try to catch a breather, and Hellspawn follows out after him. Hellspawn goes to grab Silvus, but Silvus gouges him in the eyes. Silvus shouts at a fan to give him the cup of soda he's holding, and the fan obliges. Silvus takes a swig of the soda and spits it in Hellspawn's face, then hits him in the head with the cup as the remaining soda flies everywhere. Silvus attempts to Irish whip Hellspawn into the security railing, but Hellspawn reverses, sending Silvus into the railing, his back crashing into it as he falls down. Hellspawn shouts at Silvus to get up. Silvus slowly picks himself up as Hellspawn gets ready to charge.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn going for a big boot, but Silvus gets out of the way as Hellspawn crotches himself over the railing! Now Silvus yells at the timekeeper to get out of his seat, and he obliges as Silvus grabs the chair.

Jason Martel: Well what's the timekeeper going to do? Tell Silvus "Sorry, sir, but I must sit in this seat at all times." Gimme a break!

Silvus nails Hellspawn in the head with the chair, stunning the big man but not quite knocking him off the railing. Silvus then throws the chair at Hellspawn as hard as he can, which knocks Hellspawn off the railing. Hellspawn is busted wide open too after having the chair thrown at him. He falls over it onto the other side, on the floor in front of the fans who are trying to get out of harm's way as Silvus steps over the railing. He picks Hellspawn up and yells at a fan to get up out of his seat, and the fan obliges. Silvus grabs Hellspawn by the head and slams him facefirst into the set chair. Silvus goes to pick Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn nails him in the midsection with several right hand punches, then gouges him in the eyes. Hellspawn yells at a group of fans to get out of their seats and they oblige as they see him grabbing Silvus. He throws Silvus up into the air, and Silvus comes crashing down into the chairs and falls over onto the floor.

Mark Followill: You were right about it not taking long to get out of control!

Jason Martel: Sadly, the only way there can ever be a decisive winner between these two is if there's no disqualifications or count outs.

Hellspawn goes to pick up Silvus, but Silvus kick sweeps him off the ground and onto the floor. A fan hands Silvus a crutch, a crutch that the fan clearly doesn't need as he's able to walk, and it's apparent that the fan just bought the crutch to be used as a weapon at this event. Silvus takes the crutch, and right when Hellspawn is up to his knees, cracks the crutch over Hellspawn's head, blood continuing to pour down his face. Silvus picks Hellspawn up and walks him over toward the bleacher area, but as they walk over there, Hellspawn gets some shots into Silvus' midsection. Fans begin to scatter as Hellspawn tells them to get out of the way. He attempts to whip Silvus up into the bleachers, but Silvus reverses the whip, sending Hellspawn crashing into the bleachers.

Mark Followill: And this fight has gone up into the bleachers!

Jason Martel: They'll fight any and everywhere to be declared the SNW Texas Champion!

Silvus peppers Hellspawn with right hands, but Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the throat, then gets back up. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and chokeslams him onto a bleacher. Hellspawn then picks Silvus up and brings him out of the bleacher area and brings Silvus over to the merchandise table. Hellspawn sees a Matt Margera T-shirt, which is marked down at 40% off. He picks it up, spits on it, then chokes Silvus with it, sprawling him onto the table. Silvus gets out of the choke by kicking Hellspawn in the gonads, and Hellspawn bends down, wincing in pain. Silvus grabs Hellspawn in a full nelson, brings him closer to the table, and slams him through the table with a Full Nelson Slam as the crowd continues to go crazy.

Mark Followill: Looks like the merchandise table is closed for the evening.

Jason Martel: Dammit! I was going to buy the all new SINdicate T-shirt!

Mark Followill: Oh brother!

Silvus picks Hellspawn up and brings him closer to ringside. He goes for an Irish whip attempt, but Hellspawn reverses the whip, sending Silvus crashing up and over the railing, and finally crash-landing onto the floor at ringside. Hellspawn walks over and steps over the railing, then stomps away at Silvus while holding onto the ring apron. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and rolls him into the ring. Hellspawn into the ring and he picks Silvus up, scooping him up and driving him down with a shoulder breaker. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... Silvus gets the shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Silvus refuses to stay down!

Jason Martel: He may refuse to stay down, but eventually Hellspawn will keep him down for good if he keeps having his way with him.

Hellspawn turns Silvus over and grabs him by the wrist, bringing his arms up as he places his foot on Silvus' back. He picks Silvus up and drives him down facefirst, driving his knee into Silvus' back. Over and over three more times!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn just brutalizing Silvus with the Curb Stomp!

Jason Martel: Take it from someone who's taken that move before, it is the most painful move in this business, bar none!

Hellspawn proceeds to lock Silvus into the STF as the crowd cheers like mad. Referee Rick Maynard asks Silvus if he gives up, but he refuses as he tries to inch his way to the ropes. However, the referee yells at Silvus that it's no disqualification, so it's useless to reach for the ropes. Hellspawn laughs maniacally as now he has Silvus where he wants him. Silvus tries to find a way to fight out of the hold, and finally he gets his hand up and gouges Hellspawn in the eye, forcing Hellspawn to let go.

Mark Followill: It's as if Silvus had eyes in the back of his head.

Silvus slowly back to his feet, and he catches Hellspawn with another kick to the leg, followed up by a Front Face Slam. Silvus with a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout! Silvus goes to pick Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn rolls him up in a small package! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely kicks out. Hellspawn is about to get up, but Silvus is quicker and is up first, and grabs Hellspawn by the ankle.

Mark Followill: Ankle Lock!

Jason Martel: And Hellspawn can't use the ropes to break the hold because it's no disqualification!

The crowd is cheering at a most deafening decibel level as Silvus pulls back on the ankle lock to try to force Hellspawn to submit. But Hellspawn is able to use his power to be able to push himself up, turn himself over and kick Silvus off of him. Before he can get back up though, Silvus quickly goes to try to lock him in a Sharpshooter. However, Hellspawn tries to block it, then takes him down with a modified Dragon Screw. Hellspawn gets up, holding onto Silvus' leg, and performs a spinning toe hold, after which he transitions into a figure four leg lock, Silvus screaming out in pain.

Mark Followill: Silvus is in excruciating pain!

Jason Martel: Hellspawn pulling out all the stops, even going outside of his usual playbook of maneuvers to hold on to his SNW Texas Championship.

Mark Followill: Referee Rick Maynard asking Silvus if he gives up, but Silvus refuses.

While still in the figure four, Silvus' shoulders go down, and the ref has to make a count. ONE... TWO... Silvus sits up, trying to get out of the figure four, but Hellspawn punches him in the face with a right hand, sending Silvus back down, shoulders against the mat. ONE... TWO... Silvus sits back up again, but now has a look of determination, as if he feels no pain. He fights to turn the figure four over, but Hellspawn is using his power and strength to hold on. Silvus keeps fighting to turn it over, and finally does. Now Hellspawn is screaming in pain, and the ref is asking him if he gives up, but Hellspawn emphatically screams "NO!" Silvus sits up, transitioning into a Sharpshooter.

Mark Followill: The second attempt at the Sharpshooter is successful, and Hellspawn is crying out in pain.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn will have to summon all of his sheer power and strength to fight out of this, because he can't use the ropes to break the hold with this being fought under no disqualifications and no count outs.

Silvus wrenches back on the Sharpshooter, but Hellspawn still refuses to give up, and now is pushing his way up to try to get out of the hold. Silvus is trying to hold on, but Hellspawn is able to push him off with his legs, and is finally free of the hold. Both men are lying down on facefirst on the mats, slowly trying to get up. Hellspawn seems to be getting up just slightly faster than Silvus.

Mark Followill: Both men are back to a vertical base, and Silvus goes for a double axe handle.

Jason Martel: Oh! Hellspawn may have just knocked Silvus out with that standing headbutt!

Hellspawn picks Silvus up in a military press, then brings him down with a gutbuster. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters, and Hellspawn pounds the mat in frustration, yelling at the referee, but the ref pleads his case. Hellspawn picks up Silvus in a Fisherman's Suplex position, except he's hooking up both legs. Hellspawn drives down to the mat hard in a sitout position, nailing Silvus with a Muscle Buster. Hellspawn with another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus gets the shoulder up just in time.

Jason Martel: This just has to be frustrating for Hellspawn as he can't seem to finish off Silvus, no matter what he hits him with.

Mark Followill: He's even gone outside of his playbook to try to finish off Silvus and can't seem to do it.

Hellspawn picks Silvus up and places him on his shoulders, and slams him down with a Death Valley Driver. Hellspawn again goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus gets the shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Third time isn't the proverbial charm for the SNW Texas Champion.

Hellspawn picks a seemingly lifeless Silvus up by the head, then wipes a good portion of his blood off his face. He begins to write something on Silvus' chest with his blood. The fans gasp when they see a close up on the SportsTron, which of course is nowhere near the size of the TitanTron, but is just enough for fans to see.

Jason Martel: Do you realize what Hellspawn has written on Silvus' chest?!

Mark Followill: He just wrote the word "DIE!" on Silvus' chest!

Hellspawn picks Silvus up in a Tombstone Piledriver position, and nails him with a Sitout Tombstone.

Mark Followill: Hell's Drop, and Hellspawn elects not to go for the cover!

Jason Martel: He wants to make sure Silvus is done for sure!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn is signaling for the Hell's Rage!

Jason Martel: That will finish him for sure!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn picks up Silvus and powerbombs him to the mat but holds on. Hellspawn lifting him up, and driving him down with another powerbomb! He lifts him up again, and drives him down a third time, and now turns him over into a Boston Crab!

Jason Martel: Maybe it's happened elsewhere and I've never seen it, but as far as I can remember, no one has ever survived Hell's Rage!

The referee checks in on Silvus, asking him if he gives up, but he shouts "HELL NO!" Silvus begins to push his way up as Hellspawn tries to keep him down in the Boston Crab. Finally, Silvus pushes himself up and is able push Hellspawn off of him. Hellspawn has a look of shock on his face.

Mark Followill: How on earth was Silvus able to escape Hell's Rage?!

Jason Martel: Sheer determination, that's how!

Mark Followill: I can't believe it! You've been objective this entire match.

Jason Martel: I still hate your guts though, and how about those Mavericks, huh? BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mark Followill: You twerp.

Hellspawn goes out of the ring and lifts up the apron, looking for a weapon under the ring. He finds a torch, lighter fluid and a book of matches. He slides them into the ring, then gets back in, but Silvus catches him with a Mandible Claw to a thunderous roar from the crowd. He holds on to the Mandible Claw as Hellspawn desperately goes for the torch, but no dice as Silvus picks him up, holding onto the Mandible Claw. Silvus finally picks Hellspawn up and brings him down with the Retribution Slam, then goes after the torch. He pours the lighter fluid on it, then takes a match and lights the torch as the crowd erupts in anticipation for what could happen. Hellspawn gets back to his feet, but right as he turns around...

Mark Followill: OH MY GOD! SILVUS JUST BLEW FIRE INTO HELLSPAWN'S FACE!

Jason Martel: I want a Texas Champion, extra crispy please!

Mark Followill: This is serious, you jerkface!

Hellspawn is flailing about and convulsing on the mat as Silvus goes in for a pin and holds him down somehow. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA as the timekeeper hands the ref the SNW Texas Championship belt, and the ref hands it over to Silvus.

Monica Deluca: Your winner, and new SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Followill: Silvus is standing up above Hellspawn, hoisting that belt up in the air as the crowd chants his name.

Jason Martel: Seven months, Hellspawn has been the Texas Champion. It is definitely the end of an era here in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Mark Followill: Wench is running down to the ring, and she is beside herself as officials try to hold her back.

Wench is crying out, hoping that Hellspawn is alright as he just continues to cover his face. A slow motion replay is shown of Silvus breathing the fire into Hellspawn's bleeding face, then goes back to live action. EMTs are seen helping Hellspawn onto a stretcher and taking him to the back as Wench, still crying, goes with them. Silvus looks on, then raises his newly won championship belt up in the air as the crowd continues to cheer him on.

Mark Followill: Silvus has now become the second British wrestler since the late "Gentleman" Chris Adams to hold the Texas Championship! For everyone here at Sports Nutz Wrestling, we'll see you in two weeks on Guys Night Out, which will be live from Humperdink's in Arlington, Texas! So long, everyone!