Saturday Night Onslaught- 2/28/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid crashing through the Devil's Bunk Beds, the Destruction Crew destroying Mike LaFontaine, Sean O'Brien nailing Extrano with a Flatliner, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Johnny Moxie nailing Omerta with the New York State of Mind, Hellspawn holding up the SNW Texas Championship, and ending with Xtreme Team being held on everyone's shoulders when they won the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles.

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LIVE FROM THE GORDIETORIUM!

DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH, TX!

Shot switches to inside the Gordietorium, where a sold out crowd of 3,524 people are going crazy, holding up signs such as "XTREME TEAM, SAY IT AIN'T SO!" "SILVUS WAS SCREWED!" "I'M AZRAEL'S BROTHER!" "FREE ENIGMAH!" and "KID CRYBABY!" Shot then pans down to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are standing by.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome, everyone, to Saturday Night Onslaught! We are live from the brand new Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas! I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel, and we have a jam packed show here tonight!

JASON MARTEL
Do we ever! Xtreme Team will finally make it official and retire from the world of professional wrestling. There are rumors going around that Azrael is in the building. And SNW Texas Champion Hellspawn teams up with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels to take on Soul Reaper and Cyanide in our main event!

MARK FOLLOWILL
But we're kicking things off with Sports Talk, hosted of course by SNW co-owner Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz!

Shot switches to inside the ring, which has been set up for Sports Talk. Inside the ring is a black Sports Nutz hockey jersey, with "Sports Nutz" written in cursive and colored blue on the front of the jersey. The jersey is encased in a picture frame and is propped up on a stand. Gordie and the Sports Nutz are seated in director's style chairs, and there is an empty director's style chair.

GORDIE
Welcome, to the first ever Sports Talk to emanate from the Gordietorium!

The crowd boos their lungs out as Gordie, George and Craig smirk and shake their heads.

GORDIE
Tonight, our guest is attempting to blackmail me with lies in order to force me to sign him to a new contract, but I'm bringing him on Sports Talk to let him know that he can't intimidate me! Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Smith!

"Animal" by Pearl Jam blares over the PA, and Andrew Smith appears from behind the curtain and makes his way down the aisle as the majority of the fans in the Gordietorium are booing him. However, there are a few fans cheering him. He enters the ring and takes his seat in the empty director's style chair after picking his microphone up off the chair.

ANDREW SMITH
I can't help but notice that my contract is not here, Gordie. I guess I'll...

DUNPORK
You're not going to say a damn thing!

ANDREW SMITH
Excuse me?

CRAIG MUELLER
You heard the big man. You're on OUR show, so you'll be abiding by OUR rules.

ANDREW SMITH
Last I checked, I was brought on as the guest for this show so that I could sign my new SNW contract live before this sold out crowd at the Gordietorium.

GORDIE
I am fully aware of that, Mr. Smith. However, if you truly are the best wrestler in SNW, then you will wrestle for your contract at WrestleStock against the greatest wrestlers in the world... George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller, the Sports Nutz!

The crowd chants "SPORTS NUTZ SUCK! SPORTS NUTZ SUCK! SPORTS NUTZ SUCK!"

GORDIE
And before you claim that you can blackmail me into giving you your new contract without facing the Sports Nutz, I will have you know that you are still under the laws of your current contract and that if you do attempt to blackmail me, I will sue you for breach of contract, and you will be blackballed from the wrestling business to the point that you can't even wrestle in the state of Pennsylvania!

ANDREW SMITH
So all I have to do is beat the Sports Nutz at SNW's biggest show of the year to get my new contract?

CRAIG MUELLER
Did "The Excellent Gordie" stutter?

ANDREW SMITH
OK, you've got a deal, but on one condition. I get to choose my tag team partner.

GORDIE
You're on.

ANDREW SMITH
Very well. However, I'll cut the crap as the answer is pretty obvious. At WrestleStock, it will be the Sports Nutz taking on TNT, me and Mike Rutherford!

Gordie and the Sports Nutz look to each other, then bust out laughing.

DUNPORK
Oh man! Tell me you're not serious. You're going to team with a guy that not only has been pinned by a girl, but has tapped out to a girl?!

The Sports Nutz and Gordie continue to laugh. The crowd is abuzz as Mike Rutherford comes from out of the crowd, slides into the ring behind Gordie and pushes him, dumping him out of the chair and onto the mat to a nice pop because the fans hate Gordie more.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Mike Rutherford just dumped Gordon Heath on his face!

JASON MARTEL
And now we have a pier six brawl involving the Sports Nutz, Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith!

Dunpork grabs his chair and smashes it over Andrew's back, knocking him down. But Rutherford superkicks the chair into Dunpork's face. Mueller attempts a clothesline on Rutherford, but Rutherford ducks and takes Mueller down with a kick sweep, then nails a dropkick to Gordie's face right when he gets on all fours, knocking Gordie right back down. Smith gets back up, and he and Rutherford slap hands as the crowd gives them a mixed reaction. Gordie and the Sports Nutz are helped out of the ring and to the back by SNW officials as Mike Rutherford asks for a microphone.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Mike Rutherford asking for a microphone. Let's hear what he has to say.

MIKE RUTHERFORD
Nick Scott! I'm already out here! So get your ass down here and we can settle this once and for all right here, right now!

"The Game" by Drowning Pool booms over the PA, and Nick Scott bursts through the entrance curtain and storms down the aisle with Anthony Spiccoli following behind him. Before Nick has a chance to enter the ring, Mike Rutherford runs and nails him in the face with a baseball slide, knocking Nick Scott down.

JASON MARTEL
Mike Rutherford didn't even give Nick Scott a chance to get in the ring!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Needless to say, he's determined to show that his win on No Holds Barred was not a fluke.

Mike Rutherford vs Nick Scott

Mike continued didn't relent on his attack on Nick outside the ring. Andrew Smith kept Anthony Spiccoli at bay to insure he didn't interfere. Nick was able to get back on track as he nailed Rutherford with a vicious forearm shot and a series of knife edge chops before rolling him back into the ring. Nick locked Mike in the House of Pain as the show went to commercial. When the show came back from commercial, Nick had Mike in a Fujiwara Armbar, but Mike was able to escape. Nick continued to work Mike over as the crowd began to get behind Mike more and more to the surprise of the commentators. Nick Scott pulled nearly every move out of his arsenal to put Mike away, putting his body on the line with a Foley Elbow off the apron and to a prone Mike Rutherford on the floor. Nick would then roll Mike into the ring and attempt to pin him, but Mike got the shoulder up. Mike would mount a comeback after nailing Nick with a roundhouse kick, followed up by a Frog Splash, but only getting a two count from that. Mike kept the offense coming until Nick got him with a powerbomb, transitioned into a Scorpion Deathlock. But Mike was able to reach the ropes. Nick then went for the Tiger Driver '91, but Rutherford blocked it, countered by hoisting Nick up on his shoulders and bringing him down with the Red Revolting Plague for the pinfall victory.[/color]

WINNER BY PINFALL: MIKE RUTHERFORD

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Mike Rutherford!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And these fans are cheering Mike Rutherford!

JASON MARTEL
Figures they would cheer a loser.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A loser? He's beaten Nick Scott twice now!

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, well he still tapped out to a girl.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Not his fault that girl was a tough cookie.

JASON MARTEL
Oh please.

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Syco Boy, Dave Mason and Sara Cannady are walking down the backstage hall, with Syco and Dave holding their SNW Texas Tag Team straps over their respective shoulders.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emotions will no doubt be running high up next as we await Xtreme Team's last stand here in SNW.

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[Hollywood]

"Always" booms over the PA, and the crowd bursts with excitement as Xtreme Team and Sara Cannady walk through the crowd, step over the security railing and slide into the ring. "Always" dies down as the crowd breaks out in a chant of "PLEASE DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T GO!" It's all Xtreme Team and Sara can do to hold back the tears.

SYCO BOY
Seven years. It may not seem like a long time for a wrestler to be in this business. But Dave and I have done everything we've wanted to do in this business during those seven years, and the first thing we were ever told was to go out at the top of our game. Lest we stay well past our prime and stagnate in front of the fans and everyone's last memories of us be less than what we were. We may not have won as many championships as everyone else in this business, but you know what? A lot of the greats didn't win many titles. Great men such as Bam Bam Bigelow, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, George "The Animal" Steele, King Kong Bundy, Andre the Giant, Big John Studd, Rowdy Roddy Piper, to name a few. Sure they won a few titles here and there, but not many compared to many other great legends. But what we did do is pour our heart and soul into every match we competed in, even matches that were just exhibitions. And we gave each and every one of you quadruple your money's worth.

DAVE MASON
Not only that, but Syco gave you eggs, while I gave you all jars of dirt.

The crowd bursts into laughter as Xtreme Team and Sara Cannady burst into laughter.

DAVE MASON
There are many great men and women we want to thank for making our career a success. People such as Max O'Haire for keeping us on our toes. Summer Sammartino-Rutherford and Mike Rutherford for giving Syco a chance at going solo in PCW.

SYCO BOY
While on the subject for thanking people who gave me a chance to fly solo, I'd like to thank Vince Bischoff for giving me such an opportunity in WCE. And let's not forget Adriana Samu for giving us an opportunity in RMW, and again in the NAWA. Of course, Jeff Hardy for helping to train us.

SARA CANNADY
And guys, let's not forget the ones we've lost. CGH, for everything he did for us in FCW. And Eddie Guerrero, for having helped to train you guys.

The crowd gives a standing ovation as Xtreme Team and Sara pause to let them enjoy this moment. They're so excited that they don't see Wench, Goryokaku and Tanya Adams running through the crowd. They hop over the railing, slide into the ring, and ambush Xtreme Team and Sara to tremendously loud boos. Goryokaku stomps the life out of Dave Mason, Tanya slams Sara's head into the canvas repeatedly, and Wench is wailing away at Syco with a barbed wire baseball bat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is the meaning of this?!

JASON MARTEL
You should've known that the Dark Ones weren't going to let this go unpunished! And remember, Goryokaku is 52% co-owner!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's what I'm afraid of! They've ruined this great moment in Texas wrestling history!

JASON MARTEL
And look at the barbed wire baseball bat Wench has! That's the very same bat that Soul Reaper gave to her so many years ago!

Wench digs the barbed wire into Syco's forehead as blood gushes out of his forehead. Tanya throws a seemingly unconscious Sara out of the ring and onto the floor, then demands the microphone. Monica Deluca promptly hands it to Tanya, who in turn hands it to Gory.

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GORYOKAKU
You two punks think you're going to cheapen these belts that had been pissed on enough by some damn redneck's so called NWA territory that died, RIP, 8 years ago?!

JASON MARTEL
Whoa!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's a shoot!

GORYOKAKU
You were just going to vacate them after retiring?! Well not so fast! You see, Wench and I are enacting our rematch clause, and there's nothing that you two can do about it because I'm majority co-owner! So timekeeper, ring the damn bell!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You've gotta be kidding me!

JASON MARTEL
C'mon, Gory is right! Xtreme Team just retiring and vacating the belts would've cheapened them!

SNW Texas Tag Title Match
Xtreme Team vs Wench and Goryokaku

Not even close as referee Rick Maynard ran into the ring to ref this impromptu match up. Goryokaku picked Dave up and knocked him out with the Gory Kick, while Wench picked Syco up and nailed him with a Twist of Fate onto the barbed wire bat. Wench and Gory both made pinfall covers to put the exclamation point on the win.

WINNERS AND NEW TEXAS TAG CHAMPIONS:
WENCH AND GORYOKAKU

Phil Soussen's version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" plays over the PA as the crowd boos vehemently, shouting "YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK!" as Wench and Gory pick up the belts off the canvas and hold them up high in the air.

JASON MARTEL
Oh what a classy audience. I'm sure the folks at the CW will love this.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well quite frankly, I can't blame these fans for feeling like they do! I have nothing else to say right now, so just go to a damn commercial!

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
I still can't believe what we just saw.

JASON MARTEL
Haha! The Dark Ones didn't ruin a great moment in Texas wrestling history. What they did WAS a great moment in Texas wrestling history, greater than Terry Gordy slamming the steel cage door into Kerry Von Erich's head! Hahaha!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You are seriously disturbed, you know that?

Jack Clinton is walking down the hall when he bumps into Emo Kid and Hannah, and is none too pleased.

JACK CLINTON
Excuse you!

HANNAH
No, excuse you, meathead!

JACK CLINTON
What did you say?!

EMO KID
Whoa, whoa, whoa! First off, away from the lady. Second, I'm glad I've run into you because I've been wanting to talk to you for awhile because you've been pissing me off! You come out week after week, ruining my good name by calling anyone you don't like an "emo kid," causing everyone to forget about THE Emo Kid!

JACK CLINTON
Go figure. The one guy whose name IS Emo Kid is just a damn poser, unlike all the other stupid "emo kids" here in SNW. But I tell you what. If it bothers you that bad, then how about after I take care of business with that Canadian skank, Adriana Samu, you and me go mano-y-mano on Guys Night Out next Saturday night!

EMO KID
Next Saturday night is perfect!

Jack and Emo stare each other down, then go on their separate ways.

JASON MARTEL
Well how about that. The hothead versus the crybaby, next Saturday night!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's if Gordon Heath and Goryokaku book the match, and I don't see why not. Speaking of, Brenda Price is standing by with Gory and Wench right now.

Shot switches to the backstage interview area, where Brenda Price is standing in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner with Wench, Gory and Tanya Adams.

BRENDA PRICE
Wench, Goryokaku, how can you two be proud of what you accomplished?!

WENCH
You want me to tear you in half too?!

GORY
Easy there, Wench. Now as for you, Brenda, yes we are proud of what we did because we weren't going to allow the Texas Tag Team Titles to be cheapened by Xtreme Team. And by the way, anymore attitude with me, and you'll be out of here faster than Brian Haze.

Brenda shakes her head as the Dark Ones walk off. The shot switches back to ringside.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Our next match is Andy Lionheart taking on Mike LaFontaine.

MONICA DELUCA:
The following match is for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, weighing in at 241 pounds, Mike LaFontaine.

JASON MARTEL:
Well I might as well get out my stopwatch for this one.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Will you stop it.

"Bleeding Mascara" begins to play as Andy Lionheart is shown walking out and stands there nodding his head as he begins to run down the aisle.

MONICA DELUCA:
And his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, Andy Lionheart.

Andy Lionheart slides into the ring and stands up as Mike LaFontaine, wastes no time and attacks Andy from behind. Mike gets the upper hand, and begins to chop away at Andy. Mike swings Andy into the corner and goes for a splash, but Andy counters with a boot to the face. Andy runs at Mike and closelines him down. Andy lifts Mike up kicking him in the gut and quickly drops him down with a Lion's Heart. Andy rolls Mike over and covers him for the three count.

WINNER BY PINFALL: ANDY LIONHEART

MONICA DELUCA:
Winner of this match, Andy Lionheart.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Solid victory by Andy Lionheart, he looks to be on a roll.

JASON MARTEL:
A roll, he beat Mike LaFontaine. Heck, Mark, even you could beat that guy up. Well on second on thought, even you could give him a challenge.

Shot switches to a backstage hallway, where we see Mike "Beastman" Hanson swinging and slamming down his bullrope with cowbell on the end, and Mauler stomping around shouting "HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!"

MARK FOLLOWILL
Up next, Mike Hanson and the Mauler of the Destruction Crew take on Kobra's Law!

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL:
So Jason, you ready for some tag team action, as the Destruction Crew takes on Kobra’s Law?

JASON MARTEL:
Well, it should be a good one as both teams are pretty evenly matched in size and both are power teams. Reminds me of when Demolition and Powers of Pain would square off, just hope for one thing.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
And what would that be?

JASON MARTEL:
It’s not as boring, can you name me one important thing you ever saw Powers of Pain do?

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Well not at this second no, but let’s go up to Monica Deluca for the introductions.

MONICA DELUCA:
The following match is a tag team match and is for one fall.

"Sinner" hits as Doomsday and C-Pac begin to walk out, looking around making there way down the aisle.

MONICA DELUCA:
Introducing first at a combined weight of 622 pounds, the team of Doomsday and C-Pac, Kobra’s Law.

Doomsday and C-Pac continue down the aisle as they get booed by the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Seems like the crowd isn’t very fond of Kobra’s Law.

JASON MARTEL:
Not many people scare me but these guys surely do.

Doomsday and C-Pac climb into the ring as “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” begins to play around the PA. Mike Hanson comes out swinging a rope with a cowbell on the end of it. He keeps swinging as Mauler walks out yelling "HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!" repeatedly while the fans cheer them on.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
The Destruction Crew look ready for action.

JASON MARTEL:
They always look ready, Mark.

MONICA DELUCA:
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 600 pounds, the team of Mauler and Mike “The Beastman” Hanson, they are the Destruction Crew.

Mauler looks to the crowd, yelling "HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!" as the crowd follows along with him. He keeps going down the aisle as Hanson jumps up onto the apron swinging his rope and spits the tobacco out at the feet of Kobra’s Law. Mauler climbs into the ring holding his hand up as he keeps yelling "HUSS!" at Kobra’s Law.

JASON MARTEL:
The Destruction Crew showing no respect what so ever. They're giving Texans a bad name.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
I think you're speaking of yourself when it comes to giving Texans a bad name. However, hopefully the Destruction Crew doesn’t overlook Kobra’s Law, with Chapter Six in the wings come WrestleStock.

JASON MARTEL:
Well, Chapter Six does have a score to settle with Destruction Crew. However, that’s later. This is now and right now its Kobra’s Law going up against Destruction Crew. You still didn’t answer my question name one big moment from Powers of Pain.

Mauler and C-Pac started it out, with the two brawlers trading blows back and forth, neither one getting an upper hand. C-Pac got the upper hand as Doomsday entered with an illegal tag, laying Mauler out with a clothesline from behind. Kobra’s Law began to double team Mauler, using tags in and out. Mauler was able to fight back and get the tag in to Hanson. Hanson cleaned house, laying out Doomsday with a lariat and catching C-Pac with a slam. Hanson grabbed a hold of C-Pac and threw him out of the ring and tagged Mauler back in and signaled for The Final Destruction. Hanson held Doomsday, but paused and let Doomsday go as members of Chapter Six could be seen around the entrance area. Hanson began to trash talk with them as the referee got in between them. Mauler climbed up onto the top rope and in one motion jumped off the top rope and crashed down on top of everyone in Chapter Six. C-Pac climbed back into the ring and Hanson turned around, walking right into a Self High Five. C-Pac covered Hanson for the three and the win.


WINNERS: BY PINFALL KOBRA'S LAW

MONICA DELUCA:
Winners of the match Kobra's Law

C-Pac and Doomsday celebrate their victory as Chapter Six throw Mauler into the ring and begin to beat down on him and Hanson. However before they can get the upper hand, Super Vader and Killer Kong make their way out to join the mix and a brawl begins to break out with both stables. Kobra’s Law wastes no time in by passing it all and leaving as officials and security try to break up the brawl.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Kobra’s Law pick up the shady victory.

JASON MARTEL:
Shady victory? It's not C-Pac nor Doomsday’s fault that Mauler and Hanson took their eye off them and placed them on Chapter Six. Which by the looks of the carnage right now, neither Destruction Crew or Chapter Six can wait til WrestleStock.

MARK FOLLOWILL:
Well speaking of WrestleStock, I have been informed that Jack Clinton is set to face Kobra’s Law, however Gordon Heath and Goryokaku both have stated that if Chris P doesn’t sign a contract, then Jack Clinton will have to find himself another partner, or go it alone in a handicap match. But let’s take a commercial break and we'll have more Onslaught still to come... Wait, what's that?... Alright, let's send it backstage, as Misty Crawford is standing outside Gordon Heath's office.

Shot switches to Misty Crawford, who's standing in front of the door of Gordon Heath's office.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Thanks, Mark. I just stepped out of Gordon Heath's office, where "The Excellent Gordie" has been after Sports Talk earlier tonight. As you all know by now, Jack Clinton will face Kobra's Law at WrestleStock, either with Chris P as his partner if Chris signs a contract, with another partner if Chris does not sign, or by himself in a two-on-one handicap match. Now as it pertains to Jack Clinton challenging Emo Kid to a match next Saturday night on Guys Night Out at the Fillmore Pub in Plano, Texas, Gordie has signed the match and has added this stipulation. If Emo Kid wins, then Jack Clinton can never utter the words "emo kids" again unless he's referring to the actual wrestler named Emo Kid. For Sports Nutz Wrestling, I'm Misty Crawford.

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[Hollywood]

Saturday Night Onslaught returns with the Sixth Street Assassins in the crowd with a tray of concession snacks. The two are mocking the fans by throwing popcorn at them. Cortez even goes as far as spilling BBQ sauce on an old man. The crowd is an uproar until the Alley Ratz emerge from the entrance area to a deafening pop. Eddy has a mic in his hand as he and Twitch approach the Sixth Street Assassins.

EDDY
Alright, there you are. We've been looking for you Assassins. Me and Twitch were in the back getting hig...

Twitch gives Eddy a look, causing Eddy to rethink his words.

EDDY
We were getting hyped up for our upcoming tag title match at WrestleStock when we got some major munchies. But apparently you two jerks have stolen the concessions, so we demand you hand them over peacefully.

Cortez nods then walks twoards the Ratz. Cortez gives Eddy a hot dog as Ramos gives Twitch a hamburger. Cortez and Ramos then take two bottles of ketchup and shoot it into the faces of the Ratz. The two teams brawl to the ring as referee Mike Croft runs down starting an impromptu match.

Alley Ratz vs The Sixt Street Assassins.

The two teams continued to brawl until Twitch and Eddy landed Stereo Asai Moonsaults. From there, the Ratz kept control and after a miscue from the Assassins were able to land a Double Superkick on Cortez. Twitch then used a Throat Cutta on Ramos getting the pin.

WINNERS BY PINFALL: THE ALLEY RATZ

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of this match, Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
Man, another embarrassingly quick loss for the Sixth Street Assassins.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like they should've stuck with being street vendors.

The scene opens up showing Enigmah with her head down as her hair looks dirty, and the clothes look to be the same from the last time we saw her at No Holds Barred. Her hands are tied to a chair as the camera shows her face has dirt all over and her mouth is taped shut. A cut can also be seen along Enigmah’s cheek, a hand is shown coming into the view rubbing against were the cut is. A man’s voice can be heard.

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MYSTERY MAN
Oddly enough I’m sure people would like to know, why would I kidnap an innocent woman. Why would I bound and tape an innocent girl who caused no harm. There are quite a few reasons, one of them being because I can. Another being, because I love to see others suffer and feel helpless and know that can’t do anything to save themselves or the ones they truly want. Rick Roll, I know full well, that the darling lady before is the same one you feel for. So doesn’t it make you feel sick to your stomach, that on the very night that you were going to say some special words to Enigmah, I took that all away. In a matter of seconds your shining moment went from very bright to the lights were out. I took the mat from under you and look who currently has the girl. Speaking of which, the question that needs to be answered in all of this. Is what will I be doing to this girl?

The man places his fingers along the side of Enigmah’s mouth, and pulls the tape off.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
Anything to say?

ENIGMAH
Yeah as it happens, two spring to mind, and I am sure you are clever enough to figure them out, ass.

The man covers up Enigmah’s mouth right as she was to finish what she was going to say.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
Now that’s not very nice, if we can’t place nice, then let’s not play at all. As Enigmah understand something, look who is in charge. Do you honestly think your knight in shining armor is going to roll up on in here and save you?

Enigmah glares at him.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
Why the sad face, or better yet, why so serious?”

ENIGMAH
What do you want me to do? Smile and pretend some freaky stalker hasn't taken me against my will? Yeah, thats fun.

MYSTERY MAN
Show some passion, some hope for a brighter day that this all will change and that there is someone out there in TV land or even in SNW that will strike down before me and save you. Where is that savior? Come on do you not have a personal Jesus? Where is that savior Enigmah? Come on or is this the time to strike a nerve and say Emma?

ENIGMAH
Don't you ever say my name again, and as sweet as Rick is I don't see him turning up and saving me, so no, I am going to stay pissed off, and if you don't like it, let me go!

MYSTERY MAN
Why can’t he save you Enigmah? Do you not know where we are? Do you not know the location of this area? You see I’m no dummy nor am I going to play one. You see we are a lot closer to Rick Roll and his friend Omerta than either think. Riddles aren’t my game so honestly, we are here at the arena in an empty room. Well occupied at the moment surely. So maybe you can give it a loud scream and perhaps someone will hear you.

ENIGMAH
Is this like sin city, where you can't get it up unless I scream? You're pathetic and really need to find a new hobby, or someone else to play kidnap with, because I swear to God if you don't let me go, the second I get the chance, I will hurt you.

MYSTERY MAN
Sin city. We can do that, go to Vegas, let me gamble away with your life, and you end being owned by some 45 year old fat slob who sits and drinks beer and plays poker all day going nowhere. I’m sure you’d like that. So understand this. I am not doing this to get you to scream or anything. This whole thing is to eat away at the guy you're with. You see this is my way of taking out every fan favorite in SNW one by one. I decided to start with your buddy Rick Roll, am I doing a good job yet?

ENIGMAH
Go screw yourself and let me go! You have no right to do this, just who the hell do you think you are?

Enigmah spits in his face, as the man steps back some, and wipes the spit off from his face. The man turns away from the camera with his back to the camera and takes off his mask.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
That’s who I think I am, Emma, so you care to continue with this?

The man moves closer to Enigmah, hovering over her as he whispers in her ear. Enigmah headbutts him before smirking. The man stumbles back some and crouches down and picks up his mask and puts it back on and turns to look back into the camera.[/color]

ENIGMAH
I don't care who the hell you are, I know who you are now and I will get free one way or another, and then you WILL regret it!

MYSTERY MAN
Perhaps that’s what I want. Perhaps I’m using you as easy bait to catch the fish. Perhaps I’m using you in order to get into the mind of another. You see, I know what I want, I also know what I’m doing. Quite frankly I might just keep you here for a good time as I just need the company.

Enigmah can't help but laugh before glaring at him.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
What’s so funny?

ENIGMAH
You expect me to help you have a good time? What do you want, to talk about old times, what fun we had? I don't think so mate. You are deluded. And just how do you plan on keeping me here? I will get out of this at some point... Oh just wait until Azrael finds out who you are. You're going to need cosmetic surgery when he is finished with you, not that it would make much difference to how you look already.

MYSTERY MAN
How do I plan on keeping you here? Who’s tied to a chair? Whose feet are bound to the chair? I didn’t think so, it seems that SNW is a pretty easy ground. I mean I walked in and I took you and no one stopped me. Not one single person stopped me. So what makes you think that I can’t keep you here? Enigmah if I wanted to, I could release you and force your buddy and dear friend, Rick Roll, to follow and try to get his revenge on the man who took his woman away. Perhaps what will eat away at him is that I will always be able to get closer to you then he ever could.

ENIGMAH
Times change, so do people, and their feelings. You're nowhere near the man Rick is! He is decent, and caring and DOESN'T go around kidnapping people. You can't keep me here forever. You know that, right? What you going to do? Spoon feed me when I'm hungry?

MYSTERY MAN
He sure is a decent and caring man, Enn, Ennigggmaah, III have, something to saaaay. He seems like a nervous one as well. The reality is Enigmah, I know your weakness, I know your strengths and quite frankly, I know the hand I’m playing. I know what I’m up against. I am not leaving you here forever, no you see like I said, this isn’t about kidnapping you. It's about getting into the mind of one of SNW’s heroes. Have you never seen society or reality itself? The heroes no matter the burdens, no matter the sacrifices they try to force upon us all they all fall in the end. He will be no different.

ENIGMAH
I don't want to talk to you anymore, go away, shoo!

MYSTERY MAN
Too bad you don’t have a choice in the matter. I can dig deeper and deeper, Enigmah. I can go for as long as I need, in order to get inside his head and heck to even get into yours. You see your relatives aren’t the only ones who know how to play that game.

Enigmah closes her mouth and keeps her lips tight, looking away from him out of a dirty window. The man nods his head and moves towards her, as he moves closer, hovering over her. He softly leans closer to her ear.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
So, Enigmah, does it eat you away that you’ve told me many things. Does it eat away at you, that I know things that not even your own flesh and blood know? Does it put shivers down your spine, to know that some of your dirty little secrets are in this sick and twisted mind?

ENIGMAH
F[bleep] you! You really think you scare me in the slightest? Then you are seriously mistaken! You're not the person I knew, not by a long shot! Why did you change so bad?

The man leans back some and cracks a grin, and lets out a sadistic laugh.[/color]

MYSTERY MAN
And here I thought you said you weren’t going to speak to me. Oh I think I’m going to have fun with this.

ENIGMAH
Looks like I am pretty much out of options right now, I may as well humor you.

MYSTERY MAN
Well I got to cut this little meeting short. I’ve got some places to be, something about contracts, and prepping myself for when I finally debut in SNW, which by the way, my watch should be soon. So let’s leave it with this.

The man walks up closer to Enigmah and leans in and kisses her on the lips and then backs away and stands there and grins some.

MYSTERY MAN
Any final words to the viewing audience?

ENIGMAH
Yeah, you ever do that again and I swear to God I will bite your lips off! Leave me the hell alone!

The man grins some as he turns to the camera and quickly turns it off as the feed cuts away.[/color]

THE DARKNESS CASINO! COME GAMBLE YOUR LIFE AWAY![/b][/center]

[Hollywood]

A TV edit version, sans lyrics, of "The Champion" by Carman plays in the background as part of a promo hyping up WrestleStock weekend. We see old clips of World Class wrestling shows that took place at the Cotton Bowl. The beginning of the promo is the slow moving beginning of "The Champion" by Carman.

Over twenty years ago, the warriors of Texas wrestling ruled the Cotton Bowl. They fought for championships, fame, money, notoriety, and pride. They bled, sweat, and paid the price. Then one day, there was no more wrestling at the Cotton Bowl. Now, twenty years later...

The hard rocking, upbeat part of "The Champion" by Carman kicks in as we see clips of various past SNW shows.

Wrestling returns to the Cotton Bowl as Sports Nutz Wrestling presents a wrestling extravaganza bigger than the state of Texas! WrestleStock!

Blood will spill.

Bones will be broken.

Up and comers will break out to become superstars, and superstars will break out to become legends!

WrestleStock, live on PPV, March 29 from the sold out Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas! And the night before, be sure to catch the Sportys, live from the Fair Park Coliseum, and only on the CW as we honor the achievements of SNW from 2008!

Shot switches to ringside as "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" by White Zombie booms over the PA. Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain as the fans boo him out of the building.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well there is certainly no love lost in this match, as for weeks Jack Clinton was forced to team with members of the SINdicate, and this week he takes on SINdicate member, Adriana Samu.

JASON MARTEL
And nobody has told him that there's only one Emo Kid in SNW.

MONICA DELUCA
This match is set for one fall. First, from Beverly Hills, California and weighing 355 pounds, Jack Clinton!

Clinton argues with a few ringside fans, then enters the ring as his music dies down. "I Love Myself Today" booms over the PA, and Adriana Samu, flanked by Viper and her pipe in hand, makes her way down the aisle as the crowd boos her as well.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, born in Red Deer, raised in Edmonton, trained in Calgary, and living in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada and weighing 130 pounds, "Everybody's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Talk about a contrast in, well, everything!

JASON MARTEL
That's right. Jack Clinton is a seven foot monster, dwarfing Adriana by almost two feet. Not to mention that Clinton outweighs Adriana by over 200 pounds, and their styles are totally different. Adriana goes to the air and is technically sound, while Clinton just wants to bash people's brains in.

Jack Clinton vs Adriana Samu

Clinton immediately went for a clothesline to start the match, but Samu ducked, jumped onto the ropes and sprung off, nailing Clinton with a springboard DDT. Samu was in control in the early going until she went for a Lionsault that Clinton blocked by putting his knees up, with Samu crashing onto his knees and holding her ribs as a result. Clinton worked Samu over with every power move and submission move he could pull out of his hat. Clinton then began choking Samu, and referee Danny Travers had to step in to try to get him off of Samu. But Clinton responded by shoving Travers down. As Clinton looked down on the referee and spit on him, Viper handed Samu the pipe. Right as Clinton turned around, Samu nailed him right square in the family jewels with a low blow using the pipe. However, the ref saw that as well and had no choice but to throw the match out.

DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION

MARK FOLLOWILL
The bell is ringing, but Viper and Samu don't seem to care.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has disqualified both Jack Clinton for assaulting him, and Adriana Samu for the low blow with the pipe!

JASON MARTEL
And Viper's holding Clinton in position for Samu to blast him one more time.

Samu winds up, but Clinton ducks and Samu accidentally nails Viper with the pipe. Samu goes in to check on Viper as Clinton tries to recover and pick himself up. Kobra's Law, fresh off their match with the Destruction Crew, run down to the ring and chew Samu out as she yells right back at them.

JASON MARTEL
I can hear that guy from Robot Chicken right now. "What a twist!"

MARK FOLLOWILL
It looks like we may be seeing the dissolution of the SINdicate, at least the current form of it.

As Kobra's Law continues to argue with Samu, Clinton gets back up and charges at them. Samu sees him and ducks out of the way of a running big boot that nails Doomsday right in the mush, knocking him to the canvas as Samu gets out of the ring, grabbing her pipe, and flipping the SINdicate the bird. C-Pac and Clinton begin brawling, and Viper has gotten up and forgets about Samu long enough to brawl with Clinton. Chris P runs down to the ring with a steel chair in hand and blasts C-Pac in the back with it. Doomsday is back up and he floors Chris P with a clothesline while Viper and Clinton brawl with each other.

JASON MARTEL
We're getting double our money's worth here!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now SNW officials are rushing down to separate these behemoths! We'll be right back!

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
It’s been a great night so far, Jason, but what’s next?

JASON MARTEL
From what I’ve heard, an impromptu match has been made after some behind the scene talks. To be specific, a Hardcore Handicap Match being set to take place, pitting the Alternative Lifestylers against Azrael.

"Keep Your Hands Off My Girl" starts to play, and Skip and Scotty D of the Alternative Lifestylers come running out of the entranceway to a somewhat lacking reaction from the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
This match is scheduled for one fall and is a Hardcore Handicap match. Introducing first, hailing from Reverchon Park in the Oak Lawn Area of Dallas, Texas and weighing in at a combined weight of 375 pounds, the Alternative Lifestylers!

They make their way down to the ring then slide in and high five each other as the music dies.

JASON MARTEL
These guys took a win at No Holds Barred, one that has caused quite a stir in the locker rooms.

MARK FOLLOWILL
However it seems somebody wasn’t happy about what took place that night and has demanded this match to make a point.

“Redeemer” hits the PA system and Azrael makes his way out of from behind the curtain carrying a chair in each hand. One of the chairs has Skip’s name on it and the other has Scotty’s. He walks down to the cheers of the fans, but he ignores them.

MONICA DELUCA
And their opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds and hailing from Parts Unkown, he is the Redeemer... Azrael!

Following behind him is a large man pushing a wheel barrow, quite happily. His face is hidden by a mask, but he stops just before the ring whilst Azrael slides in. He leaves both in a corner with Skips being on top of Scotty’s, and he paces around in his corner, Skip and Scotty seem oblivious to him.

JASON MARTEL
He does not look like a happy man, but is he really angry?

MARK FOLLOWILL
With him, I can never tell, but the Alternative Lifestylers need to be careful. That's not a man to take lightly.

JASON MARTEL
And who’s the big guy with the wheel barrow?

Hardcore Handicap Match
Azrael vs Alternative Lifestylers

The ref rings the bell and Skip charges across the ring towards Azrael, who grabs the first chair with Skip’s name on it and uses it with a sickening crunch as he brings it down hard on Skip's head, sending him to the canvas hard. His head is cut open instantly. He throws the chair onto Skip's head and picks up the second chair, taking a step on Skip's chair and pushing it against his skull causing him to lash his legs out. Azrael then catches Scotty unaware, who was distracted by Monica's very speedy exit. Scotty D manages to turn around in time to receive the second chair, the one with his name on it, colliding with his head sending him to the canvas as well. Azrael brings the chair up and smashes it back down on his head once again then covers him for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE!

WINNER BY PINFALL: AZRAEL

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Azrael!

JASON MARTEL
Damn that was quick, I guess he was serious.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now that big man is dragging both Skip and Scotty out of the ring onto the wheel barrow.

Once he has them in the wheel barrow, he begins to take them backstage. Emo Kid, along with Hannah, comes racing out. Hannah stays out of the ring, but Emo Kid slides in charging at Azrael, who ducks underneath the clothesline as “Redeemer” hits the PA system. Azrael hooks Emo Kid into an Atomic Drop. He takes Emo Kid by the hair and lifts him up to his feet, then lifts him up on to his shoulders, spinning Emo Kid off his shoulder, hitting the Last Resort onto the two chairs in the ring.

MONICA DELCUA
And your winner, Azrael!

JASON MARATEL
And now Emo Kid is down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is not looking good, and this will only further push Emo Kid's anger against Azrael.

Azrael takes his mask off, showing his evil grin, and drops it into the center of the ring. He slides out of the ring next to Hannah who attempts to slide in, but Azrael catches the ankle of her right leg stopping her moving any further.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What in God's name is he doing?

JASON MARTEL
I don’t like the looks of this. Hannah should not be there, not when that man is about.

Azrael forcibly yanks her out of the ring, then hooks her up into a powerbomb, sending her down to the floor and knocking her out. He then lifts her up, puts her over his shoulder and makes his way backstage.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Somebody should stop him.

JASON MARTEL
You do it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Are you crazy?! That man is nuts, and now he has taken the one thing that Emo Kid cherished most!

JASON MARTEL
Damn, I just realized something. That's twice now that some poor lady in SNW has been kidnapped, and yet nobody files any police reports!

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[Hollywood]

Various pre-recorded shots of people partying it up at the Fillmore Pub in Plano, Texas, are shown as the Guys Night Out theme(the first theme from WWF Shotgun Saturday Night) is played in the background as Mark Followill and Jason Martel talk over the shots.

[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Saturday night, March 7, Sports Nutz Wrestling brings Guys Night Out to the Fillmore Pub in Plano, Texas!

JASON MARTEL
Here's hoping that the Destruction Crew don't eat all of the great food that the Fillmore Pub has to offer.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well that won't be a problem, as any member of the Destruction Crew or Chapter Six that isn't competing in a match is barred from the building! Plus, newly crowned SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Johnny Moxie defends the title against Omerta in a rematch from No Holds Barred, and the in ring return of Venom, as well as the debut of Harvey Cross! All that and more on Guys Night Out, next Saturday night at midnight on FX!

"Inside the Fire" booms over the PA, and the crowd comes to their feet, cheering their heads off as Soul Reaper and Cyanide walk through the entrance curtain and down the aisle.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a tag team attraction set for one fall! First, the team of Soul Reaper and Cyanide!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It goes without saying that this match could main event any card in the country.

JASON MARTEL
Most definitely! You've got two of the biggest names in North American wrestling in Hellspawn and Soul Reaper, one of the fastest rising Canadian stars in "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, and one of the biggest names in Japanese puroresu, Cyanide.

Reaper takes off his sleeveless hooded robe as "Inside the Fire" dies down. "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction blasts over the loud speakers, and the crowd boos their lungs out as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, clad in his pink vest with "KT" emblazoned in black on the back and his pink headband, walks through the curtains, stretching out his arms and walking down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... First, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And unlike Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith who had a cheering section, Alex Daniels has absolutely no fans inside the Gordietorium.

JASON MARTEL
Yes he does.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh let me guess.

JASON MARTEL
Yep, me.

Kid Thunder enters the ring and climbs to the middle turnbuckle in the corner that's facing the hard camera, stretching his arms out and basking in the hatred of the crowd. He steps down, taking off his vest and headband as "Superhero" dies down. "White Knuckles" booms over the PA, and the crowd continues to boo as Hellspawn, decked out in his black trench coat, Quiet Riot-esque mask and wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist, makes his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And his partner, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 pounds, the SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper doesn't even waste any time, diving through the ropes and taking the champion down!

JASON MARTEL
Amazing that these fans always cheer for someone who has to ambush their opponents when they're not ready!

Outside the ring on the floor, Reaper punches away at Hellspawn, but Hellspawn answers with a rake to Reaper's eyes. Meanwhile in the ring, Cyanide and Kid Thunder exhange right hand punches. Outside the ring, Hellspawn has thrown down his black trench coat and Texas Championship and goes to work on Reaper. Behind them, a ring attendant rushes to grab the trench coat and belt and takes it to the back. Hellspawn and Reaper continue to brawl on the outside while Kid Thunder takes Cyanide down inside the ring with a Sambo Suplex, followed up by a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Cyanide kicks out. Outside the ring, Hellspawn grabs Soul Reaper by the head and steps over the security railing, bringing Reaper with him. Reaper punches Hellspawn in the midsection, and is asks a fan for a cup of soda. The fan obliges, and Reaper hits Hellspawn in the head with it. Reaper and Hellspawn their way to one of the exit doors as the crowd is going crazy!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper and Hellspawn decided that WrestleStock was going to come early!

JASON MARTEL
I hope for the sake of WrestleStock that one of them doesn't kill the other one!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Meanwhile, in the ring, it's practically a one on one matchup pitting "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels against Cyanide.

Kid Thunder whips Cyanide into the ropes. Cyanide comes off the rebound, and Kid Thunder nails him with a dropkick. Kid Thunder gets up and takes a second to pause and take a bow before the crowd as they boo him. Cyanide kips up while Kid Thunder's back is turned to him. Thunder turns around and is caught off guard with a flurry of stiff kicks, then taken down with a spinning heel kick. Cyanide doesn't give Kid Thunder a chance to get up as he locks him in the Eastern Stretch.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide looking for the submission victory here.

JASON MARTEL
But it's too early. I don't see Alex Daniels giving up this easily and early in the bout.

Unfortunately for Cyanide, Kid Thunder is a bit close to the ropes and is able to touch the bottom rope with his right foot, but Cyanide waits until referee Rick Maynard's count reaches four to let go. Cyanide picks Kid Thunder up and attempts a vertical suplex, but Kid Thunder slips down behind Cyanide, grabs him by the waist, picks him up and slams him backward with a back suplex. Kid Thunder follows up with a series of leg drops, then goes for a very arrogant pinfall cover, covering Cyanide's chest with only his(Kid Thunder's) right leg. The ref doesn't even get a chance to make a count as Cyanide kicks out immediately. Kid Thunder doesn't give Cyanide a chance to get up, though, as he locks him in a reverse chinlock.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alex Daniels attempting to wear down Cyanide with the reverse chinlock.

JASON MARTEL
Cyanide looks like he's fading fast.

The ref raises Cyanide's hand, but it doesn't even go down on the first check. Cyanide fights his way back up, but Kid Thunder knees him in the midsection, followed up by a snap suplex. Kid Thunder backs up and rebounds off the ropes, jumps in the air and nails Cyanide with a knee drop. Kid Thunder picks Cyanide up by the head, but Cyanide catches him with a jawbreaker that staggers Kid Thunder. Cyanide then grabs Kid Thunder and whips him into the corner, charges in, performs a handspring backflip, landing a back elbow into Kid Thunder's face. Cyanide immediately links the handspring back elbow with a running facecrusher/bulldog like maneuver. Cyanide with a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder kicks out. Cyanide picks Kid Thunder up by the head, scoops him up and bodyslams him down to the canvas. Cyanide takes a moment to bow his head and fold his hands to pray, backs up into the ropes, rebounds off the ropes and nails Kid Thunder in the face with an Oriental Knee Drop. Cyanide immediately gets up, runs and rebounds off the ropes, and lands a Great Muta-style Shining Elbow Drop on Kid Thunder, then goes for another pinfall attempt.

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... Alex Daniels gets the shoulder up.

JASON MARTEL
What was slated to be an explosive tag team match up has turned into a one on one match of the year candidate. Both men are just going back and forth.

Cyanide picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. Kid Thunder rebounds off the ropes and Cyanide attempts a huracanrana, but Kid Thunder catches Cyanide in what looks to be a powerbomb but transitions that into a side backbreaker on the way down.

OOOOHHHH!

Kid Thunder goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Cyanide gets the shoulder up. Kid picks Cyanide up and goes behind him, hoists him up and German Suplexes him, sending Cyanide backfirst into the turnbuckle posts!

OOOOHHHH!

Kid Thunder drags Cyanide out into the middle of the ring and stomps on him to keep him down, then makes his way to one of the corners and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Kid Thunder points his fingers up in the air, a la "Macho Man" Randy Savage, then comes flying off the top turnbuckle, landing a flying elbow drop on Cyanide, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder can't believe that Cyanide got the shoulder up, pounds the mat in frustration, shoots up and yells at the referee.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alex better turn his attention back to Cyanide.

JASON MARTEL
Well Alex has a point. That count was a bit slow.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It was not!

Kid Thunder insists on arguing with the ref as Cyanide picks himself up. Cyanide sees the opening and grabs Kid Thunder from behind, underhooking his arms and slamming him down backward with a Tiger Suplex pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder barely kicks out in time. Kid Thunder is up on his knees, but Cyanide catches him with a Shining Wizard to the head. Cyanide with another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder barely gets the shoulder up. Cyanide shakes his head in frustration as he proceeds to pick Kid Thunder up, but Kid Thunder rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Cyanide kicks out. Both Cyanide and Kid Thunder get back to their feet, but Kid Thunder is a tad quicker as he charges in and nails Cyanide with a leg lariat. Kid Thunder goes for another cover. ONE... TWO... Cyanide gets the shoulder up again, and this time Kid Thunder loses it. He gets up and yells at the ref, then rears his fist back as if he's about to nail him with a right hand punch. Referee Rick Maynard instinctively ducks back, falling down to his knees and burying his face into his arms to avoid getting punched, but Kid Thunder holds back and laughs at the ref, which gives Cyanide time to get up. Kid Thunder turns around and Cyanide sprays Kid Thunder with green mist from his mouth to a deafening pop from the crowd. Kid Thunder staggers about, flailing around as the referee gets back up and looks around to see if it's ok to get up. Cyanide grabs a hold of Kid Thunder, setting him up in a double underhook suplex position, lifts him up and drives him down facefirst with the Angel's Wings.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide nails Alex Daniels with Pure Poison! COVER! ONE... TWO... THREE!

JASON MARTEL
That's not right! He blinded him with that green crap!

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Cyanide!

"Cyanide" by Metallica, which obviously is Cyanide's theme, booms over the PA as Cyanide climbs the middle turnbuckle and raises his fists up in the air as 3,524 screaming fans in the packed Gordietorium cheer him on. Goryokaku comes out, microphone in hand.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now what?

GORYOKAKU
Congratulations, Cyanide. With your win against one of SNW's top talents, I will be granting you a shot at the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship.

Cyanide nods his head in approval as the crowd cheers Gory's announcement. "Balls To The Wall" blares over the PA, and Johnny Moxie, the Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder, appears from behind the curtain as Gory walks to the back. Moxie walks down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. He enters the ring and approaches Cyanide. He holds the Von Erich Memorial belt up in the air.

JASON MARTEL
Johnny Moxie better not get ahead of himself, because he has to defend that belt against Omerta on Guys Night Out next Saturday night.

Moxie and Cyanide shake hands out of respect as Kid Thunder has recovered outside the ring. He's obviously heard the news and is stark raving mad. He slides into the ring and yells at Cyanide, shouting "I'VE BEEN BUSTING MY ASS FOR OVER A YEAR AND GOT NOTHING! YOU'RE GONE FOR ALMOST HALF A YEAR AND IMMEDIATELY GET A TITLE SHOT?!" Cyanide slaps Kid Thunder hard across the face to a huge pop from the crowd. Kid Thunder answers back with a kick to the groin, sending Cyanide down to his knees. Moxie grabs Kid Thunder and turns him around, yelling at him and shouting "THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kid Thunder rares back and spits in Moxie's face.

OOOOOOO!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a disrespectful punk!

JASON MARTEL
He's right! He's been here over a year and still can't catch a break! Then Cyanide, because he's a big star in Japan, just waltzes back in here and gets whatever he wants!

Cyanide is picking himself up as Moxie stews in anger over getting spat on. He rares back and goes to hit Kid Thunder with his Von Erich Memorial Championship belt, but Kid Thunder ducks, and Moxie nails Cyanide by mistake, knocking him out. Moxie kneels down to check on Cyanide. Kid Thunder takes advantage of the opening and nails Moxie with leg drop to the back of the neck. Kid Thunder picks up Moxie's Von Erich Memorial belt and holds it up in the air as the crowd boos him out of the Gordietorium. Omerta marches down to the ring, and Kid Thunder sees him. Kid Thunder throws the belt down and gets into the ready position, waving his hands for Omerta to come and get him as Moxie slowly gets up. Omerta slides into the ring and charges at Kid Thunder. Omerta goes for a big boot, but Kid Thunder sidesteps out of the way and Omerta accidentally blasts Moxie in the face with the big boot. Omerta puts his hands to his head in disbelief, then gets taken down with a low blow from behind by Kid Thunder. Kid Thunder surveys the damage. Omerta, Johnny Moxie and Cyanide all down, and he's left standing. He stretches out his arms, a la AJ Styles, and backs up to the ropes, then exits the ring as the crowd chants "ALEX TAKES IT UP THE ASS! DO-DA! DO-DA! ALEX TAKES IT UP THE ASS, OH DO-DA-DAY!"

JASON MARTEL
I gotta say, I love Saturday Night Onslaught going live!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It has been a wild night, that's for sure! Wait... what now?!

Shot opens outside the front doors of the Gordietorium, where Hellspawn and Soul Reaper are fighting out in the cold weather.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hellspawn and Soul Reaper are still going at it!

JASON MARTEL
This isn't good!

Hellspawn charges at Reaper, but Reaper ducks down and overhead back body drops Hellspawn onto the hood of a car. Reaper backs up, runs and nails a big boot to the side of Hellspawn's head, turning him over on the hood of the car. Reaper backs off, spits at Hellspawn, then walks off. The camera scrolls back over to an unconscious Hellspawn lying on top of the car as the copyright information pops up on the screen, then fades to black.[/b][/center]