Sat Night Onslaught: 3/14/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid crashing through the Devil's Bunk Beds, the Destruction Crew destroying Mike LaFontaine, Sean O'Brien nailing Extrano with a Flatliner, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Johnny Moxie nailing Omerta with the New York State of Mind, Hellspawn holding up the SNW Texas Championship, and ending with Gory and Wench holding up the SNW Texas Tag Titles after brutalizing Xtreme Team.



LIVE FROM THE GORDIETORIUM!

DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH, TX!

An image of Andrew "Test" Martin appears on the mini SportsTron.



Andrew "Test" Martin
March 17, 1975 – March 13, 2009

Shot switches to inside the Gordietorium, where Gordon Heath is in the ring to address the crowd.

GORDIE
As you all have heard by now, the wrestling world has lost one of its own in Andrew "Test" Martin. We will commence with a moment of silence during a ten bell salute dedicated to Andrew's memory, then we will commence with the show.

DING!

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The crowd afterward applauds, paying their respects to Andrew "Test" Martin.

THANK YOU, TEST! THANK YOU, TEST! THANK YOU, TEST!

COMMERCIAL

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[Hollywood]

The lights dim and the panel on the mini SportsTron comes to life. Accompanied by the same upbeat music as of last week, the familiar images that confused the audience then, continued to baffle them as they flashed mercilessly across the screen.

The images fade eventually into a dark background and letters embroiled in red begin to form, like mist.

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When the comes…The Fallen shall follow…[/center]

Mark Followill: The next match pits two of the young talents of SNW has against each other.

Jason Martel: Both these guys make me sick as they worry about what the crowd thinks of them.

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"Bleeding Mascara" hits as Andy Lionheart walks out from behind the entrance curtain to a big pop.[/color]

Monica Deluca: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Kemi, Finland and weighing 210 pounds, Andy Lionheart![/color]

Andy looks around before running down and sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He stands on the turnbuckle and does a pose and jumps down. "Sic Transit GloriaGlory Fades" starts beating in, and Harvey Cross comes out to hardly any reaction.[/color]

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, Harvey Cross![/color]

Harvey walks down to the ring as the crowd is practically dead silent.[/color]

ANDY LIONHEART vs HARVEY CROSS[/u]

The ref called for the bell and the fast paced action started right away. Both men countered each others tries at moves in the begining of the match. Andy got the upper hand with a spear that caught Harvey off guard. Andy kept up the offense hitting a DDT, followed by another DDT. Harvey just couldn't muster any offense as Lionheart caught him with the Lion's Heart for the victory.[/color]

WINNER BY PINFALL: ANDY LIONHEART[/u]

Monica Deluca: Here is your winner, Andy Lionheart!

Jason Martel: Harvey was definitely off tonight.

Mark Followill: And one must wonder if he'll be ready for his match at WrestleStock against "Main Event" Mike Foxx.[/color]

Andy celebrates on his way to the back as Harvey is talking to himself in the ring. Gordon Heath then appears on the mini SportsTron as the fans inside the Gordietorium boo their lungs out.[/color]

GORDIE
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. You know how much wrangling it took me to talk "Main Event" Mike Foxx into wrestling for us at WrestleStock? I had to convince him that his match would be main event worthy, but you go out and lay an egg like that? Well as far as I'm concerned, you have lost your spot on the WrestleStock card. As far as Mike Foxx goes, if I can find competition for him, then so be it. But it definitely won't be you!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What?!

JASON MARTEL
Haha! I love it! Gordie showing Harvey Cross who's boss!

COMING SOON! UNDINE AQUATIC DIVA WATER GUNS![/center]

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome to Saturday Night Onslaught, and things are out of hand as Mike Hanson and the Mauler began brawling with Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien backstage during the break!

JASON MARTEL
And now they're finally in the ring!

MAULER & MIKE HANSON vs NICK SCOTT & SEAN O'BRIEN

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Referee Danny Travers had trouble maintaining control of this match from the outset. Eventually, Mauler and Mike Hanson both clotheslined Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien out of the ring, and Travers was somehow able to finally get them under control. Anthony Spiccoli helped Nick and Sean to regroup as Mauler was in the ring. Nick decided to start off for his team.

Mauler used his power early on to gain the upper hand, but Nick gained the upper hand with a series of suplex variations, such as a German suplex, snap suplex, and Tazplex. Nick and Sean worked Mauler over, keeping him from making the tag until he clocked both of them with consecutive running big boots. Mauler then slammed Nick down with the All Mauled Up, and made Sean pay with the Mauler Driver, then made the tag to Mike Hanson to a big pop. Hanson proceeded to clean house, then Anthony Spiccoli jumped up on the ring apron. Mauler was able to take Sean down with a Three Point Stance followed by a clothesline, and punched away at him. But Nick capitalized on Hanson being distracted, turning him around, kicking him in the gut and nailing with the Ode to Triple H for the victory.

WINNERS BY PINFALL: NICK SCOTT & SEAN O'BRIEN[/size]

MONICA DELUCA
The winners of this match, Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now the Williams Brothers are running down to the ring to lay a beatdown on Mauler and Mike Hanson!

JASON MARTEL
And here come reinforcements for the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Killer Kong and Super Vader to even the odds![/b]

All eight men are in the ring brawling with each other as a bevy of SNW officials run down to the ring to get them separated.

THE SNW iPHONE! NOW WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS![/center]

[Hollywood]

Wench, alongside Tanya Adams, emerges from the curtain as "My Time" hits and the crowd boos at deafening levels.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome back to Saturday Night Onslaught, as we're set to see one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench, go one-on-one with "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu.

JASON MARTEL
You mean "Everybody's Favourite Canadian SINner," Mark.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well be that as it may, this isn't exactly a one-on-one encounter as Wench has Tanya Adams in her corner. And Adriana Samu will have Viper in her corner.

JASON MARTEL
Look at the barbed wire cricket bat that Tanya brought with her from her jolly old English homeland.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is set for one fall. First, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs... accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams... one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench!

Wench makes her way to the ring, ignoring the boos of fans. She slides into the ring, taunts the fans in each corner on the second turnbuckle before back flipping off the last corner's middle turnbuckle as "My Time" dies down. "I Love Myself Today" booms over the PA, and the fans continue to boo as Adriana Samu appears from behind the curtain, accompanied by Viper, who's holding Dria's pipe. Samu is wearing a Canadian hockey jersey with the number 1 and "TEST" written on the back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And we see Miss Samu paying her respects to the now late Andrew "Test" Martin.

MONICA DELUCA
Her opponent, from the Province of Alberta, Canada, and weighing 130 lbs... accompanied to the ring by Viper, "Everybody's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu![/color]

Samu enters the ring, keeping her eyes on Wench, making sure she doesn't try any funny business.

WENCH vs ADRIANA SAMU[/u][/size]

A very back and forth match, with neither lady really giving much of an inch. The match started off slow with a feeling out process, but Samu got things going quickly as she caught Wench off-guard with a flurry of traditional grappling moves and holds. The tide turned when Wench rolled over from a front facelock that Samu had her in, with Wench on top of Samu for only a two count. Samu bridged all the up and attempted to get Wench in a backslide, but Wench countered with a neckbreaker. Wench then turned Samu over on her stomach, facedown, locked the bottom of her legs around the bottom of Samu's, grabbed her wrists and lifted her up in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch in an attempt to get a submission victory. Samu, however, refused to give up, and Wench eventually had to let go as she couldn't hold Samu up forever. After countering and recountering every wrestling move they knew, Samu and Wench took to the air. Wench had things in her favor when she took Samu down from the top turnbuckle with a Flying Frankensteiner. But Wench crashed and burned as she went for a Five Star Frog Splash, only for Samu to get out of the way. Samu picked herself up and went to climb the top turnbuckle. Samu dove off the top turnbuckle with a Corkscrew Guillotine Leg Drop, only for Wench to roll out of the way, and now both women were down and out. The referee began his 10 count, and got all the way up to 9 before Samu and Wench sat up, though it was obvious they were struggling to get up. Viper attempted to grab Samu's pipe and was about to throw it into the ring until Tanya Adams came running down to his side of the ring and smashed him across the back with her barbed wire cricket bat. Samu ran over to Tanya and grabbed her by the head, but Wench grabbed Samu from behind, turned her around and nailed her with the Twist Of Fate for the pinfall victory. Afterward, "My Time" blares over the PA.

WINNER BY PINFALL: WENCH[/u][/size]

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Wench!

JASON MARTEL
Viper just cost Adriana Samu a win against Wench!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This makes their match at WrestleStock all the more interesting.

Wench rolls out of the ring and goes to the back with Tanya Adams. Meanwhile, Viper gets in the ring to check on Samu, who is slow to get to her feet as the shot switches to inside Gordie's office. Gordie is doing some last minute paperwork when Jack Clinton just barges into the door.

GORDIE
Excuse me, but you don't just barge in here without knocking!

JACK CLINTON
The hell I can't!

GORDIE
Just what the heck did you want? To get out of your match against Kobra's Law at WrestleStock?!

JACK CLINTON
No. I came in to let you know that if things here in SNW don't start changing, I may just walk out. Or better yet, you'll see more of me than you want! Hell, I may just start depleting your roster by going into everyone's locker rooms and beating the crap out of all of them!

GORDIE
You will do no such thing!

JACK CLINTON
Just try me!

GORDIE
You'll do no such thing because I have warned my security team about you! And if you don't want to lose your spot on WrestleStock like someone else already has, then I suggest you don't go on a rampage!

Clinton grabs a stack of Gordie's papers and tosses them into the air, then storms out.

SNW WRESTLESTOCK! LIVE ON PPV, MARCH 29 FROM THE COTTON BOWL IN DALLAS, TX![/center]

[Hollywood]

Monica Deluca: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, at a combined weight of 430 pounds, from El Paso, TX, Maximillian Cortez and Constantine Ramos, The Sixth Street Assassins! And their opponents...

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"TNT" hits. Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith make their way to the ring as the fans cheer them on.[/color]

Monica Deluca: First, from Philadelphia, PA and weighing in at 220 lbs, Mike Rutherford and his tag team partner, from Harrisburg, PA and weighting in at 230 lbs, Andrew Smith! Collectively, they are TNT!

Mike jumps over the rope while Andrew comes through the ropes. Each takes to a different turnbuckle to pose for the fans.

Mark Followill: Here we go, this match is underway and the Assassins start off by going right after Smith and Rutherford with clubbing blows to their backs!

JM: But both have reversed it now and ouch! Smith clotheslining Cortez over the top rope to the arena floor!

TNT vs SIXTH STREET ASSASSINS[/size]

As the match started, both Cortez and Ramos charged at Rutherford and Smith. Unfortunately, they seemed ready for this and fought back with various shots at them. Smith clotheslined Cortez over the top rope, then turned to Ramos and whipped him into the ropes, only to catch him with a double flapjack with Rutherford. Ramos rolled out of the ring after this and Cortez jumped back in. He didn't fare too much better though, as Smith would booted him in the midsection several times, then grabbed him. Rutherford charged in and connected with the Steel Attack. One, two, three![/color]

WINNERS BY PINFALL: TNT

Monica Deluca: The winners of the match, Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

Mark Followill: Wow, that was quick! What a showing from TNT!

Jason Martel: Ramos and Cortez would have been better off just selling hot dogs in the stands tonight. Maybe they'll beg Gordie for their old jobs back after this.

Mark Followill: Well, they were hired by Gordie to compete in the ring, unfortunately that hasn't turned out too well!

Jason Martel: Well, if Ramos and Cortez are sick of competing in the ring, they can always come mow my lawn.

Mark Followill: Will you stop it?! Anyways, the big story here is that TNT has picked up another win and in doing so, has some momentum now with WrestleStock on the horizon!

Jason Martel: Don't count on a win from them at WrestleStock. They're going up against the greatest tag team in all of professional wrestling the Sports Nutz.

TNT FIREWORKS! AUTOGRAPHED BY ANDREW SMITH AND MIKE RUTHERFORD![/center]

[Hollywood]

“The Hand that Feeds” begins to play around the PA system as the crowd begins to cheer.

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Mark Followill:
That’s Enigmah’s theme, I can’t believe this.

Jason Martel:
She wasn’t scheduled that’s for sure.[/color]

A man wearing a masked is shown walking as he is pulling a chain, with him. Enigmah is shown wearing a dog collar as she is being dragged along with the chain. The man continues to pull the chain forcing her to follow him as he continues down the aisle, as a chorus of boos follow.[/color]

Jason Martel:
Well looks like that mystery man is making a daring entrance.

Mark Followill:
An innocent woman is being dragged around like an animal and all you have to say is daring?[/color]

The mystery man continues down the aisle and quickly jumps up onto the apron. He clutches onto the leash pulling Enigmah as she tries to pull back, she follows along sliding into the ring. The man stands in the middle of the ring as Enigmah slowly tries to get to her feet, the mystery man quickly uses his foot pushing her down back on all fours. The mystery man reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a microphone and begins to speak.

Mystery Man:
You see ladies and gentlemen, I’m a man of my word. A man who said he would let Enigmah out into the public world, that is exactly what I’m doing right here. A man who said he was going to give Enigmah her chance of freedom. Here is her chance to go free, she is free once her savior comes for her. She is free and let go once her hero comes to the rescue. Rick Roll, here I am, here she is, come and get her. Come on out and be the hero. Come on Rick Roll finally dig deep down inside and show that courage to the world. Give these people a reason to cheer for you Rick. Come on buddy I want you out here. I want you to give these dumb Texans a reasonable feeling that makes them feel comfortable in the heroes they cheer for. Rick I want you to Roll on down here and take what you feel is yours. Go ahead take her, come on show that ruthless aggression. Come on Ricky I won’t leave until you finally come out here and save the innocent.[/color]

The mystery man stares at the entrance as he feels Enigmah pulling on the chain. He quickly turns around as the crowd quickly begins to roar as Rick Roll is shown coming from the crowd with a chair. The mystery man quickly lets go of the leash and rolls out of the ring. Rick Roll goes towards Enigmah, and begins to undo the collar and leash from her. Enigmah slowly gets to her feet with tears in her eyes as her hair is a mess, and she has scars all over her face. Rick quickly hugs her and looks on as the mystery man keeps backing up the aisle.[/color]

Mark Followill:
What a moment here on Onslaught!

Jason Martel:
Rick Roll is no hero, he had to come from behind![/b]

Rick goes over and asks for a mic, and receives one. He looks around at the crowd as he holds Enigmah’s hand and continues to glare at the mystery man.

Rick Roll:
You, me, Wrestlestock. You and me one on one mystery man, finally show us all who you are. Finally unmask the villain and the oh so called man who will destroy the heroes of SNW. The problem is the true heroes are the fans and they never will be destroyed.[/color]

The crowd begins to cheer as he nods his head.

Rick Roll:
So what do you say, me against you.

Mystery Man:
You're on! March 29th Wrestlestock, I’ll be there and once I beat you down like a dog, you two can truly say your in puppy love.

Enigmah quickly snatches the mic from Rick Roll, as she looks on and seems hesitant.

Enigmah:
You know mystery man, I could tell the whole world just who you are, yet that would cheat out these great fans for Wrestlestock. So instead what I’m going to do is, raise the ante up. If your MAN enough you’ll accept to a No DQ match instead, as I know for a fact that Rick over here, would love to take a steel chair. Like the one he just had and bash your brains in.[/b]

Rick looks at Enigmah with a slight confused look, but nods his head then points at the chair then at the mystery man. The mystery man stands there stalling, as he then grins some.

Mystery Man:
No DQ, meaning that if you even think about stepping a foot into that ring darlin I can bash your brains in too. So you know what you’re on Enigmah and Rick Roll, 15 more days until you get your chance at redemption, revenge and vengeance. You ready come March 29th Cotton Bowl Dallas, Texas I’ll be there and you all will be given a moment you never will ever forget.

Enigmah drops the mic and nods her head as she looks at Rick with a smile on her face and then at the mystery man, with a grin. She raises her arm up with Rick as they look around at the crowd cheering.

Mark Followill:
Mystery man against Rick Roll, No DQ at Wrestlestock, seems like both parties agree to it.

Jason Martel:
Neither are match makers, perhaps the Dark Ones and Sports Nutz say no, then what. All I know is I can’t wait til this guy debuts, he is such an arrogant prick, reminds me of myself.

Mark Followill:
Well he sure is a jack of many trades and nice isn’t one of them that’s for sure. We will have more of Onslaught after this.

SNW HAS ITS FIRST SHOW OUTSIDE DFW WHEN IT BRINGS 4 UP TO AUSTIN, TX! GO TO SNW.COM FOR MORE DETAILS![/center]

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
WrestleStock is only two weeks away, and it has already sold out, Jason!

JASON MARTEL
That's right! With more on the card, let's take it backstage with Misty Crawford and Brenda Price.

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Shot switches to the backstage area where Brenda Price and Misty Crawford are standing in front of the SNW Saturday Night Onslaught banner. In the background, we can hear an instrumental version of "The Champion" by Carman playing.

BRENDA PRICE
Thanks, guys. Misty, I for one cannot wait for SNW WrestleStock.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Me neither, and what a great card we have in store for over 100,000 people packing the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas, and millions of people watching around the world live on PPV!

BRENDA PRICE
In a two-on-one handicap match, Jack Clinton takes on C-Pac and Doomsday, Kobra's Law.



MISTY CRAWFORD
Jack got himself into this mess when his friend, Chris P, balked at signing an SNW contract. And now Jack is threatening Gordon Heath if changes aren't made in SNW pretty soon. But will Jack be able to follow through on those threats after this match? Or will Kobra's Law be too much to handle for him?

BRENDA PRICE
Well speaking of the SINdicate, two of its members clash in a one-on-one battle when Adriana Samu takes on Viper.



MISTY CRAWFORD
These two have fought before up in the Great White North. This match has the potential to be a show-stealer.

BRENDA PRICE
One match I'm looking forward to is the tag team confrontation between TNT and the Sports Nutz, with Andrew Smith's contract on the line.



MISTY CRAWFORD
That's right. If the Sports Nutz win, then Andrew Smith is obligated to his original contract. But if TNT wins, then Andrew Smith will be given a new contract.

BRENDA PRICE
This is a match that won't be for the weak at heart. A triple threat match pitting Emo Kid, Azrael and Andy Lionheart against each other, and nobody knows what the stipulation will be yet!



MISTY CRAWFORD
Emo Kid might as well be in a handicap match. Azrael wants to finish Emo Kid off, and Andy Lionheart wants revenge for when Emo took him out during the Seven Stages of Violence back in 2008. And one must wonder what Azrael is doing to poor Hannah right now.

BRENDA PRICE
Hopefully we find out who this mystery man that kidnapped Enigmah is, as he takes on Rick Roll in a no disqualification match.



MISTY CRAWFORD
How this man has been allowed to walk free after what he's been doing to Enigmah is beyond me.

BRENDA PRICE
Then we have a Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title, where the match doesn't end until three other wrestlers are eliminated by pinfall or submission.



MISTY CRAWFORD
This will be Johnny Moxie's toughest challenge to date as he defends the Von Erich Memorial Title against Cyanide, Omerta and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

BRENDA PRICE
If you like a good ol' fashioned fight, then the eight man tag pitting the Destruction Crew against Chapter Six will be your cup o' tea.



MISTY CRAWFORD
The Destruction Crew likes to fight. Chapter Six likes to wrestle, which is why they've targeted the Destruction Crew, claiming that brawlers such as them are ruining the sport of professional wrestling.

BRENDA PRICE
Then the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles are up for grabs as Wench and Goryokaku of the Dark Ones take on the #1 contenders, the Alley Ratz.



MISTY CRAWFORD
The Alley Ratz aren't the most serious wrestlers in SNW, but they've shown that they can get down and dirty when the time calls for it, such as when they defeated the Sports Nutz on No Holds Barred last month. They'll have to be even more serious going up against the two-time Texas Tag Champions.

BRENDA PRICE
Then we have the big one. For the SNW Texas Championship. A match that has been in making since SNW first opened its doors. The current champion, Hellspawn, defending the gold against Soul Reaper.



MISTY CRAWFORD
This one will definitely bring the house down and will be SNW's biggest match up since first opening up a year ago.

BRENDA PRICE
Remember! WrestleStock is sold out! The only way to be apart of it is to call your cable or satellite provider and order it on a PPV basis! For Misty Crawford, I'm Brenda Price. Back to you, Mark and Jason.

Shot switches back to ringside.

Mark Followill: This should be an interesting match as we have the current Von Erich Memorial Champion facing Alex Daniels in a non title match.

Jason Martel: The only reason this isn't a title match is because Johnny knows that if it was, Alex would leave tonight as the champion.[/color]

"Superhero" hits as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks out to the entrance amid enormously loud boos from the crowd.

Monica Deluca: The following match is a Non Title match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!"[/color]

The fans continue to boo loudly as Alex makes his way to the ring. He ignores the insults as he walks down the aisle and slides in the ring as "Superhero" dies down. "Balls to the Wall" hits as Johnny Moxie, wearing the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around his waist, walks out from behind the curtain and pauses after taking a few steps, putting his hands on his hips and looking around at the crowd, who cheers him on.[/color]

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Manhattan, New York and weighing 215 lbs, the current Von Erich Memorial Champion, Johnny Moxie!

Mark Followill: Now tell me, Jason. Does that really look like someone who could lose his belt tonight if it were on the line?

Jason Martel: Well considering that he's going up against Alex Daniels, I'd say yes. Johnny is so lucky his belt is not on the line.

Johnny then starts to walk slowly to the ring, taking the time to slap a few fans' hands and do a bit of trash talking to the camera before reaching the ring and hopping up onto the apron and looking around at the fans again before climbing up a nearby turnbuckle and saying some things to the fans, pointing to himself and nodding to something before hopping down into the ring and doing some last minute stretches via hanging onto the ropes as his music fades.[/color]

JOHNNY MOXIE vs ALEX DANIELS

The ref called for the bell and both men tied up in the middle of the ring. Both men tried to get the early advantage, but neither could, so they broke the tie-up. Alex slapped Johnny, which was answered by Johnny with a right hand and then the fists began to fly from both men. Alex got the better of Johnny after a kick to the gut followed by a knee to the face. Alex poured the offense on hitting Johnny from every direction. Alex pulled off a snap huracanrana and went for the pin but Johnny was able to kick out at 2. Alex continued using his quickness to keep Johnny on the mat and went for numerous pins but couldn't keep Johnny down for the tree count.

Johnny was able to gain the advantage when he turned another huracanrana into a sitout powerbomb. Johnny flew all over the ring taking Alex down with flying head scissors and huracanrana of his own. Johnny hit a missile dropkick from the top rope but only could get a two out of it. Johnny didn't seem to get discouraged even after hitting Alex with Flatliner but still not being able to secure the pin.

The match went back and fourth for 15 minutes until Alex went for the Thunderbolt. But Johnny was able to squirm out and roll Alex up with a school boy for the win to a big pop from the crowd as "Balls to the Wall" blared over the PA.[/color]

WINNER BY PINFALL: JOHNNY MOXIE

Monica Deluca: Here is your winner, Johnny Moxie!

Jason Martel: That was a fast count by the ref!

Mark Followill: The was the same count he had been doing all match![/color]

Johnny celebrated with the fans as Alex argued with the ref about the count.[/color]

SNW PRESENTS THE SPORTYS! LIVE, MARCH 28 AT 7 PM CENTRAL, ONLY ON THE CW NETWORK![/center][/b]

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Well the show's been great so far, and coming up next is Sports Talk where Hellspawn and Soul Reaper will sign the contract for the SNW Texas Championship match.

Jason Martel: As if there isn’t enough bad blood between those that this match could be an end all to the feud.

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“The Nobodies” hits the PA system and Goryokaku steps out in front of the entrance curtain and makes his way down the aisle to thunderous boos. He ignores them and stops at the ring side. He clasps his hands in a prayer, then rolls into the ring. Standing up, he pulls out a microphone from his suit.[/color]

Mark Followill: And there is the 52% owner of SNW. I wonder what he’s out here to do?

Jason Martel: Well if we remember, Emo Kid made the mistake of insulting his mother. This may be the repercussions we’ve been hearing about.

Goryokaku: Now it pains me to do this. It really does. You see, I have to put business out of my mind today because of an insult that was thrown to my dead mother. Now I’m not vindictive. I don’t like to break talent down in punishment, but I have to it seems and in doing so I have to give the thousands of fans what they want; a match that will have blood, tears and sweat. A match that is going to involve three men. That is three men who will fight to settle their differences. You see, Emo Kid, originally you weren’t booked to face Azrael, instead it was going to be Andy Lionheart and Azrael fighting for the chance to rip you apart in as many ways as they could think about but then you opened your mouth a little too much without engaging that brain of yours. Now With WrestleStock being just round the corner, it’s time you learned about what’s going to happen to you, because I’ve booked you in a triple threat with those two men. One Azrael, who now has your little play thing Hannah all to himself and one Andy Lionheart, who just wants to gut you in general.

Goryokaku walks to the ropes and rest against them.

Jason Martel: I wonder what he has in mind for those three.

Mark Followill: By the look in Gory’s eyes, it’s not going to be pretty.

Goryokaku: Emo Kid, you pride yourself on your ability to take pain. You let your ego do the talking as you make believe that you have some relevance to my business. So because you love pain I’m going to give it to you. Andy Lionheart, the "New Wave of Hardcore," you want to build a new reputation as a hardcore icon here in SNW. You want to prove you’re as good if not better then the likes of Terry Funk and Mick Foley. So I had something in mind for you. Azrael, my brother, it seems you just simply thrive off of giving and receiving pain in general. All three of you hardcore men. All three of you wanting to hurt the others. So at WrestleStock, you're going to get your chance in a triple threat match... a Triple Threat, Tacks, Glass and Barbed Wire match!

Jason Martel: My god! Three ways to cut man open!

Mark Followill: WrestleStock will be a crimson flow of blood!

Goryokaku: Now before Sports Talk can commence, let me add one last comment. The main event of WrestleStock, Hellspawn vs Soul Reaper for the Texas Title will not stop until a clear-cut winner is decided. There will be no draws. Also, to stop any interference from any of our talent, no one will be allowed at ringside, except for the referee and the timekeeper and ring announcer. And the commentators will be commentating from up in the press box throughout the whole evening of WrestleStock. Now please, do enjoy the rest of the show. After all, you paid for it.[/color]

As Goryokaku leaves, the camera pans round the audience and standing up in plain sight is Silvus.[/color]

Mark Followill: Is that who I think it is?

Jason Martel: How did he get into the building?![/color]

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[Hollywood]

The Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath are standing in the ring as "Ecstasy Of Gold" plays over the PA. A table with a contract and pen on it is set up in the ring, with a chair on each side of the table. "Ecstasy of Gold" dies down as Gordie brings the mic to his mouth.

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GORDIE
On March 29, 2009, in front of over 100,000 fans inside the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas, two of the biggest names in not only Texas wrestling, but professional wrestling from around the globe, will collide for the richest prize in the entire state of Texas: the SNW Texas Championship. Don't let any hillbilly promoters fool you. The SNW Texas Championship is the ONLY TRUE Texas Championship in professional wrestling. Now let's not wait any longer. First the challenger, Soul Reaper!

"Inside The Fire" booms over the PA, and Soul Reaper emerges from behind the curtain to a deafening pop from the crowd. Clad in his sleeveless hooded robe and with a stone cold look on his face, he walks down to the ring.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
In two weeks, that man has his opportunity to finally win the big one here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
I hate to say it, but he's going to strike out yet again at WrestleStock.

Reaper enters the ring, glares at the Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath, then takes his seat as "Inside The Fire" dies down.[/color]

GORDIE
And presenting his opponent at WrestleStock on March 29... the most dominant Texas Champion in the Texas Championship's ENTIRE history... Hellspawn![/color]

The lights go out inside the Gordietorium as "White Knuckles" blares over the PA. The crowd boos as Hellspawn, bathed in a spotlight, emerges from the curtain wearing his black trench coat and holding his SNW Texas Championship over his left shoulder. The lights slowly come on as Hellspawn enters the ring and takes his seat, and "White Knuckles" dies down.[/color]

GORDIE
Before we proceed with the contract signing, do either of you have anything to say?

HELLSPAWN
Soul Reaper, we've known each other for a long time now. We've faced off against each other numerous times and have teamed up together numerous times. We seem to know each other better than most family members know each other. But in two weeks at WrestleStock, in front of over 100,000 screaming wrestling fans, we will lock horns in the biggest match of our careers. Something's gotta give. The only problem is that I am the most dominant Texas Champion in the entire history of the Texas Championship. More dominant than even past title holders from earlier promotions that had this title. More dominant than the Von Erichs, Action Jackson, Iceman King Parsons. The list goes on. And I don't plan on giving anything.

REAPER
Most dominant Texas Champion?!? You've beaten a grand total of next to nobody to accomplish that. You only won the title in the first place because I allowed it. To add to it, you defended against folks that weren't ready yet... until you got to Silvus. Silvus took you out and so you stayed out for months. Then when you finally decided to come back, it was to make sure that I didn't get that belt because you knew you couldn't beat me to get it. As a matter of fact, you won the title back because Silvus seemed to be less than 100 percent. So to call you the most dominant champion is not only a bit of a stretch, its actually just an outright lie, and come WrestleStock, I will prove to the world that you're STILL beneath me.[/color]

Hellspawn seethes in anger as he listens to Reaper's rant, then loses it as he pushes the table's edge into Reaper, doubling him over. Before Reaper can get up, the Sports Nutz nail him with numerous clubbing blows to the back. Hellspawn walks over to Reaper, picks him up by the throat and chokeslams him through the table as kids in the audience are screaming and the adults are gasping in disbelief.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What's the matter with Hellspawn and the Sports Nutz?! Do they not want a great main event for WrestleStock?!

JASON MARTEL
It pays to have friends in high places, doesn't it, Mark?[/b]

Hellspawn grabs his pen and signs the contract, then jabs the pen into Reaper's head numerous times, causing him to bleed. Hellspawn then wipes up Reaper's blood with his index finger and signs Reaper's name on the contract in blood. Hellspawn stands over Reaper, placing his foot on Reaper's chest and holding the Texas Championship over his head as the crowd boos him out of the building to end the show.[/center]