Saturday Night Onslaught: 6/27/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Super Vader holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Soul Reaper holding up the SNW Texas Championship at WrestleStock.

LIVE FROM THE GORDIETORIUM! DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH, TX!

The Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath are in the ring as "Ecstasy Of Gold" plays over the PA. The crowd is booing them out of the building as Gordie, Craig and George sit down in their movie director-style chairs, microphones in hand. The ring has three more movie director-style chairs for the guests of Sports Talk, the Young Gunz. A pin-striped Alex Rodriguez New York Yankees jersey inside a picture frame is set on a picture stand inside the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome to Saturday Night Onslaught, and we are kicking things off with Sports Talk.

JASON MARTEL
I can't wait to finally hear what they think of Matt Margera.

GORDIE
First of all, before we bring out our guests tonight on Sports Talk, I need to address a very important manner as it concerns the state of SNW. Since the events of 4 Up, I have been doing everything in my power to take back my 100% ownership of the company.

The crowd boos their lungs out, as they can't stand the thought of Gordie owning the company all by himself again.

GORDIE
I have talked to my lawyers, and they are looking into what can be done about this situation. In the meantime, let's bring out our guests at this time. They were trained at the Going Sports Nutz Academy by George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller, and at times can have a bit of an attitude, though I'm sure they mean well. And their manager is a sick, perverted horn dog. Ladies and gentlemen, the Young Gunz and Myke Rhines!

"Hollywood Undead" booms over the PA, and the crowd comes to their feet, booing their lungs out as Myke Rhines leads the way for Vin Sin and Marcus Ryan, the Young Gunz. Marcus and Vin don't ignore the booing fans, yelling at several fans at ringside. Myke, Vin and Marcus enter the ring and take their seats. The crowd begins to boo even more as Vin lifts the microphone to his mouth and speaks.

VIN
Look at all of you people, booing a great owner like Gordon Heath. All this he has done for you, he is the reason that you sorry pathetic worms are sitting your fat asses in those seats right now. You should be on your knees and kissing his feet right now, but he wouldn't want that because he doesn't want your trailer trash, herpes-infested lips on his shoes. You wonder why you people are limited to washing his clothes or cooking his food or working in his garden? It's because you are worth nothing, nothing but cockroaches who need to be stepped on to get out of the way to make more room for superior beings. Like Gordon Heath, like "The 2nd Coming" Marcus Ryan, and like myself. Now that I have made sure these beer-swilling Neanderthals know exactly how I feel about them, let's get on with this shall we?

DUNPORK
Well first things first, Myke and Marcus, how are you two feeling after the attack by the cowardly Matt Margera at 4 Up?

MARCUS
Thank you for your care and concern George, but let's be fair here. That little fly could not even put a dent in this solid Adonis of a man that I indeed am. No little punk will ever be able to do any sort of damage to me.

MYKE
I was not as lucky, or somesuch. I'm currently suffering from a sprained taint, and a bruised labia. I plan on getting my lawyers, Binder and Binder, maybe Jim Adler the Texas Hammer, and I do plan on suing Matt Margera for my physical and emotional distress. Do you know how much it pained me to watch Monster Melons 9 and not be able to grab the gopher and start to pull...

CRAIG
OK! OK! As the good commissioner of this wrestling promotion, I can't allow you to go on discussing such sordid conversation. However, Myke, I do understand the pain you're going through as I had been attacked by Matt Margera as well during the proceedings at 4 Up. I'll stand by your side should any court proceedings...

"Never Gonna Stop" booms over the PA, and the crowd goes wild as Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain with a big smirk on his face. He saunters down to the ring as Gordie, Rhines, the Sports Nutz and Young Gunz all turn their heads and roll their eyes.

JASON MARTEL
Who told this ass clown he could come out here?

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's half owner of the company, Jason, and he could fire you for comments like that.

JASON MARTEL
Oh please.

Matt enters the ring, mic in hand.

CRAIG
Now excuse me, but as the commissioner of SNW, I order you to...

MATT MARGERA
Oh shut up, Fruitcake!

The crowd roars with approval, but Craig does not look very amused.

MATT MARGERA
Marcus, Myke, I'm sure you'd like an explanation for what happened.

VIN SIN
Cut the crap, Matt! We all know you attacked Marcus and Myke because me and Marcus beat the tar out of your precious little play thing, Codi Shane! And you know what, Matt? It felt so good to kick that bitch's face in! That little home wrecker deserved everything that...

Matt rares back and slaps Vin as hard as he can to a huge pop from the crowd. The force of the slap is so hard that Vin falls down out of his movie director-style chair and onto his hands and knees. He jumps up, but Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines, along with Gordie and the Sports Nutz, bolt out of their chairs and hold him back as Matt just stares him down.

JASON MARTEL
This is about to bust wide open!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm surprised they could get this under control.

MATT MARGERA
First off, young man, you watch your mouth when talking about my friends. Second...

GORDIE
Hold that thought for just a second.

Matt tilts his head up and rolls his eyes, going "Whatever."

GORDIE
Vin, when you were talking about Matt attacking Marcus and Myke, I found it quite interesting that Matt didn't attack you, Vin.

VIN
It's good to see someone in this joint is paying attention. You're correct Gordie, he did not. Why not? Because he knows that if he attacked me, he'd end up in the hospital just like his precious little China doll Codi. I'd send him back to the slums and shadows that he somehow found a way to escape and drag his sorry ass back to try and tarnish SNW by acting like a complete and total moron. However, Matt, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Here's the good news: when I was down in Austin, my good pal Gordie and I worked out the specifics of a contract that I had convinced him it was in his best interest to take quite seriously. It was for a match, in two weeks on July 11th. I had an opponent in mind, however we had to wait for him to reveal himself, to show his face and in the same glance his true cowardly colors. Once he did, then the match was set in stone. At No Holds Barred, it will be Matt Margera taking on myself, the "Black Hearted Warrior" Vin Sin. That's the good news. The bad news: You're wrestling me, the single fastest rising star in all of SNW, and one half of the best young tag team in the company. I'm also the person who is going to do the same thing to you that I did to your little whore Codi, and that's make you my bitch.

MATT MARGERA
I told you to watch your mouth, young man. But I'll wait till the 11th when I lace up the boots one more time. Now how about I raise the stakes. You see, while you were ranting like a mad man, Vinnie, I was thinking one step ahead. Since you guys felt it necessary to make this match without my consent as co-owner of SNW, then I guess there won't be any problems with us deciding what kind of match we'll have on No Holds Barred, which by the way will be aired live Saturday night, July 11 on FOX... we'll decide the match by spinning the wheel and making the deal.

Gordie, Rhines, the Sports Nutz and Young Gunz have a little mini-conference.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wonder what these clowns are talking about.

JASON MARTEL
Probably trying to find a way out of Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal. I mean, shouldn't Gordie be able to give his approval for such a stipulation?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hey, Matt never got to give his approval for being booked in a match against the Black Hearted Warrior.

Gordie, Rhines, the Sports Nutz and Young Gunz break out of their little huddle, nodding their heads.

DUNPORK
Alright, we'll spin the wheel and make the deal on No Holds Barred. However, next Saturday night on Guys Night Out at the Lizard Lounge, Vin Sin picks your poison, and you pick Vin Sin's. Vin, go ahead and tell Matt who he'll be facing.

MARCUS RYAN
Actually, allow me. Matt, Vin and I decided that next Saturday night on Guys Night Out, you will face me, the 2nd Coming, and the greatest purebred athlete in all of SNW.

Matt thinks it over, and a smile comes over his face.

MATT MARGERA
Alright. And in return, Vin, you'll get a shot at both the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship and the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. If you pin Soul Reaper, you win the Texas Championship. If you pin Super Vader, you win the Von Erich Memorial Championship. However, don't get too excited. This isn't a triple threat match. This is... a handicap match! Oh, and no tags will be required, as you have to fend off both Soul Reaper and Super Vader at once!

The crowd comes to their feet, cheering Matt for one-upping Vin and stacking the deck against him. Matt leaves the ring with a big grin on his face as Vin just smirks at him, confident in himself that he can overcome this obstacle.

JASON MARTEL
Ha! Matt Margera thinks he's stacked the deck against Vin Sin, but Vin is smiling! He knows he has the abilities to fight off both Super Vader and Soul Reaper.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well if Vin Sin is in the same frame of mind next Saturday night as he was at 4 Up, than we could see the crowning of either a new Von Erich Memorial Champion or new Texas Champion.

Shot switches to a double-screen shot. On the left side of the screen is Chris Angel walking down the hall, and on the right side of the screen is James Jackson carrying his SNW Bad Blood Championship belt over his shoulder, walking down another hall.

MARK FOLLOWILL
After having just won the SNW Bad Blood Championship, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson must defend his newly won belt against "The Dream" Chris Angel. It's no disqualifications, and that match is next!

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[Hollywood]

Daughtry's version of "Wanted: Dead Or Alive" booms over the PA, and the crowd comes to their feet, cheering their lungs out as "The Dream" Chris Angel appears from behind the curtain. He appears all business tonight, as he doesn't even bother to flirt with any of the ladies.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a No Disqualification Match for the SNW Bad Blood Championship! First, born in Dallas, Texas and residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 280 lbs, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel made it all the way to the Cage Of Death at 4 Up, but it was James Jackson that waited till everyone else was down to run and sneak out of the steel cage.

JASON MARTEL
You know, you tried to ride my case when I cried foul during other no disqualification matches, but then you cry foul when James Jackson won a steel cage match within the context of the rules to a cage match. But then again, since James Jackson isn't one of your favorites, then I guess he was cheating.

Angel slides under the ropes, into the ring. He walks over to the furthest corner, climbing to the middle turnbuckle and facing the crowd, beating the left side of his chest with his hand as his music dies down. "Kashmir" hits, and the crowd immediately boos as smoke fills the entrance area and James Jackson, wearing his Bad Blood Championship belt around his waist, appears from behind the curtain. He walks down the aisle, ignoring the boos and catcalls from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 220 lbs, here is the SNW Bad Blad Champion, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

JASON MARTEL
James Jackson, the man bound to the Bad Blood Title thanks to Matt Margera. But James is looking at this as a blessing in disguise, as now he has his sites set on becoming the first ever Grand Slam Champion in SNW if he can win the other three titles available in this company.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Needless to say, James Jackson and Matt Margera are on a collision course, and it's only a matter of time before they finally square off.

BAD BLOOD TITLE
JAMES JACKSON vs CHRIS ANGEL

The Dream brought everything he had against the Modern Day Hero, using any weapon he could find. But Jackson fought Angel off with his sheer technical wrestling ability, turning the tide in his favor with a release tiger suplex. Jackson worked over Angel with a Fujiwara Armbar, but Angel refused to give up. Angel fought back to his feet, nailing Jackson with a DDT onto a chair that he brought into the ring. Angel went for a pinfall, but only got a count of two for his efforts.

The match spilled to the outside, with Angel clotheslining Jackson over the security railing and into the crowd. Angel fought Jackson through the crowd, with Jackson nailing Angel with a northern lights suplex on the floor. The two fought back and forth, with Angel clotheslining Jackson back to the floor over the security railing. Angel continued to pummel away at Jackson on the outside, even choking him with the microphone cord, but Jackson fought out of it with a reverse jawbreaker, then turned around and nailed Angel with a shining wizard before rolling Angel back into the ring. Jackson worked Angel over with an STF, but Angel again refused to give up, but Jackson wouldn't let go. Angel tried reaching for the ropes, but the referee waved it off as this was a No Disqualification Match. Angel tried to hold on, but eventually blacked out, giving Jackson the win as "Kashmir" boomed over the PA, with the crowd booing Jackson out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and still SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a hard fought match up from both men!

JASON MARTEL
But you've got to admit, Fozzywill, that James Jackson's wrestling ability is far superior to everyone's brawling.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it was tonight. But we'll see what happens as Jackson's title defenses get tougher and tougher. Speaking of the champ, he is with our newest correspondent, Bob Sturm.

The camera pans to the aisle, where Bob Sturm is excitedly standing with James Jackson. Jackson is breathing heavily and sweating profusely.

BOB STURM
James, uh congratulations on your uh victory over uh Chris Angel out there. That match brought back to mind Super Bowl 14, and again I'm not uh saying that you're better than Terry Bradshaw, as uh you know he's a champion, but again uh you're a champion as well, and uh I'm not saying you are uh as great a champion as Brett Farve. Heretofore, what uh do you, and again don't think I'm not saying you're a great champion, you're uh just not as great as Farve, but uh how do you see this uh competition stacking up to you?

JAMES JACKSON
What that all has to do with Brett Farve or Terry Bradshaw I have no idea, but let me say this. There is no competition to the Messiah, to the Modern Day Hero, James Jackson. No one is going to take this from me, no matter what. Bring your weapons, bring your blood, and I'll beat you anyway.

BOB STURM
And again, uh I'm not saying Brett Farve will not spur the uh Vikings and come challenge you for your title, but heretofore do uh you uh have any idea, and again I'm not insulting you're skills no matter how un-Farvian they are, who will be uh your uh next opponent?

JAMES JACKSON
It can be Brett Farve, Lynn Dickie, BJ Raji, Greg Jennings, AJ Hawk, it doesn't matter. Unlike the Man of Steel, the Modern Day Hero has no kryptonite. I will face all challengers, and they will all fall before me.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Strong words from James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
But he can back those words up, Fozzywill.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well be that as it may, earlier this week, our cameras caught up with the SNW General Manager, George Dunpork, at his Dunpork's House Of Bacon restaurant, where he worked out the details of the contracts for two new wrestlers coming to SNW, Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca.

RECORDED EARLIER THIS WEEK

Shot opens inside Dunpork's House Of Bacon, where we see George Dunpork, Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca working on their contracts.

DUNPORK
I want to congratulate you two for signing with Sports Nutz Wrestling. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here.

Gavin and Bianca don't have much to say as they just nod their heads and thank Dunpork for their time.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it'll be interesting to see how Gavin and Bianca fare here in SNW, as next Saturday night on Guys Night Out, they take on the Sixth Street Assassins. Up next, Y Kores take on Omerta, Emo Kid and Rick Roll in six person tag action. Just who will the fans pull for?

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[Hollywood]

"Survivalism" plays throughout the arena, and Xander Nova leads Adriana Samu, Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester out to the ring as the crowd cheers them on

MONICA DELUCA
The following six person tag match is set for one fall. First, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova, the team of Adriana Samu, Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester, Y Kores!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Y Kores are looking to get back on track, teaming up for the first time in over a month.

JASON MARTEL
This is the first time in well over a month that Emo Kid, Omerta and Rick Roll have teamed up as well. So no doubt there will be some tag team rust from both sides.

Y Kores slap hands with the fans before they enter the ring. "Survivalism" dies down, and a beating pulse can be heard throughout the PA system as the crowd comes to their feet after they had died down for a moment. Seether's version of "Careless Whisper" hits, and Omerta walks out from behind the curtain, with Emo Kid and Hannah, walking arm in arm, not too far behind him. The crowd cheers them on as they walk down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, accompanied by Hannah, Emo Kid and Omerta!

"Careless Whisper" dies down, and "Bad" by Michael Jackson hits over the PA. Rick Roll, decked out in a red suede jacket and sunglasses, moonwalks out from behind the curtain, spins around and grabs his crotch and screams "OW!" The reaction from the crowd is surprisingly a mixed reaction, and the look of shock comes over Rick's face, as he can't believe that some fans are booing him for coming out dressed like Michael Jackson and using "Bad" as his entrance song.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is something Rick Roll's not used to. While the majority of fans in attendance are cheering him on, there is a very vocal number of fans booing him.

JASON MARTEL
Well can you blame those fans? First off, Rick needs to get with the times, and second, he's paying homage to a child...

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't even go there!

MONICA DELUCA
Their tag team partner, from Brighton Beach, California and weighing 199 lbs, Rick Roll!

Y KORES vs EMO KID, RICK ROLL AND OMERTA

Adriana Samu and Emo Kid put on quite the spotfest at the outset of the match. But Rory Kotch was tagged in and slowed things down with a vicious boot to Emo's face. Omerta would get tagged in and took it to Rory Kotch, working her over until she hit him with a kick to the crotch while Xander Nova distracted referee Mike Croft. Kotch made the tag to Petrina Rochester, who tried to lift Omerta up for a vertical suplex. But that proved to be a very stupid decision as Omerta was much too big for Petrina. Omerta brought Petrina down hard with a T-Bone Suplex, then made the tag to Rick Roll, who was a house of fire, nailing Petrina with a series of dropkicks. Adriana Samu ran in to try to get the upper hand for her team, but was met with an STO from Rick Roll for her efforts. But the tide turned when Rory Kotch ran in, turned Rick Roll around, and nailed him with the SAT Bomb. Finally, after a few minutes of Y Kores working Rick Roll over, chaos abounded with all six competitors duking it out in the ring, due in large part to Omerta breaking up a pin attempt by Adriana Samu. Rick Roll then blasted Samu with a Rick Roll Piledriver out of nowhere, only for Emo to get the pinfall. The referee had lost track of what was going on and made the count in spite of Rick Roll being the legal man, and Rick seemed a bit miffed by what happened as "Careless Whisper" blasted over the PA following Emo's pin over Samu.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, Emo Kid, Omerta and Rick Roll!

JASON MARTEL
Rick Roll doesn't look too happy about Emo Kid getting the pinfall.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emo Kid was just doing the right thing, making the cover as soon as he could when Rick Roll didn't have the energy to make a pinfall attempt right away.

JASON MARTEL
I thought that was pretty selfish of Emo Kid, myself, trying to hog the spotlight like that.

Rick asks Emo what the hell he was doing, and he and Emo are about to get into it until Omerta and Hannah calm them both down. Rick apologizes and shakes Emo's hand, and they share a bro hug. Shot switches to outside the front doors of the Gordietorium as a taxi cab pulls up. Hellspawn steps out of the taxi and slams the door. As he walks off, the driver rolls down the window and yells "Where's my damn tip?!" Hellspawn stops and turns around. He glares at the driver, who panics and peels out, tires screeching and all as he speeds off.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What is Hellspawn doing here?

JASON MARTEL
Probably to pay back Chris Angel, but I guess we'll find out later on, won't we?

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[Hollywood]

"Tell Everyone That You Know" by Kanye West ft. Lil Wayne hits on the PA, as Criss Cassidy emerges from the back. Wearing his trademark red trench coat and hood, he walks to the ring with a chorus of boos trailing him.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at 215 lbs, Criss Cassidy!

Cassidy slides into the ring, and tosses aside his trench coat. Never moving from the center of the ring, he looks around the arena.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A match up here that could be a sleeper show stealer, as the recently returned Criss Cassidy takes on "The Gold Standard" Jack Clinton.

JASON MARTEL
Lemme ask you something Fallenwilly, do you feel blessed right now? Are you feeling the spirit?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, I'm a tad gassy and my clitoris itches. But what the hell are you talking about?

JASON MARTEL
Look in the ring moron, that's the Second Coming right there! Don't you feel blessed?

"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" by White Zombie comes on the PA, and the attention is diverted from Cassidy in the ring to his opponent. Jack Clinton steps out from the back to a chorus of cheers. He looks over the adoring fans, and walks to the ring arms raised.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, making his way to the ring. From Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 355 lbs. Jack Clinton!

Clinton climbs into the ring, enjoying the praise the crowd is lumping upon him like sugar into coffee.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, one man who is most likely not feeling the aura of Cassidy is the man-beast the crowd is cheering right now. Jack Clinton competed in 4 Up, but was beaten out in the Kendo Stick match by his associate Chris Angel. Cassidy also competed in 4 Up, but was also beaten in the Barbed Wire Match by Johnnie Moxie.

JASON MARTEL
He clearly does not understand that when you are a man of God, that no matter how big you are you can not stop divine intervention.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, just knowing Jack Clinton he is going to damn sure try and mis-prove your "grand religious theory".

JASON MARTEL
Don't be hatin', playa.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh good Christ...

Criss Cassidy vs. Jack Clinton
The match started with the crowd solidly on Clinton's side. Cassidy tried to avoid Clinton as he advanced on him. Cassidy tried to surprise him with a quick jaw punch, but Clinton caught his fist before it could make contact. This lead to Clinton controlling the match for the greater first half, including a big boot that sent Cassidy into the corner and set up harsh knife edged chops that sent the crowd into a symmetrical "WOOOOO" when each one was delivered. However, Cassidy was able to sneak in a Pele kick that stunned Clinton for enough time for a roundhouse kick that sent him to his knees. Cassidy controlled the match for a few minutes, but all of a sudden Kid Thunder came through the crowd with a chair and blindsided Cassidy. Daniels then turned to Clinton and smashed him in the head, but that only dropped the large Clinton to his knees so Daniel delivered another shot to the side of his head that fell him. Daniels hit the downed Cassidy a few more times, before Emo Kid ran from the back with a chair of his own. The two men began dueling with their chairs, before Daniels smacked Emo Kid in the stomach with the edge of his chair, forcing Emo Kid to drop the chair and receive a shot to the head from Daniels. Kid Thunder then went over to Clinton and looked ready to tee off on the fallen wrestler when Chris Angel and Katrina began sprinting down to the ring to provide backup for their comrade. Daniels bailed out of the ring and made his way to the back. Emo Kid and Criss Cassidy were recovering outside the ring and helped to the back, while Angel and Katrina were trying to get Clinton's awareness back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What an absolute mess! Folks, lemme tell you what referee Danny Travers has relayed to me. Due to Alex Daniels' hitting of both competitors, this match has been called a no contest.

JASON MARTEL
This is all Soul Reaper and Matt Margera's fault. That abortion of justice at 4 Up that allowed Reaper to retain his Texas Title. Now it sent Daniels over the edge, and he took out his frustrations on these competitors.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is not Soul Reaper or Matt Margera's fault at all. This is Kid Thunder being a pissed off sore loser and costing two competitors the chance at having a great match by pushing his own personal agenda that he believes SNW management is screwing him.

JASON MARTEL
Right, that's what I just said. It's all Soul Reaper and Matt Margera's fault.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I think I'd have more luck talking to Ed McMahon on commentary than you right now, he's at least more intelligent than you are.

JASON MARTEL
...that's Mark Followill everyone. He's a rouge, loose cannon broadcaster.

"White Knuckles" hits, and the crowd boos as Hellspawn, sans his trench coat as he's ready to fight, appears from behind the curtain, microphone in hand.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What's Hellspawn doing out here?

JASON MARTEL
Maybe he wants to obliterate everyone.

HELLSPAWN
Wench... I refuse to call you Katrina... SNW is not big enough for both of us. So before you get a chance to go back crying to Matt Margera, begging him to come back to you, how about you and me, one on one, and the loser leaves SNW!

The crowd cheers in approval as Chris Angel and Jack Clinton try to talk Katrina out of it. However, Kat insists that she takes on Hellspawn. She then turns her attention to Hellspawn and waves him to come down to the ring.

HELLSPAWN
Very good. There's only one thing I ask, and that is Chris Angel and Jack Clinton be barred from ringside.

The crowd boos as Angel and Clinton throw their hands up, but they agree to Hellspawn's demands, getting out of the ring as Hellspawn makes his way down the aisle. Angel and Clinton pass by Hellspawn, who just smirks at them. Before they can get a shot in, SNW officials come out and keep them separated, leading Angel and Clinton to the back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We've got an impromptu match up here!

JASON MARTEL
And the loser will leave SNW!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hellspawn takes on Katrina when we come back!

SNW NO HOLDS BARRED! IN ARCADES NOW!

[Hollywood]

KATRINA vs HELLSPAWN

Back from the commercial break, and Hellspawn was working Katrina over with an STF. However, she was able to make it to the ropes to break the hold. But Hellspawn continued to dominate her until he whipped her into the corner, and she used her momentum to jump up onto the top turnbuckle. She immediately sprung off the top turnbuckle and knocked Hellspawn down to one knee with the Whisper In The Wind. Katrina nailed Hellspawn with a dropkick to the face, and was able to finally get him down with a Shining Wizard. But it was not enough to get the three count. Hellspawn came back, again working over Katrina. Hellspawn whipped Katrina into the ropes and attempted a clothesline, but Katrina ducked underneath it. Hellspawn turned around and Katrina kicked him in the gut, followed by a Twist Of Fate to end the match to a loud roar from the crowd as "Run To You" blasted over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Katrina!

JASON MARTEL
What?! No! This isn't right! Katrina must have used some sort of foreign object!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Are you crazy?! She nailed Hellspawn with the Twist Of Fate, fair and square!

Katrina gets out of the ring and is embraced by Angel and Clinton as Hellspawn finally comes to. Katrina blows a kiss to Hellspawn, then slaps her ass to tell Hellspawn to kiss her ass to a loud pop from the crowd. Angel, Clinton and Katrina walk off as Hellspawn struggles to his feet. The fans begin singing a song that Hellspawn obviously hates right about now.

NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOOD BYE!

Hellspawn kicks at the ropes, angered by what has just happened as the camera shot switches to the backstage hallway. Rick Roll is walking down the hall as it appears he's on his way back to his locker room. Cyanide ambushes him from behind, working him over with forearm shots to the back of the neck. Cyanide knocks Rick Roll out with the Last Breath on the floor. Soul Reaper runs, pulling Cyanide from Rick Roll before he can do more damage as SNW officials rush down to check on Rick. Emo Kid, Omerta and Hannah rush down to check on Rick as well.

SOUL REAPER
What the hell is your problem?!

Cyanide doesn't say a word as he looks over at Reaper, glaring at him.

SOUL REAPER
I don't know what's gotten into you, but you've got to cut this crap out. I'm all for maiming someone, when it's in the context of a match or if they've tried to take you out. But last I checked, you didn't have a match against Rick Roll, and he didn't do anything to you to warrant such an attack!

CYANIDE
Don't be ridiculous! This was supposed to be a night dedicated to the fallen Misawa, and that clown decides to make this night a sham by dedicating it to that pedo...

Before Cyanide can finish his sentence, Omerta lunges up off the floor and tackles Cyanide, and the two exchange punches as Soul Reaper, Emo Kid and SNW officials try to pull them apart. The show fades to commercial.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Bob Sturm is standing by to interview Katrina, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton.

BOB STURM
Alright, uh, I'm here with, um, Katrina, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton. I watched that match with Hellspawn, and while Hellspawn was certainly no Claude Lemieux, Katrina, I still have to congratulate you on a hard fought win. It wasn't better than, uh, Brett Favre winning a Super Bowl, but uh, then again, what is?

KATRINA
Huh?

CHRIS ANGEL
Yeah, could you speak some English, please, Bob?

BOB STURM
Speak English? I speak perfectly good English!

JACK CLINTON
Look, we've had a pretty hectic night tonight. Could you go ahead and let us go our way?

BOB STURM
But I'm contractually obligated to continue this interview with you.

KATRINA
Fire away, but please try to ask normal questions.

BOB STURM
Alright, uh... Kat, don't you think that Brett Favre will go down as a greater quarterback than Troy Aikman?

Angered by Bob's question, Katrina slaps him hard in the face. Angel and Clinton laugh rather hard as they walk off with Kat. Sturm is indignant as he holds his face from the sting of the slap.

BOB STURM
I hope you effin' die, you effin' moron!

Shot goes back to ringside as "Out of my Way" by Seether hits. Cody Pugh emerges from the back to roaring boos from the crowd. Pugh, drinking from his beer bottle, walked lumbering down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Union, West Virginia. Weighing in at 315 lbs, "The Bull" Cody Pugh!

Pugh angrily climbs in the ring, and storms around drinking his bottle while staring at the fans.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is a match of two people who failed horribly at 4 Up. Cody Pugh completely humiliated himself in the Tables Match, getting eliminated by his three opponents. Nick Scott also failed in his pursuit of the Von Erich Memorial title when he was also the first one eliminated in HIS match.

JASON MARTEL
This is a match of redemption for both guys, and that my friend is one angry Bull in the ring. He is looking to rip someone in half.

"The Game" by Drowning Pool hits, and Nick Scott, accompanied Anthony Spiccoli, comes from the back and begins to make his way to the ring. Trademark towel in place, he slowly walks while being trailed by Spiccoli.

MONICA DELUCA
And making his way to the ring, from Cincinnati, Ohio. Weighing in at 230 lbs. Being accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli and representing Chapter Six, "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott!

Scott climbs in the ring, and poses on the turnbuckles while Spiccoli skips around on the outside of the ring showing his pride in Scott.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Early last week, there were grumblings that Chapter Six was not happy with Nick Scott after his failure to beat out Destruction Crew big man Super Vader for the Von Erich Memorial title. Scott has a chance here to possibly get back in their good graces.

JASON MARTEL
I don't see that happening tonight, that is one angry redneck in that ring Mark. Scott just better hope he comes out alive.

"The Bull" Cody Pugh vs. "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott
This match was short, and if you were Cody Pugh it was not sweet. Nick Scott was on top of Pugh early, as Scott was able to use his quickness to outwit Pugh as he acted like a drugged up bear. The end came when Spiccoli got up on the apron and distracted the referee, and the rest of Chapter Six ran through the crowd. They grabbed a table from under the ring, and Mike and Marcus Williams rolled Pugh out of the ring and power bombed him through a table. He was rolled back into the ring, where Scott made the cover and the referee counted to three.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, Nick Scott picks up the win in a somewhat controversial fashion. One thing that is not disputed at all is that Chapter Six is not happy, and Cody Pugh obviously felt that here.

JASON MARTEL
What a sham of a match! They put him through a table, how did the referee not see that!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Not sure, maybe Spiccoli has really deep eyes and the referee was attracted to that and was completely oblivious to that.

JASON MARTEL
Why must you always make everything gay Followill?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don't make everything gay.

JASON MARTEL
Well speaking of gay... not that there's anything wrong with that... Brenda Price is backstage with the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Alley Ratz.

Shot switches to the inside of the Alley Ratz locker room, which has been furnished with a plasma screen TV and Xbox 360, as well as an air hockey table, and the old WWF hockey tabletop game. Eddy and Twitch are playing the air hockey game, and at one point, Eddy hits the puck so hard that it goes sailing off the air hockey table, forcing Brenda Price to duck down.

EDDY
Sorry!

BRENDA PRICE
It's OK... I think.

TWITCH
Well what can we do ya for? I mean, 4:20 was several hours ago.

BRENDA PRICE
Um, actually, I was wanting to get your thoughts on the increasingly tough tag team division here in SNW now that you're the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions?

TWITCH
Oh, gotcha. Well, SINner's Law and Destruction Crew will get it on tonight.

EDDY
And of course, I'm sure TNT wants another crack at these belts. So any time they want a shot, all they have to do is invoke their rematch clause, and we'll be more than happy to oblige.

BRENDA PRICE
Care to make a prediction as to who you think will win tonight's contest between Revolution X and Death Sentence?

EDDY
Ah, c'mon now! You know we can't go against the Reaper Man!

TWITCH
The Revolution X won't be able to control what the Death Sentence do to them! It's crazy man!

BRENDA PRICE
Well, thanks for the time... I think.

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[Hollywood]

"Numb" by Linkin Park hits, as SINner's Law makes their way to the ring accompanied by their manager Doomsday. The crowd ramps up their booing as they walk shoulder to shoulder on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first,at a combined weight of 515 lbs., accompanied by Doomsday. Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum, SINner's Law!

Doomsday commands his team, as they enter the ring on separate sides on the ring and pose apart from each other to the boos of the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A team that was projected to be on the rise here in SNW but has stalled out as of late. Their last match was against The Young Gunz didn't end well, and with no matches at 4 Up they are looking to gain some momentum.

JASON MARTEL
Why must you point out the negative in this great developing team Mark? They are such a powerful team, they just have had some bad luck recently.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not pointing out the negative Jason, I'm just pointing out the truth. Not my fault they haven't won lately.

JASON MARTEL
It could be, it wouldn't shock me that you would be Pete Rose'ing SNW. I've seen your paycheck.

"One Bourbon, One Scotch,One Beer" by George Thorogood hits over the PA, and the crowd cheers as Mike Hanson and Killer Kong begin to go down to the ring. Not moving swiftly due to their size, they walk to the ring with a slow pace.

MONICA DELUCA
Making their way to the ring, representing the Destruction Crew. Weighing in at a combined weight of 770 lbs., Killer Kong and Mike "Beastman" Hanson and Killer Kong!

SINner's Law clears the ring as Kong and Hanson get into the ring. They go to pose on the turnbuckles, and the ring shakes as their large weight coupled with the ovation of the appreciative crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Killer Kong and Mike Hanson are two members of a group that right now is quite happy, as Super Vader brought the Von Erich Memorial Title to them, and vanquishing Nick Scott of Chapter Six to get there. Now, they try to build even more momentum as they take on SINner's Law.

JASON MARTEL
What a pair of fat asses. They have no business stepping in a wrestling ring. SINner's Law should have no problem taking them down. They are superior athletes, and that always overcomes obesity.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You really shouldn't be making such statement about two guys who combined weigh more than you and your entire family combined, and who could eat you and not blink an eye.

JASON MARTEL
You'd love for big guys to eat you wouldn't you Mark?

SINner's Law vs. Killer Kong and Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Kong and Strife started out, with the team of Kong and Hanson getting the advantage early. Kong landed a belly to belly suplex, and followed it with a bear hug to drain the life out of Strife. A quick tag to Hanson brought in the smaller of the tandem, but the tide turned as Strife was able to hit a quick DDT on Hanson. Strife was able to keep up on top of Hanson for awhile, keeping him away from his corner and isolating him in the SINner's Law corner of the ring. He tagged out to Malum, who was able to land a couple clotheslines and a spine buster. Doomsday climbed on the apron, distracting the referee as Malum went to hit Hanson with a chair. However, Hanson missed the chair, and threw it out of the ring. Hanson took control as he hit two fallaway slams on Malum and Strife. He then hit a heart punch on Doomsday, getting him off the apron. Hanson tagged out to Kong, and the match ended when Hanson kept Strife out of the ring while Kong hit the Kong Splash on Malum for the win.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Killer Kong and Mike Hanson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The tough sledding for SINner's Law continues as they lose here to Killer Kong and Mike Hanson.

JASON MARTEL
Did you see how they cheated? SINner's Law should have won that match by disqualification!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What match did you just watch? SINner's Law tried to distract the referee and use a chair, and you are saying they should have WON by disqualification?

JASON MARTEL
Yes, look what Hanson did to Doomsday, that has to be illegal!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Did you not read up on the definition of disqualification after 4 Up? You had this same problem in Austin, are you just retarded?

JASON MARTEL
Wouldn't you like to know Followill.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside Gordon Heath's office where Misty Crawford is standing by with Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller. As always, Craig is clad in his suit and Tom Landry-esque fadora hat.

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MISTY CRAWFORD
Misty Crawford, here along with SNW Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller. And Mr. Mueller, I understand there was a closed door meeting earlier inside Gordon Heath's office. What can you tell us about what was discussed in the meeting?

CRAIG MUELLER
As much as we didn't want him in the office, we had to allow co-owner Matt Margera into the office as we were discussing SNW matters. And as you know, the SNW bi-laws clearly state that both co-owners must agree to any decision made by administration before it can be carried out. Now, as much cursing and swearing that went on behind those doors, I am thankful to say that we were able to make some great decisions that I believe the fans will enjoy. First off, next Saturday night on Guys Night Out from the Lizard Lounge in Dallas, Texas, there will be a Fatal 4 Way match, first fall to a finish. The Fatal 4 Way will feature four wrestlers worthy of a shot at the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, and those four wrestlers are "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Emo Kid, "The Gold Standard" Jack Clinton, and "The Second Coming" Criss Cassidy. The winner of the Fatal 4 Way will challenge Soul Reaper for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship on a prime time national television special, No Holds Barred, which will air on FOX July 11.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Needless to say, that is major news concerning SNW. But I understand that wasn't the only decision made concerning Guys Night Out.

CRAIG MUELLER
That's right, as there will be an all you can eat buffet contest pitting Killer Kong against the Mauler, as well as a dance off between Myke Rhines and that trollop, Stephanie Kelley. Also, the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles will be up for grabs as TNT will have a chance to regain the titles against the Alley Ratz. That is all for now.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Alright, thank you for your time, Commissioner. Mark and Jason, back to you.

Shot goes back to ringside as "An Open Letter To NYC" hits the PA system. The fans boo as Kayden Christopher and Johnny Moxie appear from behind the curtain. They saunter down to the ring, hammering out a last minute gameplan.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall. First, the team of Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher, Revolution X!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A huge opportunity for Revolution X, and as the Alley Ratz pointed out earlier in the night, they actually aren't undefeated.

JASON MARTEL
Leave it to the Alley Ratz to try to bring Revolution X's spirits down.

Upon reaching the ring, Kayden slides into the ring while Moxie climbs onto the apron and leaps over the top rope to get into the ring. He bows to the fans briefly with a wide smirk on his face before walking around the the ring for a few moments, rejoining Kayden in their corner. The fans come to their feet as "Indestructible" blasts over the PA. Green lights flash throughout the Gordietorium, and smoke fills the entrance area. Cyanide appears from behind the curtain first, walking down to the ring with no emotion whatsoever. He's not even slapping hands with the fans. He has taped both wrists with the word "MISAWA" written in black permanent marker on the wrist tape. Soul Reaper, wearing his Texas Championship around his waist, follows Cyanide, and he's not in a much better mood after what Cyanide did earlier tonight.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, the team of Cyanide and the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Soul Reaper!

JASON MARTEL
I don't know what's gotten into Cyanide lately, but I've gotta admit, I like it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why am I not surprised.

DEATH SENTENCE vs REVOLUTION X[/u]

Everyone is in the ring, and it's Moxie starting things off with Cyanide. Moxie mouths off to Cyanide, which turns out to be a huge mistake as Cyanide nails Moxie flush in the jaw with a vicious forearm shot, sending Moxie down to the mat as he holds his jaw. Moxie crawls up to his hands and knees, but before he can pick himself up, Cyanide blasts him with a running knee to the head. Cyanide then mounts Moxie, punching away at him with rights and lefts until Kayden Christopher runs in and breaks it up with a Shining Wizard to Cyanide's head.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kayden Christopher may have just saved the match for his team right there.

JASON MARTEL
I'm telling you, I'm digging this new vicious side to Cyanide.

Both men shake things off and make it back to their feet. Cyanide charges toward Moxie, but Moxie takes Cyanide down with a Japaneses Arm Drag. Cyanide back up, and Moxie brings him down with a side headlock takedown. Moxie wrenches back on the side headlock, but Cyanide rolls him up. ONE... TWO... Moxie's able to bring himself back down, holding onto the side headlock. Cyanide with another roll up. ONE... TWO... Again, only a two count. Cyanide fights his way back up, but Moxie turns around, holding onto the front facelock, and hooks Cyanide's arm over his head, lifting him up and bringing him down with a vertical suplex.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Just like that, Johnny Moxie shifts the momentum over for his team. And now he tags in Kayden Christopher.

JASON MARTEL
Cyanide may want to think about tagging out here pretty quick.

Christopher picks Cyanide up and brings him right back down with a T-Bone Side Suplex. But Cyanide lands close to his corner, and Soul Reaper reaches down to make a blind tag. Reaper charges at Christopher, who attempts a clothesline, but Reaper ducks underneath and stops behind Christopher. Christopher turns around, and Reaper knocks him down with a rather hard clothesline, with Reaper falling down with Christopher due to the momentum of the hard clothesline, but Reaper lands on his knees. Reaper immediately goes to lock a Dragon Sleeper on Christopher, but Christopher is able to make it to the ropes, forcing Reaper to break the hold. Reaper picks Christopher up and whips him into the ropes. Reaper is ready to go for a clothesline, but Christopher holds onto the ropes. Reaper charges after Christopher, but Christopher ducks down and throws Reaper up and over his shoulder. But Reaper lands on the ring apron. Christopher turns around, only for Reaper to hit him in the gut with a shoulder thrust, followed up by a sunset flip. ONE... TWO... Moxie breaks up the pin with a hard dropkick to Reaper's face. Christopher gets back to his feet and picks Reaper up, and brings him down with a snap suplex. But Christopher holds on as he gets up, bringing Reaper up with him, and delivers another snap suplex, followed by a third snap suplex, and ending the sequence with four snap suplexes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kayden Christopher with a cover! ONE... TWO... And somehow, Soul Reaper kicks out after Kayden Christopher had hit him with four snap suplexes with massive quantums of authority.

JASON MARTEL
If Revolution X keeps this up on Soul Reaper, then Emo Kid, Alex Daniels, Jack Clinton and Criss Cassidy could be wrestling for a vacant Texas Championship.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't think too far ahead, Jason. This is Soul Reaper we're talking about. Not some spare like Cody Pugh or Chris Vallely.[/color]

Christopher makes the tag to Moxie, who stays on the ring apron as Christopher whips Reaper into the ropes. Christopher picks Reaper up and brings him down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but holds Reaper across his knees as Moxie jumps up and slingshots himself over the ropes, nailing a picture perfect leg drop across Reaper's throat, knocking him down off Christopher's knee and folding him(Reaper) up like an occordion. Moxie picks Reaper up, underhooks his arms and slams Reaper down with a double underhook suplex. Moxie goes to follow up with an elbow drop, but Reaper rolls out of the way. Moxie winces, holding his elbow as Reaper picks himself up. Reaper goes to pick up Moxie and brings him down with a gutwrench suplex, then makes the tag to Cyanide. Reaper and Cyanide pick Moxie up and hit him with a Double Thrust Kick, followed up by a Double Northern Lights Suplex. Cyanide goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Moxie kicks out. Cyanide doesn't give Moxie a chance to get up as he locks him in the Eastern Stretch. Referee Rick Maynard asks Moxie if he wants to give up, but Moxie refuses. Christopher runs in and breaks up the hold. Cyanide goes after Christopher, only to get rolled up into a School Boy Pin by Moxie. ONE... TWO... Cyanide kicks out. Cyanide gets back to his feet, but so does Moxie, and he brings Cyanide down with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Moxie makes the tag to Christopher.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kayden Christopher and Johnny Moxie catch Cyanide with a flurry of kicks, and now a Double Enziguri!

JASON MARTEL
Cyanide in big trouble right now.

Christopher picks Cyanide up by the waist, throws him up and over with an Overhead German Suplex, causing Cyanide to land facefirst onto the mat. Christopher gets cocky, outstretching his arms and taunting the fans as they boo him out of the building. Unbeknown to Christopher, Cyanide is back to his feet. Christopher turns around and gets blasted with an STO from Cyanide out of nowhere. Cyanide gets back up, bows his head in prayer, backs up into the ropes and drops down with an Oriental Knee Drop to Christopher's head. Cyanide quickly follows up with a Shining Elbow Drop, then makes a tag to Soul Reaper. Cyanide whips Christopher into the corner and follows in with a Handspring Back Elbow. Cyanide follows up by whipping Christopher out of the corner and into Reaper, who brings Christopher down with a vicious Heart Stopper Spinebuster.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Rising Sun from Death Sentence!

JASON MARTEL
Kayden Christopher is in big trouble right now and needs to make a tag to Johnny Moxie, or else Revolution X will suffer their second loss.

Reaper picks Christopher up and hits him with a hard forearm shot, sending Christopher sitting down into the corner. Reaper runs over to the other side of the ring, and sprints back over and nails Christopher with the Face Wash. Reaper picks Christopher up, but Christopher counters with a jawbreaker, staggering Reaper and turning him around. Christopher grabs Reaper with a Full Nelson, and brings him down with a Full Nelson Russian Leg Sweep. Christopher makes the tag in to Moxie, who somersaults over the rope and nails Reaper with a senton from the apron. Moxie picks Reaper up and whips him into the corner, but Reaper catches himself and hops onto the middle turnbuckle, then springs off the middle turnbuckle, twisting himself around and attempts a crossbody block, but Moxie ducks down and Reaper falls down onto the canvas facefirst and rolls over onto his back. Moxie meanwhile makes the tag to Christopher, who jumps up off the apron, and springboards off the top rope and nails Reaper with a springboard leg drop.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper is in big trouble right now.

JASON MARTEL
If Revolution X can get a pinfall or submission over Reaper, either one of them could be in line for a shot at the Texas Championship.

Christopher and Moxie both get cocky and taunt the ringside fans. They pick Reaper up, but he nails them both with a Double Soul Stealer DDT to a big pop from the crowd! Reaper gets back up, and Cyanide slaps him on the back of his shoulder, making a blind tag out of nowhere. Reaper is bewildered, and referee Rick Maynard has to tell him to get back to the corner. Cyanide picks Moxie up and dumps him to the outside as Christopher struggles to his feet. Cyanide then picks Christopher up and nails him with the Last Breath, followed by a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Indestructible" booms over the PA as the crowd goes wild.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners, Cyanide and the SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper, Death Sentence!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper looks a bit miffed about Cyanide's actions, which seemed a bit selfish.

JASON MARTEL
Selfish?! Cyanide was actually doing what was best for the team. He saw that Reaper was struggling and tagged himself in to win the match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well there's definitely more to this than meets the eye. For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill saying stay hard, keep jammin', and we'll see ya, because like Al Green, we gotta get on out of here.

The show ends with Cyanide ignoring Reaper and going to the back as Reaper tries to figure out what's going on inside Cyanide's head.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Noticed there was a continuity error in the Alley Ratz promo. Fixed it.