Saturday Night Onslaught: 7/25/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Super Vader holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Soul Reaper holding up the SNW Texas Championship at WrestleStock.



LIVE FROM THE GORDIETORIUM! DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH, TX!

"Hellraiser" is blasting over the loud speakers as Kayden Christopher is walking down to the ring, talking trash to the ringside fans who are booing and taunting him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome, everyone, to Saturday Night Onslaught! I'm Mark Followill, along with Jason Martel, and we're not wasting anytime as we're kicking the show off with the Race to the Championship Scramble, where the winner will get the first crack at the SNW Texas Championship, currently held by our special guest commentator, Soul Reaper!

SOUL REAPER
Thats right, I had to see this first hand. Its bad enough these guys have to have such a demanding match just to get a shot at my title, but I guarantee that the winner and the following line up of losers will enjoy this match a lot more than actually having to face me.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is the Race to the Championship Scramble match. First, from Greenwich Village, New York and weighing 205 lbs, "The Savior of the Suplex" Kayden Christopher!

JASON MARTEL
It's been a few weeks since we've seen Kayden Christopher in an SNW ring, but he has been tearing it up at other regional wrestling shows, and I see him as a possible dark horse to win this thing.

SOUL REAPER
Luck always plays a factor one way or another and once upon a time I was in this kids shoes. But just because you can tear through some regional ranks doesn't always mean you're ready for the big time when it really matters.

"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Jack Clinton, clad in his ring attire and white vest, makes his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From Beverly Hills, California and weighing 355 lbs, Jack Clinton!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton is slated as a favorite to win this match.

JASON MARTEL
That's if he doesn't explode first.

SOUL REAPER
Just once, I'd like to see you do something other than run your flabby little lips, Martel. The fact of the matter is, Jack Clinton is one of those guys that can mop the floor with your ass when he's focused and he's been more focused these past few weeks than I've seen him. These guys better not take him as lightly as you do... douchebag.

Clinton enters the ring and takes off his vest. "Superhero" hits, and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels appears from behind the curtain, clad in his emerald green ring attire, emerald green vest and headband, amid loud boos from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kid Thunder is like the dog that returns to his vomit, wouldn't you say, Soul Reaper?

SOUL REAPER
He can call himself the gold standard all day long, but the fact remains, he's got the big goose egg when he's been up against me. Hell I hope he wins again just so I can further humiliate the little bastard.

Kid Thunder slides into the ring as his music dies down.

"Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man says If I live I will kill you.
If I die you are forgiven.
Such as the rule of honor."

"Omerta" by Lamb Of God hits as strobe lights flicker and smoke fills the room. Omerta, looking very intimidating, comes out to a nice pop wearing denim shorts and a sleeveless Lamb Of God T-shirt.

MONICA DELUCA
From Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 lbs, Omerta!

JASON MARTEL
I'd like to know how this seven foot oaf was allowed to compete in this match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
From what I understand, Emo Kid was originally slated to be in this match but suffered a minor shoulder sprain that will only keep him out of action for another week or so.

JASON MARTEL
So they just drew Omerta's name out of a hat?

SOUL REAPER
Are you jealous? Would you have the balls to say that to his face? It doesn't matter how he got into the match, the only thing that matters is that he's in there and he's a guy that can do a lot of damage.

The lights come back to normal as "Psycho Man" booms over the PA. The crowd loudly boos in disapproval as Vin Sin, clad in a long black robe, and a black headpiece that covers all but his eyes, makes his way to the ring, practically ignoring the booing fans. Myke Rhines follows behind him. Rhines sees a ringside fan with a Dallas Cowboys baseball cap on, and he proceeds to slap the cap off the fan. Irate, the fan has to be restrained by his fans as he curses Rhines out. Rhines just chuckles at the fan as he continues his jaunt down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And accompanied by Myke Rhines, from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing 215 lbs, "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vin Sin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You know you're public enemy number one when you get booed by your hometown crowd.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure Vin Sin has disowned the Town of the Cow by now.

SOUL REAPER
Support or not, the guys got a lot of strong words, but the problem is backing up your mouth. Not to discount his skill of course, and with that distraction Myke Rhines out there he may have a better chance than most people would think. Speaking of Myke Rhines, he's been screwing around on mine and his Twitter lately, lets see if his boy holds up... oh and catch me on Twitter just search reapersdojo.

Race To The Championship Scramble
Vin Sin vs Jack Clinton vs Alex Daniels vs Omerta vs Kayden Christopher

Saturday Night Onslaught kicked off with a bang as this match was a virtual free for all. All five men hit each other with a flurry of offensive maneuvers that caused just about the whole audience to fall down from dizzy spells. Kid Thunder slammed Kayden Christopher down with a Sambo Suplex and seemed to have him pinned, but Kayden was able to kick out at two and three quarters. Kid Thunder got up, only to turn around and get taken down with a martial arts kick by Omerta, but that wasn't quite enough to put Kid Thunder away. Omerta then turned his attention to Vin Sin, taking down with a Dangerous DDT, but Kayden Christopher caught Omerta with a Springboard Superkick off the middle rope before Omerta could attempt a pinfall. Kayden then went to pin Vin, but Myke Rhines pulled Kayden off by his feet. Kayden got up and turned his attention around to Rhines, grabbing him by the head. But before Kayden could strike Rhines, Vin Sin turned him around and brought him down to the canvas, locking him in the Muerte. Meanwhile, Kid Thunder was catching a breather on the outside after being knocked out to the floor by a big boot from Omerta. Right after Kayden tapped out to Vin Sin, Jack Clinton nailed Omerta with the Final Destruction and pinned him for the three count.

With Kayden and Omerta now eliminated, Jack Clinton and Vin Sin put their differences aside to go after Kid Thunder. Kid Thunder was back to his feet and saw that he was cornered. Clinton and Vin Sin ran to the outside, but Kid Thunder slid back into the ring just as quickly. Vin was the first one back in, with Kid Thunder taking him down with a snap huracanrana. Clinton was back in the ring, with Kid Thunder hitting him with a flurry of martial arts kicks, then finally taking him down with a spinning heel kick. Kid Thunder held his own for the next five minutes until Vin Sin put him away with the Fatal Sin for the 1-2-3.

It was now down to Jack Clinton and Vin Sin. Vin attempted an open hand slap to Clinton's chest, but it had no effect as Clinton dared him to try again. Vin tried again several times, only to get taken down by a vicious clothesline from Clinton. Clinton then continued to work Vin over, even stomping a mudhole in him in the corner. Myke Rhines would again become a factor, jumping onto the apron right as Clinton was about to nail Vin with the Three Story Hell Ride. But Clinton let go of Vin and ran towards Myke Rhines, knocking him off the apron and to the floor with a big boot. Vin Sin recovered and was back to his feet as Clinton turned around. Vin went for a Windmill Kick, but Clinton ducked and Vin knocked out referee Danny Travers by mistake.

Vin and Clinton took advantage of the referee being knocked out, as they threw the rulebook out and hit each other with everything they could get their hands on. Clinton would choke Vin with the microphone cable, only for Vin to bust Clinton wide open as he swung a steel chair up and backward into Clinton's forehead, forcing him to release Vin from his grip. Vin rolled Clinton back into the ring and was about to hit him with the chair again until referee Mike Croft ran into the ring and took the chair away from Vin, telling him he was the replacement ref in charge. As the match continued, Danny Travers began to stir back to consciousness. Vin mustered all the strength he had and picked Clinton up by the waist and brought him down with a German Suplex pin. Both Mike Croft and Danny Travers made a three count, with Mike Croft seeing Vin Sin with his shoulders down, and Danny Travers seeing Clinton with his shoulders down. The bell rang and "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" blasted over the PA as referee Mike Croft raising Jack Clinton's hand in victory. Vin Sin got up and was incensed with Croft, pushing him back as Danny Travers raised Vin's hand in victory, with Clinton's music fading down and "Psycho Man" blaring over the PA.

JASON MARTEL
Just what the hell is going on here?

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's apparent that referee Mike Croft saw Vin Sin with his shoulders down and declared Jack Clinton the victor, but referee Danny Travers saw Jack Clinton with his shoulders down and is declaring Vin Sin the victor.

JASON MARTEL
Well if you ask me, referee Danny Travers was the referee of record, so only his decision should stand.

SOUL REAPER
I'll tell ya, that match could have gone either way, and apparently it did. So whats the deal here? I have to defend my title against somebody and I don't really care which one it is, it would just be nice to know before those idiot Sports Nutz make these guys fight all over again.

"Ecstasy Of Gold" hits, and the crowd boos their lungs out as Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller walks out from behind the curtain, clad in his usual three piece suit and Tom Landry-esque fedora hat. Inside the ring, things have gotten heated with the refs as Danny Travers shoves Mike Croft, only for Mike Croft to level him with a stiff forearm to a big pop. The crowd cheers even louder as Mike Croft and Danny Travers roll around and brawl on the canvas, with Jack Clinton and Vin Sin laughing at the proceedings. SNW officials run down and separate the two refs as Craig Mueller shakes his head.

CRAIG MUELLER
First off, you two have embarrassed referees all around the world worse than Tim Donaghy embarrassed the NBA. Second, it seems that we cannot decide a true winner since both shoulders were pinned to the mat. However, we have promised the fans of Sports Nutz Wrestling a Texas Heavyweight Championship Match at Summer Bash, and that is what they will get. The champion, Soul Reaper, will defend the title in a Three Way Dance against both Vin Sin and Jack Clinton, with the match not ending until two wrestlers are either pinned or made to submit. There will be no disqualifications, and no count outs. Good luck, men!

MARK FOLLOWILL
How about that?! The fans getting double their moneys worth!

JASON MARTEL
Screw the fans! It should be Vin Sin getting the shot all to himself!

SOUL REAPER
Interesting, that moron actually did something right for a change. I'm not worried, hell bring em both on and I'll be sure to send both of them home crying. Maybe with two competitors I'll actually have a challenge on my hands for once.

MARK FOLLOWILL
On the other side of the break, I'm getting word that our correspondent in the back Bob Sturm will be interviewing now one of the two #1 contenders for the Texas Title Vin Sin.

Shot cuts to the backstage area, where we can see Katrina warming up for her match. She takes a break to wipe her forehead with a towel then goes back to her work out. The camera slowly moves away and we can see a man in the shadow of a door watching Katrina. He turns around and walks away.

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[Hollywood]

The camera opens in the back as we see Bob Sturm standing in front of the SNW banner, microphone in hand.

BOB STURM
I'm waiting on the uh, arrival of uh Vin Sin. He just became uh along with uh Jack Clinton the #1 contender for the uh, and again I'm not saying he's any better than Jack Clinton, who uh also uh will get his uh Texas Title uh match at the uh Summer Bash. Heretofor, I'm not saying that uh, if Brett Farve was uh in the uh match and made the uh match a fatal four uh way, that uh he wouldn't uh win, because Farve would uh definitely and again I'm not saying that Green Bay uh won't finish 4-12 this year, I'm just uh saying uh...

All of a sudden Sturm is interrupted by a super kick to the chin. He drops like a sack of potatoes, microphone flying off-screen. In a rush Vin Sin runs into the scene, and pounces on Bob Sturm. Mounting him and landing punches to his head, he causes Sturm to bleed and cover his face in a crimson mask. Obviously angry, Vin brings up Sturm, and hits him with the Fatal Sin, face first into the concrete. Vin throws Sturm out of the shot, and goes and retrieves the microphone. With a very angry look on his face, he begins to speak.

VIN SIN
If you think I am happy about what just happened, I can assure you that you are very seriously mistaken. This was supposed to be my match, my time to claim what is mine. Yet, the actions of two incompetent zebras are separating me from what is mine, a one on one title match. Well, I won't let this stand. We were promised changed by our current President and he has failed, so I will deliver change to SNW starting next week. However, I'll key you in on some of that change right here. Folks, I hope you enjoyed seeing this person, because next week will be the last time you ever see Vin Sin in a wrestling ring.

Vin throws the microphone down, and walks off camera angrily.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Did he just say what I think he said? Well, next week I guess we will find out what Vin means by his actions and his statements tonight.

"Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins hits, and Gavin Tyler, escorted by Bianca De Luca, comes out from the back to the boos of the crowd. Walking down the isle, Gavin and Bianca glare at the fans who are jeering, and Gavin runs at a fan who tries to get handsy with Bianca.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for pin fall. Already in the ring, from Mobile, Alabama. Weighing in at 209 lbs., Eric Reynolds! Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois. Accompanied to the ring by Bianca De Luca, weighing in at 185 lbs., Gavin Tyler!

Tyler gets on the ropes, and leans back very Jericho-esque. With De Luca in tow, Tyler gets in the ring and heads to his corner. He stares at Reynolds, who while bigger obviously looks intimidated as De Luca hugs on Tyler before the match begins.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Gavin Tyler had quite the impressive debut, and now he gets another test in Eric Reynolds. Can the young up-start from Chicago make it two in a row?

JASON MARTEL
Please, are you kidding me Followill? Tyler is going to mangle this kid, just like that guy last week mangled the commentary. Seriously, where the Hell were you? I can't believe I'd actually say this, but I missed having you here.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, if you must know I was on vacation in Italy. However, it is nice to see you missed me. Do I really mean that much to you Jason?

JASON MARTEL
Why must you make everything gay Mark? I'm just trying to convey that I'm happy to work with a competent broadcaster, and you're ready to bend over and assume the position.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I hardly think that's appropriate language to use, especially since my wife is at home watching sir.

JASON MARTEL
So you're used to doing that then eh Marky?

Gavin Tyler w/ Bianca De Luca vs. Eric Reynolds.

The match started with Tyler aggressively slapping Reynolds across the chest. While Reynolds reeled from that, Tyler kept up the chops, more and more until Reynolds' chest was bright red and was backed up against the corner. Tyler backed up, spun and hit a discus clothesline on Reynolds in the corner. Reynolds staggered out of the corner, but then Tyler grabbed his head and hit him with a bulldog that drove him to the mat. Tyler picked him up, and locked in a full nelson, then hit a full nelson suplex on Reynolds. Not wanting to relent, as Reynolds coughed and tried to struggle to his feet, Tyler bounced off the ropes and hit a Spear which sent Reynolds back into the corner. The crowd booed as they believed Tyler was using excessive force and overly-beating the kid. A couple of fans tried reaching out to touch Bianca, but she quickly moved away with a disgusted look on her face. In the ring, Tyler hit a running big boot on Reynolds, then engaged him and hit a twisting brain buster suplex that laid Reynolds flat out on the mat. Tyler climbed the turnbuckles and balanced himself on the top rope, and hit the Chi-Town Imploder with great force. Tyler pinned Reynolds for the academic three count.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Gavin Tyler!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Another dominating victory for Gavin Tyler, as he left no doubt that he is a force to be reckoned with here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Like I told you before Mark, Tyler is the real deal. He just proved it again tonight, what more do you want from the young man? Want him to do an Irish jig and sing the Scandinavian national anthem?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing him mixing in a win against someone who has a win themselves in SNW. He's beaten two people who have never collected a win before.

JASON MARTEL
He's won more matches than you have Mark, so I don't see why you should be complaining or judging him at all. Why don't you climb in the ring and beat him if you think he is so unworthy?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well that's not my job, it's to sit out here and commentate, and somehow take the abuse from a pinheaded partner without descending into perpetual alcoholism. But I'm burying the lead, Eric Reynolds wins in a short but sweet match.

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome back to Saturday Night Onslaught. Yesterday morning, a press conference was held where Matt Margera named the #1 contender to the SNW Bad Blood Championship. Needless to say, one man in particular was not very happy. Let's go to yesterday morning's footage right now.

We go to footage filmed mid Friday morning, in the large press briefing room of the Gordietorium in downtown Fort Worth, Texas. Reporters and photographers have gathered in rows of chairs in front of two tables where Johnny Moxie and Criss Cassidy sit on the left side of a podium, and Mike Rutherford, Cyanide, and Rick Roll sit on the other. We see Chris Angel, Bad Blood title belt on his shoulder, standing about 10 feet behind the podium with Katrina on one side and Jack Clinton on the other. The press is buzzing, but falls somewhat mute as Bob Sturm comes up to the podium.

BOB STURM
Hello, and I uh thank for uh attending this press conference this uh morning. And again, let me uh remind you exactly what this uh press conference is uh for. After uh this here uh press conference, you will uh know who will face uh Chris Angel at uh Summer Bash for his uh Bad Blood Title. Now, we do have a sixth uh contender, however uh he's at home in uh Mississippi trying to uh decide whether to uh play uh football for the ViQueens or not. And again, I'm not uh saying that he uh can't win the Bad Blood Title, because he uh can even if he had to uh, and again...well anyway. Heretofore, I'm going to uh turn over this uh particular section, if you will, of the press conference to the uh reigning Bad Blood Champion, uh Chris Angel.

Flash bulbs and sighs of relief wash over both the crowd of reporters and the five contenders as Chris Angel, closely flanked by Katrina and Clinton, steps up to the microphone to speak.

CHRIS ANGEL
Well, I'll do my best here not to bore you to death like the speaker before me. I'd just like to say that no matter which of these guys becomes my opponent for Summer Bash, all five...

We here a voice with a Wisconsin heavy accent off stage yell "SIX!"

CHRIS ANGEL
contenders are worthy of challenging me. SNW has done really well in choosing quality wrestlers to be possible #1 contenders. So to all of you, and especially the one who ends up challenging me, good luck and I'll see you at Summer Bash.

Angel, Katrina, and Clinton begin to file out in front of the podium while the photographers flash their cameras and reporters try to squeeze in questions for the exiting wrestlers. Sturm steps back up the to the podium.

BOB STURM
And again, uh I'll have to ask the uh reporters to uh re-frain from asking uh questions until the uh press conference is uh over. Now, to make the uh announcement that uh Brett Favre will be uh named the uh #1 contender for the uh Bad Blood Title, here is uh the Ted Thompson of the uh Sports Nutz Wrestling, heretofore will be called the uh half owner of the uh federation, Matt uh Margera.

Sturm steps back again, and more flash bulbs go off as Matt Margera comes from the side entrance to the podium. All of a sudden Sturm pulls a "Favre=Next Bad Blood Champion" sign out from behind the curtain and waves it in the air. Margera sees this, rips up the sign, then grabs Sturm by his bald head with one hand, throws open the side entrance, and throws Sturm out. He then clears his throat and steps to the podium.

MATT MARGERA
Now that I got that fool out of here, let's get down to brass tacks ladies and gentlemen. Up here with me, I have five high quality contenders for the Bad Blood Title. Johnny Moxie, Criss Cassidy, Mike Rutherford, Cyanide, and Rick Roll, any of these gentlemen would make a fine match for Chris Angel on August 29th. However, after consulting with my fellow owner and analyzing recent events, I am here to announce that the #1 contender for the Bad Blood Title on August 29th at Summer Bash...

As Margera says this, Rick Roll has a smile on his face as he begins to stand up and walk to the podium to accept the contender-ship.

MATT MARGERA
is Cyanide. Thank you to the press for coming, I hope you have a pleasant day and will continue to show interest in SNW. Thank you again for coming.

Cyanide nods and walks out the door right behind Margera stiff-arming the media. Rick Roll, however has a look of shock on his face. The media converges on Rutherford, Cassidy, and Moxie with comments. However, Rick Roll is causing quite a disturbance, flipping over the podium and storming around like a wild man. The reporters for the most part continue to ignore him, however a couple of reporters go and ask him his thoughts. His shouting is more than loud enough to hear.

RICK ROLL
What Matt Margera did was bogus, BOGUS! I should be the contender for that title, not Cyanide! I would have won that title, Cyanide won't! This is an injustice!

Rick Roll continues to vent and act angry while the wrestlers and reporters eventually file out and end the press conference.

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[Hollywood]

"Cyanide" by Metallica hits, and the crowd has a mixed re-action as Cyanide makes his way from the back. Not looking at all at the crowd, he walks to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from San Jose, California. Weighing in at 225 lbs., Cyanide!

Cyanide jumps on the apron and climbs in the ring. He runs and jumps on the turnbuckle, but does not pose. Instead with an empty look in his eyes he looks out over the crowd and then gets down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, this match is a grudge match dating back to No Holds Barred a couple weeks ago. Cyanide was attacked by Rick Roll, and subsequently lost his chance at becoming the #1 contender for the Von Erich Memorial Title. So, tonight Cyanide gets his chance at revenge against Rick Roll.

JASON MARTEL
Rick Roll was just trying to get himself notice, get himself an opportunity. What better way to make a name for yourself than attack a former Von Erich Memorial champion? He didn't just attack some guy in the next cubicle over Mark.

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley comes on, and Rick Roll comes out from the back with a scowl on his face. He runs to the ring, not acknowledging any of the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Brighton Beach, California. Weighing in at 199 lbs, Rick Roll!

Hopping on the apron, Rick Rolls stares down his opponent Cyanide. He gets in, and instead of posing he just stands in his corner focused on Cyanide.

MARK FOLLOWILL
As you mentioned earlier Jason, Rick Roll has shown his evil streak, and earlier we saw that emerge again during the press conference earlier that saw Cyanide named the #1 contender to the Bad Blood title. Quite frankly, his actions were out of line in my opinion.

JASON MARTEL
Out of line, what are you smoking? Rick Roll dominated Cyanide, taking him out of that match on No Holds Barred, and he gets passed over for the guy he abused? How does that make any sense at all?

MARK FOLLOWILL
You can't just get a title shot by assaulting someone at random, you've got to earn it in the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Well you just hide and watch, Rick Roll can and will do that right here when he beats Cyanide.

Cyanide vs. Rick Roll

Cyanide took the early advantage early, landing stiff kicks to the chest and legs of Rick Roll. He eventually back Rick Roll into a corner, where he delivered hard chop after hard chop to Rick Roll's chest causing the crowd to go WOOOOOOOOOO and turning Roll's chest the color of raw hamburger meat. Cyanide backs up and hits a running knee into the corner, following it up with a STO to the mat. A quick two count was garnered by Cyanide. Cyanide brought Rick Roll to his feet, but Rick Roll hit a quick toe hold, and for the next couple of minutes controlled the match. Hitting several uppercuts, he also subjected Cyanide to several uppercuts, as well as a top rope drop kick and clothesline. While down, Rick Roll locked in a Boston Crab that kept Cyanide down for a short time, but was able to get to the ropes to force a break in the hold. The end of the match came when Rick Roll brought up Cyanide and went for the Rick Roll Piledriver, however Cyanide was able to duck out of it and quickly reversed it into Pure Poison which got Cyanide the quick three count after he hooked Rick Roll's leg.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Cyanide!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well Rick Roll looked like he had the match won, but he wasn't able to snap off the Rick Roll Piledriver quick enough. Cyanide was able to bail, and nail Pure Poison to pick up the win.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure Cyanide thinks that Misawa is happy with him, when in reality Misawa is dead and has no feeling. Such a waste of time.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Are you listening to yourself talk Martel? Not only are you insulting the dead, you are insulting someone that Cyanide considers a father figure. Do you have no shame sir?

JASON MARTEL
All I know is that instead of that spare Cyanide, Rick Roll should have gotten that shot at the Bad Blood title. What a miscarriage of justice by SNW management.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You've used that phrase quite a bit lately. Well, all I know is that Cyanide proved himself tonight by beating Rick Roll. This could be the start of momentum building to his title match.

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[Hollywood]

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits, and the boo birds come out again as Marcus and Mike, the Williams Brothers, are out of the back accompanied by their manager Anthony Spiccoli. As they walk down the ring, their opponents in the ring begin to worry and discuss frantically what they are going to do.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, hailing from Southlake, Texas. Weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Captain Anus and Major Posterior, Bottoms Up! Making their way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at a combined weight of 595 lbs., representing Chapter Six and being accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli, Marcus and Mike, the Williams Brothers!

Mike and Marcus take to opposite turnbuckles as their manager outside the ring encourages the fans to cheer but they rebuke him with boos. The Brothers climb in the ring, and wait for the bell to the ring on their match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, Chapter Six is well represented, as the Williams Brothers get a chance at Bottoms Up, and judging by the looks of the duo Williams, there's no one Anus and Posterior can get to take the fall or win them this match Jason.

JASON MARTEL
I have to say, that is a very odd statement coming from you Mark. I'm honestly shocked by what you just said.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Something in my head tells me I will regret this, but what the Hell. Why are you shocked by that statement?

JASON MARTEL
Because it's Captain Anus and Major Posterior, it's men ass! I figured this would be your favorite team in the world! Plus, they suck and they can't win, and they are both douches. So they might be your wrestling soul-mates Mark. Maybe you could be their manager, this is a dream come true.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wow, just wow. I don't even know what to say, I wish I could just take off the headphones and just go home. This is really too much for me.

JASON MARTEL
Oh come on Mark, don't be hating because I'm telling you the truth. Just embrace it and enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with it. I don't care, I think it's funny.

The Williams Brothers w/Anthony Spiccoli vs. Bottoms Up

Mark Followill's alleged favorite team did not last long in this match, as the Williams Brothers were in full control throughout the duration of this match. Marcus and Major Posterior started out the match, and Marcus quickly dominated with a clothesline sending Posterior to the ground. Marcus picked him up, and slung him violently into the corner. A running big boot to the corner sent Posterior out of the corner and into the arm of Mike on the ropes sending Posterior back on his back on the mat. Marcus dropped an elbow on Posterior, before tagging in Mike. Mike came in, picked Posterior up, and hit a running power slam. Instead of going for the pin, Mike picked up Posterior and locked in a Cobra Clutch. When it looked like Posterior was done, Mike lifted him up and hit a slam across his knee. Mike dragged Posterior over to the ropes, where a quivering Anus stood fearing the wrath of the two angry Brothers. Mike grabbed Posterior's hand, and forcefully hit Anus on the arm, which constituted a tag. Mike then picked Posterior up, and press slammed him over his head out of the ring onto the floor on the outside. Anus was then grabbed and thrown over the ropes into the ring. Mike called for Marcus to get in the ring, and they both picked up Anus, and put him in the double crucifix position. They then slammed Anus with the H Bomb. Mike pinned the downed Anus for the three count and the easy win.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wow, there's no doubt there. Both Anus and Posterior got pounded pretty hard by those two lads, I don't know if they will be able to walk tomorrow morning after getting hit that hard. The Williams Brother really stretched those two to the limits.

JASON MARTEL
Do you need a tissue Mark? I know your two favorite men just got knocked around in the ring, and I'm just here to tell you if you need me to cry on I'm right here for you buddy.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good god, why don't you call yourself Sergeant Rump and go join Bottoms Up. By the sound of your words you are really beginning to sound like a man who likes to be in that position.

JASON MARTEL
Says the man who just crammed as many Anus and Posterior jokes as he could fit into his commentary. Judge not lest he be judged.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't start quoting the Bible. Criss Cassidy might come out here and if you think I'm long winded...so the Williams Brothers get the win after severely punishing Anus and Posterior tonight.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage, where Katrina is waiting for someone when a man in a robe walks past Katrina. A small portion of his face can be seen only showing a sadistic grin. He carries on down the corridor bumping into Jack Clinton, who makes a quick apology before walking over to Katrina. He stops for a second, scratching his head, then turns back to look down the corridor. The camera follows him but the robed man is gone. He shrugs his shoulders then continues on towards Katrina as the shot switches to ringside. "You Better Pray" hits as Xander Nova leads Y Kores out to a nice pop from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
The following six person tag team matchup is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Xander Nova, the team of "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rochester, and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, Y Kores!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Y Kores finally get their hands on Marcus Ryan, but I'm sure they'd love to get their hands on Vin Sin as well, as he had just as much to do with their beef with the Young Gunz.

JASON MARTEL
Well as we saw earlier, Vin Sin was kind of tied up with trying to become the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. And another thing, Y Kores must be music idiots because there ARE great all female rock bands out there such as Drain STH and The Donnas, but that would mean that Y Kores would have to actually go out there and look to find good music instead of listening to whatever the music industry tells them to listen to.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jason Martel's rant brought to you by beer and cookies.

The lights inside the Gordietorium go out as "Numb" hits. The fans can't help but boo as smoke fills the entranceway, and Doomsday leads Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum down to the ring amid green, red and yellow lighting amongst the darkness of the Gordietorium.

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MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, accompanied by Doomsday, the team of Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum, SINner's Law!

MARK FOLLOWILL
SINner's Law is looking to finally establish themselves here in SNW after getting off to a somewhat rocky start.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, even the greats have their off nights. SINner's Law will get back on track starting tonight, especially given the fact that their partner is Marcus Ryan.

The lights come back on as ironically enough, "Lights Out" blares over the loudspeakers. The fans boos get even louder as Marcus Ryan, decked out in a black Tapout T-shirt and black leg-length tights with a teal design.

MONICA DELUCA
Their partner, from Seattle, Washington and weighing 235 lbs, "The 2nd Coming" Marcus Ryan!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm sure Criss Cassidy isn't thrilled with Marcus stealing his nickname.

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan spells "2nd" different from how Criss Cassidy spells "Second," so no harm no foul.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Myke Rhines, we should mention, conspicuous by his absence.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, thanks to that reckless neanderthal, Jack Clinton. That big oaf should be fined and suspended for beating up a defenseless manager!

Marcus jawjacks with the fans at ringside as they hurl insults and obscene language his way.

Marcus Ryan and SINner's Law vs Y Kores

Y Kores started the match off hot and furious, with Samu nailing Marcus Ryan with an Enziguri, Rory Kotch nailing Xalar Malum with a clothesline and Petrina Rochester hitting Linkin Strife with a dropkick. Y Kores continued to work over the team of Marcus Ryan and SINner's Law until they got knocked all three of them out of the ring. Doomsday huddled Marcus, Xalar and Linkin over to regroup. But they didn't look up in time to see Adriana Samu and Petrina Rochester running towards Rory Kotch, who launched both Samu and Rochester with Japanese arm drags, sending the two ladies flipping over the top rope and crashing onto Marcus, Doomsday, Xalar and Linkin. Samu and Rochester got back up with the help of Xander Nova and got back into the ring, and eventually referee Rick Maynard was able to get things back under control. The tide turned in the favor of Marcus Ryan and SINner's Law when Doomsday tripped up Rochester as she was running the ropes while Linkin Strife was down. Strife, Malum and Ryan worked Rochester over, cutting the ring off in half and preventing her from being able to make a tag. After a few minutes, she got things going in her favor with a Bottlecap DDT on Marcus Ryan. Xalar Malum ran in, but Rochester hit him with a variety of boxing jabs and kickboxing-style kicks, knocking him down with an atomic drop. Linkin Strife ran in, only for Rochester to stun him with a stiff forearm shot. She then grabbed the front of his trunks, happened to look down and giggled, then snapped his trunks, hitting him with the People Pleaser. She looked over at Samu and Rory and noted to them how "small" he was, according to her, before making a tag to Samu. The tag didn't matter though as it was practically a free-for-all inside the ring, with all six competitors brawling in the ring. The end came when Samu whipped Ryan into the corner, then followed up with an attempted Stinger Splash in the corner, but Ryan got out of the was as Samu crashed into the corner. She turned around, holding her chest, but before she could get out of the corner, Ryan smashed her face in with a running big boot in the corner, the Ryan Xpress, followed by the 1-2-3. The fans boo as "Lights Out" blares over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, SINner's Law and Marcus Ryan!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A wild ass finish to a wild ass match.

JASON MARTEL
And it's safe to say that the Young Gunz proved that they were indeed superior to Y Kores.

MARK FOLLOWILL
How can we say that when Vin Sin didn't have anything to do with this match?

JASON MARTEL
How about the fact that Vin Sin was put into the Race to the Championship Scramble match earlier this evening and Y Kores weren't even considered for any title shots, and the fact that Marcus Ryan pinned Adriana Samu in the middle of the ring.

Marcus Ryan and SINner's Law laugh at Y Kores and the ringside fans while Rochester, Kotch and Nova check on Samu inside the ring.

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome back to Saturday Night Onslaught, and before we take you to our main event, let's send it backstage, where Brenda Price is standing by with some news regarding Summer Bash.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Brenda Price is standing by.

BRENDA PRICE
Thank you, Mark. I have received word that after the events of No Holds Barred, and after James Jackson attacked Matt Margera's nephew, it has been agreed upon by Matt Margera and Gordon Heath that competing in the War Games will be Matt Margera and the Destruction Crew, taking on James Jackson and Chapter Six. That's not the only news concerning Summer Bash, however. Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller has ruled that the winner of tonight's Von Erich Memorial Title match will take on Emo Kid at Summer Bash for the Von Erich Memorial Title. As you know, Emo Kid suffered a mild shoulder strain on No Holds Barred two weeks ago, but he is expected to be cleared to wrestle before Summer Bash. That said, it's possible that Super Vader could fight twice in one night. The commissioner then said that he would work throughout the weekend to make more matches for Summer Bash, and to expect those matches to be announced on SNW.com. Mark and Jason, back to you.

Shot goes back to ringside. Katrina emerges from the curtain to a huge pop as "Run To You" hits. Chris Angel, holding the SNW Bad Blood Championship over his shoulder, walks with her down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is our main event for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship! First, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs, Katrina!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It goes without saying, but this has got to be one of the biggest matches in Katrina's career.

JASON MARTEL
It certainly is, but what I want to know is number one, who's that guy who's stalking Katrina, and why on earth is Chris Angel being allowed to walk out here with Katrina? He doesn't have a manager's license.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Did the producers not tell you in your headset that Chris Angel was coming out here for guest commentary?

JASON MARTEL
What?! You mean I have to carry two losers now?!

Katrina slaps hands with the fans on her way to the ring. Once she gets close to ringside, she kisses the cheek of one lucky male at ring side. Angel laughs as the male fan blushes before walking over to the commentator's table, sitting down and putting on his headset.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel, it is a pleasure to have you here with us, though I'm not sure Jason Martel is looking forward to you being here.

CHRIS ANGEL
Oh is that so?

JASON MARTEL
Well you're not a broadcast journalist for one.

CHRIS ANGEL
Neither are you.

JASON MARTEL
I beg your pardon!

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits, and the crowd continues to cheer as Super Vader appears from behind the curtain with the SNW Von Erich Memorial belt over his shoulder.

MONICA DELUCA
Her opponent, from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing 450 lbs, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

JASON MARTEL
Chris Angel, even you have to agree that Katrina is clearly outmatched here.

CHRIS ANGEL
Did you not wrestle with Katrina in another organization a couple years ago?

JASON MARTEL
Why does that matter?

CHRIS ANGEL
Because you of all people should know that Katrina has beaten men much bigger and tougher than Super Vader.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh, burn Jason, burn.

JASON MARTEL
I'll burn your ass in a minute.

Super Vader slowly wanders out, grunting and screaming at the fans as they cheer him on. As he walks down to the ring, Super Vader makes the "Vader" symbol with his hands, and various ringside fans make the "Vader" hand gesture as well. Super Vader enters the ring and hands the belt to referee Rick Maynard, who holds the belt up in the air, then hands it to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship
Super Vader(c) vs Katrina

Super Vader immediately runs to clothesline Katrina, but she ducks the clothesline. Super Vader turns around, and Katrina nails him with a dropkick to the chest, but it only staggers the big man. She hits another dropkick, but again it only staggers Super Vader. Katrina attempts one more dropkick, but Super Vader is ready for her this time as he sidesteps her, causing her to fall on her face, followed up by a big elbow drop to the back.

JASON MARTEL
I can't stand the fatass, but I sure would love to see Katrina get squashed like a grape.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader not wasting any time to putting the hurt on Katrina.

CHRIS ANGEL
C'mon, Kat!

Super Vader picks Katrina up and places her on his shoulders. He runs and slams Kat hard down with a running powerslam. ONE... TWO... Kat gets the shoulder up. Super Vader picks Kat up and whips her into the corner. He backs up, then charges in for an Avalanche, but Kat gets out of the way as Super Vader crashes into the corner and staggers back. Kat follows up with a Ghetto Blaster(jumping back brain kick) to the back of Super Vader's head, knocking him down on all fours. Kat runs and rebounds off the ropes and nails Super Vader in the face with a front dropkick to his face, knocking him down. Kat goes for a cover.

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... Whoa! What power by Super Vader as he military presses Katrina off of his chest!

JASON MARTEL
I'm telling you, Super Vader is just too strong and too powerful for Katrina.

CHRIS ANGEL
We'll just see about that.

JASON MARTEL
Why don't you just shut up and leave the commentary to the professionals.

CHRIS ANGEL
Much like how you retired from wrestling at such a young age and left wrestling to the professionals?

Kat runs and jumps onto the top turnbuckle, springboards off the top and goes for the Whisper in the Wind. But Super Vader catches her and brings her down with a shoulderbreaker. Super Vader again goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Kat kicks out. Super Vader gets back to his feet and doesn't give Kat a chance to get up as he immediately nails her with a standing leg drop. Super Vader then picks Kat up and brings her back down with a gutwrench suplex. He drags Kat to the corner, laying her in position as he goes to the middle turnbuckle, his back to Kat. Super Vader does the "Vader" hand gesture and bellows like a buffalo, bounces on the ropes three times and goes for the Vader Splash, but Kat rolls out the way just in time as Super Vader clutches to his stomach and grimaces in pain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader getting back to his feet, but Katrina takes him right back down with a running bulldog.

CHRIS ANGEL
She's got him!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO...

JASON MARTEL
No, she doesn't have him. His feet were too close to the ropes.

Before Super Vader can get up, Kat grabs him by the head and bangs his head into the canvas several times in succession, and goes to pin him again. ONE... TWO... Again, Super Vader puts his foot on the ropes to stop the count. Kat tries to pick Super Vader up, but he headbutts her in the midsection. He picks himself up and whips Kat into the ropes. Kat rebounds off the ropes and Super Vader takes her down with a Samoan Drop. Super Vader sits back for the pin. ONE... TWO... Kat gets the shoulder up. Super Vader shakes his head and glares at the ref, but proceeds to pick Kat up for a powerslam. However, he holds her up and walks around for a bit, then slams her down with the stalling powerslam. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kat somehow gets the shoulder up. Super Vader picks Katrina up and brings her down with a back suplex.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader is going to the second turnbuckle again, but this time is facing Katrina.

CHRIS ANGEL
Get up, Kat!

JASON MARTEL
Mile High Splash! Oh no!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Katrina gets out of the way just in the nick of time!

Both Super Vader and Katrina are down and seem to be out, so referee Rick Maynard begins the ten count. He makes it up to seven, and Super Vader is the first to sit up to break the count. Super Vader picks himself up and goes to pick Kat up, bringing her down with a side belly to belly suplex. Super Vader goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kat gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters, and Super Vader is trying to figure out where she's getting the strength to be able to keep fighting. Kat tries to pick herself up as Super Vader stomps on her. She slowly gets up as Super Vader measures her, then goes to run to the ropes. Super Vader rebounds off the ropes just as Kat picks herself up. Super Vader knocks her right back down with the Rocky Mountain Lariat to the back of her neck.

JASON MARTEL
That has to be it.

CHRIS ANGEL
It can't be it. I know Katrina can get out of this.

JASON MARTEL
Don't kid yourself, Chris.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader rolls Katrina over and covers her. ONE... TWO... How does Katrina get the strength to get the shoulder up?!

Super Vader is in shock as Katrina was able to get her shoulder up. He goes to pick her up, but she nails him with the Twist of Fate out of nowhere to a big pop from the crowd! Katrina uses the energy she has left to make the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd jumps to their feet and roars in approval as "Run To You" blasts over the PA and the referee hands the belt to a tired Katrina.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and new SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina!

JASON MARTEL
What a damn fluke! And how must Matt Margera and the rest of the Destruction Crew feel, knowing that one of their teammates in the War Games match at Summer Bash just lost to a girl!

CHRIS ANGEL
Oh shut your trap, Jason! Guys, I'm going into the ring to celebrate!

Jack Clinton runs down to the ring, clad in street clothes, as Chris Angel slides into the ring, and they both help Katrina up. Angel and Clinton go to help Super Vader up as well, but he shoves them away and he has a scowl on his face as Katrina's music dies down.

JASON MARTEL
C'mon, Super Vader! Deck them! Knock their stinking teeth in!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Stop it, Jason!

Katrina, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel stand back, anticipating Super Vader's next move as he gets up. Super Vader hesitates as the crowd cheers both Katrina and Super Vader for a great match. Super Vader then nods his head and shakes Katrina's hand, then gets out of the ring and walks to the back as the crowd applauds to deafening levels.

JASON MARTEL
Now that just makes me sick! I thought Super Vader was a nasty son of an unnamed gun.

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's just showing Katrina respect, and I'm sure that Katrina will give Super Vader a rematch should she retain the title at Summer Bash... What the hell?

The lights cut out, plunging the Gordietorium into darkness, and the mini SportsTron above the entrance curtain flickers into life with an eerie green glow. An image fades into sight of a house all on its own. It has a garden that expands pretty far out and a single path that sort of curves up the yard like a snake moving through sand. The camera starts to move forward and then the screen flickers and blacks out. Some words slowly come into sight.

Betrayal, can never be forgotten.

The screen flickers again and kicks back into a room with a light on. A young boy about 3 years old can be seen playing quietly with a new toy, a smile on his face as though he had been waiting for this for a couple of months now. Camera cuts to inside the ring, as Katrina's jaws drop in shock and fear.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh don't tell me!

JASON MARTEL
This is even creeping me out, Fozzywill.

VOICE
Damien... let me tell you a story. It’s an interesting one that has a good moral to end it like all stories should.

DAMIEN
Okay.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is too much. Stop the video now!

Kat's mouth quivers in fear as Angel holds her close to him. Clinton shakes his head as anger consumes his face. Shot goes back to the video. Damien moves over towards the camera and sits down on someone’s lap whose face you can’t make out.

VOICE
There was this man. He had ambition and a will to grow. He wanted to take everything he could and to do so, he gathered some friends he could trust above everyone else and he trained them. He taught them how to think and act on their own. He gave them the blessing of his wisdom and showed them the true meaning of life. Now this man wasn’t a good man by no means, but he was good to those he took under his wing and he trusted them to do everything they could to make his and now their dreams come true.

DAMIEN
Good man.

VOICE
I guess he was then. Such a bright boy you are, Damien. Anyway he trusted his friends and he granted them more and more power to achieve more and more of what they wanted. But there’s an age old saying, boy, and remember this well. Power can corrupt, and absolute power can corrupt absolutely. Now perhaps he had given them too much power too quickly because of his trusting nature, or maybe they had always planned this from the start. But those close friends, those the man trusted most of all turned on him. They betrayed him and left him because it no longer suited their own personal needs at that moment. Now the man should've listened to his gut feeling there and then, but he couldn’t hate those he trusted, those he had spent years cultivating. So when they came crawling back to him asking for his help, he did what any teacher would do for their former pupils. He took them back in and once again trained them to achieve their goals.

DAMIEN
Foolish.

The voice laughs and a hand can be seen ruffling Damien’s hair.

VOICE
You're right, the man was foolish. He should have known then that they had betrayed him once already. What was to stop them betraying him again? But he ignored his natural instincts anyway and he helped them climb to the top. He made them a team that was feared and respected at the same time, and he showed them once again why he was the teacher and they were simply the pupils. He showed them all this and they all lapped it up like little puppies who had been lost and thirsty, finally getting that drink that would quench their thirst finally. Now the pupils learned the need to stay with their teacher and to not break that fragile trust they were slowly rebuilding once again, but it seems that this wasn’t destined to last as one of the pupils, the teache'rs favorite and most trusted pupil, once again felt disillusioned, believing the teacher to be wrong, to not be looking out for them and decided to break away once again to betray him in the most dishonorable fashion they could imagine and they broke that bond once and for all. Now the pupil felt they were safe for the teacher disappeared and stayed away. The pupil gathered friends around them and lived what they thought was a happy life.

DAMIEN
Nasty person.

VOICE
Indeed, Damien, very nasty. The pupil was gaining some success bouncing off the rewards of turning on her teacher in a hope to gain more of the spotlight, but then disaster struck. You see, the lamp went out and the pupil was plunged into darkness. Those that they had gathered around them were suddenly isolated from the pupil, unable to help in anyway. It was then the pupils found themselves facing the one person they hoped not to bump into, their former teacher. The pupils, thinking they were better, tried to fight off the teacher. But it was here they learned the fatal error of their ways. You see the teacher had taught the pupil everything the pupil knew. But you see the pupil had realized that the teacher hadn’t taught him everything the teacher knew, so the outcome was to the point the teacher beat the life out of the pupil to remove the chance of the pupil ever betraying them again.

DAMIEN
Servers...

VOICE
Yes it does. Now let’s get you back to bed before your mommy wakes up, shall we?

The camera fades out and flickers once again. More words come up onto the screen.

Never Betray your Teacher!

It's obvious this video has been prerecorded now. The camera flickers back in and we can see Katrina in bed sleeping peacefully as a hand comes out and pats her on the head. Then the camera slowly pans around towards a masked man, and the mask holds that familiar sadistic smile on his face. He can be heard whispering.

GORYOKAKU
Do you feel safe Wench? Did you feel secure knowing you weren’t going to get anymore comeback? I’m sorry Wench, but it’s time to play a game.

The SportsTron flickers out of life and the lights inside the Gordietorium slowly come back on. Katrina is screaming and kicking her legs as Chris Angel and Jack Clinton try to hold on to her as hard as they can, trying to get her to calm down as the copyright information pops up on the bottom of the screen, and the show fades to black with the SNW logo.