Saturday Night Onslaught: 8/8/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Katrina holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Soul Reaper holding up the SNW Texas Championship at WrestleStock.



The Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath are in the ring as "Ecstasy Of Gold" plays over the PA. The crowd is booing them out of the building as Gordie, Craig and George sit down in their movie director-style chairs, microphones in hand. Instead of the normal chair set up, there is a circular table in the middle of the ring. Three chairs adorn the outer edges, and a clipboard with a contract sits in the middle of the ring. The jersey stand that normally occupies the middle of the ring is propped up to the right of the table, and currently has a camouflage San Diego Padres Adrian Gonzales jersey.


MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome into Saturday Night Onslaught folks, and we are starting off here tonight with Sports Talk, however instead of the normal interview setting we are having a contract signing for the co-main event at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
This is going to be a rocket buster, we finally get to see Vincent Matthews, the soon to be Texas Champion, sign the deed to his title run!

GORDIE
Welcome all to this edition of Sports Talk. Tonight, we have a very special treat for you tonight. We will be having in this very ring a contract signing that will make official the Three Way Dance for the SNW Texas Title at our upcoming pay per view Summer Bash on August 29th. Without further ado, let's bring out the participants. The first of the trio, he is one of the challengers, Jack Clinton!

"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" comes on the PA, as Jack Clinton comes out from the back. He interacts with the fans as he walks down to the ring. He climbs over the top rope, stares at all three Sports Nutz as he takes his seat in the middle chair.

GORDIE
Lovely, glad to see the giant...I mean gallant competitor here to join us for this signing. Now, the other challenger, accompanied by the beautiful and luscious(if I do say so myself) Jade Claypool, Vincent Matthews!

"Psycho Man" blares over the sound system, and the fans boo and catcall as Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool make their way to the ring. The men are yelling for Jade to show off her "puppies" but she just flashes them the palm as she and Vincent get to the apron. They share a passionate kiss, then Vincent opens the ropes for Jade as they get in the ring. Vincent shakes hands with all three Nutz, including Gordie and George who keep staring at Jade. Vincent sits down in the far chair, and glares at Clinton.

GORDIE
All right, glad to see a true competitor out here ready and willing to compete. Now, I reckon we better get the man these two are gunning for out here. Ladies and gentlemen, their opponent for Summer Bash, he's the current SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

"Inside the Fire" booms over the PA, and the crowd erupts in cheers as the SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper comes out from the back. Wearing the belt around his waist, one of the lights catches the belt and makes it shine. Ignoring the rabid cheers of the fans, Reaper walks down to the ring. Getting in, Reaper stares at both Clinton and Matthews, as well as the Sports Nutz. He undoes his title belt and lays it in front of him on the table, and then takes his place at the table.

DUNPORK
Before we consummate this contract, let's get a quick word with our competitors. Jack Clinton, some would say that you are the odd man out in this match. How do you plan on answering the call of this match and somehow walking out the champion?

JACK CLINTON
The same way the two people I am fighting are. I'm going to walk in, eliminate whichever one of them is stupid enough to go against me, then I'm going to pin the one who was smart enough to wait. No matter which combination of these two ladies I defeat in order, I will be the winner of the Three Way Dance and the new holder of the SNW Texas Championship.

CRAIG
Vincent Matthews you are the youngest, the least experienced, and most likely the underdog in this match. With that said, how does that concern you going into this match on the 29th?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
It doesn't concern me at all, because I have faith in myself. I know I am better than both my opponents, the referee, the fans, Hell everyone for that matter. Why should I worry when I know I will walk out the champion. I'm not a psychic, I'm just a realist. And the reality is, I'm the next SNW Texas Champion.

GORDIE
Soul Reaper, as the incumbent champion you are at a very large disadvantage having not only one but two opponents to worry about. Does that affect your planning at all for this upcoming contest?

SOUL REAPER
The funny thing about my career is that, I'd say that close to half of all the matches I've ever had have been more than one opponent. So to answer the question... no if nothing else, this match just falls right into place with my regular training.

CRAIG
Well, without any further delay, you've heard them talk now let's see them sign. If Mr. Clinton will start, followed by Mr. Matthews, then the champion Mr. Reaper will finish off the signing and make it quite official.

Clinton reaches into the middle of the table with one hand, grabbing the clipboard. He quickly flips through the paperwork, not even looking at the text and signs it with the pen provided on the clipboard with a quick scribble. He flips it to Matthews, who looks it over with a lawyers' eye. Seeing it as satisfactory, he signs the contract deliberately and purposefully. He then hands it to Claypool, who kisses the signature of her boyfriend leaving a red kiss mark on his signature. She hands it back, and using his fingers Matthews flicks the contract across the table hitting Reaper in the chest. This prompts another glare from Reaper, who looks at the signature page for a moment and signs without hesitation. Before he can do anything else with it, Craig takes the contract out of his hands.

CRAIG
That makes it official folks, it has been put down in writing...and in lipstick. It will be Jack Clinton against Vincent Matthews against Soul Reaper in a Three Way Dance for the SNW Texas Title, the richest prize in the SNW universe. Now, I suggest all three of you exit the ring, as all three of you have matches tonight, a couple of you have that match against your fellow main event competitors. So, good luck and may the best wrestler win!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens up backstage in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Bob Sturm is standing by, waiting for an interview. Jack Clinton walks into the shot, sees Bob and shakes his head.

JACK CLINTON
Oh no, I don't think so, mister.

BOB STURM
Well, uhhh, Jack, I was kind of assigned this interview. And if I recall, you were contractually, uhhh, obligated to do an interview tonight.

JACK CLINTON
Whatever, dude. Let's just get this...

Out of nowhere, Clinton gets throttled with a vicious clothesline to the back of the head by Dreadlock. Tanya yells at Dreadlock to continue to hurt Clinton, and Dreadlock obliges as he picks up Clinton by the head and drives his head into the floor several times. Sturm has run off by this point. Dreadlock continues to pummel Jack until Chris Angel and Katrina rush in and try to pull Dreadlock off. But Dreadlock flies up off the floor, sending Angel and Kat flying up and crashing down to the floor. They get up, but Dreadlock nails Angel with several right hands as Tanya brawls with Kat. Alexander Draven runs into the camera shot and throttles Dreadlock with a steel chair to the back. Dreadlock turns around, and Alexander Draven nails him in the head with the steel chair, sending Dreadlock down to his knees. Finally, SNW security, Gordon Heath, the Sports Nutz and Matt Margera rush in to get everyone separated as the camera goes back to the broadcast table to get Mark and Jason's reaction.

MARK FOLLOWILL
All hell has broken loose backstage, and one must wonder how this will affect the match later on in the evening tonight between Jack Clinton and Dreadlock.

JASON MARTEL
Talk about making an impact! Dreadlock brought it to one of the #1 contenders, and possibly took him out for Summer Bash!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You're highly underrating Jack Clinton, Jason. The man has proven before that he is a tough customer.

JASON MARTEL
Tough customer? He just got owned by Dreadlock. You call that tough, Marky?

"Bodies" comes on the PA, and the fans release the boo birds as the Williams Brothers make their way to the ring. The fans hiss and boo at the brothers, who respond in kind.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 595 lbs. and representing Chapter Six... Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

Mike and Marcus climbed into the ring and both mounted a turnbuckle and posed at the jest of the fans before congregating in their corner.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Worth noting is the absence of Anthony Spiccoli at ringside. SNW management has banned not only anyone from The Destruction Crew and Chapter Six from ringside, but anyone at all. Anyone that breaks this rule will be fired.

JASON MARTEL
This is such a disadvantage to the Williams Brothers. How can SNW be so cruel as to not let them have their manager at ringside? What harm could that bring?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Interfering with the outcome; allowing the team to cheat; wasting our valuable air. I could go on and on about that subject.

JASON MARTEL
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Fozzywill. But of all people to be wasting valuable air, it is ironic that you are making that comment.

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" plays over the PA and the fans cheer as Super Vader and Killer Kong both lumber their way from the back down to the ring. Super Vader throws up the Vader sign as Killer Kong slaps hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, at a combined weight of 935 lbs. and representing the Destruction Crew, Super Vader and Killer Kong!

Kong and Vader both enter the ring as Mike and Marcus clear out of the ring. Vader and Kong both climb the turnbuckles and pose for the jubilant fans.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Quite possibly SNW's largest team, Super Vader and Killer Kong look to build some momentum going into Summer Bash. Meanwhile, the Williams Brothers defeated Bottoms Up last week, and look to keep their roll going tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Which they will easily do. I mean come on Mark. Those two fat asses couldn't last ten minutes in the ring because their arteries will just shut down and they will collapse.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We've been over this before, Jason. They have never died in the ring before. If they had, well we wouldn't be having this match right now would we?

JASON MARTEL
You can't prove that. Developments in corpse reanimation have come a long way you know.

Mark looks at Jason, who shrugs his shoulders and gives Mark a "What can you do?" look. Followill takes his headset off for a moment. However, his voice can still be picked up softly.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Listen, I don't give a shit.

The Williams Brothers vs. Super Vader and Killer Kong

Killer Kong and Mike Williams started out as the bell rang to start off the match. The crowd was behind the Destruction Crew, as Kong and Williams locked up. Kong threw Williams to the ground, and began to overpower him. Kong used power slams, and various basic suplexes to put Williams on his back. Kong bounced off the ropes, and delivered a leg drop across William's neck that led to a two count before Williams kicked out. Kong tried to get Williams up, but he started punching Kong in his large stomach. Eventually Williams got to his feet, and used uppercuts to take Kong to the mat. Mike tagged out to Marcus, who came in like a house of fire. Marcus landed clubbing blows to Kong, who was struggling to get to his feet. Marcus used a surfboard and a chin lock to try and contain Kong. However Kong stood up and flipped Williams over his head and onto the mat. Kong quickly was able to get a tag to Super Vader, and the momentum shifted back to the Destruction Crew. Vader used a display of power, including splashes, that used his bulk to his advantage to punish Williams. Vader was able to stop a tag in to Mike by doing a jumping splash across Williams' back. Dragging Williams back over to the Destruction Crew corner, Super Vader climbed to the second rope and began to prep for the Vader Splash. However, all of a sudden Anthony Spiccoli runs through the crowd and hops over the barrier carrying a chair. He jumps on the apron and slams the chair against Super Vader's skull. The referee calls for the bell as Spiccoli hits Killer Kong over the head as well.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match by disqualification, Super Vader and Killer Kong!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's what Anthony Spiccoli gets you Jason, he ends a great match by taking a cheap shot at Chapter Six's opponents.

JASON MARTEL
He saved that team from losing embarrassingly at the hands of the Williams Brothers. Live to fight another day, I always say.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Since when did you start saying...wait a minute something is happening in the ring.

In the ring, Super Vader and Killer Kong are still somewhat dazed. The Williams Brothers however are confronting Anthony Spiccoli about the ending to the match. Mike and Marcus are yelling at Spiccoli for interfering when they had a chance to win the match. Spiccoli yells "You had no chance, you need me to survive!" Mike and Marcus both look at each other, and just leave the ring and begin walking towards the back. Spiccoli goes to the ropes and yells at them to come back, however Super Vader has gotten up to his feet and is behind snarling at Spiccoli. Spiccoli turns around, and Super Vader grabs him and hits him with the VaderBomb. He drags Spiccoli over to the corner, and finally executes the VaderSplash onto the prone Spiccoli as the crowd is screaming their heads off. Satisfied, Vader and Kong walk out of the ring to the back. Just as they reach the curtain, "Never Gonna Stop" plays and Matt Margera comes out with a microphone in his hand. He slaps Vader and Kong both on the back and tells them "good work" as they exit and he begins to talk.

MATT MARGERA
Well, it looks to me Anthony Spiccoli you are having quite the bad night. Your tag team lost, and you got assaulted and brutalized by Super Vader. I can't honestly think of any way that your day could get any worse...oh wait hold on I know just the thing. Since the rule was in place that anyone who interfered in this match would be terminated, Anthony Spiccoli I have two words for you: You're fired! Now, security if you would not mind please get that unemployed beached whale out of the ring.

Two large security guards pick up the prone body out of the ring, and throw him out their shoulders and take him out a side door as the fans cheer and scream at him:

NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY HEY, GOOOOOD BYEEEEE!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And the poor just keeping getting poorer, as Anthony Spiccoli joins the alleged 9.4% of other Americans who are without a job. This has already been one roller coaster of a show, what will happen next?... Wait, what's that?... OK, they're telling me in my headset that Brenda Price is standing by with the SNW Commissioner, Craig "Senior" Mueller.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Brenda Price is standing by with Craig Mueller.

BRENDA PRICE
Commissioner, you saw the attack of Jack Clinton earlier at the hands of Dreadlock. First off, what is Jack's condition?

CRAIG MUELLER
Well right now, he's still unconscious, but he's expected to wake up at some point as he does indeed have a pulse. But from what the trainers can tell, they believe he may have suffered a concussion.

BRENDA PRICE
As you know, Vincent Matthews is facing Soul Reaper tonight in a Summer Bash preview match, and Jack Clinton was slated to face Soul Reaper next week on Guys Night Out in a Summer Bash preview match as well. No doubt that match, not to mention Clinton vs Dreadlock tonight, is in jeopardy.

CRAIG MUELLER
Well we're going to keep an eye on Clinton over the next 24 hours, and if he receives medical clearance, then we'll allow him to compete next week against Soul Reaper. However, he cannot compete tonight, so in his stead, Alexander Draven will face Dreadlock.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, Commissioner. Thank you for your time.

SNW 4 UP '09! NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD AND BLU RAY!

[Hollywood]

"Send In The Clowns" is playing over the PA as Zippy is walking around ringside, taking SNW T-shirts out of his mailbag and tossing them out into the cheering audience. Monica Deluca hands him the microphone before he enters the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Before I go any further, SNW has informed me through my headset that they have gotten a lot of calls and emails telling me I said something that went over the air that should not have. I do apologize for that. Well it's now time for my new favorite segment on SNW television, Zippy's Mailbag with Zippy the Clown, and old friend of mine from when I used to work at the Ticket.

JASON MARTEL
Oh brother. We have to put up with this idiot again?

ZIPPY
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Zippy's Mailbag with yours truly, Zippy the Clown! Let's not waste any time and start with Letter #1!

"Dear Zippy,
Have you seen Frankie?
Signed, Koko B. Ware."

Well, Koko, I hate to break it to you, but Frankie has been dead for over five years now.

The audience laughs, as does Mark, but Jason is incensed.

JASON MARTEL
You and these idiot fans think that's funny?! You think it's funny that someone's pet bird died?! And you think it's funny that Zippy made up yet another letter just so he could make fun of people who are less fortunate?! How sick are you?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh come on now, Jason! Don't be such a stick in the mud.

ZIPPY
Letter #2!

"Dear Zippy,
We are writing to collect on the child support payme..."

OK, we'll skip that one.

JASON MARTEL
Wait, I would've liked to have heard that one.

Letter #3!

"Dear Zippy,
Do you know anyone that can get me some Prolixus for free? Bianca hasn't been too happy lately with my "little friend."
Signed, Gavin."

Well, Mr. Tyler, I suggest talking to Myke Rhines about that.

JASON MARTEL
Alright, now I know for a fact that Gavin Tyler did not write that!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Speak of the devil! Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca have come from the crowd! Zippy, turn around!

JASON MARTEL
Haha! Too late, Fozzywill! Bianca just kicked Zippy in the lower Zippys!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Snap DDT by Gavin Tyler, and now he locks the poor, defenseless Zippy in the Curse! Someone get out here and stop this! Zippy's not a trained wrestler!

JASON MARTEL
He's getting everything he deserves!

The crowd continues to boo as Bianca kicks Zippy in the ribs while Gavin keeps the Curse locked in. The Alley Ratz run down the aisle to a big pop from the crowd and slide into the ring, chasing Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca out of the ring. Eddy and Twitch go down to check on Zippy as Gavin and Bianca laugh their way to the back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a heinous attack by Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca!

JASON MARTEL
What's heinous about putting someone in their place?

SNW trainers and EMTs run down to help Zippy out of the ring as the audience applauds. "An Open Letter To NYC" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher appear from behind the curtain. They slap hands with Gavin and Bianca, as they enjoyed watching Zippy's beatdown on the monitors in the back.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now what are Revolution X doing out here?

JASON MARTEL
Well the Alley Ratz are in the ring right now. Why not go ahead and get this match underway.

The SNW GM, George Dunpork, leads referee Mike Croft out from behind the curtain, and instructs him to go down to the ring to start the tag match between Revolution X and the Alley Ratz.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well apparently Dunpork agreed with your sentiments, Jason. We'll come back with Revolution X against the Alley Ratz after this commercial timeout.

NEATO BURRITO! IT WILL GIVE YOU GAS!

[Hollywood]

The Alley Ratz vs. Revolution X

Eddy and Moxie started off the match, and it went back and forth early. Moxie took the momentum early, using rabbit punches and kicks to transition into a couple of snap suplexes and pounding to the grounded Eddy. Moxie worked over Eddy on the ground, however Eddy was able to grab Moxie's leg and send Moxie to the ground while regaining his own stature. Eddy landed a couple of quick punches, then bounced off the ropes and landed a quick dropkick on Moxie. Eddy tagged out to Twitch, who came in and continued the assault on Moxie. Keeping him on the ground, Twitch mounted Moxie and landed fists to the head. He got off and began exploiting the arm, using a Fujiawara arm bar. Moxie was able to roll and twist his way out of that, and landed a quick kick to the guy and a DDT on Twitch. Moxie quickly scrambled over and tagged out to Christopher. Christopher came in and began suplexing Twitch all over the ring, using exploder, t-bone, and German suplexes to make his point. Christopher was able to control the match in the ring, however Eddy ran over to the opposite corner and power bombed Moxie off the ring apron onto the floor. He quickly slid into the ring, and broke up a pin attempt. Eddy quickly got Twitch up, and they were able to hit the 420 Dropzone on Christopher. Eddy exited the ring as Twitch got the pin and the three count.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are you winners of the match, the Alley Ratz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, even after fending off Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca, the Alley Ratz were able to overcome Revolution X.

JASON MARTEL
That was a disgrace Mark. Did you see what Eddy did at the end of the match? He should be disqualified for that powerbomb on Moxie outside. It was illegal!

MARK FOLLOWILL
How exactly is that illegal, Jason? Where in the SNW rulebook does it say that?

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure it is in there somewhere. You look through it. I'm the star here, so I don't need to look in rulebooks like you common folk.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well right now, here's someone who looks in a few rulebooks from time to time... Misty Crawford with the Summer Bash Report.

"Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood is playing in the background as we see various highlights from random SNW matches, ending with a quick montage featuring Matt Margera, James Jackson, the Destruction Crew, Chapter Six, Soul Reaper, Jack Clinton and Vincent Matthews. The Summer Bash logo shows up on the screen, and the shot switches to Misty Crawford, who is standing by inside the SNW Control Room. Behind her at a 45 degree angle are several TV monitors, and SNW production guys doing their thing.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Hello, and welcome to your SNW Summer Bash Report. I'm Misty Crawford, and we are only three weeks away from Summer Bash. Of course, if it's Summer Bash, that can only mean one thing: War Games, the Match Beyond! Two rings surrounded by a steel cage with a roof on top, preventing the participants from escaping, and preventing any knucklehead from trying to interfere. Last year, Matt Margera lost his co-ownership of SNW when his team lost to the team headed up by Hellspawn. All I can say is what a difference a year makes. Matt Margera finds a loophole allowing him to reclaim his co-ownership, and Hellspawn is nowhere to be seen. This year, the War Games is more about revenge and putting someone in their place, as Matt Margera will lead the Destruction Crew to take on James Jackson and Chapter Six. The Destruction Crew and Chapter Six can't seem to have a decisive match up these days without any interference and need a way to settle their feud that's been on-going since the beginning of this year.

Meanwhile, James Jackson has done everything he can to try to drive Matt Margera to the brink of insanity. First he tried to throw down the Bad Blood Championship at 4 Up, but Matt wouldn't allow it, threatening to blackball Jackson from the very sport he loves. Angered by Matt's decision, Jackson has done everything he can to try to get back at Matt. How about the time on Guys Night Out when Jackson tried to pass the Bad Blood Title off to Enigmah, only for Matt to strike it off the record books? Or No Holds Barred when Jackson rigged the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal? Or recently, when Jackson attacked Matt's own nephew, Cody Mack? Speaking of, Cody is in attendance with his mother, Matt Margera's sister, tonight. I'm sure they're enjoying the show.

Moving on to the other half of our double main event at Summer Bash, where Soul Reaper defends the SNW Texas Championship in a Three Way Dance against Jack Clinton and Vincent Matthews. However, that's if Jack Clinton gets medical clearance from the doctors. From what I've been told, he's yet to wake up from his state of unconsciousness! However, as of right now, it's still slated to be a Three Way Dance, where the match does not end until two other wrestlers are eliminated only by pinfall, submission or knock out. No disqualifications, and no count outs.

Another title match lined up for Summer Bash, Katrina defends the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship against Emo Kid. Interesting to note is that Katrina and Emo Kid will be teaming up later tonight against the Young Gunz, and all week on SNW.com, Kat and Emo have given indication that they'll be able to put their differences aside for the tag match against Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale. One must wonder what will happen, though, if there's a breakdown in communication.

Speaking of Katrina, her good friend, Chris Angel, will defend the SNW Bad Blood Championship in a match voted on by the fans against Cyanide. Remember, go to SNW.com and vote as often as you can on what match you want to see Chris Angel and Cyanide tear each other up in!

The SNW Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line as TNT defend the belts against Revolution X. Now as you saw earlier, Revolution X not only had some trouble with the Alley Ratz, they out and out lost to them. One must wonder if Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher can get it back together in time for their match against TNT... Wait a minute...

A production guy gives Misty a piece of paper, and she thanks the guy, then reads the note to herself.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Whoa, a bombshell has just been dropped by one Matt Margera. Let me read what's on the note here, as written by Matt:

"As co-owner of Sports Nutz Wrestling, I was very displeased with the performance of Revolution X. Not to mention they were very unprofessional in arriving ten minutes before the show went live on the air. Due to this conduct, and due to their loss to the Alley Ratz, Revolution X will have to earn their #1 contender's shot. They will take on two teams, one consisting of Mike Hanson and the Mauler, and the other team consisting of Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien. If Revolution X cannot win their match, their tag team title shot will be granted to a team that the Sports Nutz Wrestling Championship Committee deems worthy of such a shot."

So if Revolution X can't win their match next week, it's adios to their Texas Tag Team Title shot! With that in mind, some new matches were just made, however, these could change pending the outcome of next week's triple threat tag team bout. Two matches that were made in the wake of events in recent weeks. First on the agenda is Andy Lionheart against Criss Cassidy. As you may recall, both of them fought to a no-contest in their last match, so SNW is looking for a conclusive outcome in this rematch. Another match made this past week, a six person tag match... Adriana Samu, Petrina Rochester and Rory Kotch, otherwise known as Y Kores, with Xander Nova in their corner, do battle with Doomsday, Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum of the Age of SIN. And a match just signed earlier tonight after the heinous attack of Zippy the Clown at the hands of Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca... Gavin and Bianca will take on Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz.

Fans, don't bother calling up the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas, because Summer Bash is sold out! However, do call your local cable or satellite provider and order Summer Bash live, August 29, on a PPV basis. Now don't go away! Up next, Dreadlock takes on Alexander Draven!

WORSE THAN JODY DEAN REPLACING GEORGE DUNHAM AS THE PA ANNOUNCER AT COWBOYS STADIUM! DALLAS COWBOYS FOOTBALL ON 105.3 THE FAIL, I MEAN, FAN!

[Hollywood]

"Imprisonment" plays over the PA, and the crowd boos as Dreadlock comes from the curtain on his way down to the ring, Tanya Adams in tow. Once in the middle of the entrance area, he looks violently to the left, then the right, and the duo continues to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 310 lbs. and accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams, Dreadlock!

Dreadlock gets in the ring while Adams stays on the outside. Dreadlock walks over to the farthest away corner and sits down waiting for his opponent.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This match will pit two returning competitors against each other tonight. Dreadlock has come back to SNW, and judging by the presence of Tanya Adams at ringside, he may be looking to spur a Dark Ones reunion.

JASON MARTEL
Now why would you think that Marky? Maybe he just wants to have the lovely Tanya Adams in his corner for moral support. You're just jealous that if you asked a milk cow to be in your corner even an animal would tell you "no".

MARK FOLLOWILL
I really do not see how that is relative to anything, and quite frankly I do not have any idea how you knew about my failure with the senior prom.

JASON MARTEL
You sick freak.

"Sons of the Staves of Time" blares over the PA, and there is a scattering of cheers as Alexander Draven comes out from the back. Making his way to the ring with an extremely slow gait, Draven does not seem to be concerned with anything.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Lowestoft, England and weighing in at 280 lbs., Alexander Draven!

Draven climbs in the ring and mounts the near turnbuckle as Dreadlock eyes him. Draven plays to the crowd on the top rope, then climbs down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alexander Draven made his return official tonight, helping Katrina and Chris Angel pull Dreadlock off of Jack Clinton after Sports Talk tonight. Now, as a result he takes Clinton's place in this match.

JASON MARTEL
I can't believe Jack Clinton wouldn't come out here and face his attacker. What a wuss, he had to get Draven to face him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
He has a concussion, let's see you wrestle a damn near seven foot tall man with a concussion. I'd pay to see that.

JASON MARTEL
You want to see me wrestle with a seven foot man? Of course you would, you sick son of a...

Dreadlock w/ Tanya Adams vs. Alexander Draven

Dreadlock and Draven stared each other down as the bell was rung to begin the match. After a quick exchange of power, Draven took early control of the match by using his slight quickness edge and power to get the better of Dreadlock. After taking him down Dreadlock with a choke slam, Draven lost the momentum when he went for a Hogan-esque leg drop and Dreadlock was able to roll out of the way and get to his feet while Draven suffered the effects of his failed move. Dreadlock then took up the offensive for the next few minutes, using his size advantage to keep Draven in a constant state of weakness. The end of the match saw the pair hit their heads when going for simultaneous clotheslines. Both men came up frustrated, so they went out of the ring retrieved weapons. Draven a light tube and Dreadlock a kendo stick. The two reentered the ring and dueled for a moment with their weapons, before both clobbered each other over the head and knocked each other out. The referee looked around, and called for the bell.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that due to both competitors using illegal objects, this match has been called a no contest!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both Dreadlock and Draven could not contain their hardcore brutality roots, as they end up knocking each other out with weapons.

JASON MARTEL
Draven got what he deserved.

MARK FOLLOWILL
...How in the holy green Hell do you think Draven got what he deserved? Do you even think, or when I open up your head all I will see is processed cheese and silicone?

JASON MARTEL
Why must you be so hateful? And to satiate your curiosity, Draven shouldn't have gotten in the business of Clinton and Dreadlock. This is what he gets for meddling.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I truly do not know what to say. Stay tuned folks, on the next commercial break I will try and examine just what the Hell my broadcast partner has instead of brains.

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're back with more Saturday Night Onslaught, and out in the audience right now is Brenda Price, who's standing by with Cody Mack and his mother. But before we throw it to Brenda, I wanted to update you all on the condition of Jack Clinton. I was told in my headset that Jack woke up sometime during the Dreadlock/Alexander Draven match, and seemed to be doing alright once he awoke and was made aware of his surroundings. He's suffered a mild concussion, but he should be ready to go for his match against Soul Reaper next week. Now, let's send it to Brenda, who's standing by with Cody Mack and his mother.

JASON MARTEL
With any luck, James Jackson will come out here, give us a two for one special and beat the crap out of mother and son.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Only you would say something like that.

Shot switches to the reserved balcony area on the side of the Gordietorium. Brenda Price is standing by with Cody Mack, clad in his khaki shorts and a white LD Bell football jersey with the number 37, and his mother, clad in jeans and an SNW T-shirt.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, let's give a hand for Matt Margera's nephew, Cody Mack, and Matt's sister, who also happens to be Cody's mother.

The audience applauds as Cody and his mother wave to the crowd.

BRENDA PRICE
Cody, it's nice to see that you've had a speedy recovery after the attack at the hands of James Jackson.

CODY MACK
Well let me say this much. James Jackson calling himself "The Modern Day Hero" is a disgrace and blasphemy to Texas wrestling. We all know that he's trying to make a mockery of one of the greatest Texas wrestlers, Kerry Von Erich, who was nicknamed "The Modern Day Warrior." For James Jackson to take the late Kerry's name and twist it for his own personal enjoyment is pure and utter crap. I can't wait for Summer Bash when my uncle Matt, and the Destruction Crew, tear James Jackson apart in the War Games. I just hope that they leave just a little bit for me so that I can take care of him after the show.

BRENDA PRICE
Now wait a second, Cody. Are you trying to say that you want to take James Jackson on for yourself here in SNW?

CODY MACK
If the opportunity presents itself, Brenda, I would love to get my hands on James Jackson.

The crowd boos with disdain as James Jackson appears in the balcony. Cody, Brenda and Cody's mother turn around, rolling their eyes.

BRENDA PRICE
James Jackson, what is the meaning of this?!

JAMES JACKSON
Well I figured I'd come here and see THE Cody Mack, live and in living color! THE NEPHEW of THE MATT MARGERA! I can't believe... Wait a second... You look a lot like that little punk kid that I beat up because he said that Matt Margera would eat me alive in the War Games at Summer Bash, and said that I had ducked Matt in UHW.

CODY MACK
James, quit playing dumb guy. You knew well and good who you had jumped from behind and put into the hospital. In fact, I may just grab you by the collar of your shirt and throw you over this balcony and onto the floor, because lord knows those fans will get out of the way because they wouldn't catch and save a piece of garbage such as yourself!

JAMES JACKSON
You know, I think you just gave me a great idea!

James yanks the mic out of Brenda's hand, and she runs off as Jackson wallops Cody over the head with it, knocking him down on the balcony floor. Jackson goes down to bash Cody's head in with the mic, but Cody's mother runs in and rakes Jackson's eyes to get him off of Cody. Enraged, Jackson grabs Cody's mother by the arm, threatening to throw her off the balcony.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't you dare do it!

JASON MARTEL
Come on, James! Throw her down!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank goodness Nick Scott is out here!

Nick Scott turns Jackson around and slaps him hard in the face, yelling at him that he's gone too far. Jackson shoves Scott down and storms off. Scott shoots up, but Jackson is already gone. He goes down to check on Cody's mother as Cody gets back up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Thank GOD Nick Scott came out here and stopped James Jackson from committing murder live on national television!

JASON MARTEL
How do you know that would've killed Cody's mother?! I'm sure she's a tough cougar.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't believe you'd talk about the co-owner's sister like that.

JASON MARTEL
And just what the hell is wrong with Nick?! He's gotta get along with James Jackson if he wants to win the War Games, not to mention the problems he's had with Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers as of late.

"Run To You" hits, and both Katrina, wearing her SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around her waist, and Emo Kid, with Hannah and Chris Angel following behind them, emerge from behind the curtain to a big pop. They slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall. First, accompanied to the ring by Hannah and the SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel... the team of Emo Kid and the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well they seem to be meshing well so far, as evidenced by the fact that they're entering the ring together and not separately.

JASON MARTEL
They're just doing it for show, Marky Mark. They'll come to blows soon enough.

Kat, Emo, Angel and Hannah enter the ring as "Run To You" dies down. "Big Gun" hits, and the crowd boos their lungs out as Myke Rhines leads Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, led to the ring by Myke Rhines, the team of Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, the Young Gunz!

JASON MARTEL
Now here's two people who can function as a team.

MARK FOLLOWILL
They've yet to have a tag team match here, Jason!

JASON MARTEL
You'll see soon enough how great of a team they'll be. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller hands them Revolution X's Texas Tag Team Title shot at Summer Bash should Revolution X be unable to win the triple threat tag match next week.

Ryan and Hale act as if they're better than the fans, flexing their muscles and taunting the fans at ringside.

Young Gunz w/Myke Rhines vs Katrina and Emo Kid w/Hannah and Chris Angel

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Katrina and Emo Kid started the match off hot, hitting Ryan and Hale with an offensive blitzkrieg at the outset of the match to throw the Young Gunz off guard, even knocking Ryan and Hale out of the ring with spinning heel kicks in stereo. Myke Rhines tried to help Ryan and Hale up, but Katrina took the old man down with a suicide dive through the ropes, garnering deafening cheers from the crowd as Jason Martel complained about Katrina beating up a "poor, defenseless manager." Ryan and Hale staggered up as Emo Kid cleared the top rope and took the Young Gunz down with a flying plancha right as Kat dove out of the way. Katrina and Emo Kid kept the crisp teamwork up until Emo Kid telegraphed an overhead backbody drop, allowing Hale to bring Emo down with a Running DDT. The momentum shifted into the Young Gunz' favor as Hale and Ryan worked Emo Kid over with some great teamwork of their own. The match seemed to be over when Ryan picked Emo Kid up for a powerbomb while Hale climbed the top turnbuckle. But Kat ran over and clubbed Hale in the back, causing him to fall down and crotch himself onto the top turnbuckle pad while Emo Kid punched away at Ryan and brought him down with a huracanrana. Emo made the tag to Kat to a big pop, and the makeshift team of Emo Kid and Katrina seemed to have things going their way again as they double teamed Ryan. But the fun wouldn't last for long as Kat accidentally nailed Emo with a flying forearm reminiscent of Tito Santa after Ryan ducked down and out of the way of the forearm. Kat put her hands to her head and couldn't believe what happened when Hannah jumped up onto the apron and yelled at Kat. Kat walked over and got in her face, and the two were about to come to blows until Chris Angel grabbed Hannah off the apron and set her down on the floor, pointing his finger at her and telling her to watch herself. Emo Kid took exception to this when he got up and saw what was going on. He went over and pushed Angel from behind. Angel turned around, and Emo put his hands up and yelled "What the hell is that all about?!" Angel and Emo came to blows while Cyanide ran and crept through the crowd. Meanwhile in the ring, Kat turned around and got nailed with the Overdrive from Ryan, and Hale followed up with a corkscrew leg drop from the top turnbuckle. Ryan made the cover and won the match for his team. Outside the ring, amid all the chaos, Cyanide hops the railing, turns Chris Angel around and spews green mist into his face. Angel swings wildly, trying to get Cyanide as Cyanide runs off. Emo and Hannah run to check on Angel as he accidentally knocks Hannah out with a right hand punch. Emo Kid runs down to check on Hannah as EMTs and trainers run down to check on Chris Angel and Kat.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, the Young Gunz!

JASON MARTEL
I told you that they'd be a great team! Kat and Emo couldn't mesh as a team when they needed to the most, and Kat fell victim to the Gunz Blazin', giving the Young Gunz the victory.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I just hope that Kat, Hannah and Chris Angel will be alright!

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're back on Saturday Night Onslaught, and during the break, a melee broke out between Chapter Six and the Destruction Crew. The people in the production truck say they're ready to play the footage, so here we go.

Shot opens backstage as the words "RECORDED EARLIER" appear on the screen, where Killer Kong and Super Vader, clad in street clothes, walk to their rental truck. Out of nowhere, the Williams Brothers, Sean O'Brien, and even James Jackson jump them from behind, putting a beat down on them until the Mauler and Mike Hanson run out to even the odds. An all out brawl has broken out between most of the War Games participants as Matt Margera runs down and lunges at James Jackson, but he's tackled to the ground by Sean O'Brien. Matt fights Sean off of him as SNW officials run out and get the Destruction Crew and the Williams Brothers separated. But by the time they get Sean off of Matt, and Matt gets up to go after Jackson, it's too late as Jackson has run off. The Williams Brothers and Sean O'Brien yell at Matt and the Destruction Crew, telling them that their days are numbered. Matt looks off, realizing James Jackson is long gone, and hits the side of the truck as hard as he can with the side of his right arm in anger.

JASON MARTEL
Well something else that has gone down is that there seems to be more dissension in the ranks of Chapter Six, and our camera crews caught this footage right before we got back on the air. Check this out, Mark.

Shot opens to the Chapter Six locker room as the words "RECORDED EARLIER" appear on the screen. Nick Scott is packing his things and seems to be ready to go when Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers enter the locker room.

SEAN O'BRIEN
Just what the hell were you doing back here when we needed ya?!

MARCUS WILLIAMS
Yeah, even James Jackson helped us out! But I guess you're too good for us now!

NICK SCOTT
Look, going out there and picking a fight with the Destruction Crew proves absolutely nothing. Now next week, in that triple threat tag match, should we beat not only Mauler and Mike Hanson, but also Revolution X, that WILL prove something. But what you did out there... that was more unnecessary than Dr. Ken tagging along with Jeremy Piven.

MIKE WILLIAMS
Look, buddy! You better pull your weight next week when you team with Sean, and you damn sure better pull your weight in the War Games.

Nick nods his head, then takes a swing at Mike Williams. Before the two can get into a big scuffle, Sean O'Brien and Marcus Williams manage to pull them apart. Sean yells at them to stop and save the energy for War Games as the shot goes back to ringside. "Psycho Man" booms over the PA, and the crowd boos mercilessly as Vincent Matthews walks out alongside Jade Claypool.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a non-title match, set for one fall. First, accompanied to the ring by Jade Claypool, from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing 215 lbs, "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Definitely dissension in the camp of Chapter Six, but there's no dissension in the camp of Insurgence, led by this man, the artist formerly known as Vin Sin.

JASON MARTEL
I gotta say, Vincent Matthews will go farther in SNW than Vin Sin ever could. And look at that hot piece he has with him!

Vincent and Jade scoff at the ringside fans as they enter the ring while their music dies down. "Inside the Fire" blasts over the PA, and the crowd jumps to their feet in a deafening roar as Soul Reaper, wearing the SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist and clad in his sleeveless hooded robe, appears from behind the curtain with an ice cold look on his face. He doesn't take his eyes off Vincent as he walks down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Fresno, California and weighing 242 lbs, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Soul Reaper!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper has beaten Vincent Matthews before by submission. However, we must give Vincent the benefit of the doubt as it was indeed in a 2-on-1 handicap match.

JASON MARTEL
A match that Vincent Matthews came very close to winning on several occasions, I might add.

Non-Title Match
Vincent Matthews w/Jade Claypool vs Soul Reaper

Vincent Matthews and Soul Reaper stare each other down as referee Rick Maynard signals for the bell. The fans are waiting in anticipation as Vincent and Reaper just stare each other down, not saying a word. Vincent asks Reaper for a test of strength as he raises his left hand up in the air, and Reaper obliges by lifting his right hand up in the air and locking his hand with Vincent's hand. They lock their other hands together, and like two bulls whose horns are locked together, Vincent and Reaper jockey for position.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper and Vincent Matthews starting the match off with a test of strength as they try to overpower each other.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know if this was wise on Vincent's part, because the champion outweighs him by about thirty pounds and has a slight advantage in the strength department.

Reaper seems to have the upper hand as he pushes Vincent down, putting Vincent in a bridge. Vincent manages to bridge himself back up, though, then knees Reaper in the gut, followed by a bodyslam. Vincent follows the bodyslam up with a series of elbow drops, then finishes the sequence with a stomp to the face. Vincent taunts the crowd as they boo him out of the building. He turns his attention back to Soul Reaper, but by the time he does, Reaper is back to his knees and punches Vincent in the midsection, followed by a throat thrust that knocks Vincent down to the mat. As Vincent picks himself up, Reaper hits him with several stiff kicks to the ribs. Reaper picks Vincent up and whips him into the ropes. Vincent comes off the rebound and Reaper knocks him down with a hard clothesline, then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Vincent kicks out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Soul Reaper could only get a count of two as he now picks Vincent Matthews back up. Reaper going for a vertical suplex, but Vincent slips up and over, behind Reaper and brings Reaper down with a German Suplex!

JASON MARTEL
He's got him!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out at two.

Vincent picks Reaper up and whips him into the corner. Vincent charges in and goes for a big splash but Reaper gets out of the way as Vincent crashes into the corner. Vincent staggers out, and Reaper catches him with a High Angle Exploder Suplex, followed by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Vincent kicks out. Jade Claypool pounds the ring apron, cheering her man on as Reaper tries to lock in a reverse figure four leg lock, but Vincent rolls Reaper up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Vincent is up to his knees as Reaper measures him, runs at him, and goes for a Shinging Wizard. But Vincent ducks down and Reaper misses, landing on the canvas. Both men back up, and Reaper goes for a clothesline, but Vincent ducks. Reaper turns around, and Vincent catches him with a standing huracanrana pin. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Reaper tries to get up, but Vincent doesn't give him a chance as he locks him in an Octopus Stretch.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews locks the Octopus Stretch on the Texas Heavyweight Champion!

JASON MARTEL
How demoralizing would it be, going into a big time title match at a PPV, knowing that you gave up to someone who's going to challenge you for the belt?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well let's don't get ahead of ourselves here, because thus far, Soul Reaper has refused to give up.

Reaper refuses to give up and finally gets out of the hold by hiptossing Vincent down to the mat. Reaper tries to pick himself up, but Vincent is back to his feet first, catching Reaper with a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep, followed by a standing moonsault. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Reaper gets the shoulder up just in time. Vincent argues with the referee, but the ref maintains his ground. Vincent picks Reaper up and whips him into the ropes, but Reaper catches his momentum and jumps onto the ropes, springboards off and nails Vincent in the head with a springboard kick. Reaper makes sure that Vincent stays down with a running Shining Wizard that connects this time around. Reaper then goes to the top turnbuckle, comes flying off the top turnbuckle, and nails Vincent with a Frog Splash. But Jade has hopped onto the ring apron, distracting the referee and preventing him from being able to count the pin. Reaper counts his own pin, then sees Jade distracting the ref. Reaper gets up and goes to approach Jade, but she hops down off the apron, pleading her innocence as Reaper chews her ass out.

JASON MARTEL
Soul Reaper is making a big mistake here, allowing himself to get distracted by Jade Claypool.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I have to agree, this is not wise on the part of the Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Vincent is back up and runs to the ropes, rebounding off of them. Reaper turns around and gets met with a running dropkick from Vincent, who then picks Reaper up and brings him back down with a running bulldog. Vincent then looks toward the turnbuckle and walks over that way, thinking he's got Reaper where he wants him. Vincent climbs to the top turnbuckle, flies off the turnbuckle, and goes for a corkscrew leg drop, but Reaper gets out of the way and Vincent crashes onto the mat, holding the small of his back as he winces in pain. Vincent gets back up, only to be nailed with a Soul Stealer DDT by Reaper. Reaper goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Vincent is too close to the ropes and places his foot and the bottom rope, forcing the ref to stop the count. Reaper picks Vincent up and whips him into the ropes. Vincent comes off the rebound and Reaper picks him up, spins him around and slams him down hard with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster, followed through with a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Vincent somehow gets the shoulder up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Black Hearted Warrior refusing to stay down!

JASON MARTEL
The title may not be on the line, but Vincent wants to make damn sure that Reaper knows who he's getting in the ring with at Summer Bash.

Reaper can't believe that Vincent was able to kick out as he picks Vincent up for a Soulnado, but Vincent counters with a reverse jawbreaker, staggering Reaper. Vincent back up and he nails Reaper in the head with a windmill kick, knocking him down. Vincent with the cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper gets the shoulder up. Vincent goes to pick Reaper up, but Reaper gouges him in the eye followed by a T-bone suplex. Reaper goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Vincent kicks out. Reaper picks Vincent up and whips him into the corner, but Vincent catches his momentum and jumps up onto to the top turnbuckle and comes flying off with the Best Moonsault Ever, but Reaper catches Vincent, places him on his shoulder, throws him up and brings him down with the Reapercutter. Reaper goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Vincent again, somehow gets the shoulder up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Where is Vincent Matthews getting the wherewithal to keep the fight going?!

JASON MARTEL
Face the facts, Mark. Vincent Matthews has the heart of a champion, and I believe we're looking at the next SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion come Summer Bash.

Reaper pounds the mat in frustration, wondering what the hell he must do to put the pesky Vincent Matthews away. Reaper picks Vincent up, only for Vincent to nail him with the Fatal Sin! ONE.... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews gets the duke over Soul Reaper tonight, but will the outcome be different when the belt is one the line?

JASON MARTEL
I don't think so, Mark. I think we just saw a sneak preview of what's to come at Summer Bash.

Vincent slides out of the ring, being held up by Jade Claypool.

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