Saturday Night Onslaught: 9/12/09

[Hollywood]

It's a cool and rainy night in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas. The camera shot is outside the front door of the Gordietorium, where Nick Scott, dressed in a black SNW T-shirt and kilt, dragging his luggage along when he gets jumped out of nowhere by Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers. He tries to fight back, but Sean, Mike and Marcus are too much for Nick. Mike and Marcus Williams double-hiptoss Nick onto the hood of a vacant car. Sean then jumps onto the hood, picks Nick up and drives him down onto the hood with the Celtic Cross. Nick is groaning in pain as Sean gets one last cheap shot in with a stiff right hand punch, then walks off with Mike and Marcus Williams.

Shot opens to an all new montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Katrina holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Vincent Matthews being hoisted onto the Sports Nutz shoulders and holding the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship high in the air.

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Shot opens inside the Gordietorium, where a sold out crowd of 3,524 fans are cheering their heads off as the camera pans down to the broadcast booth, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel stand by with microphones in their hands before they sit down to do commentary. What they're saying can only be heard on the broadcast.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome to Saturday Night Onslaught, and as you just saw, anything can happen when we are live!

JASON MARTEL
That's right! Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers just gave Nick Scott what he so rightly deserved for what he did to them at Summer Bash.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You don't think Nick was justified in what he did at Summer Bash, given the recent actions of Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers?

JASON MARTEL
No way! You don't turn on your teammates the way Nick Scott did!

The ring has been sufficiently cleaned, and the set for Sports Talk has been set up. However, the director's chairs are noticeably absent for this edition. Instead a folding table has been set up with a table cloth across it. Meat and cheese plates with crackers and bottles of champagne have been set up. In the ring, we see all three members of the Sports Nutz as well as four members of Insurgence minus their leader. Against the ropes, we see a Steven Jackson jersey framed on a stand. Gordie has the mic, and begins to talk while George Dunpork is hovering around the meat tray.

MARK FOLLOWILL
In any event, it looks like we are getting ready for Sports Talk. This is the most variation on the normal set I've seen in quite awhile.

JASON MARTEL
Well when you are celebrating a future legend you have to do it big Fozzywill.

GORDIE
Welcome to another edition of the award-winning talk show Sports Talk! As you can see, the normal precedent for our little show has been pushed by the wayside because tonight we are celebrating. Let's go back to Summer Bash just two weeks ago, and relive what could be the defining moment in the career of one of SNW's brightest.

Clinton again goes to pick Matthews up, but Matthews grabs him in a front facelock out of nowhere, wraps his legs around Clinton's waist, and brings him down with his signature guillotine choke as everyone in the crowd is screaming their heads off, cheering for Clinton to get out of the hold.

linton is fighting to get out of the Muerte with every ounce of fight left in his body, but he's slowly fading away. Referee Rick Maynard then goes in to check on Clinton, lifting his arm up and letting go as it drops down. Maynard lifts Clinton's arm up again, lets go, and again it drops down.


The ref lifts Clinton's arm up for the third time, lets go.... and it drops down as he signals for the bell. The crowd is booing as Vincent Matthews refuses to let go of the hold at first, then does as the referee hands him his newly won championship belt.

GORDIE
Tonight, we celebrate the beginning of a new era in SNW. So, without any further ado I would like to invite out the man who is now the top of the food chain here at Sports Nutz Wrestling. We've got four parts of Insurgence, but alas the leader is absent. So, here he is, the new SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews!

"This Fire Burns" blares over the PA, and all the people in the ring start to clap while the crowd boos as Vincent Matthews comes out from the back. He is holding the Texas Championship belt over his right shoulder, and has a smile on his face. He walks to the ring, looking over the capacity crowd who are booing their lungs out in disapproval. He climbs in the ring, and shakes hands with Dunpork, Mueller, and Heath. He exchanges hugs with both members of the Gunz, and kisses Jade. Matthews spins around, however Myke has disappeared for no apparent reason. He shrugs and grabs a microphone.

GORDIE
Well, after signing with Sports Nutz Wrestling early in April, we are here in September with you the top dog in SNW. Tell us how you feel at this very moment.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
How do I feel? That's the question you want to ask me? Good Christ Gordie, of all the stupid questions I could of that you would possibly ask that has to be the most generic and redundant.

DUNPORK
Do you jar?

Matthews takes a step towards Dunpork, however Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale step in front of him. They cross their arms and glare at Dunpork, who looks ready to throw down. However, he eventually walks back to the meat tray and casts dirty looks at the pair.

MUELLER
Ignore him champ, here's a real question. At Summer Bash, Jack Clinton tried to harm your precious girlfriend Jade Claypool in an attempt to distract and rattle you. Obviously that backfired, but talk about if you would how you see that whole incident looking back now with hindsight being 20/20.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
For a man who proclaimed honor and virtue as his modus operandi, Jack Clinton showed himself as nothing more than a coward. He tried to draw me offsides by attacking the one I love the most, however as he soon found out once again he had failed. There's a part in every man that knows its wrong to assault a defenseless woman. Jack Clinton, that part of me saw what you did and it engulfed me. It possessed me, and overtook me. For what you did, I should have killed you in the middle of the ring. Instead, I decided to torture you the best way I know how. By humiliating you and choking you out, and walking out of that ring with the thing you care the most about in the whole world. That's my belt. I know you want it Jack, but as long as I hold it you will never, EVER grab it with your ruddy fingers.

GORDIE
A man who wasn't your opponent at Summer Bash ruined the night, as we tried to celebrate with you. Can you tell us how you feel about Silvus showing up in some form and throwing himself in the mix when he was not wanted?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
What do you want me to say about him Gordie? That he's a interfering little pest with no respect for a champion? That's not true, he's doing exactly what I would do in his place. He's trying to get in my head, and that takes a lot of guts. Can he beat me? No, but it's damn nice to see someone try. Silvus, you can say what you want, try to spook me but the fact of the matter is I am mentally stronger than you. You psyche your opponents out, make them fear you before they even see you. I'm not that way, and you'll have to kill me before I am scared of you.

DUNPORK
Hey, I've got a question that you might not want to assault me over this time. Since you've already beaten Soul Reaper and Jack Clinton, whose next?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Whose next? Am I Goldberg or someone? I'll tell you whose next, no one. There is not a single person on this roster, nor in this crowd who is worthy of wrestling me for this title. Because let's be fair, you all know that I am the best there was, the best there is, and the best...

Before Matthews can finish stealing from Bret Hart, the crowd goes up in cheers as the Army of the Gods led by Jack Clinton runs down the aisle to ruin the party. A brief scuffle occurs, however Insurgence and the Sports Nutz are soon overrun and forced to the floor. The crowd is going crazy as Chris Angel and Alexander Draven tear up the ring, while Emo Kid and Katrina taunt Insurgence to get back in the ring. Jack Clinton stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hands.

JASON MARTEL
Who does Jack Clinton and his gang of pee ons think they are, interrupting a celebration of the new SNW Texas Champion?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not sure, but we might be about to find out as Jack Clinton looks ready to address us.

JACK CLINTON
Hold on, hold on, hold on. This celebration is being invaded by the Army of the Gods on account of it being perhaps one of the biggest loads of bullshit on television this evening. And I don't think our viewers need any more reason to change the channel or take a piss break than they already have had watching you guys for the last couple of minutes.

The fans are cheering as Matthews looks around the arena wildly with a look of anger and confusion on his face.

JACK CLINTON
Now, last time out at Summer Bash, as far as anyone could see, there was only one man who had the guts, the guile, the gall, the overall total package of skill to win the match. Only one man was as dominant as he claimed he would be. And that man is not the one standing over there with the belt!

Matthews is chuckling after this statement, holds up the belt in the aisle and mouths "I beg to differ" at Clinton in the ring.

JACK CLINTON
You can say whatever you want about me, Vinnie, and believe me, I've been from one end of this planet to the other and I've heard it all at least once or twice. But the only thing that you should be saying is that "I was not the better man, Jack Clinton; I am not as good a wrestler as you are, Jack Clinton; I am in AWE of you, Jack Clinton; you were the deserving winner, Jack Clinton"- and no one so far has heard you say that!

Now the entire Insurgence group is laughing, with Matthews pointing at Clinton and asking Hale "Who does he think he is, Randy Savage" as the crowd around him is going bonkers.

JACK CLINTON
You may have come out of the match the winner and you may be the man that has the belt, but you know what that makes you, Vinnie? That makes you a guy with a leather section and ten pounds of precious metal attached to it. That does not make you a champion. What makes you a champion is the way you conduct yourself. What makes you a champion is how you wrestle. And what makes you a champion is how you win matches. And what grades do you get? F, F, and big honkin' F!

Matthews has stopped laughing, and is now looking at Clinton with a hard stare and we can see his blood pressure rising some.


JACK CLINTON
Vinnie, perhaps if you got over this overinflated sense of self you've got maybe you'd look at what the truth really is. If it wasn't for the fact that you're good buddies with that low-life douchebag, Gordon Heath, who's been looking to screw me at every opportunity he's had, the only job you'd ever have would've been mopping the floors at a porn theater. If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't do a damn guillotine choke right, you'd probably still be sucking wind chasing the Bad Blood Championship. And if it wasn't for the fact that you're such a spoiled little asshole, you could be on the winning side in this war!

Matthews is now steamed, has taken off his suit jacket and ripped his shirt off to reveal his torso. He's screaming at Clinton, who appears unfazed in the ring and is instead playing on the cheers of the crowd.

JACK CLINTON
Yeah, Vinnie, that's right. Angel and I were looking at you as a potential up and coming guy who would've fit in to the Army like a glove. And what the hell did you do? You ran down Angel, a man who's done a lot more in his career for himself and for wrestling than you ever could hope to do in six lifetimes! Where the hell do you get off?

And then- oh, this is the best- you wanna try and make me look like a damn fool. Constantly going to the same old tired bullshit that all those assholes in the back who faced me tried before. Why don't you go ask Viper what happened to him? Why don't you ask the former members of the SINdicate what happened? Why don't you ask Dreadlock what happened when you f*** with me?

Hale and Ryan look ready to charge the ring, and even take a couple of steps before Matthews puts his hands on them and tells them to stop in their tracks. Matthews advances a couple of steps, unsure of what Clinton will say and of his own actions that will follow.

JACK CLINTON
You see, Vinnie, the Army's not just about fighting and wars and shit...it's about teaching. It's about showing people why their actions have consequences and to teach them lessons about that. And school's in session. All you gotta do is watch what me and Angel do to Suckhole One and Suckhole Two later on and pay very close attention.

Because whenever we get in the ring again...and I don't care when it is, in what arena it is, in what COUNTRY it is...the same fate awaits you.

Matthews is now about to charge the ring, however Hale and Ryan return the favor this time and block his path to Clinton. Matthew screams "You want a war, you've got one" while being restrained by the Young Gunz.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton and his mates have called out Vincent Matthews and Insurgence and it looks like the future between these two entities will get violent.

JASON MARTEL
Jack Clinton has made a terrible mistake here tonight, he will regret pissing off the SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews. Why would you provoke someone you know can choke you out when he has already done it?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Time will tell, but it looks like Clinton is not yet through with the champ.

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[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome back and we... wait, I think I see him again.

JASON MARTEL
See who?

MARK FOLLOWILL
That guy from Summer Bash with the camera again. Look!

Camera focuses on a man in the audience standing behind a camcorder on a tripod. The man is wearing grey sweater warm-ups, big sunglasses and a huge moustache.

JASON MARTEL
Who cares. What's he going to do? Put the show on Youtube? Big deal.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No, it says on the ticket that you can't bring camcorders. That man is breaking the law!

JASON MARTEL
So says the man who drinks on the air.

Suddenly, Matt Margera comes out from the back with a microphone in his hand.

MATT MARGERA
STOP THAT MAN!

Matt Margera goes rushing to the ringside area and starts working his way through the crowd as he tries to get to the man with the camcorder. First, he runs into the Cotton Candy Man, knocking the Cotton Candy everywhere. Next, Matt bumps into a Popcorn salesmen and popcorn goes flying. He gets a little further before bumping into a water guy, but the big heavy tub of bottled water hits Matt straight in the chest and staggers him down to the ground.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don't think these vendors are quite cooperating.

JASON MARTEL
Epic fail is just another day in the office for Matt Margera.

Matt gets back to his feet and makes it out onto the concourse of the Gordietorium. He looks around and realizes that the culprit is long gone. Matt pulls out a walkie talkie.

MATT MARGERA
I lost him. Stay on your toes, people. We're going to catch this bastard.

Shot goes back to the broadcast table, where Jason Martel is chuckling to himself as Mark Followill shakes his head at the absurdity of what we've seen. However, he's not so mad about the absurdity as he is that Matt Margera couldn't catch that elusive camcorder man.

JASON MARTEL
Gee, and Matt Margera wonders why I left him high and dry back in our days together at UHW?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt will catch that terrorist. I can just feel it.

"Chicken Huntin'" plays over the PA, and the crowd cheers as Twitch and Eddy come out from the back accompanied by a cloud of smoke as has become common for them. They slap hands with the fans, and stare at the ladder in the aisle as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a tag team ladder match for the SNW Tag Team Championships! Making their way to the ring first the challengers, Twitch and Eddy the Alley Ratz!

The Ratz get in the ring, keeping their eyes on the ladder even as they pose on the turnbuckles with the fans.

MARK FOLLOWILL
For any fans tuning in thinking they have found an old show, no this is no rerun. The Alley Ratz won another shot at the Texas Tag Team Titles by beating out both Revolution X and Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca two weeks ago at Summer Bash. This time, they get their chance in a match that favors them, a ladder match.

JASON MARTEL
I wish we could get rid of these stoner rejects. Why couldn't we have Revolution X, or Gavin and Bianca in this match? These guys have had their time. Let someone else get a crack.

MARK FOLLOWILL
They earned it fair and square Jason. You're advocating just giving someone something just for being there?

JASON MARTEL
Well I guess, if that's how you want to twist my words around Marky.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I guess we know who you voted for this past November then.

"TNT" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer even more as Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford come out from the back. Adorned with the SNW Texas Tag Team belts around their waists, they interact with the fans as they make their way down to the aisle to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Making their way to the ring... they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

Smith and Rutherford enter the ring, while Twitch and Eddy remain in their corners. The duo poses on the turnbuckles with their belts, then jump down and hand them to the referee. The hooks descend from the roof, and the referee hangs each belt on a hook which are then raised above the ring again.

MARK FOLLOWILL
TNT proved they were the superior team at Summer Bash over the Young Gunz, however not an easy test here tonight as they face the Alley Ratz in this ladder match.

JASON MARTEL
This should be Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale fighting these two lost causes. Did you see that match Fozzywill? They got screwed, I tells ya!

MARK FOLLOWILL
"I tells ya!" What are you, the Crazy Prospector or something? TNT won that match fair and square.

JASON MARTEL
Whatever, but this one time Mark I was wrestling a match in Rhode Island and guess who I was facing.

MARK FOLLOWILL
... A big ol' bear?

JASON MARTEL
No, Jerry Lawler. What's your obsession with bears anyway? You got some sort of weird fetish?

The Alley Ratz vs. TNT(c): SNW Texas Tag Team Championship Ladder Match

A wild match was promised, and these two teams did not fail. Twitch and Andrew Smith quickly rushed each other while their partners both exited the ring and grabbed ladders. Eddy and Mike Rutherford re-entered the ring and had a ladder fight, before Rutherford smacked Eddy in the head and sent him to the mat. Smith and Rutherford used the ladder to assault both Twitch and Eddy, before setting the ladder up and both trying to climb and grab their titles. However, Eddy had regained his senses and threw the other ladder at the pair and both fell over into the floor. Twitch and Eddy controlled the next chunk of the match, including hitting a 420 Dropzone on Mike Rutherford on a ladder when Twitch came off the top rope. Both Twitch and Eddy tried to climb for the belts and win the match, but Andrew Smith hit a lariat clothesline from the top rope and knocked the ladder out from under them. Eddy fell to the mat but Twitch held onto the hook and tried to undo the belt. Smith saw this and grabbed another ladder and threw it at Twitch which hit him and forced him to the mat along with Eddy. More back and forth crash and burn action as both the Alley Ratz and TNT tried to obliterate each other, busting each other open. Andrew set up the ladder, and climbed up grabbing both belts at the top ending the match and giving TNT the successful title defense. Smith went over to his downed partner and brought him back to his feet handing him his title while the referee raised their hands in victory.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners and STILL the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a great match. Both teams had opportunities to come away with the titles but in the end, Andrew Smith saved the match without his partner and retained the titles for TNT.

JASON MARTEL
They are just interim champions. They won't last.

MARK FOLLOWILL
They won't last? Jason, they've retained against every challenger so far. What makes you think they won't last?

JASON MARTEL
Because it's time for change, you have to have hope.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh jeez not again.

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[Hollywood]

Matt Margera is walking backstage, talking into a walkie-talkie.

MATT MARGERA
Talk to me, people. I need every exit to be under watch. This guy isn't getting out of this building alive... without us knowing about it.

Matt Margera stops dead in his tracks, looking dead ahead of him. The camera pans to the right, showing that the camcorder culprit and Matt Margera are stuck in a stare. After the two exchange looks, the culprit makes a mad dash, with Matt Margera in pursuit. The culprit knocks a chair behind him. Matt knocks it out of the way and keeps pursuit. The culprit pulls a production crate in the way. Matt crashes into it but eventually pushes it out of the way and gives chase. He continues following the culprit down the a hallway. All of a sudden, a forklift carrying crates of water wheels in, completely blocking the hallway.

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FORKLIFT OPERATOR
Hey boss, where do you want these bottles of water?

MATT MARGERA
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!

FORKLIFT OPERATOR
Pfft, whatever, your majesty.

The forklift gets out of the way and Matt starts running after the culprit again. However, he's running through a closing loading gate and it closes before Matt can get through it.

MATT MARGERA
Damnit!

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MATT MARGERA
This is the big cheese. I repeat this is the big cheese. The Rat is in the parking lot. I want all eyes on the parking lot. If anything moves, I want ten people to be telling me about it.

Shot goes back to ringside, with Jason Martel trying to contain his laughter as Mark Followill looks over at him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You think it's funny that a potential terrorist is on the loose?

Jason stops laughing long enough to look over at Mark, then just busts out laughing.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You think it's funny?! YES OR NO?!

JASON MARTEL
Geezus, dude, calm down!

Starting at the main chorus, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits over the PA as the crowd comes to their feet, cheering their lungs out as Super Vader wanders out from behind the curtain, grunting and screaming at the fans in an appreciative manner.

MONICA DELUCA
This match is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship! First, the challenger... from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing 450 lbs, Super Vader!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A rematch from a little over two months ago when Katrina upset Super Vader to win the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title.

JASON MARTEL
I really don't care who wins this match as I don't really like either competitor. But I can honestly say that Super Vader won't be taking Katrina lightly this time around, and she may just have bitten off more than she can chew now.

Throughout his entrance, Super Vader throws up the Vader hand gesture with fans who do the same. He walks the steps up onto the apron and lumbers into the ring, making the Vader hand gesture inside the ring as his music dies down. Katrina emerges from the curtain as "Run to You" hits over the PA. She poses in front of the entrance curtain as the fans erupt and come to their feet cheering for her. Pumped up for the match, Kat walks down the aisle slapping hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs... the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's not often that a champion is the underdog in a match, but this is one of those rare times where that is the case.

JASON MARTEL
I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with that bloated fat ass, but Super Vader is right. Lightning won't strike twice for Katrina here tonight.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship
Katrina(c) vs Super Vader

Katrina and Super Vader started the match off a bit slow as they went about feeling each other out. But the fans were eating up the action once it heated up not too long into the match. Katrina used her speed and quickness early on to fluster and frustrate Super Vader, but she got a bit cocky as she ran the ropes and got blasted Batista-like spinebuster. Super Vader continued to work Katrina over with a sequence of different suplexes, first nailing back suplex, followed by a side belly to belly suplex, followed by a gutwrench suplex, and finished off with a butterfly suplex. Super Vader went for a pin, but only got a two count from it. Super Vader kept working Katrina over, dominating her for several minutes before he made the mistake of putting his head down after whipping her into the ropes. Katrina rebounded off the ropes and nailed Super Vader with a running DDT, and went for a pinfall herself, but couldn't get a count off as Goryokaku ran in and stomped away at her. The referee shouted at him to get out, and he did as he walked to the back. Katrina shook it off, and proceeded to bang Super Vader's head on the canvas, then stomped away at him. Katrina eyed the top turnbuckle as the fans cheered her on. She climbed to the top and came flying off the top turnbuckle with a Swanton Bomb attempt, but Super Vader rolled out of the way. Super Vader brought Kat closer to the corner as he eyed the turnbuckles. He climbed to the middle turnbuckle, his back to Kat. He bounced on the ropes several times, then came crashing down on top of Katrina with a Vader Splash. Before the referee could count to three, Baron of all people came running into the ring and pounded away at Super Vader with several clubbing blows. Super Vader jumped up and brawled with Baron, knocking Baron out of the ring as the referee ordered him to the back in an effort to try to get a conclusive outcome to the match. Super Vader and Katrina continued to tussle, with Super Vader and Katrina bumping heads and knocking each other down to the mat as they rebounded off the ropes. Now Jade Claypool, Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan ran into the ring to attack Super Vader and Katrina respectively as the referee frantically called for the bell before Ryan floored him with the Ryan Xpress.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The referee has tried to give these fans inside the Gordietorium a great Von Erich Memorial Title match, only for everyone and their dog to come out and ruin it!

JASON MARTEL
And now Baron and Goryokaku are back and joining in on the fun!

MARK FOLLOWILL
But here come Emo Kid, Alexander Draven, Hannah, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton to even the odds. And now the Destruction Crew are out here! It's mass chaos as everyone is fighting each other, and nobody can seem to stop this melee!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside in the dark of night as it's raining. Matt Margera is impatiently pacing with a walkie talkie in his hand.

VOICE ON WALKIE TALKIE
Sir, we've got movement in an '87 maroon Chevy Astrowagon.

MATT MARGERA
Astrowagon, got it. Do we have a company car?

BACKSTAGE GUY
Pfft, no.

MATT MARGERA
Darn. Board me.

BACKSTAGE GUY
Board you?

MATT MARGERA
Yeah, board me.

From off screen, a skateboard flies in and Matt grabs it and starts rolling. He catches up and finds the Astrowagon pulling away, grabbing the back handle to latch on. The culprit in the Astrowagon notices and he starts going fast and swerving to try and throw Matt off, but Matt stays resolved and holds on. After a moment, Matt looks over and sees that the van is approaching a train tracks crossing with all the lights and whistle flashing. He hears the train's whistle and sees a long freight train heading towards the crossing. The van is not slowing down. Matt realizes that the train and van are almost dead on to hit each other. Matt waits until the last minute, but eventually lets go, not wanting to risk it. Matt comes to a stop and watches as the Van barely slips past the crossing before the train comes rolling through. Matt just stands in awe as the train rolls by.

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MATT MARGERA
You're crazy, you know that? But you've messed with the wrong man.

Shot goes back to ringside as Jason Martel is smiling and shaking his head while Mark Followill seems a bit distraught.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What's so funny?

JASON MARTEL
Matt Margera, as usual, makes an idiot of himself, just like a typical Margera.

"Numb" comes on the PA and the fans boo as SINner's Law, accompanied by Doomsday, appear from the back and make their way to the ring. Deflecting the boos, the trio walk down the aisle.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by Doomsday... the team of Xalar Malum and Linkin Strife, SINner's Law!

Doomsday remains on the outside, while Malum and Strife get in the ring. Choosing to forgo the turnbuckles, they stand in their corner waiting on their opponents.

MARK FOLLOWILL
SINner's Law is coming off a big win at Summer Bash in a six person tag against Y Kores, so you've got to wonder if that momentum will keep them rolling into this match against the Williams Brothers.

JASON MARTEL
You would most definitely think so, as they had a great match at Summer Bash. Plus, the Williams Brothers are coming off a loss that wasn't their fault.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A loss is a loss. How does fault play into it at all?

JASON MARTEL
Well it's neither Marcus nor Mike's fault that Nick Scott turned into a traitorous bastard, so they can't feel bad about War Games.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Even though they did nothing to help Nick Scott and make him feel better as a member of Chapter Six.

JASON MARTEL
Let's not get bogged down in semantics here.

"Iron Man" blares on the PA, and the boos of the crowd do not relent as Marcus and Mike come out from the back. Looking extremely ticked, Marcus and Mike slog through the boos as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 595 lbs... Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

Mike and Marcus take opposing turnbuckles and pose on the outside of the ring, to the continuing boos of the fans. They climb into the ring, and converge to discuss for a moment.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well as we were mentioning earlier, Mike and Marcus are probably quite unhappy about Nick Scott's turn on Chapter Six and their subsequent loss to Matt Margera and the Destruction Crew at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
Wouldn't you be? That backstabbing worm is going to get his someday, worse than what happened at the outset of tonight's telecast. I wouldn't want this pair of bad dudes mad at me I tell you what.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh great now I'm working with Hank Hill as my broadcast partner. Why don't you go and say you sell propane and propane accessories okay?

JASON MARTEL
No, but I will say on the subject of Nick Scott "That boy ain't right."

SINner's Law w/Doomsday vs. The Williams Brothers

The bell rang as Marcus and Xalar started the match. It was all Malum for the beginning part of the match, as he used his size advantage to bully Marcus. A variety of slams and DDTs Malum used were effective, as then Linkin Strife was tagged in to take over the assault. Doomsday was giving direction early, however Mike Williams on the outside got into a shouting match with Doomsday and ended up going nose to nose with him before nailing him with a clothesline and throwing him into the ring steps and eliminating him from interfering with the outcome. Mike was then tagged in, as Marcus was able to reverse a powerbomb attempt by Strife into a backdrop. Mike came in and swung the momentum to the brothers Williams. Mike came in and clotheslined Strife, and then speared Malum off the apron. Mike brought Strife up to his feet, and waved Marcus into the ring. They hooked up Strife in the crucifix position, and nailed him with the H Bomb as Mike covered Strife to get the win for his team.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match... Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This looked to go the way of Strife and Malum, however Mike Williams heated up and took control. He took out both Doomsday and Malum, and then hit the H Bomb with his brother to get the win here.

JASON MARTEL
Man if I am Nick Scott, I am very worried right now after seeing that display of power by the Williams Brothers. He has some karma coming to him, and big time.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You can't stay on subject for any extended amount of time can you? Are you even aware a match just happened?

JASON MARTEL
Of course I am, and it was a damn good match at that. I'm just stating my opinions of what Mike and Marcus might be pondering.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The fact that you used the word pondering just stunned our audience.

JASON MARTEL
I'm full of surprises Fozzywill, just like your love partners are full of air.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not Gordon Heath, sir. However, I bet SINner's Law wishes they were after a loss to the Williams Brothers here tonight

Bob Sturm stands by with an annoyed Ricky Blair.

BOB STURM
Ladies and, um, gentlemen... Ricky Blair.

RICKY BLAIR
Really? This is the best you give me?

BOB STURM
Last Saturday, um, you made, um your presence known at um, Summer Bash. How do you, um, explain your actions, as I'm sure Brett Favre would not approve?

RICKY BLAIR
(Laughs)
Seriously? Who do you think you're talking to? Let's just say that Chris Angel should be happy to still be the SNW Bad Blood Champion. I have no clue as to why he has an attitude with me.

BOB STURM
How, um, about your little, um, debacle, um, at City Streets the other day?

RICKY BLAIR
What? With the bartender?

BOB STURM
Um, yeah.

RICKY BLAIR
First off, watch how you answer me. Like you have any gall around here. Just like that bartender, you're below me. You should consider yourself lucky that you're sharing airtime with me. That's what the bartender's problem was. He didn't know his position, which is below me. You, that bartender, and anyone else should know their position in life, because I'm top dog. I'm the real boss. I'm SNW's VIP. You're nothing but dirt. Now, if you excuse me this interview is over.

BOB STURM
Yeah but....

RICKY BLAIR
OVER!

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[Hollywood]

The lights inside the Gordietorium go out as the sound of a beating pulse can be heard over the PA system. Seether's cover version of "Careless Whisper" hits just as the pulse flatlines, and the lights come back on as Emo Kid, along with Hannah, makes his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Hannah and hailing from Bakersfield, California, weighing 185 lbs... Emo Kid!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emo Kid looks to gain a measure of revenge against Goryokaku tonight after Gory blatantly cost Emo Kid a chance at winning the Von Erich Memorial Championship two weeks ago at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
Well I don't know if Emo Kid is really focused on that. He seems to be more worried about throwing a wedding for his now fiancee, Hannah. Hell, he got his facts wrong earlier this week. That idiot said that Gory caused Wench to get disqualified at Summer Bash! She wasn't disqualified... it was a no contest! Big difference!

MARK FOLLOWILL
But the result is the same in that Emo Kid is not the Von Erich Memorial Champion, and for that he's not too happy.

Emo Kid walks up the steps and holds the ropes open for Hannah as she enters the ring. Emo holds Hannah's right arm and hand up in the air and shows her off to the fans, who cheer the couple on as Emo's music dies down. The lights go back out as "Journey Through the Dark" begins to play over the PA system. Red lighting illuminates the Gordietorium as Tanya Adams leads Goryokaku down to the ring, much to the chagrin of the fans who boo the dastardly couple out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, accompanined by Tanya Adams and hailing from Lowestoft, England, weighing 245 lbs, Goryokaku!

JASON MARTEL
Now here's a man who is focused. Here's a man who is driven, and won't accept anything less than the best. Just ask Dreadlock about what happened to him after losing that Falls Count Anywhere match against Gory's younger brother two weeks ago at Summer Bash.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Gory and Tanya sure didn't go light on Dreadlock after that brutal and insane match up that saw them take the fight to the Ol' South Pancake House and the Fort Worth Zoo of all places.

Goryokaku w/Tanya Adams vs Emo Kid w/Hannah

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Emo Kid didn't even Gory a chance to go through his usual prayer routine as Emo Kid came flying over the top ropes and crashing down on top of Gory with a flying plancha. Emo proceeded to punch away at Gory, then Tanya Adams ran in and raked Emo's eyes from behind. Hannah didn't take kindly to this as she ran over, and a catfight broke out between Tanya and Hannah. SNW officials ran out to try to separate the two ladies as they fought all the way to the back. Meanwhile, Emo Kid rolled Gory back into the ring, but the momentum shifted towards Gory as he took Emo down with an arm drag and immediately locked in an arm bar. Gory took control of the match at this point, working him over with his superior technical wrestling ability. Gory even caused Emo to shout in pain as he locked him in the Tarantula in the ropes, but had to let go before referee Danny Travers could reach the full five count. Gory made a mistake that shifted the match towards Emo's favor when he went for a sidewalk slam off the Irish whip as Emo countered with a flying headscissors takedown. Gory got back up, only to be knocked back down with a dropsault from Emo Kid. Emo got a bit overconfident as he climbed to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Gory to get back up. Emo came flying off the top turnbuckle with a missile dropkick, only for Gory to roll out of the way and Emo to crash his right leg on the mat. Gory went in for the kill, nailing thigh kick after thigh kick to Emo's right leg, then hit him with a flurry of kicks that he calls the Okaku Convention. After the Okaku Convention, Gory went for the Gory Kick, but Emo ducked out of the way and went to work wailing away at Gory's chest with a series of open hand slaps, followed by a snap suplex. Emo got back up, favoring his leg, and went to pick Gory up for a scoop slam, but his leg gave out on him and he fell down. Like a shark that smells blood, Gory immediately locked in the Okaku Lock. Emo had no choice to tap out. "Journey Through the Dark" boomed over the PA as the crowd voiced their displeasure, with the referee holding Gory's hand up in the air.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Goryokaku!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emo Kid took one chance too many, and it cost him big time.

JASON MARTEL
Let me tell you right now as someone who was under Goryokaku's tutelege and was foolish enough to turn my back on him a long time ago. Goryokaku is a vindictive son of an unnamed gun, and won't stop until he has hurt you beyond repair, and he'll still continue to hurt you physically and mentally. I can tell you right now, there is no one that can stop Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven.

Gory walks to the ropes and holds his hands out for a microphone which is promptly handed to him, he strolls back to the out cold Emo Kid and lifts his head.

GORYOKAKU
Under my skin? Possibly inside my head? As I said before Emo Kid, your ignorance is on the same level as Patrick Starfish. Yes, a cartoon character that seemed to inspire some hatred from you. But this is the result here. You are out cold in the center of the ring, showing me how superior your reign will be. Do you understand yet what the difference between our abilities is? Does your Slit Wrist theory help you here?

When it comes to playing games, Kid, when it comes to getting inside some one's head, you have no idea what you are doing. All you seem to be able to do is fail around like a lost child. You point out all of Wench's tag team pins whilst she held the belts with me, but you never once asked her why she got the pins. Who allowed her to take the credit? Your statement didn’t register because it’s not that I wish I had half the talent Wench has. It's that you prayed I had only that much talent so you might in some strange way stand a chance. I hate to break the news to you but this is reality, and Wench knows that her days are numbered whether she wants to believe it or not. Her grave was dug by her own hands and all you’ve done, Kid, is just add a few more inches to the depth that she will fall into.

My game, my rules, my ring. You were never going to win this match, nor any other match you’ll ever face me in because you just don’t have what it takes to face me when I’m serious.

Gory drops Emo Kid's head and stands up he turns around to face the entrance then speaks once more.

GORYOKAKU
Wench, I hope you understand the message here. If you're going to continue running away from me, then I’m going to hurt everyone else around you. It’s time you faced up to your own problems with out the help of those around you. Wench it’s time you start to understand that I’m serious and there’s no one in this federation who is capable of stopping me from reaching my goal. It’s your turn to make a move Wench. Make sure you make the right one. You don’t want to trip up and fall further from grace, do you?

Gory stands in the ring over Emo Kid when all of a sudden, the lights in the arena go out and a laugh is heard throughout the arena. A mix of screaming and cheering can be heard coming from the fans.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is going on here, and just who in the world is laughing?!

JASON MARTEL
Your guess is as good as mine, as I can't make out a voice. Whoever this is has spent a good chunk of change to disguise their voice.

DEMONIC SOUNDING VOICE
Gory, look at you. So proud of what you have just done.

A spotlight shines down on Gory as he looks around the Gordietorium.

DEMONIC SOUNDING VOICE
Gory, you claim to be the master of mind games, but I think you are the master of manipulation. I mean, you honestly cannot make it by yourself. We all have seen that. That is why you surround yourself with people to do the jobs you can't. Gory, what is your claim to fame, honestly?

Gory shakes his head at the voice and starts to leave the spot light.

DEMONIC SOUNDING VOICE
Not so fast, Gory. If you take another step, I can't promise Tanya will be safe.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tanya? I thought she was in the back fighting with Hannah?

JASON MARTEL
She was. She must've been taken by whoever this creep is during that melee going on in the back. And with that goof, Matt Margera, wasting his time chasing some guy with a big mustache, and with Gordie and the Sports Nutz discombobulated after Sports Talk, it's practically anarchy here tonight.

A spotlight shines on Tanya on the outside as a masked man is holding a knife to her throat and a mic in the other hand. The fans are in such shock that they are dead silent. The man in the mask holds the mic to his face.

MASKED MAN
Look at her, Gory. So helpless, and nothing you or her can do to save her if I decide it's her time. Now Gory, you like to play games. Well so do I and I want to play a game with you. I am going to take you to the brink of insanity, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. So get ready for not only the fight of your life, but the fight for your own sanity.

The masked man drops the mic and grabs Tanya around the throat as the fans scream in horror. SNW security guards rush out, but before they can do anything, the masked man looks up at Gory and raises the knife high as the lights go out. A scream is heard thoughout the arena. The lights come back up and Tanya is standing there shaking. Gory rushes out to her, and the masked man seems to have vanished.

MASKED MAN'S DISTORTED DEMONIC VOICE
Gory, I want to play a game. Get ready to die.

A laugh is heard throughout the arena again as Gory checks on Tanya and looks around the arena with a look of rage on his face.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That... That's going too far. I don't like Goryokaku whatsoever, but you don't threaten to kill another man's woman.

JASON MARTEL
Whoever that masked man is, he's going to pay, and it just might be with his OWN life.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Brenda Price is standing by with S.T. Strickler.

BRENDA PRICE
Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with S.T. Strickler...

S.T. STRICKLER
That's "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler, hussy.

BRENDA PRICE
Excuse me... I am here with "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler, who has requested this interview time.

S.T. STRICKLER
That's right, because SNW sure as hell won't give it to me. But I'm sure they'll bend over backward to do whatever they can for Levetation!

BRENDA PRICE
Excuse me, but what's your beef with Levetation?

S.T. STRICKLER
How about the fact that I was just thrown on TV with no hype whatsoever, so fans around the globe have no idea when I'm wrestling. Yet Levetation gets this big ass commercial produced for him to hype up his millionth return to professional wrestling. And let's be honest, that stupid video was just a waste of time because you know and I know he'll Josh Knox and Lloyd Banks this company by leaving just as quickly as he arrived.

BRENDA PRICE
OK, first off, I don't see where you get off saying the fans didn't know when you were wrestling when it was promoted on various television channels throughout the country that carry Wrestling Hangover, as well as hyped up on SNW.com.

S.T. STRICKLER
Look, I'll do the talking. First off, I shouldn't say that it's SNW holding me back, because I know deep down that Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz have done what they can to help me out. It's that idiot, Matt Margera, that's trying to hold me back. But that goof can't even catch an old man with a fake mustache and big sunglasses. So what makes him think he can hold "The Real Deal" back? Anyway, I've gotta run. I've got fly honeys to attend to.

Brenda shakes her head as the shot goes back to ringside. "Superhero" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as Alex Daniels comes from the back. He walks to the ring with a very cocky grin on his face, soaking in the boos like they are his lifeblood.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 220 lbs., "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Daniels climbs in the ring, and mounts the turnbuckle as the boos roll off of him. He encourages the crowd, telling them to be louder as he grins cockily and climbs down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well we have sort of an international showdown tonight, as we have a Canadian taking on a Finnish. Well, actually, a British man who makes his home in Finland. But be that as it may, Alex Daniels is getting booed out of the building, yet he seems to be enjoying the boos.

JASON MARTEL
Let's face it, Alex Daniels is one of the best and these stupid fans can't accept that he's Canadian. Look at them, they just do not like the fact he is from up North.

MARK FOLLOWILL
So your saying they are booing him because he is from Canada, not because he is a cocky arrogant prick?

JASON MARTEL
I call them as I see them Mark.

"Lovefurypassionenergy" booms on the PA, and the boos turn to cheers as Andy Lionheart comes out from the back. He gladly slaps hands with the fans who adore him as he keeps his eyes on his opponent in the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent from Kemi, Finland and weighing in at 210 lbs., Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart slides in the ring, and forgoes the posts in order to keep his eye on Alex Daniels who he suspects of deception. Daniels is leaning against the turnbuckles with a careless expression on his face.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both of these men competed at Summer Bash, yet two different outcomes were had. Andy Lionheart led the show off with a win over Criss Cassidy, while Alex Daniels was apart of the losing team along with Chapter Six during War Games.

JASON MARTEL
You can't blame Daniels because he's the SNW Wrestler of the Year. His teammates were bringing him down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Didn't help that Nick Scott turned on Chapter Six after he realized he finally took enough of their abuse.

JASON MARTEL
He didn't want to be a team player, and he paid for it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No he didn't. Chapter Six did when Scott assisted Matt Margera and the Destruction Crew to win the match.

JASON MARTEL
Why must you always argue with me?

Andy Lionheart vs. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels

The bell rang, and from the beginning this match was a test of speed and quickness. Daniels had control of the match early, locking up with Lionheart and using knees to the stomach to set up fast drop kicks and clotheslines. Daniels bounced off the ropes, but got rejected when he went for a swinging neckbreaker after Lionheart hit a reverse DDT to change the pace of the match. A top rope leg drop on Daniels only garnered a two count, and Lionheart locked in a Boston Crab to try and get Daniels to tap out. After a couple of minutes in that, Daniels used his legs to force Lionheart through the ropes out of the ring. Daniels hit an over the top rope cross body that brought both to the floor. Both men re-entered the ring at the eight count, and the match ended when Daniels tried to hit the Thunderbolt however Lionheart turned it into the Lion's Heart and picked up the three count in this match.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Andy Lionheart!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This was not a clash of the titans, it was a fast paced cruiserweight type match. Both Lionheart and Daniels flew around the ring, but in the end it was Lionheart reversing the Thunderbolt to grab the three count.

JASON MARTEL
Lionheart should have been counted out, that's just a damn shame.

MARK FOLLOWILL
They both got back in the ring at the same time! How big of an Alex Daniels homer are you?!?!?

JASON MARTEL
I think it's pretty obvious that I'm the president of the Alex Daniels fan club thank you very much.

MARK FOLLOWILL
So much for being an unbiased commentator.

JASON MARTEL
Least I can maintain my sobriety for the duration of a broadcast.

Followill sighs as the shot switches to the parking garage, where Baron is walking to his rental car, dragging his luggage behind him. Super Vader charges at him and nails him with a running forearm smash. Super Vader and Baron brawl out in the parking garage, winding up on top of the trunk of Baron's rental car as Super Vader is on top of Baron, punching away at him. Baron gouges Super Vader's eyes, then kicks him in the groin as Super Vader crumbles down to the ground.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We have a brawl breaking out between Super Vader and Baron out in the parking garage!

JASON MARTEL
Two big, bad brawlers duking it out. I love it!

Baron opens the back door and throws his luggage into the back seat, then slams the door shut. He opens the front door and enters, sitting down in the driver seat and closing the door as Super Vader crawls to his feet. Baron begins to drive off, but then he stops the car, then peels it in reverse.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh my god, he's gonna kill him!

JASON MARTEL
Whoa!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader sidestepped out of the way just in time.

JASON MARTEL
And here comes Super Vader after Baron!

Baron slams on the gas and peels out of the parking garage right as Super Vader is about to make it to the car. Super Vader wags his fist, shouting "I'll get you, you damn coward!" as Baron speeds off.

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[Hollywood]

"Big Gun" blasts over the PA, and Myke Rhines leads Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan out to the ring as the fans boo them out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Myke Rhines... the team of Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale, the Young Gunz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Certainly no love lost among the wrestlers involved in this match up.

JASON MARTEL
Oh no doubt. The Army of the Gods may have bitten off more than they can chew when they ruined Vincent Matthews' Texas Championship celebration.

Marcus and Samuel scoff at the ringside fans as they enter the ring, along with Myke Rhines. "Big Gun" dies down as Marcus, Samuel and Myke all taunt the ringside fans. "Indestructible" blares over the PA, and the crowd jumps to their feet and erupt with a deafening roar as Jack Clinton and Chris Angel make their way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... the team of Jack Clinton and the SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And they're not going to wait for the bell as the Young Gunz have stormed out of the ring and have started a big brawl with the two founding fathers of the Army of the Gods!

JASON MARTEL
Well can you blame them after what the Army did tonight on Sports Talk?

Jack Clinton and Chris Angel vs The Young Gunz w/Myke Rhines

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Jack Clinton is brawling with Marcus Ryan while Chris Angel is duking it out with Samuel Hale. Referee Rick Maynard is trying to get any two of the four wrestlers in the ring so that he can ring the bell to start the match. Angel clotheslines Hale into the ringside crowd while Clinton scoops Ryan up and drops him down facefirst on the ring apron. Myke Rhines runs and hits Angel with a forearm shot to the back, but it has no effect as Angel turns around and grabs him by the shirt collar.[/i]

JASON MARTEL
Now why does Chris Angel think it's OK to beat up on a poor, defenseless manager?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Maybe because that manager is trying to factor into the outcome of the match.

Clinton has rolled Ryan into the ring, and the referee calls for the bell to "officially" start the match. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Angel has scooped up Myke Rhines onto his shoulders. He brings him over to the announcers table as the crowd is getting louder and louder. Hale is staggering up to his feet and trying to climb over the barricade, but it's too late as Angel has climbed up onto the announcers table and powerslams Rhines through the table, completely destroying Rhines and the table.

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Hale looks up to see what's happened, and he runs over to Angel, but Angel sees him, jumps up off the ground and spears Hale to the ground, knocking the wind out of him. Meanwhile, Clinton is working Ryan over with a mudhole stomping in the corner, then drags Ryan out of the corner and locks him in a leg lock, only for Ryan to make it to the ropes and forcing Clinton to break the hold. Angel is back on the ring apron and is ready to be tagged in, and Clinton obliges.[/color][/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good gosh! How did our equipment not get destroyed?

JASON MARTEL
I don't know, but Chris Angel should be fined, suspended and stripped of that Bad Blood Title for what he did to a poor, defenseless manager!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And here come a team of EMTs to help Rhines up and to the back.

As the EMTs help Rhines to the back, Chris Angel goes to work on Marcus Ryan with a series of punches and jabs, but Ryan makes a comeback as he blocks several of the punchs and nails Angel in the face with a series of right hand punches, then whips him hard into the corner. Ryan doesn't let up as he charges in with a clothesline into the corner. Angel staggers out of the corner, and Ryan floors him with a running clothesline, then makes the tag to Samuel Hale. Hale picks Angel's legs up and turns him over into a Texas Cloverleaf.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Samuel Hale now trying to make "The Dream" submit, but I don't think Chris Angel will give up that easily.

JASON MARTEL
I have to agree with you. There hasn't been enough damage done to Angel's legs to garner a submission victory yet, but it is a great wear down hold.

Hale transitions out of the Cloverleaf and into an Indian Deathlock, applying more pressure each time he falls down on his back. He lets go and makes the tag to Marcus Ryan. Angel staggers up, but Hale nails him with a standing dropkick, and Ryan floors him with another running clothesline as Hale goes back to his corner. Ryan picks Angel up and gets him in a pumphandle position, lifts him up, and brings him down hard with a pumphandle slam. Ryan goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Angel kicks out. Ryan picks Angel up and slams him down with a release Fisherman's Suplex, then makes the tag to Samuel Hale, who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Hale attempts a Corkscrew Leg Drop, but Angel rolls out of the way just in the nick of time. Ryan charges at Angel, but Angel catches him, spins around and brings Ryan down with a spinning powerslam. Ryan rolls to the outside as Hale tries to get up and prevent Angel from making the tag, but it's too late as Angel tags Clinton in to a big pop from the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton, who is fresh, is in the ring and Samuel Hale is in big trouble.

JASON MARTEL
This can't be good.

Clinton charges into the ring and knocks Hale down to the mat with a throat thrust. As Hale tries to get up, Clinton backs up and rebounds off the ropes, then brings Hale right back down with an axe kick. Clinton goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out. Clinton picks Hale up in a military press, and holds him up in the air. But right as Clinton turns around, Marcus Ryan comes from out of nowhere to blast Clinton in the face with a running big boot, causing Hale to fall on top of Clinton for a pinfall, but Angel quickly breaks it up, then a melee ensues between Angel and Ryan.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Marcus Ryan tried to help Samuel Hale steal one, and now we've got a brawl between Chris Angel and Marcus Ryan!

JASON MARTEL
It's getting out of hand again as Chris Angel has clotheslined Marcus Ryan out of the ring, and now the fight between those two has spilled to the outside.

In the ring, Samuel Hale picks Clinton up and grabs him in a headlock. He runs and brings Clinton down with a running bulldog and goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton powers out of it. Hale goes to punch Clinton, but the punches have no effect as Clinton punches back, then whips Hale into the ropes. Hale rebounds off the ropes and Clinton floors him with a straight punch to the face. Clinton goes for a pin. ONE.... TWO... THR-NO! Marcus Ryan drags Clinton off of Hale by the feet, bringing Clinton to the outside. Marcus Ryan tries to get a cheap shot in on Clinton, but Clinton blocks it and nails Ryan with a straight punch that spins Ryan around and right into a Face Buster from Chris Angel on the floor outside the ring. Clinton goes to re-enter the ring, but Hale locks him in the Bite of the Dragon inside the ropes. However, Hale has to let go before the referee reaches the full five count. Hale then shouts at Clinton to get up. Clinton is back up, and Hale charges at him, attempting a running spinning heel kick. But Clinton catches Hale, makes an adjustment and slams him down hard with the Three Story Hell Ride. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Young Gunz hung in there, but they were just outmatched by a fired up team of Jack Clinton and Chris Angel.

JASON MARTEL
Clinton and Angel had an unfair advantage from attacking them earlier in the night during Sports Talk!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wait a second, this thing is far from over as Vincent Matthews has run down to ringside and just clocked Chris Angel with the Texas Championship belt!

JASON MARTEL
Vigilante justice, courtesy of the "Black Hearted Warrior!"

Clinton runs over and grabs Vincent by the head and drags him in the ring, and lifts him up for the Three Story Hell Ride, but Vincent nails him in the head with the Texas Championship belt. Vincent stomps away at Clinton, but Alexander Draven runs down to the ring with a steel chair in hand and swings for the fences as Vincent runs out of there as fast as he can. The Young Gunz catch up to him as Angel staggers back up and Alexander Draven checks on both Clinton and Angel. "Ecstasy of Gold" booms over the PA, and the crowd erupts with tremendously loud boos as the commissioner, Craig "Senior" Mueller, appears from behind the curtain, microphone in hand.

CRAIG MUELLER
Now hold up a minute here! You all hate each other so much, you want to tear each other apart, I can feel it! Well, you'll get your chance next weekend on Wrestling Hangover. It will be Jack Clinton teaming up with the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina, as well as Alexander Draven, to take on the team of Jade Claypool and the Young Gunz. And if ANYBODY from either the Army of the Gods or Insurgence interferes, ALL members of BOTH factions will be FIRED! And should that happen, I'll come up with a solution to crown a new Texas Champion as the title would be vacant if all members of both factions were to be fired. Also, Chris Angel, thanks to you, Myke Rhines will be unable to be attend any SNW events for next week, so I have something special in store for you. You will put your Bad Blood Title on the line next Saturday night on Guys Night Out. You will be facing "The Renegade" Xalar Malum in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Good luck to all of you, because you're all gonna friggin' need it!

Craig storms off as the remaining members of Insurgence and the Army of the Gods stare each other down, yelling trash talk to each other to close out the show.[/center]