Saturday Night Onslaught: 9/26/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to a montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Katrina holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Vincent Matthews being hoisted onto the Sports Nutz shoulders and holding the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship high in the air.

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LIVE!!! THE GORDIETORIUM!!! FT. WORTH, TX!!!

Shot opens inside the Gordietorium, where a sold out crowd of 3,524 fans are cheering their heads off as the camera pans down to the broadcast booth, where Mark Followill and for this week only, Koko B. Ware, stand by with microphones in their hands before they sit down to do commentary. What they're saying can only be heard on the broadcast. We can also see the ring is set up for Sports Talk as "Ecstasy of Gold" plays over the PA, with the fans booing while Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz make their way to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome, everyone, to Saturday Night Onslaught! I'm Mark Followill, and this week, due to what happened last week on Guys Night Out, Jason Martel is out. And in his stead is "The Birdman" himself, Koko B. Ware.

KOKO B. WARE
That big oaf should be fined and suspended for putting his hands on an announcer, yet he's getting a shot at the SNW Texas Championship?! But I'm sure Gordie and the Sports Nutz will address that here tonight on Sports Talk.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Speaking of which, let's go to the ring right now!

The fans are booing as "Ecstasy of Gold" continues to play over the PA. Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller are all sitting down on their movie director-style chairs, microphones in hand. A blue Eli Manning New York Giants jersey is in a corner, tucked away inside a picture frame which is set on a picture stand. The music dies down as Gordie gets ready to address the crowd.

GORDIE
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the most watched talk show on television today, Sports Talk!

The crowd boos their disapproval as Gordie, George and Craig just continue to ham it up for the cameras.

DUNPORK
You people can show a little bit more respect than that, especially considering that we're cowtowing to your wishes tonight and booked as our guests a group of wrestlers you swine enjoy so much.

CRAIG MUELLER
That's right. Tonight, our guests on Sports Talk are none other than the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, Jack Clinton; the SNW Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel; the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina; Alexander Draven; and the puppy love couple of Emo Kid and Hannah. Ladies and gentlemen, the Army of the Gods!

"Indestructible" hits, and out walk the Army of the Gods from behind the curtain. Each member takes his and/or her time to scan the crowd, then walk down to the ring. They're a bit perturbed that there are no seats for them, nor are there any mics for themselves.

KOKO B. WARE
See, Gordie and the Sports Nutz are not the biased, power hungry people that you claim they are, Followill.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You mean it doesn't strike you a bit odd that they would have the Army of the Gods as their guests tonight?

GORDIE
Alright, guys, let's cut right to the chase. First off, Mr. Clinton, I'm sure you're excited about being given a second chance at the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. I mean, let's be honest here. Most guys who blow it like you did at Summer Bash don't get a second chance. But because of a Championship Committee that's heavily influenced by that skate punk, Matt Margera, you get just that chance at Natural Selection on November 13 at the Super Pit in Denton, Texas, which just so happens to be the night of Friday the 13th. What would you like to say to Matt Margera as your way of saying thanks for such a wonderful opportunity?

Right as Jack is about to say something, Gordie pulls the mic away from him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now that's just rude.

KOKO B. WARE
Gordie can't help it if Jack Clinton is speechless at receiving such an opportunity at Natural Selection.

GORDIE
I should've known that you were speechless from excitement. Craig, I'll now let you have the floor as I know you've been wanting to talk to our current Bad Blood Champion for quite some time.

CRAIG MUELLER
I have, Mr. Heath. Now Mr. Angel, you do realize how lucky you are that I allowed your successful title defense to stand last week, considering that an AM radio talk show host counted the pinfall and not an actual SNW referee, right?

Right as Chris Angel is about to say something, Craig pulls the mic back.

CRAIG MUELLER
Oh, don't worry about it. I understand what it's like to be so taken aback by something that you can't say anything. But tell me, do you really expect to hold onto that belt forever?

Again, right as Angel is about to say something, Craig pulls the microphone back.

CRAIG MUELLER
Damn, cat got your tongue? Well, you don't seem to want to talk, so I'll hand the floor over to the SNW General Manager, Mr. George Dunpork, who will talk to someone who I'm sure has a lot more to say than you.

DUNPORK
Thank you, good commissioner. Katrina, I have some questions for you. First off, are you at all afraid that Super Vader may finally have your number tonight in the big Von Erich Memorial Title match tonight?

Kat is about to say something, but Dunpork pulls the mic back. But before he can say anything, Jack Clinton grabs the mic out of his hands to a huge pop from the crowd. Gordie, Craig and George are not amused.

GORDIE
Just what the hell do you think you're doing?!

CLINTON
Taking back control of the situation, that's what I'm doing. And unless you want to end up like Jason Martel did last week you'll sit there, shut the hell up, and let us talk.[/color]

Clinton looks up in the rafters.

CLINTON
Alright, shut 'em off.

Clinton looks back to the Sports Nutz.

CLINTON
OK, you were saying?

Gordie tries to say something, but his mic doesn't seem to be working. He taps and blows on it, but no sound. Craig and George try to test their mics, but their mics aren't working either. Gordie and the Sports Nutz are livid, yelling at Clinton, shouting that he's responsible for this. Clinton just smirks as he passes the mic down to Katrina and stares a hole through Gordie while passing the mic to her. Kat takes the mic from him and gazes to the crowd.

KATRINA
I doubt he has my number. I beat him once, I can and will do it again.

She passes the mic back to Clinton. But before Clinton can say anything, "This Fire Burns" booms over the PA system. Vincent Matthews, clad in stonewash jeans and a blue Abercrombie and Fitch saddleback shirt, comes out from behind the curtain to tremendously loud boos from the 3,524 people inside the Gordietorium, microphone in hand and SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship belt over his shoulder as he elects to stand in front of the entrance.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Just what in the world does the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion have to do with this, other than he'll be taking on Jack Clinton for the title at Natural Selection on November 13?

KOKO B. WARE
Well if you'll shut the hell up, maybe you can hear him tell us what he has to do with this.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Well, it's good to see Jack Clinton and his merry band of misfits were able to cooperate enough to stand in the ring as a unit and talk together without breaking down due to trust issues. What a joke you five are, if you were any bigger of a joke Harry Seaman would be telling little kids all about you. I mean, I've been on this earth a long time and I've never seen a stable that barely trusts each other enough to work together for one single tag team match. Glad to see you've got the exact type of people that are just like you around you Jack, worthless useless wastes of human flesh who couldn't hold my jock or the jock of anyone that is privileged enough to be a part of Insurgence.

Speaking of Insurgence, it seems like we have quite the dilemma on our hands don't we guys? As much as I would like to lead my extremely trustworthy troops into battle against the scattering roaches of this Army you have put together Clinton, you've somehow squirreled another title shot out of SNW management so I get the pleasure of extracting that much more revenge out of you for your past crimes at Summer Bash. Needless to say though, when we fought at Summer Bash and I soundly defeated you by choking you out right in the middle of the ring, we were not fighting on your terms nor mine. So, next week on Guys Night Out you will have the chance to control your fate. You will have a match, a singles match without your precious Army at your side. Should you win, you will choose the stipulation under which we fight at Natural Selection. If you do what I expect you to do, and that is fail miserably once again, then I will control the stipulation and your odds of winning go from none to snowball's chance in Hell.

Now I know your brain is not very large even though your body is Jack, but even in your little one track mind I bet your asking "Who has he picked to face me?" Ever the simpleton you are, I know this has had to have crossed your mind. It's not me, just to comfort you. I don't need to wrestle you again until Natural Selection, at which time I will calmly but firmly extract the blood from your body and successfully retain my title. No no no, the man I have chosen to face you is someone that shares the same sort of competitive spirit and skill that I do. Someone who will give you a very stiff challenge, and who will represent me the best I can in my absence. You see Jack, the man you are facing next week is not only the man who will prevent you from controlling the stipulation at Natural Selection. He is also the man who will captain Insurgence to a victory over the Island of Misfit Toys you call a team. Before I reveal who this captain is, I must ask you a question. Are you ready, Jack Clinton, to take a journey through the dark?

Just as Vincent says this, he smiles and the lights go out. Everyone looks around in confusion, but the lights come back on after a moment and "Journey Through the Dark" is booming on the PA. Exactly where Vincent Matthews was standing now stand Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven and Tanya Adams. Everyone in the ring is shocked, as Gory has a maniacal grin plastered on his face.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews has just stacked the deck against Jack Clinton as not only did he put the control of the stipulation in Goryokaku's hands, he also named him the team captain in his stead at Natural Selection!

KOKO B. WARE
This could be the smartest choice ever made in the history of SNW. Matthews and Gory fought to a no contest at Guys Night Out but Matthews apparently saw all he needed to and enlisted Gory.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I usually try to look on the bright side, but next week it looks like Jack Clinton will be up against the wall.

KOKO B. WARE
What a glorious day it will be!

CLINTON
Very well, Vincent. My Army will be more than ready to face Gory and your Insurgence at Natural Selection. Oh, I forgot. Go ahead and turn Gordie's mic back on.

GORDIE
About damn time. And if I find out that Matt Margera had something to do with this, I'll have his ass! Now hit our music!

For some reason, "I'm The Mountie" hits over the PA. The crowd is laughing their heads off as Gordie, George and Craig are kicking and screaming, demanding that the right music gets played. Shot switches to the backstage area, where Misty Crawford is standing in front of the SNW banner, ready to interview SNW co-owner Matt Margera.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm here with SNW co-owner, Matt Margera. First off, Matt, any word on the man who was trying to illegally tape the show two weeks ago?

MATT MARGERA
Well as you know by now, he decided to lay low last week as he was nowhere to be seen. However, I have heard reports that he's spotted here in the building, but so far, nothing.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Moving on, last week, S.T. Strickler said that he was going to hit you where it hurt the most if you didn't answer his challenge. What is your response?

MATT MARGERA
You know, everybody has said that they'd put me away for good but have failed. Everyone from Revelation, to the Ringmaster, to Jim Hewlett, to Viper, to Vincent Matthews, to James Jackson. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of people who ran their mouths saying that they would put me away. But I'm still standing despite it all. So if S.T. Strickler thinks he can manipulate me and force me to relinquish my 50% ownership of SNW by breaching my contract and becoming an in-ring competitor for one match, then he has another thing coming.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Lastly, we have learned that there are ramifications for the big brawl that broke out involving Gavin Tyler, Bianca De Luca, Jade Claypool and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Vincent Matthews. Just what are those ramifications?

MATT MARGERA
Well when Gavin and Bianca arrived at the Gordietorium earlier this afternoon, the entire SNW roster, even guys who hate each other's guts such as the Destruction Crew, Ricky Blair and Kid Thunder, surrounded them and forced them to attend Wrestler's Court, with Soul Reaper as the acting judge and jury. The decision that he has thrown down is that both he and his cousin, Cyanide, have recuperated from their nagging injuries and are ready for in ring competition. Soul Reaper also wants to get his hands on Vincent Matthews, who in turn, along with Jade Claypool, wants to teach Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca a lesson in respect to the Wrestler's Code. So with that said, next Saturday night on Guys Night Out, the main event will be a triple threat tag match, first team to a fall wins. It will be Death Sentence vs Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca vs Jade Claypool and SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews.

Someone's voice comes over Matt Margera's walkie talkie, letting him know that they think they've spotted the man with the obvious fake mustache who tried to illegally tape the show two weeks ago.

MATT MARGERA
Alright, I'm on my way.... Misty, gotta go.

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[Hollywood]

The show is back from commercial, and Baron is already entering the ring as "My Last Serenade" plays over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a six man tag match, set for one fall. Introducing first, from Lincoln, Illinois and weighing 255 lbs, Baron!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Baron will look to try to redeem himself after taking a loss to Super Vader last week on Guys Night Out.

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, he's THE Bonafied Legend, Followill. I mean, he was one of the biggest names in this sport, was he not?

MARK FOLLOWILL
He was at one point, then disappeared when wrestlers such as Soul Reaper, Silvus, Goryokaku, Hellspawn, Azrael, James Jackson, Eric Desalve, Nick Scott, Jack Clinton and Chris P came onto the scene. One must wonder if he was afraid of being outclassed by wrestlers who may have outshined him. I mean, is it any coincidence that when he returned to the ring that he was never booked against some of the best wrestlers on the planet?

KOKO B. WARE
Jealousy will get you nowhere, Followill.

"Up All Night" hits, and the fans erupt with boisterously loud boos as Ricky Blair appears from behind the curtain with a shit eating grin on his face as he swaggers down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His partner, from Brighton Beach, California and allegedly weighing in at 202 lbs, "The SNW V.I.P." Ricky Blair!

KOKO B. WARE
ALLEGEDLY weighing in at 202 lbs? Does that bimbo have no respect for talent?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Koko, does Ricky Blair really look like he's 202 lbs? Really, let's be something that Wuss Martin has never been and that's honest.

Ricky enters the ring, and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, admiring his abs as he mouths, "Oh you wish you were me." His music fades out and "Superhero" hits over the PA. The fans erupt with even louder boos as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks out from behind the curtain. His choice of attire tonight is white trunks with a black thunderbolt on the rear, white wristbands, white kneepads with black thunderbolts on the front of said kneepads, black Adidas running shoes with white kickpads, and for his entrance he's wearing a white headband and a white vest with "KT" written in black on the back.

MONICA DELUCA
And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm surprised all three men can fit into that ring, considering the egos of all three of them.

KOKO B. WARE
It's not having a big ego when you can back it up, buddy.

The crowd comes alive as the main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" kicks in, and Killer Kong, the Mauler and Mike "Beastman" Hanson appear from behind the curtain, looking ready to kick some big ego ass.

MONICA DELUCA
And their opponents, the team of Killer Kong, the Mauler and Mike "Beastman" Hanson... they are the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Baron, Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair may have bitten off more than they can chew here tonight. In fact, I'm not so sure they should've just waited till Natural Selection when they team up with Gavin Tyler and Xalar Malum to form Pure Wrestling Thunder and take on Andy Lionheart and the Destruction Crew, otherwise known as the New Wave of Destruction.

KOKO B. WARE
You're right, they should wait till Natural Selection because Killer Kong, Mauler and Mike Hanson may not make it to Friday the 13th this coming November.

Baron, Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair vs Destruction Crew

Kid Thunder started the match off with Mike Hanson, using his speed and agility to get the better of Hanson. Things kept going Kid Thunder's way until he ducked his head down and Hanson took advantage, taking him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Kid Thunder tagged out to Ricky Blair. Blair entered the ring with such cockiness and gusto until he saw that Killer Kong was tagged in. Blair begged to tag back out, but Baron wasn't paying attention as he was trying to negotiate with the beer vendor, and Kid Thunder insisted that Blair stay in the ring. Blair gave it his best shot, but Kong got the better of him until the ref got distracted accosting Kid Thunder after he ran in and slapped Kong in the face, allowing Blair to kick Kong in the juevos. Blair nailed Kong in the chest with a hard front dropkick, dropping Kong backwards and sending him into the corner, allowing Mauler to make the tag. Mauler had an early advantage, but Blair poked him in the eye to shift the momentum. Kid Thunder and Blair took turns working him over until Mauler nailed them both with a double Maulerplex. Mauler made the tag back to Hanson as Baron finally tagged himself into the match, but he may as well have stayed on the apron as all three members of the Destruction Crew took turns beating the stuffing out of him. Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair tried to fight back, but to no avail as they continued to work over Baron, beating him into oblivion. Mauler and Mike Hanson took Baron out with the Final Destruction, but that wasn't enough as they finished him off with the Ultimate Destruction, and Kong picking up the 1-2-3 after a Kong Splash.

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MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Baron just got his ass handed to him. I'm not so sure Kid Thunder doesn't need to start looking for a new teammate.

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, everyone has an off night every now and then. I'm sure Baron will bounce back from this.

Shot switches to a video package showing various highlights of Silvus as a child's voice is played over the package.

I have killed once before,
so quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind,
hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open,
so spew forth the demons that rage.
And hope, dear God please just hope...

We see Silvus standing on the rooftop of a building in the dead of night as the rain comes pouring down, and his black trench coat blowing in the wind.

That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.

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[Hollywood]

”My Time” plays over the speakers, and the fans instinctively boo as “The Real Deal” S.T. Strickler comes out from the back. Preening before the fans that hate him, Strickler walks to the ring acting like he is the best in the world and that he knows it.

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MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first from Winchester, Virginia. Weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Real Deal” S.T. Strickler![/b]

Strickler climbs on the apron, and looks over the crowd and has a cocky grin on his face. He enters the ring and poses very self-importantly on the turnbuckle before jumping down and stretching.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Strickler has impressed lately, quite possibly SNW’s most assured superstar in himself at least. He’s got a new challenge tonight though, in another SNW newcomer Levetation.

KOKO B. WARE
How can you doubt my man S.T.? He’s fresh, he’s fly, and he’s ready to dominate all of SNW!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, mainly because I’d like some more proof that he is indeed the real deal before I crown him as such.

KOKO B. WARE
Such a square you are.[/b]

”Louder Than Thunder” booms over the PA, and the crowd jumps to their feet in cheers as Levetation comes out. He converses and mingles with the crowd on his way to the ring, all the while keeping his eyes on Strickler in the ring.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation![/b]

Levetation climbs in the ring, and doesn’t pose on the turnbuckle but acknowledges the fans while keeping his vision and focus on Strickler.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Levetation has a size advantage in this match, so it will be curious to see how that plays out.

KOKO B. WARE
Of course you would play on the sizes Mark, but have you factored in Strickler’s awesomness?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wasn’t aware I was supposed to. Is that a measurable value?

KOKO B. WARE
I certainly think so, and Strickler is just oozing with it.[/b]

”The Real Deal” S.T. Strickler vs. Levetation[/b][/i][/u]

This match was very hard fought and competitive. Strickler started out with the advantage, flying around the ring hitting neck breakers and bulldogs to bring Levetation down to size. One he got him down, Strickler used the half crab and the Figure Four to keep Levetation in a state of weakness. The shift in the match changed when Strickler went for the Dragon whip kick, but Levetation caught him and hit a quick German suplex and got a near fall. Levetation kept the pace at his rate for the rest of the match, even though Strickler got in a couple of quick clotheslines Levetation neutralized his opponent by catching him in a different suplex each time. The end came when Strickler tried to go for his Fisherman’s suplex and Levetation reversed it into Levetated for the pin and the three count.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Levetation!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a great back and forth match between two young rising stars in SNW, and this time Levetation was just three seconds better as he was able to reverse out of Strickler’s move and nail him with Levetated for the win.

KOKO B. WARE
That referee is a shady character, I’m not so sure about him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What, do you think that this is a screwjob? Do you see Earl Hebner anywhere around here? Just face it, Strickler fought a great match but he wasn’t the better man tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
Maybe YOU had something to do with the outcome, Followill.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I’ve been sitting right here the entire match!

KOKO B. WARE
Sure, that’s what they all say.[/b]

Shot opens on Gordie sitting in his office. The phone rings and he hits the speaker phone button and answers.[/color]

MAN ON PHONE
GORDIE!

GORDIE
What?

MAN ON PHONE
What's the deal? They're not even letting me into the building! How am I supposed to get film if I can't even get in the building with my camera?

GORDIE
Well, I looked at the ticket and Matt was right. It says you can't have camcorders or recording devices in the arena.

MAN ON PHONE
Well, that's a load a crap! How can I strategize without film?

GORDIE
Hmm, you could record the shows on VCR or even DVR.

MAN ON PHONE
DVR? What the hell is that?

GORDIE
It's "Digital Video Recording." Most cable companies let you do it. You can even watch shows while you're recording. That's how don't miss "Dancing With the Stars" when I'm watching "Monday Nigh Football."

MAN ON PHONE
That does sound nice... wait. Did you say you watch "Dancing With the Stars?!"

GORDIE
No, no. I didn't say that at all. I watch... uh... "Man vs. Wild" and... and... "Man vs. Food." And other shows that are not like "Dancing With the Stars" at all.

MAN ON PHONE
Gordie! I'm getting into a dead spot, I'll talk to you in a little bit, okay?

GORDIE
No problem.

Gordon Heath turns off the phone and pulls out a folder. Suddenly the door swings open and in comes coach Tom Foolery, apparently he was the camcorder recorder culprit, in his gray warm-ups and his cell phone in his hand.[/color]

TOM FOOLERY
So, you're saying most cable companies have it? Does it cost more?

GORDIE
Like ten bucks, but I think it's worth it.

Craig Mueller storms into the office, shoves Tom Foolery out of the way and slams his hands on Gordie's desk.[/color]

CRAIG MUELLER
Damn it, Gordie! I can't believe you erased my Grey's Anatomy to tape your stupid Dancing With the Stars season debut special! Could you think about someonoe else for a change.

Craig notices Tom Foolery standing there.[/color]

CRAIG
Hey, Tom. Why are you here?

TOM FOOLERY
This is why I'm here! Don't you see what you've become! Don't you see what this company's become? Next week, I'm bringing the goods. Film or not, it's time to execute, and it's time to teach the people around here some respect. Now if you'll excuse me, I just bought myself a Ben 10: Alien Force box set, and I intend on watching it!

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[Hollywood]

”Bodies” plays over the PA, and the fans boo lustily as the Unholy Trinity of Sean O’Brien and the Williams Brothers come out from the back for their match. Glaring angrily at the fans at ringside as they make their way down the aisle, the fans respond in turn with louder boos and hisses.

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MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is a six man tag match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, Sean O’Brien and the Williams Brothers, the Unholy Trinity![/b]

The trio slide into the ring, and walk around in the ring angrily, showing their force and aggressiveness as they wait for their opponents.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tonight we will get to see just how the remains of Chapter Six are holding up, as SNW has seen the return of the Unholy Trinity. Nick Scott is out of action, and its time to see how the Williams Brothers and O’Brien can function.

KOKO B. WARE
What kind of question is that, of course they can function. They fished out that rat traitor Nick Scott, and now they can return to greatness.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That’s your opinion, but in reality team rust for these three could be a factor.

KOKO B. WARE
You don’t know what you’re talking about, these guys will be fine and dandy. They will rip their opponents apart.[/b]

“Chicken Huntin’” comes on the PA, and the crowd starts cheering as Twitch and Eddy come from the back. Followed by a cloud of smoke, they slap hands with the fans and cough a tad bit as they come down the aisle.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, first. Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz![/b]

Twitch and Eddy climb into the ring, and pose on the turnbuckles as the Unholy Trinity stares at them with disgust.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, the trio across the ring will get a true test tonight. They are facing Emo Kid and the former SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Alley Ratz.

KOKO B. WARE
Didn’t they lose a ladder match a couple of weeks ago that could have won them the titles?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yes, however they have held the belts before beating the current champions TNT to win them. You can’t disregard that at all.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh but I can. If they can’t even win a match that favors them Mark, how can they beat this gang of hard hitting men? Easily, they won’t.[/b]

”Careless Whisper” comes on the PA, and the fans continue to cheer as Emo Kid comes out energetically from the back. Slapping hands with the fans as he bounces down to the ring, he looks to his partners who are happy to welcome him down.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Their partner from Bakersfield, California. Weighing in at 185 lbs., Emo Kid![/b]

Emo Kid climbs through the ropes into the ring, and joins his partners on their side of the ring as they converse for a moment on last minute strategy.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emo Kid joins the Alley Ratz here tonight. Been a bit of an up and down ride for him lately, as his in-ring record has been spotty despite joining the Jack Clinton led Army of the Gods.

KOKO B. WARE
So you’re telling me that three people that have been losing the past couple of weeks is going to defeat a very physical, very angry Unholy Trinity?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, if that’s how you see is Koko, then yes I am.

KOKO B. WARE
God! Martel is probably glad he doesn’t have to work with you this week since he doesn’t have to deal with your illogical statements.[/b]

The Unholy Trinity vs. The Alley Ratz and Emo Kid[/b][/i][/u]

Sean O’Brien and Twitch started the match, and early on the match was a back and forth struggle. Twitch was able to use his quickness to hit and run O’Brien with clotheslines and kicks, keeping him on his heels. O’Brien eventually gained control of the match, hitting a powerslam that grounded Twitch and swung the momentum towards his team. O’Brien grounded Twitch using his size and strength advantage, and then tagged out to Mike Williams. Williams came in and continued much of the same, using clotheslines and suplexes. It only worked so long, as eventually Twitch caught Williams with a standing dropkick that stunned him and allowed Twitch to tag out to Emo Kid. Emo Kid came in and dominated for a good portion of time, using DDTs and quick punches and uppercuts to keep Williams reeling. The match shifted again when Emo Kid tried to execute a suicide dive on the outside on Williams, but crashed and burned allowing Williams to throw him back into the ring and tag out to his brother Marcus. As Williams worked over Emo Kid in the ring, Sean O’Brien and the other Williams brother snuck over to the other side of the ring and German suplexed the Alley Ratz off the apron. The referee saw Sean O’Brien, and started yelling at him. This distraction allowed Mike Williams to rejoin Marcus in the ring to hit the H Bomb on Emo Kid. O’Brien saw this and went back to his corner, as Marcus covered Emo Kid to pick up the three count for his team.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners, the Unholy Trinity!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well we saw the underhanded tricks of the Unholy Trinity here tonight, as they took out the Alley Ratz and distracted the referee long enough for Emo Kid to suffer the H Bomb and get the three count.

KOKO B. WARE
Underhanded tactics? No, no, my friend. That was brilliant ring savvy coming into play. They saw an opportunity to ensure victory, so they took it and look what happened. They won.

MARK FOLLOWILL
So the end justifies the mean?

KOKO B. WARE
You tell me, did the Unholy Trinity win?

MARK FOLLOWILL
That would appear to be the situation yes.

KOKO B. WARE
Then absolutely.[/b]

Shot switches to a split screen shot, showing Katrina walking down a hall with her Von Erich Memorial belt on her shoulder on one side of the screen, and Super Vader marching down another hall on the other side of the screen.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina, puts the gold on the line against the former champion, Super Vader.

KOKO B. WARE
And remember, this is Super Vader's last opportunity for as long as Katrina is the champion.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Will Super Vader finally capitalize on this opportunity? Or can Katrina hold on? We'll find out, next!

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[Hollywood]

The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" blasts throughout the PA system, and the crowd comes unglued as Super Vader wanders out from behind the curtain, grunting and screaming at the fans, who scream in kind. On his way to the ring, he makes the Vader hand gesture with ringside fans who also make the Vader hand gesture.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This match definitely has a big match feel.

KOKO B. WARE
I know. This is a match that could headline any card in the country, and we're getting it on live network television!

Super Vader enters the ring as his music dies down and he awaits his opponent. "Run to You" begins to play over the loud speakers, and the fans continue to cheer their heads off as Katrina emerges from the curtain, holding the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship belt up above her head like a champion boxer holding his championship belt over his head as she's all business tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Katrina is all business tonight as she's not her bouncy, cheery self.

KOKO B. WARE
She realizes what's at stake her tonight, Followill. One of the most coveted championship belts in the state of Texas. And an interesting sidenote: if Super Vader wins the belt tonight, he will become only the third wrestler in history to have won the Von Erich Memorial Championship on two different occasions.

Kat enters the ring and hands the belt over to referee Rick Maynard as her music dies down and Monica Deluca prepares to make the announcements.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship!

The crowd is abuzz with excitement as Monica continues her announcements.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing first, the challenger... from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing in at 450 lbs... Super Vader!

Super Vader raises his arms and fists in the air as the fans give him a standing ovation.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing in at 110 lbs... the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Katrina!

The fans inside the Gordietorium give Katrina a standing ovation as well as they're ready for the match to get underway.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship
Katrina (c) vs Super Vader

The crowd was divided as one side shouted "LET'S GO VADER!" immediately followed by the other side shouting "LET'S GO KAT!" for a good portion of the match. Katrina used her speed and quickness to outmaneuver Super Vader at the outset of the match. Super Vader finally caught up to Katrina and whipped her into the corner, then charged in for a big avalanche. But Katrina got out of the way as Super Vader crashed into the turnbuckles and staggered out of the corner, with Katrina bringing the big man from Colorado Springs down with a bulldog. Kat went for an early pin, but Super Vader powered her off of him after only a one count. Kat went for a DDT, but Super Vader countered with a side belly to belly suplex to shift the tide of the match into his favor. Super Vader worked Kat over, using his various slams such as the Samoan Drop and the running powerslam, followed up by various suplex variations such as the snap suplex, gutwrench suplex and butterfly suplex.

But Kat was not to be denied as she refused to give up when Super Vader locked her in a rear chinlock. She struggled to her feet and stomped on Super Vader's feet, but as she tried to get away, he grabbed her by the hair and slammed her down to the mat. Super Vader then decided to go for Vadersault, but that proved costly as he came crashing down on nothing but canvas after Katrina rolled out of the way. Kat then went to lock Super Vader in a Crossface to a big pop from the crowd, as they couldn't believe that they could potentially see Super Vader tap out. Kat pulled back as hard as she could, but Super Vader refused to give in. Finally, Super Vader was able to fight his way up, but Kat held on and brought him down with a Twist of Fate. But she struggled for a moment to get over and try to pin Super Vader. This left an opening for S.T. Strickler, clad in jeans and a red Terrell Owens San Francisco 49ers jersey, to run down to ringside to tremendously loud boos from the crowd. Kat went for the cover, but referee Rick Maynard was distracted with Strickler, warning him not to get involved as Strickler put his arms and hands up, saying he was just there to watch the end of the match. Kat pounded on the mat, shouting at the ref to turn around. The ref finally did, but Kat was only able to get a two count. She spotted S.T. Strickler, stood up and shouted at him to "Get the hell outta here! This is MY match!" Strickler shot her the middle finger, which infuriated her. But before she could do anything, Super Vader grabbed her by the head, turned her around and kicked her in the midsection, followed by a thunderous Vader Bomb. Super Vader then picked up the win with the 1-2-3. Exhausted, Super Vader collapsed to the side and rolled out of the ring as the referee went to go get the belt and hand it to him.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Super Vader!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm sure Super Vader won't be too happy when he finds out that S.T. Strickler had a hand in distracting Katrina.

KOKO B. WARE
It's that bitch's own damn fault for taking her eyes off the match.

Katrina is struggling to her feet as S.T. Strickler slithers into the ring, laying on the ground and pushing himself up with his fists, ready to pounce on her like a snake in the grass.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Whoa, whoa, wait just a second. What does S.T. Strickler have in mind here?

KOKO B. WARE
I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be REALLY good. HAHA!

Kat struggles to her feet, and Strickler immediately grabs her and nails her with the Fisherman's Buster to tremendously loud boos from the crowd. The referee slides into the ring, but Strickler nails him with a Flatliner. Strickler immediately locks in a triangle choke on Katrina, choking the life out of her. Super Vader gets up and sees what's happening and rolls into the ring, trying to stop Strickler by stomping him. Strickler lets go of Katrina, but as Super Vader goes to clothesline him, Strickler ducks, turns Super Vader around, and kicks him in the Vaders, followed up by a reverse DDT. Strickler then sees Katrina struggling to get up, turning herself over on her hands and knees. Strickler backs up, runs and punts Katrina in the head, knocking her out cold. The fans are irate!

YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK!

Matt Margera comes flying down to the ring and slides in, but it's too late as Strickler gets out and laughs at Margera, who looks like he's about to have a breakdown inside the ring. Matt looks down to check on Kat, lifting her head up and clutching her to his chest as he stares down Strickler with a look of anger and a tear running down his face to end the show.