Saturday Night Onslaught 12/5/09

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Saturday Night Onslaught doesn't begin with the usual show open as Gordon Heath walks out with the rest of the SNW locker room behind him, everyone putting their differences aside.

GORDIE
Late last night, we were saddened to hear that we lost a fellow wrestler in Eddie Fatu. You may have known him as Jamal of Three Minute Warning, but most of you knew him as Umaga. Out of respect for Mr. Fatu, we will now have a 10 bell salute for our fallen brother.

The entire building is silent as the bell sounds.

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

Camera pans around to show everyone giving a standing ovation, and the camera catches a fan with a sign with a picture of Umaga that says "THANK YOU, UMAGA!"

THANKS UMAGA! THANKS UMAGA! THANKS UMAGA!

Shot opens to a montage of SNW highlights, set to the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS. The montage includes Johnny Moxie crashing through tables of light tubes and barbed wire on top of Mike Rutherford and Azrael, James Jackson nailing Andrew Smith with an STO, the Young Gunz destroying Codi Shane, Twitch smashing George Dunpork over the head with a Dunpork bobblehead doll, Chris Angel nailing Hellspawn with a flaming kendo stick, Katrina holding up the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up, and ending with Vincent Matthews being hoisted onto the Sports Nutz shoulders and holding the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship high in the air.

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LIVE!!! THE GORDIETORIUM!!! FT. WORTH, TX!!!

The shot cuts a live shot of downtown Fort Worth, as Mark Bishop and Jason Martel provide voice-overs for the upcoming show.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome everyboby to Saturday Night Onslaught, and what a post Natural Selection show we have for you tonight!

JASON MARTEL
We will see the uniting of two people in holy matrimony, as Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool will be married in the ring tonight.

MARK BISHOP
Also, a triple threat elimination tables match between Levetation, the Mauler, and Andy Lionheart will go down tonight. Who will prevail in this chaotic match?

JASON MARTEL
Speaking of chaos, we will see a ten man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal tonight. While there is nothing officially on the line,a win in this match could affect the pecking order of SNW.

MARK BISHOP
But we are going to start the evening with the debut of a brand new SNW superstar!

The theme from Dallas plays over the speakers, and Silver Warrior jaunts out from the back. Sprinting down the aisle slapping hands with the fans, he jumps in the ring where he encounters his opponent.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Pinata on a Pole Match! First from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 215 lbs., Silver Warrior! Already in the ring, from Long Island, New York. Weighing in at 256 lbs., Just Jim!

MARK BISHOP
Silver Warrior, the esteemed luchador from Mexico, making his debut here tonight. Should be interesting to see how he functions in such a unique match. For those who are curious, don't get this confused with the old WCW match. Here, the pinata hangs on a pole and the winner has to smash with a stick hanging on a pole clear across the other side of the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Why did SNW sign this runt? He won't even show his face, he's wearing a mask.

MARK BISHOP
That's traditional Luchador garb, they use their masks to show respect to the tradition of Mexican grappling.

JASON MARTEL
Well, it's pretty stupid to me.

Silver Warrior vs. Just Jim: Pinata on a Pole Match

A poor first move by Just Jim cost him the match. He went and got the stick off one side of the ring, and tried to hit Silver Warrior with it like a baseball bat. Warrior ducked, and hit a hip toss that sent the stick and Jim flying. Warrior then put on a display of both traditional and Luchador grappling, hitting a DDT and then following it up with a hurracanrana. Once he got Jim up, he hit him with Good Night, and then sent him back to the mat with the Last Dance. Warrior slid out of the ring and grabbed the previously acquired stick. He rushed up the turnbuckle to the pinata, reared back, and smashed the pinata sending candy all over the arena into the crowd as the bell rang.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Silver Warrior!

MARK BISHOP
A decent debut from the newbie, as he took Just Jim down with the Last Dance and clobbered the pinata to win the match.

JASON MARTEL
Great, all these hogs in the audience can now get even fatter by eating the candy he just spewed all over the audience.

MARK BISHOP
Aw c'mon Jason, we're trying to have some fun here, no?

JASON MARTEL
Please, this was a joke of a match. Call me when he actually does something.

THE BCS: SCREWING THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL FAN SINCE 1998! [/center]

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"Don't Wait" by Blue Collar Special hits and out walks Levetation from the back, showered with cheers while slapping hands with as many fans possible on his way down the aisle to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a Three Way Tables Elimination Match, where the match will not end until two wrestlers are put through a table! Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and weighing in at 227 lbs... Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
A match where all three men have something to prove after being eliminated from their respective team elimination matches at Natural Selection.

JASON MARTEL
And a tables match means these three can do whatever the hell they want, which is how they like it.

Once in the ring, Levetation climbs one of the corners and acknowledging the cheering fans, and points to a fan that has an old WCE poster of Levetation nailing Frankenstein Man with the Levetated.

"Lovefurypassionenergy" hits, and Andy Lionheart walks out from behind the entrance curtain, looking around at the cheering fans before sprinting down to the ring, then sliding in and keeping his eyes on Levetation.

MONICA DELUCA
From Kemi, Finland, and weighing 210 lbs... Andy Lionheart!

JASON MARTEL
You think Lionheart is happy that Hellspawn isn't in this match?

MARK BISHOP
I wouldn't say that.

JASON MARTEL
You wouldn't, even after seeing how Hellspawn decimated his team at Natural Selection up close and personal?!

MARK BISHOP
They put up a hell of a fight, pardon the pun, and there were instances where Hellspawn could've been eliminated at any time. He's not unbeatable, just hard to beat.

The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" blasts through the PA, and the fans really come alive as the Mauler comes stomping down to the ring, swinging his chain wildly and shouting "HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!" at random intervals.

MONICA DELUCA
And from Flint, Michigan, weighing 315 lbs... the Mauler!

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure there's no love lost between former teammates Andy Lionheart and the Mauler.

MARK BISHOP
Well Natural Selection is in the books, so there's no reason for them to watch each other's backs now.

Tables Elimination Match: Mauler vs Andy Lionheart vs Levetation

All three men had something to prove in this match, and did not disappoint those in attendance at the Gordietorium. Levetation and Lionheart tried to work together to put away the Mauler, only for Mauler to gain the upper hand by grabbing both of them by the throat and delivering a double chokeslam. Mauler took turns working over both men, the numbers game would catch up to him as Levetation caught him with a thumb to the eye, followed by a Double Arm DDT. Lionheart gave Levetation the thumbs up to go for a table outside the ring, only to double cross him by turning him around and slamming him down with a facebuster. It was an all out brawl among the three individuals at that point, with all three men taking the fight not only outside the ring around ringside, but also out among the audience. As Mauler and Lionheart brawled around the concession area, Syco Boy ambushed Levetation at the merchandise stand by slamming his crutch across the back of Levetation's head and knocking him down in the process. S.T. Strickler was with Syco as the two stomped away at Levetation, with Syco even using his crutch to choke Levetation across the throat. Matt Margera ran into the picture, slamming his skateboard across S.T. Strickler's back, knocking him down. Syco turned around, only for Matt to slam him across the head with his skateboard, knocking Syco down. Levetation fought his way up, only for Mauler to slam him through the merchandise table with the Maulerplex, eliminating Levetation. Lionheart attempted to ambush Mauler, only for Mauler to see him and bring him down hard on the floor with a Death Valley Driver. Mauler picked Lionheart up, who continued to put up a fight as he and Mauler fought all the way back to ringside. Lionheart would temporarily gain the upper hand with a kick to the groin of Mauler, then picked up a table outside the ring, brought it into the ring and set it up. He went to pick up Mauler, only for Mauler to grab him by the throat, hoist him up on his shoulders into a Torture Rack, then slam him through the table with the Completely Mauled.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, the Mauler!

MARK BISHOP
This match was out of control from the get go!

JASON MARTEL
It's been one chaotic night here on Saturday Night Onslaught, that's for damn sure. It's almost as if SNW as been plunged into Arkham Asylum, and Joker's been given the keys!

SNW PRESENTS NO HOLDS BARRED! EVERY MATCH MUST HAVE A DECISIVE OUTCOME! LIVE, SATURDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 2 AT 8 EST/7 CST, ONLY ON FOX!

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Shot opens inside Gordon Heath's office, where Gordie is sifting through paperwork when a knock is heard at the door.

GORDIE
Come in.

In walks Codi Shane as Gordie looks up and rolls his eyes.

CODI SHANE
Nice to see you too, pinhead.

GORDIE
State your business and make it fast.

CODI SHANE
Well I got to thinking... Levetation wants a piece of S.T. Strickler, but so does Matt Margera. On the other hand, Syco Boy wants to get his hands on Levetation, so I propose that on No Holds Barred, live on FOX, January 2, we have a tag team steel cage match pitting Matt Margera and Levetation against Syco Boy and S.T. Strickler.

GORDIE
That's great, except Syco is under a managerial contract.

CODI SHANE
Oh, believe me, I talked to his REAL doctor, and Syco is more than capable of competing. And he WILL compete on January 2, because if he doesn't, he's not only fired from SNW, he's also blackballed from professional wrestling.

GORDIE
Wait just a damn minute! I have to give my approval of this!

CODI SHANE
You already did.

GORDIE
How?

CODI SHANE
Remember when I came into your office yesterday and you said you were "busy?"

GORDIE
Yeah... Oh, come on! I didn't mean do whatever pleased you! You're taking advantage of me, which I'm sure comes natural to you in your dealings with men.

CODI SHANE
Hey, you said for me to do whatever I felt needed to be done, and this is what needs to be done. I'll see you later.

The shot cuts from the backstage area to the ring, where all ten men in the battle royal have been assembled.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a ten man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal! The rules are very simple, elimination comes when you are thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. The winner is the last man that has not been eliminated.

MARK BISHOP
A whole muddle of people in this match, and so many storylines to address. Don't be shocked to see Super Vader and Hellspawn go after each other here, as they were both in a Natural Selection match in which Hellspawn eliminated Vader.

JASON MARTEL
Expect much of the same here, Hellspawn can overwhelm that gelatinous manatee of a human being. He's my favorite to win this match.

MARK BISHOP
One has to wonder how Alex Daniels and Hellspawn will interact for this match. If you'll remember, Daniels came in and eliminated Andy Lionheart before Hellspawn could claim a total sweep.

JASON MARTEL
He didn't seem very angry about that at the pay per view, so I don't expect to see any recourse coming from that.

MARK BISHOP
Mix in two tag teams, a returning Stank Lovve, and a groomsman in Samuel Hale and we've got a whole blender full of chaos coming down.

JASON MARTEL
Chaos will reign supreme here, no doubt about that one.

Over the Top Rope Battle Royal: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Hellspawn, Stank Lovve, Super Vader, Samuel Hale, Age of SIN, and the CIA

From the opening bell, it was like a bomb went off inside the ring. Hellspawn and Super Vader immediately locked up, the CIA went against Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum, while Doomsday and Stank Lovve went at it. Alex Daniels and Samuel Hale battled for a short moment, however Hale was able to knock Daniels down. Hale has a change of heart, and just goes over the top rope by himself and eliminates himself. Daniels gets up and stares at Hale, then grins and celebrates like he got the elimination. He walked right into a clothesline from Doomsday. The next elimination came when Hellspawn dueled both CIA members. The two men were doing well against Hellspawn, until they threw him against the ropes for a double shoulder block. Hellspawn stuck both his arms out and sent both men to the mat. He then picked them up like they were nothing and sent them out. Stank Lovve and Doomsday were still fighting, when Linkin Strife tried to help his partner out. He bull rushed Lovve, who ducked and flipped Strife out of the ring and to the floor hard. Malum saw this, and he tried to do the same. This time, Lovve pulled the ropes down and sent him out to join his partner. Doomsday responded by clotheslining Lovve over the top rope and eliminating him. The four men each took a side of the ring, and regrouped. Vader took a step towards Hellspawn, but then ran at Daniels and splashed him in the corner. Hellspawn went over to try and eliminate him but Doomsday rushed him and clubbed him on the back. Hellspawn flipped around and the two exchanged punches while Vader pummeled Daniels in the corner. Vader brought Daniels and pressed him against the ropes, and bashed him in the chest. Daniels went over the top ropes, but did not touch the floor. On the other side, Doomsday looked to have Hellspawn beat. Doomsday ran to clothesline him, but Hellspawn grabbed him by the throat, and just tossed him over the ropes to the floor. Hellspawn saw Vader, and they began to fight. Hellspawn went to sling Vader into the ropes, but Vader held his ground and slung Hellspawn into the ropes. He ran right at Danels, who ducked and grabbed the top rope. Hellspawn went flying over the top rope, and Daniels celebrated on the apron. Vader saw him, and charged him with a full body splash. Daniels flew off the apron onto the floor, and the bell rang as Vader cleebrated.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
Chaos was promised and chaos was indeed delivered. Alex Daniels thought he was the great victory, but Vader remedied that by launching his full force into him and sending him off the apron.

JASON MARTEL
Real big man, beating up someone smaller than him.

MARK BISHOP
He just eliminated one of the bigger men in the match in Hellspawn, he did beat up someone his size.

JASON MARTEL
Alex Daniels eliminated him, not Vader. Get your facts straight Mark.

MARK BISHOP
No, I'm pretty sure Hellspawn got whipped into the ropes by Vader. Daniels just happened to be there at the convienant time.

JASON MARTEL
That's how you saw things occuring. I obviously saw them my way, which is also the right way.

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN: WHERE WE CREATE WHINY BITCHES!

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Shot opens outside the front doors of the Gordietorium, where it is bitter cold, and you can see the winter fog coming out of the mouths of Soul Reaper, Cyanide, and the Williams Bros. as they breathe while duking it out with each other.

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Saturday Night Onslaught, and it looks like Death Sentence and the Williams Bros. wanted to get their Texas Tag Title match off to an early start!

JASON MARTEL
None of the four are even dressed to wrestle! Even Cyanide is in street clothes, save for his mask that he's always wearing!

Reaper throws Marcus Williams through the doors, while Mike Williams nails Cyanide with a big boot, sending him through another door as all four men are now inside the Gordietorium concourse area. They brawl all the way through one of the doorways that leads to an aisle that divides two of the seating sections inside the Gordietorium as the fans are going crazy.

JASON MARTEL
The fans are getting double their moneys worth!

MARK BISHOP
But is this an official match?!

Death Sentence and the Williams continue to fight all the way down to the ringside area, where Reaper asks a fan for a folding chair, and the fan obliges. Reaper takes the chair and swings for the fences, smashing it over the head of Marcus Williams, causing him to fall over the security railing and over onto the floor, close to the ring. Cyanide, meanwhile, spews green mist into Mike Williams' face, causing him to flail about as fans scurry out of the way, with Mike collapsing over the security railing and onto the floor, convulsing on the floor as EMTs rush down to ringside to help him out. Meanwhile, Cyanide and Reaper work together to get Marcus Williams into the ring while yelling for a microphone.

MARK BISHOP
Now the cousins are demanding a microphone.

JASON MARTEL
Well maybe we'll get some clarification on whether this is part of the match or not.

Monica Deluca hands Reaper the mic.

SOUL REAPER
Get a g*ddamn referee out here, right now! And get those damn SNW Texas Tag Team belts out here as well!

Just like that, Danny Travers comes running out with the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, throws them into the ring, and calls for the bell. From there, Reaper and Cyanide work together to put Marcus Williams away, who can't tag out to anyone because EMTs have taken Mike Williams to the back. Reaper takes Marcus and whips him into the corner, then gets down on all fours. Cyanide runs, springboards off Reaper's back, and nails Marcus with a vicious Shining Wizard kick to the head.

MARK BISHOP
Rising Sun from Death Sentence!

Marcus staggers around out of the corner, only to get taken down with a double STO from Reaper and Cyanide. Reaper and Cyanide then pick Marcus up, with Cyanide getting behind Marcus, and Reaper in front of him. Cyanide delivers the Stroke while Reaper delivers the Flatliner, all at the same time.

MARK BISHOP
And the Death Sentence has just been handed down to Marcus Williams! Cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners, and NEW SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Death Sentence!

MARK BISHOP
UH OH! LOOK OUT!

Reaper and Cyanide grab referee Danny Travers and deliver him the Death Sentence to a deafening roar from the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
That's no way to say thank you to a referee who just handed Death Sentence the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles on a silver platter by obliging them to their whims of having the match start right then and there!

MARK BISHOP
Death Sentence is just sending a message that they are not going to be screwed around with anymore!

SNW '10! COMING IN SPRING 2010 FOR THE XBOX 360, PLAYSTATION 3 AND NINTENDO WII!

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During the commercial break, the ring was cleared and completely redone. A white iron alter was set up in the ring, flowers topped the turnbuckles and white streamers covered the ring ropes. Standing already in the ring are Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale, both in tuxedos, and Hale's wife Kai-Leigh Hale in a blue gown. Standing at the alter in parishioner's robes holding a large leather bound Bible is Myke Rhines. He keeps looking over at Kai-Leigh, who keeps looking him back.

MARK BISHOP
Well love is in the air here, as we are about to witness the marriage of two of SNW's talents. To take you folks back a minute, at Natural Selection Vincent Matthews was gassed from his match with Jack Clinton. However, he proposed to Jade Claypool and she said yes.

JASON MARTEL
Just so great that after so much competition that we will finally see some good feeling here. Plus, they could make a run at hottest couple.

MARK BISHOP
I doubt they really care about that. It seems like all Matthews cares about is that title of his.

JASON MARTEL
Well apparently not, because he's getting married here.

Traditional wedding music begins to play, and Vincent Matthews walks out wearing a black suit with a purple tie. He walks down the aisle, then goes backstage for a moment. We hear a distant yelling, and as Matthews walks back out we here "This Fire Burns" replace what was already playing. He is wearing his title around his waist, and the fans still are booing him. He climbs into the ring and greets his family and friends. He stands in front of Rhines with his hands in front of him and waits.

MARK BISHOP
Why does he need to wear his title belt out to his wedding?

JASON MARTEL
He's the champion Mark, don't you think he should be proud of it?

The traditional music plays again, and at the top of the aisle Jade Claypool appears. Wearing a white dress that is cut above the knee and is in no way traditional wedding style, she is carrying flowers as she almost skips down the aisle. She slides under the bottom rope, stands up and smoothes her dress out, and goes to stand by her sister and Matthews. The couple turns to face Rhines, who is staring with wide eyes at Claypool.

MARK BISHOP
Now, that is just disgraceful. That dress is nowhere near appropriate for a wedding! She looks like she'd be better suited for a street walker than a bride!

JASON MARTEL
Better be careful Bishop, if Matthews hears you talking about her like that he'd come kick your ass.

MARK BISHOP
Jason how can you possibly think that is right to wear for a deeply signifcant ceremony in someone's life?

JASON MARTEL
Hey, when you look like her you can wear whatever you want wherever you want. I just smile and nod.

MARK BISHOP
And look, they've got that horny old geezer Rhines as the priest! This is bonkers!

JASON MARTEL
Shut up Mark, the priest is about to start speaking.

MYKE RHINES
We are gathered here today, or somesuch, to cement the unalienable bond as it was of Jade Claypool and Vincent Matthews. Before I proceed any further into this, I do ask that if someone wants to toss in some sort of interjection or exclamation that would halt these proceedings from moving any further, would those produce themselves?

Everyone in the ring looks around, as the crowd boos heavily. Matthews and Rhines look at each other, shrug, and Rhines continues.

MYKE RHINES
Right, OK. Now, as per usual procedure with marriages in this mortal coil of life, we have what is commonly referred to as the vows. Like normal, we will start with the bride, and then usher along to the groom.

Rhines pelvic thrusts as Claypool, which we are to assume means for her to go.

JADE CLAYPOOL
Vinny, ever since the first time we met I knew you were going to be my future husband. It wasn't the fact that you had six pack abs, were richer than God, and had the stamnia of the Energizer bunny in the sack. You still have those things, but now with that golden belt around your waist making you the champion, I love you now even more. You're the only man I'd ever want to be with, because all of these other pigs don't have what it takes to do what you do and accomplish what you have accomplished. No man is as great as you, and I love you.

The fans are now booing non-stop, and a few are beginning to throw trash into the ring. Hale and Ryan are using their shoes to shove the trash out of the ring and deflect anything headed towards the two.

MARK BISHOP
What a cheap slut, she doesn't see any redeeming values in him. She just wants the money and fame!

JASON MARTEL
She's got all valid points though, why do you need all this morality crap? Let's see what Matthews says.

The focus now shifts to Matthews, who looks ready to deliver his vows.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
After Natural Selection, proposing to you was the only thing left for me to do. After I smacked down that lumbering lummox of a man and sending him down for the ten count, my life was almost perfect. Once you said yes, then I had everything I need in life. I've now got money, a large house, several cars, my own training center soon to open, and I've established myself as the only true Texas Champion in the history of this whole company. Now, I've got a smoking hot wife that's a wild demon in bed. Life can not get any better for me. I love you, and you make me feel absolutely perfect.

Both Hales are shedding some tears, as Ryan is now yelling at the fans who are cancelling out all other noise with their boos to shut the F up. Rhines tries to yell over the boos the rest of the ceremony.

MARK BISHOP
Are you freaking kididng me? What a cocky snake! The best Texas Champion in the history of the company, what crack was he smoking?

JASON MARTEL
Bishop will you do everyone a favor and shut up. Let Rhines finish the ceremony.

MYKE RHINES
Now after those touching vows, we shall continue on. Vincent Matthews, do you take Jade Claypool to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sickness and health and all that other junk, or somesuch?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
I do.

MYKE RHINES
Claypool, same question.

JADE CLAYPOOL
I do.

MYKE RHINES
Well then, by those powers oh so invested in myself by those who are much more wise than I am, I so declare this pair together as what we know as husband and wife. Now, please indulge in exchanging excreting oral fluids.

The new couple comes together and meet for a long and passionate kiss. The fans are booing ever more now, however during the kiss the lights go out all of a sudden.

MARK BISHOP
Oh what now, did they concoct some scheme to have their wedding night in the ring or something?

JASON MARTEL
This isn't planned Mark, probably this company forgot to pay the bills. That's what you get when a woman is part owner. Here's the lights, they are back now.

MARK BISHOP
But look who is in the ring!

As the lights came back on, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel were both standing in the ring holding steel chairs. The fans are cheering, as everyone turns around. Samuel and Marcus run towards them, but get blasted in the head and go down to the mat like a sack of rocks. Kai-Leigh runs from the ring up the aisle, as Jade and Vincent are left alone. Matthews throws off his jacket, and stares the two men down. He looks between the two, and then charges Angel. Right as he gets to Angel, Clinton slugs him in the back of the head with the chair collapsing him on the mat. Jade is left alone in the ring, and both men close in on her. The fans are cheering now as they surrond her. She tries to slap Clinton, but he grabs her arm. Angel drops his chair on the mat, as Clinton shoves Jade's head inbetween his legs. He jerks her up by the stomach, and has her up in the air while the fans scream. Clinton then hits the Three Story Hell Ride, slamming Jade's neck and back on the chair. She lays there motionless, while the fans are showering Clinton and Angel with admiration. All of a sudden Hale, Ryan, and Matthews all come back in the ring and chase the two off with Singapore canes. Matthews goes to Jade and starts checking on her, while Hale and Ryan keep the assaulters away from the ring. As Clinton and Angel are walking back up the aisle, they are joined by Codi Shane who is holding a microphone.

CODI SHANE
Well, I'm not one to try and intrude on such a glorious event as a wedding, but now seems like the perfect time for an announcement. I'm pretty sure I heard Vincent Matthews say to his bride in his vows that he is the only true Texas Champion of all time. Well, I've got two men here that beg to differ. As everyone knows, on January 2nd SNW is holding a No Holds Barred special down in Brownwood. Next week, there will be a contract signing for a Texas Title match. I am not without heart though Mr. Matthews, so as my wedding gift to you I will let you choose which man you will face. It will be Vincent Matthews versus either Jack Clinton or Chris Angel. You've got a week to think, and congratulations on your happy occasion.

Shane walks to the back as Clinton and Angel smile at each other. Matthews in the ring is enraged and the fans are cheering loudly.

MARK BISHOP
Blockbuster announcement for next week, as we will determine who will fight Vincent Matthews at NHB for his Texas title!

JASON MARTEL
This is outrageous!

MARK BISHOP
Join us next week for Guy's Night Out, as we will see the fallout from all this at the Barley House in Dallas. Good night!