Saturday Night Onslaught 4/24/2010

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In a pre-show dark match, Sean Hall defeated Pat Neely by pinfall when he hit Neely with the Razor's Edge.

"Thunderkiss 65" plays in the background, set to a montage of various SNW highlights.



LIVE! THE RIDGLEA THEATRE! FORT WORTH, TX!

MARK BISHOP
Hello everyone and welcome to the second day of an SNW Double Shot weekend! We are broadcasting live into your living rooms from Fort Worth's historic Ridglea Theatre! I am Mark Bishop, filling in for Mark Followill as he is in San Antonio on his straight gig.

JASON MARTEL
And by that he means getting drunk in a Riverwalk bar and picking up a muscular biker.

MARK BISHOP
Unconfirmed sir, but I wouldn't rule it out. Anyway, we have a spectacular card for you tonight. We will see one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Soul Reaper take on a member of the #1 contenders Eddy!

JASON MARTEL
We will also see the first match of the Switch Stallions, as they take on the newly formed tag team of Andy Lionheart and Tyler Guevara.

MARK BISHOP
In other tag team action, we will see the return of Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie in their new tag team concoction SiMox as they take on Y Kores.

JASON MARTEL
Also, we are expected to hear the next four competitors for 4 Up, and Myke Rhines has promised a very special announcement tonight.

MARK BISHOP
But we lead off tonight's Onslaught with a singles match featuring Danny Palis and Mike LaFontaine.

The referee runs out from the back down to the ring, and Mike LaFontaine is right behind him and is greeted by chants of "LOSER LOSER LOSER." "Badstreet USA" screeches over the PA, and the fans boo as Danny Palis comes out with a flask in his left hand and mud caking his cowboy boots.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen this is your opening contest and it is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring from Quebec City, Quebec. Weighing in at 241 lbs., Mike LaFontaine! Making his way to the ring from Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 225 lbs., "The Sahara Reign" Danny Palis!

Palis walks down the aisle with a sideways gait, staggering a bit and smelling of vomit and Jack Daniels. He takes a swig off his flask, and spits it on a fan at rail side who is giving him the double finger. He barely gets through the middle ropes without falling on his bohunkus, and continues to drink as LaFontaine looks around as if to wonder if this is really his opponent.

MARK BISHOP
Well Danny Palis has accumulated one decision in each column, with last week being a loss to Syco Boy. Mike LaFontaine is a perennial punching bag, to put it lightly.

JASON MARTEL
I expect no less than a win here from Palis. Sure he lost last week, but that was because he was drunk. Who hasn't lost a match when they were drunk before?

MARK BISHOP
Somewhere Scott Hall is nodding enthusiastically at his television monitor when you said those things. Regardless of that, as much as I hate to rule out a Mike LaFontaine victory, it doesn't seem very plausible in all honesty.

JASON MARTEL
Wait, we both agree on something? Someone call Hell and see if it's snowing, and look outside to see if we have flying swine yet.

Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis vs. Mike LaFontaine

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The bell rang, and Palis cockily walked right up to LaFontaine and took a large swig off of his flask. He swished it around his mouth, and went to spit it out right in the face of his opponent. However, LaFontaine anticipated the spit and quickly landed a double leg take down that forced the whiskey out of Palis' mouth into the air. On the ground, LaFontaine flipped over and held both of Palis' legs in a pin attempt as the referee counted and Palis struggled ONE...TWO...THREE! LaFontaine pops up out of the attempt, as the fans looked shocked and cheered out of pure instinct. He and the referee quickly bailed out of the ring, and LaFontaine got his hand help up in the aisle as Palis looked around wildly trying to figure out what happened.

Winner: Mike LaFontaine[/i][/u]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Mike LaFontaine!

MARK BISHOP
Folks if you thought Tim Tebow being taken in the first round was a shocker, this one is even more of a shocker.

JASON MARTEL
What the Hell just happened Bishop? Did I just see what I thought I did?

MARK BISHOP
I think so Jason. Apparently Palis was either a little too cocky or a little too drunk. LaFontaine took advantage, and now Palis is taking after his hometown Boston Red Sox with a losing streak.

JASON MARTEL
Talk about lightning in a bottle. That French Canadian British cigarette got lucky, but I have a feeling Danny Palis won't be losing again anytime soon.

MARK BISHOP
Well, as the great Jimmy Buffet once said, only time will tell. On the other side of this break we will see SiMox take on Y Kores!

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We see people milling about smartly inside the Ridglea Theatre, getting ready for the next match.

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Saturday Night Onslaught, and coming up next we'll see SiMox take on Y Kores. But before we get to that, let's take it to Brenda Price, who's standing by to announce the next four participants entered into 4 Up.

The shot statics out, then statics into a shot of Brenda Price standing in front of an SNW banner, probably in the basement of the Gordietorium, much like how the old ECW shows were produced.

BRENDA PRICE
I'm Brenda Price, here with the latest on the upcoming 4 Up PPV that will take place live, May 22, at the Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas! The event has been sold out for a couple of weeks now, and the only way to see it is on PPV, Saturday night, May 22, at 8 PM EST/7 PM CST. Now keep in mind that 4 Up starts with a 16 person battle royal, but the object isn't necessarily to win the battle royal, rather, it's about positioning and which stipulation match the wrestlers will be thrown into. The first four participants to be eliminated from the battle royal will enter the Light Tube Death Match. The next four participants thrown out will enter SNW's version of TLC, which is Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs. The next four eliminated will go into the Barbed Wire Match, featuring weapons with barbed wire wrapped around them, and barbed wire itself. And finally, the last four participants still in the ring will immediately commence with the Chain Match, where two chains will be dropped down into the center of the ring by the referee, and the four wrestlers in the Chain Match can use the chains however they see fit. After all is said and done, at the end of the night, the four winners from the four stipulation matches will go into a steel cage match known as the Cage of Death, where each wrestler brings the weapon that represents the match they were in. The first wrestler to escape the Cage of Death will be awarded the Bad Blood Title personally by Texas Champion, Chris Angel, at the end of the night. Right now let's run down those participants.

Versus Vince...

Syco Boy...

"The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler...

"The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara...

And four more participants have been announced...

"Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu...

Mike "Beastman" Hanson...

Levetation...

And get this... Von Erich Memorial Champion Wench! Now from what I understand, if Wench were to win 4 Up, she would have to choose whether to vacate the Bad Blood Title or the Von Erich Memorial Title. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now also at 4 Up, the Texas Tag Team Titles will go on the line as the Texas Tag Team Champions, Soul Reaper and Cyanide of Death Sentence, defend the belts against Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz. The Ratz won the belts last year at 4 Up. Will lightning strike twice? And as you may have seen last night on The Main Event, Jack Clinton cashed in the Balance of Power contract before his match against James Jackson, and at 4 Up, Jack Clinton will challenge "The Dream" Chris Angel for the Texas Heavyweight Championship.

Fans, don't be left out! Call your cable or satellite provider today to order 4 Up, live, Saturday night, May 22 at 8 PM EST/7 PM CST, coming to you from the sold out Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas!

Shot statics out, then statics back to inside the Ridglea Theatre. "I Can't Wait" booms over the sound system, and the crowd goes up in a cheer as Johnny Moxie, then quickly followed by Simon Sensation walk out from the back. The two pose as the fans continue to cheer them.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie, SiMox!

Sensation poses on the apron as Moxie slides under the ropes and into the ring. Moxie takes up a pose on the middle rope as Sensation follows suit entering the ring as well.

MARK BISHOP
Absent from the SNW scene for a long time, Johnny Moxie and Simon Sensation have come back and look to be reborn to the delight of the fans.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that these two used to be favorites of mine and now they are pansies, or the fact that these fans have somehow latched onto them like flies on sh...

MARK BISHOP
Whoa, can't really say that! The FCC already has enough to do thank you very much.

JASON MARTEL
Well whatever, you get my point. Sadly their opponent is no better than they are to me.

As if on cue of Jason's words, "You Better Pray" begins to play and the fans continue to cheer as Y Kores and their manager Xander Nova makes their way out from the backstage area. Rotchester and Samu both mingle with ringside fans, while Kotch swings her pipe menacingly as the fans stare in awe.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova. "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester, and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, Y Kores!

The three wrestling women enter the ring as Nova remains outside the ring. All three poses to the delight of the crowd as SiMox on the other side apply final adjustments on strategy.

MARK BISHOP
The returning SiMox gets tested off the bat as they battle the perennial fan favorites Y Kores. Nobody still knows who is going to represent them in this match, as they once again declined to reveal their pairing before the start of the match.

JASON MARTEL
Not like it'll make a difference, suck by any other name is still suck. Y Kores by any other pairing still blows goats.

MARK BISHOP
Abrasive statements coming from the mouth of Jason Martel tonight folks.

JASON MARTEL
Well the truth hurts sometimes, it's a bitch.

SiMox vs. Y Kores w/ Xander Nova.

Y Kores sent Rory Kotch and Rotchester as the pair, and Kotch started for her team while Simon Sensation started for SiMox. The two went back and forth for the first few minutes of the match, exchanging various moves and momentum in the opening. Rory dominated for a few minutes, using her wide array of suplexes to keep Sensation on his back and on the ground in general. Sensation took over the momentum himself when was able to get out of an attempted chokeslam using a European uppercut. He worked over Kotch for a couple of minutes, and then made the tag to his partner Johnny Moxie. Moxie brought a high level of energy that Kotch couldn't keep up with, using unique moves like Japanese armdrags to keep his opponent off balance. Kotch was able to finally slow her foe down when Moxie went for a springboard moonsault and she got her knees up and drove them into his solar plexus with his own momentum working against him. Kotch quickly crawled over and tagged Rotchester into the match, and she quickly took advantage of the downed Moxie. She locked in a Boston crab, sending jolts of pain into Moxie's lower regions until he grabbed the ropes and caused a quick break. Rotchester continued to dominate Moxie, using various submission moves to keep him on the mat for the next few minutes. The turning point that cued the end came when Samu started to cause enough of a distraction on the outside that the referee had to attend to it. In the time that it took for him to attend to that, Sensation ran across the ring and knocked Kotch off the apron. Sensation then was able to subdue Rotchester and get his team mate up. They were able to perfectly execute the East-West Connection as Moxie went flying onto Rotchester's chest and got the pin as Sensation spun the referee around ONE...TWO...THREE!

Winners: SiMox

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MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Johnny Moxie and Simon Sensation, SiMox!

MARK BISHOP
Well Johnny Moxie looked like he would fall victim to Y Kores tonight, however a squabble on the outside involving Adriana Samu gave SiMox the time to execute East-West Connection and get a win in their return tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Typical woman, things are going just fine and dandy and they have to screw it up somehow.

MARK BISHOP
That is just really abrasive, and I'm betting our female fans don't appreciate that one bit Jason.

JASON MARTEL
We shouldn't have any female fans, they should all be barefoot and in the kitchen away from the TV.

MARK BISHOP
OK, I think now would be a good time to go to a break. Coming up on the other side, we will see Soul Reaper take on Eddy!

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"Always" hits as Syco Boy walks out from the back. He walks down the aisle to a mixed reaction. He climbs into the ring and immediately grabs a microphone from the announcer at ringside.

MARK BISHOP
Looks like Syco Boy has something to say, even going so far as to interrupt the flow of things tonight.

JASON MARTEL
What a jerk, we've got a match coming up here!

SYCO BOY
Over the past 24 hours I have gotten a lot of phone calls asking why I did what I did last night. Well it’s simple. Strickler and Benson got in way over their heads. You see they failed to realize how deep of a bond me and Levetation really have. It finally hit me. Why are two of the best in this business always fighting when if we work together we can rid SNW of two wimpiest people.

So when Strickler and Benson decided to stick their noses where it does not belong, I decided to act. Of course Lev was shocked. But after the show we went out for drinks, and we worked out our differences. Yes we both know everyone wants to know who truly is the best, and one day that will be decided. But right out, it’s about business. And it’s time for me to go back to what I do best.

I have discovered over the years that when I turn against the fans is when I do horrible, so it’s time for me to do this again for the fans. The people who pay their hard earned money to sit and watch what we do. And Strickler and Benson think that they don’t matter. Well I have news for you two, they do matter, and me and Lev will teach you that very lesson.

Which brings me to my final point. I just got out of Gordon Heath’s office. And we made a very interesting deal. Next week on Guy’s Night Out there will be a tag team match. Strickler and Benson will team up to take on….SYCO BOY AND LEVETATION! That’s right the two of us will be teaming up once again to rid SNW once and for all!

Syco drops the microphone, and exits the ring. He slaps hands with some of the now cheering fans as he walks up the aisle and to the back.

MARK BISHOP
A bombshell dropped by Syco, as we already have a main event caliber match for next week's show as Syco Boy will team with Levetation to take on S.T. Strickler and his new enforcer Benson.

JASON MARTEL
Such a mistake on Syco Boy's part, he's gone soft. Strickler and Benson will put the wood to him and that spare Levetation. What a joke.

MARK BISHOP
Well that is next week, but getting back to current events I am getting word Jason that Myke Rhines is ready to make his major announcement. So let's send it to the backstage area, where apparently a press conference has broken out.

The scene cuts back from the ring area to a backstage locker room where a podium has been set up and several rinky dink chairs are empty. There is not a soul to be found, as Myke Rhines walks in through the door. He walks up to the podium, as he is wearing a Juan Gonzales Rangers jersey from the late nineties, jhorts, and Tevas. He clears his throat, and begins to talk.

MYKE RHINES
Thank you all for coming, or not so much. I can see your commitment to being here is like my commitment to my five different now ex-wives, waning and almost non-existent. So without further ado, or somesuch, let us launch into the purpose of which that we are all anticipating.

As some of you know, not unlike the Hammer Craig Mueller and George Dunpork swiftly abandoned their positions of authority, this left the co-owners with no sort of middle management to make observation of the lowly ranks below them, or somesuch. So, they have convened and made the decision to create the position President of SNW. They called Nolan Ryan, of the Rangers, and he sent a squad of snow monkeys to the office with his answer of no. Jerry Jones sent his response of no via a poorly recorded cell phone video, in which he was clearly intoxicated, and told us he did not want "this f'ing job" and that Chris Angel "was a piece of s***" which I do not find as inaccurate in and of itself, as it were. George Bush just started mumbling something about liberals and Obama when called, and a shotgun was hearing going off in the background when the phone abruptly was hung up.

So, as a result of this trio of failures, I am here to announce that as of right now I am officially announcing my candidacy for SNW President. This company's authority can not fall into the sticky, hairy palms of someone like the Matt the P1 Virgin's of this great land of ours. Therefor, I will bring order and fairness, or somesuch, to this great company. Thank you, and have a kickass summer.

Rhines concludes his speech, steps out from behind the podium, and violently thrusts his pelvis in the direction of the camera. The scene pans back out to the ringside area, and we see Mark Bishop with a look of confusion and Jason Martel with a look of glee on his face.

MARK BISHOP
Did I just hear that Myke Rhines could be the President of SNW?

JASON MARTEL
You damn right you did Bishop! This is going to be so amazing!

MARK BISHOP
I don't even know what to say to this folks. This could be the biggest farce in SNW history if it is allowed to happen.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know why you are so down on this Bishop, I am just absolutely giddy over this.

MARK BISHOP
Let's just get to the next match.

"Chicken Huntin'" blares over the sound system, and the fans cheered as Eddy walks out followed by a smaller cloud of smoke than normally accompanies out from the back. He slaps hands with the fans, who are starting to cough because of the smoke.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with all allies barred from ringside. Making his way to the ring first from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 195 lbs., Eddy!

Eddy rolls into the ring, and poses on the turnbuckles as the smoke cloud disperses around the ring onto the ceiling.

MARK BISHOP
We are getting a minor 4 Up preview tonight, as one half of the #1 contenders the Alley Ratz takes on one half of the champions Death Sentence.

JASON MARTEL
Great, two spare people from two spare teams going to spare us to death. Where's my pillow?

MARK BISHOP
That's blatant disrespect for current and past champions. Who do you think is not a spare anyway?

JASON MARTEL
Well our former tag team champions who were so ashamed to lose to that pair of jokers Death Sentence that they haven't been seen ever since.

"Inside the Fire" booms over the sound system, and the fans cheer even louder as Soul Reaper walks out from the back wearing his tag team title belt on his waist. He walks down the aisle, ignoring the adulation of the fans while maintaining his focus.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent from Fresno, California. Weighing in at 242 lbs., he is one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Soul Reaper!

Reaper steps through the ropes and stands on his side of the ring. He unstraps his title belt and hands it to the referee as he retains his sense of calm.

MARK BISHOP
A strong opponent for Eddy this week, as Reaper is a former Texas Champion and a current half of the Texas Tag Team Champions.

JASON MARTEL
Meh.

MARK BISHOP
You can't dismiss a former top dog in this company with simply a meh.

JASON MARTEL
Meh.

MARK BISHOP
Good to see you're real committed to your job.

JASON MARTEL
Meh.

Eddy vs. Soul Reaper

The bell rings, and the match kicked off with Soul Reaper getting the offense early. Stiff, harsh kicks to the stomach and legs of Eddy had him jumping around trying to avoid the vicious strikes. Reaper then was able to control the beginning several minutes of the match, tossing around Eddy like a sock monkey. The match almost ended when Reaper was able to hit an Exploder suplex that almost drove Eddy through the mat and onto the floor, but he only got a two count as Eddy was able to put his foot on the bottom rope forcing the pin attempt by Reaper to be halted. Reaper brought Eddy up, and looked to go for the Cold, Hard Truth but Eddy dropped down into a jawbreaker and sent Reaper off of him clutching his head. Eddy was able to parlay this momentum into control of the offense for the next couple of minutes, using his very off kilter style offense to keep Reaper on his heels. Eddy came close to ending the match after he rocked Reaper with a spinning heel kick, then followed up with a top rope cross body and got a two count that Reaper powered out of. Frustrated, Eddy went back to the top rope and waited for Reaper to stand up. Reaper slowly got to his feet. Eddy dived off and went for a second cross body, but this time Reaper identified the strategy and caught Eddy. He hoisted him onto his back, and quickly brought him down with Reaper's Requiem. Eddy looked unconscious as Reaper went for the pin ONE...TWO...THREE!

Winner: Soul Reaper

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MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Soul Reaper!

MARK BISHOP
Eddy almost had the match won, but Reaper showed why he is a former Texas Champion as he was able to counter the second cross body and slam it down for that vicious Reaper's Requiem for the win.

JASON MARTEL
And this is one half of our number one contenders?

MARK BISHOP
Well, yes Jason.

JASON MARTEL
What a waste. This company doesn't have a tag team worth a damn anymore. We have a worse tag team division then that company that operates up North.

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"Cucina" screeches over the PA, and the fans boo as Andy Lionheart walks out from the back adorned in his new face paint as the fans react by jeering and giving him the finger.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your main event and it is a tag team contest. Making his way to the ring first from Kemi, Finland. Weighing in at 210 lbs., he is the "New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart breaks into his traditional sprint, and smoothly slides under the ropes. He jumps on the turnbuckle, and spreads his arms in a pose that only invites more hatred from the audience.

MARK BISHOP
Our main event tonight is a tag team match involving two brand new teams here in SNW. This all came about because of our main event last week, a cage match between Versus Vince and Andy Lionheart's partner tonight Tyler Guevara. Vince had the match won, but Andy Lionheart came through the crowd and slammed the cage door on the head of Vince, giving him a concussion and giving Guevara the win.

JASON MARTEL
What did you expect in a cage match? There are no rules, so that is more than fine to happen.

MARK BISHOP
Still though Jason, it's the integrity of the situation. It shows a lack of respect for the match, not allowing it to be settled the right way.

JASON MARTEL
Please, cage matches are all about brutality. Lionheart brought the brutality, so he was more than perfectly in place for this match.

"American Lab Rat" blares over the sound system, and the fans continue to boo as Tyler Guevara slowly strides out from the backstage area. His massive frame walks down the aisle, cutting a wide path.

MONICA DELUCA
His partner from Jacksonville, Florida. Weighing in at 300 lbs., he is the "American Lab Rat", Tyler Guevara!

Guevara lifts his large leg over the top rope once he is on the apron, and steps into the ring. Walking over to his partner Lionheart, they shake hands and talk some last minute strategy.

MARK BISHOP
Guevara and Vince have been feuding for the past couple of months or so, both being fairly quickly rising stars here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Not sure I'd call Vince a rising star myself.

MARK BISHOP
I would, the only reason he didn't win the cage match is because he was screwed out of the win by that damn scoundrel Lionheart.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, hey. Vince had the perfect opportunity to win that match, and he tossed it away by going for that insane shooting star press. He had his chance, and he wasted it.

"Fake It" begins to play over the PA, and the fans cheer as the Switch Stallions make their way out from the back. They waste no time, running down to the ring slapping the hands of the fans on the way there.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly, "The Switchblade" Seth Davids, the Switch Stallions!

The two slide into the ring, and taunt their two opponents to the complete adulation of the audience.

MARK BISHOP
The assault on Versus Vince last week leads to his match, the other two members of Vince's new stable Versus Violation. The Switch Stallions are here tonight to stand up for their leader, and try to get some retribution.

JASON MARTEL
Good luck with all that, look at these two scrawny little rats. Lionheart and Guevara are going to tear them apart.

MARK BISHOP
Giving a little discredit to the new SNW talent aren't you Jason? They do have retribution in their minds and hearts, and that can fuel a fire if needed.

JASON MARTEL
Right, well, call me whenever they actually do something and we can talk about it then.

"The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart and "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara vs. The Switch Stallions

Kijar Donnelly started off the match for the Stallions, and the much larger Tyler Guevara started off for his team. Donnelly circled the taller Guevara, and went in for a take down but Guevara just shoves him backwards as he does a couple of backwards rolls. Seth Davids, seeing his partner at such a disadvantage, tags himself in and steps into the ring to face Guevara. Guevara smiles a bit and chuckles, but is shocked as a quick dropkick to the chest sends him backwards a bit. He goes again, but lands the dropkick to the knee bringing Guevara to his knees. He lands an enzugiri, and that sends Guevara to the mat. A quick pin attempt ONE... and only a one count as Guevara shoved Davids into the air and off of his chest. The next couple of minutes a game of cat and mouse ensues, as Guevara's size slows him down in trying to pin down the shifty Davids. Davids gets close enough to land a kick to the knees, but backs out quickly and doesn't ever stop moving. Frustrated and angry, Guevara tags out to Lionheart and sends him in to chase down the opposition. The match became much more fast paced at this point, as Lionheart and Davids exchanged high impact speed moves for the next several moments. A double arm DDT almost garnered a pinfall for Davids on a two count, and Lionheart almost put away the Stallions with a Superkick on Davids who was running full speed at the time but it only garnered a two count. Lionheart went to tag in Guevara, but a quick snap neckbreaker by a sprinting Davids was able to prevent the tag. Donnelly dropped down and made his way over to the other corner, and punches Guevara right in the knee. He spins his head around, and sees Donnelly. He drops down, and Donnelly runs away as Guevara trails after him. Lionheart looks on from the far ropes, but Davids quickly spun him around and hit a Blade Bomb that went into a pinning predicament ONE...TWO...THREE!

Winners: The Switch Stallions

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MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, the Switch Stallions!

MARK BISHOP
A quick distraction run by Donnelly drew both Guevara and Lionheart offsides, and Davids was able to turn that into a Blade Bomb and a three count for the SNW rookies!

JASON MARTEL
No, that is not right! What a horrible way for these young kids to win!

MARK BISHOP
They had to pull out a win on the size advantage somehow, that's how they did it.

JASON MARTEL
Well, doesn't look like things are going so well right now.[/b]

Guevara had caught up to Donnelly, and was now abusing him, throwing him back into the ring. Davids tried to come up and assault Guevara, but he lands a head butt that sends him backwards. Davids and Donnelly team up for a dropkick that sends Guevara off the apron and onto the floor again. Lionheart tries to sneak up on them, but the two sniff it out and start putting the boots to him. All of a sudden Matt Margera runs down from the back to the hate of the crowd, and takes out Davids with a massive Benihana. Donnelly is left to the wolves, as Guevara has come back into the ring now. Lionheart hits The Ripper on Donnelly, and drags him over to Guevara. He lifts up the prone Donnelly, and looks ready to hit the Hellbent for Destruction but the crowd goes up in cheers as Versus Vince runs down with chair in hand and into the ring. He starts swinging as all three men scatter and somehow dodge the chair shots. Vince checks on both Davids and Donnelly, and stands at the ropes pointing his chair at the trio up the aisle.

MARK BISHOP
The Stallions looked like they had fended off the assault, but then Matt Margera interjected himself into this, giving Guevara and Lionheart the advantage. Not willing to let that stand, Versus Vince came down with an equalizer in hand as the cowards fled.

JASON MARTEL
Cowards? Would you stand in the ring with a man swinging a chair? I wouldn't.

MARK BISHOP
Something tells me we haven't heard the last of this. For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Bishop and we'll see you next week on Guy's Night Out!

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