Post by Hollywood on Apr 24, 2008 23:34:02 GMT -6
Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event of the evening!
A deafening roar is let out by the crowd at the announcement that it's time for the main event. The lights in the arena go out as "Sinner" hits, and the crowd boos as they see the video for Viper on the SportsTron. A green light shines out from the entrance way, and Viper walks out from the light and stops out in front of the entranceway as the crowd continues to boo in unison.
Monica Deluca: Introducing first, from Fayetteville, North Carolina and weighing 324 pounds... Viper!
Mark Followill: Viper, one of the most imposing men in SNW, and no stranger to Syco Boy.
Jason Martel: There's definitely plenty of history between Viper and Syco Boy, and both men better watch their backs as either man could have some old friends hanging around.
Viper walks down to the ring. He gets up on the apron and steps over the top rope, then stands in the middle of the ring with his hands crossed in an 'X' over his head as the crowd continues to boo him. "Always" hits and Syco Boy comes from a side door where no one else enters as the crowd cheers.
Monica Deluca: His opponent, from Clayton, North Carolina and weighing 229 pounds... Syco Boy!
Jason Martel: Syco Boy better get some shots after being so close to these welfare check cashing cretons.
Mark Followill: Sir!
Syco rolls into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle and gives a "I love you" gesture to the crowd. As Syco has his back turned, Viper charges in and nails Syco with a double axe handle from behind, knocking Syco over the top and onto the apron. Senior official Rick Maynard calls for the bell as Viper reaches over the ropes and grabs Syco by the head. Viper hip tosses Syco from the apron back into the ring, then turns to taunt the crowd, eliciting a loud chorus of boos. Viper stomps away at Syco, not allowing him to get up.
Mark Followill: Viper is just relentless in his attack on Syco Boy.
Jason Martel: Well you didn't expect him to play patty cake with him, did you?
Viper picks Syco up and whips him hard into the corner. Viper charges in, but Syco moves out of the way and Viper runs into corner chest first, staggering out of the corner. Syco with a series of kicks to Viper's legs, then a dropkick to the legs that takes Viper down to his knees. Syco runs off the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to the face that knocks Viper down as the crowd cheers Syco on. Syco hits a series of five consecutive elbow drops on Viper, followed up by a leg drop.
Mark Followill: Syco with a cover. ONE...TWO...and Viper just powers out as he military presses Syco off of him.
Jason Martel: Syco's going to have to beat Viper within an inch of his life to beat him. But I don't see that happening in light of the size difference.
Syco runs off the ropes, but Viper knocks him down with a right hand punch. Viper picks Syco up and has him up in the air, his hands around Syco's throat. Rick Maynard counts to four, then Viper throws Syco down with a choke toss. Viper does a crotch chop at the fans, and they boo in kind. Viper delivers and elbow drop to Syco.
Mark Followill: Viper with a cover... ONE...TWO...and what is Viper thinking, just picking Syco up like that?
Jason Martel: He's just letting Syco Boy know that he's in for the beating of a lifetime, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of this massacre.
Mark Followill: You're a sick man, Jason.
Viper picks Syco up and whips him into the ropes. Syco off the ropes and Viper nails a powerslam. Viper runs the ropes and nails Syco with a big leg drop, then covers Syco with his leg.
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO... and Syco gets the shoulder up. What a lax cover by Viper.
Jason Martel: Only a matter of time, Mark. Only a matter of time.
Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a backbreaker. Viper then picks Syco right back up and places him on his shoulder and walks over to the corner, dropping Syco face first onto the turnbuckle pad, sending Syco down to the mat. Viper then decides to get on the middle turnbuckle, taunting Syco Boy. Viper comes off the middle turnbuckle with a diving elbow(a la Bret Hart), but Syco gets out of the way, and Viper holds onto his elbow, writhing in pain because of missing the diving elbow. Syco staggers up, and lays in some stomps on Viper to keep him down. Syco runs the ropes, does a hedgehog roll, jumps up in the air and nails Viper with a Rolling Thunder to a nice pop from the crowd.
Mark Followill: Syco on the comeback trail!
Jason Martel: I wouldn't count on it.
Syco with a series of running elbow drops on Viper. Viper is slow to get up as Syco goes to the outside and on the apron. Syco jumps up and springboards off the top rope as Viper turns around. Syco nails a Springboard Top Rope Tornado DDT as the crowd's cheers are now at a deafening level.
Mark Followill: Syco Crazy!
Jason Martel: You don't have to be redundant, Mark.
Mark Followill: I'm not. That's just the name of one of Syco Boy's signature moves.
Syco waves his arm in the air as the crowd continues to cheer him on, then proceeds to climb the top turnbuckle. Syco comes flying off the top with a flying leg drop, but Viper rolls out of the way and Syco crashes on the mat. Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a double underhook facebuster.
Mark Followill: Viper with a cover... ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Syco Boy somehow manages to get his shoulder up!
Jason Martel: Syco's just running on instinct at this point.
Viper argues with Rick Maynard about the count, but Rick insists that it was two. Viper picks Syco up and whips him into the corner. Viper charges in and squashes Syco with a Ho Train, or in this case, a Viper Train. Viper doesn't let Syco collapse, as he follows up with a series of elbows to the side of Syco's head. Viper picks Syco up and places him on the top turnbuckle, then slaps him in the face to a chorus of boos.
Mark Followill: Total lack of respect on the part of Viper.
Jason Martel: What has Syco Boy done lately to deserve respect?
Viper attempts to climb the turnbuckle, but Syco nails him with a series of forearm shots. Syco nails Viper with a headbutt that staggers Viper back. Syco regains his bearings and stands up on the top turnbuckle and attempts a Whisper in the Wind, but Viper catches Syco and slams him down with authority via a powerbomb, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! I thought for sure Syco Boy was finished!
Jason Martel: I guess that means more torture for poor Syco Boy.
Viper goes to pick up Syco Boy, but Syco catches him off guard with the neckbreaker version of the Twist of Fate that he calls the Syco Drop(an inverted Twist of Fate, if you will). The crowd cheers Syco on as he climbs the to the top rope. He comes flying off the top and nails Viper with a corkscrew high angle senton bomb to a deafening roar from the crowd!
Mark Followill: Syco Bomb! ONE...TWO...THREE!
Jason Martel: Dammit! There went my money to buy myself ribs and sweet tea at Texas Roadhouse!
Mark Followill: You bet money on this match?
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner... Syco Boy!
Syco Boy goes into the crowd and celebrates. A fan gets up and lets him have his seat, and Syco sits down to relax in between two random fans as the crowd is going crazy.
Mark Followill: What a first night of action here on SNW Onslaught tonight, as we cap off this show with... Wait a second, what?... OK, I've received word that there's a commotion in the back and our camera crews and Brenda Price are there.
Shot opens in a hallway, where Matt Margera is layed out, and the big masked man and Emo Kid are stomping away at him. Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller walk into the shot, grinning from ear to ear.
Gordie: Thought you could pull a fast one on us Matt? You seem to forget that I'm always one step ahead of everybody else! Matt, say hello to the newest roster of member of Sports Nutz Wrestling!
The hooded man removes his mask and reveals himself to be...
Jason Martel: Oh my god! Do you realize who that is, Mark?!
Mark Followill: It's Hellspawn!
Jason Martel: I told you that the first night of SNW would be a nightmare for Matt Margera and Wench! And it looks like Hellspawn has taken Emo Kid under his wing!
Mark Followill: What does this mean for SNW 4 Up?! Fans, we're out of time! We'll see you at 4 Up!
Hellspawn and Emo Kid let out sinister laughs, as do Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz as Matt has a hard time trying to recover from the attack. Wench runs in and sees Matt, then sees Hellspawn, and looks like she's seen a ghost as the shot fades to black.[/b]
A deafening roar is let out by the crowd at the announcement that it's time for the main event. The lights in the arena go out as "Sinner" hits, and the crowd boos as they see the video for Viper on the SportsTron. A green light shines out from the entrance way, and Viper walks out from the light and stops out in front of the entranceway as the crowd continues to boo in unison.
Monica Deluca: Introducing first, from Fayetteville, North Carolina and weighing 324 pounds... Viper!
Mark Followill: Viper, one of the most imposing men in SNW, and no stranger to Syco Boy.
Jason Martel: There's definitely plenty of history between Viper and Syco Boy, and both men better watch their backs as either man could have some old friends hanging around.
Viper walks down to the ring. He gets up on the apron and steps over the top rope, then stands in the middle of the ring with his hands crossed in an 'X' over his head as the crowd continues to boo him. "Always" hits and Syco Boy comes from a side door where no one else enters as the crowd cheers.
Monica Deluca: His opponent, from Clayton, North Carolina and weighing 229 pounds... Syco Boy!
Jason Martel: Syco Boy better get some shots after being so close to these welfare check cashing cretons.
Mark Followill: Sir!
Syco rolls into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle and gives a "I love you" gesture to the crowd. As Syco has his back turned, Viper charges in and nails Syco with a double axe handle from behind, knocking Syco over the top and onto the apron. Senior official Rick Maynard calls for the bell as Viper reaches over the ropes and grabs Syco by the head. Viper hip tosses Syco from the apron back into the ring, then turns to taunt the crowd, eliciting a loud chorus of boos. Viper stomps away at Syco, not allowing him to get up.
Mark Followill: Viper is just relentless in his attack on Syco Boy.
Jason Martel: Well you didn't expect him to play patty cake with him, did you?
Viper picks Syco up and whips him hard into the corner. Viper charges in, but Syco moves out of the way and Viper runs into corner chest first, staggering out of the corner. Syco with a series of kicks to Viper's legs, then a dropkick to the legs that takes Viper down to his knees. Syco runs off the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to the face that knocks Viper down as the crowd cheers Syco on. Syco hits a series of five consecutive elbow drops on Viper, followed up by a leg drop.
Mark Followill: Syco with a cover. ONE...TWO...and Viper just powers out as he military presses Syco off of him.
Jason Martel: Syco's going to have to beat Viper within an inch of his life to beat him. But I don't see that happening in light of the size difference.
Syco runs off the ropes, but Viper knocks him down with a right hand punch. Viper picks Syco up and has him up in the air, his hands around Syco's throat. Rick Maynard counts to four, then Viper throws Syco down with a choke toss. Viper does a crotch chop at the fans, and they boo in kind. Viper delivers and elbow drop to Syco.
Mark Followill: Viper with a cover... ONE...TWO...and what is Viper thinking, just picking Syco up like that?
Jason Martel: He's just letting Syco Boy know that he's in for the beating of a lifetime, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of this massacre.
Mark Followill: You're a sick man, Jason.
Viper picks Syco up and whips him into the ropes. Syco off the ropes and Viper nails a powerslam. Viper runs the ropes and nails Syco with a big leg drop, then covers Syco with his leg.
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO... and Syco gets the shoulder up. What a lax cover by Viper.
Jason Martel: Only a matter of time, Mark. Only a matter of time.
Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a backbreaker. Viper then picks Syco right back up and places him on his shoulder and walks over to the corner, dropping Syco face first onto the turnbuckle pad, sending Syco down to the mat. Viper then decides to get on the middle turnbuckle, taunting Syco Boy. Viper comes off the middle turnbuckle with a diving elbow(a la Bret Hart), but Syco gets out of the way, and Viper holds onto his elbow, writhing in pain because of missing the diving elbow. Syco staggers up, and lays in some stomps on Viper to keep him down. Syco runs the ropes, does a hedgehog roll, jumps up in the air and nails Viper with a Rolling Thunder to a nice pop from the crowd.
Mark Followill: Syco on the comeback trail!
Jason Martel: I wouldn't count on it.
Syco with a series of running elbow drops on Viper. Viper is slow to get up as Syco goes to the outside and on the apron. Syco jumps up and springboards off the top rope as Viper turns around. Syco nails a Springboard Top Rope Tornado DDT as the crowd's cheers are now at a deafening level.
Mark Followill: Syco Crazy!
Jason Martel: You don't have to be redundant, Mark.
Mark Followill: I'm not. That's just the name of one of Syco Boy's signature moves.
Syco waves his arm in the air as the crowd continues to cheer him on, then proceeds to climb the top turnbuckle. Syco comes flying off the top with a flying leg drop, but Viper rolls out of the way and Syco crashes on the mat. Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a double underhook facebuster.
Mark Followill: Viper with a cover... ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Syco Boy somehow manages to get his shoulder up!
Jason Martel: Syco's just running on instinct at this point.
Viper argues with Rick Maynard about the count, but Rick insists that it was two. Viper picks Syco up and whips him into the corner. Viper charges in and squashes Syco with a Ho Train, or in this case, a Viper Train. Viper doesn't let Syco collapse, as he follows up with a series of elbows to the side of Syco's head. Viper picks Syco up and places him on the top turnbuckle, then slaps him in the face to a chorus of boos.
Mark Followill: Total lack of respect on the part of Viper.
Jason Martel: What has Syco Boy done lately to deserve respect?
Viper attempts to climb the turnbuckle, but Syco nails him with a series of forearm shots. Syco nails Viper with a headbutt that staggers Viper back. Syco regains his bearings and stands up on the top turnbuckle and attempts a Whisper in the Wind, but Viper catches Syco and slams him down with authority via a powerbomb, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! I thought for sure Syco Boy was finished!
Jason Martel: I guess that means more torture for poor Syco Boy.
Viper goes to pick up Syco Boy, but Syco catches him off guard with the neckbreaker version of the Twist of Fate that he calls the Syco Drop(an inverted Twist of Fate, if you will). The crowd cheers Syco on as he climbs the to the top rope. He comes flying off the top and nails Viper with a corkscrew high angle senton bomb to a deafening roar from the crowd!
Mark Followill: Syco Bomb! ONE...TWO...THREE!
Jason Martel: Dammit! There went my money to buy myself ribs and sweet tea at Texas Roadhouse!
Mark Followill: You bet money on this match?
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner... Syco Boy!
Syco Boy goes into the crowd and celebrates. A fan gets up and lets him have his seat, and Syco sits down to relax in between two random fans as the crowd is going crazy.
Mark Followill: What a first night of action here on SNW Onslaught tonight, as we cap off this show with... Wait a second, what?... OK, I've received word that there's a commotion in the back and our camera crews and Brenda Price are there.
Shot opens in a hallway, where Matt Margera is layed out, and the big masked man and Emo Kid are stomping away at him. Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller walk into the shot, grinning from ear to ear.
Gordie: Thought you could pull a fast one on us Matt? You seem to forget that I'm always one step ahead of everybody else! Matt, say hello to the newest roster of member of Sports Nutz Wrestling!
The hooded man removes his mask and reveals himself to be...
Jason Martel: Oh my god! Do you realize who that is, Mark?!
Mark Followill: It's Hellspawn!
Jason Martel: I told you that the first night of SNW would be a nightmare for Matt Margera and Wench! And it looks like Hellspawn has taken Emo Kid under his wing!
Mark Followill: What does this mean for SNW 4 Up?! Fans, we're out of time! We'll see you at 4 Up!
Hellspawn and Emo Kid let out sinister laughs, as do Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz as Matt has a hard time trying to recover from the attack. Wench runs in and sees Matt, then sees Hellspawn, and looks like she's seen a ghost as the shot fades to black.[/b]
