4 Up

[Hollywood]

Twenty wrestlers...

We see a montage of shots of some of the wrestlers in 4 Up.

Four weapons...

A shot of a table with a barbed wire bat and a light tube on it, and a ladder standing by.

But only ONE Texas Champion.

Tonight, twenty wrestlers will compete in a special tournament to earn the right to be part of the lineage of the prestigious Texas Championship, a belt held by many legends such as the Von Erichs, Wahoo McDaniel, Blackjack Mulligan, Jose Lothario, John Tolos, Peter Maivia, Rocky Johnson, Johnny Valentine, Gino Hernandez, Bruiser Brody, the Ultimate Warrior, Jimmy Snuka, Terry Taylor, the Undertaker, Iceman King Parsons, and too many great legends of this sport to name.

As the voice over announcer says all the names of the wrestlers mentioned above, we see various action photos of them.

In order to win the Texas Championship, these twenty competitors will have to be cut with barbed wire bats, slice themselves with light tubes, avoid crashing into tables, and climb the ladder. And the four winners from the four special matches must win one last battle inside the Cage of Death, where weapons from all four specialty matches will be at their disposal.

And now, live from the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas... Sports Nutz Wrestling presents 4 Up.

"Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragon Force hits as the shot opens inside the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas, with a rare pyro show going off at the stage of the entrance with the show taking place at a bigger venue and being on PPV. After the pyro show, the camera pans around to the crowd, everyone holding up their signs and screaming their lungs out. Camera then pans over to the broadcast booth with Mark Followill and Jason Martel.

Mark Followill: Ladies and gentlemen, the time for talk is over! Tonight, we crown the SNW Texas Champion! Thank you for ordering 4 Up! I'm Mark Followill.

Jason Martel: And I'm Jason Martel, and Mark, I understand that Brenda Price is backstage with Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz.

Mark Followill: Take it away, Brenda.

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Brenda Price is standing by with Gordie and the Sports Nutz. The fans boo in unison as they see the trio on the SportsTron. Gordie, George and Craig all have big grins on their faces.

Brenda Price: Thank you, Mark. Brenda Price, here with SNW co-owner, "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath; SNW Commissioner, George Dunpork; and SNW General Manager, Craig "Senior" Mueller. Guys, I can't help but notice the big smiles on your faces.

Gordie: We have every right to be smiling, as the last remaining wrestler in 4 Up has arrived. I of course am referring to the mystery wrestler.

Brenda Price: Well would you mind telling us who it is?

Craig: Well it wouldn't be much of a mystery if we told you.

Dunpork: Exactly, Craig. By the way, Brenda, I would've liked your shower scene in "The Road From Erebus" if you actually had some boobs! Pancakes are nowhere near as flat as your chest!

Furious, Brenda halls off and slaps Dunpork across the face as hard as she can, which elicits a big pop from the crowd watching the segment on the SportsTron. Craig holds Dunpork back as Gordie proceeds to chew Brenda out.

Gordie: Look here, hussy! You are not to strike any authority member of SNW! You're fired!

Matt Margera walks into the camera shot.

Matt Margera: Whoa, Gordie. The SNW bi-laws clearly state that no one can be fired for self defense against sexual harassment, which Baby Huey over there just demonstrated. Brenda, you're not fired.

Brenda sticks her tongue out at Gordie, George and Craig and walks off. Matt smirks at them as he walks off. Gordie, George and Craig are none too pleased as the camera switches back to ringside.

[Hollywood]

Shot switches back to ringside as we see all of the participants getting into the ring for the battle royal.

Mark Followill: Matt Margera preventing Gordon Heath from abusing his power.

Jason Martel: Excuse me, but Gordie was just trying to lay down the law! If anyone abused power, it was Matt! Believe me, I know firsthand how incompetent he is!

Shot switches to inside the ring, where Monica Deluca is standing by.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SNW 4 Up!

The crowd boisterously cheers with excitement at Monica's first announcement.

Monica Deluca: 4 Up begins with a twenty person battle royal. The first four eliminated from the battle royal by being thrown over the top ropes and both feet touching the floor will not advance into any of the four stipulation matches and are thus eliminated from 4 Up. The next four eliminated from the battle royal will go into the light tube match. Then the next four eliminated go into the tables match. The next four after that go into the ladder match. And the final four in the ring will immediately commence with the barbed wire bat match. At the end of the night will be the Cage of Death, and each of the four previous winners will bring a weapon representing their stipulation match into the Cage of Death. Now as you all know, there is one last entrant in 4 Up. Let's find out who the mystery entrant is!

The lights go out, and the crowd goes wild, not knowing what's going to happen.

Mark Followill: What in the world?!

Jason Martel: Looks like Matt Margera is a cheapskate. I guess the stories of Matt and Wench starving little Damien are true!

Mark Followill: They don't starve him!

Jason Martel: Hellspawn said they do!

Mark Followill: Oh please!

"Can't Tell Me Nothing" by Kanye West blares over the PA. The lights flicker, and a man wearing faded jeans with holes torn in the knee caps and a towel over his head walks down to the ring. The man gets to the ring and the lights come back on. When they do, the man throws off the towel and...

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen... Venom!

Mark Followill: What a liar Levetation is! He said he was retiring!

Jason Martel: He didn't lie. Levetation did retire. This is Venom!

Mark Followill: Max O'Haire needs to see a therapist about this split personality disorder.

Syco Boy and Venom have looks of rage in their eyes and go after each other, tackling each other down to the mat and brawling with each other. Everyone else begins brawling as they're trying to avoid being one of the first four eliminated. Jiggle-O James Johnson goes to dropkick Hellspawn, but he blocks it. Hellspawn then grabs Johnson by the throat and chokeslams him out of the ring to the floor as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

Monica Deluca: Jiggle-O James Johnson has been eliminated and is out of 4 Up!

More brawling commences. "Delicious" Don Juan dares Adriana Samu to kiss him, but she kicks him in the groin. Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester grab him and toss him out.

Monica Deluca: "Delicious" Don Juan has been eliminated from 4 Up!

Rory Fox and Kevin Douglas work together on trying to eliminate Stank Lovve, but Viper nails Kevin Douglas up and over the top to the floor with a vicious big boot! Stank Lovve then clotheslines Rory Fox out of the ring.

Monica Deluca: Kevin Douglas and Rory Fox have been eliminated from 4 Up!

Mark Followill: Now we're down to the field of sixteen.

Jason Martel: Not really a strategy of trying to win the battle royal. It's all about positioning.

Venom and Syco Boy are so wrapped up in their brawling that both Alex Daniels and Emo Kid superkick them out of the ring. Officials rush down to ringside to separate Venom and Syco as they continue to brawl.

Monica Deluca: Venom and Syco Boy have been eliminated and will go into the Light Tube Match!

Wench and Hannah are trying to eliminate each other, but neither woman will budge. The Y Kores are fighting amongst themselves. JackHammer has the General up against the ropes and slaps him hard in the chest. JackHammer backs up and charges at General, but General ducks down and back bodydrops JackHammer to the outside. But not a second later, Rory Kotch eliminates him, but her momentum carries her with him to the outside.

Monica Deluca: JackHammer and the General are eliminated and go into the Light Tube Match! "The Assassin" Rory Kotch is eliminated and goes into the Tables Match!

Viper and Stank Lovve are trying to eliminate each other. The rest of the wrestlers all team up temporarily and are able to lift up both Viper and Stank, tossing them over the top ropes and to the floor.

Monica Deluca: Viper and Stank Lovve are eliminated and will go into the Tables Match!

Hannah and Wench go back to fighting each other. Hannah charges at Wench, but Wench pulls down the ropes, causing Hannah to be eliminated by the momentum of her charging at Wench.

Monica Deluca: Hannah has been eliminated and will go into the Tables Match!

Wench taunts Hannah, only for Hellspawn to tap her on the shoulder. Wench turns around, but before she can do anything, Hellspawn grabs her by the throat and tosses her out over the top rope.

Monica Deluca: Wench has been eliminated and will go into the Ladder Match!

Mark Followill: What's Hellspawn doing?!

Jason Martel: I love it! He's taunting Wench, ever so slowly walking over the top ropes so that he can eliminate himself!

Mark Followill: Not quite! Soul Reaper brings him back in and is flooring him with a series of right hands!

Emo Kid charges after Soul Reaper and nails him with several clubbing blows to the back, but Reaper turns around, grabs Emo Kid by the head and tosses him to the outside. Hellspawn tries to get away, but Reaper tackles him down.

Monica Deluca: Emo Kid has been eliminated and will go into the Ladder Match!

Adriana Samu and Andrew Smith work together to try to eliminate Alex Daniels. Petrina Rochester rushes in, everyone thinking she'll help eliminate Daniels. But instead she clotheslines Adriana Samu and Andrew Smith out of the ring!

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Smith and "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu are eliminated and go into the Ladder Match! The final four are "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rochester, Soul Reaper and Hellspawn. They're in the Barbed Wire Bat Match, and that match is beginning now!

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Alex Daniels, Hellspawn, Soul Reaper and Petrina Rochester are staring each other down in their respective corners, and we're ready to get the Barbed Wire Bat Match underway.

Jason Martel: And the referee is getting the two barbed wire bats from the ring attendant and placing them in the middle of the ring.

The ref places the two barbed wire bats down and calls for the bell. Alex, Petrina, Hellspawn and Reaper all run for the two bats, but they all crash into each other and fall down, drawing laughter from the crowd. They all get up and shake the cobwebs from their heads. Instead of racing for the bats right away, they all strategize what to do. Alex takes advantage of this opening and darts for the bats, grabs both of them, and throws them out to the floor. He laughs at his opponents as the crowd reign down the boos.

Mark Followill: What a coward "Kid Thunder" is!

Jason Martel: Coward?! He's smart for preventing himself from being cut open with barbed wire baseball bats!

Hellspawn, Reaper and Petrina all set aside their differences and chase Alex out of the ring. Petrina continues chasing Alex while Hellspawn gets one of the barbed wire bats, and Reaper gets the other, and they both get back in the ring. Alex runs back into the ring and is met with a barbed wire bat to the midsection from Hellspawn, and another barbed wire bat shot to the head from Reaper, knocking Alex down. Reaper goes down and rakes the barbed wire on the bat across Alex's forehead, causing him to bleed. Meanwhile, Petrina jumps onto Hellspawn and applies a piggback sleeper. But Hellspawn is too strong and throws Petrina down over his shoulder and to the mat. Reaper turns his attention to Hellspawn, and Hellspawn to Reaper. They have a "swordfight" with the barbed wire bats, with Hellspawn gaining the advantage after kicking Reaper in the midsection, causing him to drop his barbed wire bat. Hellspawn drops his bat, grabs Reaper by the head, and nails him with a DDT to the barbed wire bat.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Soul Reaper has been eliminated!

Jason Martel: And just like that, Soul Reaper is out of 4 Up.

Alex is back up and goes to pick up Petrina, but Petrina catches him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Hellspawn grabs Petrina out of nowhere and nails her with a Death Valley Driver. Alex grabs one of the barbed wire bats and nails Hellspawn in the back with it. Hellspawn turns around, and Alex nails him in the midsection with it, then staggers him by hitting him in the head with it. Alex knocks Hellspawn down with a sweep kick. Petrina staggers up, but Alex catches her with a snap hurricanrana. Alex picks Petrina up and nails the Wrist Clutch Fisherman Buster.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: "The Other Girl" Petrina Rochester has been eliminated!

Jason Martel: And now it's down to Hellspawn and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

Alex picks one of the barbed wire bats back up. Hellspawn has recovered and picks up the other one. Hellspawn and Alex decide to have a "swordfight" of their own with the barbed wire bats. Hellspawn backs Alex up against the ropes, pushing his bat against Alex's bat. Hellspawn backs up and charges after Alex with his barbed wire bat over his head, but Alex sidesteps and pulls the ropes down, sending Hellspawn to the outside. Hellspawn slowly gets to his feet as Alex climbs the top turnbuckle. Alex comes flying off to attempt a hurricanrana, but Hellspawn catches him and powerbombs him on the floor as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Hellspawn picks an unconscious Alex up and rolls him into the ring. Hellspawn decides to deliver some more punishment and nails Alex with the Hell's Drop, then goes for the cover.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, Hellspawn!

Jason Martel: And Hellspawn is the first one entered into the Cage of Death, and what an advantage he'll have by getting so much rest between now and that match.

[Hollywood]

Syco Boy approaches Wench's locker room door. He knocks on it, and Matt Margera's voice can be hear asking who it is. Syco says it's him, and Matt says come in. Syco opens the door as Wench and Matt are there to greet him.

Matt Margera: And to what do I owe this visit?

Syco Boy: Matt, it's no secret that Hellspawn will do whatever he can to hurt you and Wench and make sure that she doesn't win the Texas Championship. And none of us would put it past him to send someone out to interfere in the ladder match to prevent Wench from winning. So what I'm proposing, if it's OK with you, is for me to be at ringside to watch Wench's back.

Wench: Syco, you know more than anyone that I can handle myself out there. But you're right. Hellspawn is more unpredictable than Texas weather. So if Matt is alright with it, you can be at ringside.

Matt Margera: Syco, I'd be more than happy for you to watch Wench's back.

Syco Boy: OK, thank you. And Wench, don't worry about having to be at ringside during the light tube match. You'll need the rest after the ladder match should you win so that you can be ready for the Cage of Death.

Matt and Syco slap hands as the shot switches back to ringside.

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: As we see the ring crew bringing the ladders to ringside, that can only mean that we're ready for the Ladder Match. The object will be to climb the ladder and grab the briefcase that has a pass to the Cage of Death.

Jason Martel: So many variables in this match. You have Wench wanting to avenge her loss to Emo Kid; Emo Kid wanting to make his mentor Hellspawn proud; and Andrew Smith and Adriana Samu wanting to prove that they belong in the Texas wrestling circuit.

As "Stillborn" by Black Label Society hits, Andrew Smith comes out to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.

Monica Deluca: The following match is the Ladder Match. First, from Harrisburg, PA and weighing 230 pounds, Andrew Smith!

Andrew slaps hands with some ringside fans who stretch their hands out, then gets into the ring. "I Love Myself Today" by Bif Naked hits and “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu comes out onto the entrance ramp. She rocks out with the fans to her music for a few seconds before coming down the ramp with much energy as the crowd cheers her on as well.

Monica Deluca: From Alberta, Canada and weighing 130 pounds, "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!

Adriana slaps hands and gives autographs on her way down. She poses on the top turnbuckle and flips off to the mat while she waits for the other two opponents. The lights in the arena go out. A pulse beating is heard around the ring and "Careless Whisper" hits. The lights flicker on and off and Emo Kid comes out from behind the curtain with a furious expression on his face as the crowd boos him out of the building.

Monica Deluca: From Bakersfield, CA and weighing 185 pounds, Emo Kid!

Mark Followill: This match was custom built for this nut job!

Jason Martel: No doubt he'll have plenty of opportunity to feel pain in this match.

The lighting goes back to normal as Emo enters the ring. Wench emerges from the curtain to a huge pop from the crowd and is accompanied by Syco Boy as "My Time" hits. Wench and Syco make their way to the ring slapping hands with the fans.

Monica Deluca: And from Lenoir, NC and weighing 110 pounds, Wench!

Jason Martel: Why is Syco Boy allowed to be at ringside? He doesn't have a manager's license!

Mark Followill: He's there to make sure that Hellspawn doesn't try any monkey business.

Wench slides into the ring, and is "greeted" by Emo Kid immediately stomping away at her, not giving her a chance to get in the ring. Emo picks Wench up and goes for an irish whip, but Wench reverses it and Emo is double back bodydropped by Samu and Smith. Smith goes down and nails Emo with a series of right hand punches as Samu goes to the outside to get a ladder, and Wench goes outside opposite of Samu to get a ladder. Wench and Samu get inside the ring with their respective ladders as Smith picks Emo up. Wench and Samu stare each other down, then proceed with a mock sword fight with the ladders. Smith and Emo charge at Wench and Samu, only for Wench and Samu to turn their ladders, knocking Smith and Emo down hard as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!" Both Wench and Samu set up their ladders, side by side. After getting them set just the way they want them set, both Wench and Samu begin to climb their respective ladders. Emo Kid is back up, as is Andrew Smith. Emo clubs Samu in the back, while Smith grabs a hold of Wench's foot.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid powerbombing Samu off the ladder, and Smith brings Wench down by her feet and causes her to crash face first!

Jason Martel: Crashing face first will be an improvement for Wench's facial features.

Mark Followill: Oh stop it!

Smith takes one of the ladders and puts it down. Meanwhile, Emo begins climbing the other ladder. But Smith catches Emo and back suplexes him to the mat. Smith kicks that other ladder down, then proceeds to stomp away at Emo. Wench gets back up and turns Smith around, poking him in the eye. Unbeknownst to Wench, Samu is back up. Samu catches Wench with a release half nelson suplex. Samu gets up and is met with an Evenflow DDT from Smith. Smith picks Samu up by the head and throws her out of the ring. Smith turns around, only for Emo to charge at him and take both himself and Smith out to the floor with a Cactus Jack Clothesline. Samu, Smith and Emo are slow to get to their feet as Wench is getting up and setting a ladder up against the ropes, as if it were a ramp. Wench runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off, runs the ladder, springboards off of it and turns herself around into an asai moonsault off the ladder, over the ropes and crashing onto Samu, Smith and Emo as the crowd shouts "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jason Martel: Wench really is as stupid as she looks!

Mark Followill: I know I'm supposed to be a broadcast journalist, but I can't help but say... HOLY SHIT!

Everyone is slow to get to their feet. Emo grabs Wench and throws her hard into the steel steps. Her knees crash into the steps, then filps over and crashes on the floor, all in a fluid motion, a la Mick Foley. Andrew Smith picks Adriana Samu up and goes for a DDT, but Samu reverses it into a release northern lights suplex. Samu picks Smith up and rolls him into the ring, then follows in. Samu picks up one of the ladders and sets it up against the corner. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Emo picks Wench up and bodyslams her on the floor. Emo then jumps up on the security railing and springboards off of it with a moonsault, but Wench gets her knees up and Emo crashes onto them, holding his ribs in agony. However, he has a sick, sadistic smile on his face.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid is holding his ribs in pain and is smiling!

Jason Martel: The scary thing is that between him and Hellspawn, Emo Kid is the NORMAL ONE!

Wench and Emo get up, and Wench hits him with a series of knife edge chops, then grabs his head and slams it on the ring apron. She rolls him into the ring and follows in. Samu picks Smith up and attempts to whip him into the ladder, but Smith reverses and sends Samu to the ladder. But Samu is able to catch her momentum and jump onto the ladder, springboard off of it. Off the springboard motion, she turns her body and goes for a cross body, but Smith catches her with a quick powerslam. Wench picks Emo up, but he knees her in the midsection, followed by a snap suplex onto the other ladder that's lying down, causing the crowd to groan as they can only imagine the pain Wench is in after that snap suplex onto the ladder. Emo turns around and Smith catches him, slamming him down with a Samoan Drop. Smith gets the ladder that is lying down and drags it over, then goes to pick up Emo. Emo gouges Smith's eyes and grabs Smith in a front face lock. Emo goes for a vertical suplex, but Smith blocks it, then counters with a brainbuster onto the ladder, the crowd screaming "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!"

Mark Followill: Andrew Smith may have just scrambled Emo Kid's grey matter with that brainbuster onto the ladder!

Jason Martel: That won't have any effect on Emo Kid's head, as he's already messed up in the head.

Smith gets up, but unbeknownst to him, Samu is back up. She catches him from behind with an Edge-O-Matic. Samu grabs the ladder that's in the corner and sets it in position. She begins to climb the ladder, but Wench is getting up as well. Wench begins to climb the ladder along with Samu. They get close to the very top of the ladder and exchange right hands. Wench grabs Samu by the head and bashes it onto the top of the ladder. Wench then grabs Samu's head in a front face lock and drops her down off the ladder. Samu is lying down in agony as Wench goes to climb the very top of the ladder as the crowd is at a fever pitch, anticipating the high risk maneuver that Wench is about to atttempt. Wench goes for a Five Star Frog Splash, but Emo runs in and grabs Samu by the wrists and drags her out of the way, causing Wench to crash onto the mat, and she grabs her midsection in pain from missing the Five Star Frog Splash.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid dragging Adriana Samu out of harm's way not because he likes her, but because he hates Wench.

Jason Martel: As if you're shocked that Emo is such a sick individual.

Emo goes to pick up Samu, but she catches him with a Russian leg sweep. Samu up, and Smith catches her with a spinebuster onto the ladder that is lying down, the crowd going "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" in response. Smith then takes a couple of seconds to adjust the ladder that is standing up to his liking and begins to climb the ladder. However, this whole time, Wench has been stirring back up. She makes it over to the ladder that is lying down and picks it up, setting it up to her liking. Smith sees her climbing, and Wench sees Smith. They exchange right hands, but Smith catches Wench and they fly off the ladders as Smith brings her down with a swinging neckbreaker off the ladder, the crowd again responding with "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" Smith slowly gets up, but Emo is back up and charges in, slamming him down with an STO. During this time, Samu has slowly stood back up and has climbed to the very top turnbuckle. Emo turns around, only for Samu to come flying off the top turnbuckle and nail him with a top rope tornado DDT, the crowd amazed at Samu's athleticism. Emo goes rolling to the outside, and Samu follows him out. Samu decks Emo with a series of right hands, then knife edge chops him so hard that he flies onto the broadcast table. Mark Followill and Jason Martel scramble out of the way while keeping their headsets on.

Jason Martel: A little too close for comfort, Mark.

Mark Followill: Now I know how NHL goalies feel when they get crowded by the Detroit Red Wings.

Samu punches away at Emo to make sure he stays down on the table. Samu goes under the ring and finds a steel chair as Emo barely sits up. Samu smashes the chair over Emo's head, busting him wide open and knocking him out cold as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Samu gets in the ring and grabs one of the ladders, setting it near the ropes. Smith and Wench are slowly stirring about, trying to get up. Samu climbs to the top rung of the ladder, but the crowd buzzing with anticipation causes her to climb to the very top of the ladder. Samu does a Hail Mary and says a quick prayer, then comes flying off the ladder and crashes onto Emo through the table with a 450 corkscrew splash! Both Samu and Emo are down as the crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Mark Followill: Oh dear God! Both Adriana Samu and Emo Kid may be dead!

Jason Martel: Looks like it's down to Andrew Smith and Wench.

Andrew Smith has picked himself up and is slowly climbing the ladder. Wench is slow to pick herself up. Smith continues to slowly climb as Wench catches a second wind. She grabs a hold of Smith's left foot, but Smith kicks her off. Smith continues to climb, but Wench grabs hold of the side of the ladder and pushes it over, causing Smith to fly off the ladder over the ropes and crashing on the hard floor. Wench picks the ladder up and sets it up. She climbs the ladder as Syco cheers her on, pounding his hands on the mat. Wench climbs to the top and grabs the briefcase as the crowd cheers loudly!

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the ladder match, Wench!

Mark Followill: Wench has beaten the odds and will advance to the Cage of Death later on tonight!

Jason Martel: I'm afraid her luck will run out because she'll have to deal with Hellspawn inside that cage.

Mark Followill: Now as we all know, 4 Up is taking place here at the Will Rogers Coliseum, where many great legendary battles took place courtesy of the now defunct World Class Championship Wrestling. One of the many legends of Texas wrestling was "Playboy" Gary Hart. Here now is a touching video in tribute of this great man.

[Hollywood]

Camera shot switches to ringside, where we see tables set up alongside the security railings.

Mark Followill: Well up next is the Table Match, featuring ring veterans Rory Kotch, Viper and Stank Lovve, as well as the rookie, Hannah.

Jason Martel: Rory Kotch, Viper and Stank Lovve all go way back to FCW and NAWA. They all have fought and teamed with each other and know each other's weaknesses. Hannah doesn't seem to care that she's caught in the crossfire, just that she wants to become the first ever SNW Texas Champion.

Monica Deluca: This next match is the Table Match!

"Just So You Know" booms over the P.A and Hannah walks out on to the stage to loud boos from the Fort Worth crowd. She looks around at the audience and glares at them before making her way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: First, from Lancashire, England and weighing 129 pounds, Hannah!

Hannah stops and lowers her head for a few seconds before running toward the ring and jumping up onto it. She makes her way through the middle ropes and walks around the ring before getting up onto a turnbuckle and giving the crowd two middle fingers as the boos continue to rain down. She jumps off the turnbuckles and snarls, awaiting her opponents. The lights in the arena go out as "Sinner" hits. The crowd boos in response. A green light shines out from the entrance way, and Viper walks out from the light and stops at the end of the stage as the boos get even louder.

Monica Deluca: From Fayetteville, NC and weighing 324 pounds, Viper!

Viper walks down to the ring. He gets up on the apron and steps over the top rope, then stands in the middle of the ring with his hands crossed in an X over his head. “The Beautiful People” hits as the lights in the arena go red. Rory Kotch comes down to the ring with a sadistic smirk on her face, staring a hole into her opponents and twirling her pipe.

Monica Deluca: From Moscow, Russia and weighing 200 pounds, "The Assassin" Rory Kotch!

Kotch gets into the ring and stares a hole into Viper and Hannah as she clutches her pipe. The lights go out while "Unpredictable" is blasting through the speakers. Five separate balls of fire come up from the stage, then Stank comes out pointing to the left and then to right before touching his toes, comes up crossing his arms and pointing to the sky causing a shower of pyro streaming from the rafters with pyro steady coming up from the stage while walking to the ring.

Monica Deluca: And from Atlanta, GA and weighing 333 pounds, Stank Lovve!

The bell sounds and Rory Kotch immediately swings her pipe at Viper, but he catches her by the wrist. Viper kicks Rory in the midsection, causing her to drop the pipe. Hannah quickly runs over to pick it up, but Stank Lovve steps on her hand, and leaves his foot on her hand, causing her to scream in agony. Meanwhile, Viper whips Rory into the corner, then charges in with a running back elbow, but Rory gets out of the way and Viper crashes in the corner. He staggers out, and Rory catches him with a series of low kicks to the leg, followed by a dropkick to the legs that takes him down. Stank goes to pick Hannah up, but this gives her an opening to grab the pipe, then nails Stank in the family jewels with it.

Mark Followill: A blatant yet perfectly legal low blow by Hannah.

Jason Martel: Looks like the Lovve Shack is closed for the evening.

Angered at the sight of someone else using her pipe, Rory runs and spears Hannah, then nails her with a series of mounted right hand punches. Rory grabs her pipe. Stank moves in to grab her from behind, but Rory turns around and clocks him in the head with the pipe, staggering him in a daze to the point that he's out on his feet. Viper is back up, runs at Stank and knocks him down with a running big boot. Viper turns around and is met with a double low blow from both Hannah and Rory via her pipe. Rory then turns right around nails Hannah with the pipe. Rory then goes to the outside and grabs one of the tables. Stank has gotten up and gone to the outside and is grabbing a table. Rory sets her table up on the outside. Meanwhile, Stank slides it into the ring. Viper, still selling the groin shot, is back up and cuts Stank off with a series of right hands. Viper follows up with a clothesline attempt, but Stank ducks then catches Viper in a full nelson and transitions it into a full nelson slam. Meanwhile, Rory has gotten back into the ring and has stomped away at Hannah. Rory picks Hannah up and takes her to the ring apron. Rory picks Hannah up for a powerbomb, but Hannah counters with a hurricanrana that sends Rory crashing through the table to a big pop from the crowd.

Monica Deluca: "The Assassin" Rory Kotch has been eliminated!

Mark Followill: What a counter by Hannah.

Jason Martel: Thank goodness. I wasn't ready for Texas to be overrun by Communism.

Mark Followill: Oh come on!

Hannah picks up another table outside the ring and slides it in, then crawls into the ring as officials rush down to help Rory to the back. Meanwhile, Viper whips Stank into the ropes, bounces off the other ropes, and nails Stank with the Viper-line. Hannah sets the table up and tries to talk Viper into working with her to put Stank through the table. Viper smirks at her, then grabs her by the hair. Viper picks her up for a hammerbomb(Razor's Edge) as the crowd is abuzz with excitement. Stank has other plans though, as he gets up and grabs Hannah, bringing her down and saving her from Viper. Stank grabs Viper with a hammerlock and nails a German suplex, but holds on. Stank back up with Viper, and nails a second German suplex, followed up by a third, a fourth, a fifth, and a sixth, and Stank finally lets go after six German suplexes. Meanwhile, Hannah has gone to the outside, grabbing a steel chair. She charges at Stank, but he turns around, causing Hannah to stop dead in her tracks, holding the chair up in the air over her head. Stank grabs her in a front face lock and nails a Falcon Arrow, sending her crashing through the table she set up earlier.

Monica Deluca: Hannah has been eliminated!

Jason Martel: What a pathetic human Stank Lovve is, putting his hands on a woman!

Mark Followill: Hannah knew what she was getting into when she signed up to wrestle against the men!

Jason Martel: You heard it here at 4 Up. Mark Followill endorses domestic violence!

Mark Followill: I do not!

As Stank picks himself up, Viper has set up a table in the ring. Viper charges after Stank with a running double axe handle, but Stank catches him with the Arn Anderson Spinebuster. Stank picks Viper up and brings him over to the table. Stank goes to scoop slam Viper, but Viper slips out behind Stank. Stank turns around and Viper picks him up by the throat and nails him with a sitout double handed chokeslam through the table!

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the table match, Viper!

Mark Followill: And now Viper goes on to the Cage of Death!

Jason Martel: There's a good chance that it could be an FCW reunion in the Cage of Death should either Venom or Syco Boy win the light tube death match.

Mark Followill: Now as the ring crew cleans up the mess from the table match and sets up for the light tube match, let's pay tribute the family that paved the way for SNW and all of Texas wrestling, the Von Erichs.

[Hollywood]

Mark Followill: Well now it's time for the most demonic match here at 4 Up... the Light Tube Match. Light tubes are all tied to the ropes, and the object of the match is simply to maim your opponent with the light tubes.

Jason Martel: Forget about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Friday the 13th, and all the other slasher flicks you can think of. This match will be the bloodiest and goriest match here at 4 Up.

"Born in the USA" begins blaring as The General comes out waving a large USA flag as the fans shout "USA! USA! USA!" He gives a few fans high fives as he walks towards the ring.

Monica Deluca: The following is the Light Tube Match! From Fort Smith, Arkansas and weighing 270 pounds, the General!

The General waves the US flag in the ring, then hands it to a ring attendant. "Ten Thousand Fists" by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammerl comes through the curtain and heads down the ramp to the ring.

Monica Deluca: From Chicago, Illinois and weighing 360 pounds, JackHammer!

JackHammer climbs the ring steps, then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts, then steps over the ropes, where there are no light tubes, and into the ring. "Can't Tell Me Nothing" by Kanye West blares over the PA as the crowd boos in unison. The lights flicker, and Venom, wearing faded jeans with holes torn in the knee caps and a Brett Favre Green Bay Packers jersey, walks down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, Venom!

Venom gets into the ring and the lights come back on. "Always" hits. The camera looks all around the arena when finally a section of the crowd begins cheering. The camera focuses in on this area where Syco Boy is seen walking through the crowd high fiving everyone. The rest of the crowd gives him a big pop when they spot him.

Monica Deluca: And lastly, Syco Boy!

He rolls into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle and gives a Jeff Hardy-esque gesture.

DING DING DING

At that moment all four men desperatley reach out to grab a light tube right away from the ropes. All four grab light tubes and then have a standoff with each other.

Mark Followill: It will be interesting to see who strikes first.

Jason Martel: All four men being extra cautious in this match.

Each man looks at the other holding their light tubes. Finally General swings his at Syco's head. Syco ducks and smashes his light tube across General's back. Jack Hammer sees an opening and smashes his over General's chest. Venom then smashes his light tube over General's head. Syco picks up General's light tube then smashes him in the back of the head with it. Venom kicks General in the stomach then nails a Styles Clash as Syco glares at Venom for his using move.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE! And General is eliminated in less than five minutes!

Monica Deluca: The General has been eliminated!

Jason Martel: Wow, the General disappeared faster than Cpl. Kirchner.

Venom pushes General away as Jack Hammer has grabs another light tube and smashes it over Venom's back. Venom yells out in pain as Hammer and Syco bring him up to his feet. They whip him to a rope as Venom smashes into some light tubes back first.

Mark Followill: That football jersey not giving Venom much protection against those light tubes.

Jason Martel: The sheer brutality of this match cannot be fathomed.

Jack Hammer and Syco then immediately start slugging it out as Hammer gets the upper hand and hooks Syco and drives him with a Suplex. Venom grabs the rope and tries getting to a standing position but Hammer charges and nails a knee lift sending Venom out of the ring and to the floor. Hammer grabs another light tube off the ropes and sees Syco standing up. Hammer tries hitting Syco with the tube but Syco blocks. The two fight over it before Syco kicks Hammer in the stomach then yanks the tube out of his hands. Syco smashes the tube over Hammer's head knocking him down to the mat. Syco climbs up the top rope then flies off with a Syco Bomb.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: JackHammer has been eliminated!

Syco gets up to his feet and sees Venom on the outside. Syco runs to the ropes and attempts a Suicide Dive but Venom smashes him over the head with a light tube. Syco falls the mat as Venom slides back in and attempts a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. Venom stomps on Syco a bit before looking around for some more light tubes. Venom sees two and pulls them off the ropes. Syco is now bleeding from the head as Venom smashes him over the head with one tube then the other. Venom then hits a DDT slamming Syco on his head. ONE... TWO... shoulder up. Venom grabs one more light tube then climbs up to the top rope. Syco slowly pulls himself to his feet as Venom flies off the top but Syco jumps up and delivers a Dropkick. Syco takes a few momemnts before getting up to his feet. Venom gets up as Syco takes him over with a Hurracanrana. Venom gets to his feet as Syco jumps up onto the top rope and takes Venom down with a Whisper In the Wind. ONE... TWO... kickout. Syco gets in position as Venom gets to his feet. Syco attempts the Syco Drop but Venom blocks and locks on a Million Dollar Dream. Syco runs forward then slides to his stomach sending Venom face first into some light tubes. Syco sneaks behind and takes him down with a school boy.

Monica Deluca: The winner of the light tube match, Syco Boy!

Mark Followill: What a brutal match, and Syco Boy is the sole survivor!

Jason Martel: As much as I don't like him, I have to give Syco respect for being able to survive the light tube match.

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to ringside, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel look on in amazement at what they just witnessed in the light tube match. The ring crew is cleaning up all the shattered glass from the light tubes as officials help Venom and Syco to the back.

Mark Followill: I can't believe that any of those four men are still alive after that match.

Jason Martel: And I can't believe that Syco Boy was able to get a victory over Venom.

Mark Followill: Well now the Cage of Death has been set. It will be Hellspawn, Wench, Viper and Syco Boy battling it out for the right to be the SNW Texas Champion.

Jason Martel: I've gotta say that of the four, Syco Boy is the biggest long shot to win. His match was last, and it was the light tube match. Wench is another long shot. She may be a fighter, but her size will play against her going up against the likes of Hellspawn and Viper, who are the two favorites to win this match. They're the two biggest wrestlers in this match, not to mention that they're focused on winning the Texas Championship. Wench is too preoccupied with Hellspawn not making the lives of her and Matt Margera a living hell to concentrate on winning the Texas Championship. It's a toss up between Hellspawn and Viper, but I'm going to go with Hellspawn. He's the most focused of the final four in this match. Steel cage matches are his cup of tea, and when you add weapons to the mix, he's all the more dangerous. He would also love nothing more than to win the top prize in SNW, knowing full well that Matt Margera is part owner and that it would drive him insane.

Mark Followill: Right now let's take it to Misty Crawford, who's backstage with Matt Margera, Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz.

Shot opens in the backstage interview area, with the 4 Up banner in the background. Misty Crawford is standing by with Matt Margera, Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller. Matt is holding the Texas Championship over his shoulder.

Misty Crawford: Gentlemen, the time is drawing near for the Cage of Death and to crown the SNW Texas Champion.

Gordie: The time is ticking down for your precious little wife, Matt. In just mere moments, she's going to be locked inside a steel cage with the monster Hellspawn, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Matt: You're right, there is nothing I can do. But Wench can handle herself.

Dunpork: You sure about that? All you have to do is say "Let's go play a game" and she freaks out, dropping whatever she's holding, which makes her a danger to little Damien.

Craig: Yeah, what if she's holding little Damien and she gets frightened and drops him faster than you can say Britney Spears?

Matt: Look, you stooges, stay out of our personal business! And as for you Gordie, words can't describe what I'm going to do to you for bringing hell on earth into the lives of Wench, little Damien and I.

Matt walks off as the Sports Nutz shake their heads.

[Hollywood]

The scene fades in backstage where Brenda Price is waiting to do an interview with Wench. Wench walks up looking rather determined.[/color]

Brenda Price: Wench, how do you feel about making it to the finals?

Wench: I always knew if I set my mind to it, I could do anything.

Brenda Price: How do you feel about having to face Hellspawn?

Wench looked at her.[/color]

Wench: Well, he's definitely not one I'd want to face. I know what he's capable of. The cards on this one, however fall more in my favor. This isn't a one on one match up and Viper and Syco Boy will be in there as well. I've already spoken with Syco. We have an...understanding between us. I'm not too worried.

Brenda Price: Well, what do you think your chances are of walking out the first SNW Texas Champion?

Wench: Well, my chances are as good as anyone else who's in the match.

Brenda Price: Well, good luck to you out there, Wench.

Wench: Thanks Brenda.

Wench turned and walked back off camera as the scene went back to the announcers.

Mark Followill: Our great ring crew has cleaned up all the glass from the light tube match and now the cage is being lowered. Keep in mind that in this particular steel cage match, each participant will bring a weapon representing the match they were in.

Jason Martel: And all the weapons in question can do so much damage. The light tube can cut you deeper than a Halloween Jack-O-Lantern. You can also carve someone up like Freddy Krueger with a barbed wire bat. You can knock someone unconscious with by slamming them through a table. And there's a variety of ways to use a ladder.

The crowd is abuzz with excitement as the cage is lowered down.

Mark Followill: Let's take it now to Monica Deluca, who's outside the ring to announce the main event.[/b]

[Hollywood]

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of 4 Up, the Cage of Death!

The crowd is cheering at a fever pitch, excited about the upcoming cage match.

Monica Deluca: In this match, each participant will bring a weapon from the match that they were in. The winner will be the first person to escape the cage and BOTH feet touching the floor, either by climbing out of the cage or through the door. And the winner of the Cage of Death will be the SNW Texas Champion!

"White Knuckles" blares over the PA as the arena goes black and the crowd boos in response. The stage erupts into flames as Hellspawn, barbed wire bat in hand, walks out as the boos get louder and louder.

Monica Deluca: First, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 pounds, Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn a big favorite to win the Cage of Death.

Jason Martel: He's a definite favorite. He's had the longest time to rest before this match, not to mention that a match like this is his kind of match.

The cage door is open and Hellspawn walks into the cage as the lights come back on. Hellspawn holds his barbed wire bat up in the air as the crowd reigns down the boos. The lights go out in the arena again as "Sinner" hits to more boos from the crowd. A green light shines from the entranceway as Viper walks out with a table.

Monica Deluca: From Fayetteville, NC and weighing 324 pounds, Viper!

Mark Followill: All four participants in this match know each other very well.

Jason Martel: They do. At one time, Hellspawn and Wench were part of one of the most dominant stables in UHW, as well as in FCW. But that nosy little punk Matt Margera stuck his nose where it doesn't belong and "rescued" Wench from Hellspawn's "evil clutches." All Matt did was make Wench's life miserable, and now Hellspawn is here in Sports Nutz Wrestling to make him pay. Matt, you made this bed and now you must lie in it.

Viper brings the table into the cage and sets it up against one of the corners. He and Hellspawn stare each other down. "My Time" hits, and Wench comes out with a ladder as the crowd gives her a big pop.

Monica Deluca: From Lenoir, NC and weighing 110 pounds, Wench!

Wench walks to the ring but doesn't enter the cage just yet as Hellspawn taunts her. "Always" blares over the PA, and the audience cheers even louder as they anticipate the arrival of Syco Boy. He's seen in the audience, the blood all over his face al dried up and turning dark. He's refused to wear any bandages as he walks through the crowd with a long cardboard box.

Monica Deluca: And from Clayton, NC and weighing 229 pounds, Syco Boy!

Syco climbs over the security railing and walks over to where Wench is. Syco opens the top of the long cardboard box and pushes the light tubes out of it, sliding them into the ring as Hellspawn and Viper back off. Syco walks into the cage, followed by Wench and the ladder she brought. The bell sounds, and everyone puts down their weapons as they circle each other. Hellspawn charges after Wench, but Wench ducks and crawls under him. Hellspawn turns around, only for Viper to nail him with a Viper-line.

Mark Followill: And just like that, we see that it's everybody for themselves.

Jason Martel: Well what do you expect when the top prize in SNW is on the line?

Viper goes to pick up Hellspawn, but Syco springboards off the ropes and nails Viper with a dropkick out of nowhere. Wench climbs to the top turnbuckle while holding the ladder in front of her. She hops off the top turnbuckle and brings the ladder down across Hellspawn's chest in a falling motion as the crowd moans, trying to imagine the pain Hellspawn is in. Syco goes for a rolling thunder on Viper, but Viper gets his knees up, and Syco crashes his back across Viper's knees. Syco winces in pain, holding the small of his back. Hellspawn is slowly getting up, but Wench grabs one of the light tubes and smashes it over his head as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" The shot stuns Hellspawn for a moment, but a look of anger comes over his face as he's now bleeding at the forehead. He shoots up and grabs Wench by the throat, then throws her by the throat into the table that's set up in the corner, breaking the table in half.

Jason Martel: And now Matt Margera is wondering "What have I gotten my poor wife into?"

Mark Followill: Meanwhile, Viper drops the leg across Syco's throat.

Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a double arm facebuster. Hellspawn picks Wench up and irish whips her, sending her into a sidewalk slam from Viper in one fluid motion. Hellspawn repays Viper's help with a shot to the midsection from the barbed wire bat he brought with him. Hellspawn then grabs Viper's head and rakes the barbed wire on the bat across Viper's forehead, opening him up and causing blood to come out of his forehead. Unbeknownst to Hellspawn, Wench has been slowly getting up. She grabs the ladder and crotches Hellspawn with it from behind as the crowd erupts with a tremendously loud pop for the low blow. Hellspawn is bent over, holding his groin. He turns around to try to grab Wench, but Syco comes from out of nowhere and busts him over the head with another light tube. Hellspawn goes down to his knees, and Syco hands Wench the half of the light tube that's still in tact. Wench carves Hellspawn's forehead with the broken end of the light tube as he screams out in agony. Viper grabs a light tube and goes to smash Wench over the head with it, but Syco pushes her down and takes a vicious light tube shot across the head, causing more blood to come from out of his forehead as he falls down.

Mark Followill: And now Viper is setting up a row of light tubes, and has gone to pick Syco Boy up.

Jason Martel: Looks like Viper is about to slam Syco into the light tubes.

Viper has Syco in position for a powerbomb, but Wench runs at Viper and smashes his head with the top of the ladder as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" The vile shot staggers Viper into the ropes, causing his arms to get tangled into the ropes. Viper is now at the mercy of anyone in the ring. Syco and Wench nail Viper with a series of right hand punches. However, Hellspawn is back up and grabs the two of them from behind and bashes their heads together with a double noggin knocker. Hellspawn then grabs a light tube, stuffs it down the back of Wench's sports bra. He has her in position for a powerbomb and turns to taunt the crowd. With his attention temporarily off of Wench, he doesn't see that she's taken the light tube out of her sports bra and is holding it. Hellspawn picks her up for the powerbomb, but Wench smashes the light tube over Hellspawn's head. Hellspawn falls down and Wench lands on her hands and feet, but quickly shakes some stray shards of glass off her hands as she almost forgot about the glass from the light tubes being on the mat. Meanwhile, Syco has recovered and gets Viper out of the ropes and places him in the corner. Syco then places the ladder in front of Viper, who's sitting down in the corner. Syco calls out to Wench, who goes over and holds the ladder in place as Syco goes to the opposite corner and climbs the turnbuckle. But once he gets to the top turnbuckle, he looks up and sees the top of the cage as the crowd's cheers get louder, yelling at him to go for it.

Mark Followill: Syco can't be thinking of flying off the top of the cage.

Jason Martel: If he was smart, he'd double cross Wench and climb over the cage to win the Texas Championship.

Syco climbs all the way to the top of the cage, opposite of Viper. Wench stands up, in awe and cheering Syco on...

Mark Followill: FLYING SYCO OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!

Jason Martel: But he took himself out as well! What an idiot!

Mark Followill: You mean what a "Syco!"

The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" as Syco and Viper are both down and out. Hellspawn is stirring about, but he's still down and can hardly get up. Wench takes this opportunity for the referee to open the cage door. He does and Wench is making her way over to the cage door, but Hannah comes out from the crowd, runs up to the door and slams it on Wench's head, knocking her down as the crowd boos loudly. Hannah flips the crowd off as she storms to the back.

Mark Followill: What the hell was Hannah doing out here?!

Jason Martel: If I was eliminated from being able to win the Texas Championship, I'd be pissed off too!

Hellspawn is finally able to pick himself up and sees the carnage. He smirks at the sight of Wench being down and out. He picks up the last light tube left and stuffs it down the back of her sports bra, but this time there is no one to help her, and she's unconscious. Matt Margera runs down to ringside, but the Sports Nutz run after him. They grab him and slam him face first into the cage as Gordie runs down to ringside with the Texas Championship. He shouts at Hellspawn to finish Wench off, then to come claim his prize. On the outside, the Sports Nutz hold Matt up and Gordie clocks him with the Texas Championship, busting him wide open as the boos from the crowd get louder and louder.

Mark Followill: Oh come on! 4 Up can't end like this!

Jason Martel: This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport!

Mark Followill: Shut up, Schiavone!

Hellspawn picks Wench up and powerbombs her, but holds on and nails a second powerbomb, followed by a third, followed up by a Boston crab.

Mark Followill: The Hell's Rage as the light tube shatters across the back of Wench. This is disgusting!

Jason Martel: This is awesome!

Hellspawn grabs an unconscious Syco Boy and nails him with a muscle buster. Hellspawn then grabs Viper and finishes him off with a chokeslam. Hellspawn then asks for the cage door to be opened, and the ref obliges. Hellspawn walks out of the cage, then hops down to the floor as the bell sounds and the crowd boos him out of the building. The boos continue to reign down as "White Knuckles" blares over the PA.

Monica Deluca: Your winner and SNW Texas Champion... Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: This has to be the darkest day in the history of Sports Nutz Wrestling!

Jason Martel: Wrong! This is a day of celebration!

The Sports Nutz bring Matt back up and throw him to Hellspawn. Hellspawn nails Matt with the Hell's Drop on the floor as the boos reach a deafening level. The boos are even more deafening as Gordie puts the belt on Hellspawn's waist. Hellspawn raises his hands in victory with an evil smile on his face while wearing the SNW Texas Championship. Hannah, Emo Kid and Venom all come out to congratulate Hellspawn, and they all raise each other's hands in victory.

Mark Followill: And now it seems that Hellspawn has Hannah, Emo Kid and Venom all under his spell!

Jason Martel: Hellspawn is smart! He's won the Texas Championship, and now he's doing whatever he can to keep it!

Mark Followill: For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill. Be sure to tune in to Mav TV and watch Onslaught on May 25 for the fallout of 4 Up!

The copyright information comes up as Hellspawn, Emo, Venom, Hannah, Gordie and the Sports Nutz all celebrate, then the show fades to black with the SNW logo showing up on screen.