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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 19:57:59 GMT -6
Matt Margera and Wench. A love that seemed so perfect, yet has seemingly been torn apart.
We see the footage of Codi Shane walking down the stairs at Matt Margera's house, and Wench reacting by snapping and beating the hell out of Codi as Matt struggles to get Wench off of Codi.
Tonight at Summer Bash, everything is on the line in the War Games. But no one will truly win. If Matt Margera wins, he keeps his co-ownership of SNW, and wins Wench her freedom from Hellspawn, but what does that mean now that Matt Margera may not be in love with Wench as he was before? And if Hellspawn wins, he wins Matt Margera's co-ownership of SNW, but that may be more trouble than its worth as Hellspawn and Gordon Heath have been at odds. One thing is for certain. Nobody's lives will be the same after War Games: The Match Beyond.
AND NOW... SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING AND SIL GFX PRESENT SUMMER BASH!!![/color]
Shot opens inside the American Airlines Center in Dallas, TX as "To Hell With The Devil" by Stryper blares over the sound system. The fans are on their feet, screaming their lungs out and holding up their signs as a rare pyro show goes off since SNW is in a bigger arena in which they can do pyro. Camera pans around the screaming crowd. We see the set, comprised of a bigger than usual SportsTron and a ramp. Camera pans over to the broadcast location, where Mark Followill, microphone in hand, and Jason Martel are standing by.
Mark Followill: Hello everyone, and welcome to SNW Summer Bash, live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, TX! I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel. And Jason, tonight it all comes to a head as everything is on the line in War Games: The Match Beyond.
Jason Martel: Well I told you that Matt Margera wasn't in love with Wench anymore, and that was proven this past week as we saw Codi Shane inside Matt Margera's house! Now try to explain that away, Mark!
Mark Followill: I'm going to have to give Matt Margera the benefit of the doubt. He admitted that Codi spending the night at his place was a mistake, but remember that he said that nothing happened.
Jason Martel: Oh they all say "nothing happened."
Camera switches to the ringside area. The lights go out, and Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome to my Nightmare" begins to plays. Some red lights slowly begin to illuminate the arena, and Goryokaku and Wench, with Tanya Adams walking behind them, step out onto the ramp. They make their way down the ramp. While there are fans booing, there are quite a number of fans cheering as well.
Monica Deluca: The following is the finals of the SNW Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams and representing the Dark Ones, the team of Goryokaku and Wench!
Mark Followill: And if you had any doubts that this was a stacked card, those doubts should be erased as we're opening the card with the finals of the SNW Tag Team Title Tournament!
Jason Martel: And this will work into the favor of Team Margera tonight in the War Games, as Wench and Gory will have suffered some wear and tear in this opening match.
Gory stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer, whilst Tanya and Wench make their way into the ring. They wait for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing up the steps slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side, then raising his hands so people can see he snaps his fingers and the lights flash to normal. "Danger" hits, and out come Stank Lovve and DevilDog to a nice pop. There are five pyro blasts around the SportsTron as they make their way to the ring.
Monica Deluca: Their opponents, representing the Tru Playas, the team of Stank Lovve and DevilDog!
Mark Followill: DevilDog coming from out of nowhere to be in this tournament, replacing the injured Terrell Taylor.
Jason Martel: If you ask me, I think both Wench and Stank Lovve should've been made to forfeit their spots in the tournament, and the belts be handed to "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.
Mark Followill: What?! You can't give the tag team belts to just one guy!
Jason Martel: Kid Thunder is so talented that he's a tag team all by himself.
Mark Followill: Oh will you be serious!
Stank Lovve and DevilDog enter the ring. DevilDog raises his arms and hands, then brings them down as pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Gory and Wench do not flinch whatsoever, as they're not intimidated in the least. Referee Mike Croft is in the ring, holding the new SNW Tag Team Championship belts in his hands. He lifts them up to signify that this is a title match, and shows the belts to both teams as they do some last second planning. The ref hands the belts to the timekeeper, then signals for the bell. DevilDog decides to start for his team, and Wench asks Gory to start for their team, and he obliges.
Mark Followill: Interesting that Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven is allowing Wench to start for their team.
Jason Martel: I guess he's already realized that he has no chance of winning with a woman on his team.
Mark Followill: What?!
DevilDog and Wench lock up, and DevilDog gets the immediate advantage as he's the bigger of the two. Wench hits DevilDog with several forearm shots to the side, causing him to loosen his grip of the side headlock. Wench is then able to push DevilDog into the ropes. DevilDog bounces off the ropes, and Wench goes down on her frontside as DevilDog hops over her and runs to the opposite ropes. DevilDog bounces off the ropes, but Wench is ready for him, nailing him with a dropkick. Wench stomps DevilDog, then makes a tag to Gory. They pick DevilDog up and double back suplex him. The ref escorts Wench to her corner as Gory blatantly chokes DevilDog as he has a sadistic smile on his face. The ref sees Gory choking DevilDog, and counts to four before Gory lets go.
Mark Followill: Goryokaku choking the life out of DevilDog. Not because he's desperate and feels that he has to, but because he wanted to.
Jason Martel: Gory is an evil man.
Gory picks DevilDog up and attempts a northern lights suplex, but DevilDog jumps over behind Gory and lands on his feet. DevilDog grabs Gory in a half nelson, then plants him facefirst with a half nelson faceplant. DevilDog proceeds to slap Gory around on the back of his head with some Razor Ramon-esque paintbrush-style slaps, getting a pop from the crowd. Gory is up to his knees and is not amused, sneering at DevilDog, who has a you-know-what eating grin on his face, then makes the tag to Stank Lovve. Stank is in the ring now, and he and Gory face off. Stank and Gory lock up, each man jockeying for position. Stank overpowers Gory, pushing him down hard to the mat. Gory looks up at Stank as he picks himself up, but doesn't seem intimidated, instead smirking at Stank.
Mark Followill: See that? No fear whatsoever on the face of Goryokaku.
Jason Martel: Gesundheit!
Mark Followill: Would you be serious!
Jason Martel: Well excuse me for wishing you good health after sneezing.
Mark Followill: I didn't sneeze! That's Nathaniel Draven's alter ego name, Goryokaku.
Jason Martel: Again, bless you.
Mark Followill: Why do I even try?
Stank and Gory lock up again, and Stank hits Gory with a knee to the midsection, followed up by a bodyslam. Stank follows up with an elbow drop, but Gory rolls out of the way as Stank hits his elbow on the mat, wincing in pain. Gory immediately locks Stank's arm, the one that he used to attempt the elbow drop, in an armbar.
Mark Followill: Gory going to work on Stank's arm.
Jason Martel: Smart strategy by Gory, working over Stank Lovve's arm. If he takes out that arm, that could potentially take out three of Stank's favorite moves; the Lovve Coaster, the Break Up, and the Stank Driver.
Stank gets to his knees as he struggles his way up. Gory keeps the armbar locked on and hits Stank's arm several times, but Stank is able to fight his way back up and take Gory down with an arm drag. Gory back up, but Stank takes him down from out of nowhere with an STO. Stank goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... and Wench breaks up the count, then goes back to her corner as the ref admonishes her. Stank picks Gory up and whips him into the ropes. Gory bounces off the ropes, and Stank picks Gory up and slams him down with a tilt-a-whirl-slam. Stank makes the tag to DevilDog. Stank and DevilDog pick Gory up and whip him into the ropes. Gory comes off the ropes and they throw him up in the air and bring him down facefirst with a double flapjack.
Mark Followill: DevilDog picks Goryokaku up and whips him into the ropes. Goryokaku off the ropes now and DevilDog goes for a hurricanrana... NO! Gory counters with a powerbomb and transitions immediately into a leglock, but just as quickly, DevilDog is able to make it to the ropes. The ref counts to four, and Gory finally lets go.
Jason Martel: Hey, he has a count of five to let go, Mark.
Gory picks DevilDog up by the head and locks him in a front facelock, immediately followed through with a vertical suplex. Gory with a tag in to Wench. Gory and Wench pick DevilDog up and nail him with a Double DDT. Wench goes for a cover as the ref escorts Gory to his corner. Wench yells at the ref, who quickly gets in position. ONE... TWO... DevilDog kicks out. Wench goes to pick DevilDog up, but he hits her in the midsection. DevilDog whips Wench into the ropes. He goes for a hiptoss, but Wench is able to block it. While holding onto the hiptoss position, Wench knees DevilDog in the midsection, doubling him over. Wench places her leg over DevilDog's neck as he's bent over and performs a backflip, followed by a bulldog. Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... Stank Lovve runs in and breaks it up by stomping Wench. Gory runs in and hits Stank Lovve with a flurry of kicks as the crowd comes alive.
Mark Followill: The Okaku Convention! GORY KICK! Stank Lovve damn near had his head taken off!
Jason Martel: I don't care how big you are, that Gory Kick is enough to knock anybody's lights out.
Wench picks DevilDog up, and Gory turns around. They whip DevilDog into the ropes. DevilDog runs toward them, and they pick him up and throw him down, throat-first, across the top ropes in a double-team version of the stun gun. Wench then picks DevilDog up as Gory is escorted back to his corner. Wench brings DevilDog down with the Twist of Fate! Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! "My Time" blares over the PA as the crowd comes unglued. The timekeeper hands the newly won tag team titles over to the ref, who in turn hands them to Wench and Gory. They hold them high in the air.
Monica Deluca: Your winners, and first ever SNW Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!
Mark Followill: Wench and Goryokaku making SNW history as they become the first ever tag team champions of SNW.
Jason Martel: And you know they'll have a big target on their back as both Xtreme Team and the Williams Brothers will be gunning for those titles.
Mark Followill: And speaking of Xtreme Team and the Williams Brothers, their match is coming up in just a short while. Let's go backstage in the Xtreme Team locker room, where Brenda Price is standing by.
Shot switches to inside the Xtreme Team locker room, where Brenda Price is standing by with Xtreme Team.
Brenda Price: Alright, I'm here with one of the top tag teams in all of the world. I of course am referring to Syco Boy and Dave Mason, the Xtreme Team. Dave, I understand that Syco is still having trouble speaking.
Dave Mason: That's right Brenda. The worst thing about it is that no good chicken... you know what, Venom, ran off faster than Brock Lesnar flopped in the NFL. While I may never had been asked to come to SNW, I knew that my brother needed me. So that's why I'm here, to even the odds. Then the Williams Brothers decided to stick their noses in my business and cost me a shot at the Texas Championship. Tonight, this little family feud between the Williams Brothers and Xtreme Team goes all the way to the extreme![/b]
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 19:59:30 GMT -6
"Always" begins to play as Xtreme Team makes their way to the ring.
Monica Deluca: This tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team!
Syco and Dave slap hands with the fans as they make their way down the ramp. They enter the ring and continue to play to the crowd. "Bodies" by begins to play as the Williams Brothers, alongside Anthony Spiccoli come out from behind the curtain to boos from the crowd as they make their way to the ring.
Monica Deluca: And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli, the Williams Brothers!
Mark Followill: This should be an interesting match as it has been building up over the course of this past month.
Jason Martel: Well I hope that Xtreme Team gets an extreme ass beating, Mark.
Syco Boy and Marcus Williams start things off. Collar and elbow tie up as Syco Boy is over powered into the corner.
Mark Followill: Oh choking Syco with his boot, come on now!!
Jason Martel: Excellent move there! It was a part of my arsenal back when I used to wrestle.
Mark Followill: You know for once I actually believe you.
Syco Boy drops to his knees, gasping for air a little air. Marcus Williams taunts the crowd a little too much, giving Syco Boy time to get to his feet as Syco Boy delivers a huge dropkick. Syco Boy lifts him back up and begins to deliver forearm shots the head of Marcus. Syco Boy sends Marcus into the ropes. Marcus rebounds and ducks the superkick from Syco Boy. Marcus off the far side and delivers a huge spear! Marcus makes a quick tag to his brother Mike. Mike comes in and lifts a near lifeless Syco Boy by the hair and delivers a bodyslam. Mike begins to lift Syco Boy up again but Syco Boy rolls him into a quick small package! ONE... TWO... only two as Mike kicks out.
Mark Followill: Whoa, almost had him right there off the small package!
Jason Martel: It's going to take a hell of a lot more than that to beat the Williams Brothers.
Syco Boy rolls into his corner and tags in Dave Mason! Dave Mason comes in and nails Mike with a closed fist punch, Marcus runs in and gets the same! Dave lifts Mike and delivers a release German suplex! Marcus gets back to his feet and gets met with a back body drop!
Mark Followill: Dave Mason is on a roll!
Jason Martel: NO! NO!
Dave Mason signals to the crowd thats he's going up top. Dave Mason goes for a 450 splash but Mike Williams moves out of the way. Mikes takes advantage and tags in Marcus. Marcus lifts a hurt Dave Mason and delivers a spinning side walk slam. Marcus lifts Dave Mason back up and delivers a punishing Gargoyle suplex followed by a pin.
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... WHOA! Syco Boy Frog Splash on the back of Marcus to break up the pin!
Jason Martel: Where did he come from?!
All four men in the ring now. Dave Mason and Marcus Williams are still down, Syco Boy and Mike Williams begin to exchange blows. Dave Mason gets to his feet as Dave and Syco deliver a double vertical suplex to Mike Williams Mike rolls out of the ring, leaving Marcus in alone with both members of Xtreme Team.
Mark Followill: Xtreme Team is fired up!
Jason Martel: Come on Williams Brothers, get back in this thing!
Mark Followill: What, are you their manager too?
Jason Martel: No, I just recognize talent when I see it.
The ref instructs Syco to get back into his corner as Dave picks Marcus up, but Marcus gouges him in the eyes, followed up by an Impaler DDT. Marcus goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Dave gets the shoulder up. Mike is back on the ring apron, and Marcus tags out to him. They both whip Dave into the ropes and duck down for a double overhead back body drop, but Dave flips over, grabbing them both by their heads in a front face lock and brings them down with a one-man double jumping Buff Blockbuster to a big pop from the crowd. Dave runs and jumps onto the top rope while Syco does the same as referee Mike Croft yells at the two to get this match under control, then just says "To hell with it, let 'em go." Dave with a corkscrew shooting star press, aka the Mega Spot, onto Marcus. Meanwhile, Syco nails Mike with a Syco Bomb. Dave runs over and covers Mike. Anthony Spiccoli hops onto the apron, but Syco dropkicks him, sending him to the floor to a huge pop. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Always" blares over the PA as the crowd goes crazy!
Monica Deluca: Your winners of this match, Xtreme Team!
Jason Martel: Dammit! There goes fifty bucks down the drain!
Mark Followill: You bet on this match?!
Jason Martel: Hey, I would've gotten a hundred if they won!
Mark Followill: What a piece of work you are. Fans, let's go backstage where Misty Crawford is standing by with Viper for thoughts on the Texas Street Fight coming up!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 20:00:14 GMT -6
Shot opens in the backstage Summer Bash interview area. There is a Summer Bash banner in the background, and Misty Crawford is standing by with Viper.
Misty Crawford: My guest at this time is only 28 years old, yet his list of accomplishments reads like that of a grizzled ring veteran who's about to be inducted into the hall of fame. I am of course speaking of the Ultimate SINner himself, Viper. And Viper, tonight you take on "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels in a Texas Streetfight. For those who haven't been keeping up with what's happened thus far in SNW, let's recap. You and Alex Daniels were thrown together for the Tag Team Title Tournament. While you two weren't exactly good friends, you two were able to make it to the semi-finals, and that's when Kid Thunder's ego seemingly got so big that the team imploded. And now, you have a chance to put him in his place in this Texas Street Fight.
Viper: Misty, we all know that all Kid Thunder had to do was just shut his mouth and follow my lead. But no, he wanted to prove that he was the reason that our team was great, so I gave him a chance to prove that, and he fell flat on his face.
Viper turns to the camera.
Viper: Alex, tonight you pay for your sins. Tonight, I am your judge, jury, and executioner.
Shot switches to ringside as "Thunderstruck" blares over the PA. The fans immediately come to their feet, booing their lungs out as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels comes out, decked out in his purple headband, purple vest with "KT" written on the back, and his sunglasses. He stretches out his arms as he stands at the top of the ramp as the boos get louder.
Monica Deluca: The following is a Texas Street Fight. There are no disqualifications, no count outs, and the match must be won inside the ring. First, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds... "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!
Mark Followill: It's not often that the first meeting between two competitors is a Texas Street Fight, but Gordon Heath, the Sports Nutz and Matt Margera were smart enough to realize that a normal one on one match would not befit this confrontation between Kid Thunder and the Ultimate SINner.
Jason Martel: You know, Viper wants to cry about how Alex Daniels was stealing the spotlight from him, that Alex Daniels was a gloryhound. Alex Daniels wasn't trying to steal any spotlight. He was just smart enough to realize that if Viper was in the ring, then he'd only have two chances to win the SNW Tag Team Titles... slim and none.
Mark Followill: Is that why Alex Daniels lost when he was left out on his own?
Jason Martel: Well of course he's going to lose when his partner slaps him around!
Kid Thunder smirks at the ringside fans as they continue to boo him and shout catcalls at him. Before he can get to the ring, here comes Viper running down the ring, knocking Kid Thunder down with a clothesline from behind as the crowd cheers at the top of their lungs! Even though they're not in the ring yet, referee Danny Travers goes ahead and calls for the bell since it's a Texas Street Fight.
Jason Martel: What a coward Viper is, attacking "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels from behind!
Mark Followill: He was just making a pre-emptive strike.
Jason Martel: Pre-emptive strike?!
Mark Followill: You know damn well that Alex Daniels would do the same thing given the chance.
Viper goes down and nails Kid Thunder with a flurry of right hand punches to the head. Viper grabs Kid Thunder's sunglasses, gets up and throws them down, then stomps on them, breaking them as the fans cheer. Kid Thunder sees this and is distraught, but doesn't get much more time to grieve over his sunglasses as Viper yanks Kid Thunder's vest off and chokes him with it. Viper throws the vest down as Kid Thunder doubles over, coughing on the floor. Viper picks Kid Thunder up and whips him by the arm, sending Kid Thunder flying facefirst into the turnbuckle post and falling to the floor. Viper stomps away at Kid Thunder, then picks him up and rolls him into the ring. We see a close up shot of Kid Thunder's face, and we see that he's starting to bleed.
Jason Martel: This is horrible! Alex Daniels is busted open, and now he can't go out to any of the great night spots in Dallas after the show to let all the ladies of Dallas see his beautiful face!
Mark Followill: Did you just say that Alex Daniels has a beautiful face?!
Kid Thunder is able to regroup as Viper gets in the ring. Kid Thunder does a kick sweep, taking Viper down. As Viper gets back up, Kid Thunder runs over to get to the second ring, and Viper follows after him. Kid Thunder has made it to the second ring. Viper is on the aprons of the two rings that are adjacent to each other, in between the ropes, and Kid Thunder catches him with a jumping enziguri to the head, taking Viper down to his knees. Kid Thunder follows up with a front dropkick to Viper's face, knocking him down. Kid Thunder drags Viper into the second ring.
Jason Martel: Now we'll see how the old fart handles himself against Kid Thunder.
Mark Followill: Old fart?! He's 28!
Viper is back to his knees as Kid Thunder runs the ropes. Viper almost back to his feet, but Kid Thunder comes running off the ropes and nails Viper with a running back elbow, taking him right back down, followed by an elbow drop. Kid Thunder with a pin. ONE... Viper military presses Kid Thunder off of him at one! Kid Thunder kicks at Viper several times, then runs to the ropes as Viper continues to get up. Kid Thunder bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg lariat, but Viper catches him and drives him down to the mat with a modified powerbomb. Viper with a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder kicks out. Viper picks Kid Thunder up and throws him to the outside. Viper steps over the top rope and hops down to the floor, looking under the ring for a weapon, and he finds a roll of barbed wire. He takes the barbed wire and digs it into Kid Thunder's forehead.
Mark Followill: The Ultimate SINner is digging that barbed wire into the forehead of Alex Daniels, drawing even more blood from him!
Jason Martel: Viper should be disqualified!
Mark Followill: It's a Texas Street Fight, you idiot!
Jason Martel: Don't call me an idiot!
Kid Thunder is getting up as Viper holds on to his forehead with the barbed wire. Kid Thunder is up and he kicks leg back, hitting Viper with a low blow, causing him to crumple down into a fetal position. Kid Thunder is now wearing the proverbial "crimson mask," his face covered in blood. Kid Thunder holds onto the apron and stomps away at Viper. Kid Thunder then picks Viper up by the head and brings him over to the security railing, the ringside fans going wild as they're getting an up close and personal look at the action. Kid Thunder chokes Viper across the railing and wails away at him with headlock punches, then finishes off the sequence with a Russian leg sweep on the floor. Kid Thunder gets up and looks under the ring for a steel chair and finds one as Viper is back up to his knees.
Mark Followill: Alex Daniels nails Viper right in the head with a steel chair! A sickening thud... And a second time!
Jason Martel: But Viper isn't going down!
Mark Followill: And a third time! And look at Viper! He's daring Alex Daniels to hit him again!
Kid Thunder, out of sheer anger, throws the chair right at Viper's head, seemingly at a 100 MPH(an exaggeration, but you get the idea). Viper collapses to the floor. Kid Thunder musters all of his strength to pick up Viper, as he seems to be dead weight, and somehow rolls him into the ring. Kid Thunder goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Viper barely gets the shoulder up. Kid Thunder grabs Viper by the head and punches away at him with hard right hand punches as blood trickles down his face and onto Viper's chest. Kid Thunder goes to the outside and looks under the ring for more weapons.
Mark Followill: It looks like Liberty City has found its way to Sports Nutz Wrestling and has opened up an Ammunation Store under the ring with all the weapons being found.
Jason Martel: You're still hyping up Grand Theft Auto IV?! Don't you know that its time has now passed and all the cool gamers have moved on to NCAA Football 09 and Madden NFL 09?
Kid Thunder finds a bull rope with a cowbell at the end of it and brings it into the ring as Viper slowly gets to his knees. Kid Thunder brings the cowbell down across Viper's head, but Kid Thunder grabs him before he can collapse to the mat. Kid Thunder holds on to Viper in a headlock and digs the cowbell into Viper's forehead, and now Viper is bleeding from the forehead. Kid Thunder takes the bull rope and wraps it around Viper's throat, choking him with it. But Viper begins to get up and he runs backwards, squashing Kid Thunder in the corner as he collapses forward.
Mark Followill: This Texas Street Fight is taking its toll on both Alex Daniels and Viper!
Jason Martel: But it's taking more out of Viper than it is Daniels. Just look at Kid Thunder making it to his feet!
Kid Thunder picks Viper up from behind by the waist and slams him down with a German suplex, but he holds on to Viper as he picks him up and transitions his hold into a Sambo position. Kid Thunder follows up with a Sambo suplex to Viper. Kid Thunder goes to the outside, looks under the ring and finds a box of fluorescent light bulbs. He opens the box and places the fluorescent light bulbs in the ring as the crowd comes to their feet.
Mark Followill: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels has found a box full of those light tubes!
Jason Martel: Time to turn the "lights out!" HAHAHAHA!
Mark Followill: Oh please.
Kid Thunder grabs a fluorescent light bulb and smashes it into Viper's head as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOHHHH!" Viper collapses down to the mat. Kid Thunder grabs one fluorescent light bulb after the other and smashes them across Viper's back, then rolls him over for a pin. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Thunderstruck" blares over the PA.
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!
Mark Followill: Well I'll be damned. The rookie has defeated the veteran.
Jason Martel: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels has shown the world that Viper should have listened to him, and they would be the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions right now!
Kid Thunder stands triumphantly over Viper and looks down at him, flicking the blood and sweat from his face down onto Viper. The shot now switches to inside the Jack Daniels Old #7 Club, located just outside the American Airlines Center. We see Scott Jacobs sitting at the bar, watching the event on the HDTV screens.
Mark Followill: And watching Summber Bash inside the Jack Daniels Old #7 Club is the latest wrestler to sign with Sports Nutz Wrestling, Scott Jacobs. Scott, welcome to SNW, and how are you enjoying Summer Bash.
Scott Jacobs: Ah hell, this is awesome! There's nothing better than watching two people just fight it out!
Jason Martel: So I take it that you loved the Texas Street Fight?
Scott Jacobs: Of course I loved it! I mean, first of all it's a TEXAS Street Fight. You see, unlike those sissies from Chicago or New York or anywhere else they name a street fight after, here in Texas we don't hold anything back. Hell, I'm surprised that Kid Thunder didn't slap the ref around while he was at it.
Mark Followill: What?! Slapping the ref around?! You can't condone that!
Scott Jacobs: The hell I can! It's not a real brawl unless everyone is fightin'!
Jason Martel: Haha! I love this man's attitude!
Scott Jacobs: And you know, there's somebody here in SNW that's eatin' away at me right now to the point that it's pissin' me off! Omerta wants to go on and on about "Strength, honor and respect." Well Omerta, I don't know what world you come from, but where I come from all we know is fight, fight, and fight. We don't go after any of that preachy "Strength, honor and respect" You want honor? How about giving me the honor of being the man that will kick your ass so bad that you'll leave SNW?! Let's go, right now!
Scott Jacobs puts up his fists, ready for a fight.
Mark Followill: Are you seriously putting up your dukes for a guy that's not even inside the same building that you're in?!
Scott Jacobs: Shut up, Mark! Omerta, anytime, anywhere!
The bartender approaches Scott Jacobs, telling him that due to his drunken behavior he's going to have to cut him off. Scott grabs the bartender by the head and slams him down facefirst on the bar, then picks him up and throws him down to the floor. Scott proceeds to kick away at the bartender as others run in to try to stop him, but Scott throws wild lefts and rights at anything that moves.
Mark Followill: Someone get out there and stop him!
Jason Martel: Haha! This is awesome!
Security officers swarm in and finally subdue Scott Jacobs and haul him off outside the Jack Daniels Old #7 Club. Shot switches to the ringside announce table. Jason Martel is trying to get a hold of himself, as he was laughing at Scott Jacobs' antics, while Mark Followill doesn't look amused.
Mark Followill: You seriously think that's funny?
Jason Martel: That was awesome! Scott Jacobs has just cemented his legacy as the meanest and toughest man in Sports Nutz Wrestling.
Mark Followill: Yeah, some man he is attacking a bartender who's not even trained to handle fights with professional wrestlers.
Jason Martel: Hey, he shouldn't have mouthed off to Scott Jacobs.
Mark Followill: He was only informing him that he was going to have to cut him off from the alcohol because he was getting too beligerent!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 20:01:39 GMT -6
Shot switches to Monica Deluca, who stands mid-ring.
Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the SNW Summer Bash Swimsuit Competition!
The fans cheer as generic blues music blares over a loudspeaker.
Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen... introducing your special guest emcee, local Fort Worth actor, Aaron Broyles!
Fans applaud loudly, as they want to make the hometown guy feel at home.[/i]
Jason Martel: Who?!
Mark Followill: You know, Aaron Broyles. He performs in the Fort Worth scene as well as an actor in many assorted plays.
Jason Martel: I hate stage plays. I'm more of a road house type of guy.
Mark Followill: Well he has an improv show September 6. But that isn't the focus on this next segment. Let's have a swimsuit contest!
Aaron Broyles grabs a mic, as fans continue to give empathy. He is wearing blue jeans, an AC/DC T-shirt, and a watch.
Aaron Broyles: Hot crowd tonight. Are you guys enjoying Summer Bash so far?!
The fans give a big pop, indicating that they are indeed enjoying Summer Bash.
Aaron Broyles: How about a hand for Monica Deluca? Shouldn't she be in this?
Aaron Broyles looks over at Monica, who kinda smiles and blushes at him. Aaron winks at her, and Monica is embarrassed yet flattered.
Aaron Broyles: You're beautiful, Monica.
Monica laughs as Aaron gets his focus back on the competition.
Aaron Broyles: She's speechless, ladies and gentlemen! I guess she's not in. Oh, well, let's have a swimsuit contest!
"I Like The Way You Move" blasts throughout the arena as Candy Lovve comes to the ring.[/color]
Jason Martel: What a piece of work this Aaron Broyles is. He's flirting with the ring announcer. Do you think Howard Finkel ever got hit on?
Mark Followill: Oh will you stop. Aaron Broyles certainly has a way with words, and women.
Jason Martel mumbles under his breath, "Fatass."
Mark Followill: You want me to get Aaron on your case?!
Jason Martel: I wasn't talking about Aaron. I was talking about the nice big ass that Candy Lovve is sporting.
Mark Followill: I'll be sure to tell Candy that she has a secret admirer.
Aaron Broyles: Coming to the ring in a beautiful lime green swimsuit, at 183 lbs, Candy Lovve!
Candy Lovve is sporting a sexy lime green bikini, and shakes hands with Aaron Broyles. "Girlfight" blares over the loudspeaker as Cerise Richardson makes her way to the ring wearing a blue two piece swimsuit.[/color]
Aaron Broyles: And making her way to the ring wearing a sexy, sexy light blue two piece swimsuit weighing in at 165 lbs, Cerise Richardson!
The two friends hug each other and Aaron continues to emcee the contest.
Aaron Broyles: Mmm mmm mmm. Atlanta is very lucky. Now it's time to bring on your opponents in this contest.
"Chickin' Huntin" blares over the loudspeaker as the Alley Ratz, Twitch and Eddy, are dressed up in swimsuits from the 1940s, full body, red and white striped, similar to what Goofy would wear to the beach in an old Disney cartoon. Twitch is sporting a floatable duck, while Eddy is sporting a floatable Care Bear, both are sporting Orange arm floaties, snorklers, swimming goggles, swimming caps, flippers, and sunscreen on the nose. Aaron, Candy, and Cerise are flabbergasted and speechless. Aaron is trying to hold his laughter while Candy and Cerise seem to think "These two can't be serious." The crowd laughs, then chants for The Alley Ratz.[/color]
Jason Martel: WHAT THE HELL?! What gives? Why? OH! I'm going blind, that's all, blind!
Mark Followill: Oh, come on don't be such a sour sport.
Jason Martel: Sour sport? I'm being a realist. First you have Rick Roll making a mockery of submission wrestling, now you have Twitch and Eddie dressing up like Abbott and Costello going to a beach? This is embarrassing!
Aaron Broyles: (Still trying not to laugh) Well, it's time to pick a winner. I'm going to place my hand over the team that you want to win. The one with the most cheers, wins.
Aaron puts his hand over Cerise Richardson and Candy Lovve.[/color]
Aaron Broyles: Cheer if you liked Cerise and Candy!
A decent pop, a good portion of the American Airlines Center applauds for the ladies from Atlanta. Aaron then puts his hand over The Alley Ratz, and the place cheers before Aaron can say anything. He tries to speak over the ruckus.[/color]
Aaron Broyles: How about The Alley Ratz?!
A huge Alley Ratz chant is started by the crowd.[/color]
Mark Followill: It's clear who the winner is.
Jason Martel: Russ Martin, if you can hear me, please beat me senseless!
Aaron Broyles: I think it's pretty close, but I think I have to give it to... THE ALLEY RATZ!!!!!!
Jason Martel cries.[/color]
Jason Martel: What is taking you so long, Russ?! Suicide would be too easy right now!
Mark Followill: Oh, stop it! The Alley Ratz are the winners. They may look goofy, but they are the winners.
Aaron Broyles: I'm sorry, girls. You two put on a hell of a show. These guys were just too creative for you.
Candy and Cerise walk out of the ring disgusted, as The Alley Ratz celebrate.[/color]
Mark Followill: What? OK, I'm getting word in my headset that there is a commotion in the back and that our cameras are back there. Let's see what's going on.
Shot switches to the garage of the arena, where a red Ford Mustang pulls in and stops. The door swings open, and out steps Codi Shane, who looks a bit concerned.
Mark Followill: Codi Shane?
Jason Martel: I bet she's here to give Matt Margera a pre-match warm up.
Mark Followill: You're not giving Matt and Codi the benefit of the doubt that nothing happened?!
Jason Martel: You actually believe that garbage?![/b]
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 20:02:25 GMT -6
"Bleeding Mascara" by Atreyu booms around the arena. Andy walks out on to the stage and looks around before running down and sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He stands on the turnbuckle and opens his arms up as if to be holding an invisible beach ball, otherwise known as Randy Orton's signature pose.
Monica Deluca: The following match is a triple threat match and is scheduled for first fall to a finish! Introducing first, already in the ring, all the way from Kemi, Finland, he is Andy Lionheart!
"Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the arena as Bleeding Mascara fades out. Smoke fills the arena as the following can be heard said over the PA.
Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without the law is both. For a wounded man says if I live I will kill you. If I die you are forgiven. Such as the rule of honor.[/color]
Strobe lights flicker as smoke fills the arena. Omerta, looking very intimidating, comes out wearing wearing jean shorts, and a Lamb of God T-shirt with no sleeves.
Monica Deluca: And introducing, hailing from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 pounds, he is Omerta!
Omerta gets into the ring and the two man stare each other down as "My Curse" by Killswitch Engage now booms over the PA. After the slow intro builds up and the song kicks in, Letham steps out from behind the curtain to the crowds applause and cheers. He stops at the entrance ramp, throws his hair back with a sharp and quick raise of the head and lifts one arm in the air, pointing to the crows with a smile on his face.
Monica Deluca: And from New York City, weighing 180 pounds, Letham!
Letham walks down the ramp and slides into the ring, jogs to the opposite turnbuckle, gets onto the second rope, throws his hair back again and just looks into the crowd, with a smile on his face.
Mark Followill: Letham is the under dog in this match as he weighs the least, giving both Omerta and Andy an advantage.
All the men face each other. It is Andy and Omerta who lock up. Omerta gets the upper hand with a swift knee to the mid section, then knife edge chops Andy's chest several times in succession as the crowd goes "WOOOOOOO!" with each chop. Andy then Irish whips Omerta into the turnbuckle and runs at him with a flying clothesline. Letham claps as he watches both men waiting for a weakness.
Jason Martel: Wow, check Letham out, he doesn't even want to get involved. What a coward.
Mark Followill: Not at all, he has the right idea, let the other two fight it out and weaken each other. Makes sense if you ask me.
Jason Martel: Well, I'm not asking you, am I?
Omerta gets to his feet. He and Andy instantly turn around and both send a boot to Letham, knocking him to the ground. Both men begin to stomp at the midsection and the ref tells them to let up a bit. Omerta backs up a little bit behind Andy who is stomping at Letham. Omerta then sends Andy to the mat with a running DDT. He looks at both men on the mat and decides to go and pin Letham.
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO.... and a kickout.
Jason Martel: To soon there matey.
Omerta gets to his feet Letham trips him up with a drop toe hold. Andy gets to his feet and climbs up on to the top turnbuckle. He then pulls off a superb diving moonsault onto both men, but doesn't bother going for a pin. Instead, he goes for Omerta, pulling him to his feet. He then spears Omerta into the ropes before hitting him with a few fury punches. Omerta uses his strength to push Andy away before nailing him with a spinning heel kick to the head, sending him to the ground.
Jason Martel: This match has gone on long enough, how boring.
Mark Followill: What?! It hasn't even reached the five minute mark! Now stop complaining and do your job, your opinion doesn't count! Every man in that ring is good, better than you anyway.
Omerta sends an elbow to the mid section of Andy, both men get to there feet out of no where Letham hits Omerta with a DDT. Letham back up, but Andy hits him with an enziguri. Andy goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Letham kicks out. Andy picks Letham up, but Omerta is back up and nails Andy with a headbutt, knocking him down on his back. Letham back up, and Omerta knocks him down with a picture perfect Mark Jindrak-style dropkick. Omerta goes for a cover on Letham. ONE... TWO... Andy breaks up the pin.
Mark Followill: Andy Lionheart with great presence of mind to break up the pin, realizing that this is a first fall to a finish.
Jason Martel: I just hope they all end each other's careers.
Mark Followill: What a piece of work you are.
Omerta goes for a big boot, but Andy ducks. Omerta turns around and Andy nails him with a crescent kick. Andy plays to the crowd, which turns out to be a mistake as Letham grabs him by the back of his head and brings him down with a falling reverse DDT. Letham with a cover. ONE... TWO... Omerta attempts to break up the pin with an elbow drop, but Letham rolls out of the way, and Omerta instead hits the elbow drop on Andy. Omerta just shrugs it off, not caring that he hit Andy. Letham kicks Omerta in the gut and puts him in a front face lock, attempting a vertical suplex, but Omerta blocks it. Omerta nails Letham with a Dangerous DDT, the crowd going "OOOOOHHHH!"
Mark Followill: Omerta goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... and Andy Lionheart barely breaks up the pin in time!
Jason Martel: Couldn't the Sports Nutz come out here and stop this match, then fire all three of these guys?!
Mark Followill: Oh shut up!
Andy goes to pick Omerta up, but Omerta knees him in the midsection. Omerta whips Andy into the ropes, then runs in the opposite direction to the opposite ropes. Both men come off the ropes, and Omerta nails Andy with a spinning heel kick to the amazement of the crowd. Letham is back up and he nails Omerta with a swinging neckbreaker out of nowhere. Letham then elects to go to the top turnbuckle. Letham is on the top turnbuckle and he plays to the crowd, who cheer him on. Letham comes flying off the top with an attempted top rope leg drop, but Omerta rolls out of the way and Letham lands on his backside. He holds onto the small of his back, wincing in pain.
Mark Followill: And that could be the turning point that costs Letham the match.
Jason Martel: Looks like we have yet another circus acrobat that doesn't realize why they're called high RISK maneuvers.
Omerta and Andy decide to put their differences aside and go to work double teaming Letham, whipping him into the ropes. They lift him up for a flapjack, but on the way down he grabs both of them and drives them down with a one-man double DDT as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHHHHH!"
Mark Followill: Mass carnage in this triple threat match that's stealing the show as all three men are down!
Jason Martel: Good. Maybe the cables of the jumbotron will snap and fall down on all three of them, crushing them into oblivion.
Mark Followill: Did you just wish death on them?!
Jason Martel: No. I was just hoping for a way that I'd never have to see them again.
Letham barely gets up and goes for a pin on Omerta. ONE... TWO... Omerta gets the shoulder up. Letham sees that Andy is still down, so he rolls over to pin him. ONE... TWO... Andy gets his shoulder up. Letham shakes his head in frustration. Letham picks Andy up and nails him with a snap suplex. But right as Letham gets up, Omerta takes him down with a clothesline. Andy back up and he nails Omerta with a Carlito-style backcracker. Andy goes over to Letham and picks him up, then whips him into the corner. Andy kicks Letham in the midsection, ensuring that he stays where he is in the corner. Andy goes to the apron, climbs the the turnbuckle and grabs Letham's head in a Dragon sleeper fashion, the brings him down with a Diamond Dust to a nice pop from the crowd. Andy back up and Omerta kicks him right in the mush with a big boot that has so much velocity behind it!
Mark Followill: Omerta with a cover. ONE... TWO... Andy Lionheart gets his foot up on the rope, breaking the count.
Jason Martel: Dammit I thought it was over there.
Omerta picks Andy up and whips him into the ropes. Omerta ducks down for an overhead back body drop, but Andy counters with a DDT. Andy takes a second to catch his breath and stands up, doing a cutthroat motion. He turns around, only to be kicked in the midsection by Letham, who has gotten up from the Diamond Dust. Letham picks Andy up and holds him up in the air for what seems to be a vertical suplex for at least 30 seconds. Finally, he brings Andy down with a delayed brain buster knocking him out. Letham then turns around and picks Omerta up and nails him with the L.E.S., then goes for the pin.
Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE! He did it, Letham got the pin!
Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, Letham!
Jason Martel: Finally, we may see some real action now!
Mark Followill: I'll tell him you said that![/b]
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 20:07:14 GMT -6
Shot switches to a split screen view of Matt Margera's locker room on the left side, and Hellspawn's locker room on the right side. Matt sits in a chair, thinking about the upcoming War Games match. Hellspawn, his locker room dark and candles lit all around, is meditating all alone.
Mark Followill: And there we see the team captains for War Games: The Match Beyond.
Jason Martel: Interesting that both captains have elected to have some alone time as the big match looms near.
Mark Followill: Well coming up next is what should be an interesting match as you have the submission expert in Sean O'Brien going against the karaoke master, Rick Roll, in a submission match.
Jason Martel: Well the way Rick sings, he may make Sean submit just by singing!
Mark Followill: And don't forget that if Sean O'Brien loses, he has to wear a dress!
"Never Gonna Give You Up" blares through the arena as we are sent down to ringside.
Monica Deluca: The following Match is a Submission Match. Introducing first, from Brighton Beach, CA and weighing 155 pounds, Rick Roll!
Rick comes out wearing a white trench coat, a black singlet, white kneepads, and white boots, dancing to and lip syncing his own music. Rick slides into the ring and dances for the crowd as the music fades. "I’m Shipping Up To Boston" hits as the crowd boos Sean O'Brien and Anthony Spiccoli.
Monica Deluca: And his opponent accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli Sean O'Brien.
Anthony leads Sean out as the two walk to the ring. Sean never takes his eyes off Rick who is standing in the ring. Sean climbs in the ring as Anthony stays on the outside. The ref calls for the bell and Sean and Rick circle each other. Sean goes for a tie up, but Rick ducks under and starts dancing. Sean yells at Rick that "This isn't Soul Train!" Rick shakes his head at Sean and lock ups in a collar and elbow tie up. Sean gets the advantage and applies a headlock to Rick. Rick backs up to the ropes and send Sean across the ring. Rick drops down and when Sean comes off, Rick goes for a hip toss, but Sean reverses it and hits a hip toss of his own. Rick quickly gets to his feet and the two lock up again. Rick gets a headlock on Sean. Sean lifts Rick up into the air and drops him with a back suplex. Sean quickly floats into full mount and starts dropping rights and lefts to Rick's face. Rick covers up but a few good shots still sneak through. Sean gets to his feet and pulls Rick up and hits a suplex on him. Sean quickly grabs Rick's ankle and locks in a ankle lock. Rick screams in pain but makes it to the ropes to break the hold.
Mark Followill: Sean using his MMA background to show Rick he can submit him at anytime.
Jason Martel: Well I don't get why Rick took this match in the first place.
Rick slides back in the ring and pushes Sean. Sean answers with a right hand that drops Rick to the mat. Sean pulls Rick to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. Sean follows in with a clothesline. Rick stumbles out of the corner and Sean hits him with a flatliner. Sean pulls Rick to his feet and sends him into the ropes. When Rick comes off Sean hits a powerslam and rolls right into a armbar. Rick scream in pain as Sean really pulls hard on his arm. Rick gets a foot on the rope and the ref makes Sean break the hold. Rick is holding his arm as Sean pulls him up to his feet and wraps his arm around the top rope before kicking it. Rick falls to the mat holding his arm and Sean hits a stiff kick to his back followed by one to his chest. Sean pulls Rick to his feet and hits a German suplex. Sean gets up and plays to the crowd and gets booed. Sean waits for Rick to get to his hands and knees and hits him with a stiff kick to the ribs, sending him to the outside. Sean follows him out and pulls Rick to his feet before ramming him back first into the barricade. Sean pulls Rick off the barricade and sends him shoulder first into the ring steps. The ref yells at him to get back in the ring but Sean ignores him and lifts Rick up onto his shoulder and hits a running powerslam on the floor. Sean rolls back in the ring as Anthony sneaks over and stomps Rick a few times before rolling him in the ring.
Mark Followill: There is no call for that.
Jason Martel: What happened? I missed it.
Mark Followill: I'm sure you did.
Sean pulls Rick up and puts him in the corner. Sean hits a few back elbows to the side of Ricks head before setting him up on the top rope and hitting a superplex. Sean gets to his feet and poses for the fans as Rick lays on the mat. Sean pulls Rick up and again sends him into the ropes. Sean goes for a clothesline when he comes off but Rick ducks under and hits a springboard kick right to the face of Sean. Rick gets to his feet and hits the ropes and hits a running knee drop to the face of Sean. Rick shakes his arm trying to get the feeling back after the punishment it has taken. Rick pulls Sean to his feet and kicks him in the gut before hitting the ropes and taken him down with a spinning neck breaker. Rick pulls Sean leg to the side and stomps it right on the knee followed by a knee to the shin. Rick pulls Sean to his feet and hits the ropes again. He takes Sean down from behind with a chop block. Sean grabs his knee as Rick pulls his leg and applies a figure four. Sean tries to make it to the ropes but Rick wisely pulls him back to the center. Sean screams in pain but is able to use his power to turn onto his stomach forcing Rick to break the hold. Sean holds his knee as Rick gets to his feet. Rick pulls Sean to his feet and hits a suplex. Rick puts Sean in a sitting position before hitting the ropes and hitting a dropkick to his face. Rick sings for the crowd as Sean gets to his hand and knees. Rick notices Sean getting up and kicks him right in the face. Rick pulls Sean up and bends his leg before picking him up and drooping Sean's shim across him knee.
Mark Followill: Rick is working on Sean's leg, maybe setting it up for a submission.
Jason Martel: Well Sean knows alot of counters so Rick has to be careful.
Rick pulls Sean to his feet and tries to whip him into the turnbuckle but Sean reverses it. Sean charges in and Rick takes him down with a drop toe hold, causing Sean to fall to the second turnbuckle face first. Rick pulls Sean to the middle of the ring and hits a standing moonsault onto Sean's back. Rick stands over Sean and dances some before applying a camel clutch. The ref asks if Sean wants to quit but Sean says no. Sean tries to get to his knees but when he does Rick jumps up slamming all his weight down on his Sean's back. Rick quickly reapplies the camel clutch. Rick pulls back harder but still Sean will not submit. Sean again tries to get to his knees but when Rick jumps this time Sean rolls causing Rick to land on his knees. Both men lay on the mat in pain as the crowd applauds.
Mark Followill: Sean got out of the camel clutch with a low blow.
Jason Martel: Well it's all legal. Remember this is a submission match.
Both men slowly get to their feet and start trading punches. Sean gets the better of it and whips Rick into the ropes. When Rick comes off, Sean hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker on him. Sean is slow to get to his feet. He pulls Rick up and hits him with a forearm, followed by an elbow shot right to the face. Sean kicks Rick in the gut and traps both of his arms before suplexing rick over. Sean gets to his feet and waits for Rick to get up. When Rick gets to his feet, Sean charges at him with a clothesline. But Rick ducks down and grabs the ropes sending Sean spilling to the outside. Sean lands awkwardly on his knee and screams in pain as soon as he lands. Rick rolls to the outside and lifts Sean to his feet and lifts him up in the air. Rick drops Sean knee first across the ring steps before dropkicking the other leg into the steps. Sean falls to the floor holding his knee as Rick rolls him back into the ring. Rick goes to get in the ring, but Anthony grabs his leg. Rick kicks Anthony off and ducks a right hand from Sean on the inside of the ring. Rick hits Sean with a shoulder and flips over him taking him down with a sunset flip. Rick quickly grabs Sean's bad leg and applies a knee bar. Sean tries to make it to the ropes but in the end the pain is to much and Sean taps out.
Mark Followill: Rick Roll has done it!
Jason Martel: Well if Sean didn't land bad on the outside I think the out come be different. Wait a second... RICK ROLL JUST BEAT SEAN O'BRIEN IN A SUBMISSION MATCH?! What the hell?!
Monica Deluca: Here is your winner, Rick Roll!
Rick rolls out the ring and celebrates as "Never Gonna Give You Up" hits. He sings up the ramp as Anthony checks on Sean.
Mark Followill: Just think. Now Sean has to wear a dress because of this loss.
Jason Martel: Well I don't think he will be to happy about that.
Rick celebrates at the top of the ramp as the shot switches to inside Gordon Heath's office, where Gordie is sitting down, watching the show. In walks Codi Shane, with a concerned look on her face.
Gordie: And what do I owe this occasion?
Codi Shane: Gordie, it's about the War Games match.
Gordie: Ah yes, where your new boyfriend, Matt Margera, will be torn apart by Hellspawn.
Codi Shane: Gordie, I'm not going to say it again. Nothing happened between Matt Margera and myself. Now as for the match, I need you to cancel the match.
Gordie: Are you crazy?! The American Airlines Center sold out when the wrestling fans of the Metroplex heard that the main event would be War Games: The Match Beyond. To cancel the match now would be like telling these fans, "Hey, thanks for coming out and giving us your money, there will now be no show." Codi, if you want to be in this business, you need to realize that it's just that... business.
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 3, 2008 20:09:56 GMT -6
Mark Followill: Well we have made it to the main event. If you are weak at heart or get sick at the sign of blood you may want to results on the internet and turn your television off now.
Jason Martel: I don't know if we are going to be able to call the violence we are about to see.
Mark Followill: You may be right but we need to try. Let's send it to Monica for the introductions.
Monica Deluca is seen standing out side the ring. She puts the mic to her mouth.
Monica Deluca:Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the main event of the evening.
The rings shoot fireworks from the ring posts as the cage lowers to the ring. Ring technicians quickly work on the cage.
Monica Deluca:The rules of this match are simple you win when one of the participants surrender or say "I Quit." If Hellspawn's team wins he will get Matt Margera's stock in the company. If Matt's team wins, Wench will be released from the Dark Ones. Introducing first...
"Way of the Fist" hits as Hellspawn, in his usual trench coat, walks out with the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title over his shoulder. Gory and Wench walk out with the Texas Tag Titles around their waist followed by Dark Sun.
Monica Deluca: The team of the SNW Texas Heavyweight champion Hellspawn, the SNW Texas Tag Team champions Wench and Goryokaku, and their partner the Dark Sun, they are the Dark Ones!
The Dark Ones walk to the ring to a mixed reaction. Hellspawn looks confident as Gory's and Dark Sun's masks hide their emotions. Wench seems determined but also a little confused. The Dark Ones get the the ring and walk to one side and stand by the ref in front of a cage door. "Wishmaster" hits as Matt Margera leads Silvus, Emo Kid and Enigmah out to a huge pop. They all walk to the ring, with Matt never taking his eyes off of Hellspawn.
Monica Deluca: And their opponents, SNW co-owner Matt Margera, Emo Kid, Enigmah,and Silvus!
Matt and his team walk to their side of the ring and the ref calls Gory and Enigmah to the front of the ring. The ref flips a coin that lands on tails.
Monica Deluca: As a result of the coin flip, Hellspawn's team will have the advantage after the first five minutes. Now... LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN!
Hellspawn gets a smile on his face as the refs open the doors on each side of the cage. Silvus walks into the cage for Matt's team. Dark Sun starts to enter the ring but Hellspawn stops him and enters the ring himself.
Mark Followill: Well this is a surprise. It will be Hellspawn and Silvus going at it for the first five minutes.
Jason Martel: And you said Hellspawn would wait til last to enter. I told you Hellspawn is a leader and not afraid to get his hands dirty.
Hellspawn stands in one of the rings as Silvus stares at him from the other. The refs shut the doors and the bell rings and a five minute clock appears on the SportsTron. Hellspawn yells at Silvus, who walks towards the ring Hellspawn is in. Silvus climbs through the first set of ropes and goes through the second and comes nose to nose with Hellspawn. The two men start yelling at each other, and Hellspawn hits Silvus with a right hand that staggers him back. Silvus answers back with a right hand of his own and the two men are throwing haymakers at each other, neither giving way. Silvus starts to get the better of the exchange and kicks Hellspawn in the gut and grabs him by the hair and tries to slam him head first into the cage but Hellspawn blocks it with his hands. Hellspawn delivers a vicious elbow to Silvus' face followed by a right hand knocking him to the mat. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and tries to slam him into the cage but Silvus blocks it. Silvus goes for a elbow of his own but Hellspawn ducks and grabs Silvus around the waist and hits a belly to belly suplex. Hellspawn gets to his feet and drops a knee across Silvus' face before grabbing him by the hair and slamming the back of his head repeatedly into the mat. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in. Silvus moves out the way at the last second as Hellspawn slams chest first into the corner. Silvus grabs Hellspawn from behind and hits a reverse DDT. Silvus lays into Hellspawn with right hands. Silvus gets to his feet and stomps Hellspawn between the legs.
Mark Followill:Well we have our first low blow of the match.
Jason Martel: Silvus is just jealous that after Hellspawn and his team wins, Hellspawn will celebrate with Wench.
Hellspawn holds onto his groin between his legs as Silvus hits the ropes and kicks Hellspawn hard into the face. The clock hits three minute remaining as Silvus picks Hellspawn up and hits a suplex. Silvus grabs Hellspawn's leg and tries for a figure four but Hellspawn uses his leg strength to push Silvus hard off of him and into the corner chest first. Silvus stumbles out of the corner and Hellspawn quickly takes him down from behind with a vicious clothesline. Hellspawn looks up at the clock and see he has a minute more til one of his partners enters. Hellspawn sets Silvus in the corner and hits the ropes and hits Silvus with a face wash boot in the corner. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and military presses Silvus over his head before dropping him into a gut buster. The fans start to count down from ten.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
A buzzer sounds in the arena as the clock resets and the ref opens the door on Hellspawn side of the ring. Wench climbs into the ring to a huge pop and looks at Hellspawn and then to Silvus who is slowly getting to his feet. Wench hits the ropes as Silvus gets to his feet and takes him down again hard with a bulldog. Hellspawn watches on as Wench repeatedly kicks Silvus in the gut as he tries to get up. Silvus catches Wench foot on one of the attempts but Hellspawn quickly kicks him hard in the face why he is focused on Wench. Hellspawn and Wench pull Silvus to his feet and sends him face first into the cage.
Jason Martel: Look at the happy couple working together to destroy Silvus.
Mark Followill: Well we will see what happens when Matt gets into the match.
Wench looks up at Hellspawn who smiles at her as they stomp away at Silvus. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and and sets him in the corner. Hellspawn walks over to Wench and whips her towards Silvus. Wench jumps up and hits Silvus with a knee to the face before whipping him across the ring into a sidewalk slam by Hellspawn. Wench looks over at Matt corner and freezes as Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and starts to grind his face into the cage. Hellspawn pulls Silvus back off the cage as he starts to bleed. Hellspawn hits a right hand right into the wound he has opened on Silvus. Hellspawn notices Wench staring at Matt and yells to her seemingly snapping her back into the match. Hellspawn tells Wench to run at him she does and he picks her up and slams her down on top of Silvus. Hellspawn walks over to the ropes and goes to the other ring as Wench locks in a Boston crab on Silvus as one minute remains before Matt gets to have someone enter. Hellspawn is taunting Matt as Silvus powers out of the Boston crab sending Wench face first into the second turnbuckle. Hellspawn doesn't realize what is happening as he continues to yell at Matt. Hellspawn turns around and Silvus takes Hellspawn down with a flying clothesline from the top rope of the other ring. Silvus quickly pulls Hellspawn to his feet and slams him head first into the cage. Silvus continues to slam Hellspawn into the cage busting him wide open. Silvus looks back at Wench who is making her way through the ropes to the ring they are in. Silvus kicks Wench quickly in the shoulder then drops her with a DDT with her feet on the ropes. The fans count from ten as the clock hits 10 again.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, ,4 ,3 ,2 ,1!
A buzzer sounds as the ref opens the door on Matt's team side.
Mark Followill: Let's see who will be in next for Matt's team.
Emo Kid flies through the door as the ref opens it and hits a flying clothesline on Wench as she gets to her feet. Emo Kid pulls Wench to her feet and throws her over the ropes to the other ring and follows her leaving Hellspawn and Silvus in one ring and Wench and himself in the other. Emo Kid pulls Wench to her feet and whips her into the ropes. When she comes off the ropes Emo Kid hits her with a dropkick right in the face. Emo Kid grabs Wench by the head and yanks her up in the air and allows her to slam back to the mat. Emo Kid yells at Wench why he stomps away at her.
Mark Followill: Emo Kid got in and made a beeline right for Wench.
Jason Martel: He is lucky Silvus weakened her before he got in there or she would be kicking him all over the ring.
Emo Kid pulls Wench to the ropes and ties her up between the top and middle rope. Wench tries to escape but Emo Kid laughs as she is stuck in the ropes. Emo Kid looks over to the other ring where Silvus is hitting a powerbomb on Hellspawn. Emo Kid quickly climbs to the top rope and jumps off and hits a splash onto Hellspawn. Emo Kid starts hitting Hellspawn with right hands. Silvus wipes the blood from his face and notices Wench starting to break free from the ropes. Wench finally breaks free and collapses to the mat holding her arm. Silvus and Emo Kid get Hellspawn back to his feet and hit a double suplex on him. Wench slowly gets to her feet. She tries to make her way through the ropes to the other ring to help Hellspawn but Emo Kid catches her with a kick to the head as she climbs through the ropes. Silvus pulls Hellspawn to his feet and goes for another powerbomb but Hellspawn counters it into a backdrop. Emo Kid charges at Hellspawn and hits a clothesline that doesn't effect him. Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid by the throat and backs him into the corner. Blood flows down Hellspawn's face as he screams at Emo Kid. Hellspawn buries a knee to Emo Kid's gut and then hits a right hand that floors him. Silvus gets to his feet and goes for Hellspawn but Wench cuts him off with a spear. Wench gets on top of Silvus and unleashes a fury of punches onto Silvus. Wench goes for a Crossface but Silvus blocks it and is able to roll away and get to his feet. Wench quickly catches him with a dropkick sending him staggering to the corner. Wench whips Silvus across the ring but he reverses it sending Wench towards the corner. Wench quickly jumps to the top rope and hits Silvus with whisper in the wind. Wench looks over at Hellspawn who has Emo Kid on his shoulder and drops him across the top rope for a snake eyes. Wench hits the ropes as Emo Kid staggers out of the corner and spears him almost breaking him in half.
Mark Followill: Imagine what we have seen so far and the match beyond hasn't started yet.
Jason Martel: Well in one minute there may not be much left of Silvus and Emo as either Dark Sun or Gory are going to enter that ring.
Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid up and yells more into his face before sending him flying over the top rope and into the cage. Wench walks over to Emo Kid and pulls him up trapping him between the ropes and the cage. Wench grabs Emo Kid by the hair and slams him repeatedly into the cage head first. Wench stops slamming Emo Kids head and uses the cage as a grater on Emo Kid's face. Blood starts to run from the forehead of Emo Kid. Wench slams him one more time into the cage and watches as he slumps in between the cage and the ropes. Hellspawn has Silvus in the corner delivering shoulders into his gut. Hellspawn tries to whip Silvus across the ring but Silvus reverses it and follows Hellspawn into the corner with a hard clothesline. Wench goes for a clothesline of her own but Silvus ducks and grabs Wench by the back of the head before hitting a neck breaker. Te fans start counting as Silvus gets to his feet.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
The buzzer sounds in the arena as Dark Sun climbs into the ring. Silvus notices his brother in the ring and heads straight for him. Silvus climbs through both set of ropes and into the other ring.
Mark Followill: Well here we go, brother against brother.
Jason Martel: Now Silvus will pay for leaving the Dark Ones.
Dark Sun goes right for Silvus, hitting him with rights and lefts backing him into the corner. Silvus tries to fight back but the toll of the match is taking effect on him. Dark Sun quickly whips Silvus across the ring into the other corner. Silvus stumbles out of the corner and Dark Sun quickly slaps the claw onto Silvus followed by a Russian leg sweep. Dark Sun continues to hold the claw on Silvus til he stops struggling. Dark Sun looks over to Wench and Hellspawn who are taking turns hitting Emo Kid in the corner. Dark Sun pulls Silvus to his feet and throws him to the other ring and follows behind him. Hellspawn pulls Emo kid out of the corner and takes him down hard with a short arm clothesline that turns him inside out. Hellspawn looks at Dark Sun and points at Silvus then to the top rope. Dark Sun and Wench both climb to the top ropes and waits as Hellspawn picks Silvus up only to chokeslam him down hard in the middle of the ring. Hellspawn moves out of the way as Wench flies off the top rope and hits a swanton bomb on Silvus followed by a moonsault from Dark Sun.
Mark Followill: Now we see why the Dark Ones are one of the most feared stables in history. They work so well together.
Jason Martel: Silvus may have internal bleeding after taking all three of those moves.
Silvus lies motionless in the ring as the Dark Ones turn towards Emo Kid who has pulled himself up and is challenging the Dark Ones to come and get him. Dark Sun runs at Emo Kid and hits him with a polish hammer flooring him. Hellspawn walks over to Emo Kid and pulls him to his feet and lays his throat across the top turnbuckle before picking his feet off the mat. Dark Sun hits the ropes and leapfrogs Hellspawn and drops all his weight down across Emo Kids back. Emo Kid falls to mat holding, his back, but Hellspawn quickly pulls him back up and places him back across the ropes before pulling his feet off the mat again. Wench climbs to the top rope as Hellspawn pulls Emo kid off the ropes with his power and have him hover over the mat face down. Wench jumps off the top rope and drops a leg across the neck of Emo Kid as Hellspawn drops him face first into the mat.
Mark Followill: Whoever gets in the ring next will be in big trouble cause two of Matt's team have been destroyed and Hellspawn, Wench and Dark Sun are just waiting.
Jason Martel: I bet Matt will send Enigmah in next to avoid the ass kicking he's got coming.
Hellspawn looks to Dark Sun and Wench before going for Silvus. Wench and Hellspawn work over Silvus as Dark Sun goes for Emo Kid. Dark Sun grabs Emo kid arm and drops knees across it repeatedly. Hellspawn and Wench work over Silvus' legs. The crowd starts to chant for Silvus who tries to make a comeback with wild haymakers but Hellspawn ducks one and locks in a dragon sleeper as Wench kicks him in the gut. Dark Sun gets Emo Kid on the top rope and goes for a superplex but Emo blocks it. Emo Kid hits Dark Sun with a few elbows and pushes him off the top rope. Wench sees Emo Kid getting his footing on the top rope and shakes it causing him to crotch himself then collapse into the ring. Silvus catches Hellspawn with a knee to the head causing him to break the Dragon sleeper but Hellspawn quickly comes back with a stiff kick to the back of Silvus. The fans start to count as the clock reaches ten.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Mark Followill: Well here comes Matt's next member, and they are entering as Silvus and Emo are in real bad shape.
Jason Martel: I hope it's Matt 'cause you know Hellspawn is dying to get his hands on him.
Mark Followill: Matt feels the same way about wanting to get his hands on Hellspawn.
The ref opens the door and Enigmah makes her way into the match. Enigmah looks around the ring and notices Dark Sun getting to his feet, Wench beating Emo Kid in the corner and Hellspawn choking Silvus on the mat. Enigmah goes after Hellspawn with right hands but they don't seem to have a effect as Hellspawn stands up and looks at her as the blood flows down his face. Hellspawn wipes the blood away and we see Hellspawn face as most of the paint is gone. Hellspawn grabs Enigmah by the hair and yells at her to stay out of it and pushes her away. Hellspawn goes for Silvus again but Enigmah comes up behind him and hits a low blow on him. Wench sees what Enigmah does to Hellspawn and goes over to confront Enigmah. Enigmah points to Silvus and Wench pushes her. Enigmah tries to explain she was helping her cousin and Wench pushes her again and yelling. Enigmah takes Wench down with a double leg and they roll around on the ring trying to hit each other. Enigmah gets on to and slaps Wench across the face as Emo Kid counters a suplex by Dark Sun and chops Dark Sun behind the knee. Hellspawn slowly gets up but Silvus explodes out of the corner and locks int the mandible claw. Silvus lifts Hellspawn into the air and hits the retribution. Both men lay motionless on the mat as Emo Kid hits Dark Sun with a high angle sidewalk slam. Enigmah gets control of Wench and grabs her by the leg and applies a ankle lock.
Jason Martel: Enigmah might as well release the hold she has on Wench because she can't win it now.
Mark Followill: True, but she can wear down Wench to keep her from getting hurt more.
Wench flips over and pushes Enigmah off with her leg. Wench slowly gets to her feet but favors the ankle. Wench charges at Enigmah and gets caught by a back breaker by Enigmah. Enigmah pleads with Wench to stop attacking her. Enigmah turns around as Dark sun ducks a clothesline from Emo Kid and gets hit instead. Silvus looks to Enigmah and sees Emo Kid standing over her as she is holding her neck. Silvus goes over to Emo Kid and pushes him asking him what happened. Emo tries to explain as Silvus checks on Enigmah. Dark Sun comes from behind Emo and knocks him into Silvus. Silvus quickly turns around and hits Emo Kid with the retribution. Silvus yells at Emo Kid but gets blindsided by Hellspawn with a big boot.
Mark Followill: This isn't good. Matt's team members are arguing with each other and now the Dark Ones are back on the offensive.
Jason Martel: Well if Emo Kid didn't hit Enigmah this wouldn't be happening.
Mark Followill: It was an accident!
Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid up and throws him over to the other ring as Wench pulls Enigmah up and Dark Sun starts working on Silvus' leg. Dark Sun locks in a figure four on Silvus as Wench locks in a Crossface on Enigmah. Hellspawn has Emo Kid in a powerbomb position and hits Hell's Rage on him in the middle of the ring. Emo Kid screams in pain as Hellspawn sits back with the Boston crab.
Mark Followill: The misunderstanding might have just cost Matt's team the match.
Jason Martel: In less then a minute Gory will enter and the real fun begins as the Dark Ones really start picking everyone apart.
Hellspawn releases Hell's Rage and pulls Emo Kid to his feet. Hellspawn puts Emo Kid on his shoulder and uses Emo Kid head as a battering ram against the cage. Hellspawn continues to use Emo Kid as a battering ram until he just drops Emo Kid in a heap on the mat. Blood flows from Emo Kids head. Both mats have huge blood spots in them from all the blood being spilled. Dark Sun goes to ram Silvus into the cage but Silvus reverses it and slams Dark Sun into the cage head first. Hellspawn tries to get to Silvus but as he steps over the top rope Silvus kicks it and then hits him with a clothesline. Hellspawn falls between both rings. Wench goes for Silvus but he hits her with a right hand knocking her to the mat. Silvus pulls Dark sun to his feet and hits a back edge chop. Silvus send Dark Sun into the ropes and when he comes off he connects with a big boot. Enigmah finally gets to her feet and pulls Wench up before taking her back down with a DDT. Enigmah goes after Hellspawn as he gets up but Hellspawn catches her kick and takes her down with a hard clothesline. The fans start counting as Hellspawn falls back into the ring and stares at Silvus from one knee.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
The buzzer sounds as Gory makes his way into the ring. Gory walks over to Hellspawn and puts a hand on his shoulder as he stares at Silvus. Silvus runs his arm across his face clearing the blood that continues to come from the laceration on his forehead.
Mark Followill: Well this is going to be interesting. Almost everybody is down but Silvus and Hellspawn. But they've been fighting for almost a half hour, and now Gory is in and he is fresh.
Jason Martel: This isn't a good sign for Silvus. But it is a great sign for Hellspawn and his team.
Hellspawn gets to his feet and he and Gory start heading towards the ring Silvus is in. Dark Sun comes from behind and levels Silvus with a clothesline. Hellspawn and Gory climb into the other ring and all three look down on Silvus before laying the boots to him stomping him all over. Emo Kids flies out of nowhere and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Hellspawn sending him and Dark Sun crashing together and to the mat. Gory goes for a clothesline on Emo Kid but he ducks it and kicks Gory in the gut followed by a running knee to the head. Emo Kid goes after Hellspawn and tries to pick him up but Hellspawn plants his feet and Emo can't move him. Hellspawn grabs Emo by the throat and chokes him. Emo Kid pokes Hellspawn in the eyes and follows that up with a dropkick to the knee. Hellspawn is on one knee and Emo Kid jumps off the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick to the back of Hellspawn's head. Emo Kid quickly gets to his feet and turns around and gets hit with a Twist of Fate from Wench. Gory is back on his feet now along with Dark Sun. Wench checks on Hellspawn as Gory and Dark Sun go after Silvus. Gory puts Silvus on his shoulders as Dark Sun jumps off the top rope and hits the Dark Device. Wench slams Emo Kid head into the mat repeatedly as Hellspawn gets to feet and pulls Wench off of Emo Kid. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid to his feet and places him across his knee as Wench climbs to the top rope. Enigmah goes for Wench but is cut off by Gory. Gory stares at Enigmah as Wench jumps off the top rope and drops an elbow across Emo Kid's throat. Hellspawn holds Emo across his knee and places his hands on Emo Kids chin and knee and pushes him almost making his feet touch his head. Dark Sun sneaks up behind Enigmah and when she turns around, Dark Sun hits her with a chokeslam. Dark Sun pulls Enigmah up and throws her into the other ring. Gory pulls Silvus up who is lifeless now and drags him to the other ring to join Dark Sun and Enigmah. Hellspawn finally releases Emo Kid and throws him over into the other ring as Wench climbs through the ropes to the other ring, leaving Hellspawn alone in one ring.
Mark Followill: Well it seems the Dark Ones have it planned where Hellspawn and Matt will be left alone in one ring when he gets into the match.
Jason Martel: With a minute to go, Hellspawn can rest and be ready for as soon as Matt gets in.
Hellspawn walks over to the cage and spits at Matt before smiling and pointing to the clock which reads thirty seconds. Hellspawn walks away from the cage and watches as the Dark Ones work over Emo Kid, Silvus and Enigmah in the other ring. Dark Sun has Enigmah in the corner choking her with his boot. Wench has Emo Kid tied up in the ropes and is teeing off with right hands. Gory has Silvus in the Mandible Claw on the mat, not moving. The fans start to count as the clock reaches ten
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Monica Deluca: And now the Match Beyond begins! Submission or Surrender!
Mark Followill: Here we go! The match Beyond begins now!
Jason Martel: The end begins now for Matt Margera.
Matt flies through the cage door and right at Hellspawn who goes for a big boot, but Matt ducks under it and takes Hellspawn down with a clothesline. Matt pulls Hellspawn up but Hellspawn pushes his arm away and the two men start throwing rights and lefts at each other. Matt gets the advantage and grabs Hellspawn by the hair and sends him face first into the cage. Hellspawn stumbles back and gets hit with a German suplex from Matt. Matt looks across to the other ring where Wench is staring at him. He goes through the ropes to her but is quickly cut off by Hellspawn with a forearm to the back. Hellspawn spins Matt around and takes him down with a quick DDT. Hellspawn motions for Wench to come to his ring. Wench shakes her head no as Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and throws him over the ropes into the other ring. Hellspawn steps over the top ropes and gets low blowed by Matt as soon as he goes to try to pick him up. Dark Sun goes after Matt but gets cut off by Emo Kid. Emo Kid kicks Dark Sun in the gut and hits a slice bred number two on him. Silvus with his crimson mask is slamming Gory head repeatedly into the cage. Matt steps towards Wench and looks at her. Enigmah comes from behind Wench and takes her down with a clothesline. Matt turns back towards Hellspawn who is getting to his feet and hits a suplex on him.
Mark Followill: Well Matt's team has the upper hand right now but will any of the Dark Ones ever submit or surrender.
Jason Martel: I highly doubt it.
Matt grabs Hellspawn leg and locks in a figure four. Hellspawn screams in pain but refuses to submit. Matt grabs the ropes for extra leverage but Hellspawn just keeps shaking his head no. Dark Sun comes from no where and drops a elbow across Matt face and breaks up the hold. Hellspawn grabs his knee as Matt is assaulted by Dark Sun. Emo Kid slowly gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and hits a diving headbutt on Hellspawn. Emo Kid gets on top of Hellspawn and keeps hitting him with rights and lefts until Wench dropkicks him right in the face. Wench pulls Emo Kid up and throws him to the other ring. Matt throws Dark Sun to the other ring and looks at Hellspawn who is slowly getting to his feet. Matt goes for a super kick but Wench pushes Hellspawn out of the way and takes the full brunt of the kick.
Mark Followill: Wench just saved Hellspawn.
Jason Martel: Well that proves it she wants to be with Hellspawn.
Matt looks down at Wench in shock. Hellspawn realizing what happened gets a look of rage on his face and goes after Matt. Hellspawn grabs Matt by the throat and lifts him high in the air and chokeslams him down hard to the mat. Hellspawn looks back at Wench and pulls Matt to his feet and throws him head first into the cage. Hellspawn keeps slamming his head into the cage until Matt is a bloody mess. Hellspawn screams at Matt but gets caught from behind by Silvus with a reverse DDT. Silvus gets to his feet as Matt slumps on the rope. Silvus pulls Hellspawn up and goes for retribution but Gory his the Gory kick out of nowhere on him. Gory turns around and gets kicked in the gut by Enigmah and then hit with the Enigmah stunner. Enigmah checks on Matt and turns around into a kick from Wench followed by a twist of fate. Everybody lays motionless in the ring except for Matt and Wench. Matt turns around blood flowing from his forehead and looks right at Wench.
Mark Followill: Well this could get interesting.
Jason Martel: Wait who is that running down to ringside?
Codi Shane runs down to the ring with a look of concern on her face. She stops at the cage and is yelling encouragement to Matt when Wench looks over at her she seems to freeze. Matt go to the side of the cage and tells Codi to go to the back when all of a sudden he gets hit by a low blow by Wench. Wench yells at Matt about Cody and spreads his legs before stomping him again in the family jewels. Wench pulls Matt up and sends him into the corner. Wench follows him in and hits a jumping knee to his face followed by a bulldog. Wench goes over to Cody and yells if you want him you can have him before going over to Hellspawn and helping him up. Hellspawn looks at Wench and charges Matt and hits him with a hard clothesline. Hellspawn pulls Matt out of the corner and hits a back breaker. Gory gets to his feet and pulls Silvus up and pushes him to the ropes and ties his arm in them. Gory hits the ropes and nails a mafia kick to the side of Silvus face. Dark Sun has Emo Kid in the corner and gets him on the top rope before hitting the deadly sun on him leaving him motionless on the mat. Dark Sun walks over to the other ring and stands next to Gory. They both look down on Enigmah and pull her up and tie her up in the ropes also.
Mark Followill: This isn't good at all. The Dark Ones have taken out all of Matt's team and it's now four against one.
Jason Martel: I told you this match be the end of Matt Margera.
Codi is screaming on the outside of the ring as Hellspawn holds Matt by his hair. Gory hits the Gory kick to Matt dropping him to the mat. Hellspawn pulls Matt back to his feet as he throws Matt in to the corner and Dark Sun spears him before hitting the deadly sun on Matt. Hellspawn pulls Matt up and sets him up for Hell's Rage. Hellspawn hits the triple powerbombs but instead of going for the Boston crab he leaves Matt laying in the ring. Wench rolls Matt over and locks in a Cross face. Matt screams in pain as Hellspawn grabs a leg and applies the STF. Wench and Hellspawn pull on Matt's head until he has no choice but to tap out.
Monica Deluca: Here are your winners The Dark Ones .
Hellspawn and Wench release Matt as Gory and Dark Sun help Hellspawn to his feet.
Mark Followill: Hellspawn now owns fifty percent of SNW.
Jason Martel: Yes now maybe things will be run right around here.
Hellspawn grabs Wench and kisses her as the cage is raised. Codi slides in the ring and checks on Matt who is motionless. Codi pushes Wench away from Hellspawn and starts to yell at her, Wench kicks her in the gut followed by a twist of fate. Hellspawn and Wench look down at Matt and Codi and laugh as EMTs rush the ring and start checking on Matt's team. The Dark Ones slowly leave the ring and walk up the ramp. EMTs are trying to check on Hellspawn who is still bleeding from the face but his tells him he is fine. The Dark Ones stand at the top of the ramp and hold their hands in the air as the fans give them a mixed reaction.
Mark Followill: With Hellspawn in control of half of the company who will be able to stop the Dark Ones?
Jason Martel: The answer is simple no one.
We see a shot of the destruction in the ring followed by a shot of the Dark Ones standing tall on top of the ramp. The camera shot then switches to inside Gordon Heath's office. He has just finished watching the show and decides to get up out of his chair and leave the office. He walks down the hall, leading to the garage of the arena. He walks all the way over to his waiting limo. The door shuts. Then out of nowhere, a big black hummer rams the limo in the side! The limo backs up as the driver gets out of the limo as fast as he can and runs, just in time as the hummer crashes into the limo again! The hummer backs up and stops as the camera man runs over to the hummer. The door swings open, and stepping out of the hummer is Soul Reaper, who has a sadistic look on his face. He gets out a can of gasoline and pours it all over the limo. He then takes a book of matches out, and lights them all and throws them onto the limo, engulfing it flames! Reaper laughs maniacally as the show fades to black.
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