Natural Selection, 11/2/08-- Ft Worth, TX

[Hollywood]

The Dead Pool Stage theme from Mortal Kombat 2 plays in the background as various shots of a graveyard from different angles are shown. A hooded figure, hidden by the darkness, can be seen walking about. The only way you can make out that there's someone walking about is the moonlight piercing through the shot. A familiar voice can be heard.

Tonight, Darwin's Theory is proven to be fact as only the strong will be selected to survive, and the weak shall perish. Careers will be made, and careers will be ended. In the end, one team will stand strong, championship glory within their grasp.

The camera zooms in on the hooded figure, who removes the hood of his robe and is revealed to be Dredd, who has a wicked grin on his face.

Welcome... to Natural Selection.

Dredd laughs maniacally as the shot fades into the Daniel Meyer Coliseum, where the fans are going crazy as a rare pyro show, since it's a slightly larger venue, goes off. The camera pans around the arena, showing off the various signs in the stands.

THE MONSTER HAS ARRIVED
SERIKAZ/MARX '08
SPORTS DUNCES
CODI HAS HERPES

Mark Followill: Live from the Daniel Meyer Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas, home of the TCU Horned Frogs, Sports Nutz Wrestling presents Natural Selection!

The camera shot switches to the broadcast table at ringside, where Mark Followill is sitting with Koko B. Ware.

Mark Followill: Mark Followill, alongside with Koko B. Ware, and I believe this is the first time we've been paired up.

Koko B. Ware: Indeed it is. Normally I'm out on a late Saturday night having to hold Mark Bishop by the hand, but tonight I get to work with the voice of the Dallas Mavericks!

Mark Followill: And what a show we have in store for you here at Natural Selection. There will be a series of team elimination matches, then at the end of the night, the survivors who were not pinned, made to submit, knocked out, disqualified or counted out will represent their team in the Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match to determine which team will have its members receive title shots at the discretion of the SNW Championship Committee.

Koko B. Ware: And earlier this week we learned that both Emo Kid and Andy Lionheart suffered lacerations to their legs in the no rope barbed wire match, and that their doctors won't clear them for the Devil's Bunk beds match tonight!

Mark Followill: And we have also learned that Hellspawn has recently suffered a death in the family and will be unable to compete tonight. He has vowed, however, to fight Silvus in the House of Horrors match when Guys Night Out returns to FX on November 15. We send our condolences to the Texas Champion.

"We've Had Enough" by the Dudley Boyz/Team 3D blares over the PA, and "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath leads the Sports Authority to the ring as the fans voice their displeasure.

Mark Followill: And we're kicking off Natural Selection with the Sports Authority taking on the Dark Ones!

Matt has his arm over Codi's shoulder, with Codi putting her arm around Matt's waist.

Mark Followill: Oh look at the lovely couple. Those two deserve each other.

Koko B. Ware: You're just jealous because your wife isn't as smokin' hot as Codi is.

Mark Followill: Oh please.

Monica Deluca: The following match is the first of our Natural Selection team elimination matches. The team matches do not end until all the members of one team are eliminated either by pinfall, submission, count out, disqualification or knock out. Introducing first, accompanied by "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, the team of Codi Shane, the Sports Nutz, and team captain Matt Margera, they are the Sports Authority!

George and Craig throw peanuts at the ringside fans. Before entering the ring, George belches in the faces of a group of football players from the TCU football team. They contort their faces in disgust, waving their hands in front of them to try to wave off the smell as all of the Sports Authority members laugh at them.

Mark Followill: Oh for crying out loud. Trying to pick a fight with the TCU Horned Frogs?

Koko B. Ware: Why not? I wanna see how tough they really are without pads.

The Sports Authority enter the ring, taunting the fans, who continue to boo them out of the building as "We've Had Enough" dies down. The lights go out, and Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" plays over the PA system as the crowd comes alive. Red lights slowly illuminate the Daniel Meyer Coliseum as it's a bigger venue than most places SNW has their shows at. Goryokaku steps out from behind the curtain, followed by Tanya Adams, Wench, Dark Sun and Azrael.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams, the team of Wench, Dark Sun, Azrael and team captain Goryokaku, the Dark Ones!

Mark Followill: The wild card here is Azrael. He may be part of the Dark Ones team, but you've got to think he has his own agenda.

Jason Martel: I'd like to know how on earth this scum bag isn't in Huntsville or Alcatraz after he tried to kill the Sports Authority!

Gory stops in front of the ring and holds his hands in prayer as Dark Sun, Tanya, Wench and Azrael enter the ring.

Koko B. Ware: It's going to take more than prayer for the Dark Ones to beat the Sports Authority.

Mark Followill: You don't think that Azrael will pose a threat to the Sports Authority?

Koko B. Ware: OK, so he snaps and goes crazy on them and gets himself disqualified? Advantage Sports Authority.

Tanya holds the ropes open for Gory to enter. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side, then raises his hands and snaps his fingers, and the lighting goes back to normal. All the teammates go to their respective corners and onto the ring apron as Gory and Matt start the match.

Mark Followill: Another stipulation to these team elimination matches is that the team captains start the match.

Koko B. Ware: And the world will finally see that the Benihana is superior to the Gory Kick.

Gory goes to lock up with Matt, but Matt gets Gory with a go-behind and takes him down with an Olympic wrestling takedown, followed up by a front facelock on the mat, but Matt lets go of the facelock, taunting Gory about his wrestling ability as Gory shakes his head.

Both Matt and Gory get to there feet; Gory heads over to his side of the ring and tags in Dark Sun, who charges at Matt and goes to clothesline him but Matt ducks out of the way, on the way back Dark Sun takes him down with a DDT. He then sends a few knee shots down to the mid section of Matt who rolls around in pain.

Mark Followill: I can see this match becoming one hell of a brutal match.

Koko B: You think?

Matt gets to his feet and starts to trash talk Dark Sun, out of nowhere Azrael slides into the ring with a steel chair. He heads right for Matt and takes him down to earth with a head shot from behind, he then turns around and runs at Codi and George, hitting them both with head shots and they are both down. Az then turns around to see Matt running at him, Az hits him with a big boot and the ref tells Az he is disqualified and Az gets out of the ring and walks up the aisle to cheers.

Koko B: Keep him in! The Dark ones can pull this off with that tyrant in there corner.

Mark Followill: That man is a menace! He should be banned from the ring permanently!

Monica Deluca: Azrael has been eliminated due to a disqualification!

Matt and Dark sun once again lock up, but Matt gets the upper hand and Irish whips him into the ropes on the come back Dark Sun is met with the Benihana he then goes for the pin.

Mark F: ONE…TWO…THREE! Dark Sun is out, just like that!

Koko B: Another one down.

Monica: Dark Sun has been eliminated!

Matt turns around to see Gory who instantly hits him with a Big boot he then sets Matt up for The Okaku Lock. Matt tries to fight it for a good thirty seconds but then becomes motionless. The ref raises Matt’s arm once and it instantly flops to the ground. The ref does it a couple more times before declaring Matt is out cold. The ref informs Monica Deluca of his decision.

Monica: I have been informed by the referee that Matt Margera can no longer continue the match and has been eliminated.

Gory gets up and kicks Matt across the canvas before kicking him out of the ring. He looks over at Craig who talks Codi into getting in the ring. Wench yells at Gory to tag her in, which he does.

Mark F: This should be interesting.

Koko B: Oh hell yes!

Codi runs at Wench who takes a step to the side and sticks her foot out to trip Codi up. Wench pulls Codi up by her hair and sends a few knee shots to the midsection. Wench then hits Codi with a hurricanrana before pulling Codi to her feet one last time as she sets her up with a Twist of Fate, then goes for the pin.

Mark F: ONE…TWO…THREE! Another one down, the Dark Ones are on one hell of a roll!

Koko B: Can’t argue with that.

Monica: Codi Shane has been eliminated!

Wench tags Gory back in as Codi slides out of the ring and falls to the mat. Gory looks over at George with a wicked look on his face.

Mark F: Well, that can’t be good.

George hesitates as Craig manages to push him over the top rope into the ring and he falls on his ass as the crowd laughs hysterically. Gory and Wench laugh some as well as Gory heads over to him and George is met with a big boot to the face. Gory then sends numerous punches to the rather large gut of George who clearly shouldn’t even be apart of the match. Gory then uses all of his strength to send George to the canvas with an all mighty powerbomb hard into the canvas, then kneels over George before crossing Georges arms over his chest and pinning him.

Mark F: ONE…TWO…THREE!

Koko B: Dammit!

Monica: George Dunpork has been eliminated!

George crawls to the ropes and rolls out as Gory tags Wench back in. Craig refuses to get in the ring, so Gory walks over to him and pulls him into the ring before sliding back out again. Wench runs at Craig who cowers some as he is met with a knee to the groin. He falls to his hands and knees as his face starts to turn red. Wench sends a few kicks to the gut before heel kicking him in the back and he falls forward. Wench wastes no time in locking in the Crossface. Wench yells at Craig telling him to squeal which he does as Wench adds more leverage to cause more pain. Craig then taps out but Wench refuses to let go. As the ref pulls her off, Gory gets into the ring and the two raise there hands in victory to a mixture of boo’s and cheers from the crowd.

Monica: The survivors of this match, Wench and Goryokaku!

Mark F: Gory and Wench did it! They survived against the Sports Authority!

Koko B: Yeah, after Azrael softened them up with those illegal chair shots!

Mark F: Right now, IP Freely is standing by to interview the Unholy SINners. Let's go backstage.

[Hollywood]

IP Freely is standing backstage with Viper, Anthony Spiccoli and the Unholy Trinity, who are all pumping each other up, slapping chests, and what not.

IP Freely: IP Freely here with the team of Viper, Sean O'Brien, and the Williams Brothers, collectively for tonight only known as the Unholy SINners. Tonight, you guys have the opportunity of a lifetime.

Marcus Williams: You better believe it! Mike and I were screwed over to not even be part of that Texas Tag Title match a couple of weeks ago on SNW Onslaught!

Mike Williams: That's right! Tonight, we show the world why we should've been in that match! First we take care of Everyone's Least Favorite Playas, then we beat the crap out of anyone who gets in our way in the TLC match and get title shots for each and every one of us!

Sean O'Brien: Did I mention that I can't wait to get either Adriana Samu or Candy Lovve in a rear NAKED choke?! HAHAHAHAHA!

IP Freely: Now Viper, let me direct my attention to you. We've been hearing rumors that you have a big surprise in store for tonight.

Viper: Oh yeah, but I can't say what it is, because then it wouldn't be a surprise. I will say this though. It will be a most SINful night.

Anthony Spiccoli: Mr. Freely, we hate to cut your time short, but we've got a match to get ready for.

Viper, Anthony and the Unholy Trinity walk off as the camera shot switches to ringside at the broadcast booth.

Koko B. Ware: Marky Mark, let me tell you from experience that if Viper says he's got a surprise in store, it's never good for his opponents.

Mark Followill: I don't doubt you for a second.

Koko B. Ware: Oh, but you'd doubt me any other time. It's because I'm black, isn't it?!

Mark Followill: What?!

Koko B. Ware: Nevermind. Let's just call the action, cracka!

"Bodies" blares over the PA as Sean O'Brien appears from behind the curtain. Appearing behind him are the Williams Bros. and Anthony Spiccoli respectively as the crowd boos them out of the building.

Monica Deluca: The following is a Natural Selection team elimination match. First, representing the Unholy SINners and accompanied by their manager, Anthony Spiccoli, the team of Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers!

Anthony Spiccoli and the Unholy Trinity enter the ring as "Bodies" dies down. The lights inside the Daniel Meyer Coliseum go out as "Sinner" hits. A green light shines out from the entranceway, and Viper walks out from behind the light and stops in front of the entranceway as the crowd boos him out of the building as well. He then proceeds to walk down to the ring as the coliseum is bathed in green lighting, ignoring the boos of the crowd.

Monica Deluca: Introducing the team captain of the Unholy SINners, from Fayetteville, North Carolina and weighing 324 pounds, the Ultimate SINner of SNW, Viper!

Viper steps over the ropes and into the ring as "Sinner" dies down. The lights go out as "Unpredictable" hits. Five separate balls of fire come up in front of the entranceway, then Stank Lovve, DevilDog, Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu walk out from behind the entrance to a nice pop as the lights come back on.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, the team of Adriana Samu, DevilDog, Candy Lovve, and team captain Stank Lovve, Everyone's Favorite Playas!

Mark Followill: And listen to these fans in Fort Worth cheering on the Playas!

Koko B. Ware: Wouldn't Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu be referred to as playettes, not playas?

Everyone's Favorite Playas enter the ring as "Unpredictable" dies down. The Unholy SINners stand on the apron as Viper stands in their corner with his back against the turnbuckle staring forward at Stank Lovve who has DevilDog, Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu behind him in the corner. The bell rings and both Viper and Stank walk forward. They lock up with Viper gaining an immediate advantage. He throws Stank into the turnbuckle and charges forward landing a shoulder into his gut. Adriana Samu with a blind tag to Stank Lovve, and she gets in the ring and peppers Viper with a flurry of punches to his midsection, but they don't phase him. He steps backwards, grabs Adriana’s head and throws her down to the middle of the ring. He wraps his hands around Adriana’s neck and attempts a double handed chokeslam. Samu reverses however with a kick directly landing in Viper’s gut. He drops Samu who lands on her feet and grabs Viper’s head. She attempts a Sliced Bread #2 but fails to take Viper down. She again lands on her feet and tags in Stank Lovve.

Mark Followill: Both Adriana Samu and Stank Lovve having a tough time with the Ultimate SINner.

Koko B. Ware: Well of course! The dude's seven feet tall!

Stank and Viper lock up and soon break the grapple and exchange blows. Referee Rick Maynard pulls the two apart and begins to shout at them. Neither listen and they push the referee backwards before exchanging more blows. Lovve lands a Snap Suplex and rolls off before locking in a Boston Crab.

Mark Followill: What strength on the part of Stank Lovve to slam Viper down with that snap suplex.

Koko B. Ware: Stank and Viper are both lucky they didn't get disqualified for pushing the referee.

Mark Followill: Rick Maynard does prefer to let the wrestlers take care of business and at times will be lenient.

Viper begins to power his way towards his corner but just as he is about to tag in Sean, Stank pulls Viper away and tags in Candy who climbs to the top rope, poses and dives off landing an elbow to the back of Viper’s head. Stank rolls off and onto the apron as Candy lands a series of elbows to Viper's back. Viper slowly pulls himself back up. He and Candy lock up with Viper gaining the advantage. He pushes Candy back into his corner and tags in Sean who jumps the ropes and begins landing a series of punches across Candy’s body. He turns, winks at DevilDog, and turns back to Candy before hooking her head and landing a Bulldog.

Mark Followill: Sean O'Brien nailing a bulldog on Candy Lovve with authority.

Koko B. Ware: I can't wait to see the rear NAKED choke! HAHAHA!

Mark Followill: Oh for the love of everything!

Sean grabs Candy’s arms and lands several Curb Stomps before lifting her to her feet and landing an inverted headlock backbreaker followed by a pinfall. ONE... TWO... Candy kicks out holding her back and Sean backs off into the corner and tags in Mike Williams. Mike immediately grabs Candy and Irish Whips her into the corner before charging forward with a spear crushing her ribs. He throws her onto the top turnbuckle and hooks in a Superplex which Candy manages to wriggle out of before pushing Mike off. He climbs back to his feet as Candy tries to balance herself. She dives off attempting a crossbody but Williams catches her mid-air and throws her onto his shoulders before landing a face crushing F-5 followed by a cover. ONE... TWO... Just as the referee is about to hit the mat a third time Mike feels a sharp boot to the side of his head. He rolls off Candy and onto his knees before he looks up to see DevilDog who spits in his face. Mike stands up and heads for DevilDog but the referee holds him back. DevilDog smiles and waves before climbing back on the apron in time to receive a tag from Candy. DevilDog and Mike Williams lock up and DevilDog gains the advantage with a stomp to Mike’s toes, garnering cheers from the crowd. DevilDog follows up with a hammerlock.

Koko B. Ware: How on earth can parents allow their children to look up to guys like DevilDog as role models?! He's as dirty as they come!

Mark Followill: Sometimes in the heat of battle, you fight fire with fire.

Koko B. Ware: Alright, I want you to remember that later on when someone who's not one of your favorites does the same thing.

DevilDog lands a headlock takedown, bringing Mike to the floor, then releases the hold. He stands back up and jumps in the air before landing a knee to Mike’s nose. Dog stands again and smiles down at Mike before dropping his elbow into Mike’s face. DevilDog goes for a fist drop, but Mike rolls out of the way. DevilDog shakes his hand about, wincing in pain as Mike rolls over to his corner and makes a tag to Marcus Williams. Marcus climbs to the top turnbuckle as DevilDog makes it back up to his feet.

Mark Followill: Marcus Williams diving off the top turnbuckle and nails DevilDog with a diving shoulder tackle.

Koko B. Ware: DevilDog needs to tag out if he doesn't want to be eliminated.

With DevilDog down, Marcus jumps in the air, spins around, and lands a spinning leg drop on DevilDog. Marcus with a cover. ONE... TWO... DevilDog gets his shoulder up. Marcus hits an elbow drop on DevilDog, then walks over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Marcus jumps off the top turnbuckle, but DevilDog rolls out of the way and Marcus crashes to the mat, missing the guillotine leg drop. DevilDog back to his feet and gets into a three point stance as Marcus Williams slowly gets up. Marcus turns around, and DevilDog charged at him and takes him down with a spear to a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Followill: DevilDog goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... And Mike Williams breaks up the pin.

Koko B. Ware: Great teamwork from the Unholy SINners thus far in the match.

DevilDog glares over at Mike Williams, then turns his attention back to Marcus. He picks Marcus up and drops him down with a tombstone piledriver. DevilDog with another cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Marcus gets the shoulder up. DevilDog with a tag to Adriana Samu.

Mark Followill: Samu climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Koko B. Ware: She could wind up regretting this!

Mark Followill: Samu off the top rope with a corkscrew guillotine leg drop, but Marcus rolls out of the way as Samu winces in pain after crashing to the mat.

Koko B. Ware: And just like that, Marcus gets Samu in a... rear NAKED choke! Haha!

Mark Followill: What a pig!

Marcus applies more pressure as he has the rear naked choke locked in on Samu, who refuses to submit. Stank runs in and kicks Marcus in the head, breaking up the hold. Marcus with a tag to Sean O'Brien, but Samu makes a tag to Candy Lovve. Candy attempts a flying crossbody block, but Sean catches her, places her on his shoulder, and nails her with a Twirly Cutter.

Koko B. Ware: Celtic Cutter!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Candy Lovve has been eliminated!

As Candy Lovve is helped to the back, DevilDog runs in and goes for a clothesline, but Sean ducks. DevilDog turns around, and Sean kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a Gordbuster. Sean with a tag to Marcus Williams. Marcus picks DevilDog up and whips him into the ropes and ducks down for an overhead back body drop. DevilDog comes off the rebound and counters by first grabbing Marcus in a front facelock, jumping and spinning and planting him with a spinning implant DDT in one fluid motion as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!"

Mark Followill: DevilDog counters with the Code of Silence! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Koko B. Ware: And just like that, we're back to even!

Monica Deluca: Marcus Williams has been eliminated!

Mark Followill: And just like that, Mike Williams runs and knocks DevilDog silly with a big boot!

Koko B. Ware: He's picking him up for a Jackhammer!

Mark Followill: And he nails it! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: DevilDog has been eliminated!

Mike Williams raises his arms in the air and roars like a gladiator who's tasted victory. Stank Lovve sneaks in behind Mike as Sean and Viper tell him to turn around. Before he can, Stank grabs Mike from behind and nails him with the Lovve Coaster! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Mike Williams has been eliminated!

Viper steps into the ring and taunts Stank. Stank and Viper bump chests, sneering into each other's faces.

Mark Followill: Stank Lovve and Viper about to butt heads like two big bulls... WHAT THE HELL?! Adriana Samu just ran in and nailed Stank Lovve with a low blow from behind!

Koko B. Ware: Haha! That must be the big surprise Viper was talking about!

Sean doesn't seem too amused as Viper double underhooks Stank, lifts him up and drives his head into the mat.

Mark Followill: Venomizer! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Stank Lovve has been eliminated!

Mark Followill: And listen to these fans booing Adriana Samu out of the building!

Koko B. Ware: Why?! Because she realized that the Tru Playas are not winners?

Samu jogs toward Viper, who lightly taps her with a very soft clothesline, but she sells it as if she's been shot. Viper with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! Stank Lovve, who's down outside on the floor holding his groin, can't help but watch as he's helped to the back.

Monica Deluca: Your survivors, Viper and Sean O'Brien!

Mark Followill: Even Sean O'Brien and Anthony Spiccoli are trying to figure out what on earth is going on.

Koko B. Ware: Why? Viper is the team captain, not them.

Samu picks herself up and gives Viper a big hug, which he reciprocates as Sean O'Brien asks for a microphone.

Sean O'Brien: Viper, I don't know what kind of arrangement you and Adriana Samu have made, and quite frankly I don't care. Just don't screw me in the TLC match and all will be fine.

Sean O'Brien throws the mic down as he and Anthony Spiccoli walk to the back.

[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage, where Delphine Marx is standing around, waiting for Bobby Cairo and Kole Kaos of the New Dynasty, and she looks rather impatient. Vince Bischoff approaches her, and she rolls her eyes at him.

Delphine Marx: Oh happy happy, joy joy.

Vince Bischoff: I just wanted to come by to tell you that your match is next and is about to start.

Delphine Marx: What if New Dynasty doesn't show up?

Vince Bischoff: Then they forfeit, making it a 3-on-1 match with you having to try to eliminate all three team members of Rated X.

Delphine Marx: There's no one that can...

Bobby and Kole saunter in, breathing a bit heavily. They look to be the last people that Delphine wants to see.

Delphine Marx: Nice of you to FINALLY show up!

Kole Kaos: Sorry, but...

Vince Bischoff: You two can apologize later. You're match is starting now.

"A Country Boy Can Surive" blasts throughout the PA system. Scott Jacobs, wearing his black cowboy hat and a black sleeveless leather cowboy vest, appears from behind the curtain as the crowd boos him. He simply mocks and laughs at the fans at ringside as he walks down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: The following is a six person Natural Selection team elimination match. Introducing first, representing Rated X, from Austin, Texas and weighing 285 pounds, Scott Jacobs!

Mark Followill: It's been quite some time since we've seen Scott Jacobs.

Koko B. Ware: Last time he was here, he was getting chased down by a bunch of bottom ladder losers.

Scott Jacobs enters the ring as "A Country Boy Can Survive" dies down. The lights dim as "Divine" by Korn plays over the PA system. A lone spotlight focuses on the entrance as Dredd appears from behind the curtain, drawing some boos from the crowd. The SNW stage crew take advantage of having a bigger venue as pyro goes off in a row, from the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring. The lights slowly come back on as Dredd makes his way down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Also representing Rated X, from the Deep Ellum section of Dallas, Texas and weighing 385 pounds, The Monster of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Dredd!

Mark Followill: The "Monster," as he's commonly known, is known to be one of the most vicious wrestlers on the planet.

Koko B. Ware: And if Delphine Marx was smart and not so hopped up on goofballs in a constant state of hoobey goo, she would've realized that she needed to just forfeit the match. But instead, she'll get torn apart like a lamb to the slaughter.

Dredd enters the ring as "Divine" dies down. "Points of Authority" blasts over the PA as Xavier Serikaz appears from behind the curtain, forming an "X" with his arms over his chest, then walks down to the ring to a nice pop.

Monica Deluca: And introducing the team captain, from St. Paul, Minnesota and weighing 225 pounds, Xavier Serikaz!

Koko B. Ware: Behold the man who thinks he must change his name to intimidate his opponents.

Mark Followill: Why is that such a big deal to you?

Koko B. Ware: The last guy I worked with that changed his name was Jim Hellwig. Need I say why I'm leary of guys who change their name?

Xavier enters the ring as "Points of Authority" dies down. "Revolution" blares over the PA as the New Dynasty make their way down to the ring to little reaction.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, representing the Marxists, the team of Kole Kaos and Bobby Cairo, the New Dynasty!

Koko B. Ware: As if Delphine's chances against Rated X weren't bad enough, the New Dynasty showed up late.

Mark Followill: And you have to factor in that they haven't had any time to talk over any sort of strategy going into this match.

The New Dynasty enter the ring as "Revolution" dies down. "Apache" by Tommy Seebach hits over the PA system hits as a cloud of smoke spreads from the entrance way down to the ramp, fogging up the ring. Delphine Marx staggers from behind the curtian wearing a colored long headband around her head, with her heart-like sunglasses as the crowd gives her a nice pop.

Monica Deluca: And introducing the team captain, from Bethel, New York and weighing 125 pounds, Delphine Marx!

Koko B. Ware: Judging from all the tye dye and the glasses, I think we found the one sister of the Dudley family clan.

Mark Followill: Oh stop it!

Delphine slowly moves her hips to the music, holding up her hands, showing off two peace hand symbols. She laughs to herself and finally heads down to the ring. Many fans have their hands out for her to slap, but she walks by them on her way to the ring with her hands still holding up the "Peace" hand gesture. She slides into the ring and quickly gets to her feet, in which she staggers around a little bit before getting her balance. She then smiles at the fans, and winks and makes the peace sign once again into the camera.

Koko B. Ware: And remember, the team captains have to start the match off, so it's going to be very interesting to see what Xavier and Delphine do here.

Mark Followill: Well Xavier Serikaz and Delphine Marx are center ring, and seem to be talking things out.

Koko B. Ware: Keep in mind the edict laid down by Vince Bischoff earlier tonight that they must wrestle each other when they're both in the ring.

Xavier and Delphine lock up, but it's obvious that it's a half-assed lock up. Xavier gently brings Delphine down with a side headlock, not really putting that much effort into it. Delphine mock sells it, acting as if the life is being squeezed out of her, but it's obvious she's acting. Some of the fans are laughing, as are the New Dynasty. However, Dredd and Scott Jacobs are not amused and both demand to be tagged in.

Mark Followill: Delphine now gets out of the headlock with a headscissors. Some great scientific catch-as-catch-can wrestling to start the match.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on! This is a farce! I hope Vince Bischoff fires these two lovebirds!

Xavier flops about, as if he can't get out of the headscissors. Delphine lets go, and Xavier stands up. He "staggers" around, acting as if he was really worn down by that exchange, then falls down and makes a tag to Scott Jacobs. Scott runs in at Delphine, but she catches him with a spinning heel kick. Scott back up, and Delphine nails him with a standing dropkick. Delphine picks Scott up and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker, then climbs to the middle turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: Leg drop off the second rope by Delphine onto Scott Jacobs.

Koko B. Ware: Scott Jacobs is embarrassing the entire male gender!

Delphine picks Scott up and nails him with a sitout facebuster.

Mark Followill: Psycadelic Buster!

Koko B. Ware: No!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

The crowd lets out deafening cheers!

Monica Deluca: Scott Jacobs has been eliminated!

Scott Jacobs rolls out of the ring and pounds the ring apron with his hands in frustration as he heads to the back. Dredd steps into the ring, but Kole Kaos makes a blind tag to Delphine and steps into the ring. Kole runs and rebounds off the ropes and hits a clothesline into Dredd's chest, but it doesn't budge "The Monster." Kole runs and rebounds off the ropes again, but Dredd grabs Kole by the arm and throws him down, martial arts style. Dredd picks Kole up by the throat, and slams him down with a sitout chokeslam.

Mark Followill: Broken Sphere! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Kole Kaos has been eliminated!

The crowd boos as Kole Kaos is helped to the back. Bobby Cairo steps into the ring and charges after Dredd, but Dredd nails him flush in the face with a big boot. Dredd goes to run the ropes, but unbeknownst to him, Xavier makes a blind tag. Dredd rebounds off the ropes, jumps up in the air and nails Cairo with an elbow drop. Dredd goes to make a cover, but referee Mike Croft tells him he has to leave the ring as he was tagged out.

Mark Followill: And Dredd is none too pleased with Xavier Serikaz making a blind tag.

Koko B. Ware: Dredd needs to get over himself and work with Xavier. They're at two wrestlers apiece now, so he needs to cool off and let Xavier do his thing.

Xavier picks Cairo up and whips him into the ropes. Cairo off the rebound, and Xavier knocks him down with a shuffle side kick. Xavier follows that up with a standing shooting star press, drawing "OOOHs!" and "AAAAHs!" from the crowd. ONE... TWO... Cairo kicks out. Xavier goes to pick Cairo up, but Cairo headbutts him in the midsection. Cairo whips Xavier into the ropes and ducks down. But Xavier comes off the rebound and leapfrogs over Cairo, stopping right behind him. Cairo turns around, and Xavier kicks him in the midsection.

Mark Followill: Xavier picks Cairo up, and looks to be going for a vertical suplex.

Koko B. Ware: But he's holding Cairo up, causing all that blood to rush to the brain.

Mark Followill: OH! Xavier may have just knocked Cairo out with that brainbuster!

Xavier climbs to the top turnbuckle, his back to Cairo, who's lying down on the mat. Xavier falls down into a split legged position, then corkscrews into a moonsault.

Mark Followill: The Serikaz Spinout!

Koko B. Ware: What a big mistake! He could go for a cover, but he's picking Cairo up.

Xavier brings Cairo with him to the top turnbuckle. Xavier double underhooks Cairo, then takes Cairo down with him with a Pepsi Plunge(Pedigree off the top turnbuckle) as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!"

Mark Followill: Xavier Serikaz nails Bobby Cairo with the Vertigo! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Bobby Cairo has been eliminated.

Koko B. Ware: And just like that, Delphine Marx is all by herself. I don't like her chances, Mark.

Mark Followill: And Xavier Serikaz realizes that he now has to wrestle Delphine Marx unless he wants her to get mauled by the Monster, Dredd.

Koko B. Ware: Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I love it!

Mark Followill: You would.

Xavier doesn't know what to do, as now he and Delphine can't put on much of a charade like they did earlier. Dredd yells at Xavier to "Just fight the bitch!" Angered that Dredd just called Delphine a bitch, Xavier nails Dredd with a forearm smash that stuns the Monster. Delphine rolls Xavier up in a school boy pin. ONE... TWO... Xavier kicks out and asks Delphine what she's doing.

Mark Followill: Delphine Marx is trying to tell Xavier Serikaz to just go ahead and go through with this match.

Koko B. Ware: Delphine has more balls than Xavier.

Mark Followill: Stop it!

Xavier and Delphine are trying to reason with each other when out of nowhere, Dredd takes them both down with a hard clothesline. Dredd picks Xavier up and chokeslams him down to the canvas. Delphine staggers up, but Dredd just shoves her back down. Dredd picks Xavier up and locks him into a full nelson, then elevates and tosses him over the top rope, clearing the ropes and landing splat on the floor as the crowd groans as if to feel Xavier's pain. The ref runs down to the floor outside to check on Xavier. He lifts his hand up once, and it collapses. A second time and it collapses, then a third time and it collapses, and the ref waves for EMTs to run down to ringside. As EMTs and trainers run down with a stretcher, placing Xavier on it, the ref informs Monica of his decision.

Monica Deluca: I have been informed that the referee has deemed Xavier Serikaz unable to continue, therefore Xavier Serikaz is eliminated by way of a knockout.

Mark Followill: What's Dredd thinking?! He just eliminated his own partner!

Koko B. Ware: He was getting rid of the weak link on his team.

Mark Followill: But if he beats Delphine Marx here, that means he's fighting the other winning teams in the TLC match on his own.

Dredd begins to laugh as Delphine Marx gets back to her feet. He grabs her by her hair, but she stomps him on his foot, causing him to let go of his grip. Delphine staggers the Monster with a standing dropkick, and another standing dropkick, and one more standing dropkick that causes Dredd to fall backward, his arms getting tied up in the ropes as the crowd cheers wildly. Delphine slaps Dredd across the face, and there's nothing he can do at the moment as he's stuck in the ropes, the referee trying to get him free.

Koko B. Ware: Delphine Marx should be disqualified!

Mark Followill: Why?

Koko B. Ware: Because she's not allowing the referee to free Dredd!

Mark Followill: I thought that was smart wrestling, Koko.

Not giving the referee a chance to free Dredd, Delphine peppers his face with a flurry of left and right jabs. The ref finally manages to free Dredd, who staggers around, stunned from the flurry of lefts and rights. Delphine doubles him over with a spinning back kick to the gut, followed by a Double Arm DDT. Delphine waves her arm around in the air as the crowd is now firmly behind her. She walks over and climbs the top turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: Delphine Marx trying to finish off the Monster with the Hip Hurrah Frog Splash!

Koko B. Ware: But Dredd moves out of the way and Delphine splatters onto the mat like a pancake!

Dredd picks Delphine up and takes her with him to the corner. He sets her up on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, his back to the mat. He sets her up in a piledriver and falls down backward off the second turnbuckle as the crowd goes "OOOOOHHH!"

Koko B. Ware: Concrete Piledriver!

Mark Followill: It's academic. One... two... three.

Monica Deluca: Your winner and sole survivor, Dredd!

The crowd boos loudly in disapproval as "Divine" blares over the PA. Dredd looks down at an unconscious Delphine Marx and just laughs at her, then he makes his way out of the ring and to the back.

[Hollywood]

"Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler plays in the background against the black backdrop that is on the screen. As the song plays, the following messages appear on the screen.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."

There was only one problem.

Man was stupid.

People have come and gone, proclaiming to be heroes, but all have failed or were figments of people's imaginations.

Sports Nutz Wrestling is in dire need of a hero.

And he is coming.

A real hero. Not someone made up that you only see in movies, on television, or in the comic books. But someone who can save not only this world, but SNW.

That man is....


MIKE RUTHERFORD[/color]

Shot switches to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Koko B. Ware seem a bit perplexed by the promo they just watched.

Mark Followill: Mike Rutherford? A hero?

Koko B. Ware: Well with all the headcases running around here lately, I'd say we need a hero. And from what I've heard about him, Mike Rutherford just might be that guy.

Mark Followill: Oh brother.

"Psychosocial" blares over the speakers as white and red lights flicker on and off. The crowd begins to cheer as Ashley and a few stagehands bring Espio out on a cart, who's bound with chains and is made to wear a mask to cover his mouth. The stagehands take the chains off of Espio and take off his mask, and he bolts down to the ring as Ashley runs down after him. He slides into the ring and sits in a corner.

Monica Deluca: The following is the "Battle of the Sexes" team elimination match. First, representing Thunderstruck, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 230 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Ashley, Espio!

Koko B. Ware: Why is Sports Nutz Wrestling bringing in all these lunatics?!

Mark Followill: Why couldn't you ever win a match when you wrestled?!

Koko B. Ware: You didn't just go there!

"Psychosocial" dies down. The lights in the arena go out, causing the crowd to cheer. Huge red pyro goes off at the stage area. "The Second Coming" hits the speakers as the lights come back on and Criss Cassidy appears from behind the curtains. Sporting his dark red trench coat and a pair of Jordan shorts, he makes his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction.

Monica Deluca: From Brooklyn, New York and weighing 215 pounds, Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Someone should tell Criss Cassidy that a trench coat and shorts go together about as well as ice cream and ketchup.

Mark Followill: You better watch it. God may strike you down for those comments.

Criss slides into the ring and takes off his coat as "The Second Coming" dies down. "Thunderstruck" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos loudly at such a deafening level. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, sporting his yellow headband and yellow vest with "KT" written in black on the back, appears from behind the curtain, holding his arms outstretched as the crowd continues to rain down the boos and catcalls.

Monica Deluca: And introducing the team captain of Thunderstruck, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Mark Followill: What a disgusting pig Kid Thunder is.

Koko B. Ware: What makes him disgusting? That he believes that women should be in the kitchen and cleaning house? He's right about that! In fact, the stock market would never be plummeting if these stupid ladies weren't messing everything up because they don't know how to invest and trade!

Mark Followill: Oh would you stop it?!

Kid Thunder enters the ring as he glares over at Monica Deluca. He takes off his headband and just throws it at her as the crowd boos in disapproval. He then takes off his vest and throws it right at her face. She catches it, wipes it across her rear and over her front bottom area and tosses it right back at Kid Thunder's face to a huge ovation.

Mark Followill: Kid Thunder is livid, and Criss Cassidy is holding him back!

Koko B. Ware: I'd be angry too if someone disrespected me!

Mark Followill: Angrier than when you found out that Frankie died?

Koko B. Ware: NO! Frankie is still alive!

Mark Followill: Oh lord. Now I know what Mark Bishop and Tammy Winters have to put up with.

"Thunderstruck" dies down as Kid Thunder cools off, but still talking smack to Monica. "Just So You Know" booms over the PA as Hannah walks out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction. Mostly boos, but some cheers from the females in the audience. She walks down to the ring, glaring at anyone she lays eyes on.

Monica Deluca: From the Enigmatic Divas, weighing 129 pounds and hailing from Lancashire, England, Hannah!

Mark Followill: An interesting aspect of this match is that Enigmah and Hannah have hated each other, dating back to their childhood.

Koko B. Ware: Well they'll have to put their stupid high school drama aside if they want any chance of beating this fearsome threesome of Alex Daniels, Espio and Criss Cassidy.

Hannah enters the ring as "Just So You Know" dies down. "Girlfight" by Brooke Valentine booms over the PA as Cerise Richardson comes out to a nice pop.

Monica Deluca: From Yonkers, New York and weighing 165 pounds, Cerise Richardson!

Mark Followill: Here's another interesting potential situation. What if Cerise is one of the survivors of this match, and her teammates from the Everyone's Favorite Playas team survive? Do you think they'll have second thoughts going against each other in the TLC match?

Koko B. Ware: They can't afford to if they want title shots here in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Cerise enters the ring as "Girlfight" dies down. "The Hand That Feeds" blasts over the PA, and Enigmah appears from behind the curtain to a big pop from the crowd. She stands at the entrance, one hand on her hip, and the other hand being used to play to the crowd, who continues to cheer her on.

Monica Deluca: And the team captain of the Enigmatic Divas, from Lancashire, England and weighing 140 pounds, Enigmah!

Koko B. Ware: Oh brother, here comes Wonder Woman herself.

Mark Followill: She's a bit better looking than Wonder Woman if you ask me.

Koko B. Ware: Mark, aren't you a happily married man?

Mark Followill: Just because I'm married doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty of another woman.

Enigmah stops playing to the crowd and bolts down to the ring, slides in, jumps up and spears Kid Thunder to the mat to a deafening roar from the crowd. She pounds him with right hands as he tries to cover up. Referee Danny Travers manages to get her off of him, allowing him to quickly crawl to his corner and tag in Espio. Espio runs in and charges at Enigmah, only for her to catch him with a spinning roundhouse kick to the head that staggers him. Enigmah runs to the ropes, and off the rebound attempts a crossbody block, but Espio counters it with a powerslam, but doesn't even get a one count. Espio picks Enigmah up, but she nails him with a jawbreaker, staggering him. As he staggers about, Enigmah nails him with a stunner.

Mark Followill: Niggy Stunner!

Koko B. Ware: No!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Espio has been eliminated!

Espio rolls out of the ring and loses it. He grabs the timekeepers table and turns it over as Monica Deluca and the timekeeper get out of the way. He picks up a steel chair and slams it on the steel turnbuckle post several times as Ashley runs over to calm him down. He throws the chair down and bolts to the back as Ashley runs after him.

Koko B. Ware: It seems our wrestling company is aptly named, as there are plenty of nuts wrestling here.

Mark Followill: And Criss Cassidy runs in and almost decapitates Enigmah with a clothesline!

Criss nails Enigmah with a leg drop, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. Criss picks Enigmah up and attempts a vertical suplex, but Enigmah slips over and behind Criss, bringing him down with an inverted DDT, then makes a tag to Hannah, who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Hannah comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a diving headbutt, but Criss rolls out of the way as Hannah crashes headfirst. She holds her head in agony as Criss picks her up. He bends her over then picks her up and over his shoulder, outstretching her arms. Criss brings Hannah down with a Razor's Edge.

Mark Followill: The Crucifixion!

Koko B. Ware: Stick a fork in her. She's done.

Mark Followill: One... two... three.

Monica Deluca: Hannah has been eliminated.

Hannah rolls out of the ring and is helped to the back as Cerise Richardson steps into the ring and locks up with Criss Cassidy. Cassidy with a side headlock on Cerise, but Cerise picks him up and brings him down with a back suplex. Cassidy back up, but Cerise knocks him right back down with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head. Cerise with a cover. ONE... TWO... Cassidy kicks out. Cerise picks Cassidy up, but he counters with a jawbreaker, then makes a tag to Kid Thunder. Cerise tries to get to her corner, but Kid Thunder runs in and stomps Cerise in the back before she can make it, then drags her over to his side of the ring and locks her in a bow-and-arrow lock.

Mark Followill: Good tag team wrestling by Alex Daniels, cutting the ring in half and not allowing Cerise Richardson to make a tag.

Koko B. Ware: And now he's going to put Cerise in her place, much like he'll do to Enigmah afterward.

Referee Danny Travers asks Cerise if she gives up, but she refuses. Kid Thunder lets go of the hold, then picks her up. He scoops her up and bodyslams her to the canvas. Kid Thunder displays his arrogance by performing a muscle pose and just simply placing his right foot on Cerise's chest for a cover, which doesn't even get a one count as Cerise grabs Kid Thunder's foot and takes him down to a big pop. Cerise gets back up, holding onto the foot and picking the leg up. She jumps over and brings the leg down with her as Kid Thunder cries in pain.

Mark Followill: That's Kid Thunder's problem. He has all the talent in the world and knows it.

Koko B. Ware: That was arrogant on his part, I'll grant you that.

Cerise now with a tag to Enigmah to a big pop, and Kid Thunder hurries over to his corner and makes a tag to Criss Cassidy as the crowd loudly boos in disapproval. The crowd chants "CHICKEN SHIT! CHICKEN SHIT! CHICKEN SHIT!"

Koko B. Ware: I've been trying to tell Vince Bischoff and Gordon Heath that we've gotta move outta Texas and quit running shows in front of these foul mouthed, inbred hillbillies!

Mark Followill: They're just expressing how they feel about Alex Daniels, who quite frankly is a chicken...

Koko B. Ware: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Enigmah charges toward Cassidy and attempts a clothesline, but he ducks. Enigmah turns around, and Cassidy catches her with a Pele Kick to "OOHs!" and "AAHs!" from the crowd. Cassidy with a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. Enigmah tries to get up, but Cassidy grabs her by the waist and picks her up, slamming her with a German Suplex, but doesn't let go as he picks her up and delivers a second German Suplex. He holds on still, picks her up and delivers a third German Suplex, holding on for a pin. ONE... TWO... kickout. Cassidy picks Enigmah up and whips her into the ropes. Enigmah catches her momentum and springboards off the ropes, turns herself around and catches Cassidy off guard with a springboard crossbody block. ONE... TWO... kickout. Cassidy makes it over to his corner and tags in Kid Thunder, who's had his back turned, taunting the crowd.

Mark Followill: Alex Daniels doesn't realize he's been tagged in.

Koko B. Ware: Criss Cassidy is telling him, and Alex can't believe it.

Mark Followill: What a coward! He's trying to refuse to get into the ring!

Criss Cassidy grabs Kid Thunder by the head and throws him into the ring to a big pop from the crowd. Kid Thunder back up, and Enigmah peppers him with stiff forearm shots as the crowd goes wild. Enigmah kicks Kid Thunder in the midsection, and follows up with a DDT. Enigmah with a tag to Cerise Richardson, and they double team on Kid Thunder. They whip him into the ropes, and as he comes off the rebound, they nail him with a double dropsault. Enigmah nails Kid Thunder with a standing shooting star leg drop, and Cerise follows up with a standing shooting star leg drop of her own as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHH!" in amazement of the agility of Cerise and Enigmah. Cerise goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder gets his shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Kid Thunder is in grave danger of being eliminated here.

Koko B. Ware: Yeah, because he has an incompetent partner like Criss Cassidy forcing him into the ring when he's not ready!

Cerise picks Kid Thunder up, but he knees her in the gut, then slams her down with a Sambo Suplex. Kid Thunder with a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. Kid Thunder picks Cerise up and whips her into the corner, charges in and nails her with a clothesline, then grabs her in a headlock, runs to the middle of the ring and brings her down with a Running Bulldog. Kid Thunder with another cover. ONE... TWO... Cerise gets the shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Kid Thunder wants Criss Cassidy to tag in, and he does so.

Koko B. Ware: Relunctantly, I might add.

Criss picks Cerise up and whips her into the ropes. He ducks down, but Cerise jumps over him and goes for a sunset flip. She can't bring him down though as he attempts to drive his fist into her face. But she rolls out of the way as Criss smashes his fist into the mat, writhing his hand in pain. Cerise goes to climb the turnbuckle, but Criss recovers in time to bump the ropes, causing Cerise to fall onto the top turnbuckle, seated down. Criss climbs to the turnbuckle and puts her in a front facelock, then brings her down hard with a superplex as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHH!" Kid Thunder makes a blind tag to Criss and quickly goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE. The crowd boos loudly as Criss shouts at Kid Thunder, yelling "What are you doing?!"

Monica Deluca: Cerise Richardson has been eliminated.

Mark Followill: What a selfish man Alex Daniels is!

Koko B. Ware: Selfish?! He's just making sure his team has the best chances of winning!

Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy jaw jack with each other. Enigmah runs in and rolls Kid Thunder up in a school boy. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder barely kicks out as Criss goes back to his corner. Enigmah goes to pick up Kid Thunder, but he forearm smashes her in the gut and picks himself up. Side belly to belly suplex by Kid Thunder. ONE... TWO... Enigmah kicks out.

Mark Followill: Enigmah refuses to stay down.

Koko B. Ware: She may not stay down, but she'll be staying in the kitchen when Kid Thunder is done with her.

Mark Followill: Oh come on now! That was uncalled for!

Kid Thunder tries to pick Enigmah up, but Enigmah rolls him up in a small package! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder barely kicks out. Kid Thunder back to his feet, but Enigmah takes him right back down with a DDT! Enigmah signals "That's it!" and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: This doesn't look good for Alex Daniels.

Koko B. Ware: If Enigmah hits this, it's all she wrote for Kid Thunder.

Enigmah comes flying off the top rope with a diving headbutt, but Kid Thunder rolls out of the way as Enigmah crashes down to the mat hard! Kid Thunder picks Enigmah up and nails her with a Wrist Clutch Fisherman's Buster as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!"

Koko B. Ware: Thunderbolt!

Mark Followill: Alex with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

The crowd boos ever so loudly as "Thunderstruck" booms over the PA.

Monica Deluca: The survivors of this match, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy.

Mark Followill: The team of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy will be joining Gory and Wench, Sean O'Brien and Viper, and Dredd in the TLC match.

Koko B. Ware: And we have one more team elimination match to go, as Strength, Honor, Respect takes on Reaper's Wrath.

Mark Followill: Right now, let's go backstage where Brenda Price is standing by to interview Omerta and his team.[/b]

[Hollywood]

Brenda Price is standing backstage in front of the SNW Natural Selection banner, alongside Omerta, Rick Roll and Xtreme Team.

Brenda Price: I'm here with the team of Strength, Honor, Respect. The team captain Omerta, and his teammates Rick Roll, Syco Boy and Dave Mason. Tonight, you all have a chance to get title shots here in SNW.

Omerta: Well we all saw over two weeks ago how I got screwed out of the Von Erich Memorial Title. But after we get through with Reaper's Wrath, I plan on having double gold as first I'll beat Cyanide and regain my Von Erich Memorial Title, then I'll be challenging whoever the champion is in December for the Texas Championship.

Rick Roll: Well Omerta, as much as I respect you, be sure to polish that Von Erich Title because I'll be coming for it.

Syco Boy: Speaking of polishing titles, Gargoyle and Wench, keep those Texas Tag Team belts nice and shiny for us because we will be coming for them in the not so distant future.

Dave Mason: That's right! We'll be rockin' and rollin'! Struttin' and strollin'!

Everyone raises their eyebrows at Dave.

Dave Mason: What?

Syco Boy: Dude, that's not our line.

Dave Mason: D'oh! You're right... OOOOOOOOH WHAT A RU...

Rick Roll: What the hell? That's not your line either!

Omerta: You're one to call people on stealing others lines.

Rick Roll: Touche.

Dave Mason: I think I've got it. Reaper's Wrath, you will learn the three commandments! Thou shall not kill! Thou shall not steal! And thou shall not f...

Syco Boy rushes in and covers Dave's mouth just in time, shouting "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!" before letting go.

Dave Mason: What?! It's PPV!

Brenda Price: With that, let's send it to Misty Crawford who's standing by with the Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku and Wench.

Syco Boy: That's "Gargoyle" and Wench.

Shot switches to the Dark Ones locker room, where Gory and Wench, holding their tag belts over their shoulders and shaking their heads after seeing that last promo on the monitor, are standing by with Misty Crawford. Dark Sun is nowhere to be seen. Tanya Adams has her arms draped over Gory.

Misty Crawford: OK, thank you, Brenda. Gory, Wench, we understand you have something to address concerning the Tables, Ladders and Chairs match later on tonight.

Gory: That's right, Misty. You see, Wench and I are the current reigning Texas Tag Team Champions, so really winning title shots do us no good. Dark Sun can receive a title shot anytime he wishes because let's face it, we still run the show around here. And Azrael? Well, I think the last thing on his mind is winning a title.

Misty Crawford: So what are you getting at?

Wench: What Gory is getting at is that we will not be participating in the TLC match later on tonight. Rather, we will be joining Mark Followill and Koko B. Ware for commentary as we scout our potential competition.

Misty Crawford: You're forfeiting future title shots?

Tanya: Did either one of them stutter? Now as far as the Xtreme Team go... If the Texas Tag Titles were on the line on Last Comic Standing, they would've been the champions by now. But last we checked, you have to wrestle around here. Even if their team winds up winning it all tonight, Gory and Wench plan on putting them through a few tests to see if they'll truly be ready to compete for the tag gold.

Misty Crawford: A bombshell dropped by the Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku and Wench. Mark, back to you.

The camera shot switches to the broadcast table.

Koko B. Ware: Those two have to be the biggest idiots in Sports Nutz Wrestling right now! How do you pass up a chance that you'll get title shots, especially when you could lose those tag straps at any moment?! They're morons!

Mark Followill: How does that make them morons?! If anything, it shows how confident they are in being able to hold on to the tag team belts.

Koko B. Ware: And not to mention we have to sit with those two during the TLC match!

[Hollywood]

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley hits. Rick comes out wearing a white trench coat, a black singlet, white knee pads, and white boots, dancing and lip syncing to his own theme music.

Monica Deluca: The following is a Natural Selection team elimination match. First, representing Strength, Honor, Respect, weighing 199 pounds and hailing from Brighton Beach, California, Rick Roll!

Koko B. Ware: This dork really thinks he has a chance of winning any sort of title here in SNW?

Mark Followill: Why not? Not many people gave Texas Tech a chance against Texas.

Rick Roll enters the ring as "Never Gonna Give You Up" dies down. “Rawkfist” hits. The camera looks all around the arena when finally a section of the crowd begins cheering. The camera focuses in on the area where Syco Boy and Dave Mason are seen walking through the crowd high-fiving everyone. They roll into the ring and jump onto the turnbuckle and play to the crowd.

Monica Deluca: Already in the ring, the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team!

"Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man says if I live I will kill you.
If I die you are forgiven.
Such as the rule of honor."[/i]

Strobe lights flicker as smoke fills the room and "Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the PA. Omerta, looking very intimidating, comes out wearing jean shorts and a Lamb of God T-shirt with no sleeves.

Monica Deluca: And the team captain of Strength, Honor, Respect, from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 pounds, Omerta!

Koko B. Ware: And here comes the team crybaby.

Mark Followill: I think he has a legitimate gripe about that miscarriage of justice from a couple of weeks ago.

Koko B. Ware: He needs to just get over it and focus on winning tonight. I mean after all, he got to invoke his rematch clause.

Mark Followill: That's right, and on November 15 at Midnight live from the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, Texas on Guys Night Out, Omerta challenges Cyanide for the Von Erich Memorial Title.

"Down" by Motograter hits as out comes two figures wearing black hooded robes with cut off sleeves. The crowd doesn't know how to react at first.

Mark Followill: What on earth?

Koko B. Ware: Oh great, more psychos here in SNW! Next thing you know, we'll be moving our headquarters to Toonville, and Roger Rabbit will be named our new owner!

The two figures are Twitch and Eddy. On the back of Twitch's robe is a green marijuana leaf, on the back of Eddy's robe is a green Juggalo Hatchetman.

Monica Deluca: Representing the team of Reaper's Wrath, Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

Mark Followill: Haha! The Alley Ratz paying homage to old school Soul Reaper!

Koko B. Ware: Good lord.

Both enter the ring then pull their hoods back then do Soul Reaper's cross body slash taunt as the crowd laughs and cheers. They take off their robes to reveal their ring attire which looks similar to Reaper's. Both wear black tank tops with a AR written in green; black leather baggy pants with green happy faces on the legs; black gloves and black boots. “Cyanide" by Metallica hits as the crowd boos. Cyanide comes out to green lighting and smoke.

Monica Deluca: From San Jose, California and weighing 225 pounds, the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide!

Pyro, consisting of a flame arch at the entrance, goes off as Cyanide enters the ring and shows off his title before relinquishing it to referee Rick Maynard. "Into the Fire" by Disturbed hits as Soul Reaper comes in with a hooded robe with cut off sleeves, emotionless face and a cold stare into the ring to a mixed reaction. Half the crowd is cheering, but half is booing. Reaper looks like he doesn't give a damn how the crowd reacts to him as he marches on to the ring.

Monica Deluca: And the team captain, from Fresno, California and weighing 242 pounds, Soul Reaper!

As Reaper enters the ring, he removes the robe and cracks his neck and knuckles and goes back to stare coldly at the opposing team. All eight men are now in the ring and the ref instructs Reaper and Omerta to start off the match. The ref calls for the bell and the crowd lets out a cry of anticipation.

Followill: This is it, Koko! Let the match begin.

Koko: I must say, this match has potential.

Reaper and Omerta tie up in the center of the ring. Reaper wins the contest of strength with a decisive kick to Omerta’s knee. Reaper follows up with several stiff kicks and a hard clothesline out of nowhere. As Omerta tries to recover, he is locked in a Dragon Sleeper by his smaller opponent. Omerta gets out of the hold by smashing his head into Reaper’s, and follows up with several elbows. Omerta Irish Whip’s Reaper into the ropes and follows up with a Big Boot, drawing a nice pop from the crowd. Omerta goes for the quick cover. ONE... kickout.

Koko: Well that wasn’t smart.

Followill: The faster eliminations occur out here, the easier this match will be. I’d say it was good strategy on the part of the former Von Erich Memorial Champion.

Eddy has shimmied over to a neutral corner and is jawing with Omerta, distracting him long enough to allow Reaper to get the tag in to a very anxious Cyanide. Cyanide steps into the ring and Eddy retreats to his corner as Omerta turns around. The two enemies stare each other down tensely as the crowd cheers at a deafening roar.

Followill: Here is a chance for Omerta to get some revenge for having his title stolen from him by…

Koko: Stolen!? Cyanide won that thing fair and square!

Followill: I guess I missed the part in the rule book that said green mist is legal.

Koko: It was a ladder match, Mark. Ladder matches are anything goes. You should know that by now.

Cyanide strikes first with a series of stiff kicks and stiff chops, driving Omerta into the corner. He rams his shoulder into Omerta’s gut, knocking the wind out of him. Cyanide backs up and charges at Omerta, intending to drive his knee into his opponent, but Omerta skirts out of the way. Cyanide manages to stop himself before slamming into the post, but receives a wicked kick to the ribs for his trouble. Omerta hits Cyanide with a flury of martial arts kicks, finishing up with a spinning heel kick. Cyanide hits the mat and Omerta tries for the cover. ONE... TWO... From out of nowhere, Eddy comes flying in for the save with a Diving Guillotine drop, drawing cheers from the crowd.

Followill: What a save!

Koko: That was close! Omerta almost covered the champ!

As the ref ushers Eddy back to his corner and Omerta struggles to his feet, Cyanide twirls him around and spits a mouthful of green mist in his face as the crowd cheers the green mist!

Followill: Again?! Can this guy not win a match fairly?!

Koko: I didn’t see anything.

Followill: What, did that green mist just show up on Omerta's face?!

Cyanide tries to roll Omerta up for the cover, but before the ref can get down for the count, Syco Boy runs in with a kick to Cyanide to break up the pin attempt. All Hell is breaking loose now, as the Alley Ratz run in to help their team mate and Dave comes out to assist his brother. The four jaw and shove each other while the ref tries to break them up and Cyanide and Omerta make for their corners. Omerta tags in Rick Roll and Twitch jumps over the ropes quickly to receive the tag from Cyanide. Rick and Twitch tie up in the middle of the ring and Rick breaks away, landing a European Uppercut, knocking Twitch down. Rick runs the ropes, and off the rebound goes for a leg drop, but Twitch rolls out of the way as Rick lands on his backside. As Rick gets to his feet, Twitch goes for the top turnbuckle and comes off with a diving crossbody, sticking the landing for the cover. ONE... kickout.

Mark Followill: Not even a one count.

Koko B. Ware: The Alley Ratz have Rick Roll reeling though.

Twitch bounces to his feet, unfazed, and tags in his partner Eddy. Rick is back on his feet, but not for long. He is hit with a double superkick courtesy of the Alley Ratz, drawing "OOOOHHs!" and "AAAAHHs!" from the fans. Eddy goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Rick Roll has been eliminated.

Koko B. Ware: And just that quickly, Rick Roll is out of here.

Mark Followill: And Rick Roll's bad string of luck continues here at Natural Selection.

The ref tries to get Rick Roll clear from the ring and, while his back is turned, Xtreme Team runs in with a Double DDT on Reaper from out of nowhere in an attempt to steal the advantage. Dave quickly ducks out of the ring, leaving his brother Syco to finish Reaper off. Syco wastes no time going to the top rope and comes off with a moonsault. Before Reaper can recover, Syco is back on top, this time coming off with a Syco Star to loud cheers from the crowd. Syco goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Syco hops to his feet, not discouraged, and tags in Dave. The brothers set Reaper up for and execute a ruthless double suplex before Syco vacates the ring. It’s Dave’s turn to hit the top turnbuckle. He gives his brother a “watch this” gesture and comes off with a moonsault of his own, which Syco applauds.

Followill: Xtreme Team has been saving up their energy for this!

Koko: Yawn.

Dave climbs to the second rope this time and comes off with a diving fist, following up with several more closed fist punches. The ref gives him a warning and Dave backs off, going over to jaw with Eddy and Twitch in the opposite corner.

Followill: Dave had better not let Reaper have a minute to breathe.

Dave goes up to the top turnbuckle once again and comes off with a 450 splash. He has waited too long, however, and Reaper has had just enough time to get his wits about him. Reaper rolls out of the way and Dave gets a face full of canvas. Both men are down and their teammates and capacity crowd cheer them on. Dave and Reaper both get to their feet and it is Reaper who has the presence of mind to take advantage with a surprise Reapercutter as the crowd goes "OOOOOHHH!" Instead of going for the cover, Reaper immediately falls for his corner, tagging in Twitch.

Followill: What an exciting match!

Koko: We have only had one elimination so far, luckily it was Rick Roll!

Twitch gets up to the top turnbuckle to await Dave getting vertical. Once Dave is mostly steady on his feet, Twitch comes off with a missile dropkick, but Dave sidesteps it and Twitch crashes. Twitch is on his feet in a flash, but not for long. He is plowed over by a clothesline and, despite getting to his feet a second time, is once again leveled with a reverse DDT. Dave drags Twitch to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. He picks Twitch up as if he is going to slam him, but instead puts him hard into the corner and into a tree of woe.

Followill: This is not going to be anything less than painful, folks.

Dave backs up and attempts a sliding dropkick, but Twitch manages to pull himself up and Dave smashes his legs into the post as the crowd groans as if to feel Dave's pain. Dave grimaces but gets to his feet. Twitch is not able to get down fast enough, and is hit with a dropkick to the back. Twitch falls out of the corner onto the canvas. Dave goes up top. He signals for a Mega Spot.

Koko: This is it! Twitch is done for!

However, just as Dave is about to dismount for the corkscrew shooting star press, Eddy charges the corner. Dave manages to launch, but is off balance and can’t execute the move correctly. He barely clips his target and takes and awkward landing, making everyone in the room gasp.

Koko: I think he broke his neck!

Followill: The ref is checking on him, and is signaling that Dave is alright. Thank goodness!

Now confident that Dave is not seriously injured, the ref starts a ten count. Syco and Omerta stomp on the apron, trying to get the crowd riled in favor of their teammate. Reaper, Cyanide and Eddy have their hands outstretched as far as they can in the direction of their teammate. Finally, both men make it to their feet. Dave charges at Twitch, but Twitch snaps off a DDT. Twitch gets to his feet and lunges for Eddy, signaling for the end. Eddy gets Dave into a wheelbarrow position and Twitch, despite being worn down at this point, climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Twitch comes off with a splash to the back of Dave to execute the 420 Dropzone. Twitch rolls out of the ring, exhausted, allowing Eddy to make the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Dave Mason has been eliminated!

Followill: Reaper’s Wrath is dominating!

Koko: Strength, Honor, Respect is left with two members right now; Omerta and Syco. They have quite the up-hill battle to fight.

As Eddy celebrates, Syco gets up on the top turnbuckle and, when Eddy turns around to see who will replace Dave in the ring, Syco flies off with a cross body.

Followill: Well, that’s one way to make an entrance.

Syco grabs Eddy by the head and executes a Syco Crazy. Syco covers. ONE... TWO... Eddy kicks out.

Koko: Syco tried for the quick revenge, but Eddy still has too much energy.

Both men get to their feet and tie up in the middle of the ring. Eddy breaks the tie-up and nails Syco with a spinning heel kick. Syco teeters, but doesn’t go down. Eddy hops up on his shoulders with a hurricanrana, pulling Syco hard into the canvas. Eddy tags in his Alley Ratz partner and they launch off with Double Asai moonsaults to the amazement of the crowd. Twitch, now the legal man, stays in the ring to make the cover. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Twitch shakes his head in frustration, hoping to have eliminated the other half of Xtreme Team. Twitch picks Syco up by the head and whips him into the ropes. Syco ducks Twitch’s boot attempt and comes off the opposite ropes with a hard spear, driving Twitch into the canvas hard. Syco, seemingly without thought, locks Twitch into a Sharpshooter to a big pop from the crowd. Twitch is too close to the ropes, however, and it doesn’t take long for him to reach them. Syco releases the submission and drops an elbow into Twitch’s back. Syco grabs Twitch and hauls him to his feet, signaling for the end. Syco tries to set Twitch up for a Syco Drop, but Twitch powers out and surprises Syco with a standing dropkick. Twitch goes immediately for the top rope, coming off with a Faygo Splash. Syco rolls out of the way and Twitch eats canvas. Having had enough, Syco drags himself over to his corner to tag in Omerta. Omerta drags Twitch to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Somehow, Twitch manages the energy to snap off an enziguri. Omerta is quickly to his feet, while Twitch struggles to his. Twitch is hit with a Mark Jindrak style dropkick. Omerta picks Twitch up once again and signals for the end. He nails Twitch with a Sacrament.

Mark Followill: That should do it! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Twitch has been eliminated!

Followill: Finally, Omerta’s team gets an elimination over their opponents!

Koko: But it’s still 3 on 2, and Syco is quite worn out. How long can they last?

Eddy runs in to replace his Alley Ratz partner. Omerta catches him with several knife edge chops, following up with an Olympic style sweep. Once Eddy is grounded, Omerta slaps on a seated abdominal stretch. Seeing his teammate in trouble, Cyanide steps through the ropes to help, but doesn’t need to proceed any further. This is all it takes for Omerta to get distracted and drop his hold on Eddy. Omerta gets up to confront his enemy, but Cyanide smirks and steps back through the ropes. Omerta turns around right into a DDT, courtesy of Eddy.

Followill: Cyanide sure knows how to get in the head of Omerta.

Koko: Now is not the time for Omerta to get distracted by head games. He has a team to save!

Eddy follows up with a swinging neckbreaker for the cover. ONE... TWO... Omerta gets the shoulder up. Eddy is frustrated, and gets in the ref’s face for counting too slowly. This allows Omerta just enough time to tag in Syco. Eddy hasn’t noticed the change over in men until he turns around to find that Omerta has suddenly morphed into Syco Boy, who nails him with a brutal looking jawbreaker. Syco grabs Eddy around the waist and hits a German suplex. He holds on, drags Eddy up, and snaps off a second German suplex. Syco holds on once more as the crowd cheers. Syco executes a third and final German suplex. Syco hops to his feet and runs his thumb across his throat. Eddy is mostly to his feet and Syco is ready to capitalize. He sets Eddy up for and executes the Syco Clash to a big pop from the crowd. Syco goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Cyanide runs in to try for the save, but Omerta is ready for it and intercepts him... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Eddy has been eliminated!

Followill: We are back to even numbers, folks!

Koko: I hate to say it, but what a comeback for Strength, Honor, Respect!

Chaos has ensued in the ring, with Syco Boy getting caught up in the Omerta and Cyanide brawl. This brings in Reaper, and all four remaining men brawl with each other while the ref demands that order be restored. Finally, we are left with Syco Boy and Cyanide in the ring. Cyanide is still distracted by Omerta, who is exiting the ring, and is surprised by Syco, who springboards off the ropes with a hurricanrana. Syco goes to the top and comes off with a Frog Splash, but Cyanide gets out of the way just in time. Cyanide rolls around and locks Syco into an STF. Syco holds on valiantly while the crowd cheers him on. Cyanide pulls back even more, and Syco has no choice but to tap out.

Monica Deluca: Syco Boy has been eliminated!

Followill: Omerta is the lone survivor on his team, folks!

Koko: It looks like Reaper and Cyanide will prevail!

Followill: I wouldn’t count Omerta out just yet!

The ref is trying to get Syco out of the ring as Omerta gets in the ring to replace him. Cyanide is moving toward his corner to tag in Reaper, giving up the opportunity to beat Omerta again in order to have a fresh man in the ring. The ref’s back is still turned, and, as Cyanide is stepping back onto the apron, Omerta, with a smirk on his face, rudely gestures to him. Cyanide comes back into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with his foe. Omerta, still smirking, stares down his enemy. Suddenly, Omerta takes a step back and, before Cyanide realizes what’s going on, spits a mouthful of green mist in Cyanides face to a deafening pop from the crowd! As if this has all be happening in slow motion and all at once the tape is playing back at normal speed, Cyanide grabs his face and rolls out of the ring, the ref turns around to the match at hand, and Reaper grabs Omerta, hauling him over for a release German suplex. Cyanide is freaking out on the outside, trying to claw the green substance away from his eyes and screaming out in pain.

Followill: Cyanide just got a taste of his own medicine!

Koko: That’s cheating!

Reaper comes off with a springboard kick for Omerta, grounding him long enough to go to the top for a Frog Splash, but not long enough that Omerta stays down. Reaper misses the splash, but isn’t badly affected. Both Omerta and Reaper get to their feet. Omerta nails Reaper with a kick to the gut and snaps off a Dangerous DDT. Omerta, desperate to hold on, drags Reaper up and signals for his finisher. He nails Reaper with the 11th Hour to a big pop.

Followill: See? Omerta still has plenty of gas left in his tank! He just pulled off the impossible!

Koko: But he cheated!

Omerta goes for the pin as the crowd cheer in excitement. ONE... TWO...

Followill: WHAT THE…!?

Koko: YES!!

The ref suddenly is pulled to the outside violently by a very angry Cyanide. The ref hits his head on the apron on the way down, knocking him senseless. The fans let out a cry somewhere between shock and disgust. Omerta turns around, not realizing what has just happened, right into Cyanide and The Last Breath!

Followill: Omerta had Reaper eliminated!

Koko: Clearly not, Followill. Look at him! He’s unconscious!

Cyanide pulls Reaper, who is still the legal man, over Omerta, and throws the ref back into the ring. The ref, groggy, makes the count. ONE....... TWO...... THREE! The crowd boos as "Into the Fire" blares over the PA.

Ring Announcer: Omerta has been eliminated! The survivors are Soul Reaper and Cyanide!

Followill: I cannot believe this!

Cyanide helps Reaper get out of the ring as Syco Boy, Dave and Rick Roll come back down to the ring in anger. Cyanide, still with green all over his face, and Reaper raise each other’s hands, laughing, as Eddy and Twitch join them at the entranceway to congratulate them for moving on in the tournament.[/b][/color]

[Hollywood]

The scene opens up in a Dark Room. There is a man standing in the middle of the room, covered in a long , black mantel. He has long black hair and a pair of blue eyes that seem to pierce the darkness through and through.

The man looks at the camera for some instants. And than starts speaking in a low yet rough tone


The world we see all around us day after day, nothing seems to change, yet, at the same time, everything changes. Small things, insignificant, you don't ever even notice them. But one small event, combines with another. Endlessly, little changes form together, to create something overwhelming, something that makes you stop and stare. Something that makes you think. Something new.

I see the world around me, the beauty, and the beast. A beautiful, unspoilt, golden vale in the countryside, a decimated, war-torn city in the Middle East. And I wonder. Why does man do this? Why must we take the natural beauty of this planet, why must we destroy it? Why must we ravage and tear at a world so beautiful, one we inherit through endless generations, and one which will be inherited by endless generations after our passing.

What will be left of it all? Will the beauty and splendour of the countryside, the reefs of the ocean, the snow-capped mountains, be destroyed in the name of soulless industry, the God that created all of this for us, replaced by the God of money, fame and wealth? Is there any hope at all left for us mortals, or shall we march mindlessly towards the destruction of all things we hold precious?

Afterall, we're only human. And human beings do one thing better than anything else. We make mistakes. And we make a lot of mistakes, setting off a chain reaction. In our efforts to preserve ourselves, to grant us longer life, if we're wealthy that is, look what we do to those beneath us, our fellow man. They say we are all born with an conscience. Looking at the world today, I would have to dispute that notion.

The world I see before me is filled with greed, corruption, fear, hate. For a race of beings that claims itself compassionate, caring, we rarely see it. When we do, is it real? No. Insincerity plagues us like an endless curse. We're only sincere with one another when it suits us, when it serves to better our situation, when there is a profit to be made. I see it all the time.

Streets are lined, all day, everyday, businessmen and women, out for nothing other than money, people who don't even know their own childs name. Vendors on the sidewalks, attempting to force their useless crap down your throats, looking to make a quick buck. Performance artists, looking to make their money. That's all people care about, money.

"Money is the root of all evil." As I look at the world, and I see all of that evil, I can't help but agree. Clichéd as it may be, it's completely true. When was the last time you saw a billionaire give a homeless man a couple thousand dollars, rather than the measly fifty cents the homeless would only receive on an extremely rare occasion? Have you ever seen it happen? No, I didn't think so.

Set your sights northward, and press on. Cast aside your greed, and focus on all that surrounds you, to build a better future, not only for yourself, but for the people around you, the same who you claim to love, and for future generations. Build for a brighter tomorrow. If only it was that simple. When it's all said and done, and the time for judgment is nigh, what exactly will you have to say for yourself?

"Well..I, uhh, didn't kill anyone." What else? Perhaps you didn't commit any of the seven deadly sins, but there's more to life than not sinning. There's also what's called "good deeds", something most people in the world today don't seem to have ever heard about. And yet, they remain perched high, with their holier than thou attitudes. Don't make me sick. At least I know that I'm a sinner.

I've accepted the man that I've become, and what I do best. What I do best is, hurting those who try to defy me , with the sole mission to cause pain. At least...that's how it would seem to the uneducated laymen, and, I admit, to the most intelligent of psychologists. But that isn't my reasoning, no. The reason I hurt people isn't to see them hurt.

It's to wake them up. Wake up, and smell the coffee. Look at what's just happened to you. You're lying in a pool of your own blood, you're banged up, you're bruised. What are you thinking about now? Is it your big fat paycheck that's waiting for you once you clear the cobwebs? Is it your Porsche sitting in the parking lot? Or is it the sudden realization that you almost lost it, that which at one point you never even knew you had.

Your life. Your soul. Because without it, there is no pay for the beatings you take. There is no fancy car, there is no mansion, and there certainly is no more cheap women. Nothing in life is certain, and that's a fact. But neither is what happens when we pass away. Ask yourself, do you believe in God? Let's say that your opinion is right. Let's explore the scenarios.

You live the life of sin, and there is a God. Sure, your sins were small, but they were many. As you suffer forever in Hell, think to yourself, was it all worth the endless pain that you've now inflicted upon yourself? Was it worth those times you lusted, was it worth the petty thefts? Let's say there is no God. Is that really the way you want to be known forever? As someone who's life was revolved around one thing; greed.

Is that what you want, not to be looked at in the positive, but in the negative? That's how you wish to be remembered? Fair enough, if you wish to be forever known as scum, that's your choice. But it doesn't make anything easier for you, oh no.

On occasion, in this business, along comes a man. And this man changes the face of the company for which he works, forever bending it and twisting it in his own image, becoming it's flagship name, the man that puts the butts in the seats, and who forever engrains himself, as the best that the company has ever had to offer.

I am that man! The crap that is SNW has been forever in the search of the name that could carry the company in new, unreachable heights. Well that man is now here, so don’t worry, this shitty piece of place will now know the splendor and magnificence it has never known before.

My name is Noir and I am the only true Superstar to ever have graced this dumb place.

The scene fades to black[/b][/color]

[Hollywood]

Camera switches back to the broadcast table.

Mark Followill: Seems that Sports Nutz Wrestling has had an influx of free agent signings.

Koko B. Ware: Well earlier it was proclaimed that Mike Rutherford was going to be SNW's hero. Now we have Noir coming in saying he'll be the man to put butts in seats. SNW definitely won't have a shortage of egos, that's for sure.

The camera zooms onto the briefcase that is hanging above the ring. There are ladders set down the aisle, and tables set down on each side of the ring on the floor.

Mark Followill: It's all come down to this. Four teams will be represented in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match to determine which team will receive title shots here in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Koko B. Ware: Without question, the advantage has to go to the team of Sean O'Brien and Viper. They've had the most time to rest while waiting for this match.

Mark Followill: But you have to factor in the rift that seemed to have developed after Adriana Samu turned her back on the Tru Playas and joined forces with the Ultimate SINner.

Koko B. Ware: I'll give you that, but Sean O'Brien did say that as long as Viper didn't screw him over, everything would be fine. And I don't think Viper would be as stupid as Wench and Gory showed themselves to be by bowing out of this match.

Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" booms over the PA as the crowd cheers wildly. Wench and Goryokaku, holding their Texas Tag Team Championships over their shoulders, walk down to the ring as Tanya Adams follows behind them.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the special guest commentators for this match, the Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!

Gory and Wench take their seats and put on their headsets. Tanya sits down in Gory's lap as he puts his arms around her.

Gory: Good evening gentlemen.

Mark Followill: Good evening, Gory and Wench. Hey, Koko, what was that you were saying about the Texas Tag Team Champions being stupid?

Koko B. Ware: I don't know what you're talking about.

Wench: Oh please. Gory and I heard you while we were watching the show on the monitors.

Koko B. Ware: Oh, because I'm black you accuse me of calling you two stupid!

Gory: No, the fact that you said we're stupid is why we're accusing you of calling us stupid.

"Sinner" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos tremendously loud as Viper and Sean O'Brien appear from behind the curtain.

Monica Deluca: The following is the TLC match to determine which team will receive title shots in SNW. First, the team of Viper and Sean O'Brien!

Viper and Sean make their way down to the ring as the crowd continues to boo them. They enter the ring as "Sinner" dies down. "Inside the Fire" booms over the PA, and the crowd mostly cheers, although a few boos are mixed in, as Soul Reaper and Cyanide, holding his Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder, appear from behind the curtain and make their way down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Introducing the team of Soul Reaper and the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide!

Mark Followill: Two men who are certainly no strangers to you two.

Wench: We've been on both sides of the tracks with these two, and if there's anybody I'd put money on in this match, it would be Soul Reaper and Cyanide.

Reaper and Cyanide enter the ring as "Inside the Fire" dies down. "Thunderstruck" hits, and the crowd boos as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy appear from behind the curtain and walk down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Introducing the team of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy!

Gory: These two didn't get along so well toward the end of their match. I don't see them winning this.

Koko B. Ware: I don't know. Stranger things have happened. Take the fact that you and Wench are the Texas Tag Team Champions, for instance.

Gory: We really have to sit with this clown for this match?

Mark Followill: And I thought Jason Martel was a pain.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on, lighten up a little.

Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy argue for a bit before rolling their eyes at each other and entering the ring as "Thunderstruck" dies down. "Divine" booms over the loudspeakers, and the crowd boos in unison as Dredd walks from behind the entranceway and saunters down to the ring.

Monica Deluca: And introducing "The Monster," Dredd!

Gory: Now this is someone who I see big things for here in Sports Nutz Wrestling. He's the only man here in SNW that I know of that's actually bigger than the current Texas Champion, Hellspawn.

Mark Followill: And he's wrestling this match all by himself after he knocked out his own partner, Xavier Serikaz.

Koko B. Ware: He's definitely going to be a target for everyone else in this match.

Before Dredd can even enter the ring, Criss Cassidy comes running and jumps up in the air, flying over and clearing the ropes, but Dredd catches him. Dredd runs over and smashes Cassidy backfirst into the post, dropping him to the mat. Kid Thunder catches Dredd off guard with a baseball slide to the face, staggering the Monster back. Kid Thunder then climbs to the top turnbuckle as Dredd shakes out the proverbial cobwebs.

Mark Followill: Kid Thunder going up in the air, but Dredd catches him and powerslams him down hard to the mat!

Wench: That pig is flatter than a pancake.

Kid Thunder seems to be out of it as Dredd attempts to enter the ring. But Viper and Sean O'Brien have other plans, as they meet Dredd with stiff right hand punches. But their punches don't have much effect as Dredd shakes it off, grabs Viper and Sean by their heads and smashes them together with a double noggin knocker. Dredd enters the ring, stepping over the top rope, and is met with a double dropkick from Reaper and Cyanide, which staggers the Monster. Reaper and Cyanide run and rebound off the ropes, but Dredd knocks them down with a double clothesline. Dredd stands tall, raising his arms in the air as the crowd boos him out of the building.

Koko B. Ware: I think now would be a good time for Hellspawn to just leave SNW, as the real monster has arrived, and his name is Dredd.

Gory: We'll just see what happens when the day comes that Hellspawn faces Dredd.

Dredd turns around, only for Criss Cassidy to come flying off the top turnbuckle out of nowhere and nailing him in the head with a steel chair, staggering the Monster around. Cassidy winds up and nails Dredd with another sick chair shot as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!" One more chair shot, and Dredd goes down to one knee. Another chair shot, and Dredd finally goes down and is bleeding from the forehead.

Mark Followill: And now the Monster has been busted wide open!

Wench: Criss Cassidy can't let up now.

Koko B. Ware: If I were Criss, I'd be grabbing a ladder and climbing it as fast as I could.

Gory: He still has several other guys to worry about though, all of whom are coming to.

Cassidy turns around, only for Soul Reaper to throw a steel chair right smack into his head, knocking him down! On the outside, Cyanide goes to grab a ladder and brings it into the ring. Reaper grabs a hold of it and sets it up. They both climb it to make sure that one of them can reach the briefcase. Viper is back up and he pushes the ladder over, causing Reaper and Cyanide to fall off, but they catch themselves and land on their hands and feet. Reaper's not up for long though as Sean grabs him and delivers a Trapping Suplex. Sean is up, and Cyanide catches him with a flurry of stiff knife edge chops as the crowd shouts "WOOOOO!" with each chop.

Mark Followill: My God! Sean O'Brien's chest is beat red from those chops!

Koko B. Ware: But Sean's answering back with a flurry of chops to Cyanide's chest!

Gory: Look out!

Mark Followill: Kid Thunder out of nowhere nails Cyanide from in the back of the head with a missile dropkick from the top rope, and in the process takes down Sean O'Brien after Cyanide falls into him.

Wench: Look who's back up!

Mark Followill: The Monster, Dredd, grabs Alex Daniels by the throat, but Alex answers with a low kick to the groin!

Viper and Reaper have had their own struggle, with Viper choking Reaper over the ropes, then slamming him backward down to the canvas. Dredd sees the downed ladder and picks it up and places his head into one of the slots, the ladder now resting on his shoulder. He spins the ladder around, knocking down Viper. Sean O'Brien back up, but he's right back down courtesy of Dredd spinning around with the ladder on his shoulder. Dredd spins around and nails Kid Thunder with the ladder, knocking him down. Soul Reaper back up, but goes right back down courtesy of the ladder. Cyanide back up, but he goes down courtesy of the ladder as well. Dredd finally takes the ladder off his shoulder and holds it out in front of him. Before he can put it down, Criss Cassidy comes from out of nowhere and springboards off the top rope and dropkicks the ladder into Dredd's face, knocking him down to the canvas as the crowd "OOOOHHs!" and "AAAAHHs!" in response.

Gory: This is Criss Cassidy's chance here, with everyone down on the mat.

Koko B. Ware: Goozle!

Mark Followill: Viper lifts Criss Cassidy up by the throat, and throws him down to the canvas.

Wench: This is one of the toughest matches to be in, especially with so many people in the match. You think you have it under control, and bam! Out of nowhere someone knocks your lights out.

Viper goes to the outside as the crowd chants "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!" Viper grabs a table and places it on the ring apron, but Kid Thunder nails a baseball slide into the table, slamming it into Viper's face and knocking down to the floor. Kid Thunder grabs a hold of the table and sets it up in the ring. Unbeknownst to him, however, Soul Reaper has gotten back up. Kid Thunder turns around, and Reaper slams him down with a high angle exploder suplex. Outside the ring, Cyanide grabs another ladder and brings it into the ring, laying it down.

Mark Followill: Cyanide back in the ring, and Sean O'Brien slams him down hard with a Flatliner onto the ladder!

Dredd sees the table that's been set up as he picks himself up. He walks over and picks up Cyanide, but Reaper comes from out of nowhere and nails Dredd with a leg lariat, knocking the Monster back into the corner as he falls on his backside in a seated position in the corner.

Mark Followill: Reaper turning around, and Criss Cassidy damn near takes his head off with that roundhouse kick!

Koko B. Ware: It goes without saying, but you definitely need eyes in the back of your head in a match like this.

Viper back to his feet, but Kid Thunder again goes for a baseball slide. Viper is ready for him though and sidesteps him as Kid Thunder lands on his feet on the floor. Before Kid Thunder can catch himself, Viper kicks him in the gut and nails him with a piledriver on the floor as the crowd goes "OOOOOHHHH!" Criss Cassidy comes running through the ropes and takes Viper down with a suicide dive. Dredd picks himself up and goes to the top turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: What in the world is Dredd thinking?!

Gory: He's thinking that he's going to pull out all the stops to try to win this match. After all, he's fighting by himself.

Dredd off the top turnbuckle and crashes down onto Kid Thunder, Viper and Crissy Cassidy with a flying clothesline to the outside. All four men are staggering up, but out of nowhere, clearing over the ropes comes Sean O'Brien, knocking down everyone, even himself, with a somersault senton plancha. Cyanide takes his turn and climbs to the top turnbuckle and turns himself so that his back is to everyone as they get back up.

Mark Followill: Cyanide off the top turnbuckle with a moonsault onto everyone outside the ring as this capacity crowd goes crazy!

Soul Reaper takes his turn and dives through the ropes, taking down everyone with his version of a suicide dive. Criss Cassidy decides he's going to top everyone by picking up one of the ladders, and setting it up against the ropes as if it were a ramp. He then grabs the other ladder, rebounds off the ropes on the other side, runs up the ramp-style ladder, 450 flips in the air while holding onto the ladder and crashing the ladder onto everyone below right as they get up, and he crashes on top of the ladder upon landing. Everyone is down as the crowd shouts "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Koko B. Ware: I hope God was with Criss on that occasion, otherwise he could be dead!

Mark Followill: Along with everyone else!

Gory: Whoever can be the first one to get up will have a huge advantage!

Wench: Whoever can be the first one to get up will most likely win the match for his team as they'll have first crack at climbing the ladder.

Several wrestlers are now busted wide open. Among the men wearing the crimson mask are Sean O'Brien, Viper and Soul Reaper. Kid Thunder is the first one back to his feet as he slowly rolls into the ring. He grabs a hold of the ladder that was used as a ramp and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He inches his way up the ladder, trying to reach for the briefcase.

Mark Followill: Just another couple of steps and Alex Daniels can finally get the title shot he's been demanding for over several months here in SNW.

Koko B. Ware: Whoa! Cyanide just ran up the ladder and spewed that green mist into Kid Thunder's face, causing him to fall off the ladder!

Kid Thunder flails about, holding his eyes and screaming in agony as green mist covers his face. Kid Thunder runs to the back, seemingly never to be heard from again in this match. Sean O'Brien has picked himself up and has located a steel chair underneath the ring. He brings it in with him and knocks Kid Thunder out with a vile chair shot to the head. Right when Cyanide is about to grab the briefcase, Sean O'Brien is able to get a second wind and run up the ladder. He grabs Cyanide by the head and slams him facefirst on the top of the ladder, then places him over his shoulder.

Gory: I hate to think what Sean O'Brien has in mind for the Von Erich Memorial Champion.

Mark Followill: Celtic Cross off the ladder!

Wench: But Sean took himself out as well!

Koko B. Ware: We seem to have action going on outside the ring as well.

Outside the ring, Soul Reaper grabs Criss Cassidy from behind and brings him down with a Soulnado on the floor. Dredd and Viper are back up, duking it out, exchanging lefts and rights before Dredd finally takes over with a huge kick to the groin, followed by a vertical suplex on the floor. Dredd rolls back into the ring, but Sean O'Brien is back up and stomps away at him in an attempt to keep him down. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Reaper has set up a table, then finds another ladder and sets it up. He picks up Cassidy and places him onto the table, punching away at him to make sure he stays put on the table. Reaper then proceeds to climb up the ladder as the crowd's cheers become louder and louder with anticipation for what Reaper has in store.

Mark Followill: Oh good lord! Don't do this, Reaper!

Koko B. Ware: He can't be thinking with a full deck!

Gory: This doesn't look good for either Soul Reaper or Criss Cassidy.

Reaper climbs to the top of the ladder and immediately jumps off, crashing onto Cassidy and through the table with a Phoenix Splash, and both men are unconscious as the crowd shouts "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Inside the ring, Cyanide and Sean O'Brien try to work together, hitting Dredd in the back with clubbing blows, but he grabs them both by the throat and chokeslams both of them through the table set up in the ring as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!" With O'Brien and Cyanide crumpled together, Dredd picks up the ladder and sets it up.

Mark Followill: Dredd setting the ladder up, but Viper is back in the ring.

Koko B. Ware: It's down to the two big men in SNW!

Viper charges at Dredd with a clothesline, but Dredd ducks. Viper turns around and Dredd kicks him in the gut. Dredd whips Viper into the corner and follows in with an avalanche. Dredd doesn't give Viper a chance to recover as he sets Viper up on the top turnbuckle. Dredd climbs to the middle turnbuckle, his back to the canvas.

Mark Followill: Dredd nails the Concrete Piledriver on the Ultimate SINner!

Dredd looks down at the carnage around him and sees all the bodies that are strewn about. A smile comes over his face as he walks over to the ladder that has been set up. He climbs the ladder and makes it up high enough, and grabs the briefcase as the bell sounds and the crowd boos loudly.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen! Your winner of Natural Selection, "The Monster" Dredd!

Mark Followill: Dredd has won Natural Selection!

Koko B. Ware: Gory, Wench, he's looking toward you two!

Gory: Well I guess he wants to play a game, doesn't he. Watch what you wish for, big man.

Mark Followill: Fans, for everyone here at Sports Nutz Wrestling and TCU, thank you for watching Natural Selection, and be sure to join us on November 15 at Midnight for Guys Night Out, only on FX!

Dredd holds the briefcase triumphantly over his head as the show fades to black.