It's Christmas Dammit!- Arlington, TX

[Hollywood]

Shot to a very stereotypically looking left-wing type person standing at a podium, preaching about "tolerance," and giving praises for Christmas trees being called "Holiday Trees" and talking about how he looks forward to spending time with his kids while they're out on "Winter Break." Out of nowhere, the Williams Brothers smash the politically correct pansy on both sides of his head with a conchairto. They shout "IT'S CHRISTMAS DAMMIT!" "Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch" plays as a voiceover announcer says "And now, SNW and Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket present: It's Christmas Dammit!"

Shot opens inside Texas Hall at UTA in Arlington, TX. The building is sold out, and the camera pans around to see all the screaming fans. The camera then pans down to the announce table, where Mark Bishop and Jason Martel are sitting by.

Mark Bishop: Emanating from Texas Hall off the campus of UTA in Arlington, Texas, home of the UTA Mavericks, SNW and Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket present It's Christmas Dammit! I'm Mark Bishop, along with Jason Martel.

Jason Martel: Well let me just say that it's nice not to have to carry that blowhard windbag, Mark Followill, for once. Maybe his Dallas Mavericks schedule will keep him from calling SNW Onslaught for the time being.

Mark Bishop: Well we have a stacked card for you fans at home, and we're going to kick it off with the first of three title defenses!

"Rawkfist" blasts over the PA, and the crowd cheers wildly as the camera pans around in an attempt to find Xtreme Team. After a few seconds, the camera fixes in on Syco Boy, Dave Mason and Sara Cannady, who are walking through the crowd, high fiving and slapping hands with the fans.

Harry Sachs: This contest is set for one fall and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, and is set for a 30 minute time limit! First, accompanied to the ring by Sara Cannady, weighing in at a combined weight of 465 pounds, the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team!

Mark Bishop: It's do or die time for Xtreme Team, a team that many say may have surpassed the Hardys.

Jason Martel: Well that's not saying much.

Mark Bishop: Oh come on!

Syco, Dave and Sara enter the ring, playing to the cheering crowd as "Rawkfist" dies down. Sara goes to the outside as Syco and Dave await the arrival of their opponents. The lights go out, and Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" begins to play as the crowd boos, however a few cheers are mixed in. Some red lights slowly begin to illuminate the arena, and Goryokaku and Wench, with Tanya Adams walking behind them, step out from behind the entrance curtain and begin their walk down the aisle as they proudly wear their SNW Texas Tag Team belts around their waists.

Harry Sachs: Their opponents, representing the Dark Ones and being accompanied by Tanya Adams, they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku and Wench!

Mark Bishop: It seems that more and more fans have been booing the members of the Dark Ones as of late.

Jason Martel: Just goes to show you that the people who populate Dallas/Fort Worth are nothing but fairweather fans. Now they're "tired" of having Wench and Goryokaku as the tag team champions, so they boo them. Seriously, where's the logic in that?!

Gory stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer, whilst Tanya and Wench make their way into the ring. They wait for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing up the steps slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side, then raising his hands so people can see he snaps his fingers and the lights flash to normal as the cover version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" dies down. Tanya gives Gory a good luck kiss then goes to the outside. Gory and Wench take their championship belts off and hand them to referee Mike Croft, and he shows them to Xtreme Team, then holds the belts up in the air.

Mark Bishop: Here we go. Xtreme Team looking to finally win the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, championships they've been trying to win since Dave arrived in SNW to watch his brother's back.

Jason Martel: Well I guess Dave hasn't been doing a good job if Syco has to bring his wife into SNW.

Mark Bishop: You want me to get these guys on your case?

Jason Martel: Oh please. These guys couldn't beat me on my best day. I mean, I was trained by the Sports Nutz after all.

Mark Bishop: No wonder you're at the broadcast table and not the ring.

Wench and Syco Boy start it off in the ring. Syco and Wench lock up, with Syco gaining the upper hand with a side headlock. Wench backs Syco into the ropes and shoots him off to the ropes on the opposite side. She goes down to the canvas on her stomach as Syco rebounds off the ropes and jumps over her, running back to the ropes he was shot off of as Wench shoots back up. Syco off the ropes, and Wench leapfrogs over him, but he stops himself right behind her. Wench turns around, and Syco nails her with a dropkick. Wench gets back to her feet, but Syco catches her in a bearhug and takes her down with a side belly to belly suplex, followed up by a quick cover. ONE... Syco only gets a one count as Wench quickly kicks out. Syco goes to pick up Wench, but she slaps him hard in the face, followed up by a series of knife edge chops.

WOOOOOOO!

Syco counters with a series of knife edge chops of his own, however.

WOOOOOOO!

Wench halts Syco's momentum with a poke to the eye.

Jason Martel: Haha! One of my trademark moves, poking your opponent in the eyes.

Mark Bishop: And the referee admonishing Wench about it.

Jason Martel: Why bother? I mean, have you ever seen anyone actually disqualified for poking their opponent in the eye, or gouging their eyes?

Wench picks Syco up and brings him down with a sidewalk slam. Wench gets back to her feet and stomps away at Syco, followed up by an elbow drop. Wench picks Syco up by the head and tags in Goryokaku. They whip Syco into the ropes, and when he comes off the rebound, they throw him up in the air and slam him down with a double flapjack, face-first on the mat. Gory follows up with kicks to Syco's thigh, not giving him a chance to get up. Gory picks Syco up, but Syco fights back with a series of forearm shots to Gory's face, followed up by a sitout jawbreaker that sends Gory down to the mat on his back. Syco performs a hedgehog-like roll and makes a tag to Dave Mason as Gory picks himself up, holding his jaw. Dave runs in and nails Gory with a dropkick, knocking Gory back down. Dave follows up, hitting Gory with an elbow drop, using his left elbow.

Mark Bishop: Looks like Goryokaku may have underestimated Xtreme Team.

Jason Martel: It's early in the match. We'll see how they fare as the match wears on.

Dave follows the elbow drop with an attempted leg drop, but Gory rolls out of the way and Dave misses, crashing on the mat. Dave holds the small of his back as Gory picks him up and takes him right back down with a vertical suplex. Gory makes a tag to Wench, and the two pick Dave up by the head and whip him into the ropes. But Dave catches his momentum and springboards off the ropes, performs a backflip and nails Gory and Wench both with inverted DDTs in one fluid motion!

Mark Bishop: What an outstanding counter by Dave Mason!

Jason Martel: The Texas Tag Team Titles just may be in jeopardy tonight!

Mark Bishop: And here's an interesting note. Xtreme Team is fighting for the very same belts that at one time were held by another team known as Team Extreme.

Jason Martel: Yeah, the original Team Extreme consisting of the "Death Valley Demon" Kit Carson and "Kutthroat" Khris Germany, not those lousy thieves that Xtreme Team emulates.

Dave makes the tag to Syco Boy as Sara cheers her team on, and Tanya pounds the mat for Wench and Gory to get up. Dave and Syco catch Gory, nailing him with a Double DDT, causing him to roll out of the ring. Wench is back up, but Dave and Syco catch her with a Double Vertical Suplex, and Dave goes back to his corner. Syco hits a leg drop on Wench, then runs the ropes. Off the rebound, he does a hedgehog-like roll, jumps up in the air off the mat and lands a senton on Wench.

Mark Bishop: Rolling Thunder on Wench.

Jason Martel: Xtreme Team is giving the champions all they can handle and then some right now.

Wench gets back to her feet, but Syco kick sweeps her off her feet, crashing her backfirst onto the mat. Syco quickly grabs Wench's left foot to lift her leg up, then drives his right elbow into Wench's left leg. He picks her leg back up, and again drives his elbow into her leg, then wraps his legs around her right leg in an attempt to make her submit, but she gouges him in the eyes, breaking up the hold. She's favoring her leg just a little bit as she picks herself up. Syco is back to his feet, but Wench musters enough strength in her legs to run and nail Syco with a running bulldog. Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Before Syco has a chance to get back to his feet, Wench grabs him in a go behind, hoists him up and slams him down with a German suplex pin.

Mark Bishop: German suplex! ONE... TWO... And Syco finds a way to kick out.

Jason Martel: It's going to take more than some basic wrestling maneuvers to put either team away in this match. In fact, it'll most likely take one of these two teams making a mistake for the match to end.

Wench can't believe that Syco kicked out. Angry, she doesn't give Syco a chance to get up and grabs his head, banging it against the canvas as he screams out in pain. She makes the tag to Gory. Gory and Wench both whip Syco into the ropes. Off the rebound, they catch him and hoist him up for what looks to be a double hiptoss, but they catch him before he can be slammed down and turn it into a double powerbomb.

Mark Bishop: Great tag team wrestling by Gory and Wench.

Jason Martel: That's why they are the champions.

Gory attempts to lock in a figure four leg lock on Syco, but Syco rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out. Gory approaches Syco, but Syco takes him down face-first with a drop toe hold, and Syco makes the tag to Dave, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Gory picks himself up. Gory turns around to see Dave diving off the top turnbuckle to attempt a top rope spinning wheel kick, but Gory catches Dave and slams him down with a modified powerbomb in one fluid motion.

OOOOHHHH!

Gory with a cover. ONE... TWO... Dave gets the shoulder up. Gory picks Dave up and whips him into the corner. Gory charges in, but Dave puts his right foot up, nailing Gory in the face. Dave grabs Gory by the head and hops onto the second turnbuckle, spins around and plants Gory's head into the mat with a Tornado DDT. Dave with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench breaks up the pin attempt, and the ref admonishes her as she goes back to her corner. Dave picks Gory up and whips him into the ropes. Dave ducks his head down for a back body drop, but it's a bit too early as Gory rebounds off the ropes and takes Dave down with a swinging neckbreaker, then follows up with a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco breaks up the pin.

Jason Martel: Looks like Dave is starting to struggle now.

Mark Bishop: Gory and Wench are cutting the ring in half now, making things difficult for Dave Mason.

Gory makes a tag to Wench, who nails Dave with a series of knife edge chops into his chest right after he gets up. With Dave up against the ropes, Wench pulls his shirt over his head and nails him with a thunderously loud overhand slap to the chest!

OOOOHHHH!

Dave hops all about, screaming out in pain. Wench grabs him by the head and takes him down with a DDT, then goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... Syco runs in and breaks it up again. Wench picks Dave up and attempts to whip him into the corner, but he reverses the whip. But Wench catches her momentum, jumps up to the top turnbuckle and comes flying off the top rope, knocking Dave down with a Whisper in the Wind. Wench looks over at the turnbuckle, and decides to go up once more.

Mark Bishop: Wench may be going to the well once too often here.

Jason Martel: It's high risk, but it's also high reward.

Wench is up on the top turnbuckle and performs the cutthroat taunt. She flies off the top rope, attempting a Five Star Frog Splash, but Dave rolls out of the way and Wench crashes onto the canvas. Sara pounds the mat, the crowd stomping their feet in rhythm with her as they cheer Dave on to roll over and make a tag. Tanya and Gory shout at Wench to get up and make a tag as well.

Mark Bishop: It's anyone's match right now!

Jason Martel: As much as I don't like Xtreme Team, I have to admit that this could indeed be their night if Dave can make a tag.

Wench makes the tag to Gory, and he runs in, but not before Dave makes the tag to Syco to a huge pop from the crowd. Syco grips the ropes, jumps over them and nails Gory with a dropkick to the face, knocking Gory down. Gory gets back to his feet, but Syco catches him and hits him with a vertical suplex, but holds on and brings him back up, nailing a second vertical suplex. Syco still holds onto Gory, but Gory knees him in the midsection, then follows up with a Northern Lights Suplex pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Gory picks Syco up and whips him hard into the corner, then charges in, nailing him with a running clothesline in the corner. Gory holds Syco in place, then locks him in the Tarantula in the ropes. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Gory lets go at four to avoid disqualification. Gory approaches Syco to pick him up, but Syco hits him with forearm shots to the midsection, followed up by a jawbreaker that staggers Gory into the corner.

Mark Bishop: Syco Boy lifts Goryokaku and sets him up on the top turnbuckle.

Jason Martel: This is bad news for either one or both of these men.

Goryokaku is punching away at Syco Boy, but Syco hits him with more forearm shots. Syco grabs Gory and brings him down with a Belly to Belly Suplex off the top rope!

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: Both men are now down and out after that super belly to belly suplex!

Jason Martel: And now Dave and Wench need to be tagged back in, but I don't know how much is left in their tank!

Mark Bishop: At this point in the match, it's all they can do to cheer their respective partners on to make a tag.

The referee begins to lay down the ten count to see if either Syco or Gory can get back up. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... There seems to be a little life in both Syco and Gory... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... Gory sits up, but he's clearly out of it. Syco slowly picks himself up as well. Dave and Wench are yelling at their respective partners to make the tag. Both Sara and Tanya are pounding the mat, yelling for their respective charges to make the tag.

Mark Bishop: Both competitors are sucking it up, trying to make it to their corners to make the tag.

Jason Martel: This is when you reach for that something extra to try to win it all.

Both Syco and Gory slowly crawl to their respective corners to try to make the tag. Gory makes the tag to Wench, but Syco makes the tag to Dave to a big pop from the crowd. Wench runs at Dave, but he ducks down for an overhead back body drop, sending Wench flying over him and crashing on her back onto the canvas. Wench is slow to try to get up as she holds the small of her back. Meanwhile, Dave goes to climb to the top turnbuckle, his back to Wench. She gets up, and Dave comes flying off the top rope attempting a moonsault onto a standing Wench. But Wench counters with a sitout tombstone piledriver in one fluid motion from the moonsault attempt.

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: Wench is going for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Dave Mason barely got his shoulder up!

Jason Martel: These four are wrestling on pure instinct now.

Harry Sachs: Five minutes left in the time limit. Five minutes.

Mark Bishop: These two teams are going to have get a win now as the time limit is about to expire.

Wench picks Syco up and goes for a powerbomb, but he counters with a huracanrana into a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench barely kicks out. Syco is up and staggers back, making a tag to Dave. Dave and Syco pick Wench and attempt a Double Goldcutter, but they're stopped by Gory, who runs in and knocks them down facefirst to the canvas with a double running clothesline to the back of their heads. Syco back up, but Gory catches him with a flurry of martial arts kicks.

Mark Bishop: The Okaku Convention on Syco, and Syco is knocked out through the ropes and to the floor from that Gory Kick!

Jason Martel: But Dave just nailed Gory with the Goldcutter!

Mark Bishop: Dave is trying to cover Gory, but the referee is telling him that Gory isn't the legal man.

Harry Sachs: One minute left in the match! One minute!

As Dave was covering Gory, Wench climbed to the top turnbuckle. As the ref tells Dave that the pin isn't counting because Gory's not the legal man, Wench comes flying off the top rope with a Swanton Bomb onto Dave, knocking him off of Gory and knocking him out, and Wench is a bit slow to get up as well. Wench finally wills herself over to pin Dave. ONE... TWO... Dave kicks out. Wench goes to pick Dave up, but out of nowhere nails the Goldcutter!

Harry Sachs: TEN... NINE... EIGHT... SEVEN... SIX... FIVE... FOUR...

Mark Bishop: Dave is rolling himself over...

Harry Sachs: THREE... TWO...

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... And the bell rings!

Jason Martel: Too little too late for Dave Mason.

The ref pats Dave on the back to get him off of Wench, and he's celebrating at first. Sara is jumping up and down and runs over to grab the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships. She helps Syco up, rolling him into the ring. Before she can hand the belts to Dave and Syco, Tanya grabs them from her to give back to Wench and Gory, who are on their knees in the ring. The referee is talking things over with Sara and Xtreme Team, and they're disappointed with what they hear. The ref goes over to Harry Sachs and gives him the details of the result of the match.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired, and the referee rules this match a draw!

The crowd boos the decision.

Harry Sachs: Therefore, still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Wench and Goryokaku of the Dark Ones!

Xtreme Team extend their hands to Wench and Gory, but they refuse to shake their hands and just duck out through the ropes and walk towards the back. They look up at Xtreme Team and hold their belts up, taunting Xtreme Team as the crowd boos them for their total lack of respect.

Mark Bishop: What disrespect by the Texas Tag Team Champions!

Jason Martel: They just reminding those yardtards how much better they are than them. And when you're better than someone, you don't need to show them any form of respect.

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to footage of outside the UTA Campus, with a graphic on the screen that says "EARLIER TODAY." We see Santa Claus handing out candy and toys to various random people outside the campus.

Mark Bishop: Earlier today, Santa Claus paid UTA a visit.

Jason Martel: Yeah, he was handing out candy and toys to everyone but me!

Mark Bishop: Christmas isn't just about receiving gifts, Jason.

Jason Martel: It is when you're Jason Martel.

Mark Bishop: Oh brother.

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Gordon Heath is on his cellphone. Brenda Price happens to catch him. He looks up and says "Hey, I'll call you back."

Gordon Heath: May I help you?

Brenda Price: Well I've been wanting to get a word with you concerning the rumors about Vince Bischoff.

Gordon Heath: Brenda, I have no comment at this time concerning Mr. Bischoff. Now if you don't mind, I have some private matters to attend to.

Shot switches back to ringside.

Mark Bishop: Private matters?

Jason Martel: Well Gordie is a business man, first and foremost. He doesn't want anyone to leak out any big deals he may land for SNW, you know.

“My Hero” kicks in as Mike Rutherford comes out from the back and swaggers a little on his way down to the ring with the crowd booing him.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a gauntlet match. Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and weighing 220 pounds, this is Mike Rutherford!

Rutherford slides into the ring and gets up on a turnbuckle to pose for a few seconds as the fans boo him.

Harry Sachs: And his first opponent, already in the ring, this is Pat Neely!

Jason Martel: Well, Rutherford claims to be SNW’s hero, but he hasn’t even won a single match yet!

Mark Bishop: Indeed and just think, he’s already said that if he loses this gauntlet and any one of these matches, he’ll leave SNW!

Jason Martel: Well, all three of these opponents DO have respective victories over Rutherford, so we’ll see how this goes.

Just as the bell rings, Rutherford and Neely go toe to toe. Eric Reynolds and Michelle O’Neal cheer Neely on from ringside. He locks up with Rutherford, but things go south immediately as Mike locks in a rear wristlock and then takes down Neely with a short-arm clothesline to the back of the head. Neely gets up slowly and Rutherford hits a picture perfect dropkick to Neely’s chin. Neely goes down and Rutherford gets up, acting rather arrogantly as he kind of struts into position as he waits for Neely to get up. Once he’s up, Rutherford grabs him and nails a Black Plague. He gets down and covers him. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Mark Bishop: Wow, Mike Rutherford made some short work of Neely there, ending it rather mercifully with a Black Plague. I’m interested to see how he fares against whoever’s next, though.

Jason Martel: I have to admit, I’m rather impressed with that win by Rutherford, but let’s see if this dominance that he established in round one of this gauntlet can extend into round two!

Harry Sachs: The winner of the match, Mike Rutherford! Now, the second opponent, Eric Reynolds!

Reynolds gets in the ring and is met with some high kicks by Rutherford, who then grabs him and snap suplexes him down. He waits for Eric to get up before nailing a spinning heel kick that sends Reynolds into the ropes. He then charges Eric and clotheslines him to the outside, where he springs off the ropes and ends up doing a suicide plancha over the ropes to take out Reynolds as soon as he gets up. After making it to his feet, Rutherford rolls Revnolds into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle. He then flies off with a frog splash and stays on top of him. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner, Mike Rutherford! His next opponent is already at ringside, Michelle O’Neal!

Jason Martel: Rutherford is on a roll here, someone better butter him up!

Mark Bishop: I’ll leave that up to you, Jason. Anyways, Michelle was just a fan in the audience on Guys Night Out at Humperdinks and got an upset victory over Rutherford, but we’ve seen how the last couple gauntlet matches have gone. The only sweat Rutherford has broken is the one that he’s gotten by just dominating things up to this point.

Jason Martel: Michelle is in the ring and the bell has rung for the third time in this gauntlet. Let’s see what Mike Rutherford can do up against her.

Just as the bell rings, Rutherford locks up with Michelle and whips her into the ropes and goes for a clothesline on her. He gets surprised when she ducks it, springs off the ropes on the other side of the ring and nails a flying shoulder tackle on him. He gets up and walks right into a Japanese arm drag by her, then another one, then a third! They both get up and the fans pop for Michelle as she gets into a lock up with Rutherford, who then nails a belly to belly overhead suplex on her. She gets up slowly, but Rutherford grabs her and whips her into the ropes, but huracanras her down. She’s slow to get up this time, but when she does make it to her feet, he grabs her and nails an STO takedown. Rutherford gets up rather quickly and calls for her to get up. When she does, he grabs her and flapjacks her into the ropes, then pins her. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the gauntlet, Mike Rutherford!

Mark Bishop: Wow, he just hit the Black Plague and it was over like THAT!

Jason Martel: I have to admit, I am VERY impressed and dare I say it, “our” hero is now going full force. Rutherford just beat three people in one night, what’s next for him?

Mark Bishop: I don’t know, but the sky has to be the limit for him here in SNW!

The shot fades out to some SNW promos.

SNW PRESENTS WRESTLESTOCK, LIVE MARCH 29 FROM THE COTTON BOWL IN DALLAS, TEXAS! TICKETS GO ON SALE SATURDAY, JANUARY 31!

2008: THE BEST OF SNW! LIVE AT 10 PM CENTRAL, ONLY ON THE CW NETWORK!

[Hollywood]

Harry Sachs: The following is the First Blood Battle Royal. The only way a wrestler is eliminated is when they are busted open and made to bleed. The match will end when there are four wrestlers left in the ring, and those four wrestlers will move on to the semi-finals of a mini-tournament, with the winner of the mini-tournament receiving a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title.

The crowd is abuzz as "Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch" by Insane Clown Posse blares over the PA. SNW wrestlers Stank Lovve, Candy Lovve, Cerise Richardson, DevilDog, Johnny Moxie, Jack Clinton, Adriana Samu, Viper, Rick Roll, Hannah and Andrew Smith all saunter down to the ring.

Mark Bishop: This is definitely a first for Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Jason Martel: That's right. The way to be eliminated is to be busted wide open and wear the crimson mask.

The participants all get into the ring and immediately begin brawling as Harry Sachs runs out of the ring, not even given an opportunity to introduce the wrestlers. Jack Clinton and Johnny Moxie are going at it; Viper is trying to fend off Stank Lovve and DevilDog; Adriana Samu, Hannah, Candy Lovve and Cerise Richardson are all brawling with each other; and Andrew Smith has taken Rick Roll down and is punching away at him. Smith picks up Rick and plants him on the canvas with a DDT. Smith gets up, and Jack Clinton, who has taken Johnny Moxie down with a standing clothesline, runs and nails Smith with a big boot, sending him to the outside. While everyone else is brawling in the ring, Smith reaches under the ring and finds a bottle of ketchup, looking around to make sure no one is looking.

Mark Bishop: A bottle of ketchup?

Jason Martel: I guess he got hungry.

Mark Bishop: What on earth? Oh come on! Andrew Smith just poured and smeared the ketchup all over himself to make it look like he's busted open!

Jason Martel: I guess he was serious about not wanting to earn a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title through barbaric means.

Mark Bishop: And the referees have fallen for it!

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Smith has been eliminated!

Jack Clinton has gone after Rick Roll, lifting him up in a military press, then throws him over the top rope and sends him crashing headfirst onto the security railing!

OOOOHHHH!

Roll is down on the floor, and the referees check on him. He's busted wide open, and he's helped to the back.

Harry Sachs: Rick Roll has been eliminated!

Mark Bishop: Just like that, the field is shrinking.

Jason Martel: And keep in mind that unlike what those fountains of misinformation, the Tru Playas, may have told you, this match ends when there are four people left in the ring to see who moves on to the semi-finals of this mini-tournament to determine the #1 contender to the Von Erich Memorial Title.

Hannah whips Candy Lovve into the ropes, but Candy catches her momentum on the rebound and nails Hannah with a flying headbutt. Candy stands up, and the refs outside the ring can see her head bleeding and tell her she's eliminated. She yells at them in disbelief, then wipes her face and sees the blood on her hand. Furious, she runs and kicks Hannah in the head, and blood can be seen flying onto the mat. The refs check and see Hannah bleeding as Cerise Richardson and Adriana Samu pick her up and toss her out of the ring, then go back to fighting each other.

Harry Sachs: Both Candy Lovve and Hannah have been eliminated!

Jack Clinton is brawling with Stank Lovve, and Johnny Moxie with DevilDog. Adriana Samu and Cerise Richardson have taken their brawl to the outside. Clinton takes Stank down with a DDT, and Viper comes from out of nowhere, landing a big elbow drop on Stank's head in a unsuccessful attempt to bust him open. Clinton is pissed at Viper for sticking his nose in, and gives him a rather hard shove. Viper doesn't take too kindly and nails Clinton with a hard right hand punch, and the two get into a fistfight.

Mark Bishop: Jack Clinton sure does have a short temper.

Jason Martel: And that could cost him in this match. One wrong move, and he could accidentally bust himself open.

Outside the ring, Cerise Richardson finds a cookie sheet under the ring and nails Adriana Samu in the head with it, but no blood. Samu staggers back, and Cerise charges at her, but Samu ducks down and throws Cerise up in the air, and Cerise falls to the floor from the overhead back body drop. In the ring, Stank tries to help out DevilDog in his fight with Johnny Moxie, but Stank accidentally clotheslines DevilDog as Moxie ducks, sending DevilDog through the ropes and falling onto the floor outside the ring.

Jason Martel: I knew it! Stank Lovve is out for himself!

Mark Bishop: He was going for Johnny Moxie, Jason.

Moxie nails Stank with a standing dropkick, which sends Stank to the outside. Right when Stank gets up, DevilDog floors him with a shot to the head with a steel chair!

OOOOHHHH!

The refs check in on Stank, and he's busted wide open.

Harry Sachs: Stank Lovve has been eliminated!

Jason Martel: I knew the Tru Playas would implode!

Mark Bishop: Well it is every man for himself.

Cerise Richardson is back up and sees what has happened. She runs down to check on Stank as DevilDog is now feeling remorse and regret for what he's done.

Jason Martel: What's wrong with DevilDog?! He finally takes matters into his own hands to fulfill his destiny without being held down by the shackles of the Tru Playas, and now he regrets it and wants to go back to playing second fiddle?!

Mark Bishop: He and Stank have been friends for quite some time, Jason.

Jason Martel: Friendship is for punks who can't win.

Mark Bishop: Of course a jerkface like you wouldn't know anything about friendship, considering you've stabbed all of your friends in the back. At least that's what your old buddy Scott tells me.

Jason Martel: Oh come on! I carried his ass when we were a team. That's why I dumped him on his head.

Cerise yells at DevilDog as he tries to apologize. Samu comes up behind DevilDog and nails him with a lowblow, and it turns out she has that lead pipe that she found this past week, and hid it under the ring. Cerise runs and attempts a clothesline on Samu, but Samu ducks. Cerise turns around, and Samu nails her in the head with the pipe, busting Cerise wide open.

Harry Sachs: Cerise Richardson has been eliminated!

Samu goes to pick DevilDog up, but he takes her down with an Exploder Suplex on the floor. He rolls her into the ring and rolls himself in. Viper, who has just laid out Jack Clinton with the Ultimate SIN, runs and nails DevilDog with the Viper Line, seemingly knocking DevilDog out. Right when Viper picks himself up, Johnny Moxie comes running in from out of nowhere and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker, and Viper rolls to the outside. Moxie goes to pick up DevilDog, but DevilDog punches him in the midsection, then goes behind Moxie. He locks him in a full nelson, lifts him up and slams him down with the Full Nelson Slam. Adriana Samu is back up, but DevilDog picks her up and takes her down with the Vertebreaker. DevilDog tries to pump himself up, but it's obvious that he's still thinking about how he snapped at Stank Lovve. Meanwhile, Viper has grabbed a light tube outside the ring and rolls in, sneaking up behind DevilDog. DevilDog turns around and...

WHAM!

Viper wallops DevilDog with the light tube as it exlpodes into shards of glass. The referees check in, and DevilDog is busted open and call for the bell.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, DevilDog is eliminated! The four participants going onto the semi-finals will be Viper, Adriana Samu, Johnny Moxie and Jack Clinton!

The last four in the ring are all standing up, staring each other down as the camera shot switches to the backstage area in front of the SNW banner where Misty Crawford is set to interview SNW Texas Champion, Silvus, who's holding his championship belt over his shoulder.

Misty Crawford: Tonight, Silvus you put your belt up for the first time since defeating Hellspawn for it last month. People seem to be divided as to who they think will win in tonight's match pitting you against Soul Reaper. You two have had many battles in the past in other places, but tonight it's all on the line when you defend the SNW Texas Championship against Soul Reaper.

Silvus: It seems that everywhere you turn, nobody can agree on anything. Waffles or pancakes? Metallica or Megadeth? Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii, or Xbox 360? In this case, it's me or Soul Reaper. Now while those previous questions don't really have a right or wrong answer as those questions are more a matter of opinion, the question of me or Soul Reaper will have a right or wrong answer. One group of people will be right, and the other group will be dead wrong. Needless to say, I don't plan on being wrong because I'm not letting go of this championship belt that I've been working my ass off for ever since I arrived here last summer.

Misty Crawford: Earlier this week on SNW.com, Soul Reaper inferred that you might not really care about the Texas Championship.

Silvus: You know, Soul Reaper was the last guy in this wrestling promotion that I would expect to say something stupid. But for him to come out and question how much this belt means to me is an insult to the reason why I'm in this business! I'm only the second British born wrestler to told this championship since the late "Gentleman" Chris Adams. Now while I never got to see Chris Adams when I was growing up, I have seen tapes of him, and I must say that I regret never watching him during his career when he was alive. Granted, the man had his demons, but that doesn't change the fact that he was one of the best damn Texas Champions to hold this prestigious belt, and hopefully I can do half as well as he did as champion.

[Hollywood]

Harry Sachs: The following match is for one fall and is a Submission Match!

"CRAZY" is shouted through the PA System as the song slowly starts to play. Strobe lighting fills the stage as does white mist.

"You know what? When you said that last time?
I was kind of trippin', right.
But Now...
it's like..

I AM Crazy
and you know what else?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

Harry Sachs: Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico….EXTRANO!

"Will Put This In By Hand" by 36 CF blasts in as the crowd looks to the stage. Extrano then walks through the curtain and nods his head to the song. He pulls his bandana up over his mouth and storms down the ring in his gear. He ignores the fans and climbs up on the apron and looks around, he holds up his hands and climbs in before pacing the ring back and forth. Alexia calmly walks around the ring and climbs up on the apron before climbing in low to the ring. She raises Extrano's hand and paces the ring sexily. Ex then stops and raises his fist in the air whilst nodding his head to the song as awaits his opponent.

Mark Bishop: Some are saying that it’s going to be strange to watch a MMA style fight here in SNW. But O’Brien has always brought that to the ring.

Jason Martel: Yeah he has and he has a point in what he has said.

“I’m Shipping Up to Boston” plays. The crowd immediately begins to boo and only get louder as Sean and Anthony come out from the back.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent being accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli..from Boston, Massachusetts…SEAN O’BRIEN!!!

Anthony walks beside Sean, wearing a cocky grin. Sean stays focused on the ring.

Mark Bishop: I’d love to see someone slap that look off Spiccoli’s face.

Jason Martel: You’re just jealous they see more girls than you do. We all know it. But just think tonight you get to see Sean at his best. Making someone tap out before he breaks a bone in their body.

The two men stand in the ring, glaring at each other as the ref calls for the bell. The two immediately walk towards each other and lock up before Sean gets Extrano in a headlock. Extrano breaks free from the grasp to Sean’s surprise and as he stands behind his Irish opponent, he gives Sean some kicks to the back of legs. O’Brien turns around the takes some kicks to his thighs. Extrano goes for a punch but Sean blocks it before laying some European Uppercuts into Extrano.

Mark Bishop: Sean’s now getting the upper hand.

Jason Martel: Those aren’t upper hands. They’re European Uppercuts! I thought you knew the difference.

Sean grabs Extrano in a front face lock and lays some knees into his torso. As Exrano is dubbed over in pain, O’Brien takes him to the mat with a DDT. Extrano gets pulled to his feet and sent into the ropes. Sean attempts a clothesline but Extrano ducks it. He bounces off the opposite rope, taking Sean down with a dropkick. He grabs Sean by the ankle and tries to flip him over. Sean uses his other foot and kicks Extrano in the face.

OOOOHHHH!

Extrano holds his face as Sean gets up, taking Extrano down with a swinging neckbreaker. Sean goes for an early triangle choke but Extrano is too close to the ropes. The ref calls for the break and Sean does so but no happily.

Mark Bishop: Man if looks could kill…

Jason Martel: He's staring a whole through him right now.

Extrano comes to his feet as Sean watches. Sean grabs him and sends him into the corner hard. He lays punches into Extrano’s face and midsection before getting him up. Sean backs up, going for a clothesline, but Extrano moves out of the way as Sean hits the corner.

OOOOHHHH![/I]

Mark Bishop: And nobody home.

Jason Martel: Hey! He wasn’t suppose to move!

Sean comes out of the corner in shock as he walks into a Capoeira Kick. The fans cheer as Anthony screams “No!”. Sean rises back to his feet as Extrano hits him with a spinning back fist. He pulls Sean up but takes him back down with a spine buster. He looks at Sean then the top turnbuckle. He climbs up it.

Mark Bishop: Where’s he going?

Jason Martel: Apparently he wants to be stupid instead of win.

Extrano comes off with a 540 Splash but Sean moves out of the way. Sean gets to his feet wearing an angry look on his face. He picks Extrano up and starts to hit him with various punches and elbow shots in anger. He gives Extrano a Gourdbuster. As he gets up, he gives his opponent some Garvin stomps. Sean holds his arms up as the fans boo.

Mark Bishop: he acts like he’s already won this match.

Jason Martel: Well he has!

Mark Bishop: No he hasn’t! His ego is bigger than yours.

Jason Martel: IS NOT!

Sean grabs Extrano’s legs, applying a Irish cloverleaf. Exrano screams out in pain as the fans behind him. Anthony tells Sean to break his legs. The crowd starts to boo loudly at this action. Extrano begins inching is way to the ropes as Sean puts in more pressure. The ref ask if he wants to quit and he says no. He inches more towards the ropes as the fans encourage him on.

Mark Bishop: He’s going to make it to the ropes!

Jason Martel: No he’s not.

Mark Bishop: Is so!

Jason Martel: Is not!

Extrano finally makes it to the ropes as the fans cheer.

Mark Bishop: HA! Told you so!

Sean thinks he has won as he stands up with his arms in the air. Anthony gets yelling at him to stop as Extrano stands watching him. Anthony motions for Sean to turn around and look. As he does, he is hit with kicks and punches from Extrano! And the fans start to cheer heavily. Sean takes the punches as Extrano hits him with a single arm DDT. He pulls Sean back up but Sean gives him a knee to the midsection and follows with a Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. He lifts his opponent up and goes for a power bomb but Extrano counters with a hurracarana. Another bunch of cheers from the crowd. As Sean comes to his feet, Extrano hits him with the Extra NO in the middle of the ring! The fans are going nuts at this point.

Mark Bishop: Extra NO! Out of nowhere!

Jason Martel: That means nothing! Even thought Anthony’s freaking out and Alexia’s jumping up and…*trails off*

Extrano quickly changes the headlock into a STF. Sean screams out in pain as Spiccoli yells at him to get out of the hold or to the ropes as the fans are screaming in delight.

Mark Bishop: STF! In the middle of the ring.

Jason Martel: He suddenly that jabroni champion for the company up north?!

Sean screams out as Extrano puts more into the hold. Sean, realizing that he can’t escape the move, taps out.

Mark Bishop: HE TAPPED!!! SEAN O’BRIEN JUST TAPPED!

The ref calls for the bell.

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match, Extrano!

Mark Bishop: Again, Sean O'Brien underestimates Extrano.

Jason Martel: And it cost him big time.[/b]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage, where Xtreme Team and Sara Cannady run into Omerta. They're all on their way to their respective locker rooms. Omerta is carrying his Von Erich Memorial belt on his shoulder.

Syco Boy: Hey champ.

Omerta: Hey guys.

Dave Mason: Good luck in your match tonight.

Omerta: Thanks. I might need it considering what happened the last time I defended this belt. And by the way... you guys were robbed out there.

Sara: Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.

Enigmah walks into the camera shot, getting a bottled water out of the soda machine when she spots everyone. They all look up at each other, and just nod their heads. Everyone goes on their merry way, then Rick Roll, his head bandaged, walks into the shot. He looks up and nods his head to everyone as well, then everyone finally goes about their merry way. Shot switches back to the broadcast location.

Mark Bishop: Now that was interesting. Not a word was spoken when Enigmah, and then Rick Roll, showed up. Yet they all nodded their heads.

Jason Martel: Oh, someone probably just passed gas and nobody wanted to be the jerk and blame whoever passed it.

Mark Bishop: Oh for crying out loud.

"Bodies" blares over the PA, and Anthony Spiccoli appears from behind the curtain, with the Williams Brothers following behind him to boos from the crowd.

Harry Sachs: The following is a three team elimination match to determine the #1 contenders for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli, the team of Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

Mark Bishop: Needless to say, a huge match for these three teams.

Jason Martel: That's right, because whoever wins will receive a shot at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles.

The Williams Brothers enter the ring as Spiccoli goes to a corner outside the ring on the floor. "Bodies" dies down, then "Sinner" booms over the PA as smoke fills the entryway. C-Pac and Doomsday appear from behind the curtain as the crowd boos them as well.

Harry Sachs: And introducing, the team of C-Pac and Doomsday, Kobra's Law!

Before Kobra's Law can enter the ring, Mike and Marcus Williams both run and dive through the ropes, taking C-Pac and Doomsday down with suicide dives in stereo. Mike and Marcus pound away at C-Pac and Doomsday with right hand punches to the head as Harry Sachs runs to the timekeeper's table. Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz, run down to ringside and nail both Mike and Marcus Williams in their faces with front dropkicks.

OOOOHHHH!

Harry Sachs: And last but not least, the Alley Ratz!

Mark Bishop: These three teams are not wasting any time getting this match started!

Jason Martel: Well it's not everyday that you get a shot at championship gold.

All six men are brawling outside the ring as referee Danny Travers tries to get them to bring it into the ring so he can make the match official. Mike Williams lifts Eddy up into a Gorilla Press, then throws him at Doomsday, who catches Eddy and slams him down throat first onto the security railing. Meanwhile, Marcus Williams attempts a running clothesline at Twitch, but Twitch ducks, and Marcus nails C-Pac with a devastating clothesline, then shrugs his shoulder. Marcus turns around, and Twitch nails him with an enziguri. Twitch is back up, and sees Mike Williams and Doomsday ready to pounce on him. Twitch makes a break for it, and Mike Williams and Doomsday give chase after him. Twitch rolls into the ring, and Mike Williamns and Doomsday follow him in. Danny Travers goes over to Harry Sachs, while in the ring, Twitch brings down Mike Williams with a huracanrana. Twitch gets up, turns around, and is taken down by a vicious clothesline from Doomsday.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that due to the fact that he cannot control this match, and due to the fact that #1 contenders for the Texas Tag Team Titles must be determined, he has ruled this match to be fought under Texas Tornado Rules, no disqualifications and no count outs, but pinfalls must take place in the ring!

Mark Bishop: Well how about that?!

Jason Martel: The fans are going to get double their moneys worth!

Marcus Williams has recovered and rolls into the ring. Meanwhile, sauntering down the aisle to ringside is none other than Santa Claus.

Mark Bishop: Well how about that? Jolly Ol' Saint Nick paying SNW a visit right before Christmas.

Jason Martel: If that bag is for you, Mark, then I'm afraid it's nothing but a heaping helping of coal.

Santa takes candy and toys out of the bag, passing them out to the kids in the audience. Meanwhile, at ringside, Mike and Marcus Williams are brawling with Kobra's Law while the Alley Ratz are trying to regroup. Doomsday tries to powerbomb Mike Williams, but Marcus runs over and clotheslines Doomsday down. C-Pac charges at Marcus, but Marcus grabs C-Pac by the throat and tosses him overhead. Eddy has recovered and goes for a pin on C-Pac. ONE... TWO... C-Pac muscles out, throwing Eddy up into the air and crashing onto the canvas. Meanwhile, Mike Williams picks up Doomsday and takes him down with a T-Bone Suplex, sending Doomsday rolling to the outside. Right when C-Pac turns around after getting up, Marcus Williams tackles him down to the mat with a spear. Marcus with a cover. ONE... TWO... C-Pac gets the shoulder up.

Mark Bishop: I gotta say, good call by the ref to make this Texas Tornado Rules.

Jason Martel: Look out!

Mike Williams had gone to the outside, but Doomsday caught him with a thrust to the throat, then slammed his head down on the announce table. Mike Williams tries to shake it off, but Doomsday goes to the ringside area, where the hot dog vendor just so happens to be. Doomsday grabs the box that's holding the hot dogs and smashes it over Mike Williams' head, knocking him down and causing some hot dogs to fly out of the box. Doomsday just throws the hot dog box down and kicks it under the ring. Santa approaches Doomsday, offering a candy cane. Doomsday sneers at Santa, grabs the candy cane, and breaks it in half and throws it down, telling Santa to "KISS MY ASS!"

Mark Bishop: Oh come on! That's no way to talk to Santa!

Jason Martel: Doomsday's trying to win a match. How else should he respond to someone bugging him at a bad time?

Doomsday looks up and sees Twitch diving over the ropes, and Twitch nails Doomsday with a diving crossbody. Right when Mike Williams gets up, Eddy dives through the ropes and nails him in the face with a diving dropkick to the face. Meanwhile, in the ring, Marcus Williams is nailing C-Pac in the corner with knife edge chops, but the chops have no effect. C-Pac turns Marcus around and nails him with a flurry of knife edge chops. Marcus staggers out of the corner and C-Pac takes him down with a DDT. C-Pac turns around, and Eddy catches him in the face with a spinning heel kick, knocking the big man down. Marcus Williams grabs Eddy by the throat, but Eddy tags him with a kick to the family jewels, then takes himd down with a swinging neckbreaker.

Mark Bishop: Eddy goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... And Mike Williams barely gets back into the ring in time to break up the pin.

Jason Martel: But here comes Twitch off the top rope!

Mark Bishop: Missile dropkick off the top rope knocks Mike Williams down!

Jason Martel: Look out for Doomsday though!

Doomsday tags Twitch from out of nowhere with a Clothesline From Hell. Doomsday goes for a pin, but before the ref can count, Eddy tags Doomsday in the side of the head with a front dropkick. Eddy back up, but Marcus Williams grabs him from out of nowhere and slams him down with a spinning sidewalk slam, then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Eddy somehow gets the shoulder up. Marcus gets up, and C-Pac catches him from out of nowhere with the Enforcer(Stone Cold Stunner), followed up by the Self High Five(Diamond Cutter). C-Pac with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: The Williams Brothers have been eliminated!

Mark Bishop: And now it's down to Kobra's Law and the Alley Ratz.

Jason Martel: The Ratz look to be easy pickins' here.

Anthony Spiccoli is livid, kicking at the air and storming off as the Williams Brothers both pound the ring apron in frustration, then head to the back. C-Pac and Doomsday grab a hold of Eddy and throw him to the outside, then approach Twitch, thinking he's easy for the kill. Santa has now gotten in on the act, and is cheering on the Alley Ratz. C-Pac and Doomsday pick up Twitch and whip him into the ropes, but he catches his momentum, springboards off the ropes and performs a backflip into a Double Reverse DDT that takes both members of Kobra's Law down to a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: What a reversal by Twitch with that modified Throat Cutta!

Jason Martel: It'll be a black day in the history of SNW if those street punk juggalos win the Texas Tag Team Titles!

Santa Claus has helped Eddy back up and into the ring. Twitch signals to Eddy, and they both climb to the top turnbuckles as the crowd goes crazy. Doomsday is back to his feet as C-Pac is struggling to get up. Twitch and Eddy come flying off opposite turnbuckles and nail Doomsday with stereo missile dropkicks. C-Pac is up, and they Eddy takes him down with an enziguri as Twitch covers Doomsday. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes wild as "Chicken Huntin" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winners, the Alley Ratz!

Mark Bishop: And Santa Claus is getting into the ring to... WHAT THE HELL?! SANTA CLAUS JUST LEVELED EDDY WITH THE CHRISTMAS BAG!

Jason Martel: Hahahaha! Bah humbug, Alley Ratz!

The crowd is booing very loudly as "Santa" also levels Twitch with the Christmas bag. "Santa" repeatedly wallops Twitch over and over with the bag. The crowd is abuzz as someone comes running out from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Craig "Senior" Mueller?!

Jason Martel: Wait a second...

Craig runs in and picks up Eddy, nailing him with an Orange Bomb. "Santa" takes off the hat and beard and...

Mark Bishop: NO!

Jason Martel: Haha! I love it! Santa Claus was actually George Dunpork!

Mark Bishop: The Sports Nutz just ruined Christmas!

The crowd boos like mad and even throws cups and debris into the ring as the Sports Nutz hold their arms up in the air in victory, then get out of the ring and walk to the back.

[Hollywood]

A promo for the all new online shopping experience at SNW.com is played, promoting such items as SNW DVDs, T-shirts, and football jerseys. After that, a promo hyping WrestleStock is shown.

The lights in the arena go out as "The Second Coming" hits the speakers. The lights come back on and Criss Cassidy appears from behind the curtains to a mixed reaction. He walks down the aisle wearing a dark red trench coat and a pair of Jordan shorts.

Harry Sachs: The following contest is a fatal four way elimination match and it is for the Von Erich Memorial Championship! The match does not end until all three of your opponents are eliminated by pinfall or submission. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 215 pounds, Criss Cassidy!

Mark Bishop: This crowd is divided as to whether they should cheer or boo Criss Cassidy.

Jason Martel: I don't think Criss Cassidy really cares what this crowd thinks of him.

Cassidy slides into the ring and takes off his coat as he waits in the middle of the ring.

Mark Bishop: Cassidy and Kid Thunder have had their spats in the past, as he has with Enigmah.

"The Second Coming" dies down. "The Hand That Feeds" booms over the PA, and Enigmah appears from behind the curtain to a big pop from the crowd. She places one hand on her hip, and plays to the crowd with the other hand, then proceeds to make her way down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans.

Harry Sachs: From Lancashire, England and weighing 140 pounds, Enigmah!

Jason Martel: Enigmah's going to have to forget about her troubles with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy if she wants to win the Von Erich Memorial Championship.

Mark Bishop: You have to admit that she has a reason to be mad at Kid Thunder. He has repeatedly said that he’s against her competing with men here in SNW and she’s certainly proven him wrong by showing that he can hang with then even pinning Kid Thunder at one point.

Jason Martel: Don't forget that Criss Cassidy also pinned Kid Thunder with Enigmah in that same match on Guys Night Out, which is why this match is taking place.

Enigmah enters the ring as "The Hand That Feeds" dies down. “Super Hero” hits as the crowd boos loudly.

Harry Sachs: And their opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Jason Martel: Thunder has been having some issues with both Enigmah and Cassidy lately, I’m sure that animosity is going to carry through to this match.

Mark Bishop: Well, I don’t know, but I’m really looking forward to this match.

"Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man says if I live I will kill you.
If I die you are forgiven.
Such as the rule of honor."

[/center][/i]

As smoke fills the entryway, "Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the PA, and the crowd erupts with a deafening roar. Omerta, looking very intimidating, comes out from behind the curtain, wearing his Von Erich Memorial Championship around his waist, and is wearing jean shorts and a Lamb of God T-shirt with no sleeves.

Harry Sachs: And their opponent, the reigning and defending Von Erich Memorial Champion, this is Omerta!

Omerta quickly takes off his championship belt and throws it into the ring and runs in as Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy are about to pounce on him. The ref grabs the belt and hands it to the ring announcer as he runs out of the ring.

Jason Martel: Well, this match has broken down just as the champion gets into the ring!

With the bell ringing, all four people are after each other. Cassidy and Enigmah trade shots while Kid Thunder and Omerta go at it. Thunder gets the upper hand on the champion, kneeing him in the gut and then whipping him into the ropes to catch him with an elbow to the jaw to knock him down. Meanwhile, Enigmah is landing a flurry of punches on Cassidy. She whips him into the corner, charges in and nails a monkey flip on him. She gets up and Kid Thunder catches her with a snap suplex. As Kid gets up, Omerta springs off the ropes and nails a boot to his jaw that causes Kid Thunder to go through the middle and top rope to the outside. Omerta turns around and ends up getting caught with a spinning heel kick by Cassidy. Cassidy ends up getting caught with a Russian leg sweep by Enigmah and she goes for a pin. ONE...

Mark Bishop: Cassidy almost got eliminated there. You have to believe that Enigmah had the win she shared with him before over Kid Thunder in mind there.

Jason Martel: Well, I hope she had the title in mind, too. That is what this match is about.

Mark Bishop. Enigmah is up and OH! Kid Thunder springboards into the ring to catch her with a snap huracanrana!

Thunder gets up and everybody else is still down. He seems to single out Omerta, though and he waits for the champion to get up before grabbing him and bulldogging him down and taking Criss Cassidy down with a clothesline. Upon getting up, he stomps Cassidy a little bit and then slingshot suplexes him off the ropes. Before he can float over and pin him, Enigmah nails him from out of nowhere and then lifts up Thunder nails a vicious DDT. She then gets up and springs off the ropes to nail a falling head butt on Thunder. Enigmah gets back up, but Cassidy comes flying out of nowhere with a moonsault body press from the top rope. Cassidy is back up, but Omerta grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Cassidy rebounds off the ropes, and Omerta takes him down with a drop toe hold. Omerta is back up, but Kid Thunder nails him with a dropkick.

Jason Martel: This match has been fast and furious thus far. Nobody has gotten a clear advantage for any real amount of time and I’m loving it. This is total nonstop action at it’s best.

Mark Bishop: Keep in mind the bad blood here, Jason. Enigmah and Kid Thunder have gone at it, Cassidy and Thunder have gone it after their fallout as a team at Natural Selection. There’s a lot of animosity in that ring right now.

Jason Martel: How dare you call everyone in the ring animals! They’re fine athletes, all of the. Well at least one of them anyways, and I'm talking about "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

Mark Bishop: I didn’t call them animals! I said there’s animosity here among them all!

Thunder lays into Omerta with some punches, then goes into a corner and climbs to the top rope. Just as he gets up there, Enigmah greets him with several shots and climbs to the middle rope. Cassidy soon joins her up there and they go for a double superplex on Thunder, which is just barely blocked. Finally, Omerta is up and joins in by grabbing Enigmah and Cassidy from underneath and he power bombs them both down and brings Thunder down in the process as well. The crowd cheers loudly for this Tower of Doom move. Omerta moves over to Cassidy and pins him. ONE... TWO... No go, so Omerta manages to get up and pulls Cassidy with him. He uppercuts him several times, then goes for a vertical suplex on him that Cassidy blocks, and Cassidy counters with a swinging neckbreaker. He pins the champion. ONE... TWO... Omerta kicks out. Cassidy lays into him with a few shots, but is taken from behind with a forearm smash by Enigmah. She lays some boots into Cassidy and then lifts him up and goes for a Niggy Stunner, but Cassidy reverses, turns her around nails a Pele kick. He gets down and pins her. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Enigmah is eliminated.

Jason Martel: Cassidy has a world of momentum now after getting that pin.

Mark Bishop: He gets up and is taken by surprise with a boot to the gut by Thunder.

Thunder backs Cassidy over to the ropes and then launches him off the other side of the ring and nails a back body drop. He turns around and gets a few open handed chops by Omerta, who grabs Thunder from behind and locks in an abdominal stretch. Omerta cranks away on him, but gets taken by surprise when Cassidy gets back up and goes behind him to apply a sleeper. The crowd pops for this double move and as soon as Omerta starts to fade, Cassidy lets Thumber hip toss Omerta down, followed up by Thunder nailing Omerta with a kick to the spine. Thunder then turns around and gets kicked several times in the midsection by Cassidy, who grabs Kid Thunder and goes for a Crucifixion, but Thunder falls behind him and nails a backcracker.

Jason Martel: These two are going right at. This crowd is right into it, but what I’m not into is Thunder going back to the rope! Omerta’s there and uh-oh. I think we may see a successful superplex here!

Mark Bishop: Superplex onto Thunder by the champion! Omerta’s up and is looking to cover him, but wait! Cassidy tossed Omerta out of the ring through the ropes and covers Thunder! ONE... TWO... NO!

Jason Martel: I thought he may have had him. You sure that wasn’t a three?

As it turns out, it wasn’t a three count and Cassidy lands some kicks to Thunder before lifting him up and nailing a Russian leg sweep on him. He then goes to the top rope and goes for his Nightmare shooting star press, but Thunder moves and rolls out of the way. Cassidy crashes into the mat and he gets greeted with several boots to the mid section once he gets up, then Kid Thunder grabs him and nails his Thunderbolt fisherman’s buster. He makes the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Criss Cassidy has been eliminated!

Mark Bishop: Kid Thunder just eliminated Cassidy and now we’re down to the final two! Omerta, the defending champion and Thunder! Something’s gotta give!

Omerta gets in the ring slowly and is met with kicks and clubbing blows to the back by Thunder, whop whips him into the ropes and then kicks him hard to double him over before springing off the ropes and hitting a flipover neck breaker on the champion. He gets up and then applies a rear facelock to Omerta, who battles through it by getting up to one knee, then his other and then to his feet eventually before back Thunder into a corner and nailing several butt thrusts to cause Thunder to block the hold. Omerta then stumbles out of the corner, see Thunder and then runs in and splashes him against the turnbuckle. Thunder stumbles out and Omerta dropkick him down. He then springs off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but Thunder moves. Thunder ends up rolling him up when he starts to get back up! 1.….2.….!

Jason Martel: Did he get it? NO! Oh, boy! I thought we may have had a new champion right there!

Mark Bishop: I did too! Kid Thunder can’t believe it wasn’t three and neither can I! That was as close as you can humanly get to a win without winning!

Thunder sighs and argues with the referee a little before nailing some kicks to Omerta. He then lets Omerta get up using the ropes and charges with a clothesline attempt, but he gets back body dropped over the top rope. Thunder lands on the apron, though and waits for the champion to turn around before leaping up and going for a springboard clothesline. Omerta catches him and then nails a spiraling flatliner. He lays in wait now until Kid Thunder gets up before he grabs him and nails The Sacrament and pins him. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner and still the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Omerta!

Jason Martel: I suppose this is a big win for Omerta?

Mark Bishop: Big win? He defeated four of SNW’s finest to keep his title! I’d say Omerta is a fighting champion through and through! He deserves to hold that title!

Jason Martel: Meh, Omerta got lucky. He didn’t even eliminate anyone until Thunder at the end. It was pure luck!

Mark Bishop: Whatever it was, this was one heck of a match and Omerta is still our Von Erich Memorial Champion. Right now, let's go to Luna Vachon, who I understand is outside Soul Reaper's locker room and is going to try to get a word with him.

Shot switches to outside Soul Reaper's locker room, where Luna Vachon is standing by.

Luna: Thanks, Mark. I'm awaiting the arrival of the challenger for tonight's big SNW Texas Championship match, Soul Reaper. Without a doubt, Soul Reaper has had the longest and hardest road to the Texas Championship of anyone here in SNW. He's suffered setbacks such as being ambushed by the Sports Nutz then being fired, to barely losing the TLC match at Natural Selection, and now finds himself as the #1 contender to the... wait, here he comes!

Soul Reaper, who's dressed in his street clothes and dragging his luggage along, appears in the shot. He seems to be in a rush.

Luna: Soul Reaper, a quick...

Soul Reaper: OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!

Reaper shoves Luna down to the floor, opens the door and enters his locker room, then slams the door shut.[/b]

[Hollywood]

The room dims down as a pulse beating can be heard on the PA. "Careless Whisper" hits and Emo Kid comes from behind the curtain with a furious expression on his face.

Harry Sachs: The following match, is the final stage of the 7 Stages of Violence. It is a no pin, no submission escape only Barbed Wire Cage match. Introducing first, making his way to the ring, the winner of 2 out of 6 stages and out lasting Andrew Smith, Dreadlock and Andy Lionheart, weighing in at 185lbs and hailing from Bakersfield, California, Emo Kid!

Mark Bishop: This is it, the final stage and after that brutal hanging at Guys Night Out we have to ask... Does Emokid have what it takes to beat his opponent tonight?

Jason Martel: To be honest Mark, this fight is probably going to be the bloodiest match of the night. There is no way either man can get out of this situation without hurting themselves, and from Emo Kid's remarks this week, I must say I am honestly lost for words on who to back.

Mark Bishop: If you’re squeamish at home folks this is probably the time to go make some drinks.... about 50 or so.

Emo Kid slides into the ring as "Careless Whisper" dies down. The lights cut out as "Redeemer" begins to play. The crowd is abuzz while the lights are out, anticipating what could happen. As the song hits the first verse, the lights come back on and Azrael is standing in the center of the ring, directly in front of Emo Kid. Emo jumps back in shock. Azrael takes a step forward forcing his opponent to step back the raises his hand to signal the coming onslaught.

Harry Sachs: and his opponent winner of the 6th stage of violence and weighing it at 220lbs and hailing from... well coming from somewhere, he is the Redeemer... Azrael!

Jason Martel: That man scares me, more than I care to be and after Guys Night Out, Emo Kid must be feeling weary of the man.

Mark Bishop: With how violent the last match was and the brutal hanging of Emo Kid it must have some sort of psychological anchor on Emo Kid.

Jason Martel: But then with him you never know. The kid is hurting himself all the time anyway, it may have been a pleasure cruise.

As both competitors are now in the ring Harry Sachs quickly gets out and “The Evil That Men Do” by Iron Maiden begins to play over the P.A. System as the barbed wire cage slowly begins to lower down. Harry Sachs is put under a spot light.

Harry Sach: Once again this is a no pin, no submission. To escape from the cage match, there is no door for either competitors to escape from and instead they must escape by climbing over the top of the cage and out, any other short cuts will not be counted.

Mark Bishop: Harry reminding us all of the rules behind this match. Another match brought from the mind of the man in the center of the ring facing Emo Kid, what I must know now is, is this the worst that man can conceive match wise?

Jason Martel: Somehow I doubt it. He seems little perturbed by his own match design. Now just a quick reminder of the stats. Emo Kid is 5’8” and 185 pounds. However the man he is set to face is 6’3” and 220 pounds, weighing more and standing taller this already looks like it is in Azrael’s favor.

The music fades as the ring sits into place and the time keeper hits the bell, signaling the start of the match. Both men circle each other. Azrael mouths off though he can’t be heard and Emo Kid is moving a bit tentatively to begin with. Azrael brings his hands up, challenging for a test of strength and as Emo Kid accepts, taking a hold of Azrael’s hands, he brings his knee up into Azrael’s guts, forcing him to stumble backwards, and falls against the cage wall. He doesn’t scream out though and looks at Emo Kid with a smile on his face.

Jason Martel: Emo Kid going for the quick shot and Azrael just has a smile on his face. Was he expecting this?

Mark Bishop: I’m not sure but that has got to hurt. He hit the barbed wire cage pretty hard.

Emo Kid charges over to Azrael and hits a spear, driving him into the cage again. This time we hear a shock of pain from him, but his smile doesn’t drop. Emo Kid steps back, then takes a step forward and goes to hit a heavy kick, but misses. Azrael, having taken a side step hits with a heavy clothesline, sending Emo Kid to the canvas hard. He follows up with a couple of stomps, then takes a handful of Emo Kid’s hair. Azrael brings him up to his feet and hooks him up into a powerslam, then takes a couple of steps. Azrael turns to the side and slams Emo into the cage. Emo cries out in pain, but recovers from it quickly, putting a smile on his own face. Blood begins to trickle down onto the canvas from Azrael.

Mark Bishop: Both men being slammed against the cage and that barbed wire isn’t pulling any punches as blood can now be seen dripping from Azrael’s back.

Jason Martel: And he was still smiling after all that damage! The man is a freak and Emo too.

Mark Bishop: This may be just a normal day for those men. As Emo liked to say, they are both of the same creed.

Emo gets up to his feet and charges at Azrael, catching him off guard with a flying crossbody block, sending Azrael back into the cage. Emo doesn’t slow down, getting up quickly and hitting lefts and rights into Azrael, forcing him to hit his back repeatedly against the barbed wire cage wall and shred his back more and more. Azrael back begins to redden with more and more blood coming off, but Azrael ignores the pain and blocks the next incoming shot then quickly grabbing Emo's head, driving it into the cage, and follows it up with a second hit and a third hit, quickly cutting up his head.

Mark Bishop: A vicious attack there by Azrael cutting open Emo's head with that cage.

Jason Martel: Both men are bleeding and it looks like neither is willing to actually back down.

Mark Bishop: What are you expecting? Both men have put their pride on the line and to give up would destroy their beliefs.

Azrael steps back and watches Emo fall backwards to the canvas. He looks at the cage, and takes a couple of steps round as though he was making a decision. During this time, Emo slowly gets up to his feet. Catching Azrael off guard he hits a sharp kick to his gut. Emo follows up by kicking Azrael's legs out from under him. Emo follows up with an elbow drop, then quickly gets up and hits a second one, then a third elbow drop. Finally standing up, Emo walks over to the cage and begins climbing it. But behind him, Azrael is getting up to his feet. Quickly sprinting to the cage, he hits a dropkick, driving Emo into the cage and causing him to squeal in pain, before letting go of the cage and falling to the canvas his chest cut open from the cage.

Jason Martel: Dammit! Emo Kid almost got out.

Mark Bishop: And in one quick move, Azrael forced him down. We are now starting to see just how hard this cage is going to be to climb. Not only do you cut your fingers open while climbing, but should somebody come flying into you.

Jason Martel: Foot first...

Mark Bishop: Yes, foot first, then you’re gonna be in a lot of pain.

Azrael gets to one of the corners and climbs up partially, then turns himself around so he can face Emo. He leaps from the cage and lands with his two feet onto the chest of Emo, causing him to roll over in pain. Taking advantage of the downed Emo Kid, Azrael applies the crossface chicken wing. Pulling back to apply the more and more pressure, Emo can be seen trying to struggle out of the move. He holds the move for about twenty seconds.

Jason Martel: Damn, there aren’t any rules and nobody can get inside that ring to get that psycho off Emo.

Mark Bishop: Worse than that is the fact that as of yet Azrael has not made a single attempt to escape the ring.

Jason Martel: Somebody end this thing.

Azrael releases the hold and gets up. He looks at the downed Emo Kid. Taking a hold of him, he picks him up by the hair, dragging him up. Emo takes the chance half way up and hits a low blow. Before Azrael has a chance to recover, Emo hits a couple of sharp and heavy punches to his chest, and then taking a hold of Azrael by the head he lands a fury punch, forcing Azrael to turn around and stumble towards the cage. Using his hands to brace himself Azrael takes a hold of the cage. Emo, with a smile on his face, gives Azrael a bit of his own medicine, ramming his head into the cage over and over, forcing his face to be covered in a crimson flow. Taking a step back and letting go of Az, Emo kicks at the lower right leg again, sending Azrael to the canvas.

Jason Martel: And just like that, Emo Kid takes control. This is a real man, somebody who doesn’t need to cheat to win. A man who is willing to take everything you can throw at him.

Mark Bishop: So the low blow was bravery?

Jason Martel: What low Blow?

Mark Bishop: Are you blind?

Jason Martel: Depends. Are you deaf?

Mark Bishop: With you at the announce table, I wish I was.

Emo taunts the fans, but they just boo and hiss. He shrugs, then makes his way to the wall and begins to climb once again. But he stops as the fans suddenly start cheering, and whistling. He drops from the cage just in time to receive a dropkick to the back of his head, driving it into the cage. Before he can fall down though, Azrael grabs him and whips him across the ring. On the comeback, he takes a sidestep and launches Emo into the cage with his own momentum. Azrael raises his hands to the fans, then takes a handful of Emo's hair and drags him up to his feet. He then lifts him up onto his shoulders, and spinning around he launches Emo from the shoulder to his side, forcing him to slam into the cage as he drives him down into the canvas for The Last Rite. Emo rolls over, but doesn’t seem to move. Azrael taps him with his foot before turning around and starting to climb the cage. As he gets to the top, Emo rolls over and pushes himself up onto his feet. He gets up to see Azrael climbing down the over side, a menacing smile on his face.

Jason Martel: No! Get up, Emo!

Mark Bishop: Just a few more steps, and Azrael jumps down and wins the match! Listen to this crowd come unglued!

Harry Sachs: Your winner of this match, Azrael!

Jason Martel: And now Azrael is the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Championship!

Mark Bishop: Speaking of championships, IP Freely is roaming about backstage in an attempt to interview Xtreme Team. IP, are you there?

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the It's Christmas Dammit! banner, where IP Freely is standing by.

IP: I've had no such luck in landing an interview with Xtreme Team after they wrestled a very hard fought match against the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku of the Dark Ones. I tried to talk to them, but they said that they didn't want to talk at this time. It seems pretty obvious that they're upset number one that the time limit expired on them, and number two the show of disrespect by the champions. Guys, back to you.

Shot switches back to the announce table.

Mark Bishop: How about that. Xtreme Team not too pleased with the disrespect shown by the reigning tag team champions.

Jason Martel: Oh boohoo! Xtreme Team didn't earn the respect of the Dark Ones, so why should they expect them to shake their hands?

Mark Bishop: Because before tonight, there was no real animosity between the two teams other than Xtreme Team wanted to win the titles, and the Dark Ones wanted to keep them.

Jason Martel: So?

Mark Bishop: So?!

Jason Martel: Yeah, so.

Mark Bishop: Whatever. Now a note to all you fans who purchased tickets for the Onslaught TV taping at the NYTX Sports Centre in North Richland Hills, Texas. The taping has been moved to January 8, 2009, and Onslaught will move to the CW Network on Sunday, January 11 at 11 AM Central Time. For those of you who already purchased your tickets, they will still be honored.

Jason Martel: And a programming note. SNW's "Best of 2008" TV special on the CW Network will now air on New Year's Eve at 10 PM Central Time.

Mark Bishop: And I have just heard in my headset that the semi-final matches that resulted from the First Blood Battle Royal eariler have been set. Johnny Moxie will take on Adriana Samu, and Viper will clash with Jack Clinton.

Jason Martel: You've got the self-proclaimed "One Man Revolution" taking on "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" in one match, and in the other you have two Goliaths going at it. It'll be interesting how those matches play out. Imagine if it came down to the two SINdicate members, Viper and Adriana Samu?

Mark Bishop: Or Johnny Moxie and Jack Clinton being able to settle the war that they've started here recently.

Jason Martel: No matter the outcome, it should be exciting to see who will earn a shot at Omerta's Von Erich Memorial Title.

Mark Bishop: Well the cage has been lifted back up, so let's go down to the ring for the SNW Texas Championship Match.

[Hollywood]

Harry Sachs: The following contest is our main event. It is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SNW Texas Championship!

As "Inside the Fire" hits, Reaper comes out from behind the entrance curtain, dressed in his signature sleeveless hooded robe. The fans are mostly cheering, but there seems to be a section of the crowd that is booing. He shows no emotion and looks into the ring with an ice cold stare as he walks down to the ring.

Harry Sachs: Introducing first the challenger, from Fresno, California and weighing 242 pounds, Soul Reaper!

Mark Bishop: Well, this is the one that we’ve waited for all night. The fans right now are deafening as they anticipate this one and I must say, this one is a potential classic!

Jason Martel: Well, I personally don’t care who wins this match. I just want to see them beat the snot out of each other!

Reaper enters the ring, removes the robe and cracks his neck and knuckles and shoots an ice cold stare toward the entrance as "Inside The Fire" dies down.

I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open.
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.

The crowd lets out a deafening roar as the lights dim and "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA and Silvus appears from behind the curtain, wearing the SNW Texas Championship around his waist. He looks like he means business as he walks down to the ring.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent! He is the reigning and defending SNW Texas Champion, from Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds, Silvus!

Silvus continues his walk down the aisle as the crowd continues to cheer him on. He enters the ring, takes off his championship belt and hands it to referee Rick Maynard as "Wishmaster" dies down.

Mark Bishop: There’s the champion and I must say, as his music dies down here and the match is just moments from starting, these fans are deafening!

Jason Martel: The bell has rung and here we go!

As the bell rings and Sachs leaves the ring, both Silvus and Reaper meet in the middle of the ring and get face to face for a moment before locking up. Reaper puts Silvus in a side headlock and then gets whipped into the ropes. Silvus goes a clothesline, but Reaper springs off of the other side of the ring and catches him with a flying shoulder block. Both men go down, but Silvus is the first up. He waits for Reaper to make it to his feet before grabbing him and reeling him in for a backbreaker. He pulls Reaper up again, but Reaper unloads with several punches on him before kneeing him in the gut and doubling him over. He kicks him in the thigh several times, then grabs him and snap suplexes him down onto the mat. Silvus lands in a sitting position, where he gets a kick to the head from Reaper before he can get up.

Mark Bishop: These two are going right at it and Reaper is getting the better of the exchange for the moment.

Jason Martel: Better? He just knocked Silvus out! Did you see what I saw?

After getting Silvus into a standing position, Reaper goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Silvus blocks and squishes Reaper’s head between his elbows to get out of it. He boots Reaper in the midsection, then springs off the ropes and hits a kitchen sink(running knee to the midsection). Reaper stumbles back and Silvus nails a dropkick to his chest to knock him into the ropes. Silvus then charges and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the arena floor. Reaper lands on his feet though and Silvus reaches down to grab him. But Reaper reaches up and hot shots him down on the top rope. Silvus falls back into the ring and Reaper rolls back in. He climbs the closest turnbuckle and goes to the top rope. He flies off with a frog splash, but misses as Silvus rolls out of the way. The fans pop for this and cheer Silvus on as he gets up. He waits for Reaper to get up before grabbing him from behind and full nelson slamming him down. He gets down and goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... only two.

Mark Bishop: A two count right there from Silvus and I’d say that even after all of the offense that Reaper was getting in before, Silvus has turned this thing around.

Jason Martel: Well, maybe Reaper would still be in control had he not gone for that frog splash. That was the wrong thing to do in that situation, if you ask me.

Mark Bishop: Well, nobody did, Jason.

Silvus lifts up Reaper and lands a steady flurry of punches. He then slings him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Reaper catches him with a Thesz press instead. He gets up and springs off the ropes to land an elbow drop onto the champion’s chest, then he gets up and lands another. He lifts Silvus to his feet, kicks rather hard in the gut to double him over, then springs off the rope and nails a springboard kick that takes the champion down. With Silvus laid out, Reaper makes a pin. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out.

Jason Martel: Another two count and we’ve seen the tide turn again, this time in Reaper’s favor.

Mark Bishop: Silvus was taken down by that brutal kick. So far in this match, it’s been back and forth. Let’s see if Reaper can settle in with his offense.

After the kickout, Reaper knees Silvus several times. He then gets up, pulls Silvus to his feet and sets up a belly to back suplex. Silvus reverses, though, and grabs Reaper to nail a side headlock takedown. He keeps the hold locked in for a few seconds before making it back to his feet and releasing it. Upon getting up, he waits for Reaper to make it to his knees before grabbing him and setting him up for a powerbomb. He lifts him up, but Reaper rolls through and nails an X-Factor instead, then crawls on top of Silvus and pins him. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus gets his shoulder up.

Jason Martel: That’s the closest count of the match thus far! We were just seconds away from a new champion and a welcomed one, may I add!

Mark Bishop: Silvus managed to kick out and this match will go on.

Reaper gets up rather slowly, but manages to make it to his feet just as Silvus is getting to his knees. He lays a few punches into Silvus’ skull and then springs off the ropes and knees him in the forehead. Silvus goes down again, but Reaper lifts him back up and sets him up in a corner for a superplex. Just as he’s ready to deliver it, Silvus nails him repeatedly in the rib cage and then grabs him and front suplexes him off of the top rope. Both men are down now and referee Rick Maynard starts to count to ten. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... Reaper starts to make it to his feet. 8... 9... Reaper makes it to his feet, and Silvus is just getting up. Reaper goes to grab Silvus, but Silvus lays into Reaper with some well placed punches to the midsection. Silvus then grabs him and nails a swinging neckbreaker.

Jason Martel: Just like that, Silvus has taken control again!

Mark Bishop: Yes, he has. Look at this, he may be getting ready for a Mandible Claw!

Sure enough, Silvus waits for Reaper to get up before going for a Mandible Claw. Reaper, however, grabs Silvus and tosses him away from him and right into Rick Maynard! The referee goes down and looking a little confused, Reaper decides to stay on Silvus by chopping him on the chest several times and then kicking him viciously. Silvus catches his leg, though and corckscrews him down. With him down, Silvus hangs onto his leg and goes for the figure four! Reaper seems like he may tap several times, but works his way to the ropes. Meanwhile, a new referee, Mike Croft comes down to the ring and makes Silvus break the hold once Reaper reaches the ropes. Both men get up slowly, the match wearing on them. Once up, Silvus goes for a clothesline on Reaper, who ducks and shoves Silvus against the ropes before German suplexing him into a bridging position for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE! Both Croft and Maynard are down to count.

Jason Martel: OH MY! REAPER’S OUR NEW CHAMPION!

Mark Bishop: Reaper has done it! He’s the new Texas Champion! Oh my, this is a very historic moment here!

Jason Martel: Historic? Silvus had one of the shortest reigns EVER!

Harry Sachs: Here is your new SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

Just as the belt is awarded to Reaper, Maynard pulls it away and hands it to Silvus. He tells Sachs something and...

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner and still SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: What is going on here?

Jason Martel: The referees are arguing!

Maynard seems to say that Silvus won while Croft says Reaper one. The two argue back and forth, playing tug of war with the title belt. Finally, Gordon Heath comes down to the ring amid boos from the fans. Upon entering the ring, he goes over to Croft and Maynard and asks them what happened. After getting each of their stories quickly, he grabs the mic from Sachs.

Mark Bishop: We’re about to get an official decision. I’d suspect that’s why Heath is out here.

Jason Martel: He ain’t out here to give out Christmas presents, that’s for sure!

Gordon Heath: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the double pin, there is no clear cut winner. Therefore, I order that this match continues until there is a winner!

Mark Bishop: How about that?!

Jason Martel: Mark, I've been trying to tell you that Gordon Heath does care about the fans!

The fans cheer Gordie's decision as he leaves the ring. Referee Mike Croft checks on Rick Maynard, then goes to the back after determining that Maynard is alright. The bell rings once again, and the match is back underway. Silvus and Reaper lock up, and Reaper gains the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, followed by a Soul Stealer DDT. Reaper with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely gets his shoulder up. Reaper argues with the ref, but the ref insists that it was only a two count.

Mark Bishop: Soul Reaper not too pleased with the referee's count.

Jason Martel: Well it was referee Rick Maynard that thought that Silvus had won the match earlier. It is funny that it took him a little longer than usual to get in position.

Mark Bishop: Oh don't be starting that garbage! This isn't the NFL or NBA!

Reaper picks Silvus up and whips him into the ropes. Silvus rebounds off the ropes, and Reaper slams him down hard with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster, followed up by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus somehow gets his shoulder up, and Reaper pounds the mat in frustration. Reaper goes to pick up Silvus, but Silvus rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Both men get back to their feet. Reaper charges at Silvus, but gets caught with a Mandible Claw to a huge pop from the crowd. Still holding on to the Mandible Claw, Silvus picks Reaper up and brings him down with the Retribution Slam! Silvus goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes crazy as "Wishmaster" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winner, and still SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: Well there's no doubt who won this go round!

Jason Martel: All it took was one mistake by Soul Reaper.

Silvus is handed his championship belt, and holds it up in the air. Before he can leave the ring though, the lights go out and his music stops playing as the crowd is abuzz. Reaper has taken this time to pick himself up. After a few moments, fire engulfs the ring ropes to a huge pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: The ropes are on fire!

Jason Martel: What is going on here?

A familiar voice is heard cackling over the PA, which gets the attention of Silvus, Reaper, and even the ref. They all look up at the SportsTron(which obviously isn't as big as the TitanTron due to the smaller venue of Texas Hall), and see an odd looking mask in front of flames.

HELL'S NO BITCH! I AM A MONSTER!

Jason Martel: What in the world could that mean?

Mark Bishop: Your guess is as good as mine. Fans, thank you for watching SNW It's Christmas Dammit! Have a safe and Merry Christmas.