4 Up 2009

[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside the Austin Convention Center, where we see a Mercury Cougar car pull up outside the building.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome to SNW 4 Up, and we see a Mercury Cougar pull up outside the Austin Convention Center here in Austin, Texas.

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines are stepping out of the vehicle. Obviously there here to support... WHAT THE HELL?!

From out of nowhere, Matt Margera runs up behind Myke Rhines and rams him facefirst into the hood of the car. Marcus Ryan quickly runs over to the other side, but Margera is ready for him, knocking him down with the Benihana. The fans inside the Austin Convention Center, watching what's happening on the SportsTron, are going crazy, chanting, "MAR-GER-A! MAR-GER-A! MAR-GER-A!"

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera is back in SNW!

JASON MARTEL
But why did he just take out Myke Rhines and Marcus Ryan?! What's his beef with them?!

A 30 second long video montage set to the tune of "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays, showing clips from last year's SNW 4 Up.



Shot opens inside Exhibit Hall 5 of the Austin Convention Center.

LIVE! AUSTIN CONVENTION CENTER! AUSTIN, TX!

The camera pans around the screaming crowd, showing fans holding up signs such as "SAVE SNW, MATT!" "JAMES JACKSON IS A PANSY!" "ALEX DANIELS! CRYBABY OF THE YEAR!" and "SIGN JT THE BLADE!" The camera shot switches over to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are standing by, with Mark holding the mic.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SNW 4 Up, where in the 4 Up tournament, there will be no friends, only enemies. It's every SNW wrestler for him or herself. I'm Mark Followill, alongside the undisputed hardcore commentator of SNW, Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Undisputed hardcore commentator?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Did I stutter?

JASON MARTEL
Well be that as it may, I still want to know what the hell Matt Margera attacked Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines for!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. Anyway, in addition to the unique 4 Up tournament, there will also be three big title matches. The SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship goes on the line in a Dog Collar Match as Soul Reaper defends against "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. The SNW Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line as Andrew Smith defends them on his own in a two-on-one handicap match against the Alley Ratz. And the Von Erich Memorial Title goes on the line in a Three Way Dance, with Cyanide defending the gold against Super Vader and Nick Scott.

Shot switches to the inside of Gordon Heath's office for the night. He's on the phone, in a panic.

GORDIE
You get all the security working under you, and you comb this entire building until you find that spineless cockroach!

A knock is heard at the door.

GORDIE
Come in!.... Alright, you know what to do. Now find Matt Margera and make sure he can't ruin this event!

Gordie hangs up the phone and shouts "Come in!" In walks Brenda Price, clad in jeans and a black bra. Gordie does not look amused.

GORDIE
Is there a reason that all you have on are jeans and a bra?

BRENDA PRICE
Well, the Sports Nutz told me that you wanted to see me immediately and to come as I was. Thank goodness I wasn't naked.

GORDIE
Whatever. I called you in here because Matt Margera has shown up, and I'm pretty sure you've got something to do with it.

BRENDA PRICE
What?! How could I have anything to do with Matt Margera being here?!

GORDIE
Have you not known Matt for several years now?

BRENDA PRICE
Yeah, but...

GORDIE
Shut up! I can't take any chances having someone that could breach security here in SNW. You're fired! And unlike last year at 4 Up, there's no one that can help you!

Sadness and shock come over Brenda's face as she gets up, but hesitates to leave. Gordie yells at her to get out, and she runs out the door, slamming it behind her as the camera shot switches back to ringside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a miscarriage of justice!

JASON MARTEL
How? Brenda Price knew Matt Margera better than anybody and obviously helped him find his way here to 4 Up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I highly doubt that she had anything to do with Matt being here. Let's go to Monica Deluca, who's inside the ring to explain the rules of 4 Up.

[Hollywood]

MONICA DELUCA
Austin, Texas, welcome to 4 Up!

The crowd cheers like mad as they are pumped up for this huge event.

MONICA DELUCA
Now for the rules of the unique 4 Up tournament. 4 Up will begin with a 16 person battle royal. The order that the participants are eliminated will determine which fatal 4 way hardcore match they will be entered into. The first four eliminated will be placed into the Barbed Wire Match. The next four eliminated will be entered into the Tables Match. The next four eliminated will be entered into the TLC- Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match. And the final four remaining in the ring will immediately commence with the Kendo Stick Match. The four winners of the four hardcore matches will then enter the Cage Of Death at the end of the night, with each winner bringing a weapon that represents the match they were in. The first person to escape the steel cage either by climbing up and over the cage and both feet touching the floor, or by exiting through the door and both feet touching the floor, will be declared the winner of 4 Up and be crowned the first ever SNW Bad Blood Champion!

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit booms over the PA, and the participants in 4 Up begin to make their way down the aisle and to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Now to introduce the participants. James Jackson! Vin Sin! Jack Clinton! Chris Angel! Katrina! Syco Boy! Cody "The Bull" Pugh! Criss Cassidy! Azrael! Hellspawn! Johnny Moxie! Rory Kotch! Marcus Williams! Mike Rutherford! Emo Kid! And the Mauler!

The participants enter the ring and take their positions, ready for battle as Monica exits the ring.

BATTLE ROYAL

MARK FOLLOWILL
The bell sounds and 4 Up is underway!

JASON MARTEL
It's already turning into a free-for-all, Followill!

Hellspawn immediately goes after Katrina, but she shows no fear. Jack Clinton and Chris Angel immediately get involved, brawling with Hellspawn. Meanwhile, Vin Sin grabs Katrina by the waist and lays her out with a back suplex. Vin Sin is posing, but right as he turns around, Rory Kotch nails him hard with a kick to the midsection. Criss Cassidy is working over Mike Rutherford when out of nowhere, Azrael blasts Cassidy over the top ropes and onto the floor to a huge pop from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
Criss Cassidy has been eliminated and is going into the Barbed Wire Match!

Azrael taunts Cassidy, not paying any mind to Mike Rutherford, who immediately grabs Azrael and dumps him over the ropes and to the floor.

MONICA DELUCA
Azrael has been eliminated and is going into the Barbed Wire Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And just like that, the Barbed Wire Match is half booked.

JASON MARTEL
It'll be interesting to see who else is going into the Barbed Wire Match with these two sick fiends.

As everyone is battling it out, Johnny Moxie eyes the situation. Seeing his opportunity to make a break for it, he jumps over the ropes and lands on the floor eliminating himself as he points to his head to show everyone how smart he is. The fans are not amused as they boo him out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
Johnny Moxie has eliminated himself and goes into the Barbed Wire Match!

JASON MARTEL
Hahaha! What a genius!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a coward is more like it!... LOOK OUT!

Mike Rutherford dives over the top ropes, clearing them and taking Johnny Moxie down with a corkscrew plancha. The referees try to get Rutherford off of Moxie as Rutherford punches away at Moxie. Kayden Christopher runs down the aisle to help his friend out, but rushing behind Christopher is Andrew Smith. All four men brawl all the way to the back as SNW officials rush out to get them separated. The fans are eating this up, cheering like mad.

MONICA DELUCA
Mike Rutherford has eliminated himself and fills the final slot of the Barbed Wire Match!

JASON MARTEL
That's not right! Johnny Moxie earned the right to rest before his Barbed Wire Match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's what Moxie gets for trying to run like a chicken!

Cody Pugh is getting worked over by James Jackson and Marcus Williams. The Mauler runs like a madman, clotheslining all three men over the top rope. Not content, Mauler jumps over the top rope and eliminates himself, immediately going after Marcus Williams as the referees again have to try to separate a scuffle.

MONICA DELUCA
Cody Pugh, James Jackson, Marcus Williams and the Mauler have all been eliminated, going into the Tables Match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And just like that, the Tables Match has been set.

JASON MARTEL
And we have yet another brawl going on outside. I blame all this chaos on Matt Margera! It's all his fault!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's the most insane thing I've ever heard!

The remaining eight participants battle it out to see who goes into the last two fatal 4 way hardcore matches. Katrina, Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, Emo Kid and Syco Boy all try to work together to eliminate Hellspawn. But Vin Sin and Rory Kotch have other plans up their sleeve, or in Rory's case, under the ring. Kotch goes under the ropes, keeping herself in the match, and grabs her trademark pipe from under the ring. She runs in and blasts Syco Boy over the head with it. Meanwhile, Vin Sin grabs Emo Kid and nails him with the Fatal Sin. Hellspawn has fought back, knocking down Katrina, and pushing Angel and Clinton back. Kotch picks up a lifeless Syco Boy and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor, and Vin Sin does the same to Emo Kid.

MONICA DELUCA
Emo Kid and Syco Boy have been eliminated and will go into the TLC Match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now Vin Sin and Rory Kotch see each other.

JASON MARTEL
This is a showdown I've been looking forward to watching.

But Jack Clinton and Chris Angel have other ideas. Clinton grabs Kotch, while Angel grabs Sin, and they both take Kotch and Sin respectively, tossing them over the top ropes and onto the floor. As Sin and Kotch get up, they eye each other, each one letting the other know that they'll get each other in the TLC Match. A stage hand walks out to the ring, holding two kendo sticks and hands them to referee Danny Travers.

MONICA DELUCA
Vin Sin and Rory Kotch have been eliminated and will go into the TLC Match. That leaves Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, Katrina and Hellspawn in the Kendo Stick Match, which will commence immediately!

[Hollywood]

CHRIS ANGEL vs KATRINA vs HELLSPAWN vs JACK CLINTON

[/b]

Referee Danny Travers holds the two kendo sticks above his head. Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, Katrina and Hellspawn have no patience and immediately run for the sticks. The ref ducks down to the canvas, and all four competitors bump heads and fall down as the crowd laughs at them.[/i][/color]

JASON MARTEL
Talk about crash and burn.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Nice to see that nobody learned anything from last year's Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Match.

The ref drops the two kendo sticks, and Chris Angel is the first one up, grabbing one of the sticks. Jack Clinton is up next, and picks up the other one. Katrina is getting up, but Angel and Clinton shake their heads no, as they're not ready to focus on their ally just yet as they want to take out their mortal enemy, Hellspawn. As Hellspawn gets up to his knees, Angel takes the first shot, nailing Hellspawn in the head with his kendo stick. Hellspawn spins around and gets whacked by Clinton courtesy of his kendo stick. Angel and Clinton take turns treating Hellspawn like a human pinball, hitting him in the head with their kendo sticks until Hellspawn goes down to one knee. Katrina then proceeds to nail Hellspawn in the face with a dropkick, sending him down to the canvas, then immediately goes for a pinfall.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Katrina is going for the quick win! OH!

JASON MARTEL
Jack Clinton didn't even give the referee a chance to make a count as he slammed his kendo stick into Katrina's back!

Angel looks at Clinton as if to say "WTF?!" Clinton just shrugs his shoulders as he realizes this is every wrestler for themselves. Angel and Clinton proceed to have a sword fight with their kendo sticks, and the crowd eats it up, and they seem to be divided over who to cheer for.[/color]

LET'S GO ANGEL! LET'S GO CLINTON! LET'S GO ANGEL! LET'S GO CLINTON![/i][/move][/color]

Angel and Clinton lock their kendo sticks in a cross, and unbeknown to them, Hellspawn is back up. Hellspawn grabs them by their heads, and nails them with a double noggin knocker, causing them to drop their kendo sticks. Hellspawn immediately grabs one of the sticks and works Clinton over with it, then works over Angel. Hellspawn takes time to taunt both men. Little does he realize that Katrina is getting back up behind him, grabbing the other kendo stick. Hellspawn's laughter quickly turns to anguish as Katrina nails him with a crotch shot from behind with the kendo stick.[/color]

OOOOOOHHHHH![/move][/color]

JASON MARTEL
Well Katrina just assured the world that little Damian won't have any baby brothers or sisters.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Here's hoping that Damien isn't watching his parents fighting each other.

JASON MARTEL
Well if he is, we all know he's cheering for daddy Hellspawn.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You don't know that.[/b]

Hellspawn goes down to both knees, holding his groin in pain. Katrina nails him in the back of the head with a vicious shot from the kendo stick, sending Hellspawn down facefirst. Katrina proceeds to work Hellspawn over with the kendo stick. Angel is back up, and grabs Katrina from behind with a neckbreaker, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton quickly grabs one of the kendo sticks and nails Angel across the back with it, breaking up the pin. Clinton picks Angel up and whips him into the ropes. Clinton swings for the fences with his kendo stick as Angel rebounds off the ropes, but Angel ducks the shot. Clinton turns around, and Angel slams him down to the canvas with a Face Buster. Angel goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Katrina breaks it up with her kendo stick. Angel seems unphased by the kendo stick shot and charges at Katrina. He goes for a spear, but Katrina leapfrogs over him. Hellspawn had gotten back up to his feet during this time, but he's knocked right back down as Angel nails him with the spear that Kat leapfrogged over. Angel turns around, and Katrina nails him in the midsection with the kendo stick. Angel then gets blasted with a running kendo stick shot to the head from out of nowhere, courtesy of Jack Clinton, and now Angel is busted wide open. Clinton goes for a cover, but the ref doesn't even get to count as Katrina breaks it up with a kendo stick shot across the back. Clinton stands up and stares Katrina. They both grin and nod their heads and proceed with a sword fight of their own.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
What is Katrina thinking? There's no way a woman can beat a man in a sword fight!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Katrina isn't your average woman, Martel.

JASON MARTEL
I know. She puts out for more guys in the locker room than a ring rat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That was totally uncalled for!

The sword fight with the kendo sticks goes on for a few seconds until Clinton knocks Katrina's kendo stick out of her hands. Clinton has Katrina cornered and swings at her, but she ducks and hedgehog rolls under the shot and out of the way. But right as she gets up, Hellspawn picks her up and slams her down with Muscle Buster. Hellspawn gets back to his feet, and Clinton swings the kendo stick at him, but Hellspawn grabs it with his hands. Clinton and Hellspawn struggle for possession of the kendo stick until Hellspawn knees Clinton in the midsection and immediately follows up with a vicious kendo stick shot to Clinton's head, busting him wide open. Hellspawn holds the kendo stick up as the crowd boos him out of the building. Right as Hellspawn turns around, Angel kicks him in the midsection and follows up with a DDT. Angel with a cover. ONE... TWO... Katrina breaks it up with a dropkick to the side of Angel's head. Katrina goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn powers her off him, throwing her up into the air and she lands facefirst onto the canvas. Unbeknown to Hellspawn, Clinton is back to his feet and is climbing the turnbuckle. Right as Hellspawn gets back to his feet, Clinton comes flying off the top turnbuckle, nailing Hellspawn with a flying clothesline reminiscent of Kane's flying clothesline. Clinton picks Hellspawn back up and grabs him by the throat. Clinton hoists Hellspawn up in the air and nails him with a huge chokeslam![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Final Destruction!

JASON MARTEL
That should do it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Chris Angel breaks it up with an elbow drop to the back of Clinton's neck.

Angel picks up a kendo stick, then proceeds to pick up Clinton, but Clinton nails him with a low blow then grabs the kendo stick. Clinton turns Angel around, then sets Angel up for a neckbreaker with the kendo stick across Angel's throat. Clinton brings Angel down with a neckbreaker, sending the kendo stick into Angel's throat.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
Jack Clinton with a display of pure brutality, and that's one of his best friends! Imagine what he'd do if it was one of his worst enemies.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wish it was Gordon Heath myself.

JASON MARTEL
Why are you such a biased announcer?[/color]

Angel coughs, and Clinton doesn't let up as he nails Angel with a leg drop across the throat. Just as Clinton gets to his knees, Katrina blasts him in the head with the other kendo stick. But Clinton doesn't go down, instead getting back up and swinging at Katrina, who quickly gets her kendo stick up, blocking Clinton's shot. They struggle for position, pushing each other's kendo sticks against each other, but Clinton finally overpowers Katrina, pushing her down, his kendo stick pushing against her kendo stick. Hellspawn is back up and he turns Clinton around, hoists him up on his shoulders as he attempts to slam Clinton down with the Death Valley Driver. But Clinton slips out behind Hellspawn, turns him around and breaks the kendo stick in half over Hellspawn's head, but Hellspawn only goes down to one knee. Clinton picks Hellspawn up by the head and bends him over, placing Hellspawn's head in between his(Clinton's) legs.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton is going for broke as he's attempting to pick Hellspawn up and drive him down with the Three Story Hell Ride.

JASON MARTEL
I don't think he can get him up.

Clinton hoists Hellspawn up and slams him down with his patented sitout elevated powerbomb that he calls the Three Story Hell Ride as the crowd cheers like mad. Clinton rolls over on top of Hellspawn. ONE... TWO... Katrina is back up and breaks it up with a kendo stick shot to the back of Clinton's head. Clinton rolls off of Hellspawn and gets up, holding the back of his head. Clinton charges after Katrina, but Katrina sidesteps Clinton, pulling down the ropes and causing Clinton to fall over the top ropes and to the floor on the outside. With Clinton out of the picture, Katrina turns around to take a swing at Hellspawn, but Hellspawn is back up and grabs the kendo stick. Katrina holds on to the kendo stick, trying to get it back to no avail as Hellspawn laughs at her. Meanwhile, Chris Angel has stirred back to life and rolls to the outside. He looks under the ring, and hidden underneath is yet another kendo stick!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, no fair! There was only supposed to be two kendo sticks!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel must've placed that kendo stick under the ring before the show just in case he was entered into this match.

JASON MARTEL
Or maybe Matt Margera placed it there, hoping it would help in trying to eliminate last year's winner at 4 Up, Hellspawn.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why does EVERYTHING have to be Matt Margera's fault?! He's not even in this match!

Hellspawn finally pulls Katrina's kendo stick out of her hands and whacks her across the head with it, knocking her down. He throws the kendo stick down and picks Katrina up by the head and sets her up for a Tombstone Piledriver. While all of this is going on, Chris Angel finds a bottle of lighter fluid and squeezes it, pouring the lighter fluid all over the kendo stick. Hellspawn meanwhile lays Katrina out with the Hell's Drop. The crowd is going crazy as Chris Angel finds a blowtorch and sets the kendo stick on fire.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hellspawn is going for the pin. ONE... TWO... OH DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY ABOVE! Chris Angel lit the kendo stick on fire and is driving the end of it into Hellspawn's back as he cries out in pain and agony!

JASON MARTEL
"The Dream" has turned this match into a nightmare for Hellspawn!

Hellspawn is back to his feet after rolling around to put the fire out, and Chris Angel hits him across the head with the kendo stick that's still on fire! Hellspawn convulses on the floor as the fire on the kendo stick goes out. With Katrina and Clinton down and out, Angel sees his opportunity and picks Hellspawn up, setting him up for a powerbomb. Angel has some trouble at first, but finally lifts Hellspawn up and slams him down hard with a devastating Sit Down Powerbomb!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Fallen on Hellspawn! Chris Angel covers! ONE... TWO... THREE!

The crowd roars in approval as Daughtry's version of "Wanted: Dead Or Alive" booms over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the Kendo Stick Match, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

Clinton crawls back up to his knees and latches onto the ring apron, picking himself and sliding back into the ring. Chris Angel goes to over to check on Katrina as Clinton picks himself up, then walks over to Katrina as well. Angel and Clinton help Katrina up to a standing ovation from the crowd. Angel, Clinton and Katrina all share a group embrace, with Clinton shaking Angel's hand and Katrina hugging Angel, the two of them wishing Angel luck in the Cage Of Death later on in the night.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a hard fought match.

JASON MARTEL
And that was only the first of four matches in 4 Up, not counting the Cage of Death, which makes it the first of five 4 Up matches.

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Brenda Price, who's found a Stone Temple Pilots T-shirt to wear, is walking toward her rental car. She stops dead in her tracks as the camera pans over and we see Matt Margera standing in front of her rental car. Brenda approaches him to find out what's going on. She slaps him hard in the face, much to his shock.

BRENDA PRICE
That's for costing me my job!

MATT MARGERA
Whoa! Whoa! What are you talking about?

BRENDA PRICE
Because of you, Gordon Heath got all paranoid and fired me!

MATT MARGERA
Well if you don't want to stick around that's fine. But you'll find out soon enough that he doesn't have that kind of power.

BRENDA PRICE
What do you mean? He's the owner.

MATT MARGERA
Let's just say that's half-true.

Shot switches to Syco Boy's locker room, where IP Freely is standing by.

IP FREELY
My guest at this time is taking part in the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match. He is Syco Boy. Syco, first off, welcome back to SNW.

SYCO BOY
It's great to be back, even for just one night.

IP FREELY
Syco, tonight, you rekindle an old rivalry with "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, but she's not the only one you have to worry about. You also have to deal with Emo Kid and newcomer Vin Sin in this TLC Match.

SYCO BOY
Rory Kotch and I are no strangers, that is true. But I'm also no stranger to Emo Kid, as I'm all too familiar with his daredevil style that I can't help but think he kinda took from me. Then there's the wild card to this whole equation, Vin Sin. All I know about him is that he was trained by the Sports Nutz and Matt Margera, and apparently can't seem to handle his running buddies. But none of that matters. What matters tonight is that I win 4 Up. Last year I made it all the way to the Cage Of Death, but was stopped short by Hellspawn. Well this year, I plan on having a different outcome. This year, I will win 4 Up and retire as the Bad Blood Champion.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to a duel-side camera view. On one side of the screen, we see Adriana Samu, Xander Nova and Petrina Rochester wishing luck to Rory Kotch. On the other side of the screen, we see Omerta, Rick Roll and Hannah wishing Emo Kid luck, with Hannah giving Emo Kid a good luck kiss.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Needless to say, Rory Kotch and Emo Kid are ready for the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs Match.

JASON MARTEL
And I'm ready to motorboat Adriana Samu. Oh wait, there's nothing to motorboat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh stop it!

"Careless Whisper" by Seether hits over the PA, as Emo Kid makes his way out to the ring. He looks all business as he walks himself down to the ring, scowl affixed to his face.

[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is the Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs match. The winner of the match must climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase hung above the ring. Entering first, from Bakersfield, California. Weighing in at 185 lbs, Emo Kid!

Emo Kid climbs into the ring, and overlooks the chairs and ladders outside the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well folks, this is the second of our Cage of Death qualifying matches. This is a TLC match, but instead of tables the four wrestlers will have access to thumbtacks.

JASON MARTEL
And if we are laying down bets for this match Marky Mark, I am putting my money on Emo Kid to win this match. He is simply crazy, a self-mutilating madman. Without a doubt he should emerge from this match the winner.

"Always" hits, and the crowd cheers as the fan favorite Syco Boy emerges from the back. He jumps into the crowd, and begins high-fiving the fans while he makes his way through the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Clayton, North Carolina. Weighing in at 225 lbs, he is Syco Boy!

Syco Boy climbs into the ring, and jumps on the turnbuckle to the adulation of the fans. He gives them a gesture, as Emo Kid looks on with mixed emotion.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well Jason, you might not want to count out this guy right here. Syco Boy has just as much potential to win this match, as he is just as crazy as Emo Kid is.

JASON MARTEL
Please, are you kidding? Syco Boy is just a cheap, second rate Emo Kid knockoff!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why don't you go up there and tell him that yourself?

JASON MARTEL
I don't need to do that Mark, he knows it deep down inside. I do not need to tell him that.

"The Beautiful People" by Marylin Manson comes over the PA, and "The Assasin" Rory Kotch makes her way to the ring. With trademark pipe in hand, she makes her way to the ring with a devilish look on her face.

MONICA DELUCA
Making her way to the ring, from Moscow, Russia. Weighing in at 200 lbs., "The Assasin" Rory Kotch!

Kotch climbs in the ring, striding around and twirling her pipe while the referee chases her around the ring trying to get it from her.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not sure Rory Kotch is in her element here, how will a woman factor into the brutality this match causes?

JASON MARTEL
She will factor in however she damn well pleases. Let's not forget Mark, Rory and Syco Boy were big rivals back in their NAWA, FCW, and RMW days. She's been through her own set of wars, and I think she is properly prepared for the one she's about to enter into.

"Crack A Bottle" by Eminem blares over the PA, as Vin Sin makes his way to the ring. However, he is not sporting his normal look. His face has been elaborately covered in face paint. A white base covers most of his face, while flames of blue, purple, green, and gray cover from his chin up to about nose level. He walks to the ring, obviously in his own little world.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Fort Worth, Texas. Weighing in at 215 lbs, Vin Sin!

Vin climbs into the ring, and just looks at all three competitors who are already in the ring. His head is rocking back and forth, apparently ready for war.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Here's the wild card in this match, the relative rookie Vin Sin. Sporting some very odd face paint, he will most likely be the X factor. However, his inexperience might work against him tonight, not to mention the distraction of worrying about what Matt Margera did to Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines.

JASON MARTEL
You don't need experience to win this match, you need to be sadistic and able to take brutality. We've never seen Vin in this type of match, so he will be interesting to watch in this match.

Emo Kid vs Syco Boy vs "The Assasin" Rory Kotch vs Vin Sin

The match begun, and immediately Rory Kotch and Syco Boy went after each other, while Emo Kid and Vin locked up. Rory shot Syco into the ropes, he ducked her clothesline attempt, and came back with a forearm right to the face. Meanwhile, Emo Kid has Vin in a corner, and delivered knife-edge chops to Vin while the crowd cheered "WOOO" after each one. He went outside for a chair, but when he re-entered the ring Vin drop-kicked him, sending the chair back into his face and outside the ring with Vin going out after him. Syco suplexed Rory on the other side of the ring, but Rory landed feet first on the other side of the ropes. She tried to punch Syco, but he had shot himself off the ropes and speared Rory onto the floor. With Rory holding her abdomen on the floor, Syco sprung up on the ropes, and hit a Syco Star onto the prone Rory on the floor.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A Syco Star on Rory Kotch! High impact already in the match, this rivalry from days past has renewed itself tonight!

JASON MARTEL
Don't count Rory out just yet Mark, she's Russian. Those Russian broads are not just pushovers, they know how to fight.

Meanwhile, Vin and Emo Kid were battling on the other side of the ringside area. Emo Kid hit a dropkick on Vin, which sent him face-first into the ring post and to the ground. Emo Kid picked up one of the ladders at ringside, and laid it across Vin's chest. He climbed back into the ring, bounced himself off the opposite ropes and hit a suicide plancha on the ladder and Vin. Both competitors writhed in pain, as Rory and Syco Boy regained their composure on the other side. They exchanged kicks, and Rory tried for another clothesline but Syco caught her and hit a DDT. He dragged her over to the ring post, and sat her up. He grabbed one of the chairs and planted it right in her face, then grabbed another one and climbed the opposite turnbuckle. He measured Rory with the chair, and as the fans cheered he made the dive from post to post with the chair at his feet. However, Rory was playing possum and was laying in weight of the attack. She jumped up with chair in hand, and as Syco Boy made his move she clobbered him with the chair. Syco laid completely bamboozled on the outside floor. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good Lord Almighty! Rory took advantage of a huge opportunity and she just punished Syco Boy!

JASON MARTEL
What did I tell you Mark? She was just waiting for the tactical time to strike, and when she found it she made the most of it.

Rory grabbed a ladder and climbed back into the ring. She slid it to the middle of the ring and set it up. Emo Kid and Vin saw this, and both jumped back into the ring and double-teamed her. The pair hit a double snap suplex, and stomped her until Emo Kid smacked Vin in the chest and told him to hold her. Emo Kid climbed the turnbuckle, and looked ready to deliver the Slit Wrist Theory when he say Syco Boy climbing the turnbuckle across from him. It was distraction enough for Vin to run up the turnbuckle and hit a top rope Fatal Sin on Emo Kid. Before Vin could get up, Syco hit a frog splash on him. All four competitors were down, and the crowd was chanting[/color]

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

MARK FOLLOWILL
All four competitors down, this just shows how much they all want to win this match and how much that Bad Blood Title means to them.

JASON MARTEL
Syco Boy should be thrown out of this match! The way he distracted Emo Kid could have caused him to break his neck if he had fallen! He should feel disgusted with himself.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is a brutal match Jason, and that should be the least of Emo Kid's problems tonight.

Syco Boy and Vin were the first two up after the exchange of aerial dynamics, and they began fighting. Vin naiedl Syco with a couple of punches, then shot him off into the ropes, but Syco ducked Vin's clothesline attempt and came back with a dropkick. Syco followed up by shooting himself off the ropes and hitting a Rolling Thunder on Vin. Emo Kid and Rory Kotch both got to their feet, but were met with dropkicks forcing them back down to the mat. Syco Boy was in complete control of the match, as he climbed outside the ring. He bypassed ladders and grabbed a bag of thumbtacks hidden under the ring. He climbed back into the ring, stomping Emo Kid on his way back in for good measure. He spread the tacks across the mat, prompting cries of elation from the crowd. Syco Boy tossed aside the bag after he had drained it, and went to pick up Vin. As he lifted him up, Vin tried to fight by punching Syco Boy in the chest. Syco Boy let go of Vin, backed up and hit him with a Super kick that leveled him. Syco Boy picked Vin up, and looked to be ready to powerbomb him back-first into the tacks. However, as Syco Boy had him up for the powerbomb, he turned the powerbomb into a Syco Clash, sending Vin chest first into the tacks. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
A Syco Clash straight into the tacks! Vin could be done after that one, those tacks are lodged into his torso just as they would in corkboard. The only difference is corkboard doesn't bleed.

JASON MARTEL
However, upon impact Syco Boy's head bounced against the mat and he wasn't able to take advantage of the opportunity. Moron didn't think of his own self-preservation, he could have won the match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
All four competitors are down again, this match has been eb and flow. No telling who will come away with this one.

Rory was the first competitor to climb to their feet. Looking around, she saw the other three still down on the mat, and she ran to the ladder. She began to climb up the ladder, making her way to the top. Syco Boy got up, and saw that Rory had begun her ascent, so he went to the closest turnbuckle, and hit a quick missile dropkick that knocked the ladder over and sent Rory back out to the outside. Syco Boy then set the ladder back up, but was met by Vin before he could begin climbing. They exchanged blows, Syco sent Vin into the ropes, and hit him with a clothesline. While these two battled, Emo Kid had exited the ring and come back in holding a chair and one of the bags of thumbtacks. Syco Boy again tried to climb the ladder again, but received a chair shot for his troubles. Emo Kid pounded Syco Boy with the chair, which caused him to bleed from his head. Vin got back up, and wrestled the chair away from Emo Kid and smashed the chair over Emo Kid's skull. The bag of thumbtacks dropped, as Vin went back outside to get the other ladder. Vin climbed back into the ring, and laid the second ladder across the prone bodies of Emo Kid and Syco Boy. He then went to the other side of the ladder, and began to climb. Rory Kotch regained her composure, and climbed back into the ring and ran up the other side of the ladder. They met at the top, and began exchanging blows. Neither realized how much they were rocking the ladder, as after about ten punches the ladder fell over and both fell down against the canvas again. Emo Kid and Syco Boy lifted the ladder off themselves, and began fighting amongst each other. They traded kicks and forearms, but Emo Kid hit a spinning heel kick on Syco Boy and he crumbled. Emo Kid then grabbed the bag of thumbtacks, and spread them out in a fine line across the mat. He then picked up Syco Boy, and hit an uppercut on him that sent him backfirst into the tacks. Syco cried out in pain as the tacks punctured his back. Emo Kid then picked up the chair, but Rory Kotch had woken up and charged him so he slammed it into her head, busting her open and sending her down again. He then threw the chair down on Syco Boy's body, set the ladder back up, and began climbing the ladder. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like Emo Kid is about to climb the ladder and become the second entrant into Cage of Death tonight. All he has to do is finish his climb and grab the briefcase.

JASON MARTEL
Just like I said, Emo Kid used his hardcore styling and proved me right in my predicting his victory.

Emo Kid was one step below the top, and he turned around. Standing facing the prone Syco Boy, he looks around and sees the fans cheering for him to jump off. He looks up at the briefcase, casts a glance over at Vin and Rory Kotch and sees them both still laid out. He took a deep breath, climbed the final step to the very top of the ladder. focused on Syco Boy, jumped and hit the Slit Wrist Theory from the top of the ladder onto Syco Boy, driving the chair into his chest and the thumbtacks into his back. The fans went wild and flashbulbs went off as he hit it, the crowd began chanting[/color]

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
As the great Joey Styles would say if he was here, "Oh my God!" Emo Kid just hit one of the most high risk, high impact moves we have ever seen in SNW! The Slit Wrist Theory from the top of the ladder, fusing chair and thumbtacks into Syco Boy's body. Just amazing!

JASON MARTEL
THAT WAS FREAKING SICK! This should seal it for Emo Kid, he needs to get up and climb the ladder and win this match now!

Emo Kid got up slowly, holding his back as he struggled to his feet. Rory Kotch was up at the same time,and those two fought for a moment before Emo Kid violently hit a standing clothesline on Rory Kotch that turned her inside out. Emo Kid went to climb the ladder, but before he could start out of nowhere Vin spun him around, and hit the Fatal Sin onto Syco Boy's chair covered body. The fans began to boo hard as Vin, the only man left standing, climbed to the very top of the ladder, and unhooked the briefcase, winning the match.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Vin Sin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What an unexpected ending to the match! Emo Kid looked like he had it all wrapped up, but the momentary fight with Rory Kotch gave Vin Sin enough time to hit the Fatal Sin on Emo Kid on the chair covering Syco Boy, and climb the ladder to advance on in the tournament.

JASON MARTEL
I can not believe what I just saw! Emo Kid had it all locked up, and that whore Rory Kotch had to get up and distract him so much that it cost him the match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
To be fair Jason, Emo Kid could have won the match earlier. Instead, he hit that Slit Wrist Theory from the top. If he hadn't of done that, he would be advancing on to the Cage Of Death later tonight.

JASON MARTEL
I still blame Rory Kotch, but I have to give credit to Vin Sin. The young wrestler made the most of his opportunity tonight, and now he is one step away from winning his first title here in SNW.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage in front of the 4 Up banner, where Misty Crawford is standing by to interview Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller, clad in his suit and Tom Landry-esque fedora hat.

MISTY CRAWFORD
It is my pleasure to introduce to you the Commissioner of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Craig "Senior" Mueller. Commissioner Mueller, there have been talk going around that James Jackson may throw down the Bad Blood Championship should he win 4 Up tonight. What is your reaction to this?

CRAIG MUELLER
Well as much as I would hate for the great James Jackson to throw down the Bad Blood Championship, I also understand his desire to be the absolute best in this company. Without a doubt, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship would give him such a distinction. I will talk with the owner, Gordon Heath, and the general manager, George Dunpork, about a possible compromise for Mr. Jackson.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I am also curious as to your reaction when Matt Margera suddenly arrived here tonight, taking out Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines.

CRAIG MUELLER
Our security team is searching all over the Austin Convention Center, looking for Matt Margera.

MISTY CRAWFORD
You mean you couldn't find him when he was talking to Brenda Price in the parking garage?

CRAIG MUELLER
Security informed us that they ran down there as fast as they could when they saw Matt on the monitor. However, by the time they got there, it was too late and Matt was nowhere to be found. Now if you don't mind, I must run along to tend to important SNW matters.

Shot switches to ringside, where a beautiful young blond haired woman is seated on the front row.

JASON MARTEL
Is that who I think it is?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yes, it is former wrestling valet for numerous wrestling companies here in the state of Texas, Stephanie Kelley.

JASON MARTEL
Uh oh. This could get ugly because look who's approaching her.

Luna Vachon, mic in hand, approaches Stephanie Kelley for an impromptu interview.

LUNA VACHON
Ladies and gentlemen, with me at this time is former Texas wrestling valet, Stephanie Kelley.

Stephanie looks up at Luna, and it seems that the bejeezus is scared out of Stephanie by the ugly sight of Luna Vachon.

LUNA VACHON
Whoa, are you OK? I wasn't trying to scare you.

STEPHANIE KELLEY
Oh, it's not that. It's... um... First question?

LUNA VACHON
Well, first things first, what are you doing here tonight?

STEPHANIE KELLEY
Well I just happened to be in Austin for the weekend and a someone had an extra ticket for the event, so I thought I would check it out to see what the buzz is all about as far as SNW is concerned.

A hot dog vendor walks by, shouting "HOT DOGS!" Luna is standing in his way.

HOT DOG VENDOR
Outta my way, bitch!

The hot dog vendor shoves Luna down to the ground. Stephanie takes great exception to this and slaps the hot dog vendor across the face, then pushes the hot dogs up and into the vendor's face as he falls over the security railing and onto the floor. Security rushes down to get the vendor out of there as the crowd cheers Stephanie on. She goes down to check on Luna, who's going to be alright.

JASON MARTEL
Damn! Stephanie hasn't missed a beat!

MARK FOLLOWILL
She's one tough cookie, that's for sure!

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits, and Marcus Williams makes his way from the back to the ring. He receives the cheers of the crowd as he walks powerfully to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a tables match. The winner of the match will be the last man who has not been put through a table. Making his way to the ring first, from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 260 lbs, "Malicious" Marcus Williams!

Williams gets in the ring, and takes in the atmosphere of

[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, the next match in the 4 Up Tournament tonight is fairly simple. Put your opponents through a table,and you've got a straight shot to Cage of Death.

JASON MARTEL
Three men will go through a table,and those are the three lucky ones! However, judging by the combatants that this match will a rocket buster. All four men are hard hitting, ass-kicking bulls.

"Out Of My Way" by Seether hits, and "The Bull" Cody Pugh, customary bottle of beer in hand, makes his way down to the ring. The fans heap heavy boos on him, yet he ignores it as he angrily storms to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Union, West Virginia. Weighing in at 315 lbs, "The Bull" Cody Pugh!

Pugh climbs into the ring, drinking his bottle of beer and staring at the fans in the front row who are booing him and giving him the finger.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, you mentioned bulls Jason, and here is one angry Bull. Let's hope he doesn't start cursing, otherwise we might have to censor him.

JASON MARTEL
You know what I say to that Followill? F...U...C...

MARK FOLLOWILL
Shut up you moron! We don't have a dump button at the broadcast booth, otherwise I'd use it more often than needed.

"Kashmir" by Led Zepplin plays, as James Jackson begins to make his way to the ring. Right before he gets to the ring, he pauses and looks around.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Los Angeles California. Weighing in at 220 lbs. "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

Jackson points to the sky, and jumps onto the apron. He extends his arms skyward, and climbs into the ring.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is the smallest man in this match, but folks do not count him out. Coming into 4 Up, James Jackson has been scorching hot. He has found a way to win, by hook or crook.

JASON MARTEL
I'm putting in the call here Mark. I know my pick of Emo Kid to win earlier was off, but I think I've got the right one here. How can one pick again the Messiah of Wrestling?

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer" by George Thorogood comes on the PA, as The Mauler wildly makes his way to the ring, chain swinging and "Huss Huss" screaming as always.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Flint, Michigan. Weighing in at 315 lbs. The Mauler!

The Mauler climbs in the ring, still screaming and swinging his chain wildly around while the other competitors look on with confusion.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Quite possibly SNW's oddest superstar, The Mauler could be the wrestler that shocks everyone and wins not only this match but the entire tournament.

JASON MARTEL
Are you kidding me Mark? Get real, just because he seems all cuddly and cute you want to hand him the tournament? Have you been dipping into that liquor again?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Not yet, but if you keep acting like a jackass it will give me a good excuse to start up.

Marcus Williams vs "The Bull" Cody Pugh vs James Jackson vs The Mauler

The match doesn't start immediately, as all four competitors look around to feel each other out. All of a sudden Pugh took a big drink of his beer, walked over to Jackson, and spat a mouthful right in his face. As Jackson tried to wipe the beer away, Pugh slapped him across the face. The fans booed Pugh heavily, as he smiled and took another drink of his bottle. He looked about ready to spit again, before Jackson took advantage of his pause and hit him with an STO. He then got down and locked in a Fujiwara armbar. Pugh began tapping out, but it didn't mean a thing since it was a tables match. All of a sudden Williams and Mauler ran over and started stomping Pugh while Jackson had him down and defenseless. Eventually, Pugh was let up, and Jackson picked him up and hit him with the Throat Cutter. Williams then picked up Pugh, as Mauler went outside to retrieve a table, and hit him with the Malicious Intent to the crowd's delight. Mauler returned to the ring, and Williams set up the table as Mauler picked up Pugh. Williams gave the thumbs up, and Mauler hit the MaulerSlam on Pugh right through the table![/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Cody Pugh has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This may be 4 Up, but respect still comes into play. The newcomer Pugh disrespected Jackson, and he paid the price. I didn't think I'd see Chapter Six and Destruction Crew work together but alas I was wrong.

JASON MARTEL
Tonight, the Bull got castrated and put out to pasture. Now, there's three left and only one spot up for grabs.

The teamwork didn't last long, as Mauler and Williams went to battle after they had dispatched Pugh. They traded punches, before Mauler engaged Williams, shot him off into the ropes and hit him with a big boot. Mauler picked up Williams, and locked in a full nelson. Jackson has completely removed himself from the action, and the two competitors in the ring completely ignored him. Williams slipped out of the full nelson, and quickly hit an Impaler DDT on Mauler. Williams then locked in a Scorpion Death Lock on Mauler, attempting to wear down Mauler. Eventually Williams released the hold, and exited the ring to grab a table. Jackson watched from a ringside chair, completely forgotten by Mauler and Williams. Williams set up the table in the corner, propping one leg up on the turnbuckle. Williams picked up Mauler, and sling-shotted him towards the tale in the corner. Mauler had the sense to see the table, and he halted about 2 inches from the table. He turned around, and angrily charged Williams and hit him with a running shoulder block. He grabbed him, and picked him up with both arms. He walked around for a moment, and then hit a fallaway slam on Williams. Williams grabbed his back in apparent pain, and Mauler went over to the table in the corner and set it up normally. Mauler went over Williams to pick him up, but Williams hit a straight kick right in Mauler's head. Williams popped up, grabbed Mauler, and locked in a Dragon Sleeper. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
An epic battle we are seeing, but I don't understand how James Jackson is being ignored. He's just sitting there and neither of them are attacking him!

JASON MARTEL
How smart is James Jackson? He knows that those two hate each other, so he's saving his energy for when he needs it and letting them wear themselves out so he can pick up the easy win. It's brilliant!

Mauler was able to counter the Dragon Sleeper into a gutbuster, and then turned that into a Dominator. Mauler signified that it was time to end it, and picked Williams up. He put Williams into Completely Mauled, but before he could execute the move, Williams slipped out of the hold. Williams locked up Mauler from behind, spun around, and hit the Gargoyle Suplex on Mauler, sending him chest-first through the table.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
The Mauler has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chapter Six is in the back cheering, as Marcus Williams turned the tables on The Mauler and put him through the table that the Mauler set up!

JASON MARTEL
My pick is still in it, as now we will see a face-off between two stallions of the squared circle. James Jackson and Marcus Williams, with the winner taking a spot in the 4 Up final! This should be electric.

As Williams put Mauler through the table, Jackson had stood up from his seat and re-entered the ring. Williams and Jackson had a stare-down as the fans were cheering. They locked up, and Jackson hit a snap suplex. Williams popped right back up, and Jackson hit him with a belly to belly suplex. Again, Williams got to his knees quickly but Jackson hit him with a Shining Wizard that sent him down again. Jackson walked over to Williams, but Williams swung his leg out and tripped Jackson, putting him on his back.Williams climbed on Jackson's back, and locked in a rear naked choke. Williams rolled over, the arm clenched ever so tightly around the neck of Jackson. Jackson tried rolling each way, but was not able to break the hold by transitioning. Jackson tried sitting up, but Williams pulled him back down. Eventually, Jackson passed out from the choke and Williams let go of him. Williams then exited the ring, and picked up a table. He re-entered the ring and set the table up in front of a turnbuckle. He picked up Jackson, and walked him over to the turnbuckle positioned by the table. Williams picked up Jackson and sat him on the top turnbuckle, and then climbed up on the turnbuckle himself. Williams hooked Jackson's head, and stood up ready for a Superplex. However, before he could execute the suplex Jackson punched him in the ribs. Jackson punched him again, again, and again. Jackson then stood up on the turnbuckle with Williams. Williams tried to punch Jackson, but Jackson ducked and shoved Williams backward off the turnbuckle and through the table. Jackson looked down, eyes wide as he was not aware the table was there.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Marcus Williams has been eliminated, which means your winner is "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
An un-expected ending to an overall great match. Marcus Williams seemed to be one Superplex away from a win, however James Jackson fought back and sent him through the table. I don't think Jackson knew Williams had the table set up, he looked shocked that he had won the match.

JASON MARTEL
It doesn't matter if he knew that he had won or not, the fact is that he won, and I picked him to win! I'm a psychic Mark, a psychic! Want me to tell you when you are going to get laid next, or maybe I should tell you when you're going to get rejected next? Would that be more fitting?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Quiet down there All Seeing Eyesore. This leads to the next question, with James Jackson's outright refusal to use weapons, how will he survive Cage of Death? All that is is a weapons orgy!

JASON MARTEL
When you are the Modern Day Hero, you can do anything you want to do Mark. Your days as the Modern Day Zero I know have not taught you that.

Shot switches backstage in front of the SNW 4 Up banner, where Misty Crawford is standing by to interview "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm standing by with the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. Alex, tonight is without a doubt your toughest test to date as you have to face the seemingly unstoppable Soul Reaper.

KID THUNDER
See, that's where you're wrong, Misty. Soul Reaper is not unstoppable. He's not unbeatable. And that will manifest itself tonight when I beat him in one of the most brutal matches ever conceived, a Dog Collar Match, and take my rightful place as the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Speaking of the match, do you have any reservations about it being a Dog Collar Match.

KID THUNDER
Well of course I was nervous at first like anyone else would be. Then I realized that I'm not just anyone else. I'm "Kid Thunder." I'm the 2008 SNW Wrestler Of The Year. I've held championship gold everywhere I've been, and tonight I finally get my first taste of championship gold in SNW. And how fitting for me to win my first title in SNW in style by defeating Soul Reaper for SNW's top prize, the Texas Heavyweight Championship.

Cyanide, his SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship draped over his shoulder, walks into the camera view, much to the chagrin of Kid Thunder.

KID THUNDER
Excuse me, but Halloween is still about four months off.

CYANIDE
Um, I believe you have something to say.

KID THUNDER
What on earth are you talking about.

CYANIDE
I believe you owe me and this belt I'm holding an apology for the way you ran it down earlier this week on SNW.com.

Kid Thunder smirks, then goes to hit Cyanide with a right hand punch, but Cyanide ducks and knocks Kid Thunder with a punch of his own, then walks off.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"Redeemer" by Queen of the Damned came on the PA, and the lights went dark in the arena. They came back up, and we see Azrael already in the ring ready for the match to commence.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Barbed Wire Match scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 220 lbs, "The Redeemer" Azrael!

[/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The last match to qualify a wrestler for 4 Up is a Barbed Wire Match, and if there was one person who would be suited for this, it is the man in the ring right now Azrael.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
I fully agree with that astute statement Mark, Azrael is one sick puppy. He is quite sadistic, and would make him the ideal winner of this match. So much so that I am making him my pick to win this match. He's got experience and a screw loose, which is exactly what you need to be victorious in this contest.[/b]

"Tell Everyone That You Know" by Kanye West feat. Lil Wayne comes on, and Criss Cassidy emerges from the back. Wearing his trademark red trench coat and hood, he walks down to the ring.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at 215 lbs, Criss Cassidy.[/b]

Cassidy climbs onto the apron, and casts aside his trench coat and hood. He climbs into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle, over-looking the fans in the crowd.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
A return to the SNW roster here, as Criss Cassidy makes his return to the company. Don't think this was quite the welcome wagon he was expecting in his first match back.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
I highly doubt he was expecting a Barbed Wire match as his first contest back, and that's why I think he's in a hole here Mark. He's been wrestling in other places, however the combination of his return and the brutality this match guarantees just seems like too much for him to overcome.[/b]

"Balls to the Wall" by Accept plays, as Johnny Moxie makes his way to the ring. Walking slowly as he normally does, he stops and jaw jacks with a fan, before continuing his way to the apron.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Manhattan, New York. Weighing in at 215 lbs, Johnny Moxie![/b]

Moxie paused at the ring apron, hands on his hips. He climbed into the ring, and posed on the turnbuckle before getting down and stretching a bit before the match starts.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well our second competitor from the Empire State I daresay has a good chance to win this match. Johnny Moxie has been hot coming into 4 Up, and as a former Von Erich Memorial Champion he knows how to perform in high pressure situations.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
You can have held all the titles and been in all the pressure situations you want to name, but when it comes to Barbed Wire matches you can throw out all the previous experiences in anything but these matches. Moxie may be good, but the slate is cleaned when it comes to this type of brutal warfare.[/b]

"Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue comes on, and one half of TNT Mike Rutherford begins to head to the ring. Belt in hand, Rutheford shows off the title to the fans as if a way to show them he has one and the crowd doesn't.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 220 lbs, he is one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, representing TNT, Mike Rutherford![/b]

Rutherford gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He proudly shows off his SNW tag team title belt, holding it out in front of his body allowing the photographers to get a clear picture of it.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, the final competitor tonight is looking to add to his collection of hardware. Already co-holder of the Texas Tag Titles, he is looking to win this in hopes of adding the Bad Blood title to his resume and his waist.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
Rutherford is at a distinct disadvantage here, as he is a primarily tag team competitor who is having to transition into singles competition tonight. That could affect him greatly tonight.[/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's take this time to remind the fans that this Barbed Wire match is not for the faint of heart. These four warriors will have access to various types of barbed wire covered weapons, such as chairs, light tubes, baseball bats, and many others. They also have the Devil's Bunk Beds, two tables stacked on top of each other with barbed wire and light tubes covering them.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
The forecast for this match is bloodshed and chaos. I'll go so far to say that if we do not see blood from any of these four wrestlers, I'll give every paying fan in the crowd tonight a plumpkin.[/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
...Let's just go on to the match.[/b]

Azrael vs Criss Cassidy vs Johnny Moxie vs Mike Rutherford

All four competitors were ready when the bell rung, but instead of starting by grappling all four exited the ring and retrieved a weapon from under the ring. Azrael had a barbed wire light tube, Cassidy had a wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire, Moxie came back with a lead pipe covered in barbed wire, and Rutherford came back with just a loose piece of barbed wire. Noboby moved, until Azrael took a swing at Moxie with his light tube, which Moxie blocked and cracked Azrael with the pipe across the skull. Cassidy landed a shot on the downed Azrael with the cross, ripping the flesh from his chest. However, Rutheford snuck up behind Cassidy and wrapped the barbed wire strand around his neck, cutting off his wind and cutting his skin in the process. Dragging him to the ground with the wire in place, Rutheford choked the life out of Cassidy. He let off, then wrapped the wire around his boot, and started stomping Cassidy's chest with the wire-wrapped boot, tearing apart his chest in the process. Meanwhile, Moxie was on top of Azrael grinding his lead pipe across Azrael's face, causing his face to burst wide open and spill blood.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This early in the match and we've had blood spilled already. Azrael is really bleeding heavily from his head, and Cassidy got his throat torn up by Rutherford wrapping the barbed wire around his neck. This is just getting started and it's already become violent.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
Looks like I made the right decision, as I knew we would see blood. Just did not expect it to be this quick, but wow! Azrael is already sporting the Ric Flair special on his face.[/b]

Moxie and Rutherford began to battle with Azrael and Cassidy incapacitated for the moment. The pair traded punches, and Rutherford shot Moxie into the ropes. Rutherford bent over to flip Moxie, but he stopped and caught Rutherford with a DDT and a quick cover. ONE...Rutherford quickly got the shoulder up. They stood up again, and Rutherford landed a few quick punches before he hit a Superkick on Moxie. Moxie staggered, Rutherford hit Moxie with an STO and went for a cover. ONE...TW...and Moxie got his shoulder up before the referee was able to count two. Rutherford stood up, but was cracked in the head from behind by Azrael and his barbed wire light tube. Rutherford fell to the mat, and Azrael hooked his leg for a pin. ONE...TWO...and a near-fall broken up by a suddently rejuvenated Criss Cassidy who flew in with a dropkick to break up the pin attempt. Azrael and Cassidy exchanged punches, and Cassidy bounced off the ropes going for a dropkick but Azrael hit a drop toe hold on him, and turned that into a single leg crab. The referee asked Cassidy if he wanted to give up, but he emphatically shook his head. Cassidy began slowly moving the the ropes to break the hold, and grabbed the bottom ropes forcing the break. Azrael let him go, and stood up over Cassidy. Azrael exited the ring, and came back with a barbed wire chair and threw it down. He brought Cassidy to his feet, and hit him with the Last Resort onto the chair. Cassidy groaned in pain as Azrael went for a cover. ONE...TWO...and Cassidy barerly kicked out before Azrael got the three count![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wow, Azrael almost had the match won but Cassidy somehow kicked out of the Last Resort onto the chair![/b]

JASON MARTEL
The young man shows he has a lot of fight in him, which we will need...LOOK OUT AZRAEL![/b]

Martel's warning fell on deaf ears, as Moxie clobbered Azrael on the back with a barbed wire bat. He continued to pound the downed Azrael with the bat, until Rutherford spun him around and wrestled the bat from him. He swung and missed Moxie, who delivered a kick to the stomach and a double underhook suplex on Rutherford. Picking up the bat again, Moxie went to hit Cassidy with the bat but he caught his legs and got him in a small package. ONE...TWO...and again a near fall as Moxie was able to get out of it. Both Cassidy and Moxie are on their feet, Moxie again swings at Cassidy but he ducks and shoots for a double leg takedown, forcing the bat out of Moxie's hands. Cassidy began raining down punches on Moxie, before seeing the strand of wire Rutherford brought into the ring at the beginning of the match. He snatched it up, and wrapped it around his fist. He then hit several hammerfists on Moxie, splitting him open between the eyes. Laying him there to bleed, Cassidy stood up and turned around to a charging Azrael. Cassidy smashed Azrael in the head with his barbed wire covered hand, but was overtaken by Rutherford, who had gotten up and hit a low blow on Cassidy which sent him down to the mat. Rutherford picked up Cassidy, and drug him over to the other side of the ring, which overlooked a completed Devil's Bunk Beds already set up outside the ring. Rutherford locked up Cassidy in a double underhook clinch, and threw Cassidy with a belly to belly suplex that sent him over the ropes and into the Devil's Bunk Beds, shattering the light tubes and entangling him in the barbed wire.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good lord, apparently Criss Cassidy must have really pissed off Mike Rutherford, as he was the recipient first of a low blow, then got suplexed over the ropes and into the Devil's Bunk Beds.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
And it looks like Rutherford isn't done doing business with those Devil's Bunk Beds yet. He's going to get the other one, what is he going for now?[/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet he has evil thoughts in his mind.

Rutherford had indeed exited the ring, and came back with one of the tables needed for the Devil's Bunk Bed. He hoisted it over the ring ropes, letting it rest while he went to get the other one. However, as he came back with the 2nd one, Moxie came running and flying over the top rope and the table hitting a twisting moonsault on Rutherford outside the ring. Both Rutherford and Moxie were down outside the ring, and Azrael had just gotten back to his feet. Checking that Cassidy was still reeling from the low blow he received, he climbed outside and got the second table and lifted it into the ring. Climbing back into the ring himself, Azrael got the tables stacked on top of each other. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
This does not look good for the other three wrestlers in this match. Azrael in control and the Devil's Bunk Beds fully ready to be used. I would not want to be Cassidy, Moxie, or Rutherford at this point in time.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
C'mon Azrael, I picked you! Make this official and get it over with![/b]

Azrael went to the downed Cassidy, and picked him up in the Last Rite. However, before he could send Cassidy into the tables, Cassidy landed punches to Azrael's head and fell into a pinning predicament. ONE...TWO... and just a two count as Mike Rutherford came back into the match and put a boot in the back of Cassidy's skull to break up the pin. Rutherford went back outside, and searched under the ring until he found a spool of barbed wire. Getting back into the ring, he grabbed Azrael and threw him onto the bottom table of the Devil's Bunk Beds. Laying there helpless, Rutherford took his wire and began wrapping it around Azrael, binding him to the table. Unable to break the bond, Azrael looked on aimlessly as Rutherford and Cassidy began to battle. They exchanged punches, but Cassidy got the better of Rutherford with a roundhouse kick to the head. He then exited the ring, and found another pair of light tubes covered in barbed wire. Moxie attempted to assault him on his way back him, but Cassidy quickly stepped out of the way and broke one of the tubes across his back, causing Moxie to fall forward and hit his head on the ring post. Cassidy then got back on the ring apron, and waited for Rutherford to get back to his feet. Once in a standing position, Cassidy spring boarded onto the top rope, and dived straight at Rutherford, hitting him square in the head with the light tube. With this move, the fans began chanting[/color]

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good God in Heaven, Cassidy just lept from the top rope and slugged Rutherford with that light tube in the head. What else will we see tonight from these four?[/b]

JASON MARTEL
I'm not sure Mark, but it looks like Rutherford is now getting a taste of his own medicine for what he did to Azrael. This does not look good for one half of the tag team champions.[/b]

Cassidy had picked up Rutherford, and led him onto the top turnbuckle, where he laid him out on top of the second table which stood over Azrael. He then retrieved the same bale of barbed wire, and bound Rutherford to the table. Cassidy then got down off the turnbuckle, and went back outside. He checked that Moxie was still laid out, and began looking under the ring for something. He came back up with a ladder, left over from the TLC match previously in the night. He chucked it into the ring, and set it up in the middle of the ring within striking range of the Devil's Bunk Beds and the two wrestlers on them at the moment.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don't like how this looks for Mike Rutheford and Azrael. Criss Cassidy has some evil plans in mind for them, and it includes that ladder he's got set up in the ring.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
How can Cassidy be getting away with this? This is a Barbed Wire match, not a ladder match. He needs to get that thing out of there![/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to hear your complaint Jason. Feel free to leave the broadcast position and go yell at him, see what happens.[/b]

JASON MARTEL
Justice will be served in it's own way Mark, I don't need to leave my chair. It will get taken care of in it's own way.[/b]

Cassidy has the ladder set up, and he began climbing the far side of the ladder slowly but surely. Right before he gets to the top, Moxie all of a sudden makes his way back into the ring and up the near side of the ladder. They meet near the top, and begin exchanging punches. Cassidy landed a punch right on the button, and Moxie lost one hand and leaned precariously off the ladder near the two tables set up. This gave Cassidy the time he needed to climb to the very top of the ladder. Every fan in the arena was on their feet screaming for something to happen. Cassidy tried to balance himself, but Moxie was able to get just below him and strike him a couple times in the stomach. Moxie then stood up, and hit Cassidy with a low blow. Cassidy grabbed his groin, and fell off to the left of the ladder and out of play. Moxie then took the position on the top of the ladder that Cassidy vacated when he fell. Looking down at the two men bound and helpless on the tables, and looked out over the crowd who was going bananas. Moxie took a deep breath, and executed In-Mox-Ication from the top of the ladder, sending him through Mike Rutherford and his table, and Azrael and the bottom table. The sound was incredible, tables cracking and light tubes shattering. Azrael and Mike Rutherford were turned into bloody messages by the carnage of wire, broken tables, and destroyed light tubes. Moxie crawled over to Azrael and was able to lay an arm across his chest for a cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! The fans exploded as the huge high-risk move resulted in a win for Moxie.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Johnny Moxie![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Holy Lord of all things tiny and mortal on this Earth, Johnny Moxie just executed what could be the riskiest move in SNW history and it paid off for him in a big way. His corkscrew leg drop sent him through the Devil's Bunk Beds and the two wrestlers on them. Mass chaos was caused, but Moxie had the strength to cover Azrael and pick up the three count and the last spot in Cage of Death.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
I can not believe what I just saw. Criss Cassidy had the match locked up, but Johnny Moxie took the low road with the low blow, and stole the match from Cassidy. Moxie should be ashamed of himself![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wait, in a match that involved all things barbed wire, you're complaining about a low blow? What are you smoking over there, or are you just pissy because your pick Azrael ended up getting pinned by the winner?[/color]

JASON MARTEL
I'm trying to maintain the integrity of 4 Up, do you have a problem with that?[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right, well integrity be damned, Johnny Moxie is the fourth competitor in the 4 Up final tonight, and is now one step closer to becoming SNW's first ever Bad Blood Champion.[/color]

Shot opens in a backstage hallway, where Stephanie Kelley is walking Luna Vachon to a training facility.

STEPHANIE KELLEY
You sure you're going to be OK?

LUNA VACHON
Have you forgotten just who in the hell I am?

STEPHANIE KELLEY
Point well taken.

At that moment, they bump into Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller.

GORDIE
Hey, watch where... Oh, you must be Stephanie Kelley. My apologies.

STEPHANIE KELLEY
And you must be the guy Andrew Smith was telling me about that got caught making out with a lifelike sex doll.

Gordie, shocked at what Stephanie just said, tries to come back with something, but can't find the words to say as he just stammers. Stephanie then turns her attention to Dunpork.

DUNPORK
Heh. I never had to rely on sex dolls.

STEPHANIE KELLEY
Nope. All you rely on is pound after pound of fried turkey legs, red meat, and tons of "Skinemax."

Dunpork's jaw seemingly drops to the floor. Stephanie then turns her attention to the commish.

STEPHANIE KELLEY
And I hear you enjoy the commissionary position. You must've been devastated when Cade Malibu left the company just as fast as he came... so to speak.

Angered by her comments, Craig puts his puts his hands on his hips, much like an angry woman would. Stephanie just grins and walks off. Luna can't contain herself any longer and laughs in such a high-pitched hyena voice as she walks off. Shot switches back to ringside at the broadcast table. Jason Martel is not amused, but Mark Followill is insane with laughter.

JASON MARTEL
Can you believe the gall of that jezebel?! How dare she say those things about the very men that this great wrestling company is named after!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's the funniest damn thing I've seen in this company!

JASON MARTEL
Couldn't be funnier than when you puked off the roof of the Gordietorium. Now THAT was pure comedy!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a buzzkill you are.

JASON MARTEL
I call it like I see it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well the ring crew has cleaned everything up, so let's send it down to Monica Deluca for the Dog Collar Match that will pit "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels against SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper for the Texas Championship.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"Super Hero" by Jane's Addiction plays, and out to a chorus of boos comes "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. He soaks in all the hate, as he walks his way to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, here we go now folks. Alex Daniels is on his way to the ring, as we get set here for the SNW Texas Championship match. Not just any match, but it is a Dog Collar match.

JASON MARTEL
Which just means whenever Alex Daniels wants to punish and mutilate Reaper, he can do it within arm's length and won't have to go very far. You know he was the 2008 Wrestler of the Year.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, I've heard that.

Daniels climbs in the ring, the boos still raining down on him. He gets on the turnbuckle, and raises his arms to signify his confidence and power in himself. Daniels gets down, and stands in the corner waiting. "Into The Fire" by Disturbed comes on the PA, and the crowd leaps to their feet as the SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper comes in from the back. Sleeveless hooded robe in place, the robe parts in the middle for the fans to see the shining title belt worn around Soul Reaper's waist. He slowly walks to the ring, eyes focused on Alex Daniels already in the ring.

[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
There he is, the SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper. He is walking into a war for that prize that he currently has around his waist.

JASON MARTEL
He better savor every moment that he has that belt, because after this match he will not have it anymore. It will be around the waist of the TRUE champion Alex Daniels.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, if Alex Daniels is as confident in himself as you are in him, then winning shouldn't be an issue for him.

JASON MARTEL
When you're the 2008 Wrestler of the year, you are always confident no matter who you get in the ring to face you.

Soul Reaper climbs into the ring, all the while never taking his eyes off Alex Daniels. He unbuckles his belt from his waist and hands it to the referee, who holds it as they wait for the official ring announcement.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the SNW Texas Title, and it is a Dog Collar Match. Both competitors will wear a dog collar around their neck, with a rope connecting the two. The winner of the match must score a pinfall or submission over his opponent. Introducing first the challenger. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the 2008 Wrestler of the Year, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

The crowd boos as Daniels makes the title belt gesture across his waist, signifying his desire to win the belt.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, from Fresno, California. Weighing in at 242 lbs., he is the reigning and defending SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

Reaper does not react at all to the crowd's uproar of cheers, he remains focused on his opponent across the ring Daniels.

"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels vs Soul Reaper(c): SNW Texas Championship Match

The referee held up the title belt, and gave it to the timekeeper, as well as retrieved the dog collars from ringside. He strapped one around Soul Reaper's neck, and attacked the rope to his. He then walked over to Daniels, strapped on his collar and attached the rope to his collar. Once both collars were in place securely, the bell was rung and the match began. Both men grabbed the rope, and began to have a tug-of-war. Each combatant tugged hard, but eventually Reaper got the better of Daniels and pulled him over to his side of the ring. He wrapped the rope around the part of Daniels' neck that wasn't covered by the collar, and began to choke out Daniels. After about twenty seconds of that, Daniels delivered a backwards kick to the groin of Reaper, followed up by a mule kick right to the gut sending Reaper into the corner. Daniels turned around,mounted Reaper and delivered punches until Reaper was able to grab Daniels around the waste, and deliver a vicious power bomb to Daniels. Reaper picked him back up, spun him around, and hit a release German suplex on Daniels. Reaper bent over to pick up Daniels again, but he swept Reaper's feet out from under him. Daniels popped up, and locked in a Sharpshooter on Reaper. He sat back, essentially sitting on Reaper's back. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Daniels has that Sharpshooter locked in tight, I don't see a way for Reaper to get out of it.

JASON MARTEL
He can't get out of it, that's how Daniels is going to win. He's going to force Soul Reaper to tap out, to quit to him. He wants that psychological satiation of getting the SNW Texas champion to tap out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Where the hell did you learn the word "satiation"?

Daniels had the Sharpshooter locked in, and the referee asked Reaper if he wanted to give up, but he did not receiver an answer. Reaper dropped his hands, falling chest first on the mat. Daniels sat down even closer on his back, but did not realize that it gave Reaper the slack on the rope enough for him to pull it. Reaper yanked the rope attached to Daniel's dog collar, and Daniels fell backwards breaking the Sharpshooter. Daniels picked up Reaper, but Reaper suddenly locked up Daniels and hit an Exploder suplex, sending both back to the ground. Reaper crawled over to Daniels and covered him. ONE...TW and not yet a two count as Daniels was able to kick out of the pin attempt. Reaper stood up, grabbed the rope and pulled Daniels up by the rope. Reaper jerked the rope, Daniels came toward him, and Reaper clotheslined him. Reaper pulled the rope again, and again Daniels was on the hard receiving end of a clothesline. Reaper rallied back, as he hit a third harsh clothesline on Daniels. Reaper wrapped part of the rope around his fist, and took the mount position on top of Daniels. Using his rope covered fist, he began to deliver hammerfists to Daniel, pounding his head repeatedly. On his fifth punch, Daniel started bleeding from the head. Reaper saw this, and began pounding the wound even harder with his fist, causing it to bleed even more. Daniel's face slowly but surely became covered in his blood like a mask.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
The referee needs to get control of Soul Reaper here, he's acting like a deranged jackal on Alex Daniels. That can't possibly be legal.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don't think you understand the concept of no-disqualification Jason, there are NO RULES. Either of them can do whatever they want, Reaper is just taking more advantage of that than Daniels is at the moment. So stop complaining.

JASON MARTEL
Mark you need to shut up, before I make you bleed like Alex Daniels is right now.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The only bleeding you can cause Jason is when your time of the month comes around.

Reaper has mercifully gotten up off Daniels, the blood flowed like a river from his forehead. Reaper brought Daniels to his feet, and Daniels feebly attempt to land a couple punches that Reaper just stepped aside from. Reaper grabbed a long section of the rope, and whipped Daniels in the stomach with it. Bent over, Reaper drove it into his back over and over again. Red whip marks began to show up on Daniels' back, as Reaper repeatedly whipped him with the rope attaching the pair. Not done yet, Reaper once again got Daniels to his feet, but this time shot him off into the ropes using the rope, and when he came back he delivered a Heart Stopper spine buster that flattened Daniels and took the air out of him. Reaper went for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! Reaper picked up the three count, as the crowd whipped into a frenzy.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Seemingly academic that Reaper would pick up the win here, he just beat Daniels like a red-headed step-child tonight.

JASON MARTEL
This CAN'T be right! Daniels was supposed to win, and he went out there and lost! What the Hell is going on here?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'll tell you Jason, an old-fashioned case of...wait what's going on now?

"Ecstasy of Gold" hits over the PA, and Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller stands at the key of the entrance area, wearing a suit and hat that is eerily reminiscent of former Cowboy head coach Tom Landry. The crowd sees him and begins to boo at his appearance.[/color]

CRAIG MUELLER
I'm sorry to interrupt your "victory" here Soul Reaper, but I'm quite elated to inform you that you haven't won anything. I guess nobody got the memo, but to win this match, you must drag your opponent and touch all four corners in the ring. So, Mr. Timekeeper if you will ring the bell, you two have a match to finish.

The fans are booing Mueller heavily now, as Reaper looks at Mueller with a perplexed look on his face and his hands on his hips.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Commissioner Mueller is a low-life scoundrel! Soul Reaper had this match won, but he came out and changed the rules because he couldn't bear to see his golden boy lose the match. How sickening is this!

JASON MARTEL
Sickening? Whats wrong with you Mark, this isn't sickening. This is brilliant, Commish Mueller is just informing us of a rule change that was never announced. I personally blamed Monica, let's fire her and go out and get a quality announcer. Maybe that Ken Kennedy fellow, he's looking for a job now...

MARK FOLLOWILL
How can you be thinking about firing the ring announcer when Soul Reaper just got screwed out of his match? Do you really have no brain?

JASON MARTEL
Calm down Mark, he hasn't been screwed out of his match. He just hasn't won the match yet, that is if he wins it at all now.

The bell rings to announce the restart, and Reaper began to make his way around the ring. He walked to the closest turnbuckle, all the while dragging Daniels by the neck, and touched the first turnbuckle. The referee threw up a one with his hand to recognize the tap. Reaper then slowly walks and drags Daniels over to the second turnbuckle, and hits that one as well. The referee holds up two fingers, to signify Reaper is halfway there. All of a sudden Daniels trips Reaper with the rope, and made a run to the corner Reaper just touched and smacked it. The referee now had his other hand with a one to represent Daniels' success. Sprinting as quickly as he could, Daniels' pulled the dead weight of Reaper and touched the corner Reaper hit the first time. The count now read two two for each man.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
Alex Daniels is making a heroic comeback here Mark, can you believe it?[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
No I can't, and Alex Daniels should be ashamed of himself. If he comes back and wins this match, he should give the title to Craig Mueller because that's who won this match, not Alex Daniels.[/color]

JASON MARTEL
Lighten up Mark,we are about to have a new Texas Champion. Get excited about it![/color]

Daniels then made a mad dash for the third turnbuckle,and emphatically slapped it. However, what Daniels didn't see was that Reaper tapped the bottom turnbuckle of the third corner when Daniels did. The referee saw it, and in his excitement Daniels did not notice the referee hold up three fingers on each hand. Daniels decided to slow down, and walk to the fourth turnbuckle, as he thought he had the match in hand. As he got within three feet of the fourth turnbuckle, all of a sudden the rope jerked. Daniels lurched back, but tried to continue on. The rope jerked again, and Daniels looked around to see Reaper on his feet holding the rope. His eyes got wide, as Reaper pulled him forward and hit a thundering clothesline that floored Daniels and stopped his momentum. Reaper pulled forward, and touched the fourth and final turnbuckle. The bell rung once again, with Reaper standing over the fallen Alex Daniels. However, before the referee could raise Reaper's hand, Craig Mueller once again spoke from the entrance way.[/color]

CRAIG MUELLER
Stop it, stop the celebration! Reaper, once again you have failed to win a damn thing. Because even though you did touch every turnbuckle, you failed to complete the final part of the match. You now must hang your opponent over the ropes, and choke him out into submission.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a damn lousy dog that damn commissioner is! What a sorry son of a bitch![/color]

JASON MARTEL
Why are you cursing up a blue streak Mark? It shouldn't matter if Reaper is such a "great champion", then it shouldn't be a problem. You seem so unsure of him, it's almost like you don't believe in him.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's the principle of the matter, Reaper has won this match twice, and that sorry lying scoundrel...uh oh. Looks like someone else is not happy with the commish's decision.[/color]

Mueller stood at the entrance, looking around as to why the crowd is all of a sudden staring at him and cheering. Mueller turned around, and staring him in the face is Matt Margera! Mueller's eyes suddenly got wide, and he began to back up and put his hands out in front of him. Margera smiled, and hit Mueller with the Benihana right in the head. Mueller fell to the ground, and Margera picked him up,threw him over his shoulder,and walked to the back commissioner in tow.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
My God, Matt Margera has returned to SNW, and he just took out Craig Mueller! Hell has truly frozen over, and business has just picked up here in SNW![/color]

JASON MARTEL
What the hell is that coward doing back here? Shouldn't he be at home cowering in a corner? And who does he think he is, taking out the honorable commissioner like that? He'll pay for that one.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, we need to focus back in on the ring, because the bell has rung, and the match has restarted for the third time tonight.[/color]

In the ring, the match had indeed restarted. Reaper brought up Daniels to try and sling him over the top, but Daniels landed a swift uppercut, and hit Reaper with the Thunderbolt. Daniels walked to the fourth corner and touched the turnbuckle, so all he had to do was choke Reaper over the top rope and he would win. Daniels acted cocky, kicking Reaper while he was down, trying to wear him out before he tossed him over. Daniels climbed up to the top rope, and came down with an elbow drop on Reaper, forcing him to exclaim in pain. Daniels cockily picked up Reaper, and balanced him on his feet. He went back up on the top turnbuckle, and went to execute a hurracanrana. Daniels landed the jump, but as he went to execute the flip, Reaper woke up and brought him back up to power bomb level. Reaper shoved a squirming Daniels onto his back, and hit Daniels with Reaper's Requiem. Daniels now laid motionless on the mat, as Reaper picked him back up, and now gathered some of the rope that tied the two together. Reaper then locked in The Cold, Hard Truth using the rope to provide extra power. Daniels' face soon lost color, and eventually he passed out from the hold. Reaper scooped up Daniels and dumped him over the ropes, all the while pulling on the rope connecting them as hard as he can. The referee looks at Daniels, grabs his arm, and lifts it up. His arm falls, and the referee counts one. Referee lifted up the arm again, and again it fell. The referee and crowd chanted two. The referee lifted Daniels' arm up in the air, and it fell again for the three count. The bell rung, and the match finally ended.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and STILL SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

MARK FOLLOWILL
For the third time tonight, Soul Reaper has won the match, and this time he will get to celebrate it. Reaper has finally conquered Daniels, in three different ways. Justice has finally been served!

JASON MARTEL
How can you possible say that?!? Soul Reaper cheated, look how he used the rope to choke out Alex Daniels, that has to be illegal!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Once again, no disqualification. He could have ripped out his intestines and choked him with that and the referee could not have done a damn thing.

The referee gave Soul Reaper his belt, and he climbed up on the turnbuckle, looking exhausted and holding it up with one hand. He got down, buckled it around his waist, and made his way to the back.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Folks, I'm hearing in my headset that one of our cameras has found Matt Margera and Craig Mueller, let's take you backstage and show you this immediately.

The shot quickly changes to the backstage area, where we see Matt Margera standing over Craig Mueller pounding him into unconsciousness. All of a sudden Gordie and George run up, and George grabs Matt and throws him off Craig.[/color]

GEORGE DUNPORK
What the Hell do you think you are doing Margera? Did you finally go crazy, or do you have a death wish tonight?

Matt Margera
Not quite lardass, because I have some bad news for you three. If you remember your good friend Goryokaku, he has kindly informed me that I now own 50% of SNW.

GORDON HEATH
That is preposterous! I bought his shares before he retired! You can't own what I do, you dumb ass! I'll have you thrown out of my arena right now!

MATT MARGERA
Oh, you want to throw me out of YOUR arena? Why don't you take a look at this little piece of paper for me.

Margera fishes out an envelope from his pocket, and takes out a couple sheets of paper. Looking for the right one, he finds it and sticks it right in Gordie's face. He points to a certain section, which Gordie reads. His eyes get wide, and he drops the contracts. The camera zooms in on the section, which is circled in red. It says "I, Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven, sell my shares of Sports Nutz Wrestling over to the original founding owners of Sports Nutz Wrestling."[/color]

MATT MARGERA
I'm glad to be working with you, partner.

Margera walks off, grinning as wide as a peeled banana. Gordie can not move, he looks like he has been hit with a 2x4. George is still attending to Craig, however we hear Margera yell one last thing within camera range.[/color]

MATT MARGERA
Oh, and just to inform you guys, my first action as co-owner is that I have officially re-hired Brenda Price![/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot switches back to ringside, where Jason Martel again is quite pissed off, and again Mark Followill is elated with joy.

JASON MARTEL
And what are you so happy about?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The fact that Gordon Heath doesn't bother to read fine print. Last year, it was failing to read the fine print that resulted in Matt Margera being co-owner with Gordon Heath last year, and failing to read the fine print has resulted in Matt Margera once again being Gordie's co-owner.

JASON MARTEL
Well this whole thing stinks!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well something that won't stink is the 3 Way Dance for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title that will pit the current champion, Cyanide, against Super Vader and Nick Scott. Let's send it down to Monica for the introductions.

"The Game" by Drowning Pool hits, and "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli , begins making his way to the ring. Trademark black towel over his head, he and Spiccoli walk to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Three Way Dance for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title, contested under no disqualification rules. Making his way to the ring is challenger #1, from Cincinatti, Ohio. Weighing in at 230 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Athony Spiccoli and representing Chapter Six, "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott!

Scott climbs into the ring, while Spiccoli makes his way to the other side of the ring. Scott mounts the turnbuckle, and raises both fists to the crowd as he shows his readiness for the match.

[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Nick Scott as always confident and ready as we get ready for a Three Way Dance to decide the SNW Von Erich Memorial title. Even though this match is no disqualification, let's hope Tony Spiccoli keeps his big Italian nose out of this match.


JASON MARTEL
Always have to stereotype don't you Mark? Why can't you just accept that Nick Scott is a great competitor and will probably de-throne that fraud Cyanide here tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Were you giving Spiccoli one of those plumpkins you promised these fans in the Barbed Wire match before he came out here?

JASON MARTEL
Of course you would want to know that Mark.

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer" comes on, and Super Vader lumbers his way out from the back. Grunting and screaming at his fans, he walks down the ramp throwing up the Vader sign.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring is challenger #2. From Colorado Springs, Colorado. Weighing in at 450 lbs., representing the Destruction Crew, Super Vader!

Super Vader climbs his large self into the ring, and poses on the turnbuckle to the massive cheers of the fans. They imitate him as he shows the Vader symbol with his hands.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is one big, mean cuss right here. 450 lbs of, well destruction if you will pardon the pun.

JASON MARTEL
Well look at you trying to be Norm Hitzges, aren't you just special?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wish he would hear that and drag you into that ring and Vader Splash you. I would pay countless amounts of cash to see that before I die.

JASON MARTEL
You're probably the expert on large men getting on top of you Mark, so I'll just let that go.

"Cyanide" by Metallica plays, and the fans get wild as the current SNW Von Erich Memorial champion Cyanide begins his trip to the ring. The SNW Von Erich Memorial belt gleaming in the light, he slowly walks to the ring over-viewing his two challengers in the ring. [/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from San Jose, California. Weighing in at 225 lbs., he is the reigning and defending SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide!

Cyanide climbs into the ring, never taking his eyes off the two challengers. He takes off his belt and hands it to the referee.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Here we go, a Three Way Dance for Cyanide's SNW Von Erich Memorial title. Couple things to watch here, the rivalry between Chapter Six and the Destruction Crew could prove helpful to the champion as his work could be done for him tonight. However, he is at a major disadvantage with the possibility of being eliminated first and guaranteeing his title change hands without him getting to defend.

JASON MARTEL
If he is that good Mark, then none of that will matter. He will be able to defend his title successfully, which quite frankly I don't think will happen tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
More predictions from the Swinging Swami, as the match gets underway here in Austin at 4 Up!

"No Gimmicks" Nick Scott vs Super Vader vs Cyanide(c): Von Erich Memorial Championship Match

The referee held up the belt to the crowd and all three competitors, and the bell rung signaling the start of the match. All three men seemed apprehensive, before the first move was made when Scott charged at Super Vader trying a Spear, but Vader absorbed the shot. Frustrated, Scott began trading punches with the behemoth. Cyanide joined him, and both champion and challenger teamed up on Vader sending him into the corner. Cyanide laid into Vader with stiff chops to the chest, eliciting a "WOOOO" from the crowd after each chop. After about 6, Vader staggered out of the corner, and Scott nailed him with a running knee lift sending him stumbling to the canvas. Scott bent over Vader, and locked in a House of Pain on Vader, making the big man scream out in pain. However, right as Scott locked it in, Cyanide shot off the ropes and landed a running knee straight to Scott's face, sending him sprawling. Cyanide grabbed Scott's legs, and seemed to be ready to lock in a submission but instead planted his foot right in Scott's kilted groin. Scott rolled in pain, as Spiccoli jumped into the ring and went to confront Cyanide. The referee got in between the two, and Spiccoli began yelling at the referee. The two got into a shouting match, and Spiccoli shoved the referee to the ground. The referee bounced back up, and quickly ejected Spiccoli from the match. The fans cheered as Spiccoli protested, but was helped from the ring when Cyanide grabbed him by the neck, lifted him up and threw him over the top rope onto the floor.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like the ref had heard enough of Anthony Spiccoli's lip, and sent him packing to the back ejecting him from this match with a little help from Cyanide.

JASON MARTEL
This is outrageous! This is a no disqualification match, what right does the referee have to kick out one of the combatant's ringside associates? How could he possibly do that?!?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Spiccoli was protesting that blow south of the border on his man Jason, it's no disqualification so that's all legal. You never shove the referee, no matter how much you've got your panties in a wad.

JASON MARTEL
Nick Scott will make up for this grave breach of justice. He won't let this stand, he'll make Cyanide pay for that by taking his title!

In the ring, Vader has woken up and is going after Nick Scott. He picked up Scott, and dropped him for Snake Eyes on the turnbuckle before scooping him up, and walking around around a bit before executing a running power slam that rocked the ring. Scott tried to struggle to his feet, but before he could he was nailed with a shining wizard by Cyanide. Being picked up, Vader got him to his feet and hooked his arms so he could not escape from Vader's grasp. Cyanide lined him up, and sprayed Scott's face with his trademark green mist, blinding Scott. Vader let him go with a shove, and Cyanide hooked him up with Pure Poison and covered him. ONE...TWO...THREE! [/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Nick Scott has been eliminated, the match continues!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Just like that, Nick Scott gets to join his manager in the back as he has been eliminated.

JASON MARTEL
This is just obscene, that big oaf and that masked freak are conspiring against Nick Scott. They knew they couldn't beat him, so they just eliminated him from the match all together. What cowardly actions!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, regardless of how you see things Jason, Super Vader and Cyanide are the only two left in this match and will battle to one more fall to determine who walks out of the Austin Convention Center SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion.

Cyanide and Vader watched as Nick Scott stumbled back to the back, still having problems seeing due to Cyanide's green mist. Once he left, the two tapped fists and began to wrestle. A lock up, with Cyanide trying to bring Vader to the ground resulted in Vader shoving Cyanide off. They locked up again, this time with Vader showing Cyanide to the ground. Vader went for a leg drop, but Cyanide quickly moved and Vader hit the mat flat. Cyanide delivered a quick couple of stiff kicks to the expansive back of Vader, before Vader caught Cyanide's foot and stood up still holding his leg. Vader drew him in, and hit him with a side belly to belly suplex followed with a cover. ONE... and only a one count as Cyanide kicked out easily. Vader brought him back up to his feet by grabbing his hair, and threw him up on his shoulders and hit him with a Samoan drop. Vader dragged him to the corner, and slowly climbed up on the second rope. He bounced a couple of times, and went for the Vader Splash but missed as Cyanide was able to roll out of the way. With Vader on his back, Cyanide was able to climb on his back and lock in a cross-arm camel clutch. Vader struggled to break the hold, and attempted to roll over and force Cyanide to his back up he held firm. The referee asked him if he wanted to tap, but Vader emphatically told the referee he did not. In an amazing feat of strength, Vader somehow stood up with Cyanide hanging off his back, and whipped him over his neck and back first onto the mat. [/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wow, Super Vader just broke the hold in a way I doubt that has ever been accomplished before. That's the advantage to being 450 lbs. I would reckon.

JASON MARTEL
There's a difference between muscle and fat Mark, not like you'd know with the women you date.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why don't you climb into the ring Jason? I'd like to see Super Vader do that again, just with you.

JASON MARTEL
No thanks, I actually have a use for my body that isn't as a toothpick for women four times my size. I'll leave that to you bucko.

Back in the ring, Vader crouched over Cyanide, and was delivering punches with his ham-hock like fists onto his head. He yanked him up by the hair again, but Cyanide popped back quickly delivering rabbit punches that stunned Vader long enough for Cyanide to bounce off the ropes and hit a spinning heel kick. Vader staggered, but did not fall. Cyanide repeated the move, but again he stood tall. Cyanide looked amazed that Vader had not fallen yet, but he took a more practical approach, dropped to his knees and landed a solid punch to the groin. Vader winced and dropped to his knees, which led to another Cyanide shining wizard. Vader rolled to his back, which prompted Cyanide to climb to the top rope and hit a moonsault onto Vader and hooked the leg for a cover. ONE...TWO...and Vader got his shoulder up right after two. Frustrated, Cyanide went for a Tazzmission, locking it in on the giant Vader. Vader again struggled, flailing his arms trying to figure out a way to break the hold. He tried to stand up, but Cyanide tightened his hold on the neck of Vader, making him unable to stand. Eventually, he fell down, and Cyanide told the referee to check Vader. The referee lifted Vader's arm, and it fell. ONE, both the referee and crowd said. The referee lifted Vader's arm a second time, and again it fell. TWO, both crowd and referee chanted. The referee raised the arm a third time, but when he let it go, the arm shot up. Vader began coming back to life, and with his free arm delivered elbows to Cyanide's head, forcing him to let Vader out of the hold. Extremely mad now, Cyanide went outside the ring. He yanked the title belt away from the timekeeper, and rolled back into the ring.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide just can't figure out a way to win here, he just can't seem to catch a break here. Looks like he is about to take advantage of the no DQ clause to possibly finish this off for good.

JASON MARTEL
See, Cyanide can't retain the belt without some outside help. I knew he wasn't a worthy champion.

Cyanide stalked Vader waiting for him to stand up, and ran full speed at Vader trying to clock him with the title belt. Vader somehow ducked the belt, and caught Cyanide with the Rocky Mountain High causing him to drop the belt. Vader saw his opportunity, and picked up Cyanide and hit him with the Vader Bomb that set up a pin. ONE...TWO...THREE! The bell rang, and the crowd celebrated as Super Vader picked up the victory and became the new Von Erich Memorial Champion. [/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and the NEW SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

MARK FOLLOWILL
One of the greatest struggles for a title, and after a miscue by Cyanide, Super Vader was able to nail a Vader Bomb and become the new Von Erich Memorial Champion.

JASON MARTEL
Well, I told you Cyanide could not retain his title, and this right here proved it. He had Super Vader down and out, but he just couldn't close the door, and that allowed for Vader to come back and hit him with the Vader Bomb to pick up the win.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No doubt, in a pay per view that is filled with violence and bloodshed, this match was a beacon to stand up and true wrestling. The Destruction Crew is celebrating tonight, as they now have control of the Von Erich Memorial title.[/center]

[Hollywood]

TWO RINGS!

ONE STEEL CAGE!

ONLY ONE EVENT IS BIG ENOUGH TO HANDLE...

WAR GAMES! THE MATCH BEYOND!

SNW PRESENTS SUMMER BASH 2009! LIVE, AUGUST 15 FROM THE WILL ROGERS COLISEUM IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS!

Shot opens back at the broadcast table.

MARK FOLLOWILL
War Games: The Match Beyond! I cannot wait for Summer Bash on August 15!

JASON MARTEL
Boy, last year's War Games was brutal, and I'm sure this year's will be no different.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And fans in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, be sure to pick up your tickets as they go on sale Saturday, June 20, at all Ticketmaster locations!

"Chicken Huntin" blasts over the PA, and the Alley Ratz make their way down to the ring to a nice pop from the crowd.

[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a two on one handicap match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships. First, at a combined weight of 390 lbs, the team of Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ever since they arrived in Sports Nutz Wrestling last year, the Alley Ratz have been chasing the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, only to come up short in the opportunities they've had.

JASON MARTEL
How many chances are these two bozos going to get?!

The Alley Ratz enter the ring as "Chicken Huntin" dies down. "Breed" blasts over the PA, and the crowd cheers on as Andrew Smith, holding one SNW Texas Tag Team belt over his shoulder and wearing the other one around his waist and walks on down to the ring.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponent, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions and defending the belts by himself, Andrew Smith!

JASON MARTEL
Even if Mike Rutherford was allowed to compete in this match, I doubt he'd be able to make it after what he endured in the Barbed Wire Match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
TNT's Texas Tag Team Titles are definitely in jeopardy tonight.

Smith slides into the ring and takes off the tag belt that he's wearing around his waist and gives it, along with the other tag belt that was over his shoulder, to referee Mike Croft as "Breed" dies down. The ref holds the belts up in the air, hands them to the timekeeper and calls for the bell. The Alley Ratz waste no time running after Smith, who ducks their attempt at a double clothesline. They turn around, and Smith knocks them down with a one-man double clothesline as he goes down to his knees. Smith picks Eddy up and slams him down with a Gutwrench Suplex. Twitch is back up, and Smith immediately places his right arm under Twitch's right leg, bringing the leg up as he locks his right hand with his left hand, with Smith's left arm around Twitch's neck. Smith transitions all of this in one fluid motion into a Capture Suplex, a la Taz, sending Twitch crashing down to the canvas. Smith immediately goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Eddy breaks it up.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andrew Smith is holding his own in this handicap match, but not for long as Eddy takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.

JASON MARTEL
I'm afraid the numbers game will be too much for Andrew Smith.[/color]

Eddy picks Smith up and whips him into the ropes. Smith rebounds off the ropes and Eddy jumps up in the air, wrapping his legs around Smith's head as he goes for a huracanrana. But Smith counters with a powerbomb that sends Eddy down hard to the canvas, and Eddy rolls out of the ring and to the floor. Twitch is back up and dropkicks Smith in the back, sending Smith falling through the ropes, but Smith holds on and breaks his fall on the ring apron. Twitch charges over to Smith, but Smith grabs him and hoists him up on his shoulder. Smith follows through, slamming Twitch down on top of Eddy with a Samoan Drop to the outside.

OOOOOHHHHH![/color][/move][/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andrew Smith is starting this match off with guns a'blazin!

JASON MARTEL
Can you imagine how pissed off Mike Rutherford would be if he woke up at the hospital and found out that Andrew Smith lost the Texas Tag Titles all by himself?

Smith picks Twitch up and rolls him into the ring. Smith climbs up to the ring apron and is about to enter the ring, but Eddy has other ideas as he's gotten back up and grabs Smith by his ankles and yanks him down, slamming Smith facefirst onto the apron. Smith falls down to the floor, and Eddy holds onto the apron while stomping away at Smith. Eddy picks Smith up and rolls him back into the ring. Smith picks himself back up, but Twitch immediately knocks him right back down with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head. Eddy and Twitch work in tandem, with Eddy landing a standing moonsault on Smith, while at the same time Twitch nails a flipping leg drop across Smith's throat. They both cover Smith. ONE... TWO... Smith somehow kicks out at two. Eddy and Twitch pick Smith up and immediately knock him down with a double super kick. They again go for the cover. ONE... TWO... Smith again somehow kicks out. Eddy and Twitch, clearly frustrated, pick Smith up yet again. They hoist him up for a Double Fisherman's Buster, but Smith is able to keep himself from going up and over and lands back down onto his feet. Smith counters by hoisting both Eddy and Twitch up in the air and dropping them on their heads with a Double Brainbuster!

OOOOOHHHHHH![/move]

MARK FOLLOWILL
What strength on the part of Andrew Smith!

JASON MARTEL
But he doesn't seem to have any strength left to follow through with a pinfall.[/b]

Smith drapes an arm over Eddy's chest. ONE... TWO... Eddy gets the shoulder up. Smith takes a breath, and leans over and places his arm over Twitch's chest. ONE... TWO... Twitch gets the shoulder up. Smith uses picks Twitch up by the head, places him in a side headlock and runs, jumps up in the air and slams Twitch down facefirst with a Running Bulldog. Smith picks himself up, but is caught from out of nowhere with a front dropkick to the face by Eddy, sending Smith down to the canvas. Eddy stomps away at Smith, then proceeds to run the ropes as Smith slowly picks himself up. Eddy rebounds off the ropes, but Smith catches him from out of nowhere with a Spinebuster. Twitch is back up and charges toward Smith, but Smith catches him with a Drop Toe Hold, sending Twitch crashing facefirst onto the middle turnbuckle. Smith walks over to the turnbuckle, keeping an eye on Eddy to see if he's still down. Smith climbs all the way to the top turnbuckle, and comes flying off, nailing Eddy with a top rope Cannonball. Smith goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Twitch breaks it up just in time. Twitch picks Smith up, but Smith rakes Twitch's eyes in desperation, followed up by a bodyslam. Smith backs up, rebounds off the ropes and lands a knee drop across Twitch's temple. Smith goes for a cover on Twitch. ONE... TWO... Twitch kicks out.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andrew Smith can't seem to put the Alley Ratz away.

JASON MARTEL
I'm telling you, Mark. The numbers game is just too much.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Perhaps it is, but we won't know until the final bell rings.[/color]

Eddy charges over at Smith and goes for a right hand punch, but Smith blocks it, nailing Eddy with a hard forearm smash. Smith follows up with a side suplex, sending Eddy crashing down onto the canvas. Twitch charges at Smith, but Smith again goes for a Spinebuster. But this time, Twitch is ready as he counters Smith with a DDT. Twitch with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Smith gets the shoulder up, some way, somehow. Eddy is back up as he and Twitch attempt to whip Smith into the ropes, but Smith blocks the Irish Whip attempt. Smith then grabs Eddy and Twitch by the heads and smashes their skulls together with a double noggin knocker, sending both Eddy and Twitch down to the canvas. Smith walks over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle, his back turned to Twitch. Smith backflips off the top turnbuckle, landing a picture perfect moonsault onto Twitch. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Eddy breaks up the pin just in time. Eddy picks Smith up, but Smith fights back with a series of right hand punches. Twitch sneaks up behind Smith and takes him down with a Fallout Reverse DDT. Twitch proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle as Eddy picks Smith up by the legs in a wheelbarrow-style position. Twitch comes flying off the top turnbuckle, nailing a splash onto Smith's back as Eddy drops him down from the wheelbarrow-style position.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The 420 Drop Zone! ONE... TWO... THREE!

"Chicken Huntin" hits as the crowd pops for the new champions. The referee hands the belts to Eddy and Twitch as they roll to the outside. They spot Stephanie Kelley, and take a moment to embrace her. She wraps her arms around their necks as they hold their newly won belts up in the air.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners and new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
How in the world do they get to pose with Stephanie Kelley?! That's not fair!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now they're celebrating with the fans as they exit through the crowd.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside Gordon Heath's office. Gordie is sitting at his desk, obviously shaken as Dunpork tries to comfort him. The commish is conspicuous by his absence as IP Freely walks in.

IP FREELY
Gentlemen, may I have a minute of your time?

Gordie just looks up at IP Freely and doesn't say a word. Dunpork approaches IP Freely in a not-so-friendly manner.

DUNPORK
Look, right now is not the best time. The good commissioner is laid up in a hospital thanks to that psycho vigilante, Matt Margera. And Gordie's world has been turned upside down, also thanks to that psycho vigilante, Matt Margera. Now if you don't mind, get the hell outta here!

Shot switches back to ringside, where we see the SNW ring crew putting the steel cage together. The shot then switches back to Mark and Jason.

MARK FOLLOWILL
While the ring crew is setting up the steel cage for the upcoming Cage Of Death to close out 4 Up, let's discuss this very event. Last year, Hellspawn won the first annual 4 Up, with the final four being himself, Katrina, who was known as Wench at the time, Syco Boy, and Viper. But boy, what a difference a year makes.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. This year, a completely different final four as Vin Sin, Johnny Moxie, Chris Angel and James Jackson will be competing to be crowned the first ever SNW Bad Blood Champion. And it's safe to say that this event has not disappointed whatseover. In fact, maybe it's surpassed last year's event.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Only way to find out is to let the masses decide. Right now, let's take you to a special music video put together by our production crew, highlighting last year's 4 Up.

[/color]

A video package showing last year's 4 Up highlights is shown, set to the tune of "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.[/color]

We see such highlights as Hellspawn dropping Soul Reaper with a DDT onto a barbed wire bat; Andrew Smith taking Katrina down with a swinging neckbreaker off a ladder; Adriana Samu flying off the top of a ladder with a 450 corkscrew splash onto a prone Emo Kid who's lying on the broadcast table; Viper slamming Stank Lovve through a table with a double handed chokeslam; Syco Boy, Venom and Jackhammer punishing the General with numerous shots to his body with light tubes; and Hellspawn destroying everyone in the Cage Of Death and holding the SNW Texas Championship up in the air.

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.
[/i]

The steel cage has been set up, and the camera zooms in on the newly designed Bad Blood Championship that sits on the timekeeper's table. Camera switches back to focus on the ring and steel cage.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
It has come down to this. We started with 16, and now we're down to 4 as we get ready for the Cage Of Death.

JASON MARTEL
Four will enter, but only one will leave the Cage Of Death.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's send it down to Monica Deluca for the introductions.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is the Cage Of Death! The four wrestlers who won their matches in 4 Up will bring the weapons that represented their match, and the only way to win the Cage Of Death is to escape, either through the door or by climbing over the top, and both feet must touch the floor. The winner of the Cage Of Death will win 4 Up and be crowned the first ever SNW Bad Blood Champion.

"Crack A Bottle" hits, and the crowd boos their lungs out as Vin Sin, sans his entrance gear and face paint from earlier in the match, makes his way down to the cage, ignoring the boos and catcalls of the fans. He brings with him a ladder and steel chair.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing first, the winner of the TLC Match, Vin Sin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Interesting that Vin Sin is bringing a ladder into the Cage Of Death.

JASON MARTEL
Well he can use it as a weapon, plus it could give him an edge when trying to climb out of the cage.

Vin Sin enters the cage with the ladder and chair, setting it up in the corner, then exits the cage and looks under the ring, finding a bag of what is presumably thumbtacks. His music dies down as he re-enters the cage. "Balls To The Wall" blasts over the PA, and out walks Johnny Moxie with a barbed wire baseball bat in one hand, and a roll of barbed wire in the other, and the fans boo him as well. His ribs and head are bandaged from the previous match he had been in.

MONICA DELUCA
The winner of the Barbed Wire Match, Johnny Moxie!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's a miracle he's even coming out here after that brutal Barbed Wire Match.

JASON MARTEL
He's my pick to win this match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Weren't you just dogging him earlier?

JASON MARTEL
That's because you slipped me a mickey.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I did no such thing!

Moxie, fighting through the injuries he incurred from the previous match, enters the cage and takes his place in a corner as his music dies down. "Kashmir" booms over the PA, and James Jackson walks down to the ring as to loud boos from the crowd as he refuses to carry his weapon. Some poor stagehands has to follow behind him, carrying the table.

MONICA DELUCA
The winner of the Tables Match, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The gall of James Jackson, refusing to bring his weapon himself and making two poor stagehands carry it.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, he doesn't use weapons, Mark. Why should he ever have to touch one?

Jackson enters the cage and looks at the weapons in the ring with much disgust. The stagehands carry the table up into the cage, setting it down as Jackson's music dies down. Daughtry's "Wanted: Dead Or Alive" booms over the PA, and the crowd comes to their feet as Chris Angel, kendo stick in hand and his head bandaged, makes his way down to the ring.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
And the winner of the Kendo Stick Match, "The Dream" Chris Angel![/color]

Angel enters the cage with his kendo stick as the referee shuts the cage door.[/color]

CAGE OF DEATH[/color]

The match starts off with everyone staring each other down and circling the ring, wondering who'll strike first. Moxie takes the first shot at Angel with his barbed wire baseball bat, but Angel blocks it with his kendo stick, giving Vin Sin ample opportunity to nail Angel across the back with the steel chair. Jackson looks on at the other three who are battling it out. Moxie rips Angel's head bandage off and digs the barbed wire baseball bat into Angel's forehead, drawing more blood. Vin yells at Jackson to come after him, slamming the end of his chair onto the canvas. Jackson seems hesistant as Vin Sin has the chair in his possession, but Vin decides to throw the chair down. The two of them lock up, with Jackson getting the better of Vin with a go-behind waistlock. Jackson lifts Vin for a German Suplex, but Vin counters with a Bulldog, sending Jackson down facefirst onto the mat. Meanwhile, Moxie whips Angel into the ropes. Angel rebounds off the ropes and Moxie swings at him with the barbed wire bat, but Angel ducks underneath the swing. Moxie turns around, and Angel whacks him in the head with the kendo stick, causing the bandage on his head to fall off and bust Moxie wide open as he falls down to the mat.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're still early into the match, and it seems everyone is going for broke.

JASON MARTEL
With the prestige of winning 4 Up and being crowned the first ever Bad Blood Champion on the line, you better believe they'll break out all the stops.[/color]

Vin picks Jackson up, but Jackson immediately counters with a Release Northern Lights Suplex. Jackson back up, and Angel nails him with his kendo stick, staggering Jackson. Angel nails Jackson in the midsection with the kendo stick, and goes to swing the stick across Jackson's back. But Vin Sin grabs a hold of the kendo stick out of Angel's possession. Angel turns around, and Vin whacks him across the head with it, sending Angel down to one knee. Meanwhile, Moxie is taking advantage of everyone fighting each other and crawls over to the door, but Vin Sin spots him. Vin nails Moxie across the back with the kendo stick, stopping him from making it to the door. Vin picks Moxie up, wraps the kendo stick around Moxie's throat and brings him down with a White Russian Leg Sweep. Right as Vin gets up, Jackson grabs him from behind by the waist, throws him up and over with a release German Suplex, sending Vin Sin crashing down facefirst onto the canvas. Jackson immediately goes in to lock Vin Sin in a Single Leg Crab.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
James Jackson can't win the match in this manner.

JASON MARTEL
No, but he can do serious damage to Vin Sin's legs, which would severely handicap him from being able to get out the cage. I mean, how could he get out if he can't climb the cage or even walk?

Jackson cranks back on the single leg crab, only for Moxie and Angel to set aside their differences and pick up the ladder Vin Sin brought in. With Moxie holding one end, and Angel holding the other, the run and smash Jackson in the back of the head with the ladder, breaking up the Single Leg Crab. Angel and Moxie don't work together for long as they have a tug of war over the ladder. Moxie finally gains control, jabbing the ladder into Angel's midsection. Moxie picks the ladder up and runs at Angel, knocking him down as he smashes the top end of the ladder into Angel's head. Moxie walks over and sets the ladder up against one of the corners, but gets caught by Vin Sin with a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep from behind. Jackson is back up and catches Vin Sin from behind with a Release Tiger Suplex, but Jackson doesn't realize that Vin lands onto the steel chair that's lying down in the ring. Once he gets up and sees Vin Sin lying down on the chair, Jackson throws a fit and kicks the cage in disgust.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
James Jackson is clearly not happy with himself after unknowingly Tiger Suplexing Vin Sin onto the chair.

JASON MARTEL
I hate to be a critic of the great James Jackson, but he needs to stop worrying about whether or not someone gets hit with a weapon and worry about winning the match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I thought he wouldn't want to win a belt such as the Bad Blood, seeing as that it's not the "top tier" belt.

JASON MARTEL
Maybe the money that he gets from winning it will change his mind.

Unbeknown to Jackson, Angel has gotten back up and grabs the table that the stagehands brought in and sets it up. Angel grabs Jackson by the head and wails away at him with a series of right hand punches, then knocks Jackson down with an uppercut. Angel turns around to see Moxie flying off the top turnbuckle with a crossbody block attempt. but Angel catches Moxie and in one fluid motion counters with a spinning powerslam. Angel then sees Vin Sin getting back up and charges at him with a running big boot, but Vin Sin ducks underneath it. Angel turns around, only to get caught with a Windmill Kick from Vin Sin. Just as Vin Sin picks himself back up, James Jackson grabs him and slams him down with a T-Bone Suplex. Jackson picks himself back up and turns around only to get taken down with a Headscissors Takedown courtesy of Johnny Moxie. Jackson staggers back up, only to be on the receiving end of a Flatliner onto the chair courtesy of Moxie. Angel is back up and nails Moxie with a spear from out of nowhere. Vin Sin is back up and charges at Angel, but Angel catches him and brings him down hard with a Sidewalk Slam. Angel approaches Moxie, but apparently Moxie has been playing possum as he jumps up off his back and takes Angel down with an A.J. Styles-esque huracanrana variation. Moxie gets up, but Vin grabs him by the back of his head from out of nowhere and slams him facefirst into the cage. Vin Sin proceeds to dig Moxie's face into the cage, drawing even more blood from his forehead.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't believe they've gone this long without using the cage as a weapon.

JASON MARTEL
Look at James Jackson. He's come to and he's sitting in the corner, biding his time.

Moxie fights back with a backward low blow kick to Vin Sin's groin, causing Vin to fall down into the fetal position. During this time, Jackson has climbed half-way up the cage, but Moxie spots him as does Chris Angel. They temporarily work together to grab Jackson and double powerbomb him onto the mat. Before Angel can get up, Moxie runs and knees him in the head, knocking him down. Moxie decides he's going to attempt to get out of the cage by climbing out of the cage. He notices the ladder up against the corner, and has second thoughts about escaping, and instead sets the ladder up. He then grabs the bag of thumbtacks and empties the tacks onto the table that Angel had set up earlier.

MARK FOLLOWILL
One can only imagine what Johnny Moxie has in mind right now.

JASON MARTEL
Evil intentions, Mark. Evil intentions.

Moxie climbs to the top of the ladder, but Vin Sin kips up and runs up the ladder, punching away at Moxie. Moxie and Vin exchange right hand punches until Vin grabs Moxie by the head and slams his face down on the top of the ladder, giving him the upperhand. Vin Sin gets Moxie ready for a superplex off the ladder, but Angel has gotten back up and grabs Vin Sin's legs in preparation for the infamous Tower of Doom spot that's so popular on indy wrestling shows. Angel powerbombs Vin Sin, who superplexes Moxie off the ladder, and both Vin and Moxie crash through the table onto the thumbtacks.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT![/move]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel getting back up to his knees, but James Jackson just caught him with a Yakuza Kick to the head from out of nowhere! Where did he come from?!

JASON MARTEL
He's been biding his time, Mark. James Jackson has to be SNW's most intelligent wrestler on the entire roster.

Just as quickly as Jackson took Angel down with a Yakuza Kick to the head, Jackson runs over to the door and shouts for the ref to open it. The ref obliges, and Jackson walks down the steps and onto the floor as the crowd boos their lungs out and "Kashmir" booms over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of 4 Up and first ever SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

JASON MARTEL
What pure genius on the part of James Jackson! He proved tonight that pure wrestling beats out brawling any day of the week!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I hate to do it, but I have to give the devil his due. He won 4 Up without using one single weapon, knowingly anyway, and won 4 Up with pure wrestling. Now James Jackson apparently has something to say as Monica Deluca hands him the mic.

JAMES JACKSON
I said from day one that I would win this event with pure wrestling talent. And guess what? Those three bums inside the cage are still down and out from bashing each other's brains in with ladders, chairs, kendo sticks, and any other weapon they could find. The only weapon I needed was my pure, unadulterated wrestling skill. But alas, this event was to crown the Bad Blood Champion, and seeing as that this title is not a main event level title, I must now...

"Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie booms over the PA, and the crowd is abuzz, wondering who could be coming out. They go ballistic as Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain, microphone in hand as he walks down the aisle and approaches James Jackson.

MATT MARGERA
Long time, no see.

JAMES JACKSON
Do you mind? I wasn't finished.

MATT MARGERA
Oh, you weren't? Well my bad! By all means, finish!

JAMES JACKSON
Thank you! As I was saying...

MATT MARGERA
Finished!

The crowd roars in approval, but Jackson is not amused.

JAMES JACKSON
Hey, I wasn't...

MATT MARGERA
Going to throw down the Bad Blood Championship? You're damn right you're not going to.

Jackson is clearly frustrated as he stews in anger.

MATT MARGERA
You see, in case you didn't know, I'm now the co-owner of SNW thanks to a little clause in the contract that both Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven and Gordon Heath signed when Gory sold his shares of the company. Now there was a little clause in the 4 Up contracts that everyone signed that I guess you overlooked. You see, it clearly states that whoever wins 4 Up must fulfill his obligations as Bad Blood Champion, which includes defending the belt until the champion loses it.

JAMES JACKSON
Oh, and I guess that wouldn't have applied to Syco Boy?!

MATT MARGERA
Hey, let ME finish.

OOOOOOOOOO![/color][/move]

MATT MARGERA
First of all, Syco would've had to defend the belt until he lost it and he was aware of that stipulation. Although he only wanted to be back for one night only, he was prepared to be back on a regular basis if need be. But this isn't about Syco Boy. This is about you. If you throw that belt down, you will be in breach of contract to Sports Nutz Wrestling, and not only will I fire you from this company, but I will also blacklist you from the entire wrestling business that you love. Are we clear?

JAMES JACKSON
You win this round, Margera. But believe me, I'm going to use this belt as a stepping stone to bigger and better things, namely the Texas Heavyweight Championship.[/b]

"Kashmir" comes back on and plays over the PA as James Jackson stares Matt Margera down, then walks off with the Bad Blood Championship over his shoulder.[/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera not wasting any time to get things done here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
I'm already not looking forward to Matt Margera's Communist takeover here in SNW.

MARK FOLLOWILL
For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill saying good night, and tune in Saturday night, June 27 to the CW as Saturday Night Onslaught returns, live from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas![/center]