Summer Bash '09: 8/29/09

[Hollywood]

A shot of a warm summer beach with waves washing up on the shore and families occupying the beach is shown, with the kids yelling and wind flowing. All of a sudden the time lapse starts, and everything moves in fast motion. All the kids and families eventually pack up and go home, the sun sets and the moon rises. The fast motion stops, and now the scene is a dark beach with a full moon casting light over the waves. The camera cuts to the empty beach, when all of a sudden the wind picks up and the sand is uncovered partially and we see the gleaming gold of the SNW Texas Championship belt. Then a dark figure off camera places three lit candles in a triangle around the belt as a narrator begins to talk.

Three men, one championship. Tonight, we will see a competition between grapplers of epic proportion. Three will walk in, only one will walk out with the prize they are all fighting for.

The shot then leaves the beach, and we see highlights of various Soul Reaper matches, including him raising the belt at WrestleStock.

The champion, a man of great conviction and cunning. He has gone unchallenged in his kingdom, however tonight he will struggle to fight off two hungry lions that want to knock him from his throne. He will face his greatest challenge tonight, as in the spotlight he will attempt to retain the belt he covets so greatly.

The shot goes from Soul Reaper to Jack Clinton and highlights of Clinton's are shown, defeating Soul Reaper at Guy's Night Out.

The hungry man. The largest man in the match, he looks to have the advantage being a veteran of the ring and defeating the champion just two weeks beforehand. He is all in for this match, and tonight will tell if his ferociousness pays off.

The scene switches again from highlights of Jack Clinton to Vincent Matthews, which include him defeating Matt Margera at No Holds Barred in a steel cage.

And the confident man. A young, cocky individual. He has been hot lately, and hopes to ride his momentum and his self-confidence to victory and to bring home the big prize to his new group of stars just like himself.

The scene goes to a mix of highlights from all three competitors, intermingled with footage with all three holding and posing with the SNW Texas Championship.

Tonight, only one man can walk out with the title that all three desire. A Three Way Dance for the SNW Texas Championship, a trifecta of epic proportions. Who will walk out victorious, and who will end up in shameful defeat. This, is SNW's Summer Bash.



LIVE!!! WILL ROGERS COLISEUM!!! FORT WORTH, TX!!!

Camera pans around the Will Rogers Coliseum as the crowd is on their feet cheering.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Look at all these fans and... wait. Can the cameraman hear me?

JASON MARTEL
What's the matter?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I thought I saw something... Camera guy, sorry I don't know your name, but can you go back, do see the guy in the warmups?

Shot finds and focuses on a middle aged man wearing grey warmups, a dress hat, sunglasses and a big moustache standing behind a camcorder on a tripod.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, is that guy recording the show?

The guy behind the camera starts looking around and then notices that he's on camera and he runs away.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That guy looked familiar somehow...

JASON MARTEL
Well, all white people look alike...

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm not sure if that' exactly cool but anyway, welcome to the second annual Summer Bash, live from the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, TX!

HARRY SACHS
This match is scheduled for one fall and is a grudge match!

“Tell Everybody That You Know” begins to play as the lights go dim. Huge red pyros go off in an “X” formation before Criss Cassidy walks out from the back.

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HARRY SACHS
Introducing first weighing in at 215 pounds and from Brooklyn, New York Criss Cassidy!

As Cassidy walks down the aisle, adorned in his trademark trench coat and hood covering his face, the fans hurl their boos at him.[/I]

MARK FOLLOWILL
You want to talk about a great way to open our show tonight? This match will be it!

JASON MARTEL
People have said that the officials ordered this match due to the double count outs between these two. I bet you money that Lionheart found out Matt was back and ran to him, demanding this match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
So what if he did! I don’t think it matters!

JASON MARTEL
You are right. After Cassidy wins this, it won’t matter.

Cassidy slides into the ring. He tosses off his trench coat as he stands in the center of the ring, more boos reigning down on him. Cassidy’s music fades as “Lovefurypassionenergy” plays. The fans rise to their feet as Andy Lionheart emerges from the back, standing still.[/I]

HARRY SACHS
Weighing in at 210 pounds and from Kemi, Finland Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart looks around as the fans are screaming and Cassidy stands ready for him. Lionheart quickly runs down the aisle, slides into the ring, and starts for the turnbuckle to pose for the fans.[/I]

MARK FOLLOWILL
These fans lo..LOOK OUT!!!

Cassidy clubs Lionheart from behind as he stands on the turnbuckle. The bells sounds, bring the match officially underway. Cassidy throws Lionheart backwards and into the center of the ring. Lionhart comes up but quickly goes back down to the mat following a snap suplex from Cassidy.[/I]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cassidy isn’t waiting time here. He took advantage of Lionhart having his back turned and could end this match early.

JASON MARTEL
He might as there is a cover in the ring. One, two…

Lionheart kicks out of the pin attempt as the fans cheer. Cassidy sends Lionheart into the ropes and as Andy comes off he ducks a clothesline attempt from Cassidy, hitting his own on his opponent. He quickly follows up with a leg drop.[/I]

JASON MARTEL
Lionheart is cheating!!!

MARK FOLLOWILL
How is he cheating?

JASON MARTEL
He..I…

Lionheart makes a pin as the ref counts 1...2...but Cassidy kicks out, causing the fans to boo as they were making the count with the ref. Lionheart sends Cassidy into the corner with a Irish whip and charges in with a spear but Cassidy is able to move. The fans let out a huge “OHHHHHHH” as Lionheart holds his shoulder.[/I]


MARK FOLLOWILL
These two have faced each twice and I think Cassidy knew that was coming.

JASON MARTEL
No that was a miracle! God has delivered one to help his follower!

MARK FOLLOWILL
As much as I love religion let’s not drag it into the match.

JASON MARTEL
Fine then Cassidy is showing his superiority! Better?

Mark sighs as Cassidy gives Lionheart a spinning neck break in the middle of the ring. He rises to his feet and holds his arms out as the fans boo him. Lionheart pulls himself up as Cassidy spins around, delivering a roundhouse kick. He makes the cover as the ref counts 1...2...Andy is able to get his shoulder up to the crowd’s delight!

Cassidy isn’t happy as he pulls Lionheart up. He goes for a spinning heel kick but Lionheart is able to duck it. He nails a punch on Cassidy but doesn’t get much else in as Cassidy quickly gives him an Inverted DDT. [/I]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like Cassidy is going to put this match away!

JASON MARTEL
Don’t act so shocked by it. Lionheart bit off more than he could chew tonight. People will still love him tomorrow though he’ll be a big loser. Where’s Cassidy going?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like to the top turnbuckle! But the fans are getting behind Andy Lionheart!

Cassidy comes off with a corkscrew body press but Lionheart is able to roll out of the way. The fans let out a huge roar as Cassidy rolls around the ring. Andy pulls himself up, runs over, and nails a facebuster on Cassidy. He goes for a pin 1...2...Cassidy is able to kick out! Lionheart argues with the ref about the count as Cassidy gets to his feet unseen by Lionheart.[/I]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andy doesn’t see Cassidy!

JASON MARTEL
I know! This is going to be great!

Lionheart comes to his feet and sees Cassidy going for a clothesline. He ducks it and as Cassidy comes off the rope he is hit with a superkick! Lionheart runs over to the ropes, climbs up, and hits Cassidy with a diving spear as he comes to his feet. The crowd pops loud but gets louder as Andy grabs Cassidy, moves him to the center of the ring, and hit’s the Lion’s Heart! The ref and fans make the count 1...2...3!!![/I]

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner Andy Lionheart!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andy Lionhart just pulled off a huge upset!

JASON MARTEL
I can’t believe Cassidy lost this match!

MARK FOLLOWILL
People may be very doubtful of Cassidy now.

JASON MARTEL
I will NEVER be doubtful! NEVER!

“Lovefurypassionenergy” plays as Lionhart comes to his feet, holding his shoulder. The fans are on their feet, cheering, as he takes to the turnbuckles to pose for them. Cassidy rolls out of the ring, a scowl on his face. Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the Summer Bash banner, where Brenda Price is standing by to interview both Emo Kid and Katrina. Hannah is standing by with Emo Kid.[/I]

BRENDA PRICE
Standing with me right now are the two people who will be doing battle tonight for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship... the challenger, Emo Kid, and the champion, Katrina. Both of you hold a win apiece against each other, and tonight is the rubber match. And while there seems to be some mutual respect between the two of you, it also looks as if tensions are running high.

Emo Kid is staring down Kat as she talks.

KATRINA
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tensions running high. But you know what? Emo Kid, I have to say that you have grown on me. I mean, sure, you took a cheap win over me after Hellspawn attacked me at the very first SNW event. But that doesn't mean that you're not a cool guy. I mean, take for instance when he and Hannah invited Chris Angel and I over to their place the other day. Hannah made some baloney sandwiches... sure there was only one piece of baloney left for my sandwich, but still, I was hungry... And then Hannah, you went up to Emo Kid like this...

Kat takes her hand up to Emo's face and gives it a motherly loving pinch, much like how a mother lovingly pinches her little kid on the cheek. Emo Kid is not amused as he pushes Kat's hand off of his face.

EMO KID
Hey, you keep your hands to yourself.

KATRINA
Oh, you wanna be a big shot now, huh? You wanna be a tough guy! I'll tell you what...

EMO KID
No, I'LL tell you what. I'm here to win that belt.

Emo Kid gives the belt a little love tap, and Kat shoves him as hard as she can, pushing him back a bit.

KATRINA
Hey, you keep YOUR hands to YOURSELF!

Kat growls at Emo, then turns to walk away. But Emo grabs her by the arm, turning her around and puts his fist up to punch her, but he doesn't follow through.

EMO KID
I could've had you if I wanted.

Kat raises her fist as if to punch Emo, but doesn't follow through. Wrapped around her fist is a roll of barbed wire that was hidden as she hid her hand down behind the Von Erich Memorial Championship belt.

KATRINA
Oh no, you wouldn't have had me.

Emo Kid shakes his head, muttering "Whatever" as he and Hannah walk off.

BRENDA PRICE
OK, that's enough out of you two!

KATRINA
Bye bye! BYE BYE!

BRENDA PRICE
Mark, Jason, let's send it on back to you.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"An Open Letter to NYC" hits as both Kayden Christopher and Johnny Moxie make their way out from behind the entrance curtain, with the fans booing and heckling them. They take the time to hammer out a last minute gameplan as they walk down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a triple threat tag team match, where the first team to gain a pinfall or submission will win the match and be declared #1 contenders for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the team of Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher, Revolution X!

MARK FOLLOWILL
If I may state the obvious, Revolution X have been on a downard spiral the past few weeks, so this match is without question a must win.

JASON MARTEL
It certainly is. They win, then they're the luckiest tag team on the planet to receive a shot at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. But if they lose, they fall all the way down to the bottom of the tag team division here in SNW.

Kayden slides into the ring while Moxie hops onto the apron and leaps over the top rope to enter the ring. Kayden and Moxie taunt the fans who are booing and heckling them as their music dies down. "Chicken Huntin" hits, and the Alley Ratz come out to a big pop from the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
Introducing the team of Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
Why in the blue hell are the Bad News Bears of SNW being allowed another chance to receive a shot at the Texas Tag Team Titles?

MARK FOLLOWILL
The same reason that Revolution X is receiving another shot.

JASON MARTEL
Well, Revolution X at least worry about trying to win matches and not whether or not someone is left out of a video game.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, at least the Alley Ratz never needed to buy toy belts from Toys 'R' Us and call themselves champions.

The Ratz slide into the ring and play to the crowd as their music dies down. "Zero" blasts over the PA, and out come Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca to loud boos from the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
And introducing the team of Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca have a score to settle with the Alley Ratz, as they attacked one of the Ratz newest friends a few weeks ago, Zippy the Clown.

JASON MARTEL
It's about time we had some real wrestlers here like Gavin and Bianca.

Gavin and Bianca hop onto the apron, with Gavin wrapping his arms around the ropes and leaning back to look at the crowd, who still hates him and Bianca. They enter the ring as their music dies down.

Alley Ratz vs Revolution X vs Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca

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Gavin tells Moxie and Kayden that he wants to start the match off with one of the Ratz, and Revolution X obliges as the match starts with Gavin and Eddy. Gavin slaps Eddy hard in the face, angering Eddy. Eddy goes to punch back, but Gavin blocks the punch and nails Eddy with a series of right hand punches. Gavin whips Eddy into the corner, charges in, spins around and delivers a discus clothesline, then follows up with a running bulldog to Eddy out of the corner. Gavin makes the tag to Bianca, who climbs to the top turnbuckle, and comes flying down with a guillotine leg drop across Eddy's throat. Bianca goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Eddy kicks out. Bianca picks Eddy up and takes him down with an STO backbreaker, picks him right back up from her knees and slams him down with a sitout facebuster. She goes for the pin again, but Twitch runs in and breaks it up. She turns her attention to Twitch and puts the bad mouth to him. Right as she turns around, Eddy takes her down with a DDT. Eddy makes the tag to Twitch, and they pick Bianca up, bringing her back down with a Double Fisherman's Buster. Twitch goes to make the cover, but Moxie runs in to break it up. Twitch proceeds to climb the top turnbuckle as Bianca picks herself up. Twitch flies off the top turnbuckle with a Dragonrana. ONE... TWO... Bianca kicks out.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Bianca De Luca back up, and Kayden Christopher tags himself in.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, it's first team to a fall that wins. Gotta do what you can to win the match.

Bianca shoots a dirty look at Kayden as she goes back to her corner. Kayden just smirks at her, but right as he turns around, Twitch knocks him down with a standing dropkick. Twitch then makes the tag to Eddy, and the two whip Kayden into the ropes. They duck down, but Kayden counters with a clubbing blow to the back of Twitch's neck, knocking him down as he rolls out of the ring. Kayden then picks up Eddy and brings him down with a T-Bone side suplex. Kayden picks Eddy back up, but Eddy nails him with a sitout jawbreaker, knocking Kayden backwards into his team's corner. Moxie tags himself in and runs in after Eddy, but as he charges after Eddy, Eddy hops up with a spinning heel kick that knocks Moxie down. Gavin Tyler then tags himself in by slapping Eddy on the back. Eddy argues with the ref, but the ref tells Eddy to go back to his corner as Gavin picks Moxie up and whips him into the ropes. Moxie rebounds off the ropes, and Gavin slams him down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Gavin Tyler goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Moxie kicks out.

Gavin picks Moxie up and hoists him up for what looks to be a delayed vertical suplex, but twists himself around, bringing Moxie down headfirst with a twisting brainbuster. Gavin makes the tag to Bianca, who climbs to the top turnbuckle again, this time flying down with a somersault corkscrew senton. Bianca goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Moxie kicks out. Bianca gets up, and Twitch tags himself in. Bianca argues with the ref, but the ref tells her she has to leave. She throws her arms up as she goes back to her corner. Meanwhile, Twitch works Moxie over with a series of a knife edge chops, only for Moxie to take him down with a double underhook suplex. Moxie makes the tag to Kayden, who enters the ring and stomps away at Twitch. The crowd begins to cheer as Tammy Winters walks down the aisle, pointing her finger at Bianca De Luca.

JASON MARTEL
Now what right does Tammy Winters have to be out here?

MARK FOLLOWILL
She's been promising to pay Bianca De Luca back for when she stripped her stark naked on Guys Night Out about a month ago.

JASON MARTEL
You don't think she'll actually...

MARK FOLLOWILL
I sure as hell hope so!

JASON MARTEL
You're a sick and perverted man, Mark.

Tammy marches over to Bianca and Gavin's corner, and pulls Bianca down. Gavin quickly hops down off the apron and puts himself in front of Bianca to protect her, but his protection is an epic fail as Tammy knees him in the groin. Gavin falls down into the fetal position, holding his groin as Tammy gives chase after Bianca. The Alley Ratz and Revolution X can't help but stop what they're doing as they look on. Bianca crawls under the ring, but Tammy follows after her.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now they're under the ring!

JASON MARTEL
Just what the hell is happening under there?!

After what seems like a minute, Tammy comes out from under the ring, holding all of Bianca's clothes up in her hands as the crowd is cheering loudly.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Tammy Winters seems to have made good on her promise for payback.

JASON MARTEL
Surely Bianca isn't completely naked. I mean, surely she has underwear on.

Tammy tosses Bianca's shirt out into the audience, then tosses her pants into the audience. She holds up both Bianca's black bra and black panties, and tosses them out into the cheering audience.

JASON MARTEL
Uh oh... that must mean...

MARK FOLLOWILL
That Bianca is totally nude, Al! Yeah baby!

JASON MARTEL
Geez, Mark! Stop it before you...

MARK FOLLOWILL
Sir!

Bianca peeks out from behind the apron, and sees Tammy, but Tammy is shrugging her shoulders as if she has no idea where her clothes went, then turns and walks out to the back. Bianca looks around, not wanting to come out. Moxie hops out of the ring as Kayden yells at him, asking what the hell he's doing. Moxie runs under the ring, seemingly to chase after Bianca. Bianca screams and gets out from under the ring, streaking down the aisle and to the back. She realizes she's not covered, so she quickly covers her front areas as she runs to the back while the crowd is at a fever pitch, cheering like mad. Moxie steps out from under the ring and shakes his head, muttering "Dammit, this close" to himself. Meanwhile, in the ring, the Alley Ratz take advantage of the distraction as they combine to nail the 420 Dropzone on Kayden with Twitch making the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
That's not fair! Tammy Winters was probably paid by the Alley Ratz to interfere on their behalf!

MARK FOLLOWILL
She was not!

Gavin comes to, realizes that Bianca is gone and hobbles down to the back. Moxie realizes what has happened when he hears "Chicken Huntin" playing over the PA system, so he runs into the ring, only to be knocked out with a double superkick from Eddy and Twitch as the crowd cheers them on. On the SportsTron, which is bigger this time around as the Will Rogers Coliseum is a slightly bigger venue, we see an image of Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller standing in front of the Summer Bash banner as the Alley Ratz walk to the back.

CRAIG MUELLER
Revolution X, you have really displeased me for the past month. I thought you two were going places. Johnny, you had made it all the way to the Cage of Death at 4 Up. And Kayden, you had built up quite an impressive win-loss record across the state of Texas in other regional promotions. But then this past month, you flop worse than Cutthroat Island. So Kayden Christopher, say goodbye to your Texas Title shot. You and Johnny Moxie can go back to New York, and don't come back till you've got your collective heads out of your collective asses!

Even though they hate Craig, the fans cheer loudly at his announcement as they can't stand Revolution X. Angered at the outcome of the match and what Craig has said, Moxie and Kayden kick at the ropes and throw a tantrum in the ring.[/center]

[Hollywood]

The scene opens backstage at the Will Rogers Coliseum. Harry "The Walrus" Seaman is standing there wearing an awful looking green tuxedo. In front of him stands three little kids. He looks at them and begins to speak.

HARRY SEAMAN
Hey kids, you want to hear some jokes?!

KIDS(Simultaneously)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

KID ONE
Are you a clown?

HARRY SEAMAN
Do I look like a clown? Wait don't answer that. Okay here is my joke. What is black and white and red all over?

KIDS(Simultaneously)
I don't know.

HARRY SEAMAN
A newspaper! Get it?! Hahahaha. That's a knee slapper.

KID 2
I don't get it.

HARRY SEAMAN
Someday you will get it son. And then you can tell it to people on the street. And people may give you money. It's called busking! That's how I used to make a living. Okay here is another joke. You ready?

KIDS(Simultaneously)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

HARRY SEAMAN
Okay how about this one. Why did the chicken cross the road?

KID 3
To get to the other side?

HARRY SEAMAN
No, because he was attached to Frogger! Hahahahahahaha!

KID 2
I don't get it.

HARRY SEAMAN
You know Frogger? The frog that crosses the busy road without getting hit?

KIDS
.......

HARRY SEAMAN
Okay how about this? How about some gum and come back to my special white van for some more candy!

KIDS
AHHHHHHH A kidnapper!

The "I don't get it" kid hoofs Harry in the nuts. Harry goes down to the ground. The scene fades out.

[Hollywood]

A very small noise can be heard and it begins to get a little louder by the second, the noise is “My Last Serenade” by Killswitch Engage. A figure that SNW has never seen before comes out from behind the curtain and walks down the aisle. He’s dressed nicely, in a suit and tie, and he’s wearing a pair of aviator’s. He gets to the ring and climbs up the stairs and jumps over the top rope. Killswitch ends and the man takes a microphone and look around the sold out arena to a mixed reaction.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What an unexpected arrival we have here, as Baron is making his presence known here at Summer Bash.

JASON MARTEL
Man this is such a great night! We get to see the debut of Baron! How could this night get any better!?

Some of you in this business know who I am; others of you have no clue. I am a former world champion; I am a former tag team champion. I am a former owner; I am a former general manager. I’ve been around the world, I’ve done it all, and I’ve won it all. Looking back lately at my career there isn’t very much you can really say I haven’t done, so why is this the time to come out of retirement? Why is this the place to do it, what does SNW have to offer to me?

I’ve been searching for a place to call my home for a few months now, I’ve been getting back into wrestling shape, and I’ve been getting back the need, the itch. SNW appears to be the right place, and this is the right time for a return. I’ve been watching, and I’ve seen nothing but the best guys in the world at their trade, and I’m ready to be apart of that. Say what you want to say about this forty year old, but I’m going to prove it to you all that there is something left in the tank, I’m going to shock the world, and I plan on doing it sooner than later.

There isn’t one thing I haven’t seen in this industry, there isn’t one man that I could face that could beat me any worse than I’ve ever been beaten before, and come on, I’m an old guy. I’m not going to do anything fancy, my goal is to go out there and bring home a victory, at all costs. So anybody in the back, this is an open challenge, I will be back here Saturday night, and I will be ready for any and all challenges.

Baron is here, take note of it, not one man in the back is going to be safe.

Baron puts the microphone down in the middle of the ring as “My Last Serenade” begins to play over the P/A system. The crowd doesn’t know what to really think and there’s a mix of cheers and boos. Baron slaps a few fans hands up the ramp and then turns around before walking behind the curtain and nods his head up and down a few times. “This is the right place” is clearly seen exiting his lips before turning back around and walking out.

Shot opens inside the catering area, where George Dunpork, attired in his khaki shorts, Hawaiian shirt and straw hat, is fixing up a plate of barbecue beef brisket, mustard potato salad, and green beans. Gordon Heath, decked out in his black slacks and black sports coat with a black shirt underneath, walks into the scene with Craig Mueller, who's decked out in his khaki pants, mustard-colored sports coat, light blue shirt and plaid tie, and Tom Landry-esque fedora hat. With them is an average sized young man with short, brown hair, clean shaven face, and wearing jeans and a white Cal Ripken Jr. Baltimore Orioles jersey. George turns around seems to be pleasantly surprised to see this guest.

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GORDIE
George, I'm sure you're familiar with "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler.

DUNPORK
Well I better be, as I signed him to his SNW contract.


S.T. STRICKLER
Yeah. I didn't even have to look at the signature on the contract to figure out who it was from. The smell of bacon was a good enough hint. Nice work, Tubby. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Can't go anywhere or do anything without eating, can you?

DUNPORK
Look here, buddy!

Dunpork and Strickler yell at each other until...

CRAIG MUELLER
Guys! Guys! Stop it!

Dunpork and Strickler calm down.

CRAIG MUELLER
Look, there's no reason for us to be fighting. If we fight each other, we've let the terrorists win, and we can't have that. Now Mr. Strickler, I understand you have some unsettled business with one SNW co-owner, Matt Margera, correct?

S.T. STRICKLER
Oh, do I ever. I seem to remember a few years ago, at another wrestling promotion where he beat me senselessly after a match. And not only that, he busted me open, and I still have the small scar on my forehead to prove it. Magera will get his in due time.

Just then, Matt Margera walks into the catering area to get a small bite to eat. Before he can put anything on his plate, S.T. Strickler calls out to him...

S.T. STRICKLER
Hey Magera! Yeah you! It's been quite awhile since I last saw you. And let me just say that we have some unfinished business, and I intend to finish it!

Matt turns around and approaches Strickler.

MATT MARGERA
Look, dude. After War Games tonight, I'm no longer going to be an active competitor. I'm moving into being the SNW co-owner full time because being an active competitor on a regular basis would be a conflict of interest. Do I make myself clear?

Strickler just glares at Margera, not saying a word, as Margera nods his head and goes back to getting himself something to eat.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"You Better Pray" hits the sound system as the crowd comes unglued for Y Kores. The pyro is shooting as Adriana Samu leads the way for Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester. The three slap hands with each other as they proceed to make their way to the ring. Xander Nova follows close behind. The girls slap hands of the fans.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the next contest is scheduled for one fall and is a six person tag match, introducing first from Canada, Russia and Ireland, Y Kores!

JASON MARTEL
You know its a shame girls so pretty can be so stupid at the same time

MARK FOLLOWILL
The hell do you mean?

JASON MARTEL
Why would they go through with this match, they can't honestly expect to beat the Age of SIN?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Are you counting out the high flying of Adriana Samu, the brawling of Petrina Rochester and technical expertise of Rory Kotch?

JASON MARTEL
Did I stutter?

Y Kores enter the ring and go to opposite corners and climb up posing for the crowd.

The lights go out in the arena, "Sinner" hits as out emreges the Age of SIN through the smoke. The three make their way to the ring jaw jacking with the fans.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, Age of SIN!

JASON MARTEL
There they are, the team that is going to mop the floor with those...those...I'm so disgusted with Y Kores being in this match I can't even think of a good insult.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Please.

Y Kores vs. Age of SIN

Harry leaves the ring as Kotch and Doomsday will start the match. The two circle then lock up. Doomsday quickly shoves Kotch down to the mat then poses. Kotch stands up as she and Doomsday lock up again. Kotch surprises Doomsday with a takedown. Doomsday gets on his feet but is met with a drop toe hold. Kotch then gets on Doomsday's back and paint brush slaps him on the head. Kotch gets off as Doomsday gets on his feet angered with what Kotch has done to him so far. Kotch plays to the crowd who cheer her on. The two circle before Doomsday gets a kick to the stomach on Kotch. Kotch doubles over as Doomsday grabs her and hits a suplex. Doomsday stands up and drops a hard elbow onto Kotch's chest. Doomsday covers 1,2, shoulder up.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Doomsday trying to get the early advantage over Rory Kotch.

JASON MARTEL
Trying to, looks like he is if my monitor isn't failing me.

Doomsday takes Kotch to his corner and tags Strife. Doomsday holds Kotch's arms as Strife hits a hard chop across Kotch's chest. Doomsday lets go as Strife grabs Kotch by the wrist and sends her to the ropes. Strife tries a clothesline but Kotch ducks under his arm and runs to the other ropes and hits a flying clothesline on Doomsday. Kotch pulls Strife on the mat and applies a headlock. Kotch goes to her side of the ring and tags in Petey. Petey enters the ring and hits a kick to Strife's ribs.

JASON MARTEL
Come on ref that was a low kick!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Will you stop?

Petey grabs Strife then lifts him up in the air and hits an atomic drop. Petey then jumps up and hits a dropkick knocking Strife to the mat. Petey covers but only gets a one count. Petey takes Strife off the mat and fires some hard jabs to Strife's face. Petey winds up but Strife cuts her off with a hard elbow to the side of the head. Strife grabs Petey and hits a neckbreaker. Strife takes Petey to his corner and tags in Malum.

JASON MARTEL
Ha ha, Age of SIN going to put on a tag team clinic here.

Malum and Strife pick Petey up and slam her down to the mat with a double spinebuster. Malum covers but gets a two. Malum stands Petey up and wraps his arms around Petey's waist and applies a Bear Hug. Petey hits some hard jabs to Malum's face desperately to break the bear hug. Malum does as Petey surprises him with a takedown and attempts to apply an ankle lock but Malum rolls onto his back and kicks her back. Malum gets on his feet and charges but Petey trips him down to the mat then hits a standing moonsault. 1,2 shoulder up.


JASON MARTEL
The hell are you doing Xalar?! You can't let these little girls beat you!


Petey takes Malum to her corner and tags in Adriana. Adriana enters the ring as she and Petey kick Malum in the back of the legs. Malum falls to his knees as Adriana kicks Malum in the back as Petey kicks him in the chest. Adriana covers but Malum kicks out at two again. Doomsday is yelling at Malum to get his head in the game. Adriana takes Malum off the mat and body slams him to the mat. Adriana runs to the ropes and attempts a rolling senton but Malum gets the knees up causing Adriana to hit her back hard. Malum gets on his feet as Adriana stands up holding her back. Malum grabs her and lifts her onto his shoulder. Malum goes to a corner then tosses Adriana up causing her to hit her face on the top turnbuckle for snake eyes. Malum tags in Doomsday.


MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like Samu could be in a bind here.

JASON MARTEL
Ha ha I love it.


Adriana tries recovering but Doomsday boots her in the side of the head. Doomsday grabs a hold of Adriana and wraps his hands around her throat. Doomsday then lifts Adriana up and slams her right down to the mat. Doomsday places his boot on Adriana's chest for a pin 1,2, shoulder up. Doomsday drags Adriana to his corner. Strife has climbed onto the top rope as Doomsday makes a tag to him. Strife flies off the top with a diving leg drop. Strife covers 1,2, kick out. Strife gets Adriana up and applies a Cobra Clutch. Adriana struggles to break free. Adriana jumps up and puts her foot on the rope then springs back into a cover onto Strife. 1,2, kick out. Adriana struggles to get on her feet as Strife is up. Strife tries a Big Boot but Adriana ducks under and hits an enzugiri to the back of Strife's head. Both lay on the mat trying to recover. Adriana starts crawling over to her side of the ring as Kotch and Petey hold their hands out for a tag. Doomsday is yelling at Strife. Adriana reaches out as Strife tries grabbing her leg but she makes the tag to Kotch.

JASON MARTEL
DAMMIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The tag has been made!


Kotch enters the ring and takes Strife down with a clothesline. Malum enters and he is met with a spear. Doomsday enters the ring as he and Kotch start slugging it out. Doomsday knees Kotch in the stomach then wraps his hand around her throat looking for a chokeslam but Petey has entered the ring and hits a chop block to the back of Doomsday's leg. Doomsday falls over to the mat as Kotch turns him over and looks for the Russian deathlock but Strife is on his feet and charges but is met with a northern lights suplex as Kotch has Doomsday legs hooked 1,2 kick out. Petey and Kotch grab a hold of Malum and send him into a corner. The two lift him onto the top turnbuckle. The two try for the Uberplex but Doomsday attacks the two from behind and hits a double back suplex.

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!

Doomsday gestures to Malum who comes off with a diving splash onto Kotch. 1,2, Adriana breaks it up with a rolling senton onto Malum's back. Doomsday grabs Adriana and lifts her up for a power bomb but Adriana reverses with a huracanrana. Adriana kips up to her feet as she catches both Doomsday and Strife with a double dropsault. Adriana spots a recovering Petey. Adriana gestures over as she grabs Strife. The two work Strife over with some kicks. Petey gets Strife in a suplex position as Adriana goes to the ring apron. Petey is able to lift Strife in the air as they set up for the Tornado Bottlecap. Adriana jumps up but Malum meets her with a boot sending Adriana to the outside floor. Malum gets out of the ring after Adriana as Strife powers himself down and hits a hard suplex of his own on Petey.

JASON MARTEL
Did you see the way Samu landed on the floor, perfect, perfect!

Doomsday is on his feet and hooks Kotch's arms in a double underhook. Kotch resists and takes Doomsday's legs out from under him. Kotch looks for a submission attempt but Strife attacks her from behind then has her in a full nelson position. Kotch breaks free and hooks Strife in a fisherman's suplex position and hits it without the bridge. Doomsday suprises a recovering Kotch with a chokeslam. Kotch rolls out of the ring as Doomsday follows, as Nova tries to protect his wife but Doomsday lays him out with a right hand. Petey has recovered and grabs the top rope and springs onto the second and jumps back looking for the Bottlecap DDT on Malum but Strife blocks and drops Petey over the top rope throat first. Strife takes Petey off the mat and then hits a full nelson Slam. Strife then pulls Petey up and hits the Linkin Drop as Doomsday and Malum beat on Kotch and Adriana. 1,2,3!

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners of the match, Age of SIN!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well much to my partner's delight, Y Kores could not keep up with the much larger Age of SIN as they fell in defeat.

JASON MARTEL
This has made me ecstatic Fozzywill, you can not even imagine! I'm just like a giddy child on Christmas.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm like a Jewish child on Christmas now.

JASON MARTEL
Why do you have to go there?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Speaking go, let's go right now to my former Ticket colleague, Bob Sturm, standing by with "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vincent Matthews.[/center]

[Hollywood]

The backstage area is shown, and the oddly grinning bald head of Bob Sturm is standing with a microphone in hand.

BOB STURM
And again, this is uh Bob Sturm and I was um told that uh I was supposed to interview some uh wrestler at this uh point in time. Uh I don't know uh exactly who it um is, all I know is it uh is not Brett Favre, and again I'm not saying this interview uh would not be uh better if it was uh Favre...

All of a sudden he is distracted, as Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool walk up. Matthews is already in ring gear, and Claypool is wearing clothes that would make a stripper blush.

BOB STURM
Heretofore, this interview will be uh conducted with um Vincent Matthews and his um woman friend uh Jade Claypool. Now Vincent, do you um feel that you are uh a bigger um underdog than say the Viqueens against the um Packers, even though the um Viqueens have Brett um Favre which uh quite frankly, and again I'm not saying...

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Shut up, just shut the Hell up and let me talk. You and your little Wisconsin accent and sports allusions want to call me an underdog? Well, lemme tell you something you bald headed nerd. I'm going to go out there tonight and do what Brett Favre in Minnesota will never be able to, and that's win a title.

BOB STURM
And again I'm not saying Brett Favre won't win twelve titles in Minnesota but I am. Do you um have a message to send to those um competitors and the uh fans out there in the uh audience and the uh locker room?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
As a matter of fact Sperminator I do, however Jade has a message to deliver before I deliver mine.

Jade Claypool quickly uses her long legs to kick Bob Sturm right in the testicles. Sturm drops his mic and reaches for his little Favres, and then Matthews hits him with the Fatal Sin. Matthews picks up the mic which is now laying by the prone Sturm.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
There's your message. Soul Reaper, jack Clinton take notice. Because you are going to end up just like this loser, face down and a failure.

Matthews throws the mic down and hits Sturm in the head with it. He and Jade walk back to their area while the people walking about just step over Sturm and offer no help to him.

"Cyanide" booms over the PA, and the crowd cheers as the challenger for the Bad Blood Title Cyanide walks out from the back. He walks out as a flame arch goes up behind him as he travels down the aisle to the adulation of the fans. However, he barely acknowledges their existence. His wrists are covered in the Taipei glass required for the match ahead.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Folks the next match is not going to be for the weak at heart We are about to see the Bad Blood Title contested in one of the most barbaric and archaic blood fests to ever occur inside the ring. The Taipei Deathmatch, made famous by Axl and Ian Rotten back in the original ECW, involves glass, blood, and a whole lot of pain.

JASON MARTEL
This is going to be a war, nothing but an all out fight. While I don't think it should be Cyanide in this match both of these guys will fight tooth and nail to win this match and claim the Bad Blood Title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What one should make a note of is the dual ring setup we have here tonight. How could that be used as far as distribution of glass, and could that make a difference as far as strategy for the two.

JASON MARTEL
There's no doubt it will, twice the area means twice the opportunity to inflict pain and spill blood in the name of becoming a champion.

Cyanide gets in the ring, and does not pose for the fans. He stands in his corner awaiting his opponent, glancing down at his glass-coated wrists possibly contemplating how he could use them in many different ways.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide came into this position during a press conference, when Matt Margera informed us all that SNW management had named Cyanide the #1 contender for Chris Angel's Bad Blood Title. While that did cause some controversy, Chris Angel and his teammates Y Kores defeated Cyanide and Age of SIN on Guys Night Out a couple weeks ago.

JASON MARTEL
What an outrage that was, both the loss and Cyanide just getting handed that shot like that. A press conference, he should be ashamed.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide is certainly qualified, being a former Von Erich Memorial champion and the cousin of SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper. It's not like we are about to see Cody Pugh wrestle or anything.

JASON MARTEL
I personally liked Cody Pugh sir, I don't see what your big problem with him was.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Then you need to get some of that laser eye surgery, call the Tylock Eye Care Center I'm sure they will hook you up with it.

"Strangehold" plays on the PA, and the fans continue to cheer upon the entrance of the Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel. Angel slaps hands with the fans with his belt jiggling slightly around his waist, and is careful to keep the fans away from the glass glued onto his wrists as he interacts with them.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel came by his current Bad Blood Title reign in a very odd way. One of the four finalists at 4 Up's Cage of Death that was eventually won by James Jackson, due to Jackson's conning of the fans and the management the Bad Blood Title was vacated. Angel along with fellow finalist Johnny Moxie and Enigmah were placed in a Three Way Dance at No Holds Barred, which Angel emerged the victor. Since then, he had handled the pressure quite well.

JASON MARTEL
James Jackson didn't con anyone Fozzywill, he retained his title against a mysterious woman that just happened to be an old friend. Matt Margera got his thong in his crack over it, and then this jerk off was able to win the title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
If you wrote the SNW history book I can scarcely see how you would stick to fact. Regardless, the fans voted on this match and unlike certain other companies based in northern states starting with C we don't rig our online voting and actually give the fans what they want.

JASON MARTEL
This just shows the idiocy of the fans Mark, all they want to do is see blood. Why don't they care about technical skill? Whatever happened to the nice collar and elbow tie up?

Angel gets in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle under the watchful gaze of Cyanide. He raises his title in the air, with both the belt and the Taipei glass jangling and creating noise. Angel hops down and hands his belt to the referee as Harry Sachs strides to the middle of the ring for the introductions.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Taipei Deathmatch scheduled for one fall, and it is for the SNW Bad Blood Championship! Introducing first the challenger. From San Jose California, weighing in at 225 lbs., Cyanide! Introducing the champion, from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 280 lbs., he is the reigning and defending SNW Bad Blood Champion "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Take notice of both competitor's wrists, both have been taped and glued with Taipei glass hanging off them. Under both rings there are bags of glass for the use no matter how sadistic the cause by either competitor. With no disqualification rules, one must wonder how each man will possibly combine the glass with other weapons in order to defeat their opponent.

JASON MARTEL
I can't wait for these two guys to tear each other apart. This is going to be bloodier than a women's college during a certain week of the month.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Do you people see what I'm up against here?

JASON MARTEL
Don't act like you don't like it Marky.

Cyanide vs. "The Dream" Chris Angel(c): SNW Bad Blood Championship Match

The referee raises the Bad Blood Title over his head, and gives it to the timekeeper who rings the bell to begin the match. Cyanide and Chris Angel exchange a handshake in the middle of the ring to show respect and separate again. They circle for a moment, feeling each other out. They lock up, and Cyanide lands a quick leg kick to Angels outside leg. Angel backs out, however Cyanide keeps on delivering quick sharp kicks with both feet to try and take down Angel. Angel eventually has enough and clocks Cyanide over the head with the glass covered right wrist and sends him to the mat. He gets down and begins punching Cyanide in the head, after the third punch we see a small stream of blood come from Cyanide's head. Angel quickly transitions into an armbar, leaning back as Cyanide is being asked by the referee if he wants to get up. As he is leaning back, Angel is working more of that glass into the small patch of skin that mask and hair do not cover of Cyanide, causing the blood flow to increase both inside and on his mask. Cyanide moves to his stomach, yanks his arm out of the armbar and gets back to a standing position as Angel joins him on his feet. Cyanide is now bleeding profusely from his head.

MARK BISHOP
We've got the first blood of the match, as Angel is trying to gain an early advantage on Cyanide by causing him to bleed.

JASON MARTEL
That could work, obviously its not a good thing but who knows where this thing will take us at this point.

Cyanide and Angel lock up again, this time Cyanide hitting an STO on Angel. Angel quickly gets up but runs right into a spinning heel kick by Cyanide that sends him down to the mat again. Angel gets up again, and bull rushes a clothesline at Cyanide who ducks down. He then grabs Angel around the waist and hits him with a quick release German suplex. Angel is groaning as Cyanide takes his back and locks in an STF, grabbing Angel's leg and cranking his neck backwards. With one hand he rakes the forehead of Angel, as he screams out and begins to rush crimson down his face. Angel uses his free arm to elbow Cyanide in the back of the head, and get to a standing position. Cyanide and Angel stare each other down, both bleeding profusely from the head.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide quickly gets even with Angel, as he has busted him open while causing some severe pain with that STF early on here Jason.

JASON MARTEL
You reap what you sew, and Angel just got hit by that karma train full on Fozzy.

The stare down ended in the ring with Cyanide and Angel throwing technique out the window by running at each other and just blindly assaulting each other. Cyanide is landing kicks to the torso of Angel, while Angel is trying to counter back with forearm shivers that will utilize the glass attached to him. Angel catches Cyanide's leg, and hits him with a booming clothesline. Angel drags Cyanide over to the ropes, picks him up, and in an amazing show of strength military presses him not just over the ropes but into the second ring. The referee proceeds over to that ring, however Angel exits the first ring and reaches under it to come up with a black tied bag. It jingles, indicating that it is full of Taipei glass. Angel climbs into the second ring, and hits a knee to the head of Cyanide who had gotten to his knees. With Cyanide down, Angel untied the bag and began to unleash its contents on the mat to the cheers of the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel is acting unlike his last name would suggest, he is the first to go to the Taipei glass filled bag. He has some bad intentions on his mind here.

JASON MARTEL
This is going to be a hoot, wonder what Angel has on his mind for Cyanide here. I doubt it will be good for Cyanide, that much we can be assured of.

The glass is now completely out of the bag, the bag cast aside as Angel stares at Cyanide for a moment to get his game plan together. Angel slowly picks up Cyanide, and scoops him up. He walks around a moment, getting ready to slam Cyanide into the glass. However, Cyanide grabs Angel's legs on the way down and turns it into a small package. ONE..TW... and almost a two count as Angel is shocked Cyanide had a counter for that move. Frustrated, Angel gets up and gets ready to DDT Cyanide. However, Cyanide punches Angel in the stomach and gets him to let go. Angel goes for a big boot, Cyanide ducks, and kicks Angel in the gut. He shoves Angel between his legs, turns around, and quickly hits a Tiger suplex that drives Angel's back and neck into the laid out Taipei glass. Angel winces as Cyanide goes for a cover. ONE...TWO... and a two count for the challenger as Angel kicks out of the pin. Cyanide gets up and Angel arches his back to see it covered in glass and blood.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide apparently had plans of his own, plans of self-preservation. He drives Angel directly into that Taipei glass, and only gets a two count after the Tiger suplex that punished Angel.

JASON MARTEL
Well play with fire and get burned, play with glass and you get cut. Angel just found that out first hand, and I bet that is a lesson he did not want to learn when his title is on the line.

Cyanide has rallied now, and has Angel in the corner since he needed to catch his breath. Stiff chops to the chest, causing the fans to loudly yell "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" after each one. Angel's chest quickly became as red as his face and back, as Cyanide worked him over. He exited the ring, and went under the ring looking for something. Cyanide came back up, holding another bag of glass. However, he tosses that down and looks under the ring again. This time he comes back walking backwards carrying the edge of a table. He slides the table into the ring, grabs the glass and re-enters the ring himself. Angel is on his knees, and Cyanide quickly runs and hits a shining wizard on Angel to send him back to the mat. Cyanide then proceeds to set up the table a couple feet infront of the turnbuckle. He then grabs the bag of glass and spreads it out under the table. He then goes and grabs Angel, and strikes him with his hand and wrist, causing shards of glass to lodge in his head some more. He lays Angel out on the table, and then climbs the turnbuckle. Cyanide turns around, and the fans are cheering their heads off. However, right after Cyanide turns his back Angel slides off the table but Cyanide doesn't see it. Cyanide goes for a moonsault and hits empty table, goes through the table and chest first into the glass. He grabs his torso in pain, as Angel tries to take advantage of the miscue with a pin. ONE...TWO...THR... and Cyanide barely gets his shoulder up right as the referee's palm was about to hit the mat for three.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Cyanide crashes and burns trying to put away Angel there, and Angel almost retains his title but somehow Cyanide was able to kick out.

JASON MARTEL
Glass in your chest isn't just decorative, it will definitely affect Cyanide throughout the match as far as drawing breath and stamina will go.

Cyanide is still writhing on the glass, trying to regain his sense after failing to hit the moonsault. Angel has made his way outside the ring,and is retrieving another table and throws that in the ring close to Cyanide. Angel continues to search under the ring, however he has to walk to the other ring. He lifts up the apron and finds what he is looking for, another table. He walks over with the table under his arm, and slides that one into the ring along with the other table. Angel climbs back into the ring, and slams Cyanide's head into the tables laying in the ring to stun him a little bit. He goes back outside, and looks under the ring again. He comes out, with not one but two bags of Taipei glass. He pushes them in the ring, and again reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder. The fans are cheering as Angel continues to bring out implements of destruction. The ladder and Angel enter the ring, and Angel drops the ladder and sets up both tables right next to each other so there is no space between them. Angel then picks up one of the bags, however Cyanide charges him and hits a spinning heel kick that knocks Angel down. Cyanide sees the bags of glass, and picks one of them up. He takes the bag, unties the bag and dumps the glass over the tables. He quickly grabs the other bag, and also dumps it over the tables intermingling with the already spread glass covering both of them with Taipei glass.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is looking bad for these two competitors. Double the tables, double the glass, double the pain!

JASON MARTEL
This is where the boys are turned into men, and men are turned into legends Mark.

Cyanide has now set up the ladder in front of the dual tables while keeping a couple feet between the ladder and tables, and is dragging Chris Angel by his hair up the other side of the ladder while he climbs. He brings them to the top, and is trying to hook up both arms of Angel to hit Pure Poison into the tables. However, all of a sudden Rick Roll runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. He grabs Cyanide's leg, and is trying to pull him off the ladder. Cyanide is kicking Rick Roll, and quickly sprays the green mist he possesses into his eyes, and Rick Roll yells as the mist burns his eyes as he moves blindly around the ring and eventually stumbles out. However, during the distraction Angel has regained his senses and climbed all the way to the top step. He grabbed Cyanide's head and slammed it three times into the very top step of the ladder. Cyanide is dazed, as Angel bravely puts both feet on top of the ladder, and grabs Cyanide and puts him between his legs. The fans cheering and yelling, Angel swiftly jerks Cyanide into power bomb position and jumps off the ladder and hits the Fallen through the two glass covered tables. Angel avoids the tables however Cyanide's body both glass and tables as Angel moves to go for a pin. ONE...TWO...THREE! The bell rings and the fans explode as Angel slowly moves away from Cyanide and referees go to check on him as Angel has his hand held in victory and his belt handed back to him.

HARRY SACHS
Here is you winner of the match, and STILL SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK FOLLOWILL
We just saw a prime example of violence and brutality here tonight folks, as the match ended with Cyanide taking The Fallen from the top of a ladder through two Taipei glass covered tables. Just an unbelievable ending to that match.

JASON MARTEL
I'm just glad Rick Roll tried to avenge his injustice, and look at that he cost Cyanide the title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That was such a disgrace, Rick Roll couldn't leave well enough alone and he got green misted for his trouble. However, one could say that the match's ending was somewhat muddled due to Rick Roll's involvement.

JASON MARTEL
That's how you see it Followill, I see it as Cyanide getting what he deserved for costing Rick Roll his chance at the Bad Blood Title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well regardless of that hot sports opinion, after a spectacular title match here tonight Chris Angel walks out of the rings tonight still the holder of the Bad Blood Championship. And I understand Luna Vachon is trying to get a word with Rick Roll? OK, let's send it back there. Luna, can you hear us?

Shot switches backstage, where trainers are trying to attend to Rick Roll after being sprayed in the face with green mist.

LUNA VACHON
Guys, it's chaos back here, as Rick... well...

RICK
I'm not Rick Roll anymore! Rick Roll is dead! I'm now freaking Ricky Blair! Get over it! Out of my way, bitches!

Rick Ro... erm... Ricky Blair jumps off the stage box and swings wildly, hitting anybody he can, sending everbody scattering. Luna is trying to run for her dear life, but one of the trainers shouts "Outta MY way, bitch!" and shoves her down. Ricky doesn't see her, and he trips and falls down facefirst over her as a result. He gets up, shakes his head loose, as he's somewhat regained his vision, then storms off.

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside Matt Margera's locker room, where IP Freely is standing by to interview Matt Margera, who's decked out in a black Spiderman T-shirt, made with the black symbiote Spiderman suit in mind, and also decked out in light blue designer jeans.

IP FREELY
We are moments away from one of the most brutal matches in all of professional wrestling. Two rings, a steel cage with a roof on top, and the only way to win is to make someone on the opposing team surrender once all ten wrestlers are in the cage. I am of course talking about War Games: The Match Beyond. With me right now is Matt Margera. Matt, you will captain the team of yourself and the Destruction Crew as you take on "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Chapter Six. Bear in mind, you were originally slated to take on James Jackson and Chapter Six.

MATT MARGERA
When it was announced that War Games would make its return at Summer Bash this year, me taking part in it for a second year in a row was the furthest thing from my mind. At the time, I had just reclaimed my co-ownership of SNW. But I should've seen the signs. The fact that James Jackson tried to throw down the Bad Blood Championship; the way he and Enigmah tried to undermine me; and of course his attack of my nephew. I was ready to tear up the Modern Day Anti-Christ inside the steel cage, even if it meant teaming up with a bunch of wild yahoos who hate my guts and taking on a group of guys who hate me even more. But never in my wildest dreams did I think James Jackson would go as far as he did several weeks ago before a sold out crowd of over 3,000 fans packed inside the Gordietorium. Never in my wildest imaginations did I think that James Jackson would practically threaten to throw my sister from the balcony. That was taking things too far, and no amount of pain I can inflict on James Jackson can make up for the trauma that my sister has had to endure over the past several weeks after what happened. That's why I had to take matters into my own hands and suspend James Jackson indefinitely. And now in his place is someone even more obnoxious than James Jackson. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, or as Omerta used to call you, Kid Blunder, which quite frankly, suits you a whole lot better.

Alex, you had chance after chance at becoming a champion here in SNW, and each time you blew it. Now you hnestly believe that you can go into a match as vicious as the War Games and make anybody from the Destruction Crew or myself surrender after you got your tail handed to you in a Dog Collar Match at 4 Up? Get real, buddy. You've been running your mouth for far too long here in SNW, and if nobody else can shut it, then I guess that leaves only me to shut your piehole. And as far as Chapter Six is concerned, you boys better remember that this match isn't about wrestling. This is about fighting.

IP FREELY
Matt, good luck out there tonight.

Matt walks off as the shot switches back to ringside. "Careless Whisper" plays on the PA, and the crowd goes up in cheers as Emo Kid and Hannah make their way from the back down to the ring. They slap hands with fans, and embrace as they reach the ring apron.

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HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. Making his way to the ring first the challenger, accompanied by Hannah. From Bakersfield, California weighing in at 185 lbs., Emo Kid!

Emo Kid holds open the ropes so Hannah can get in, and he runs and poses on the turnbuckle. She stands behind her man as he panders to the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well our next bout is going to be contested by two well established SNW veterans for the Von Erich Memorial Title. It should be noted that this pair has fought twice before, and they have each come out with a victory apiece. Tonight is the rubber match with the title on the line.

JASON MARTEL
Neither of these two excite me Mark. I don't see why Emo KId was in this match at all. Why couldn't a respectable person like Rick Roll, or maybe that Jade Claypool girl, receive a shot? She's someone I wouldn't mind staring at their waist.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Emo Kid has certainly shown himself to be worthy of a title shot, a veteran of the company and being associated with the two time Von Erich Memorial Champion Omerta. What has Jade Claypool done to deserve anything?

JASON MARTEL
She's better looking than either of the two in this match, and most likely better looking than your wife eh Fozzywill?

MARK FOLLOWILL
My wife is the most beautiful woman on Earth Jason, and I don't approve of you trying to insinuate that I believe otherwise.

JASON MARTEL
The only thing that insinuates that is the giant tent you pitch whenever she's in your realm of view.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You can't prove that.

"Run to You" booms over the PA, and the crowd cheers even harder as the Von Erich Memorial Champion Katrina comes out from the back. As she comes down to the ring interacting with the crowd, her Von Erich belt slightly jingles around her waist as she moves from the back to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing in at 110 lbs... She is the reigning and defending SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Katrina!

Katrina climbs into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. She unbuckles her title belt and holds it as high over the crowd as her diminutive figure will allow. She jumps down and stretches for the match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This pair teamed up against the Young Gunz of Insurgence and went down in defeat a few weeks ago, and one must wonder if any resentment from that loss will carry over into added aggression in this match.

JASON MARTEL
I really hope so, at the least I want to see a good fight from this pair of pansies. They can hold the belt and keep it warm for a true champion.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And who would you suggest is a "true champion" in your mind Mr. Martel?

JASON MARTEL
Well, I uhhh...well that uhh....whoever Gordie, George, and Craig pick I'm sure will be more than able to take the belt away from these two spares and bring it to a worthy title holder.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why don't you get in there and try to take it? I bet Katrina could easily defend that title against you.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not the expert on hitting women Mark. Do I look like Joe Francis to you?

MARK FOLLOWILL
OK, you've got a point there. While on that subject, I'd like to send my condolences to Richard Hunter. I'm sure this whole Joe Francis story has him reeling, and I personally want to send out my thoughts and prayers since I'm sure hes having a hard time handling this rough patch.

JASON MARTEL
Who and what are you even talking about Mark? Have you been drinking again? I didn't know it was Mavericks playoff time already.

Katrina(c) vs. Emo Kid w/Hannah: SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship Match

Hannah exited the ring as Katrina handed the Von Erich Memorial belt to the referee who raised it above his head and handed it to the timekeeper who rang the bell subsequently to begin the match. Emo Kid and Katrina circle a moment, before locking up. Emo Kid grabs Katrina by the waist and circles behind, however Katrina fights out of that by delivering left and right elbows to Emo Kid's head that free her. She punches Emo Kid, then shoots herself off the ropes and hits a quick dropkick to the chest. Katrina quickly goes for a cover, ONE... and only a one count as Emo Kid easily gets his shoulder up. Katrina gets up and shoots off the ropes again, however Emo Kid flips to his stomach and she is forced to jump over and bounce off the ropes again. Emo Kid pops up and hits a clothesline on Katrina, sending her to the mat using her own momentum. Emo Kid climbs the ropes, and stands on the top looking down at Katrina. He jumps and goes for the Slit Wrist Theory however Katrina moves out of the way causing Emo Kid to crash and burn on the mat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both competitors trying to end the match early, Katrina with the early pin fall and Emo Kid failing to hit Slit Wrist Theory when Katrina moved.

JASON MARTEL
Obviously these two are not bright or just trying to do something new, as a match is rarely won this early in.

Emo Kid is still reeling from his failed 450 legdrop, and Katrina knows it. She quickly runs and hits a quick leg drop of her own across Emo Kid's neck, and cinches in a rear chinlock. Emo Kid's arms go out in front of him, and he is able to get to his feet and fall backwards with Katrina's back hitting the mat causing her to release the hold. Emo Kid again climbs the ropes, this time wasting no motion as he hits a quick standard leg drop from the top and goes for the cover. ONE..T... and that is all he gets as Katrina kicks out. Emo Kid bounces off the ropes and hits Katrina with a quick drop sault as he lands chest first onto his opponent after hitting the drop kick. Another cover, ONE...TW... and again not even a two count as Katrina gets her shoulder up. Frustrated, Emo Kid brings Katrina up by her hair but receives an elbow to the stomach. Katrina hits two more, and Emo Kid spins around reeling from the sudden loss of breath. Katrina runs and grabs Emo Kid's head and hits a bulldog slamming his face into the mat. She starts banging his head on the canvas, which draws a quick warning from the referee. She relents, and quickly locks in a Boston Crab. She leans back with both legs in hand, as Emo Kid is struggling against the hold. The referee is asking Emo Kid if he wants to quit, however he is shaken off and begins trying to maneuver towards the ropes in obvious pain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Trouble here for Emo Kid, as Katrina has that Boston Crab locked in tight at this point.

JASON MARTEL
Good, maybe that little punk can feel some real pain instead of what he gets cutting himself.

Emo Kid is moving towards the ropes, against Katrina who continues to have the Boston Crab locked in. Somehow he gets to the ropes, and the referee quickly begins a five count for Katrina to break the hold. He gets to four before she lets up, and stands up off of Emo Kid. She bounces off the ropes and hits a quick baseball slide kick onto Emo Kid who is forced out of the ring and hits the floor hard. Katrina stares at him for a minute waiting for him to get up, and then shoots off the ropes again. Katrina flies through the ropes going for a suicide dive, however Emo Kid dodges out of the way and Katrina lands on the hard floor. He snatches her up and rolls her back in the ring, and goes for a quick pin fall. ONE...TWO...T and only a two count as Katrina kicks out of the pinning attempt. Emo Kid begins to take control of the match, once again climbing the ropes. He crouches and waits for her to stand up, and hits a missile dropkick that sends Katrina back to the mat with authority. Emo Kid again goes for a pin, hooking the leg this time. ONE...TWO...TH... and only a near three count as Katrina gets her shoulder up again.

MARK FOLLOWILL
High impact move with the missile dropkick there, and Emo Kid appears to have the upper hand off of that failed suicide dive to the outside that sent Katrina hard to the floor.

JASON MARTEL
That's what high risk gets you, nothing. Look what it got Katrina, it almost lost her her title.

Emo Kid stands up, and Katrina surprises him by whipping her leg into his knees catching him off guard and sends him to the ground. Katrina moves as quickly as she can to the turnbuckle, and hits a quick Swanton Bomb onto the prone Emo Kid. She hooks the leg while laying back to chest on him, ONE...TWO....THR... and Emo Kid juts that shoulder up just in the nick of time before the referee counted three. Katrina brought Emo Kid to his feet, and went for the Twist of Fate however when she went to drop him Emo Kid shoved her off into the ropes and hit a clothesline that sent her back to the mat. He went for a cover however Katrina converted it into a small package ONE...TWO...THRE... and Emo Kid breaks outs of the pinning attempt. Emo Kid stands up, unbelieving that he almost got caught by that. Emo Kid bends over Katrina, however she uses her leg to catch him and send him to the mat. She jumped on his back as she locked in the Crossface on him. He scrambled for the ropes, trying quickly to fight out of the submission. All of a sudden, when it appears Emo Kid is about tap out, the lights in the arena go completely off.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the...did someone forget to pay TXU or something? Wait a minute, this couldn't mean...

JASON MARTEL
God I hope it means what I think it does Fozzywill!

The lights come back up, and in the ring we see Goryokaku beating down Katrina and Tanya Adams beating up Emo Kid. The crowd is booing as the referee signals for the bell. However, the cheers go up as Jack Clinton and Chris Angel run in and start to beat down Goryokaku and Tanya. However, they are quickly assaulted by Dreadlock, who comes from the back, assisting Gory and Tanya. He is pounding on Angel when through the crowd, Alexander Draven runs in with a chair, gets in the ring and slams Dreadlock in the back with the chair. Alexander Draven and Dreadlock separate as Draven continues to swing the chair at Dreadlock. They go up the aisle while the brawl continues in the ring. Emo Kid, Clinton, Angel, And Katrina have taken control of the fight, forcing Gory and Tanya out of the ring. The referee is telling Harry Sachs his ruling on the match.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, due to the interference with both competitors, this match has been ruled a no contest and the title will not change hands.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a disgrace! It looked like Katrina was about to retain her title fair and square, however Goryokaku and that trollop Tanya Adams ran in and caused a no contest!

JASON MARTEL
Trollop! HOW DARE YOU! I should tell Gory you said that! He'd kick your ass, Mark. Why must you speak out against Tanya? She's ravishing!

MARK FOLLOWILL
She and her husband both interfered in a title match. How can you look past that at all?

JASON MARTEL
I don't look PAST anything, though I do look at Tanya quite often if you want the God's honest truth.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well Jason, you've...what's that? I'm getting word from the back that Dreadlock and Alexander Draven are still brawling and due to their match being Falls Count Anywhere, SNW management has gone ahead and started that match. Let's get it to our cameras in the back so we can see the action.[/center]

[Hollywood]

The camera cuts to the backstage area where we see Dreadlock and Alexander Draven battling each other. Draven has Dreadlock pinned up against a concrete wall, but he is getting fists rained down on him. There is a referee close to the action, as a fall can be scored anywhere anytime. Dreadlock grabs Draven around the waist, and hits a quick gut wrench power bomb onto the floor and goes for a pin early. ONE... and Draven kicks out at one on the floor. Dreadlock goes and gets a trash can, and throws it at Draven who rolls out of the way. Draven gets on his feet, and runs full on at Dreadlock hitting him with a spear. Draven sees a door, and opens it looking and sees the parking lot. He grabs Dreadlock by his dreadlocks, and leads him outside to the parking lot. He slams Dreadlock's head off the hood of a truck, and then uses the dreadlocks coming out of his mask to fling him against the windshield of a Honda, smashing the glass and setting off the car alarm. Draven goes for a pin, ONE..T... and Dreadlock powers Draven off him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well this match has already lived up to it's name, as the match did not even start out in the ring and it is already in the parking lot!

JASON MARTEL
This favors Dreadlock a lot, as he is most used to adapting to hardcore environments. Who knows where this will take the two, they are already outside, they could go anywhere! Let's hope the referee keeps up with them.

Draven is now walking across the parking lot with Dreadlock in tow, and they are getting close to the sidewalk of the city now. Dreadlock stops and punches Draven in the stomach, and then rams his head into a light pole. Draven reels from that, and Dreadlock headbutts him as they move down the sidewalk outside of the Will Rogers Coliseum. People walking down the street are trying to avoid the two men,and most of them are scared by both men and are able to keep out of the way. Draven and Dreadlock are exchanging punches, and are unaware that they are walking across the street at a crosswalk. Cars that are stopped at the stoplight are watching with interest, even after the light goes green. The pair and the referee make it across the street, and Draven grabs Dreadlock's arm and sends him down the sidewalk now in front of the Botanical Gardens. Dreadlock is able to stop as he has no ropes to bounce off of, but turns around as Draven executes a running neckbreaker at full speed on him. Dreadlock is down as once again Draven goes for a pin, ONE...TW... and not even a full two count as Dreadlock can kick out of the move with ease. Draven picks him up off the pavement, as they have made their way in front of the main entrance to the Botanical Gardens. Draven walks over dragging Dreadlock to the large sundial in front of the entrance and exit. Dreadlock jerks away from Draven, and hits a quick clothesline to send him down. In control now Dreadlock gets Draven right in front of the sundial, made completely of flowers, and pulls him to his feet. He hooks him up, and Dreadlock hits an STO right through the sundial. Dreadlock wanders in after and gets what appears to be a pin, and the referee makes the count ONE...TWO...T and only a two count as Draven gets his shoulder up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good Lord, they fought all the way across the street, and are now making their way over to the University Park Village area of Fort Worth. Not only that, but Dreadlock just hit that STO through a sundial of flowers!

JASON MARTEL
I'm surprised that didn't result in a three count Mark, that looked like a rough landing for Draven. Plus, who would blame him for getting beat after getting STO'd through a freaking flower sundial!

Dreadlock has Draven up now by the hair, and they continue their journey around Fort Worth. Dreadlock is dragging Draven who is still dazed after that STO. They once again cross traffic, however this time they have to make it across two different streets. They are now fighting in the parking lot of a Macaroni Grill. Dreadlock bounces Draven's head off the edge of a stone wall outside the restaurant, and then they are maneuvering around another parking lot. Dreadlock slings Draven into the side of a Ford Explorer, startling the family getting out of the car. Dreadlock took a couple steps toward the father who looked like he was going to bow up, however he ran away shielding his two kids from the pair of wrestlers. During the distraction Draven got up, and nailed Dreadlock in the head with a boot. Draven grabs Dreadlock again, and he walks him up to the doors of the Ol' South Pancake House. Draven throws him into the solid wood doors, and Dreadlock winces as his back hits the solid wood. Draven opens the door and throws Dreadlock inside, as he and the referee follow him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Uh oh, the diners better watch out as these two behemoths have no sense of when to stop a fight. They look like they will go anywhere and use anything as a weapon.

JASON MARTEL
Wonder if Dreadlock will order a short stack to eat while he beats on Draven inside there. I wonder if Draven likes jelly or syrup...

Inside the fine eating establishment, Draven and Dreadlock are trading punches. Dreadlock ducks a clothesline, and slams Draven's head into the hostess' station which dazes him. He begins laying in some uppercuts, sending both of them to the dining area. Women are screaming as Dreadlock slams Draven's head into an empty table. Dreadlock hooks up Draven, and power slams him into the table. Dreadlock goes for a quick cover, ONE...TWO...THR... and he gets a very near fall as Draven gets his shoulder up. A teenage fan wearing an SNW t-shirt comes up with his iPhone trying to take a picture, but Dreadlock grabs the phone and snaps it in half. Draven in the mean time is able to grab him and hit a reverse DDT into the table. Draven sees a waiter going by with an order of pancakes and hot syrup. He grabs the tray, and sets it on a wall next to the table. He first grabs the stack of pancakes, palms the plate on the under side, and drives it right into Dreadlock's face. He grabs a butter knife, and splits open the front of Dreadlock's jumpsuit and takes the hot syrup jug, holds it up over the table to the crowds adulation, and pours it all down the chest of Dreadlock emptying it on his torso, and then clobbers Dreadlock on the head with the empty glass container shattering the device. Draven goes for a pin, ONE...TWO...THRE... and a very near fall, as Dreadlock barely gets his shoulder up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, in my long tenures at the Ticket, with the Dallas Mavericks, and here at Sports Nutz Wrestling, I have seen some sick and gruesome things. However, I have never seen one man slam a plate of pancakes into the head of another competitor and then scald him with a jug of hot syrup.

JASON MARTEL
I don't even know what to say Jason, except I hope that Dreadlock gives Draven what he deserves. He's accruing some bad karma, and Dreadlock is going to cash out that account.

Draven grabs Dreadlock and is leading him out of the dining facility as Dreadlock is trying to recover from the burns the syrup has left on his chest. Draven slams Dreadlock's massive head on the door, which opens it enough for him to fall out with Draven following him. Oddly enough, the next place the pair enter into is a bank. Draven leads Dreadlock by his hair as they walk over to the Wells Fargo branch, and tries to open the door, however they are locked as it is Saturday night. He keeps rattling them, trying to get them open. Dreadlock meanwhile has gotten his wits about him, and is very angry. Draven turns to assault him again however Dreadlock spears him and they both go through one of the glass door panels. The glass shatters around them, as Dreadlock is punching Draven on the ground. The glass has caused cuts on their exposed skin, Draven got the worst of it as he is bleeding with a good regularity from several cuts on his arm. Dreadlock then picks up Draven,and whips him back first into the marble counter of the front desk. Neither seem to notice that the security alarm is going off, as Dreadlock once again picks up Draven, and just throws him back out of the bank through the broken door. He goes for a pin on Draven ONE...TWO...THRE... and Dreadlock is denied as Draven somehow gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
Jason I didn't know when you said cash out that you were being Carnac and accurately predicting these two large warriors would end up in a bank.

JASON MARTEL
I wasn't Mark, I'm just that awesome I won't lie to you. These two guys are fighting it out, but it...looks like Dreadlock has procured a vehicle!

That is indeed the case. Dreadlock has Draven by the hair once more and has wandered into the busy traffic. He quickly found a Chevy 2500 idling at a stoplight, and threw Draven in the bed of the truck. Smashing him in the head with his fists a couple times, he went to the driver and yanked him out of it. Getting in the car, the light turned green and Dreadlock drove the truck down the street and across the bridge that connects the two sections of street over the Trinity River. Dreadlock makes a left turn, neglecting his blinker, and drives about a mile up into the main parking lot of the Fort Worth Zoo. Ignoring the red striped Fire Lane curb, he stops the truck. and turns it off. Walking to the back of the truck, he goes to open the door to the bed but Draven runs and jumps with a cross body sending both to the pavement.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Dreadlock apparently has no regard for the law, as he stole a truck and just threw Alexander Draven in the back while driving it to the Fort Worth Zoo!

JASON MARTEL
One can only imagine what in the Hell is going through Dreadlock's mind at this point. He apparently has some ideas in mind, and they could make him out to be just like the animals here at the zoo.

The pair brawl, exchanging punches on the ground before Draven gets to his feet and stomps Dreadlock's head into the concrete with a swift kick. Dreadlock is phased, as Draven picks him up and hits him with the Draven Driver again bouncing Dreadlock's head off the concrete. Draven goes for the pin ONE...TWO...THREE! The referee logs the three count on the concrete and Draven has his hand raised while on his knees.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, Alexander Draven!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A brawl that took both men all over the arena and all over the city for that matter. However, after ending up at the Fort Worth Zoo Alexander Draven ended up the victor after a Draven Driver.

JASON MARTEL
What a disgrace, Alexander Draven should be arrested on assault charges!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Might as well get Dreadlock on grand theft auto for taking that truck then...hold on what is going on out there?

Dreadlock is staggering around the parking lot still, when all of a sudden all the street lamps around the area went black. Nothing can be seen for about half a minute,then we hear a snap and the lights come back on and standing behind Dreadlock is Goryokaku and Tanya Adams. Dreadlocks spins around, and walks right into a Gory Kick. Dreadlock falls to the ground, and Gory mounts his chest and starts pounding his head into the pavement while we see Tanya walk over to the parked truck. Gory picked up Dreadlock, and walked over to a porta potty. Gory threw open the door, shoved Dreadlock in, and closed the door. Gory motions for something, and we see the same truck from before backing up at a rapid rate and slamming its back end into the side of the porta potty sending it tumbling on its side. Tanya gets out of the truck, as Gory stands over the fallen stall. He snaps again, and the lights one again go out. About a minute later, both Gory and Tanya Adams are gone.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh my, the rage of Nathaniel Draven has boiled over here tonight as he and Tanya Adams throttled Dreadlock for losing his match. They even threw him in a portable toilet and ran into it!

JASON MARTEL
He deserved it, you don't piss off Goryokaku and get away with it. Dreadlock paid the price for being unworthy of him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But good Lord, throwing him in a toilet and tipping it over?

JASON MARTEL
What better way to send a message?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well regardless, in more ways than one Alexander Draven has come out smelling of roses in his win over Dreadlock. Something tells me Dreadlock will not be as lucky.

[Hollywood]

"Big Gun" hits, and the boo birds are out in full force as Myke Rhines leads Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan out to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Myke Rhines... the team of Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan... the Young Gunz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Look up the word "lucky" in the dictionary, and you just might see a picture of these guys.

JASON MARTEL
Lucky?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
They've maybe had one... maybe two matches together as a tag team. But since the other tag teams were already booked tonight, they get the title shot by default.

JASON MARTEL
Well they're going to show you how wrong you are, Marky Mark.

Myke tries to flirt with the very lovely timekeeper, who bears a striking resemblence to one of the Ticketchicks that work out at remotes for Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket. But said timekeeper is having none of it. Meanwhile, Hale and Ryan are flexing their muscles and letting the ringside fans how much more superior they are to them. They enter the ring as their music dies down. "TNT" hits, and the crowd erupts with a deafening pop as Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith, wearing their SNW Texas Tag Team belts around their waist, appear from behind the curtain.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents... they are the current reigning SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... the team of Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith... TNT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And look over at ringside, it's Summer Sammartino-Rutherford.

JASON MARTEL
If she has as much of a mushmouth as her grandpa, then don't put her on commentary.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I beg your pardon!

Myke Rhines sees Summer and goes to approach her, but Mike and Andrew walk over, giving him the hint to back off, which he does. Summer looks over at Rhynes and puts her index finger against her thumb, insinuating that Rhynes has a small member, which he takes exception to. Mike and Summer share a passionate kiss before Mike enters the ring after Andrew.

SNW Texas Tag Team Championship
TNT (c) vs Young Gunz

The bell sounds, and Andrew Smith starts the match off for his team, while Marcus Ryan starts off for his team. Andrew and Marcus lock up, and Marcus overpowers Andrew, shoving him down to the mat. Marcus Ryan flexes his arms out in front of himself, taunting Andrew Smith as Smith picks himself up. Marcus Ryan goes to lock up with Andrew Smith again, but Smith outsmarts him with a go-behind, lifts Marcus up and brings him down with a go-behind takedown. Andrew Smith gets up and taunts Marcus Ryan as Marcus picks himself up, rolling his eyes. Marcus Ryan challenges Andrew Smith to a test of strength, with Andrew shrugging his shoulders and obliging. They lock their left hands together, but right when they're going to lock their right hands together, Marcus pokes Andrew in the eyes to loud boos from the crowd. Marcus Ryan follows up by lifting Andrew Smith up for a Falcon Arrow. But instead of slamming him on his back on the way down, Marcus slams Andrew down on his face and stomach.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Release Inverted Falcon Arrow, and Marcus Ryan makes the tag to Samuel Hale.

JASON MARTEL
Young Gunz look pretty good right now for being a "lucky" team.

Marcus Ryan picks Andrew Smith up and brings him down with a vertical suplex, and Samuel Hale follows up with a standing moonsault. ONE... TWO... Andrew kicks out. Samuel Hale picks Andrew Smith up, but Andrew rakes his eyes, then points over at Marcus Ryan followed by pointing at his(Smith's) own eyes. Andrew Smith bodyslams Samuel Hale to the canvas. Hale tries to get up, but Smith immediately brings him back down with a Snapmare Takeover, and Andrew follows up with a dropkick to Samuel's back. Andrew Smith picks Samuel Hale up and whips him into the ropes while Andrew runs to the ropes opposite side. Andrew and Samuel both rebound off their respective ropes, with Andrew knocking Samuel down with a clothesline, followed up by an elbow drop. Andrew Smith then makes the tag to Mike Rutherford, who stomps down on Samuel Hale. Rutherford picks Hale up and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. Rutherford brings Hale down with the vertical suplex, then rolls over into a pin. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
Too early in the match to put the Young Gunz away.

MARK FOLLOWILL
TNT do have things going their way though.

Mike Rutherford goes to pick up Samuel Hale, but Hale rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Rutherford kicks out. Both men are back up, but it's Samuel Hale who gains the upper hand with a Tiger Driver Backbreaker, followed up by a running leg drop to Rutherford's chest. Samuel Hale picks Mike Rutherford's left leg up and drives his elbow with an elbow drop to the leg. Hale follows it up with the Haas Of Pain, and referee Mike Croft goes down to ask Rutherford if he gives up, but he refuses. Rutherford tries to reach for the ropes, but Hale pulls back even harder, keeping Rutherford from making it to the ropes. Andrew Smith runs in and breaks it up with a running dropkick to the side of Hale's head.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Andrew Smith breaks up the submission attempt, and the ref is tied up with him.

JASON MARTEL
He's hurting his partner by distracting the referee as the ref is admonishing him to go back to his corner. Meanwhile, Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale are getting their licks in on Mike Rutherford.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now wait just a second. Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale never made a tag, yet they've switched places.

JASON MARTEL
Oh, they started allowing the secret handshake tag that was innovated in the FMWL.

MARK FOLLOWILL
FMWL?!

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, the Free Mason Wrestling League.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh will you stop!

The referee turns around to see Marcus Ryan locking in a reverse chinlock on Andrew Smith, and he knows he didn't see a legal tag. So the ref orders Marcus Ryan out of the ring, and Samuel Hale back into the ring to cheers from the crowd. Marcus gets up and argues with the ref, but Mike Croft isn't budging, so Marcus and Samuel reluctantly switch places. Hale points his index finger at the ref, telling him to watch it, but the ref shakes his head. Hale goes to pick up Rutherford, but Rutherford pops up, pushing Hale back, and nails him with a standing dropkick that sends Hale lying down, sprawled across the middle rope. Rutherford picks Hale up as Marcus Ryan runs in to try to save his partner, which distracts the referee because he has to force Ryan back to his corner. Mike Rutherford takes advantage of the distraction with a kick to Samuel Hale's grapefruits to a big pop from the crowd, as well as laughter from the kids in attendance.

JASON MARTEL
That's not right! Mike Rutherford should be disqualified!

MARK FOLLOWILL
But Jason, the Young Gunz can't win the belts on a disqualification.

JASON MARTEL
OK, don't disqualify them!

Rutherford picks Hale up and throws him up in the air and down to the mat with an overhead belly to belly suplex, sending Hale rolling to the outside. Mike Rutherford measures up Samuel Hale as he gets himself up. Rutherford approaches the ropes, grabs a hold of the top rope and catapults himself over the top rope and down onto Hale on the outside with a plancha to a nice pop. Not to be outdone, Andrew Smith gets into the ring, runs to the ropes opposite the side that Rutherford and Hale are on. Right as Rutherford and Hale get up, Smith comes diving through the ropes, taking them down with a suicide dive. Marcus Ryan shakes his head, as he says he's going to top this.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What in the world is Marcus Ryan thinking here?

JASON MARTEL
He's thinking that he's going to show everyone his athletic prowess.

Marcus Ryan climbs the top turnbuckle with a bit of hesitation. He tries to jump off the top turnbuckle, but his left foot gets caught in the ropes and trips him up, sending him down crotch-first on the top rope, and the agony is etched all over his face.

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED!

Andrew Smith is back up, and he hops up onto the apron, and knocks Marcus Ryan off the top rope and onto the floor with an Enziguri kick to the back of the head. Rutherford picks Hale up and rolls him into the ring. Myke Rhines goes down to check on Marcus Ryan, and Andrew Smith approaches him, telling him to watch it as Rhines throws his arms up to show his innocence. Rutherford turns his head to tell Rhines off, and that's all the distraction Hale needs to grab Rutherford in a front facelock and bring him down in a DDT-like fashion, with Rutherford's throat coming down across the top rope. Rutherford goes down on his knee to the apron. Hale takes the opportunity to grab Rutherford and lock him in a Dragon Sleeper in the ropes, wrapping his legs around Rutherford's waist as Rutherford screams out in pain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Samuel Hale has the Bite Of The Dragon locked in on Mike Rutherford, but Hale is going to have to let go.

JASON MARTEL
He's got the count of five, Mark.

Samuel Hale lets go as the referee's count reaches four. Marcus Ryan is back up on the ring apron, and Hale tags him back in as Rutherford slowly staggers up. Hale nails Rutherford with a standing dropkick, turning him around, only to get run over as if he were hit by a mac truck when Marcus Ryan nails him with a running clothesline. Marcus stomps away at Rutherford, then spits at Andrew Smith. Smith is drawn offsides as he runs into the ring, and the referee has to force him back to his corner. Meanwhile, Myke Rhines hops up onto the apron as Marcus Ryan holds Mike Rutherford in position. Rhines slaps Rutherford in the face, then Marcus Ryan picks Mike Rutherford up on his shoulder. He walks over to the corner and drops Rutherford down facefirst on the top turnbuckle.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Snake Eyes, courtesy of Marcus Ryan. And now Ryan with a Release Fisherman's Suplex, and a tag to Samuel Hale.

Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale pick Mike Rutherford up and whip him into the ropes. Rutherford comes off the rebound, and the Young Gunz bring him down with a double hip toss, followed by a double elbow drop. Hale locks Rutherford in the Sharpshooter, and the referee immediately goes down to see if Rutherford wants to give it up. He refuses as he tries to make his way over to the ropes. Samuel Hale tries to cinch back harder, but Mike Rutherford fights with all that he has to inch his way over and finally grabs a hold of the ropes. The referee puts down the count, and Hale lets go of the hold at the count of four. Hale drabs Rutherford back into the middle of the ring, but Rutherford kicks away at Hale, knocking him on his back. Rutherford tries to get up, but Hale is right back up and immediately lunges down and grabs Rutherford's legs, locking him in a Kneebar. Mike Rutherford is crying out in pain as he tries to reach the ropes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Mike Rutherford is in big trouble here as Samuel Hale has that Kneebar locked in the middle of the ring.

JASON MARTEL
I think we're about to crown new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions! I can feel it!

Andrew Smith is pounding on the top turnbuckles as the crowd is firmly behind Mike Rutherford, screaming for him to make it to the ropes and not give up. Rutherford inches his way, slowly but surely, to the ropes. Finally, after what seems to be an eternity for Rutherford, he makes it to the ropes, and again Hale waits till the count is up to four to let go. Hale gives up and tags in Marcus Ryan, who enters the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Marcus Ryan picks Mike Rutherford up, and drives him down with a pumphandle slam. Ryan with a cover... ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Andrew Smith breaks it up just in the nick of time.

JASON MARTEL
But look. Once again, Andrew Smith is doing more harm than good to his partner as Samuel Hale is back in the ring to help Marcus Ryan double team on Mike Rutherford.

While the referee is tied up with Andrew Smith, Samuel Hale climbs the turnbuckle. Marcus Ryan picks Mike Rutherford up for a powerbomb. Hale jumps off the top turnbuckle, nailing a leg drop on Rutherford while Ryan slams Rutherford down with the powerbomb at the same time. Andrew Smith is finally back in his corner as Myke Rhines yells at the referee to get back in position to make a count for Marcus Ryan, who's pinning Mike Rutherford. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Rutherford gets the shoulder up as the crowd is cheering like crazy. Marcus Ryan tags Samuel Hale back in, and they work together to whip Mike Rutherford into the ropes. They go for a double clothesline when he rebounds off the ropes, but Rutherford ducks the clothesline attempt and goes to rebound off the ropes on the other side. The Young Gunz turn around, only for Mike Rutherford to take them down with a Double STO to a big pop from the crowd. Andrew Smith is begging for the tag as Mike Rutherford tries to pick himself up.

MARK FOLLIWILL
Mike Rutherford trying to make it to his corner to make the tag, but here comes Samuel Hale to try to cut him off... But Rutherford drops him down throatfirst across the ropes with the Black Plague!

JASON MARTEL
But now here comes Marcus Ryan.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Marcus Ryan goes for the big boot, but Rutherford ducks underneath. Kick to the midsection, and Rutherford picks Ryan up. Rutherford drops Ryan on his head with a piledriver, and now Rutherford can try to make the tag, and he does as this crowd comes alive!

Samuel Hale is back up, and Andrew Smith picks him up on his shoulders and drops him down with a Samoan Drop. Marcus Ryan is up, but Andrew Smith lifts him up for what seems to be a vertical suplex, then brings him down with a brainbuster. Myke Rhines even runs in, and Andrew Smith spins him around, slamming him down hard with a spinebuster for his troubles. Rutherford is back up, and Smith tells him to run the ropes as he picks Rhines up. Rutherford obliges as Smith picks Rhines up in a lifted bearhug. Rutherford rebounds off the ropes, jumps up and nails Rhines with a lariat to a huge pop from the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
TNT with the Steel Attack on Myke Rhines!

JASON MARTEL
How could you be so happy about them maiming your former mentor like that?! And how sick are these fans for cheering TNT for beating up a poor, defenseless manager?!

Samuel Hale is back up, but Smith and Rutherford take him down with a Double DDT as the referee tries to help get Rhines out of the ring. Before Marcus Ryan can get himself up, Andrew Smith picks him up in a Wheelbarrow Suplex position, and Mike Rutherford brings him down facefirst with a Diamond Cutter, all in one fluid motion, causing Marcus Ryan to roll out of the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Why isn't the referee getting one of TNT out of the ring?! It's way past the count of five!

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's trying to get Myke Rhines out of the ring, who shouldn't have been in the ring to begin with!

JASON MARTEL
Alright, you remember that when one of your favorites is getting screwed over.

TNT pick Marcus Ryan up and toss him to the outside as the referee has finally gotten Myke Rhines out of the ring. Samuel Hale staggers up, but Mike Rutherford picks him up in the lifted bearhug, and Andrew Smith runs to the ropes. Smith rebounds off the ropes, jumps up and nails Hale with the lariat. Rutherford gets out of the ring as the ref turns around to see Smith covering Hale. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes crazy as TNT wins the match.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners, and still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... TNT!

JASON MARTEL
The referee shouldn't have counted that pin! There was so much illegal double teaming!

MARK FOLLOWILL
As if the Young Gunz wouldn't have done the same thing.

JASON MARTEL
They wouldn't! They're great, upstanding role models for young children everywhere!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Is that why they frequent Tammy Winters Wonderland?

Mike Rutherford, who's been given his tag team belt and is holding it over his shoulder, goes out to ringside to embrace his wife, Summer Sammartino-Rutherford. They share a big hug as Andrew Smith, also holding his belt, goes to the outside. They all share a group hug. Shot switches outside the front doors of the Will Rogers Coliseum. Lloyd Banks is trying to get in, but security won't let him.

LLOYD BANKS
I'm telling you, I'm supposed to be here tonight!

Security is having none of it as they stand their ground. Lloyd's had enough as he tries to run past them, but the pick him up and throw him down to the ground. He picks himself up, spitting into the ground and storms off. "Live To Win" by Paul Stanley plays in the background as the shot switches to a montage of highlights from last year's Natural Selection PPV. Mark Followill and Jason Martel provide the voiceovers.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And the next time Sports Nutz Wrestling is on Pay Per View will be Friday the 13th... November 13th, to be exact, as SNW presents Natural Selection, live from the Super Pit in Denton, TX.

JASON MARTEL
And I understand that this year, teams of five will strive to survive.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That is what I'm hearing as well, though those rumors have not been confirmed as plans can change at a moment's notice. Right now, let's take it down to Harry Sachs as the cage has been lowered for the War Games.

[Hollywood]

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for War Games: The Match Beyond!

The crowd cheers wildly at Harry's announcement.

HARRY SACHS
Here are the rules of War Games. Before the match begins, there will be a coin toss. The team that wins the toss will have the one man advantage at various intervals until all ten wrestlers are inside the cage. The match will begin with one member from each team inside the cage. After the first two minutes of the match, a member from the team who won the coin toss will be able to enter a teammate into the cage for a 2-on-1 advantage that lasts for two minutes, at which time a member from the opposing team will enter the cage to even the odds. This entry process will continue until all ten wrestlers are in the cage. Only after all ten wrestlers are in the cage can anybody from one of the opposing teams try to make someone surrender in order to win the War Games. Now, let's introduce the teams!

"Horsemen" hits, and the crowd boos rather loudly as Nick Scott, Sean O'Brien and the Williams Bros. make their way down to the ring. Sean and the Williams Bros. taunt the ringside fans, even electing to talk trash with them. Nick Scott, however, seems a bit subdued as he's all business.

HARRY SACHS
Introducing first, the team of "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott, "The Celtic Crippler" Sean O'Brien, Marcus Williams and Mike Williams, here are Chapter Six!

MARK FOLLOWILL
For over a month now, there seems to be dissension within the ranks of Chapter Six.

JASON MARTEL
Oh come on, Fozzywill. Even you've gotta know that this Chapter Six dissension crap is more overblown than the Swine Flu.

MARK FOLLOWILL
How about that video footage of Sean O'Brien wanting to kick Nick Scott out of the group?

JASON MARTEL
Mark, he was probably just speaking in the heat of the moment.

Chapter Six make their way to their designated side of the cage by the door as their music dies down. "Superhero" erupts over the speakers, and the crowd really let the boo birds fly as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, attired now in black trunks with a pink thunderbolt on the back, black wristbands, black knee pads with pink thunderbolts on the front of the knee pads, black Adidas running shoes with black kick pads. For his entrance, he's attired himself in a black vest with "KT" embroidered in pink on the back, and wearing a black headband around his head. With a smug look on his face and holding his arms and fists high up in the air, he makes his way towards the steel cage.

HARRY SACHS
Introducing Chapter Six's partner... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
If you were to look up the word "lucky" in Webster's Dictionary, you'd see a picture of this snot-nosed punk!

JASON MARTEL
Lucky?! How is someone named the 2008 SNW Wrestler Of The Year based on luck?!
MARK FOLLOWILL
That was 2008. Let's look at how many championships he's won here in 2009 since winning that award. Oh that's right! He's won zero championships!

JASON MARTEL
And he was getting the run around each time, Mark.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well the point is that he's damn lucky to be in a match of this magnitude after he had been suspended by Matt Margera for being a hazard to people who are not trained athletes, let alone trained wrestlers, backstage. I heard he may have even slapped a non-wrestling employee!

JASON MARTEL
That spud probably deserved it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh get real!

Kid Thunder makes his way over to where Chapter Six is standing, taking off his entrance gear and handing it to the ringside attendant as his music dies down. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits over the PA system, and the crowd leaps to their feet and cheer their lungs out as the Mauler, Mike Hanson, Killer Kong and Super Vader make their way down toward the steel cage.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents... the Mauler, Mike "Beastman" Hanson, Super Vader and Killer Kong, the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Destruction Crew always mean business, but even moreso tonight as they finally settle their score with Chapter Six.

JASON MARTEL
You're right about them meaning business. They're not even going through their pre-match rituals on their way to the ring. They're just marching down the aisle, ready to tear Chapter Six and Kid Thunder apart. And if the war between Chapter Six and the Destruction Crew doesn't end here, where will it end?

The Destruction Crew stop at their corner on the other side of the cage by the door, ready to pounce as their music dies down. "Never Gonna Stop" hits, and the crowd lets out another big pop as Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain after the drums kick in.

HARRY SACHS
And their partner, from Hurst, TX and weighing 220 lbs... the co-owner of Sports Nutz Wrestling... Matt Margera!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And listen to this sold out crowd from the Will Rogers Coliseum!

JASON MARTEL
What?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I said listen to how loud this crowd is!

JASON MARTEL
I can't hear you because of how loud this crowd is!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good!

Matt walks down to the ring, ignoring the cheers of the crowd as he's all business for the War Games. His music dies down, and he approaches the referees, as does Kid Thunder. Referee Rick Maynard has the coin, and asks Kid Thunder to call it in the air. Kid Thunder calls heads, and it does indeed land on the heads side.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Its heads, and the team of Alex Daniels and Chapter Six will have the one man advantage throughout the match until the cage has been filled with all ten wrestlers.

JASON MARTEL
And this is interesting. The Destruction Crew is telling Matt to go ahead and start the match for them, while Marcus Williams goes in to start for his team.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's take it to Harry Sachs one last time.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen... Let the War Games... BEGIN!

War Games
Matt Margera and Destruction Crew vs Alex Daniels and Chapter Six

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Matt Margera enters ring #1, and Marcus Williams enters ring #2. They charge toward each other, but Matt is just a bit quicker as he jumps and springboards in the middle section of the top ropes and nails Marcus with a springboard clothesline.[/i]

JASON MARTEL
It's a good thing the roof of this cage is higher than the roof of the cages WCW used for their War Games matches.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No joke. Matt could've had a very serious accident if this were a WCW steel cage.

Marcus gets back up and goes for a clothesline on Matt inside ring #2, but Matt ducks under it. Marcus Williams turns around, and Matt Margera staggers him around with a dropsault to the chest. Marcus shakes it off and goes for a spear, but Matt Margera leapfrogs over him. Marcus Williams rebounds off the ropes, and Matt Margera takes him down with a drop toe hold. Margera goes to run the ropes as Marcus tries to get himself up. Margera rebounds off the ropes, but Marcus Williams nails him with a spear from out of nowhere! Marcus Williams proceeds to punch away at Matt Margera's head. Marcus Williams then picks Matt Margera up by the head and Irish whips him into the cage, sending Matt Margera flying up into the air and crashing facefirst into the side of the cage, then turning around and falling down on the canvas on his face. Marcus Williams then picks Matt Margera up and throws him backfirst into the side of the cage with a Fallaway Slam, sending Matt down onto the apron that separates the cage and the ropes. Marcus Williams then proceeds to take his foot and use it to push the back of Matt's head into the cage. Marcus Williams picks Matt Margera up by the head and lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but he holds Matt up there for a good thirty seconds, then brings him down hard with a stalling vertical suplex.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Marcus Williams is just dominating Matt Margera right now.

JASON MARTEL
And it won't get any easier for Matt because we're about to have someone else from the team of Chapter Six and Alex Daniels enter the cage.

The crowd counts along as the clock counts down from ten.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

The buzzer goes off as Mike Williams now enters the cage and proceeds to help Marcus Williams stomp down on Matt Margera. They pick Matt Margera up and whip him into the ropes as they go to run to the opposite ropes. Matt Margera rebounds off the ropes, and the Williams Brothers do the same. They jump up in the air and take Matt down with a double jumping shoulder block. Marcus then signals for Mike to climb to the top rope.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This isn't looking good for Matt Margera at all as the Williams Brothers are preparing to obliterate Matt Margera with the Spike Piledriver.

JASON MARTEL
This is smart on the part of the Williams Brothers. Sure, they can't end the match right now, but they can at least incapacitate Matt Margera enough to the point that Alex Daniels and Chapter Six will have a huge advantage throughout the match.

Mike is climbing the top rope, but Marcus is having trouble picking Matt up for the piledriver. Marcus is finally able to lift Matt up, but Matt takes his own legs, wraps them around Marcus Williams' head, and brings him down with a huracanrana that sends Marcus Williams into the turnbuckles, causing Mike Williams to fall and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle to a nice pop from the crowd. Matt picks himself up and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, where he proceeds to knife edge chop Mike Williams several times in the chest. Matt then grabs Marcus Williams and slams him down with a second rope superplex. All three men are down, but Matt Margera is having an easier time trying to get up. He picks himself up, as does Marcus Williams. Marcus goes to kick Matt Margera, but Matt catches him by the boot and brings him down with a Dragon Screw, then immediately locks in a reverse figure four leg lock.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera may not be able to get a submission here, but he's employing the same strategy that Marcus Williams employed earlier.

JASON MARTEL
I can't believe I'm agreeing with you, especially concerning Matt Margera, but you're right. Matt won't get a submission here as we haven't had all ten men enter the match yet, but if he can injure Marcus Williams, then Matt Margera and the Destruction Crew will have the obvious advantage.

Mike Williams is able to cause Matt Margera to release the reverse figure four with a clothesline down to the canvas as the clock begins to count down again.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

The buzzer goes off as the Mauler enters the cage. Mike Williams sees him and goes to enter ring #1 to brawl with the Mauler while Marcus Williams and Matt Margera struggle to get up in ring #2. Mike Williams and the Mauler exchange right hand punches back and forth until Mike Williams gains the upper hand with an eye gouge, followed by an overhead belly to belly suplex. Mike Williams goes for an elbow drop, but the Mauler rolls out of the way and readies himself in a three point stance. Mike Williams struggles back to his feet, but gets take right back down with a running clothesline out of the three point stance by the Mauler. Meanwhile, in ring #2, Marcus Williams attempts to bodyslam Matt Margera, but Matt slips down behind Marcus Williams, underhooks Marcus' arms and slams him down with a Release Tiger Suplex. Matt Margera follows up by running to the ropes, rebounding off said ropes, performing a cartwheel and landing a moonsault out of the carthwheel onto Marcus Williams. Matt Margera proceeds to punch away at Marcus Williams, while in ring #1, the Mauler has whipped Mike Williams into the corner. Mauler climbs to the second turnbuckle, standing over Mike Williams, and punches away at him as the fans count along. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Mauler hops down off the turnbuckle and backs up while Mike Williams staggers out of the corner. Mauler charges at Mike Williams and blasts him in the face with a running big boot, sending Mike Williams down to the canvas.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The War Games is living up to its namesake, and we're not even at the halfway point yet!

JASON MARTEL
You think it's brutal now? Just wait till someone gets busted open.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It looks like you're getting your wish because Matt Margera is grinding Marcus Williams' face into the side of the cage like a cheese grater, and Marcus Williams is now bleeding from the forehead.

The Mauler goes for a leg drop on Mike Williams, but Mike rolls out of the way and Mauler grimaces in pain as he crashes down on the canvas. The fans once again get ready to count as the clock winds down.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Nick Scott is about to enter the cage, but Sean O'Brien grabs at him and yells at him that he's going in. The two argue with each other, and Kid Thunder takes the opportunity to run into the cage and slams the door shut right as Sean and Nick turn to see he's already in the cage. They're none too pleased and blame each other as Kid Thunder goes to club Matt Margera in the back.

JASON MARTEL
Nick Scott better stop picking fights with Sean O'Brien if he wants his team to win.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Meanwhile, Alex Daniels is clubbing Matt in the back, but those shots are having no effect as Matt Margera turns around.

Matt Margera points at Kid Thunder and tells him he's going to get him yet as Kid Thunder tries to beg off. Marcus Williams grabs Matt Margera from behind in a reverse headlock, then brings him down with the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. Kid Thunder goes to stomp away at Matt Margera while Marcus Williams joins his brother, Mike Williams, in ring #2 to double team on the Mauler. Mike and Marcus Williams double suplex Mauler down to the canvas, and Marcus Williams follows up with a spinning leg drop. Meanwhile, in ring #1, Kid Thunder goes to clothesline Matt Margera, but Matt ducks the clothesline, grabs Kid Thunder and slams him down hard with a snap back suplex.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera slams Alex Daniels down with massive quantums of authority with that snap back suplex.

JASON MARTEL
And now Matt Margera is attempting to get into the other ring to help the Mauler against the Williams Brothers.

Right as Matt Margera enters ring #2, Mike Williams nails him hard in the face with a big boot, sending Matt down between the ropes of the two rings. Mike Williams grabs Matt Margera and tosses him back into ring #1, where Kid Thunder joins Mike Williams in whipping Matt Margera into the ropes. They go for a double clothesline, but he ducks under it. Kid Thunder turns around, and Matt Margera takes him down with snap suplex. But right as Matt Margera gets up, Mike Williams grabs him by the head and whips him hard facefirst into the side of the cage. The fans count down as the clock once again winds down, with Super Vader eager to enter the cage.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

The buzzer goes off, and Super Vader enters ring #2 and helps Mauler double team up on Marcus Williams. Mike Williams breaks away from ring #1 and re-enters ring #2 to help Marcus William fight off Mauler and Super Vader. Marcus Williams goes to punch Super Vader, but Super Vader ducks under. Marcus turns around, and Super Vader takes him down with a side belly to belly suplex. Meanwhile, Mike Williams opens the Mauler up after scooping him up on his shoulder and driving him facefirst into the side of the cage like a javelin.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Mauler has now been busted wide open, courtesy of Mike Williams.

JASON MARTEL
Mike Williams getting revenge for his brother, Marcus Williams, who's face is completely covered in the crimson mask.

Meanwhile, in ring #2, Kid Thunder is trying to take out Matt Margera's legs as he has him locked in the Sharpshooter after having slammed Matt Margera down with a Sambo Suplex. Margera, however, is able to push Kid Thunder off with all the strength he has in him. Kid Thunder picks himself up and goes to approach Matt Margera, but Margera fights back with a punch to the midsection, followed up by a flurry of right and left hand punches to the midsection. Margera is back up and grabs Kid Thunder by the head, ramming him into the side of the cage. Margera repeatedly slams Kid Thunder's head into the cage, busting Kid Thunder wide open. Inside ring #1, Marcus Williams has taken Super Vader down with an Impaler DDT, while Mike Williams catapults the Mauler into the side of the cage as Mauler's face is now also completely covered with blood. Marcus Williams, meanwhile, picks Super Vader up by the arm. Marcus twists Super Vader's arm with an arm wrench, then goes to climb the top turnbuckle. Marcus walks the ropes, then jumps down and nails Super Vader with a Tornado DDT on the way down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
New School by Marcus Williams, taking the former Von Erich Memorial Champion down.

JASON MARTEL
The Williams Brothers are working together in an effort to take out two members of the Destruction Crew.

Mauler staggers his way back up, but the Williams take him down after Marcus nails Mauler with a clothesline at the same time that Mike nails Mauler with a chop block. The clock winds down as the fans count down.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Sean O'Brien pushes Nick Scott out of the way and runs into the cage and into ring #1 to help out the Williams Brothers. O'Brien picks Mauler up and slams him down with a wheelbarrow suplex while the Williams Brothers work over Super Vader. They have Super Vader lying across the middle rope as Marcus Williams chokes Super Vader with the rope. Mike and Marcus Williams pick Super Vader up and whip him into the corner. Mike sends Marcus into the corner, nailing Super Vader with a Stinger Splash. Mike follows suit, nailing Super Vader with a Stinger Splash as well. Meanwhile, after having brutalized Mauler with the Garvin Stomp, Sean O'Brien enters ring #2 to help Kid Thunder out against Matt Margera, who's been dominating Kid Thunder up till this point. Kid Thunder is bleeding from the forehead after Margera took a small chain out of pocket, wrapped it around his fist and repeatedly punched Kid Thunder in the head with it. Margera is choking Kid Thunder with the chain until O'Brien nails Margera with a forearm clothesline, setting Kid Thunder free from Margera. Kid Thunder is down on the canvas, coughing up blood as he tries to recover from Margera's attack. O'Brien picks Margera up and brings him down headfirst with a brainbuster. In ring #1, Mauler and Super Vader are on the comeback trail. Mauler hoists Marcus Williams up on his shoulders and slams him against the corner with a Death Valley Driver to the turnbuckles.

OOOOHHHH![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Mauler sending Marcus Williams crashing into the turnbuckles a Death Valley Driver!

JASON MARTEL
And not to be outdone, Super Vader slams Mike Williams down hard to the canvas with a spinebuster.[/b]

Inside ring #2, Sean O'Brien and Kid Thunder continue to work over Matt Margera, sending him off into the ropes. Margera rebounds off the ropes, and the tandem of O'Brien and Kid Thunder hoist Margera up and slam him down facefirst with a flapjack, busting him wide open. O'Brien leaves Kid Thunder to work over Margera as he notices Super Vader climbing to the top turnbuckle. O'Brien climbs the corner in ring #2 and nails Super Vader with clubbing blows to the back, stopping him on the top turnbuckle in ring #1. O'Brien grabs Super Vader by the neck, and with all of his strength, jumps off the turnbuckle in ring #2, bringing Super Vader from the turnbuckle in ring #1, slamming him down hard on the canvas in ring #2 with a neckbreaker off the top turnbuckle.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT![/move]

MARK FOLLOWILL
As God as my witness, Super Vader and Sean O'Brien must be dead in the ring!

JASON MARTEL
O'Brien not only took Super Vader out, but also took himself out![/b]

Fortunately, Super Vader and Sean O'Brien are slowly moving about as the clock winds down once again.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

The crowd comes alive as Mike "Beastman" Hanson enters ring #2 and takes Kid Thunder down with a swinging neckbreaker. Mike Williams, meanwhile, knocks out Mauler with a Half Nelson Suplex, having sent Mauler facefirst into the side of the cage. Hanson enters ring #1, and Mike and Marcus Williams knock Hanson down with a double spinebuster. Super Vader staggers to his feet, but Mike Williams sees him and goes into ring #2, nailing Super Vader with a side kick to the head right as Super Vader turns to see him. Matt Margera answers with a Benihana that knocks Mike Williams into the area separating the two aprons, and Williams is out cold. Marcus Williams nails a series of elbow drops on Mike Hanson, but Mauler is getting back up and climbs the turnbuckle, thinking he'll catch Marcus Williams. But Marcus sees him and runs into the ropes, causing Mauler to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Marcus then grabs Mauler by the arms and drives him down with a Top Rope Flipping Slam.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Fall From Grace, courtesy of Marcus Williams.

JASON MARTEL
At this point, it looks like the Destruction Crew may fall from grace.

Hanson is back up, but Marcus catches him and slams him down with a Gargoyle Suplex. Inside ring #2, Matt Margera picks both Sean O'Brien and Kid Thunder up, and slams their heads together with a double noggin knocker, busting O'Brien wide open as Kid Thunder's face is now also covered with blood. Matt picks O'Brien up and slams him down with the Viva La Fusion. In ring #1, Mike Hanson counters a double clothesline attempt by the Williams Brothers with a running DDT to both Mike and Marcus Williams. Margera, meanwhile, climbs to the top turnbuckle in ring #2, but he notices the Williams Brothers. He turns around on the turnbuckle, and flies from the top turnbuckle in ring #2 down onto Mike Williams inside ring #1 with a 450 Corkscrew Leg Drop, eliciting a huge roar from the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Viva La Matt! But Matt better turn around because Marcus Williams is back up and running to the ropes... CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!

JASON MARTEL
Viva La Damn Near Decapitation from Marcus Williams to Matt Margera.

Super Vader is back up, but Kid Thunder is as well, and he staggers Super Vader around with an Enziguri to the back of the head inside ring #2. The Mauler is back up inside ring #1, but Marcus Williams gouges him in the eyes, picks him up and brings him down hard with a Spinning Sidewalk Slam as the clock winds down.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Nick Scott runs into ring #1 and takes Mike Hanson down with a Tazplex. He follows up with a Northern Lights Suplex to the Mauler. Scott then picks Matt Margera up and slams him down with a T-Bone Suplex. Scott goes into ring #2 and helps Kid Thunder punch away at Super Vader, then uses all of his strength to slam Super Vader into the side of the cage with a Trapping Suplex, sending Super Vader down to the mat, under the ropes. Kid Thunder gives Nick Scott a sarcastic clap, causing Scott to snap and grab Kid Thunder, slamming him into the side of the cage with a release overhead belly to belly suplex to a thunderous roar from the crowd!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Nick Scott just turned on his own teammate!

JASON MARTEL
Has he lost his mind?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Sean O'Brien is up and is giving Nick Scott the business, as are the Williams Brothers.

JASON MARTEL
Trouble in paradise, Marky Mark.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And O'Brien and the Williams are triple teaming Nick Scott, but Scott is fighting back, knocking all three men down with right hands! Tiger Driver '91 to Mike Williams! A powerbomb to Marcus Williams! And now the Ode to Triple H delivered to Sean O'Brien! And listen to this crowd as Nick Scott storms out of here!

JASON MARTEL
This is the most disgusting act of betrayal since Arnold Benedict!

MARK FOLLOWILL
It's Benedict Arnold, you nitwit!

JASON MARTEL
Whatever!

Nick Scott storms out of the cage, ignoring Killer Kong, who's laughing his ass off at what has transpired as now the remainder of Chapter Six and Kid Thunder are easy pickings.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Bodies are strewn about everywhere like a ten car pile up on I-35!

JASON MARTEL
And the clock is counting down for Killer Kong to enter the cage!

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Killer Kong eagerly enters the cage as if they set up an all you can eat buffet.

HARRY SACHS
And now it's time for the Match Beyond! Submit or surrender!

Kong approaches Sean O'Brien in ring #2, picks him up, and brings him down with the Kong Driver. Kong then goes to pick up Kid Thunder, and drops his ass on top of Thunder, sitting on top of him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kong Squash #3 on the 2008 Wrestler of the Year.

Kong gets up off of Kid Thunder, only for Mike Williams to have recovered, grab a hold of the ropes inside ring #1, and launch himself and stagger Killer Kong back with a flying shoulder block into ring #2. Mike Williams then musters all the strength he has to pick Killer Kong up, hoisting him up on his shoulders, and slams him down with the F-5!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Both Mike Williams and Killer Kong are down and out. Marcus Williams stirs to his feet, as does Matt Margera. Marcus uses his second wind to charge at Matt, going for a running big boot, but Matt sidesteps out of the way as Marcus kicks the side of the cage by mistake. He turns around, and Matt Margera locks in the old Iron Claw to a thunderous roar from the crowd!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Viva La Claw! Viva La Claw!

JASON MARTEL
No! This can't be happening!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's it! Marcus Williams surrenders!

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen... Marcus Williams has surrendered! The winners of War Games: The Match Beyond... The Destruction Crew and Matt Margera!

Matt finally lets go of the claw, then knocks out Marcus Williams with the Benihana for good measure. The Destruction Crew come to, and while they're glad to have won, they stare Matt down, as if to tell him to get the hell out of the ring, much like when Bruce Willis' life was spared, but under the condition that he was to leave the city and never come back in Pulp Fiction. Matt exits the cage, walking away as he breathes heavily.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to the Insurgence locker room, where Marcus Ryan, Samuel Hale and Myke Rhines are all licking their wounds, looking dejected. Jade Claypool and Vincent Matthews are none too pleased.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
What happened to you boys tonight was a travesty; an injustice; a crime. And you know what's sad? You don't get a rematch because the frickin' Alley Ratz, AGAIN, are #1 contenders by some fluke of a win in that stupid triple threat tag title match. But don't you worry. I'm going to show the footage of all that blatant double teaming that happened well past the five count to Gordie, George and Craig, and we'll get this situation rectified.

MARCUS RYAN
Thanks for the support, bro. We'll be pulling for ya tonight.

SAMUEL HALE
Yeah, good luck, man.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
I won't need any luck. I'm Vincent Matthews.

Vincent begins to leave until Myke Rhines stops him.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Yes, Myke?

MYKE RHINES
Vincent... have a kickass summer.

Vincent nods his head as he and Jade Claypool exit the locker room. Shot switches to the hallway, where Jack Clinton, clad in his ring attire and white vest, is approaching the gorilla position. Chris Angel, who's all bandaged up, as well as Katrina, Emo Kid, Hannah and Alexander Draven, all stop to say some last minute words to Clinton.

JACK CLINTON
What is it guys? The biggest match of my career is up next. And Alex, glad you had a safe trip back.

ALEXANDER DRAVEN
Thanks. We just all wanted to wish you luck.

JACK CLINTON
Right on. And Emo Kid, I'm sure you've already heard this from Kat, Chris and Alex, but I want you to hear it from me as well. You won my respect out there tonight. I admit, I didn't like you at first. But that match you were having with Katrina was off the charts until Goryokaku ruined it. But then, I realized that you really had changed your ways for the better and that you were a man to be trusted when you helped us out during that post match assault. For that, we all thank you.

EMO KID
Thanks. No hard feelings with anyone?

They all shake their heads no and smile. They all put their hands together in a circle, shout "GOOOO, CLINTON!" and pat Clinton on the back, wishing him luck as the shot goes back to ringside. Every light in the arena goes out as soon as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins playing, and the crowd doesn't know how to react at first. White lights start flashing in the arena sixteen seconds into the song. After another seven seconds, the entrance area erupts in flames. It looks as though Clinton walks through the flames(though there is an area for him to walk through so that the flames don't touch him), and the crowd lets loose with a deafening pop as he appears before them. He scans the crowd for several seconds and raises his arms to set off a shower of fireworks, then walks to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton, a favorite to win this match who has won championships the world over.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, but he's never had to face anyone the caliber of Vincent Matthews, or even Soul Reaper when he's won those championships elsewhere. Plus, there's no telling if that concussion was reaggravated two weeks ago when Vincent Matthews smashed that light tube into the back of his head.

[/color]

Clinton continues to walk down to the ring with a serious look on his face, ignoring the cheering crowd. Upon entering the ring, he takes off his white vest and hands it to the ring attendant while his music dies down. "Psycho Man" hits, and the crowd boos as loud as they can while Jade Claypool leads Vincent Matthews out to the ring. Walking arm in arm, they scoff the fans at ringside, with Vincent prodding Jade to flex her own arms, taunting some of the nerdy looking, as well as fat slobs, at ringside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews no doubt has to be considered one of, if not THE, fastest rising wrestler in the SNW ranks.

JASON MARTEL
Vincent has certainly come a long way since going under the name of Vin Sin and disguising himself as Nolan Ryan, and letting snow monkeys loose at the Darkness Casino. Now he has a chance to etch his name in history in a long line of former Texas Champions that reads as a who's who in Texas wrestling history, dating all the way back to the 1930s.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A list that reads off with names such as Lou Thesz, Buddy Rogers, Antonino Rocca, Johnny Valentine, Gene Kiniski, Fritz Von Erich, Ernie Ladd, Jose Lothario, David Von Erich, Gino Hernandez, Action Jackson, "Main Event" Mike Foxx, and even Hernandez of LAX.

Jade Claypool walks up the steps and onto the apron, holding the ropes open for Vincent Matthews as he enters the ring, his music dying down. "Inside The Fire" booms over the PA, and the fans leap to their feet and erupt in a deafening roar as Soul Reaper, clad in his sleeveless hooded robe and wearing his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist, appears from behind the entrance curtain. There is no emotion whatsoever on his face as he shoots a cold stare toward his opponents on his way to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
With this being a Three Way Dance, where two wrestlers must be eliminated in order for the match to end, and considering that there are no disqualifications or count outs, it is safe to say that Soul Reaper does not have the championship advantage tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Well as much as I don't like the guy, I'll give him his due. Even if he did have the championship advantage, we know full well he wouldn't deliberately try to use it to save his belt because he's all about proving to the world that he is the absolute best.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You'd know first hand how good he is, right?

JASON MARTEL
What are you implying?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hasn't he kicked your ass a time or two in a now defunct wrestling promotion?

JASON MARTEL
Oh hardy, har, har.

Soul Reaper enters the ring, taking off his robe and belt, handing the belt to referee Rick Maynard as Harry Sachs prepares to make the ring introductions.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the second half of our double main event, and is a Three Way Dance for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. The match can only end after two wrestlers are eliminated, and elimination can only occur via pinfall, submission or knock out. First, challenger #1... from Beverly Hills, California, weighing 355 lbs... Jack Clinton!

Clinton raises his arms in the air as the crowd cheers him on.

HARRY SACHS
Challenger #2... from Fort Worth, TX and weighing 215 lbs... accompanied by Jade Claypool... "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

Vincent smirks as the crowd boos him out of the building.

HARRY SACHS
And introducing the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... from Fresno, California and weighing 242 lbs... Soul Reaper!

The crowd cheers loudly again as Reaper just stands in his corner, staring down both Clinton and Matthews. Jade Claypool and Harry Sachs exit the ring as referee Rick Maynard shows the belt to all three competitors, then signals for the bell.

Three Way Dance: SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship
Soul Reaper (c) vs Jack Clinton vs Vincent Matthews

MARK FOLLOWILL
The bell has sounded, and this much anticipated SNW Texas Championship match is underway![/b]

Clinton, Matthews and Reaper start the match out with a feeling out process, with Matthews getting the first shot in with a huge slap to Reaper's face.

OOOOOHHH![/move]

Matthews, with total disregard then slaps Clinton in the face. Matthews smirks at both Clinton and Reaper, who are outraged by Matthew's cocky display of disrespect. They both attempt to clothesline Matthews, but Matthews ducks under the double clothesline. Both men turn around, and Matthews takes Reaper down with an Enziguri kick to the back of the head. Clinton lunges after Matthews with a big boot attempt, but Matthews ducks under it. Clinton turns around and gets staggered with a Windmill Kick from Matthews. Matthews runs back to the ropes, and after rebounding off the ropes, he attempts a flying forearm smash. But Clinton is ready and hops down to the canvas, ducking the flying forearm that instead hits Reaper right as he gets back up, knocking Reaper back down. Matthews gets up, but Clinton hits him with a front kick right as he turns around, followed by a bodyslam.[/color][/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
After a great start, Vincent Matthews could find himself in a world of trouble now as he has drawn both the ire of Jack Clinton and Soul Reaper to start the match.

JASON MARTEL
Mark, you have to remember that Vincent Matthews always has something up his sleeve. Every action he commits has a purpose to it.

Clinton hits Matthews with an elbow drop, and another elbow drop, then goes for a pin. ONE... Matthews immediately kicks out. Clinton picks Matthews up, but Matthews fights back with punches to the midsection, followed by a rake of the eyes. Matthews attempts to whip Clinton into the corner, but Clinton reverses the whip. Clinton backs up, then charges at Matthews, attempting an Avalanche in the corner. But Matthews gets out of the way as Clinton crashes in the corner. Before Matthews can recover, Reaper blasts him from out of nowhere with a hard clothesline down to the canvas. Reaper then goes into the corner and hits a series of knife edge chops to Clinton's chest, but they seem to have no effect as Clinton bows up and grabs Reaper, tossing him into the corner. Clinton lights Reaper up with a series of thunderous knife edge chops to the chest, and a hard slap to the chest for good measure. Clinton finishes off the sequence with a powerful hiptoss, sending Reaper out of the corner and down to the canvas. Clinton approaches the downed Reaper, but Matthews has recovered, runs and clips Clinton in the back of the leg, knocking him down. Matthews stomps away at Clinton's face. Reaper is back up, but Matthews takes him down with a standing huracanrana.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews is back on the offensive and isn't letting up.

JASON MARTEL
"The Black Hearted Warrior" needs to keep this up because the tide of the match could switch at any moment.

Matthews goes to pick up Reaper, but Reaper grabs him in a bearhug and launches Matthews into ring #2 with an overhead belly to belly suplex, with Matthews clearing over the top ropes and into the second ring.

WHOA!!![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a power display from the current Texas Champion!

JASON MARTEL
Someone should've called air traffic control for that flight.[/b]

Reaper smirks as Matthews is down, holding the small of his back and wincing in pain. But right as Reaper turns around, Clinton blasts him with a big boot to the face.

OOOOHHHH![/move]

Clinton goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Reaper gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time. Clinton picks Reaper up and hoists him up in a military press, and holds him up there for a good thirty seconds. Meanwhile, in ring #2, Vincent Matthews is getting back up. Clinton, seeing this, launches Reaper all the way from ring #1 into ring #2, sending him crashing onto Vincent Matthews in a pin attempt. Referee Rick Maynard tries to get to ring #2 as fast as he can.[/color][/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Rick Maynard finally in position... ONE... TWO... Vincent Matthews kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
One must wonder if Vincent Matthews would've been eliminated had a referee already been inside the second ring.

Jack Clinton climbs up to the top turnbuckle in ring #1, the turnbuckle that is next to ring #2's turnbuckle, as Reaper and Matthews pick themselves up. Clinton flies all the way from the ring #1 turnbuckle into ring #2. Reaper rolls out of the way, but it's too late for Matthews, who gets knocked down with a flying lariat from Clinton. Clinton turns around, only for Reaper to hit him with a flurry of stiff martial arts kicks, knocking Clinton down with a jumping spinning back kick to the chest. Reaper sees Matthews trying to get up, so he runs and knocks him right back down with a Shining Wizard, then follows up with a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Matthews gets the shoulder up. Reaper then sees Clinton trying to get up, so he runs to the ropes, jumps up into the air and springboards off the top rope, knocking Clinton down with a springboard kick to the back of Clinton's neck. Reaper goes for a cover on Clinton. ONE... TWO... Clinton powers out by military pressing Reaper off of him, sending Reaper flying up into the air and crashing facefirst on the canvas. Reaper picks himself back up, but Clinton is back up and hits him with a throat thrust, and knocks Reaper down into the corner with a straight right hand punch. Clinton follows up with a mudhole stomping to Reaper's chest. Matthews is back up and clubs Clinton repeatedly in the back, but the clubbing blows have no effect. Clinton turns around and knocks Matthews down with a standing clothesline, causing Matthews to roll to the outside, where Jade Claypool goes to check on him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton is making good on his promise right now about dominating this match.

JASON MARTEL
Soul Reaper was doing well for himself there for the first few minutes of this match, but his wheels have quickly flown off, and don't seem to be coming back on anytime soon.

Reaper crawls out of the corner, but before he can stand up, Clinton knocks him right back down with an axe kick to the back of the neck. Clinton then picks Reaper up and grabs him by the throat, slamming him down with the Final Destruction, but Clinton's not through with Reaper. Clinton picks Reaper back up, lifts him up in the air for an elevated powerbomb, and drives Reaper down with a most vicious Three Story Hell Ride. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Soul Reaper has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Never in my wildest dreams did I think Reaper would get dominated in such fashion to end his championship reign.

JASON MARTEL
Now we find out who the new champion will be.

Soul Reaper is out of it as he rolls out of the ring. Trainers run out to help Reaper to the back as Matthews crawls up to the apron. Clinton approaches him, but Matthews is ready for him as he grabs Clinton by the head and brings him down throat first across the top rope, snapping Clinton down to the canvas on his back. Matthews goes to climb the top turnbuckle as the crowd stirs. He flies from the top turnbuckle, landing a corkscrew leg drop across Clinton's throat. Matthews gets cocky and goes to climb the other turnbuckle as Clinton slowly picks himself up. Matthews waits for Clinton to stand up and turn around as he measures him up for a top rope crossbody block. Matthews comes flying off the top turnbuckle with the crossbody block attempt, but Clinton catches him and powerslams him down to the canvas in one fluid motion.

OOOOOHHHH!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Powerslam into a cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! We almost had a new SNW Texas Champion!

JASON MARTEL
If Jack Clinton wins the SNW Texas Championship, it will be the darkest day in the history of Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Clinton goes to pick Matthews up and whips him into the ropes. Clinton makes the mistake of ducking his head down, and Matthews capitalizes with a flying forearm smash to Clinton's head, having enough momentum behind it to knock Clinton down on his back. Matthews follows up with a standing moonsault. ONE... TWO... Clinton kicks out. Matthews immediately attacks Clinton's legs with a series of kicks, then goes to lock in the Texas Cloverleaf. Clinton struggles to fight it off, but it's to no avail as Matthews musters all of his strength to turn Clinton over, with Clinton screaming out in pain while refusing to give up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
How bad does Jack Clinton want to be the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion?!

JASON MARTEL
We'll find out in a minute if he can't reach the ropes to force the referee to break the hold.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But even then, Vincent Matthews won't be required to break the hold because it's no disqualification.

Clinton, remembering the no disqualification stipulation, tries to push his way up in an attempt to push Matthews off of him. Matthews tries to bear down on the Texas Cloverleaf, but Clinton is much too powerful as Clinton pushes Matthews off of him, escaping the hold. Clinton tries to get up, but almost immediately, Matthews tries to lock the Texas Cloverleaf back on. But Clinton kicks away at Matthews, then nails Matthews in the temple with the heel of his(Clinton's) boot, causing Matthews to collapse to the mat like a sack of potatoes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews is out cold, and Jack Clinton could become the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion if he could just make the cover.

JASON MARTEL
That's the problem. Vincent Matthews has worked over Jack Clinton's legs with that Texas Cloverleaf, and now Jack Clinton is having trouble getting up to make the pinfall.

Clinton struggles to get up, but finally does and makes the cover. ONE... TWO... Matthews gets the shoulder up right in the nick of time. Clinton takes a couple of breaths, then picks Matthews up. He whips Matthews into the corner, then backs up as he gets ready to charge the corner. Clinton charges into the corner, but Matthews ducks down and out of the way as Clinton crashes chest first into the corner, staggering around. Matthews goes to climb the top turnbuckle as Clinton goes down to one knee, then picks himself back up. Right as Clinton turns around, Matthews flies off the top and drives Clinton down headfirst into the canvas with a Top Rope DDT. Matthews turns Clinton over and goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton gets the shoulder up as Matthews pounds the mat in frustration and argues with the referee about the count.

MARK FOLLOWILL
"The Black Hearted Warrior" needs to quit worrying about the man in the striped shirt and worry about the big hoss in the white trunks.

JASON MARTEL
I can't blame Vincent. If it wasn't for that referee's obviously biased count against him, he'd be the SNW Texas Champion right now!

Matthews picks Clinton up and hits him with a few forearm shots to the head, then goes for a kick to the midsection, but Clinton catches Matthews by the foot, then clotheslines him down hard to the canvas. Clinton picks Matthews' left leg up and slams it down to the canvas as Matthews screams out in pain. Clinton picks Matthews' left leg up again, and again slams it down to the canvas. Clinton picks Matthews' left leg up one last time, and this time puts him in a single leg lock. Clinton cinches down as hard as he can on the leg lock as Matthews swings wildly at Clinton, with Clinton bobbing and weaving his head around so Matthews can't make contact. Finally, after about what seems likes a couple of minutes, Matthews gouges Clinton in the eyes, forcing him to let go. Matthews is about to pick himself up, but Clinton quickly recovers and grabs Matthews by both legs, turns him over and sits down, locking him in the Boston Crab.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton won't give up as he tries to make Vincent Matthews submit.

JASON MARTEL
"The Black Hearted Warrior" will need to summon the strength of ten men if he wants to get out of this Boston Crab, because again, a rope break is pointless in a match with no disqualifications.

Matthews fights with all he has to try to push himself up in order to try and escape the Boston Crab, but Clinton does what he can to keep it locked in. Matthews refuses to give up, and Clinton has to let go, collapsing down to the canvas from exhaustion as he takes several breaths to keep himself going. Matthews fights his way back up, and staggers through the ropes as he escapes back into ring #1, then staggers some more inside the ring and falls down to his hands and knees on the canvas. Clinton follows him in and goes to work on Matthews' back with a series of double axe handle shots, reminiscent of Demolition Ax and Demolition Smash. Matthews tries to fight his way up with several right hand punches to Clinton's midsection, but those punches have zero effect. Clinton picks Matthews up by the throat with both hands, holding Matthews up in the air and choking him, then slams him down with a choke toss. Matthews rolls out of the ring as Jade Claypool runs over to check on him. Meanwhile, Clinton measures Matthews up as he has something up his sleeve. Matthews gets up, not realizing that Jade Claypool. All he sees is Clinton running in his direction and jumping up in the air, clearing the top ropes like an airplane. Matthews dives out of the way as Clinton crashes down on top of Jade Claypool, knocking her out. The dive takes a bit out of Clinton as he's lying down on the floor.

OOOOHHHH![/color]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh no. Oh no.

JASON MARTEL
Somebody get a medic out there!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I have to agree with you. As much as I dislike Jade Claypool, I wouldn't wish anything like this on her.

Matthews turns and sees Jade down and out, and Clinton lying down on the floor. The look on Matthews' face shows mixed emotions; anger and sorrow. He runs down to check on Jade, sitting her up, trying to nurse her back to consciousness, but she's still out of it. The EMTs run down with a stretcher and tell Matthews to get out of the way. He can't believe what's happened as they set the stretcher down and go to tend to Jade. They help Jade onto the stretcher and carry her out to the back as Matthews can't help but look on. He focuses his attention on Clinton, who's picking himself up. Full of rage and anger, Matthews runs down and wails away at Clinton with left handed and right handed clubbing blows. Clinton picks Matthews up, runs and drives Matthews spinefirst into the ring apron, sending Matthews crumbling down to the floor. Clinton picks Matthews up and whips him hard into the security guard rail to the delight of the ringside fans. Clinton goes over and asks a fan for a cup of soda, and the fan obliges. Clinton takes a sip from the cup and spits the soda in Matthews' face as Matthews tries to rub the soda off his face. Clinton backs up, getting read for a big boot. He charges at Matthews with the running big boot, but Matthews sidesteps out of the way as Clinton catches his leg on top of the guard rail. Matthews looks under the ring for a weapon as Clinton gets himself off of the guard rail. But right when he goes down to grab Matthews, he gets smashed in the head with a steel chair, busting Clinton wide open as the big man staggers down to one knee. Matthews picks the chair up over his head and drives it down onto Clinton's head with such fierce velocity that it actually breaks the chair as Clinton collapses down on the floor.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton is out, and if Vincent Matthews can get him into the ring, we have a new champion.

JASON MARTEL
The only problem is that Jack Clinton is such a big man that he's dead weight down there on the floor. Vincent Matthews may need a fork lift to get him into the ring.

Vincent Matthews uses all of his might to pick Clinton up as the blood drips down onto the floor off Clinton's forehead. Matthews is finally able to get Clinton up onto the apron and rolls him into the ring. Matthews drags Clinton into the center of the ring and goes down for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Clinton barely gets the shoulder up as Matthews can't believe it. Matthews goes to pick Clinton up and drives him down with the Fatal Sin.

JASON MARTEL
No one gets up from the Fatal Sin! New champion!

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... THR-WHOA! How did Jack Clinton get the shoulder up?!

JASON MARTEL
How did that just happen?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And Vincent Matthews can't believe it as he collapses down next to Clinton, looking up into the rafters of the Will Rogers Coliseum!

The crowd is on their feet, cheering Clinton on.

GO, CLINTON, GO! GO, CLINTON, GO! GO, CLINTON, GO!

Vincent Matthews goes to pick Clinton up, but Clinton grabs Matthews by the head and punches away at him, then nails him with a straight right hand punch that turns Matthews around, knocking him down on his knees with his head over the middle rope, and his arms sprawled over the middle rope. Clinton sees the opening and decides to go big for the PPV audience. He runs and rebounds off the ropes opposite of Matthews, and nails Matthews with a 619 that sends Matthews rolling into the middle of the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Did I just see what I thought I saw?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yes, you did indeed see the 619 in 817 territory!

JASON MARTEL
How fitting that a Roid Clinton would pay homage to someone who just got busted for a Wellness violation.

MARK FOLLOWILL
How dare you make such accusations about Jack Clinton, sir!

Clinton is back inside the ring now, and goes to pick up Matthews by the goozle. He lifts him up and brings him down with a thunderous Final Destruction. Clinton hesitates a moment to catch his breath and goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Matthews barely, just barely, gets the shoulder up as Clinton looks out to the crowd, though not looking at them, in disbelief. Clinton shakes his head, and decides that to put on the finishing touches for Vincent Matthews. Clinton lifts Matthews up for his patented elevated sitout powerbomb, and drives Matthews down with the Three Story Hell Ride. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Matthews again barely gets the shoulder up as Clinton just collapses on his side, looking out into the crowd in disbelief again. Clinton again goes to pick Matthews up, but Matthews grabs him in a front facelock out of nowhere, wraps his legs around Clinton's waist, and brings him down with his signature guillotine choke as everyone in the crowd is screaming their heads off, cheering for Clinton to get out of the hold.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vincent Matthews has Jack Clinton locked in the Muerte!

JASON MARTEL
With those blows to the head, knowing that Clinton has had a concussion and a possible reaggravated concussion a couple of weeks ago, and knowing that Clinton is bleeding from the forehead like a stuck pig, I don't know how he can get out of this.

Clinton is fighting to get out of the Muerte with every ounce of fight left in his body, but he's slowly fading away. Referee Rick Maynard then goes in to check on Clinton, lifting his arm up and letting go as it drops down. Maynard lifts Clinton's arm up again, lets go, and again it drops down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
If it drops down again, it's all over.

The ref lifts Clinton's arm up for the third time, lets go.... and it drops down as he signals for the bell. The crowd is booing as Vincent Matthews refuses to let go of the hold at first, then does as the referee hands him his newly won championship belt.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner, and new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... "The Black Hearted Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I can't believe it. The same man who dressed up as Nolan Ryan and let loose a bunch of snow monkeys inside the Darkness Casino is now representing Sports Nutz Wrestling as the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.

JASON MARTEL
Believe it, Mark! Ding dong, the Reaper's dead! And from the looks of things, Clinton is muerto! Hahaha!

Vincent Matthews rolls out of the ring, holding the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship up into the air as the crowd boos him out of the building. The Sports Nutz run down the aisle with a big bucket of Gatorade and pour it down on all over Vincent Matthews. He turns around, sees George Dunpork and Craig Mueller, and embraces both of them in a group hug as the boos from the crowd get louder and louder. People are even throwing debris at Vincent and the Sports Nutz. Samuel Hale, Marcus Ryan, Myke Rhines and Gordon Heath run down to congratulate Vincent Matthews as he holds his belt over his shoulder. They ignore Chris Angel, Katrina, Emo Kid, Hannah, Alexander Draven and the EMTs that run down to the ring to check on Jack Clinton. Angel, Kat, Emo, Hannah and Alexander Draven look on at Insurgence and the Sports Nutz in disgust as George and Craig have now put the SNW Texas Championship around Vincent Matthews waist. They lift him up on their shoulders and begin to walk him down to the back as if he were a conquering hero when all of a sudden, the lights go out.

JASON MARTEL
That stupid Matt Margera! It must've been his turn to pay the electric bill this month!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why is EVERYTHING Matt Margera's fault?

The lights come back on, and Goryokaku is standing at the entrance, clapping his hands as he applauds Vincent Matthews, who doesn't know what the hell to think. Everyone else turns to face Goryokaku, a childs voice can be heard booming over the P.A. system and everyone starts searching around for the source.

CHILD
I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore,
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more,
But once again alas it must open,
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.


"Wishmaster" Blares over the P.A. system and everyone can be seen still scanning the audience as the show fades to black.[/center]