Natural Selection 11/13/09

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The scene opens infront of a generic gray brick building, and quickly we are whisked into a labratory type room. The room is semi-dark, filled with computers humming and researchers talking hurridly. One of them sits down at the computer, pulls up a screen, and begins to run a program. The shot focuses in on the screen, and in big pixelated letters on the screen it reads "NATURAL SELECTION. DENTON,TEXAS. Then the program launches into a satelitte image of the Super Pit, and launches into a analysis of a match in a female voice that is computerized.

Sports Nutz Wrestling Texas Championship Match. Subjects: "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews and Jack Clinton. Stipulation: Last Man Standing.

The screen changes to a montage of clips of both Vincent Matthews and Jack Clinton clips, with the same voice talking over them.

Matthews is riding a hot streak coming into this match, while Clinton's pedigree has been questioned. Matthews is the hot hand, however a Last Man Standing match is for the barbaric and not the lucky. Who will emerge from this still on his feet, and with the SNW Texas Championship around his waist?

The screen changes again, this time to shots from the various matches Insurgence and Army of the Gods have had over the past couple of months. The narrator continues.

Eight person elimination match, Insurgence versus the Army of the Gods. Insurgence, captained by Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven, and Army of the Gods captained by Chris Angel. Due to the rivalry of their leaders, it was only natural that the stables would become involved in a scrum. Tonight, we will see them square off once and for all with domination. Will the absence of Jack Clinton affect his team, or will the Goryokaku captained Insurgence team fall apart without their leader?

The screen changes one last time, this time to another montage of all the various matches on the card. The narrator accompanies the video once more.

A night of survival of the fittest, a night where only the most talented can call themselves victors. In team warfare, who can you trust and who will stab you in the back for their own glory? In the end, only one side will remain while the other side will be vanquished and defeated. This is Sports Nutz Wrestling's Natural Selection!



The scene cuts over to the rabid crowd at the Super Pit in Denton, Texas. They are cheering like mad, holding signs that say various things like "DOES MARTEL LIKE HIS GIG?" "BLAIR WEARS JHORTS" "I WENT TO UNT, I'VE LIVED IN DENTON..." "SILVUS 4 PREZ." Mark Bishop and Koko B. Ware provide the introductions while the various match screens pop up and "Live to Win" plays as bed music.

MARK BISHOP
Hello wrestling fans around the world, welcome to SNW's Natural Selection! I am Mark Bishop, myself and my partner tonight Koko B. Ware are broadcasting LIVE from the sold out Super Pit in Denton, Texas!

KOKO B. WARE
Tonight, we are going to have a blockbuster card for you culminating in our main event. We will finally decide who is the better man, as Vincent Matthews defends his SNW Texas Championship against Jack Clinton. But throw out the rulebook, and throw in everything including that kitchen sink because it is a Last Man Standing Match.

MARK BISHOP
Not only that, but we have a full slate of tag team elimination matches. Of course we've got the aptly name Wild Card match, where the team of the Higher Authorities will square off against The Death Penalty. The competitors that are paired against each other in this match have no love for each other, so we will see how they blend together.

KOKO B. WARE
In another match, captain Andy Lionheart and the Destruction Crew form the New Wave of Destruction to match up against captain Alex Daniels and his Pure Wrestling Thunder. The newly revived Hellspawn was added to the team as a short notice replacement, so he is definitely the one to watch as we expect all sorts of chaos from this one.

MARK BISHOP
Nick Scott makes his grand return to SNW, as he captains team No Gimmicks allowed against the Unholy Squadron, led by captain Sean O'Brien and team members the Williams Brothers. Will Nick Scott be able to gain revenge on his old team mates, or will the ring rust just be too much to handle for him?

KOKO B. WARE
But first we are leading off with the very rare eight person tag, but get ready for a rocket buster of epic proportions as Insurgence faces off against Army of the Gods!

LIVE FROM THE SUPER PIT! DENTON,TEXAS

"Remedy" blares over the PA, and Tanya Adams and Myke Rhines lead Goryokaku and the rest of Insurgence down the aisle on the way to the ring as the fans boo them out of the Super Pit.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is an 8-person Natural Selection elimination tag match. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by both Tanya Adams and Myke Rhines... team captain Goryokaku, Jade Claypool, Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan of the Young Gunz... ladies and gentlemen... Insurgence!

MARK BISHOP
And we kick off Natural Selection with the Army of the Gods taking on Insurgence!

KOKO B. WARE
So many variables to this match! As Rhines would say, it'll be most explosive!

MARK BISHOP
Speaking of that dirty old man, he seems to be trying to hit on Monica Deluca, but she's not reciprocating.

KOKO B. WARE
She just likes to play hard to get, Bishop.

Rhines tries to steal a kiss from Monica Deluca, but Monica slaps him hard in the face, causing the Young Gunz to run over and get Rhines away from Monica, yelling at him to stop making such a fool of himself as their music dies down. "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent blasts over the PA, and the fans packed inside the Super Pit go crazy as Chris Angel leads the rest of the Army of the Gods to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... accompanied by Hannah... team captain Chris Angel, Katrina, Alexander Draven and Emo Kid... the Army of the Gods!

KOKO B. WARE
The one thing that stands in the Army's way is how they can function as a team.

MARK BISHOP
They've had their ups and downs, no doubt about it. But I'm confident that they can put everything together and pull out a victory tonight. But like you said, they'll have to put whatever differences they have aside.

Angel, Draven, Emo and Katrina enter the ring as their music dies down.

Army of the Gods vs Insurgence

The team captains decide to start the match off as the crowd is abuzz with excitement. Angel and Gory stare each other down. They tie up, with Angel overpowering Gory and throwing him down to the mat to a big pop from the crowd. Gory looks up at Angel, who taunts him by flexing his muscles out in front of his chest. Gory gets back up, and locks up with Angel once again, and Angel puts Gory in a standing side headlock. However, Gory takes over with a rake to the eyes, kicks Angel in the thigh, then takes him down with a dropkick. Gory goes for a quick cover, but the ref can't even make a count as Angel kicks out. Gory goes and runs to the ropes, but as he comes off the rebound, Angel jumps up and brings him down hard with a clothesline. Katrina demands a tag, and Angel obliges as Gory is trying to get back to his feet. The crowd is going nuts as Gory looks up to see Katrina in the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
Here we go! This is the showdown I've been waiting to see!

MARK BISHOP
Everybody's been waiting to see this one, Koko.

Katrina and Gory circle the ring, waiting for the other to make the first move. Gory goes to lock up, but Katrina rolls out of the way and behind Gory. Gory turns around, and Katrina staggers him with a dropkick. She hits another dropkick, but again, Gory doesn't go down. Katrina goes to run the ropes, and Jade Claypool knocks her down with a high kick to the back of the head as the fans boo in disapproval.

MARK BISHOP
A blatant cheap shot by Jade Claypool!

KOKO B. WARE
Katrina should've known better than to run over to where the opposing team's side of the ring was.

Gory stomps away at Katrina, then picks her up and takes her down with a Northern Lights Suplex and bridges into a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Katrina kicks out.

KOKO B. WARE
We were just one second away from the first elimination of the match, Bishop.

MARK BISHOP
Close, but no cigar.

Gory makes the tag in to Jade Claypool, who enters the ring and slaps Katrina in the head as she gets up, then grabs Kat in a bulldog headlock. Jade starts running as she attempts to nail Katrina with a bulldog, but Katrina pushes her off, sending Jade off to the Army's side of the ring, with Emo Kid knocking her silly with a hard forearm shot to a big pop from the crowd.

KOKO B. WARE
Now wait just a damn minute! What right does Emo Kid to nail Jade Claypool with a cheap shot?!

MARK BISHOP
How conveniently you forget that Jade got one in earlier on Katrina.

KOKO B. WARE
But Katrina is a female, Bishop.

MARK BISHOP
But this match is intergender rules, Koko.

KOKO B. WARE
Mark Bishop wants you to know that if you have a problem with your wife or girlfriend, slap her around.

MARK BISHOP
That's not what I'm saying, Koko!

Katrina punches away at Jade after she staggers out of the Army's corner, then pokes her in the eyes for good measure, followed up by a DDT. Kat goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Jade gets the shoulder up. Kat makes the tag to Emo Kid, who picks Jade up and body slams her down to the canvas, followed by a jumping elbow drop. Myke Rhines jumps up on the apron to distract referee Danny Travers, which in turn distracts Emo Kid as he turns and yells at Myke, calling him an old fart that "needs to wither up and die." Rhines yells several obscenities at Emo. With the ref distracted and Emo not paying attention, Jade Claypool is able to nail him with a low blow, followed up by a snap suplex. Rhines gets down off the apron, allowing the ref to get back to business as Jade makes the tag to Samuel Hale. Hale picks Emo up and goes for a tiger driver backbreaker, but Emo counters with a huracanrana pin. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out. Hale gets back up, but Emo knocks him right back down with a dropsault, then makes the tag to Alexander Draven, who points over to Marcus Ryan, and telling Hale to tag him in.

MARK BISHOP
And now we're going to see the battle of the big enforcers for the two stables.

KOKO B. WARE
Bishop, when you think about it, other than Emo Kid and Katrina, every member of the Army of the Gods could be considered the big enforcer.

MARK BISHOP
Good point.

Alexander Draven and Marcus Ryan charge at each other like two big bulls, with Ryan going for a running clothesline. However, Alexander ducks the clothesline. Ryan turns around, and Draven knocks him down with a big boot. Alexander jumps up and goes for a big elbow drop, but Ryan rolls out of the way as Alexander crashes down to the canvas, his elbow writhing in pain. Ryan picks Alexander up and musters all the strength he has to slam him down with a pumphandle slam. Ryan goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Alexander kicks out. Ryan picks Alexander up by the head and attempts to get him up for a vertical suplex, but Alexander blocks it, punches Ryan in the gut then takes him down with a Cradle Piledriver.

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven looking to eliminate Marcus Ryan... ONE... TWO... Samuel Hale runs in and breaks up the pin with a fierce dropkick to the side of the head.

Ryan gets back up and hits Alexander Draven with a series of right hand punches, then picks him up and slams him down hard with a Sheerdrop Falcon Arrow, followed by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Alexander Draven kicks out at two. Ryan goes to pick Alexander up, but out of nowhere, Alexander grabs him by the throat as the crowd is cheering him on. Alexander picks Ryan up and brings him down hard with a thunderous chokeslam to a big pop from the crowd. Alexander then picks Ryan up and drives him down headfirst with the Draven Driver followed by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Marcus "The Storm" Ryan has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Draven better pay attention!

KOKO B. WARE
Too late!

Alexander has a lapse of judgement as Gory runs in and nails him with a running DDT. Gory goes for a quick cover. ONE... TWO... Alexander kicks out. Gory picks Alexander up by the head and attempts a vertical suplex, but Alexander is much too big for Gory as Alexander blocks the suplex attempt. Alexander then counters with the Osaka Street Cutter, then makes the tag to Katrina. Kat runs in and hits a quick running leg drop on Gory, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out. Kat goes to pick up Gory, but he answers with a jawbreaker, then makes a tag to Jade Claypool. Claypool goes to pick Kat up, yelling trash talk to her, but it backfires on Claypool as Kat shoots up and kicks her in the gut, followed by a vicious powerbomb. Kat goes to climb the top turnbuckle, then comes crashing down on top of Claypool with a Five Star Frog Splash. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Jade Claypool has been eliminated!

KOKO B. WARE
Jade looks like she's hurt bad.

MARK BISHOP
Yeah, she's holding her ribs after that Five Star Frog Splash from Katrina as Samuel Hale runs in, only to get taken down by a huracanrana from Katrina, and now she makes the tag to Emo Kid.

KOKO B. WARE
The roll that the Army is on right now, I don't think even Emo Kid can bring them down... I spoke too soon.

MARK BISHOP
Emo Kid took a chance off the top rope and paid for it as Hale knocked him silly with a spinning discus punch.

Hale stomps away at Emo, then picks him up and chokes him across the top rope as the referee makes his five count, with Hale letting go at four. Hale then ties Emo up in the ropes with the Bite of the Dragon as the referee again begins his five count, and again Hale lets go at four. Hale goes to pick Emo up, but Emo takes him down, grabs his legs and flips over him for a bridged pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out. Emo goes to run the ropes, but Gory blasts him in the back of the head with a roundhouse kick, drawing loud boos from the crowd. Emo staggers around and right into the Halestorm as Hale brings Emo down to the mat. Emo is trying to make it to the ropes, but nothing doing as Emo can't make it anywhere. He can't even tap out and Hale's leg is cutting off circulation as it chokes Emo's throat area. Emo finally screams that he gives up.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Emo Kid has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
It's now 3-2 in favor of the Army of the Gods.

KOKO B. WARE
This could be the beginning of the end for them now.

Katrina runs in, but receives a dropkick for her efforts. Hale then picks her up and takes her down with a Tiger Driver Backbreaker, then makes the tag to Gory. Gory lies in wait as Katrina picks herself up, then hits her with his signature flurry of kicks.

MARK BISHOP
The Okaku Convention, and the Gory Kick!

KOKO B. WARE
She's done!

MARK BISHOP
ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Katrina has been eliminated!

KOKO B. WARE
Just like that, we're back to square one as it's a tag team match now.

Chris Angel steps into the ring to take on Gory as Katrina is helped to the back. They go to lock up, only for Gory to outsmart Angel with a go-behind waistlock, then picks him up and slams him down with an amateur wrestling style slam and transitions into a front facelock. Gory picks Angel up, still holding onto the front facelock and tags in Samuel Hale. Gory lifts Angel's arm up, leaving his ribs wide open for a series of right hand punches from Hale. Hale goes to whip Angel into the ropes, but Angel reverses the whip, sending Hale into the ropes. Hale rebounds off the ropes, and Angel picks him up and slams him down hard with a sidewalk slam, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out. Angel makes the tag to Alexander Draven, then shoots Hale off into the ropes. Hale rebounds off the ropes and Alexander knocks him down with a hard running Polish Hammer, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Gory breaks up the count with a stomp to Alexander's back. Alexander gets up, yelling at Gory.

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven getting distracted by his brother, and the distraction pays off as Hale turns him around and takes him down with a DDT, reminiscent of Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

KOKO B. WARE
Such a quick and deadly DDT, and Hale is tagging in Gory per Gory's request, as he wants to be the one that finishes off his brother.

Gory picks up Alexander, who's barely standing, then knocks him right back down with the Gory Kick, followed by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Alexander Draven has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
At one point, the Army of the Gods had things going their way. And now, "The Dream" Chris Angel is all alone against Goryokaku and Samuel Hale.

KOKO B. WARE
It's gone from being a dream to being a nightmare for Chris Angel.

Angel hesitantly steps in as Hale, Rhines, Tanya Adams, and Gory all hold up their hands in the number two signal, reminding Angel that there are two of Insurgence and only one of him. Angel charges in after Gory, who leapfrogs over Angel. Angel rebounds off the ropes, and Gory takes him down with a fierce dropkick, then follows up with a Northern Lights Suplex, and transitions into a Tazzmission. The ref goes down to ask Angel if he gives up, but Angel refuses to submit as he slowly fights his way back up, with Gory still holding onto the Tazzmission. Angel is back up, with Gory riding him piggyback style, and Angel runs backward and slams Gory up against the turnbuckles, forcing Gory to let go of the hold in the process. However, the corner Angel slammed Gory into is the Insurgence corner, so Samuel Hale tags himself in, runs into the ring and kicks away at Angel. Hale then points over to the turnbuckle and walks over to it, proceeding to climb it to the top turnbuckle. Hale then comes crashing down with a corkscrew leg drop onto Angel, but elects not to go for a pin as he's getting a bit cocky.

MARK BISHOP
What a stuid mistake by Samuel Hale! Just what the hell is he thinking?!

KOKO B. WARE
He just wants to beat Chris Angel in style, Bishop.

Hale climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Angel slowly gets back up. Hale is daring him to get back up as he has something big in store for Angel. Hale comes flying off the top turnbuckle, only for Angel to turn him inside out with a spear. Angel hits the spear on Hale with such force that Hale does a backflip and falls on the mat facefirst. Angel turns Hale over and makes the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Samuel Hale has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Myke Rhines helps young Sam to the back as Gory runs in and stomps away at Chris Angel, like a shark that smells blood.

KOKO B. WARE
Or like Wade Phillips smells the catering area. Seriously, why did Codi Shane allow him to be backstage tonight?

Gory holds the ropes to stand himself up as he stomps away at Angel, then picks him up by the head. He musters all the strength he has and brings Angel down with a powerbomb into a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Angel gets the shoulder up, but Gory continues to work Angel over as he mounts him MMA-style and punches away at him. Gory then picks Angel up and whips him hard into the corner turnbuckles, causing Angel to stagger out of the corner. Gory follows up with a Gory Kick as the crowd moans, thinking they've seen the last of Chris Angel.

MARK BISHOP
That's going to be it. It's academic from here.

KOKO B. WARE
Stick a fork in him, he's done.

MARK BISHOP
One... two... thr-NO!! Somehow, some way, Chris Angel got his shoulder up, and the look on Gory's face and Tanya's face says it all!

The crowd has come alive and is going bananas as Gory does everything he can to try to put Angel away, punching away at Angel's head, then goes for another pin. ONE... TWO... Angel gets the shoulder up again. Gory throws his hands up in the air and slams them down on the mat in frustration, then yells at Angel, "WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?!" Gory goes to pick Angel and sets him up as Angel is out on his feet, even going down to a knee and trying to get back up. Gory backs up, then goes for the Gory Kick one more time, but Angel ducks it, goes behind Gory and locks him in the Sleeper Choke Hold, bringing Gory down to the mat and making sure he keeps a shoulder up so the ref doesn't count him down. Gory refuses to give up as Tanya frantically yells at Gory to get out of the hold.

MARK BISHOP
Chris Angel has Gory locked in his version of the Sleeper, and Gory is beginning to fade away!

KOKO B. WARE
I don't want to hear Jack Clinton crying about Vincent Matthews' Muerte chokehold anymore after this, Bishop!

Gory tries to hold on for dear life, but fades away. The ref goes down and raises Gory's arm, then lets go as it drops down.

ONE!!!

He raises the arm up again, lets go and again it drops down.

TWO!!!

The ref raises Gory's hand up one last time, lets go and it drops down a final time.

RING THE BELL!!!

The crowd goes crazy as "Stranglehold" blasts over the PA and Angel lets go of Gory, who rolls over, lying facefirst on the canvas as Tanya runs in to check on him. Angel rolls out of the ring, but he can't keep himself standing up as the ref and several trainers have to help him to the back.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and sole survivor... the SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
The Army of the Gods with momentum riding on their side as Chris Angel is the sole survivor!

KOKO B. WARE
What a lucky man Angel is! Just damn lucky!

Shot switches to Gordie's office as he and the Sports Nutz are watching the show. Codi Shane walks in, drinking a smoothie as Gordie, George and Craig roll their eyes at her.

GORDIE
What are you doing here, toots?

CRAIG MUELLER
Yeah, you realize you're late, right?

CODI SHANE
Craig, I'm well aware of what time it is. I just got done signing a new wrestler to SNW.

DUNPORK
Whoa! I do the contract negotiations around here!

CODI SHANE
Yeah, well next time you negotiate a contract, either learn a second language or hire a translator. According to the Spanish that I learned... RIGHT HERE, AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH TEXAS!!...

Cheap pop watching the sketch on the SportsTron as Codi flashes a disingenious grin and gives the thumbs up.

CODI SHANE
Anyway, according to the Spanish that I do speak, this new wrestler tried negotiating a contract with you, and you told him to speak English before ever coming to SNW.

DUNPORK
Well he certainly seems to understand it if he knows I told him that, so he can get over himself and speak it!

CODI SHANE
Anyway, I have signed this man to a new contract.

In walks a man wearing a silver mask, along with silver body suit with a large white star with blue lining, and his pants are blue. His boots are white. He has a cape that is all silver with a single white star. Gordie and the Sports Nutz don't look amused.

DUNPORK
You signed this ham 'n' egger?! I already told him he couldn't have a contract here until he learned to speak some damn English!

CODI SHANE
How could you not sign Guerrero de Plata, aka the Silver Warrior, to SNW, George?! He showed me some tapes of his work down in Mexico, and he seems very good to me.

CRAIG
Codi, doesn't seem a bit shady to you that this clown never takes off his mask?

CODI SHANE
Craig, doesn't it dawn on you that the masks are a tradition of Mexican Lucha Libre, and for a luchador to go out in public without his mask on is a disgrace?

GORDIE
Let me try talking to this bozo... Hi, amigo. How are you, compadre?

SILVER WARRIOR
Uno!

GORDIE
No, I said... "How... are.... you."

SILVER WARRIOR
Dos!

Gordie throws his hands up in the air, shouting "I give up!" as the shot goes back to ringside.

PRE-ORDER SNW 2010 AT GAMESTOP, FYE, AND THAT RANDOM MEXICAN WHO SELLS SPEAKERS OUT OF AN UNMARKED WHITE VAN TODAY!

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"Lovefurypassionenergy" hits, and the crowd cheers as Andy Lionheart walks out from the back. Slapping hands with the rabid fans at ringside, he quickly autographs a fan sign that says "New Wave of Extreme" on his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a ten man tag match scheduled for one fall. Introducing team number one, first from Kemi, Finland. Weighing in at 210 lbs., he is the team captain of the New Wave of Destruction, Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart slides under the bottom rope, and runs up on the turbuckle and throws his arms out in a pose to the adulation of the crowd. He jumps down and continues to strech and such.

MARK BISHOP
Well our next match is definitely a confluence of styles, as we have Andy Lionheart captaining a team made of up smash mouth brawlers going up against a team.

KOKO B. WARE
Yes, and quite frankly I think the New Wave of Destruction is going to be in a huge hole here. This is very much so a styles clash, but I maintain that skill and finese is better than just scrapping and brawling.

MARK BISHOP
Well we will get the chance tonight to test your theory Koko. What's interesting to see is that Andy Lionheart is the captain of a team that contains the Von Erich Memorial champion in Super Vader.

KOKO B. WARE
An interesting point, but if you ask me it won't matter anyway. They could have the great Captain Lou Albano, but it wouldn't make a difference.

MARK BISHOP
Too soon, too soon.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh grow a pair, you wuss.

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" booms over the PA, and the fans continue to cheer as the Destruction Crew rumbles out from the backstage area. All four smack hands with the fans, who try and dodge the Mauler's wild chain swinging.

MONICA DELUCA
His partners, the team of The Mauler, Mike Hanson, Killer Kong, and the SNW Von Erich Memorial champion Super Vader, the Destruction Crew!

The four men climb into the ring, and they join Lionheart in their corner. Lionheart leads them in one last discussion about their match strategy, each member paying attention to his talking.

MARK BISHOP
Well when it comes to size, the New Wave of Destruction is second to none. With all four members of the Destruction Crew, this team has to weigh at least half a ton.

KOKO B. WARE
Great, a bunch of lumbering slobs who have no range. I'm sure that's going to be the way to win.

MARK BISHOP
Immovable object Koko, if they are so big no one can really get the advantage on them. They can just use their mass against their opponents to impose their wills.

KOKO B. WARE
In the long run though, that just won't work though. Tonight will prove it, I guarantee.

"Simply The Best" plays over the PA, and the fans change to hateful as Simon Sensation struts out from the back. With his nose in the air, he trots down the aisle while a fan waves a sign that says "Very Unsensational." Sensation walks over and rips it apart, and continues his walk.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, first from Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Simon Sensation!

Sensation climbs up the ring steps, gently walks along the apron and asks the referee to lift the ropes for him. The referee laughs and gives him the finger. Sensation scowls and walks through the ropes himself.

MARK BISHOP
Simon Sensation hasn't earned much respect from the crowd or anyone for that matter. Me thinks he's hoping that a win with team Pure Wrestling Thunder would boost his stock and get him in the win column.

KOKO B. WARE
Who needs respect?

MARK BISHOP
Hopefully Sensation doesn't, because he doesn't have any at this point.

KOKO B. WARE
Typical, always condemning the innocent. You make me sick.

"Renegade" blares over the sound system, and the crowd continues the boos as Xalar Malum walks out from the backstage area. Glaring angrily at the hateful fans, his pace is deliberate down the ramp.

MONICA DELUCA
His partners, first from Alamogordo, New Mexico. Weighing in at 289 lbs., "The Renegade" Xalar Malum!

Malum climbs through the ropes, and shoots a dirty look at his opponents as he goes to his corner.

MARK BISHOP
Some of the power on this team just entered the ring. Xalar Malum is a very large man and could be the key to keeping up with the team's large opponents.

KOKO B. WARE
Damn right, he's cut like diamond. His opponents are fatter than trailer park women.

MARK BISHOP
Oh my...

KOKO B. WARE
Don't want ya, you're fat!

"Up All Night" plays over the PA, and Ricky Blair struts out very cockily from the back. He spins around, arms spread wide as the crowd boos relentlessly.

MONICA DELUCA
From Brighton Beach, California. Weighing in at 202 lbs., 'The SNW VIP" Ricky Blair!

Blair hops onto the apron and slides into the ring. He shoots the finger pistols at the team across the ring, and skips over to his team.

MARK BISHOP
Ricky Blair seems very confident in himself, being the smallest man in the match who knows what bigger men like Super Vader could do to him.

KOKO B. WARE
Probably nothing, Blair is very quick. Besides, what would they do to him?

MARK BISHOP
Pin and eliminate him?

KOKO B. WARE
I was going for eating him, but OK to each his own.

"White Knuckles" screams over the PA, and the fans continue their boos as Hellspawn stomps out from the back. Showing his force and dominance, he storms down the aisle towards the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From Hell's Kitchen, weighing in at 355 lbs., Hellspawn!

Hellspawn barrels into the ring, and stares in the middle of the ring, before retreating to his corner where his opponents all act a bit shocked and scared.

MARK BISHOP
Here's the elephant in the room here folks. Hellspawn returned and was thrown in with this team, and there's no real idea of how he will perform in this match.

KOKO B. WARE
Look at him Mark, does that look like a man who is intimidated? I think not.

MARK BISHOP
Still, he has been away from the ring and is a very unstable man.

KOKO B. WARE
Which makes him perfect for this team! Who doesn't want an unpredictable, unstoppable force of nature to turn too?

"Super Hero" plays on the PA, and the crowd boos once more as Alex Daniels walks out from the back with a gait of confidence.

MONICA DELUCA
The team captain, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 220 lbs., "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Daniels springs through the ropes, and immediately huddles up his team for last minute preparations.

MARK BISHOP
Here comes the team leader of Pure Wrestling Thunder, and if this team can wrestle with the swagger and confidence Daniels has they could run away with this thing.

KOKO B. WARE
The leader sets the tone for the team, and Daniels is acting a natural born leader. He can overcome the odds and lead this team to victory, I'm sure of it.

MARK BISHOP
This is probably the more balanced team, no doubt about it. Will it be enough to stand up to the thrashing the New Wave of Destruction can dish out though?

KOKO B. WARE
Well we'll just have to see but I'm pretty sure it can Mark.

New Wave of Destruction(Andy Lionheart and The Destruction Crew) vs. Pure Wrestling Thunder(Alex Daniels, Hellspawn, Ricky Blair, Xalar Malum, Simon Sensation)

Andy Lionheart and Simon Sensation begin the match as the bell rings. Lionheart extends his hand for a handshake, but Sensation stares at him and just growls. They lock up, and Sensation slaps Lionheart across the face. Lionheart looks at him, and then backs over to his corner and tags in Super Vader. Vader lumbers through the ropes, and immediately clotheslines Sensation. Before he can react, Vader jumps up and splashes down on Sensation rushing all the air out of his body. Vader picks Sensation up, and before he can react hits him with the Vader Bomb. He goes for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Simon Sensation has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
The Las Vegas native rolls the dice, and is quickly bankrupted by the massive casino named Super Vader. That splash must have felt like a casino coming down on Sensation.

KOKO B. WARE
Beginners luck, that's all. Let's see him pick on someone his own size, he's acting like an SEC team right now.

Xalar Malum enters the ring while personnel help Sensation to the back as he groans in pain. Malum goes right up to Vader and thumps chests with him. He shoots for Vader's legs, but can't get him up for the spine buster. Angry, Malum bounces off the ropes and goes for a body block. Vader backs up a step and throws his whole body into Malum, and sends him to the floor. Vader picks him up, and power slams him with a thunderous BOOM of body against canvas. He drags Malum over to the New Wave corner, mounts the turnbuckles backwards and comes down on Malum with a thunderous Vader Sault that shook the ropes. He has a pin, 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
"The Renegade" Xalar Malum has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
New Wave of Destruction cleaning house early, making quick work of two of Pure Wrestling Thunder's members.

KOKO B. WARE
What the Hell is going on here? Doesn't anyone have the balls to stand up to this big fat blob?

Vader takes in Mike Hanson, and Ricky Blair tries to come in but Hellspawn puts a palm in his chest as he climbs into the ring. Hanson stalls a moment, however Hellspawn quickly breaks stride and hits Hanson with a powerful body slam that sends him to the mat. Hanson looks up, smacks the mat, and gets up. He hits Hellspawn with a punch, and Hellspawn responds in time. The two beheamoths trade thunderous punches, but Hellspawn gets the advantage and DDT on Hanson. Outraged, the Mauler comes in to try and save his team mate but he gets a big boot from Hellspawn right to the face. Hellspawn locks Mauler in the STF, and he taps out furiously however he is not the legal man. Killer Kong comes in and stomps on Hellspawn's back, forcing him to break the hold. Daniels comes flying in, hitting a chop block on Kong bringing him to his knees. Daniels lands a dropkick that sends Kong to the outside. Mauler rolls under the ropes to the outside, and Vader goes to check on them while Lionheart is the only man left on the apron.

MARK BISHOP
Take no prisoners indeed, as Hellspawn dominated two opponents before a third broke up his wrath.

KOKO B. WARE
I told you Bishop, Hellspawn is nothing less than an unstoppable Sherman tank.

By this time Hanson got up and began to lay the wood to Hellspawn. He landed a short arm clothesline, and then followed it up with a swinging neckbreaker. Hellspawn was staggered, and Hanson went for a big boot to the temple. Hellspawn stood up and grabbed his foot, and quickly turned it into a sidewalk slam that slammed Hanson's back forcefully into the canvas. Hanson rolled over in pain, and Hellspawn quickly got the STF locked in on Hanson. He lasted about thirty seconds, and then he tapped out.

MONICA DELUCA
Mike Hanson has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
An STF quickly sent Hanson to the showers, he looked like he was about to mount an offensive but Hellspawn quickly turned the tables on him.

KOKO B. WARE
What did I tell you, look at that. A textbook display of how to take someone apart.

Killer Kong came off the apron and took Hanson's place in the match. Kong immediately locks up with Hellspawn, and throws him with a thunderous belly to belly suplex and goes for the quick pin 1...2.. and only two as Hellspawn kicks out with ease. Kong locks in a full nelson, grasping Hellspawn's arms and trying to force the life out of him. Hellspawn struggled, but Kong's size and weight advantage began to wear down Hellspawn. All of a sudden Alex Daniels ran in and dropkicked Kong in the back which caused Kong to become distract and break the hold.

MARK BISHOP
Alex Daniels needs to abide by the rules and keep himself out of the ring, he could get disqualified.

KOKO B. WARE
Against a mammoth like that? Good luck, the referee would probably say he needed the extra advantage just to equalize the boundary.

Kong turned towards Daniels, and tried to chase after him however Daniels hopped through the ropes and down onto the floor. While Kong is distracted, Hellspawn grabs Kong's arm and hits a quick shoulder breaker. Kong is reeling, and Hellspawn hits him from behind with a flying clothesline. Hellspawn quickly slashes his throat, and picks Kong up by his head. He hoists Kong in the air and quickly hits Hell's Drop thudding Kong's head into the mat. He covers Kong and hooks a leg, 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Killer Kong has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
My God, Hellspawn just hit Hell's Drop on a man that weighs 485 lbs.!

KOKO B. WARE
I'm telling you, the man is superhuman. I bet Kong will have a hell of a headache in the morning I tell you what.

The Mauler came in, and Hellspawn backed up a moment to prepare and was blind tagged by Ricky Blair. Blair stepped in, and Hellspawn stared at him with venom in his eyes. Blair went to take a step towards Mauler, but Hellspawn grabbed him and hit a gutwrench suplex on him. He then stomps Blair's head into the canvas, over and over causing him to bleed from a head incision. He picks Blair up, presses him over his head, and throws him to the outside with a powerslam. EMT's quickly rush to ringside to check on Ricky Blair, and the referee quickly signals that Hellspawn will remain the legal man.

MARK BISHOP
This guy is nuts! He just throttled and maimed his own partner.

KOKO B. WARE
Well thats what you get when you try to bite the hand that feeds you. Hellspawn was hot as fire there, and Blair tried to screw up the rotation.

MARK BISHOP
I'm getting word that while Blair has not been officially eliminated, he is unable to continue.

KOKO B. WARE
Very good Sherlock, did you need Watson to help you with that one?

Back in the ring,the momentary destraction of Ricky Blair's destruction gave Mauler a slight advantage. He hit a running boot on Hellspawn, and a legdrop across his chest when he laid on the mat. Going for a pin 1...2... and almost a three count as Hellspawn shot his shoulder up to break the pinfall. Mauler waited in the corner in a three point stance, as Hellspawn struggled to get up. Mauler then charged, but Hellspawn moved and grabbed Mauler's hair. Unable to go anywhere, Mauler punched the air trying to get Hellspawn to release him. Hellspawn shook his head in a slow manner, and then jerked backwards sending Mauler back first to the canvas. As he ached, Hellspawn grabbed Mauler by the hair again. He walked him over to the corner, and positioned him on the top rope. Hellspawn grabbed Mauler, and spun around quickly for a quick muscle buster that totally flattened Mauler. He flipped Mauler over, and quickly locked in another STF. This time Mauler tapped and it was registered finally as an elimination.

MONICA DELUCA
The Mauler has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn is a force, he's eliminated three Destruction Crew members in a row!

KOKO B. WARE
And let's not forget he practically eliminated one of his own team members.

Lionheart and Vader look at eachother and converse for a moment. Vader nods, and goes into the ring. Lionheart claps and cheers for Vader, and tries to get the fans to as well. Hellspawn looks gassed, his extended time in the ring beginning to show. Vader throws a punch and it sends Hellspawn reeling. Hellspawn comes back, and hits Vader square in the mouth with a punch. Vader responds, and for a couple of minutes this turns into a boxing match between two heavyweights. Each man throws very deliberate and forceful punches, trying to knock the other out. Eventually Hellspawn gets tagged and falls down to the mat. Vader quickly goes for the pin 1...2... but Daniels quickly stops Vader's head, causing the count to be broken up. Vader tries to go at Daniels, but the referee gets inbetween the two and starts to reprimand Kid Thunder.

MARK BISHOP
Alex Daniels interferring again, does he really feel that insecure that he needs to break up the pin?

KOKO B. WARE
It's just insurance Bishop. Do you not feel confident enough in your own driving skills that you don't have car insurance? It's the same theory.

Vader is still tossing verbal barbs at Daniels, however Hellspawn gets up and hits a reverse DDT that shakes the ring. Vader gets up, and responds with a butterfly suplex that rattles the ring just as much. He goes for another pin, 1...2... and again almost a three count as Hellspawn kicks out of the pin attempt. Vader in frustration picks him up, and goes for a spinebuster. He lifts but Hellspawn won't budge. He tries to lift again, but Hellspawn clubs him in the back forcing him out of the position. Vader grabs his back, and is quickly flattened by a big boot by Hellspawn. Dazed, Vader rolls over and Hellspawn falls on his back. Unable to get up, Hellspawn locks in the STF one more time. Vader struggles, and tries to get to the ropes. He reaches out with his arm, and his fingertips are touching the rope. However, Hellspawn backs up and gets Vader away from the ropes. Vader tries to struggle again, but looks like he has passed out from the pain. The referee quickly checks his arm, and it falls once. He lifts it again, and it falls once more. He grabs it again, and again it falls.

MONICA DELUCA
Super Vader has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Holy mother of God. Hellspawn has eliminated the entire Destruction Crew in a row by himself!

KOKO B. WARE
That's what we call a show of force right there! Now the only one left is Lionheart, and judging by this display he stands no chance.

Lionheart swallows big, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. Hellspawn smiles sadistically, motioning Lionheart to come at him. Lionheart runs, and Hellspawn tries to grab him but Lionheart slides under and hits an Enzugiri to the back of Hellspawn before darting away. Hellspawn spins around, and lunges at Lionheart who spins out of the way and hits a dropkick to Hellspawn's back that sends him up against the ropes. Hellspawn yells angrily, and Lionheart smiles coily. Hellspawn full on sprints at Lionheart, who drops to his stomach and comes back up hitting a neckbreaker that sends him to the mat. Hellspawn smacks the mat angrily as Lionheart runs to the opposite side of the ring, away from his grasp.

MARK BISHOP
Andy Lionheart has used his quickness to frustrate Hellspawn, who might finally be showing some fatigue.

KOKO B. WARE
I doubt it, Lionheart will make a mistake and that's when Hellspawn will finish him off.

Hellspawn is up, and Lionheart runs at him and hits a quick jawjacker. Hellspawn buckles, but remains upright. Lionheart hits him with a superkick, and that backs Hellspawn up against the corner. Lionheart backs up and goes for a spear. He runs at Hellspawn, but he gets caught by the throat and abruptly halted. Lionheart struggles, as Hellspawn walks out of the corner and over towards his side of the ring. Lionheart is squirming like a worm in Hellspawn's grip, and only constitutes the use of both hands on his throat. He lifts him up into the air, but all of a sudden Alex Daniels leans over and tags himself in. Hellspawn drops Lionheart, and looks at Daniels who quickly squirts into the ring. He grabs Lionheart, and hits him with the Thunderbolt quickly. He goes for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Andy Lionheart has been eliminated. The winners of the match, Pure Wrestling Thunder!

Daniels has his hand raised in victory, and is celebrating like a gleeful child at Christmas. Hellspawn stares at him for a moment, but eventually just exits the ring and walks to the back. Daniels continues to pose and jump around like a monkey, while the fans boo him lustily.

MARK BISHOP
It looked like Hellspawn was about to finish off Andy Lionheart, but Alex Daniels abruptly tagged himself in and hit the Thunderbolt. Some say he might have stolen the glory from Hellspawn, who could have pulled off a complete sweep by eliminating Lionheart.

KOKO B. WARE
Does it really matter Mark? Pure Wrestling Thunder won, and that's the bottom line.

MARK BISHOP
You know we will now never hear the end of this from Alex Daniels. He will brag about this until he dies.

KOKO B. WARE
And rightly so. He captained a winning Natural Selection team, he should get all the credit.

MARK BISHOP
But Hellspawn did all the work, Daniels just slithered in when it was convienant. Why should Daniels get ANY credit?

KOKO B. WARE
You just don't get it Mark, you really don't.

#4 TCU HORNED FROGS: SPIT BLOOD GO FROGS!

[sh17]

Shot opens in front of the Natural Selection banner, where Misty Crawford is standing by to interview Matt Margera.

MISTY CRAWFORD
At this time, I am joined by none other than Matt Margera. Matt, several weeks have passed since S.T. Strickler brutally attacked you before a match at an SNW house show, causing you to be out of action for some time. Do you care to update us on your condition?

MATT MARGERA
Well I would like to announce that my doctor has cleared me to wrestle, and after Katrina and I talked things over with Codi Shane, S.T. Strickler will have quite the tough road ahead of him. Strickler wanted to be part of the upper echelon? Well, he better be careful what he wishes for, because he's going to get it!

MISTY CRAWFORD
Strong words from Matt Margera. Back out to the announcer desk, Mark.

MARK BISHOP
Well, Matt Margera looks to be quite serious at getting revenge on S.T. Strickler.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, sure. I'll believe it when I see it.

"Ghost Love Score" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as Manny Saul, accompanied by Coach Tom Foolery, struts to the ring. Donning his traditional robe of academia, he and Foolery walk together as the fans express their loathing of him.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Wild Card match. Making his way to the ring first from Lake Highlands, Texas. Weighing in at 245 lbs., he is the co-captain of the Higher Authorities, "The Intellectual" Manny Saul!

Saul slowly enters the ring while Foolery on the outside tries to get the fans to cheer, however they all boo and shoot him the finger.

MARK BISHOP
The Wild Card match is next, and that is the best way to describe this match since no one has any real idea how this is going to work out. These teams are comprised of people who have no real connection or like of eachother, so it'll be interesting to see.

KOKO B. WARE
No doubt, but look how resplendid the Intellectual looks in that ring. I bet he could teach you a few things Bishop.

MARK BISHOP
Like how to look and act like a cocky homosexual?

KOKO B. WARE
Always have to cut down the smarter man than yourself. How childish.

"Don't Stay" booms over the system, and the fans continue to boo as Doomsday staggers out from the back. A walking bundle of muscle, he flexes and poses on his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His partner and co-captain, weighing in at 327 lbs., Doomsday!

Doomsday pauses at the apron, and then climbs into the ring. He joins Manny Saul, who looks apalled that he has to team with someone he considers such a barbarian.

MARK BISHOP
Well we go from brains to brawn in one fell swoop. Doomsday is a very large and powerful man, and this could be an interesting blend to see if Saul can strategize and use him the right way.

KOKO B. WARE
Well of course he will Mark, he's a very wise man.

MARK BISHOP
You're making an awful lot of assumptions aren't you?

KOKO B. WARE
Well you know what they say about assumptions, they make an ass out of you.

"You Better Pray" plays on the system, and the fans cheer as Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester, and Rory Kotch, accompanied by Xander Nova, make their way to the ring. All three slap hands with the fans, as Kotch swings that vicious pipe of hers.

MONICA DELUCA
Their partners, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova. "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester, and Rory Kotch, Y Kores!

They continue to associate with the fans instead of climbing into the ring with their partners, choosing to stay outside the ring and gameplan by themselves.

MARK BISHOP
Well here come three ladies who are quite tough and make up sixty percent of this team. They've had success lately, tonight they get a chance to capitalize on it.

KOKO B. WARE
Mark, do we need to have another talk about why females can't have success in the ring?

MARK BISHOP
No, because we are still sifting through the letters and potential lawsuits from the last time you had your "talk."

KOKO B. WARE
What a bunch of thin skinned wusses.

"Indestructable" booms over the PA, and the fans continue their cheers as Soul Reaper and Cyanide walk out from the back. Looking completely focused on the task at hand, they ignore the rabid cheers of their fanbase as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, the co-captains of team Death Penalty. Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

Both men climb into the ring, and coldy stare at the quintuplet of people across the way from them as they await their own partners.

MARK BISHOP
If there are two people I'd rather have captain a team for this match, I can't think of two people than Death Sentence. Both men look ready for battle, and properly prepared for the fight they are about to experience.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, there are fifty people I would rather have as captain than these two stewards of frivolity.

MARK BISHOP
You just don't learn, do you Koko? I doubt Soul Reaper and Cyanide would show any more mercy to you than Jack Clinton and Chris Angel did.

KOKO B. WARE
Let's not speak of that ever again.

"Don't Wait" plays over the PA, and the fans cheer as Levetation walks out from the backstage area. Slapping hands with the fans as well, they cheer and yell at him as he goes to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their partners, first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation!

Levetation climbs in on his side of the ring, and only gets a slight nod of acknowledgement from Reaper and Cyanide.

MARK BISHOP
From two ring veterans to the first of two younger talents on this team, Levetation has certainly earned some skins early on in his SNW career. However, could teaming with his enemy S.T. Strickler tonight destroy any chance he has of advancing up the ladder?

KOKO B. WARE
Well, you know me Mark I think Strickler is a much better competitor than Levetation on all levels. This might turn into the rare win-win situation if they both survive elimination tonight but something tells me that won't happen.

MARK BISHOP
I'm not so sure, with Death Sentence riding herd over this team we could see a 5-0 sweep for this match.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, I bet they will be the first two eliminated from this match.

"My Time" eminates from the PA, and the fans boo as S.T. Strickler walks out from the back. Acting his usual cocky self, he halfway skips down the ramp with an energetic step.

MONICA DELUCA
From Winchester, Virginia, weighing in at 180 lbs., "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

Strickler hops on the apron, and stands there instead of joining his team in the ring. Judging by the looks on their faces, he is not very welcome anyway.

MARK BISHOP
S.T. Strickler as confident as ever, though once he got to the ring I think he slowed down when he saw the entourage waiting for him.

KOKO B. WARE
He just doesn't want to intimidate them any.

MARK BISHOP
When did he hire you to be his PR leader?

KOKO B. WARE
About two months, give or take. He got the idea from Boise State, and that's working out right?

"Bleed It Out" blares on the PA, and the fans boo as Linkin Strife comes out from the back. He walks down the ring, fully ignoring the boos he is receiving.

MONICA DELUCA
Their partner, weighing in at 226 lbs., Linkin Strife!

Strife stands along side Strickler on the apron, but his focus is on Doomsday across the ring from him.

MARK BISHOP
Folks you may not have thought about this, but Linkin Strife and Doomsday are apart of different teams tonight but are partners on a normal basis. This could get interesting if they have to face each other in the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
Why do you always say folks? You sound like one of those douchers at the State Fair hawking Shamwows and hot tubs.

MARK BISHOP
I feel it gives me a sense of local appeal, and a signature word.

KOKO B. WARE
Well there's two more failures to add to your list.

Wild Card Match: The Death Penalty(Death Sentence, Levetation, S.T. Strickler, and Linkin Strife) vs. The Higher Authorities(Manny Saul, Doomsday, and Y Kores)

Soul Reaper and Petrina Rotchester start the match. Rotchester locks up with Reaper and goes for a DDT, however receives a kick to the stomach. Reaper quickly transitions into a belly to belly suplex that sends Rotchester across the ring. She winces, as Reaper locks in a reverse figure four. Rotchester screams, and quickly crawls to the ropes in order to break the hold. The referee counts to four, and Reaper breaks the hold.

MARK BISHOP
Reaper has the early advantage, keeping Rotchester at his mercy.

KOKO B. WARE
He really should pick on someone his own size.

Rotchester was still cringing when Reaper brought her up, and hit her with a German suplex that left a dull thud of body on mat in the ears of everyone. Rotchester quickly got up out of instinct alone, but quickly got thrown into Reaper's Requiem and sent back down to the mat. Reaper went for the pin, 1...2...3. The referee could barely signal the elimination before Rory Kotch rushed the ring. Reaper quickly caught her, however, in the Cold, Hard Truth. Before anyone knew what happened, she quickly tapped out. Reaper threw her aside, because Adriana Samu bullrushed him. Reaper squared up and hit her with a Heart Stopper spine buster. Reaper quickly went for a cover 1...2...3! In two minutes, Reaper had eliminated three people.

MONICA DELUCA
Petrina Rotchester, Rory Kotch, and Adriana Samu have been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Wow! The Higher Authorities tried to take out Reaper, but that backfired as he handled them perfectly and eliminated all three. With that its quickly down to 5 vs. 2!

KOKO B. WARE
Great, so he can beat up three girls. Real impressive.

Doomsday takes the ring, and Reaper walks to his corner to tag in Cyanide. However, before he can make the tag, S.T. Strickler slaps Reaper on the shoulder quickly and rushes through the ropes. He runs to Doomsday, who greets him by grabbing him around the neck and throws him back first against the mat. Strickler quickly grabs his back, but does not get a time to rest as Doomsday grabs him around the neck again and this time drills him with a short clothesline that rocks Strickler's neck and violently jerks his head and neck

MARK BISHOP
Strickler's neck looks like it may be injured there.

KOKO B. WARE
Please no, SNW needs the Real Deal!

Strickler has staggered to his feet, but looks dazed and confused as he has a sideways leaning gate. Doomsday takes advantage by grabbing him and throwing him into a sitout powerbomb. 1..2.. and Doomsday halts the count by releasing the pin. Not satisfied, Doomssday seizes Strickler and yanks him back to his feet. Completely defeated, Doomsday hits the Death Drop on Strickler as Reaper shakes his head and sighs. He goes for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
S.T. Strickler has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
That just did not look good. Doomsday had the match won, but he used the Death Drop and what would probably be considered excessive force.

KOKO B. WARE
I hope Strickler is OK, what would SNW do without him?

Levetation looks over at Reaper, who nods slightly. Levetation enters the match, and Doomsday looks him over with a slight grin. They lock up, and Levetation gets shoved backwards. Levetation gets up, and they lock up again. This time, Levetation gets his eyes raked. The referee checks as Levetation's hands fly to his face, and he signals that he is OK to participate. Angry now, Levetation sends a forceful boot to the gut of Doomsday. The bent over Doomsday is taken aback, which leads to a double underhook DDT by Levetation and a quick pin 1..2. and only a short two count as Doomsday powers out of the pinning attempt.

MARK BISHOP
Levetation almost had the win there, but Doomsday was able to get the pin.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, that scrawny little rat has no chance against Doomsday.

Both men are standing, and Doomsday is hot. He bullrushes Levetation, who ducks and hits a reverse DDT. Doomsday gets up, and once again runs at Levetation who again plants his boot into Doomsday, and spins him around. Before Doomsday can see what happens, Levetation hits Levetated quickly. Levetation sits on his chest and grabs both legs for a pin as Doomsday struggles 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Doomsday has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
The shocker of the show, as Levetation just eliminated Doomsday leaving the Higher Authorities with only one member and Death Penalty with four...wait what's going on?

Doomsday has rolled out of the ring, and is walking to the back. Linkin Strife drops off the apron, and follows him to the back. Cyanide chases after him, but gets shoved down by Strife as he and Doomsday leave the ringside area.

MARK BISHOP
What a back stabbing rat! His leader gets eliminated, and he doesn't even have the stones to stay and fight putting his team at a disadvantage.

KOKO B. WARE
Well what did you want him to do, his friend got eliminated. He's just having non violent protest.

Levetation is still standing at the ropes looking at what just happened, but Reaper is pointing in the ring. Levetation turns around, and Manny Saul is standing right infront of him. He grabs Levetation and hits him with Intellectual Property, throwing him almost through the mat. He goes for the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Levetation has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Levetation took his eyes off the ring, and he just paid for it there as Manny Saul snuck in and eliminated him and look at how he is bragging.

KOKO B. WARE
Well look at his stance Mark, he's only got two guys left to eliminate. He can win this thing!

Saul is celebrating with Coach Tom Foolery, who is standing on the ring apron. Meanwhile, Reaper has entered the ring and began walking slowly over to Saul while Cyanide is on the apron. The crowd cheers as he gets closer, and Saul hears the cheers. He slowly turns around, and is face to face with Reaper. Reaper slams his fist across his head, several times that backs him into the corner. Reaper then delivers several snap kicks to Sauls ribs, over and over as Saul clutches his torso to the elation of the crowd. Saul wanders out of the corner into an Exploder suplex.

MARK BISHOP
Manny Saul's celebration was short lived, as Reaper is now making him pay for his sins.

KOKO B. WARE
What sins, elminitaing his opponent? How is that a sin?

Reaper keeps up the offense, hitting a bulldog that transitioned into a headlock. Luckily for Saul he was by the ropes and able to break the hold quickly. Saul writhed on the ground, as Reaper stood over him. Reaper brought Saul to his feet, and quickly hoisted him on his back. The fans roar as Saul is brought forcefully back down to Earth with Reaper's Requiem. Reaper stands up, and stares at Saul for a moment. He then shakes his head, and walks over to the turnbuckle on the outside apron. He slowly climbs, before afixing himself on the top turnbuckle. The fans are electric, as Reaper launches himself and hits Saul square in the chest with the Phoenix Splash! Reaper again stands up as Saul looks like he has gotten run over by a train. This time, he grabs Saul by the hair and quickly gets him on his feet. He walks over and tags in Cyanide who steps inside the ring. Cyanide gets behind Saul, and Reaper wraps around his neck. In one beautiful notice, the pair deliver the Death Sentence on Saul. Cyanide flips over Saul and makes the pin fall 1...2...3! The crowd goes wild as Reaper and Cyanide have their hands raised by the referee.

MONICA DELUCA
Manny Saul has been eliminated, therefor your winners of the match the Death Penalty!

MARK BISHOP
Reaper and Cyanide left a lasting impression tonight. First Reaper's Requiem, then the Phoenix Splash, and finally the Death Sentence to finish off the Higher Authorities.

KOKO B. WARE
Manny Saul should sue those two barbarians, they could have ruined his wrestling career.

MARK BISHOP
They won the match fair and square, and with this show of dominating force who knows where this could put these two as far as title hunts go.

KOKO B. WARE
Hopefully nowhere, they should be spending the night in jail.

MARK BISHOP
Will you get off it? Death Sentence are the only two left standing in what can very aptly be called a Wild Card match of epic proportions.

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[sh17]

Shot opens in front of the Natural Selection banner, where Brenda Price is standing by to interview an unfamiliar face wearing a black EA Sports T-shirt.

BRENDA PRICE
With me at this time is Miles Casey, the main man behind the successful video game hit, SNW WrestleStock.

MILES CASEY
Let's not forget that the game would not have been a success without the great team of staff members that helped to make the game, not to mention the testers that... you know... actually TESTED the game before we released it.

BRENDA PRICE
Well it looks like you guys have some stiff competition this year as THQ revamped its wrestling video game franchise. So what do you guys at EA Sports have in store for your next outing?

MILES CASEY
Well I have to give THQ kudos for putting out a great game this past month. Yes, it's not perfect and there are things that still need fixing, but it's still a great game nonetheless. However, that doesn't mean we're going to roll over and not make another great wrestling video game, and we will be doing just that with SNW 2010. Everything you saw in WrestleStock last year has been brought back for this year, such as the numerous unique storylines in Career Mode, which spans a full year of SNW events, each with unique cutscenes with voice acting provided by actual SNW personalities. Again, there are only a certain number of SNW wrestlers that can be played in career mode, but that is so that each career mode can be unique, especially with all the voice acting involvled.

BRENDA PRICE
Can you divulge who SNW fans can play as in Career Mode?

MILES CASEY
I sure can. You can play unique Career Modes with Soul Reaper, Vincent Matthews, Katrina, Silvus, Jack Clinton, and Chris Angel. We have also included two tag team Career Mode stories, one for the Alley Ratz, and the other for the Williams Bros. And lastly, we have included a Career Mode for your created wrestler. Speaking of which, unlike other wrestling games where you have to play as your created wrestlers over and over to maximize their points, this is unnecessary as you can set the points for their various abilities, however there is a limit. The maximum overall rating for created wrestlers is 70 by default, however after you complete the created wrestler Career Mode, you can set the overall all the way up to 99 for ALL created wrestlers from then on out, without having to go through Career Mode again.

BRENDA PRICE
I understand there is a big feature that you guys have been tight-lipped about. Can you spill the beans just yet?

MILES CASEY
I sure can. As you may know, THQ's wrestling video game has included a feature where players can create their own storylines. We have included a similar feature where players can create their own storylines, book their own shows, whatever they want to do in a new feature that we call As Your SNW Turns. There are set number of animations you can choose from for your cut scene, and you can choose from a number of locations for said animations. Then you can input text for the dialogue for your stories that you create. Unlike the other game's Story Designer, you can set the matches to be multiplayer so you and a buddy can play the story together. So if you have three friends over and you book a Fatal 4 Way match on your show in As Your SNW Turns, you can set each wrestler to User.

BRENDA PRICE
What about online? Can you upload everything you create, such as finishers, wrestlers, entrances, and storylines?

MILES CASEY
You sure can, and you can edit anything you download, with the exception of created storylines, since you will not be able to upload creations you download. Only makes sense. Also, if you download someone's storyline, a message will pop up to tell if which matches have multiple users set for the matches, and you can edit that. However, that's the only thing you can edit of other people's created stories. So if you play the game by yourself, and you download someone's storyline that has a match where each competitor is set to User, you can go in and set the other competitors to CPU and the character you're going to wrestle as to User. Also, there are no limits for the number of times you can use your created wrestlers in As Your SNW Turns. However, if you use your CAWs more than 50 times in As Your SNW Turns, you won't be able to upload it to the Community Creations as this would overload the servers.

BRENDA PRICE
Well it's been a pleasure speaking to you, and we look forward to hearing more about this great game, SNW 2010.

MARK BISHOP
Allright, a brand new SNW video game. This sounds very intriguing, and hopefully we can make this game a smashing success.

KOKO B. WARE
I hope they get my best side on the screen capture, since I am the lead announcer after all.

"Bodies" blares from the PA, and the Unholy Trinity walks out from the backstage area as the fans boo heartily at them. Sean O'Brien takes lead, while the Williams Brothers stalk closely behind. All three ignoring the hatred of the fans as they go down the aisle.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a ten man elimination match. Representing the Unholy Squadron, the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions the Williams Brothers, team captain Sean O'Brien, the Unholy Trinity!

The trio goes through the ropes into the ring. They continue to glare menacingly as the fans continue to heap hatred upon them.

MARK BISHOP
Our next elimination match is all about revenge. Unholy Squadron is being led by the Unholy Trinity, and on the other side former Chapter Six member Nick Scott is leading his team No Gimmicks Allowed.

KOKO B. WARE
I'm sure that the Trinity has plently of plans for Nick Scott. That Benedict Arnold still needs to pay for what he did to the now defunct Chapter Six at War Games. They want payback.

MARK BISHOP
Now that would just be unfair, Nick Scott did what was right in his heart. How can you blame a man for going with his heart?

KOKO B. WARE
Easy, because he betrayed others in the process. You never become a traitor, no matter what.

"Voodoo" booms over the speakers, and the fans boo as Vinny Appice and Tony Manzetti strut out from the back. Wearing traditional Italian mobster garb, they tell the fans that are not supporting them to "fuggehabbouit."

MONICA DELUCA
Their partners, Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice, the Completely Italian Americans!

Appice and Manzetti climb into the ring, and go to taunt the fans and pose. However, dirty looks from the Trinity halt that immediately.

MARK BISHOP
From ring savvy veterans to returning hands, the CIA is looking to replant their flag on the SNW mountain with a victory tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
These two hardcore Sicilians can really dish it out, so a real physical team sets up well for this match.

MARK BISHOP
The only worry is experience, the CIA hasn't really been battle tested since their return. Once must wonder how they can perform.

KOKO B. WARE
Just forgehhabbouit Mark, they'll be fine.

"Unpredictable" blasts from the system, and the crowd leaps to their feet as Stank Lovve comes out from the back. Pointing and slapping hands with the fans, he has a bounce in his step as he walks to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, first from Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at 311 pounds, Stank Lovve!

Lovve slides into the ring, and cheers with the fans as they celebrate his return.

MARK BISHOP
The least talked about return in this match is Stank Lovve, the road and ring warrior who has gone up and down the highways and biways of this land wrestling and has returned to SNW.

KOKO B. WARE
He's still a lumbering fatass.

MARK BISHOP
Pot kettle eh Koko?

KOKO B. WARE
What are you saying, that we are both black? Why do you have to bring race into this Bishop? Where's my speed dial, I'll have Jesse Jackson here so damn fast...

"Chicken Huntin'" screeches from the PA, and the fans continue their cheers as Twitch and Eddy somewhat stumble from the back to the aisle. A familar smoke cloud following them, they exchange high fives with the fans while coughing slightly.

MONICA DELUCA
His partners, first. Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz!

Twitch and Eddy crawl into the ring, and exchange bro hugs with the much larger Lovve.

MARK BISHOP
Well we go from hood rats to the Alley Ratz. Twitch and Eddy have been teaming with Silvus the past couple of weeks, and go into this match with a somewhat decent bond with him that could work out for them.

KOKO B. WARE
What do you mean by hood rat Mark? Are you again playing the race card?

MARK BISHOP
Why are you doing this?

KOKO B. WARE
Just making notes for the NAACP and the ACLU, so they get their case right.

"Wishmaster" plays over the PA, and the fans fall to a hush as Silvus makes his way out from the back. When he steps out, they burst into cheers of happiness. Slapping hands with a select few fans, he walks down the ramp with a sadistic smile on his face.

MONICA DELUCA
From Manchester, England. Weighing in at 275 lbs., Silvus!

Silvus climbs through the ropes, and joins the crew slowly being assembled in his corner.

MARK BISHOP
Quite possibly the toughest man in this match, Silvus looks to be the man this team turns to if the going gets tough. He gives this team a distinct advantage, and probably the edge in most people's minds.

KOKO B. WARE
Not in mine, not so fast. Silvus won't make one bit of impact in this match.

MARK BISHOP
That's a pretty bold claim don't you think?

KOKO B. WARE
Yes but I'm going to make it, so suck it.

'The Games" booms over the PA, and the fans really cheer as Nick Scott walks out from the back for the first time in a long time. They fans are electric, excited in seeing him return. He walks down the aisle while shaking hands with a few fans.

MONICA DELUCA
The team captain, from Cincinatti, Ohio. Weighing in at 230 lbs., "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott!

Scott climbs into the ring, and while he is with his team his eyes are focused squarely on Sean O'Brien on the other side of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
When these two men, Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien, face each other in the ring, folks you are going to want to nail everything down because it will be a battle of epic proportions. They are going to tear into eachother like two hungry lions.

KOKO B. WARE
And just like the hungriest lion, O'Brien will prevail and lead his pack to victory.

MARK BISHOP
If he does, and I don't think he will, it will be the hardest victory he will ever earn it looks like.

KOKO B. WARE
Yes, but they don't have a column for hardest earned now do they?

The Unholy Squadron(The Unholy Trinity and the CIA) vs. No Gimmicks Allowed("No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott, Silvus, Stank Lovve, and the Alley Ratz)

Nick Scott remains in the ring while his team exits. After much debate on the other side, Sean O'Brien starts the match for his team. The bell rings, and both men lunge at each other. Fists are flying, as both men land haymakers on eachother. Scott gets the better of the exchange, landing a belly to belly suplex on his opponent. He quickly mounts O'Brien's chest and begins raining down punches as O'Brien tries to protect his head by covering up. The referee pulled Scott off of O'Brien, as the fans go wild and O'Brien tries to collect himself.

MARK BISHOP
Nick Scott coming out like a house of fire early, and O'Brien is forced on the defensive.

KOKO B. WARE
Closed fists, where's the DQ?

O'Brien is back on his feet, and Scott rushes right back over to him. A quick t-bone suplex sends O'Brien to the mat again. Scott quickly capitalized by hooking up O'Brien in the Scorpion Deathlock, as O'Brien screams in pain and the fans cry in happiness. O'Brien is writhing in pain on the mat, and slowly picks himself up and crab walks a few feet to the ropes. Scott sits down harder, as O'Brien continues to struggle to get to the ropes. He finally gets some fingertips on the bottom rope, forcing the referee to have Scott break the hold. Scott holds on until the referee counts to four, when he finally released the hold. Scott walks off as O'Brien tries to pull himself up on the ropes. Scott backs up, and charges him only for O'Brien to duck and pull the ropes causing Scott to fly outside the ring, crashing and burning. O'Brien rolls under the ring, and tackles Scott. They roll around the floor, trading fluries of punches as the referee begins a ten count. They eventually make it to their feet, and begin brawling on their feet. Scott grabs O'Briens' head, and throws him up the aisle and gives chase. The referee gets to ten, and then signals that it is a double count out elimination.

MONICA DELUCA
Due to a double count out, both Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien have been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
No one could have seen this coming, both team captains have simultaneously eliminated themselves from this match. They have fought all the way to the back, we can't even see them.

KOKO B. WARE
Without Nick Scott, this team will crumble.

Indeed Nick Scott and Sean O'Brien have disappeared from sight and are scuffling in the backstage area. In the ring, Marcus Williams and Eddy have taken over the actual match. Marcus Williams got the first strike with a spear that sends the smaller Eddy down to the mat. He gets up and brings Eddy with him, attempting a DDT. Eddy holds static, causing Marcus to go to the mat on his own momentum. Eddy hits a quick leg drop on Marcus, and goes for a cover 1... and only a one count as Marcus easily kicks out of the move. Eddy waits for Marcus to get up, and then hits a diving cross body that against takes Marcus down and goes for another cover. 1...2. and barely a two count as Marcus throws his shoudler up.

MARK BISHOP
The smaller man Eddy taking a surprising advantage using his speed.

KOKO B. WARE
It won't last, strength beats speed everytime.

Eddy has lost the advantage as Marcus hit a fallaway slam on the lightweight Eddy. Marcus tried for a quick rear naked choke, but Eddy slipped out of it. Marcus got angry and got up, but Eddy hit a jaw jacker and followed it up with a DDT. Marcus rebounds quickly, and grabs Eddy by the neck. Going for an inverted neckbreaker, but Eddy kicks Marcus in the leg and breaks the attempt. Then Eddy hooks the arms of Marcus and hits the Murder Go Round on Marcus to the surprise of the crowd and teams alike. Eddy quickly attempts a cover 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Marcus Williams has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
No Gimmicks Allowed gains a man advantage, as Eddy has eliminated one half of the tag team champions.

KOKO B. WARE
Not for long, look what's happening now.

Eddy did not notice Mike Williams hopping in the ring, and turned right into a big boot right to the face by Mike. Eddy went down like a sack of potatoes. Mike grabs him back up, lifts him on his shoulder, and lands a running power slam that throttles Eddy and drains all the air out of him. Eddy reaches for his back, as Mike once again gets him up to his feet. Lifting him up in the air, Mike slams Eddy down with a Jackhammer that drills Eddy almost through the mat. Mike sits up for a moment, and then hooks Eddy's leg 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Eddy has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Mike Williams took offense to his partner getting eliminated, and promptly took out one half of the Alley Ratz.

KOKO B. WARE
Just like old England said, might is right and Mike Williams just proved it here.

In the ring, Twitch has taken his partner Eddy's place. He ran in with a quick dropkick to Mike's chest, and then followed up with a quick Enzugiri to the head and a hooked leg 1...2.. and only a two count as Mike gets his shoulder up. Twitch brings him up, but gets a double fist to the stomach that gets Twitch away from him. Mike uses the space to snag Twitch and hits him with a gorilla press slam that launches him into the air. Twitch lands chest first, and crawls around clutching his torso. Mike goes down, but gets caught by the ankles and rolled into a school boy 1..2.. and almost a three count as Mike uses his size to break out of the hold. Both men get to their feet, and Twitch gets hit with a big boot to the chest by Mike. Mike quickly pounces on Twitch, throws him on his shoulders, and quickly accelerates him with an F-5 down to the mat face first. Mike hooks the leg of the prone Twitch 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Twitch has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
Mike Williams has taken out both Alley Ratz, but look out because here comes big Stank Lovve.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, Mike Williams is on such a roll it doesn't even matter.

Stank Lovve climbed over the top rope, and went right up to Mike and chopped him across the chest. Mike reeled, and Lovve followed it up with several more while all the fans yelled WOOOO and Mike got backed into the corner. Lovve drives his knees into the solar plexis of Mike, forcing the air out of him. Lovve backs up, and runs full force into Mike with a running clothesline. Mike stumbles out of the corner, and is swallowed up into a pumphandle position. Lovve extends his hand, with his thumb sideways. All of a sudden, in an allusion to Gladiator, the thumb goes down and the fans mood goes up. Lovve positions Mike's head infront of his chest, and hits the Stank Driver on Mike dropping his head onto the mat. Lovve hooks a leg and makes the pin 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Mike Williams has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
We are now down to two on two, as Silvus and Stank Lovve will do battle with Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice.

KOKO B. WARE
Italians vs. America and England, this is going to be World War 3.

Vinny Appice climbs into the ring, and does an Italian shuffle as Lovve looks on with a peculiar look on his face. The two lock up, and Lovve shoots Appice against the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, Appice ducks and hits a neckbreaker on Lovve. Appice gets down and sinks in a Boston Crab. Lovve holds pat, and uses his muscular arms to push up and get over to the ropes. Grabbing the bottom rope, the referee tells Appice he has to break the hold. He counts to four, before Appice throws down Lovve's legs in disgust. He gives an Italian salute to the prone Lovve, and then to the fans who begin to boo him.

MARK BISHOP
The fans not backing Appice, and it would appear Appice is following suit.

KOKO B. WARE
These people probably follow some awful Italian stereotype and are holding that against him.

Lovve has gotten to his feet, and Appice tried to execute a butterfly suplex but failed to lift Lovve. He lands a couple of forearms across Appice's back, and hits him with a STO that puts Appice flat on his back. Lovve goes for a cover 1...2.. and almost a three count as Appice gets his shoulder up. Frustrated, Lovve gets Appice up and slings him into the corner. Lovve backed up, and went full force into Lovve but got hit with a big boot right to the jaw that stunned and felled him flat on his back. Appice looks around, and hops up to the top turnbuckle. He flicks his chin with both hands at Lovve, and comes down on Lovve hitting with Cement Shoes as the fans boo. Appice goes for the pin and hooks the leg 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Stank Lovve has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
And it is now a handicapped match, as Silvus is left all alone to take on the CIA.

KOKO B. WARE
No worries, the CIA will terminate Silvus and pick up the win here.

Silvus takes a deep breath, and steps through the ropes. Appice taunted Silvus, telling him to come into the ring. All of a sudden Appice motioned for Manzetti, and they both came into the ring at the same time. The referee complained, but Appice just shoved him away. Silvus shifts his eyes from the two, and they both come at him at once. Silvus is able to punch away Appice, but Manzetti comes in too strong with a clubbing blow to the head and is able to land a discus punch that sends Silvus to the ground. Both Appice and Manzetti begin to stomp Silvus, landing boots to the abodmen. They are distracted by the man who has the "SILVUS 4 PREZ" sign, as he continues to yell at the CIA. They lean on the ropes and tell him to shut his mouth or he will sleep with the fishes. The crowd boos their poor conduct.

MARK BISHOP
The CIA really should focus more on pinning Silvus in the ring rather than jawing with fans at ringside.

KOKO B. WARE
Well when victory is as certain for you as it is for the CIA right now, you can afford to burn some time.

The men stop arguing with the fans for a moment, and they turn around to receive swift kicks to the ribs from the restanding Silvus. He starts landing punches to both men, sending Manzetti to one corner. He continues to kick and punch Appice, before slingshotting him into the corner into Manzetti already in the corner. Both are slumped in the corner, before Silvus takes off running and lands a running leg kick into their chests. They both come stumbling out, and Silvus runs into them both with a double clothesline. The fans are jacked as Silvus crouches and waits. Appice gets up first, and Silvus pounces on him sinking in a Mandible claw. Appice struggles but eventually gets forced to the mat. He goes limp, and is sputtering on the canvas. Silvus lets him go, but gets an axe handle to the back from Manzetti. Silvus bolts upright, and stares at Manzetti. Manzetti backs up, but can't run as Silvus locks him in a Mandible claw as well. Slivus brings him around to where his partner stands, lifts him up, and hits Retribution on Manzetti onto his partner Appice. Silvus drops to his knees and covers both men at once, and the referee counts 1...2...3! The bell rings and the fans go crazy as Silvus has his hand raised.

MONICA DELUCA
Vinny Appice and Tony Manzetti have been eliminated, the winners of the match No Gimmicks Allowed!

MARK BISHOP
Silvus had the odds stacked against him, but he eliminated both CIA members at once and picked up the win as the sole survivor for his team.

KOKO B. WARE
That can't be legal, Appice was the legal not Manzetti how could he pin both of them?

MARK BISHOP
Well probably when Appice shoved the referee, he probably said screw it and let it play out in the ring. To use a basketball term, he swallowed his whistle.

KOKO B. WARE
That's an outrage, and why must I have basketball references from you? I'm used to it from that other Mark, but not you.

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MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event, a Last Man Standing Match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship!

The crowd is cheering like mad as Monica makes her announcements.

MONICA DELUCA
The rules of this match are very simple. There are no disqualifications, and the match will not end until one man is unable to answer the referee's ten count.

MARK BISHOP
This is the match that we've all been waiting for. I can just smell the tension in the air!

KOKO B. WARE
No, Mark, that's just gas. Monica needs to lay off those burritos in the catering area.

MARK BISHOP
Oh for crying out loud!

Every light inside the Super Pit goes out as soon as "Enter Sandman" begins to play. Sixteen seconds into the song, white lights start flashing in the arena. After another seven seconds, the entrance area erupts in flames, which Clinton walks through to a thunderous ovation from the fans. The flames die as soon as Clinton emerges, then he scans the crowd for several seconds and raises his arms to set off a shower of fireworks before walking to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing first, the challenger... From San Diego, California and weighing in at 355 lbs... Jack Clinton!

MARK BISHOP
Ever since Summer Bash, Jack Clinton has been fuming over, as he claims, being robbed by the current reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Vincent Matthews.

KOKO B. WARE
Claim being the operative word, Bishop. What Clintion seems to forget is that there were no disqualifications in that three way dance he was in at Summer Bash, so Vincent's choke hold was perfectly legal. And from what I understand, chokes are as legal in SNW as they are in MMA, so there!

Clinton enters the ring as his music dies down. The boo birds come out in full force as "This Fire Burns" blares over the PA system, prompting Vincent Matthews, the SNW Texas Championship around his waist, to walk out to the ring. His focus is clearly on the ring as he doesn't even acknowledge the fans that are heckling him.

MONICA DELUCA
And the opponent, the current SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing in at 215 lbs... "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews has been defending the SNW Texas Championship ever since Summer Bash on SNW's house show circuit, but this match against Jack Clinton will definitely be his toughest test.

KOKO B. WARE
I'll give the knucklehead his due. He's not the brightest guy on the roster. After all, he saw the sign that said "Airport Left" and thought that the airport actually left so he went home. But all that aside, he is a very dangerous man, and if Matthews makes one mistake, we could have ourselves a new Texas Champion.

MARK BISHOP
And nobody would know better than Koko how dangerous Jack is.

KOKO B. WARE
Don't you start!

Vincent enters the ring, taking his championship belt off as his music dies down. He hands the belt to referee Rick Maynard, who proceeds to show the belt to Jack Clinton, then shows it back to Vincent Matthews, then holds the belt up in the air. He signals for the bell, and the match is underway.

SNW Texas Championship
Last Man Standing Match
Vincent Matthews vs Jack Clinton

Matthews and Clinton are staring each other down, not saying a word as the crowd is abuzz with excitement, waiting to see who will land the first blow. Matthews shoves Clinton back, prompting Clinton to come back with a vicious clothesline that knocks Matthews down as the crowd cheers loudly. Before the ref can even start his count, Matthews gets his knees and shakes off the clothesline as Clinton dares him to make the same mistake twice. Matthews acts like he's going to lock up with Clinton, and Clinton attempts to overpower him, but Matthews outsmarts him with a go-behind waistlock. Matthews hits Clinton with several forearm shots to the back, but they seem to have no effect as Clinton knocks Matthews back down with an elbow to Matthews' face. Matthews is getting back up, and Clinton charges at him with a running big boot, but Matthews ducks under the big boot. Clinton turns around, and Matthews is able to get enough height to nail Clinton in the back of the head with an enziguri kick, but it only takes Clinton down to his knees. Matthews goes to run the ropes, but right after he rebounds off the ropes, Clinton grabs him by the throat.

MARK BISHOP
Clinton looks like he's going for the Final Destruction... No, he uses all of his strength to hoist Matthews up in the air in a military press!

KOKO B. WARE
Vincent Matthews is in serious trouble right now, and we're not even two minutes into the match!

Clinton presses Matthews up several times, then finally drops him down throat-first onto the ropes, sending Matthews bouncing back and onto the canvas. Clinton goes to run the ropes, and off the rebound attempts a jumping elbow drop. But Matthews rolls out of the way as Clinton crashes down on the canvas and winces in pain. Right as Clinton gets to his knees, Matthews catches him flush in the face with a running dropkick, sending the big man back down. Matthews follows up with several stomps to Clinton's face. Then backs up for the referee to start his count. The referee can't even get to the count of two as Clinton stirs back up. Before Clinton can get all the way up, Matthews grabs him by the head, runs and brings Clinton down with a running bulldog. Matthews then leaves the ring and yells at Monica Deluca to get out of her chair.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews now barking orders at our lovely ring announcer as if he owns the place, demanding the chair that she's sitting in.

KOKO B. WARE
Well, he IS the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Bishop.

MARK BISHOP
You'd sell your kids down the river for a chance to kiss ass to the SNW Texas Champion.

Monica obliges and hands Matthews her steel folding chair, and he re-enters the ring with it. Right as he picks it up, Clinton punches the chair right back into Matthews' face.

OOOOHHHHH!!!

Matthews falls down to the mat, the chair lying on top of his face. Clinton runs the ropes, and off the rebound he stomps the chair as hard as he can, then backs off so the ref can start his count.

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...

Matthews begins to stir back up, forcing the ref to stop his count. Clinton goes to run the ropes, and off the rebound he goes for an axe kick, but Matthews rolls out of the way. Clinton turns around, and gets nailed with a windmill kick from Matthews, but the kick only staggers the big man. Matthews follows up with Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep, then goes to pick up the chair.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews has nothing but bad intentions in mind with that steel chair.

KOKO B. WARE
Just imagine, if he's going to maim his best friends and himself, just think what he has in mind for those he hates such as Jack Clinton.

As Clinton slowly gets up, Matthews rares the steel chair back and smashes it as hard as he can over Clinton's head, breaking the chair in half and caving in Clinton's skull, causing him to go down in a heap.

MARK BISHOP
My GOD what a chair shot!

KOKO B. WARE
That was louder than Chris Angel's wardrobe.

MARK BISHOP
I just hope Clinton's not dead.

ONE... TWO... THREE... Clinton looks to be out of it... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... Clinton is showing some signs of life as he's stirring about. SEVEN... EIGHT... Clinton staggers up to his knees, angering Matthews. Matthews charges at Clinton, only for Clinton to jump up and knock Matthews down with a hard clothesline. Matthews tries to get back up, but Clinton catches him and nails him with a DDT. Clinton then barks at the ref not to start his count just yet as he wants to finish off Matthews for good. Clinton proceeds to leave the ring, then looks under it for a weapon or two. The crowd goes crazy as Clinton takes out two Singapore canes, holding them both up in the air. Matthews is staggering back up, but Clinton knocks him down after whacking Matthews on both sides of his head with both Singapore canes. Clinton then tells the ref he can start counting.

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... Matthews slowly gets up, stopping the ref's count. Clinton charges in for a big boot, but Matthews catches him by his foot and takes him down with a Dragon Screw, transitioned into a single leg lock as Clinton cries out in pain.

KOKO B. WARE
Vincent Matthews has been saying that he's the smarter wrestler, and he's showing it as he's trying to take Clinton's leg out from under him.

MARK BISHOP
I'll give the bastard his due as he is a smart wrestler, as he's well aware that Clinton trying to reach the ropes will do Clinton no good because this is Last Man Standing rules.

Clinton seems to get a second wind as he sits up and stares down at Matthews with an evil grin. Matthews seems a bit nervous as Clinton rares back and nails Matthews flush in the face with a straight right hand punch, causing Matthews to get go of the hold in the process. Clinton picks Matthews up and hoists him up in the air for a vertical suplex, but he holds him up there for over thirty seconds as the crowd is abuzz with excitement. The crowd cheers loudly as Clinton dumps Matthews over the top rope and hard onto the arena floor. Matthews cries out in agony as he holds the small of his back.

MARK BISHOP
Just when you think Vincent Matthews is in control, here comes Jack Clinton out of nowhere, and now Clinton's in the drivers seat.

KOKO B. WARE
The SNW Texas Champion is in trouble, that is for sure.

Clinton plays to the crowd while Matthews rolls over, still wincing in pain, and finding something under the ring. Clinton then goes to run and rebound off the ropes opposite Matthews. Clinton flies over and clears the top rope, but Matthews smashes him over the head with a light tube as Clinton crashes down onto the floor.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

KOKO B. WARE
If Clinton can get up from being smashed over the head with that light tube, I'll be surprised.

MARK BISHOP
Clinton may be busted open as well.

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... Clinton begins to stir, breaking the ref's count as Matthews picks up one of the broken halves of the light tube. He proceeds to carve the sharp, broken end into Clinton's forehead, drawing even more blood from the already busted wide open Clinton, then smashes what's left of the light tube half over Clinton's head. Clinton refuses to stay down, though, as he fights back with rights to Vincent's midsection. Matthews goes for an enziguri, but Clinton ducks down, causing Matthews to fall down facefirst on the arena floor. Clinton picks Matthews up and whips him hard into the security railing that separates the combatants from the ringside fans. Clinton charges after Matthews with yet another running big boot, but Matthews gets out of the way as Clinton crotches himself on the security railing. Matthews demands a cup of beer or soda from one of the fans, and a fan obliges as the other fans around him chant "KICK HIM OUT! KICK HIM OUT! KICK HIM OUT!" But security does nothing as Matthews granted the fan permission to hand him the beer. Matthews hits Clinton over the head with the cup of beer, sending the liquid flying everywhere as Clinton collapses down into the ringside area among the fans who scatter about to give him room. Matthews hops over the barricade and stomps away at Clinton as referee Rick Maynard follows out after them so he can keep track of what's going on.

MARK BISHOP
The fans are now getting an up close and personal look at this match as Vincent Matthews and Jack Clinton take the fight out into the crowd!

KOKO B. WARE
Those fans better stay out of their way.

Clinton gets back up as he and Matthews fight their way through the crowd. Clinton knocks Matthews down on the steps with a thrust to the throat, then locates a plastic garbage can. As Matthews picks himself up, Clinton hoists the garbage can over his head and brings it down over Matthews' head, knocking him down and causing him to fall down several steps on the way down to the floor. Clinton decides to spike the ball by dumping the contents of the garbage out on top of Matthews. As Matthews gets up, Clinton smashes the garbage can over Matthews' head, sending him down to his knees. Clinton proceeds to smash the can over Matthews' back, knocking him down facefirst. A fan offers his crutch to Clinton, so Clinton takes it and smashes Matthews over the head with it just as he gets up to his knees, knocking Matthews back down. Clinton hands the crutch back to the fan, then wipes some of the blood off his face and flicks it down upon Matthews.

MARK BISHOP
Clinton picking Matthews up now, and he sends Matthews flying up and over the barricade with that Irish whip!

KOKO B. WARE
Jack Clinton isn't even going to give the referee a chance to start a count because he's running like a mad bull!

MARK BISHOP
Clinton flies up and over the barricade, taking Matthews down with a flying clothesline over the barricade!

KOKO B. WARE
But that was such a stupid move! Now BOTH Clinton AND Matthews are down and out, and the ref has to start his count! What an idiot!

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... Clinton begins to stir about, getting up to his knees... SIX... SEVEN... Matthews is stirring about and gets to his knees as Clinton is back up, causing the ref to have to stop his count. Clinton goes to pick Matthews up, but Matthews crotches Clinton with a hard low blow, bringing Clinton down to his knees. Matthews works over Clinton over by punching him in the head several times. Matthews backs up, then charges at Clinton, attempting a Shining Wizard kick, but Clinton catches him and slams him down with a powerbomb down on the floor in the aisle. Clinton stands himself up as the ref again begins to count.

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... Matthews begins to stir... NINE...

MARK BISHOP
Whoa! Vincent Matthews BARELY holds on to his title as he gets up just in the nick of time. Clinton now running in for a clothesline, but Matthews catches him flush in the face with a spinning kick!

KOKO B. WARE
Matthews doesn't look like he's finished though.

Matthews kicks away at Clinton, then makes his way over to the staging area to the viewer's left of the entrance and SportsTron. The stagehand asks Matthews what it is he wants when Matthews decides to push a button, setting off some pyro.

MARK BISHOP
Oh no... I don't like that sadistic look on Vincent's face.

KOKO B. WARE
Looks like he's going to do whatever has to be done to insure that Jack Clinton won't be able to get up.

MARK BISHOP
We knew this match was going to be brutal, but this is going too far!

As the stagehand is yelling at Matthews to leave, Matthews presses another button, setting off some more pyro. Matthews then goes to approach Clinton as he slowly tries to get up. Matthews punches away at Clinton to keep him weak, then picks him up and slams him down with the Fatal Sin in the center, out in front of the entranceway. He then yells at the ref not to count until he signals for him to do so, then approaches the stage area again.

MARK BISHOP
He can't be serious!

KOKO B. WARE
You're right, this is too far!

Koko throws off his headset and marches his way towards Vincent Matthews as the crowd is actually cheering him on. Matthews catches Koko out of the corner of his eye, then turns his attention to him as Koko approaches Matthews. Koko yells at Matthews, telling him not to do what he's thinking about doing, that this is going too far. Matthews sneers at Koko, kicks him in the family jewels, then knocks him out with the Fatal Sin as the crowd is booing Matthews out of the building.

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

MARK BISHOP
I hardly ever agree with Koko, but I have to tip my cap off to him for trying to save Jack Clinton's life.

Matthews makes his way back to the pyro control board, only for the stagehand to try to keep him from the board. Matthews grabs him by the collar of his shirt, yelling at him to let him do what he wants. As Matthews is distracted with the stagehand, Clinton is able to crawl out of harm's way, then slowly gets to his feet right as Matthews throws down the stagehand and sets off a barrage of pyro that he thinks is burning up Clinton, but is not. Matthews turns around, and the next thing he sees is Clinton taking him down with a spear to a large pop from the crowd. Clinton is able to pick himself up, then picks Matthews up as he brings him over to the entranceway.

MARK BISHOP
This match has been so brutal, and has taken its toll on both of these competitors! And who knows how much it may have shortened their careers!

Clinton is holding Matthews by the head, and points over to the wall made of white glass that says "NATURAL" in big black letters. He tells Matthews that this is where he finishes him off. Clinton bends Matthews over, then picks him up and lifts him up high, slamming him through the glass with the Three Story Hell Ride!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK BISHOP
OH DEAR GOD! Vincent Matthews may very well be dead!

Clinton is feeling a bit woozy, and he collapses down to the floor, then the ref begins his count.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE...

SIX...

SEVEN...

EIGHT...





NINE...


Matthews barely sits up...

TEN!

Matthews collapses back down as the ref calls for the bell and "This Fire Burns" blares over the PA while the fans boo him out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner and STILL the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... Vincent Matthews!

MARK BISHOP
These two men have gone through hell and back and back to hell again!

KOKO B. WARE
Vincent Matthews was BARELY the last man standing, and he wasn't even standing!

All of Insurgence comes down to celebrate the great victory. Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale both hoist up Matthews, but he collapses and they catch him. They move him over to the turnbuckle, and Jade Claypool comes over and they talk. All of a sudden though, Matthews pushes her away. He grabs Hale and asks him something in his ear. Hale nods, and reaches into his pocket. He turns away and faces Matthews and they converse. Hale moves again, and this time Matthews falls down again. Claypool gets down to help him up, but Matthews balances himself on one knee. He brings his right arm forward, and in his right hand he has an open box with a diamond engagement ring in it. His hair is in his face, but the cameras pick up Matthews audibly saying "Marry me." Jade looks shocked, but then gets down and kisses Matthews and says yes. They both hug there, with Ryan and Hale highfiving.

MARK BISHOP
And I thought I had seen it all. Vincent Matthews just went through Hell and damn near lost his title, and he still has enough to ask his girlfriend to marry him! And she said yes!

KOKO B. WARE
This is such an emotional moment. I might start crying.

MARK BISHOP
Folks, that's going to do it here from the Super Pit. Thank you for joining us for this great pay per view. We'll be back on your screens on the 5th of December, as Saturday Night Onslaught will be at the Gordietorium! Good night!