WrestleStock II: 3/27/10

[Hollywood]

The show opens with the "Far Afield" production music bed playing in the background.

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The scene opens with a shot at the end of last year's Wrestlestock, with Soul Reaper celebrating his victory over Hellspawn and winning the Texas Championship. The fans are all going insane, and Reaper is holding the belt above his head on the turnbuckle with confetti and fireworks all around him. All of a sudden the scene pauses, and a narrator comes on.

NARRATOR
Last year, the wrestling world saw a brand new wrestling mega show debut on the scene. The show was huge, and fans were treated to an amazing new concept and take on wrestling. But the pundits said it couldn't happen ever again...

But they were wrong!

The shot switches to inside Cowboys Stadium, where we see a ring crew setting up the inside of the stadium in fast motion while the narrator speaks.

NARRATOR
Because one year later, it's happening again. This time the venue is bigger, the wrestlers are even more ready, and the fans are even more hungry. It's happening again, and this year it will be even better.

We see now various clips of all six members of the Balance of Power match. Matches and run ins and signature moves all are shown for the sextet of competitors.

NARRATOR
Tonight, someone will become the luckiest superstar in the world. As long as they can scale a twenty foot high scaffold, and lay claim to a briefcase, they are guaranteed a shot at the company's largest prize. All unique in size, stamina, and skills in a match that has never been done before, the outcome is just as unpredictable as what will happen inside the ring.

Then it changes to various shots of S.T. Strickler, Syco Boy, and Levetation, from the TV special match, to all the various run ins.

MARRATOR
A Three Way Dance between three men who all want apiece of each other. Two new stars, and a re-emerging veteran get a shot on the biggest stage to gain revenge and catapult themselves into glory.

We then see various shots of Death Sentence and the Young Gunz. The Gunz Blazin' that won the Young Gunz their titles, to Death Sentence chasing after the champions, and everything in between.

NARRATOR
A team spurned, with their belts stolen by two cocky young superstars, get their revenge. Enacting their rematch clause, tonight we will see a showdown between the arugably two best teams in SNW. One will walk away the defined best, the others will be left to start all over again.

The shot then switches to highlights of Chris Angel and Vincent Matthews. It shows Matthews' win at Summer Bash, his successful retention at Natural Selection, Angel's hitting the Fallen on Jade Claypool as Matthews looks on, Angel winning and becoming the number one contender, and their nose to nose confrontation at the contract signing.

NARRATOR
The biggest fight of the year comes down in a structure not even Satan himself wants to encounter. With two titles, two champions, and only one winner, the only thing promised for this match is complete and udder torture for the two participant. At the biggest stadium in the world, who will walk out of it the biggest winner and biggest champion of them all?

The shot then cuts to various highlights of every SNW competitor involved, going for a couple minutes or so until ending with both Chris Angel and Vincent Matthews holding up their respective belts. The music cuts out, and in its place, "Wrestlemania"(the theme used for Wrestlemania 6 thru 9) by Jim Johnston plays in the background.

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NARRATOR
Tonight, the biggest wrestling event in Texas history happens again. This, is WrestleStock!



The shot changes and we are inside the sold out Cowboys Stadium. The fans are cheering their heads off, and we see signs like "VINCENT MATTHEWS=LUCIFER", "FIRST SMU, NOW YOUNG GUNZ WITH A DEATH SENTENCE" "VAGINAL SLICE BORN BORN," "DUNPORK'S HOUSE OF BACON IS FAILED", and "HIRE DEREKK REDMOND." We go to Mark Bishop and Jason Martel at the commentary, as various matches on the card fly up for the viewer.

LIVE!!! COWBOYS STADIUM!!! ARLINGTON, TX!!!

MARK BISHOP
Hello everybody and welcome to SNW's biggest event of the year, WrestleStock! Folks you are in for a treat tonight, a fully stacked card and not a clunker on it. I'm Mark Bishop joined at the table tonight by Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
I'm actually happy to work with you tonight Bishop, since Followill would probably be drunk and you will stay sober.

MARK BISHOP
You got that right. What a card we have for you tonight, just to hit some highlights here. We will see a Three Way Dance grudge match, as Syco Boy, Levetation, and S.T. Strickler get it on here!

JASON MARTEL
The brand new Balance of Power match will determine who out of six men will get a future shot at the Texas Championship sometime in the upcoming year. The scaffold match will never be the same again.

MARK BISHOP
We've got the Texas Tag Team Titles on the line. Death Sentence has enacted their rematch clause, and they look to get their revenge on the Young Gunz for stealing their titles on the biggest stage of them all.

JASON MARTEL
Our main event is a huge one, as the second of our two new matches will happen, and folks hold onto your seats. Lucifer's Last Stand, for both the Bad Blood and Texas Championships for all the marbles. Vincent Matthews and Chris Angel, one will walk out as champion, the other will be wheeled out on a stretcher. Not even God knows who is going to take this legendary stand off.

MARK BISHOP
Right now let's get to our opening contest, as Chris P. And Alexander Draven look to settle their differences.

The camera shot switches over to the hallway backstage, where you can see Alexander Draven making his way to the entrance stage. The lights go out as "Requiem" echoes throughout Cowboys Stadium. Pyro goes off, and there's just enough lighting to shine over Alexander Draven, who appears from behind the curtain to the excitment of the crowd. He methodically makes his way down the ramp on his way to the ring.

JASON MARTEL
And they get excited when this guy comes out? Look at him, he's a walking freak show!

MARK BISHOP
He's an amazing wrestler in his own right, and the fans seem to believe so as well.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following grudge match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Lowestoft, England, weighing in at 260 pounds... Alexander Draven!

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Flames ensue on the ramp beside Draven. Once he reaches the ring, he uses the ropes to pull himself up. Upon entrance in the ring, he raises his arms and awaits Chris P.'s arrival.[/i]

JASON MARTEL
Look at this joke. He actually thinks they care about him. Pathetic.

MARK BISHOP
They do care! Can't you hear the excitement?[/color]

"This Means War" by Busta Rhymes suddenly starts playing, and Chris P. stands on the entrance ramp after a clearing of smoke. He runs back and forth on the sides of the entrance ramp, playing to the crowd who is literally off their feet in the sold out Dallas Cowboys stadium. Pyro explodes on the ramp before his ring introduction.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, from Clifton, New Jersey and weighing in at 260 lbs... Chris P!

After the introduction, Chris starts down the ramp, slapping hands with all the fans. He gets inside the ring and stares down Alexander Draven.[/i]

Grudge Match
Chris P. vs Alexander Draven[/color][/b]

The bell rings and the two stare each other down, slowly walking in circles inside the ring. The two lock up, starting things slow, but Draven quickly turns the maneuver into a side headlock on Chris, but Chris pushes Draven off, sending him running toward the ropes. Draven rebounds off the ropes, and Chris knocks him down with a clothesline. Draven gets back up, only for Chris to hit him with a few quick jabs in the center of the ring. Chris runs and bounces off the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline, but is met with a big boot to the jaw from Draven, after which Draven stomps away at Chris. Chris is lifted to his feet, and Irish whipped into the corner. Draven runs at Chris and hits a powerful clothesline. Chris falls to the ground, but quickly rolls onto the apron. Once standing, Draven runs at Chris, but Chris sticks his head through the middle ropes and spears Draven. Draven falls, and Chris climbs back into the ring. Chris goes for a stomp, but Draven grabs his leg and takes him down.

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven with the takedown, and now drives the elbow into Chris P's leg.

JASON MARTEL
I just hope the two of them brutalize each other at this point.

Draven picks Chris up and whips him into the ropes. Chris rebounds off the ropes, and Draven nails him with a big boot. Draven goes to pick Chris up, but Chris gouges him in the eyes, followed up by a standing dropkick that sends Draven spilling to the floor outside the ring. Chris ignores the warnings of referee Danny Travers and rolls to the outside, stomping away at Draven. Chris picks Draven up by the head, placing his head between his legs, setting him up for a piledriver. But Draven blocks the piledriver attempt, lifts Chris up and dumps him on the floor with a back body drop. Draven picks Chris up and rolls him back into the ring, then slides into the ring after Chris. Draven stomps away at Chris, who's attempting to pick himself up. Draven taunts Chris, who's barely getting up, then goes to run the ropes. Draven rebounds off the ropes, and takes Chris, who's just gotten up, down with a running neckbreaker, then goes for the pin.

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven looking to put Chris P away... ONE... TWO... Chris P kicks out at two.

JASON MARTEL
I'm surprised these two haven't just chucked the rulebook out.

MARK BISHOP
I wouldn't be surprised if this match broke down into an all out fight at some point, considering the tensions that are running high in this match up.

Draven picks Chris up and whips him into the ropes. Chris bounces off the ropes, and Draven goes for the Polish Hammer, but Chris ducks under it, then grabs Draven and brings him down with a neckbreaker of his own. Chris follows up with a series of fist drops, then finishes the sequence off with an elbow drop. Chris opts to go for the cover. ONE... TWO... Draven kicks out. Chris picks Draven up and whips him chest-first into the corner. Chris charges in, attempting to hit Draven with a running high knee to the back, but Draven rolls out of the way just in time as Chris crashes his knee into the turnbuckles. Chris hobbles out of the corner, favoring his right knee. Draven grabs Chris by the throat, and drives him down with a vicious chokeslam, then targets Chris' knee by stomping away at it, followed up by a Sharpshooter as the crowd comes alive in anticipation that Chris P may tap out.

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven attempting to force Chris P to tap out to the Sharpshooter!

JASON MARTEL
Well it wouldn't be the first time that Chris P wussed out on SNW.

MARK BISHOP
Oh would you stop it!

The ref asks Chris if he gives up, but Chris shouts "HELL NO!" Chris pushes himself up, crawling over to the ropes as Draven tries to hold on to the Sharpshooter. Chris makes it over to the ropes, and the ref begins the five count. Draven lets go at four as the ref admonishes him about holding onto the Sharpshooter when Chris made it to the ropes. Draven shouts at the ref, "Kiss my ass!"

OOOOOOOOOHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven better watch himself.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, we all know how crooked these referees in SNW are.

MARK BISHOP
You bitch more than that new waitress at Dunpork's House of Bacon, you know that?

Draven goes to pick Chris up, but out of nowhere...

MARK BISHOP
Fade to Black!

JASON MARTEL
Alexander Draven has nowhere to go! Chris P has that hold locked on him in the center of the ring!

MARK BISHOP
And Draven taps out!

The crowd goes wild with excitement as "This Means War" booms over the PA and the ref raises Chris P's hand in victory.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, as a result of a submission... Chris P!

MARK BISHOP
Alexander Draven took his focus off of Chris P for just a moment to argue with the referee, and it cost him big time.

JASON MARTEL
With nothing on the line in this match, Alexander Draven made the wise decision to keep his career intact and live to fight another day.

MARK BISHOP
No shame in losing to a competitor like Chris P. Right now, I understand Brenda Price has some breaking news as it concerns our next match. Brenda?[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to the backstage area, where Brenda Price is standing by in front of the WrestleStock II banner.

BRENDA PRICE
Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears that the Sports Authority will not be able to compete tonight after a run-in they had with the Destruction Crew earlier this evening before we went on the air. Our SNW camera crew was inside the Destruction Crew's locker room, filming them for DVD extras that would appear on the WrestleStock II DVD in a couple of months, and this is what they captured.

RECORDED EARLIER

We are taken to a shot of the Destruction Crew's locker room. All the members, including the Gambler, are sitting around in their flannel gear. They each have 2x4s sitting next to them, and they are discussing the upcoming lumberjack match. All of a sudden, the Sports Authority, led by Tom Foolery and Manny Saul.

TOM FOOLERY
Well well well, look what we have here. Kim Dawson would be ashamed, God bless her soul. Do you men have any fashion sense at all, I mean my God!

MANNY SAUL
You...gentlemen, and I'm using this term even though I doubt it fits at all, should wear clothes befitting of your afluent position in the world. You're professional wrestlers, representing a very prestigious company.

The men look around at each other, look down at their clothes, look at each other, and then start hysterically laughing. Mauler and Mike Hanson are bent over at the waist, and Super Vader is pounding the walls of his locker. The Gambler abruptly stops laughing, and stands up and faces Tom Foolery.

THE GAMBLER
Now, listen here you couple of limp wristed fairies. These are real men, not a washed up football coach or some prissy little intellectual. These are fine competitors, not stuck up northern guidos or supposed hyper intelligent douche bags. So, why don't you whipper snappers just make your way out of here and you can go on about your business.

TOM FOOLERY
You bunch of low life cretins, how dare you insult the Sports Authority! We are the most powerful stable in all of wrestling,where do you get off insulting us!

THE GAMBLER
Most powerful stable in SNW? Really now? Well, allow me to retort.

He snaps his fingers, and like that the scene becomes full of chaos and rage. All four Destruction Crew members grabbed their 2x4s, and started beating on the Sports Authority. In short order the wood was broken, so they used their fists and their feet. Soon, all of the Sports Authority were laid out on the locker room floor. Super Vader and Killer Kong threw the unconscious bodies on top of each other, with Tom Foolery on top. The Gambler hobbled over and looked right in Foolery's face.

THE GAMBLER
Well, I think we settled that argument now didn't we boys. Have a good night in the hospital, and enjoy not being on the biggest show of the year. Let's go boys, I think this locker room is soon going to be unsuitable. I'm sure these generous men won't mind us bunking in their abode. And someone find new 2x4s, these are ruined.

Led by their manager, the crew files out of the room. Super Vader is last, and he delivers a quick kick to the bottom of the pile for good measure as he turns out the light. The camera shot then goes back to Brenda Price in front of the WrestleStock II banner.

BRENDA PRICE
As you can imagine, SNW Co-owner Gordon Heath was quite upset by what happened, while the other SNW Co-owner, Codi Shane, found it quite humorous. From what I understand, Gordon Heath had used his connections to fly in some wrestlers from other wrestling companies to come and watch the show, and told them to bring their gear in case he needed them for the evening. It appears he may be looking into that option for the match that was supposed to pit Xander Nova and Y Kores against Coach Tom Foolery and the Sports Authority. Mark and Jason, back to you.

[Hollywood]

"You Better Pray" comes over the PA systems, and the fans cheer as the quartet of Y Kores walk out from the back. All four slap hands with the fans rail side, with Petrina Rotchester and Adriana Samu on one side, Rory Kotch and Xander Nova on the other as they make their way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an eight person tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester, "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, and Xander Nova, Y Kores!

The three females leap to the ring apron, and pose for a moment with Nova observing on the outside. All three enter the ring and take a turnbuckle to pose, while Nova stands in the middle of the ring with his arms crossed in a show of force.

MARK BISHOP
Well folks, we are set for eight person tag action here, but I've got to say I'm more than a bit confused. Earlier today the Destruction Crew had a run in with the Sports Authority, and they are unable to compete. We have yet to hear a decision from SNW management as to if this match is even going to happen.

JASON MARTEL
Quite frankly, any team could easily throttle this ragtag bunch of idiots. Knowing our luck, these bitches will probably get a free win and not have to wrestle.

MARK BISHOP
First of all sir, I don't think Y Kores would appreciate being called that very offensive name, especially since one of them is a male. Second, I have faith in SNW management to handle this situation.

JASON MARTEL
Well, here comes Gordon Heath to clarify this situation for the fans. Let's just see what he has to say on the matter.

"Ecstasy of Gold" is blaring over the sound system, and Gordon Heath wearing a suit emerges from the backstage area with microphone in hand.

GORDON HEATH
Allright, that's quite enough settle down. Now, as you all know the Sports Authority was assaulted unfairly earlier by those lumbering fatasses in the Destruction Crew earlier. They are not going to be able to compete tonight, but fear not. See, I'm always thinking one step ahead, and had a backup plan in case someone was not able to perform tonight. So, I proudly announce that thanks to SNW's partnership with True Honor Wrestling, this match has now become an inter-promotional eigh person tag team match!

MARK BISHOP
Wow, what a coup by Gordie! I normally don't take favor with the half owner, but this time he's really hit a home run.

JASON MARTEL
I fully agree Mark, this is a huge opportunity for SNW to flex its muscles and go toe to toe with another successful federation.

MARK BISHOP
Now all we need to find out is who Y Kores will be facing as a result of this partnership of companies.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure whoever they are can easily dispose of those slag heaps in the ring. Let's see who it is.

The fans look around at each other, as do Y Kores. All of a sudden, "New Divide" by Linkin Park screeches over the PA, and four unknowns walk out from the backstage area. They are led by an African American, who is spouting off at all the fans and even some of his team members. The fans boo them out of instict, as Monica Deluca gets handed a piece of paper from the timekeeper.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, John Kreamer, MC Midget, Cyclone Warrior, and Tony Jones, Team THW!

The four competitors climb in the ring and Jones, the African American, gets up in the face of all four Y Kores members. He gives Nova the double fingers, and points at the three females and implies that they perform a sexual act on him.

MARK BISHOP
Well, this is the first time I've seen any of these people, but I've got to say I don't like Tony Jones.

JASON MARTEL
And I've got to say I LOVE Tony Jones! So cocky and arrogant and braggadocios. He's giving it to those kitchen dwellers.

MARK BISHOP
My God, can you go ever one day without offending a women's liberation group?

JASON MARTEL
Hey, they need to just take their shoes off, and get their pregnant asses back in the kitchen and make a sandwich for me.

MARK BISHOP
The commentary of Jason Martel does not reflect that of myself or Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Y Kores vs. Team THW

The bell rings, and Adriana Samu steps out as the competitor for her team. Over in the THW corner, the four are bickering as to who should start. A slight skirmish breaks out between Cyclone Warrior and Tony Jones, and Jones slaps Warrior across the face with a right hand and enters the ring. Midget and Kreamer check on Warrior, who gets up furious. All of a sudden he smiles, while leaning in and saying something to both of his partner. All three nod, and they walk off the apron and start to make their way to the backstage area to the laughter of the audience and Y Kores. Jones is furious in the ring, kicking the bottom rope and screaming at the three who couldn't seem to care less.

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MARK BISHOP
Well, it looks like this match has quickly devolved into a four on one contest.

JASON MARTEL
What an outrage! What a trio of cowards!

Jones turns around, and Samu is right up behind Jones. She quickly hits him with the rarely used People Pleaser, as Jones recoils from the contact of tights on testicles. The crowd laughs once more, and quickly hits a roundhouse kick that floors Jones. He bounces back up and gets sent back down to the mat once more with a vicious DDT. Jones bounces off the mat like a quarter, and stiffening out like a board. Samu pops up to the adoration of the crowd, and quickly scales the turnbuckle. She anticipates Jones' return to his feet, and as he regains a vertical standing Samu leaps off the top and lands a devastating tornado kick that flattens Jones. The crowd popped huge, and Samu thought about a cover, however she instead tagged out to Petrina Rotchester.

MARK BISHOP
Well Tony Jones just got rocked, but I think Y Kores have quite a motivation to take out some aggression for not getting their hands on the Sports Authority and paying back the disrespect Jones showed them before hand.

JASON MARTEL
This is just obscene!

Rotchester comes in right as Tony Jones is holding his head wondering where the truck that just ran over him came from. Rotchester grins, grabs him, and nails him with a forceful atomic drop that crushes his testicles, and then crushes his chest with a brutal big boot. Jones drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes, and Rotchester gets on the mat and sinks in the Irish Torture Rack, stretching every morsel of skin and muscle on Jones' body to the point of agony. After a moment, Rotchester releases and Jones appears spent. Picking him up like one would a dead weight, she drags him over into the corner and she perched herself a seat on the top turnbuckle. She clasps Jones' head, and springs off the turnbuckle and lands the Dublin DDT. Again, Jones looks like he is resembling a cadaver in the ring. Rotchester doesn't hesitate, and tags in Kotch to get in on the action.

MARK BISHOP
I hope Medical Center of Arlington has a CT scan ready, because after this match is over Tony Jones is going to need one.

JASON MARTEL
The referee needs to put an end to this, this is just plain unfair and wrong.

Kotch steps into the ring, and Jones is not even moving at this point. Kotch asks for a bottle of water from Nova, who retrieves one from the fans in the crowd. She splashes it all over his face, and he quickly bounces to attention trying to get the water out of his eyes. Kotch meanwhile backed into the corner, and when Jones turned around Kotch charged and initiated the Iron Curtain, hitting a vicious spear, then lifting and throwing down Jones with authority in the finishing spinebuster of the move. The fans are chanting at this point

SNW! THIS IS AWESOME! SNW! THIS IS AWESOME!

Kotch is standing over the prone Jones, and she tags in Nova. He comes in and places his right foot on the chest of Jones, and the referee counts 1...2...3!

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester, Rory Kotch, and Xander Nova, Y Kores!

MARK BISHOP
Chalk this up as a great victory for SNW. Team THW didn't stand a chance, as Tony Jones caused his entire team to walk out. He paid for that, as Y Kores ran roughshod over him and got the three count.

JASON MARTEL
This match should have NEVER gotten that far. Such an obstruction of justice, that referee is worse than Steve Mazzagati, what a failure!

MARK BISHOP
You should be proud of this, our company scored a great victory over our friendly rival.

JASON MARTEL
I am all about fairness of competition sir, and this was nowhere near fair to our partners. Shame on you for not wanting the same.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens in front of the WrestleStock II banner, where Koko B. Ware is standing by to interview the Young Gunz and Myke Rhines. Samuel Hale and Marcus "The Storm" Ryan look rather cocky with sh*t eating grins on their faces as they hold their Texas Tag Team belts over their shoulders. Koko looks like he's happy to be there.

KOKO B. WARE
Ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a special treat as a Hall of Famer, yours truly, is ready to interview a couple of future Hall of Famers, the reigning SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Samuel Hale and Marcus "The Storm" Ryan, collectively known as the Young Gunz. And of course, we can't forget their manager, the great Myke Rhines. Tonight, you two are putting it all on the line as you defend those coveted Texas Tag Team Titles against Soul Reaper and Cyanide of Death Sentence.

SAMUEL HALE
Koko, those Cali boys have done nothing but whine, bitch, moan, cry, and complain so much that even the Israelites that wandered the desert 40 years for bitching about Moses would be astonished. Death Sentence, it's not our fault that we won the tag team turmoil match back in January on No Holds Barred to become #1 contenders to these belts. And it's not our fault that SNW co-owner Gordon Heath booked you two to defend your titles right after our fearless leader knocked both of you out senseless. The only thing that is our fault is that we never put a statute of limitations for how long you could take to invoke your rematch clause, not that it'll matter because we'll mop the floor with you two.

MARCUS RYAN
Damn straight, skippy! You two are going to shut your roles and know your mouths!

The interview stops down as Koko and Rhines shoot rather odd looks toward Ryan while Hale rolls his eyes. Ryan can't seem to figure out why he's getting such strange looks.

MARCUS RYAN
What?!

MYKE RHINES
I'll take it from here, Buff Tanner. Tonight, we do to Death Sentence what I did to Rocco, Greggo, and BDH. After all is said and done, Soul Reaper and Cyanide will be permanently truncated, or somesuch.

KOKO B. WARE
Alright, good luck tonight, guys!

Shot switches back to inside Cowboys Stadium as the camera pans across the massive sea of humanity going crazy inside the Death Star. "Indestructible" blasts over the PA, and the crowd goes insane in anticipation of Death Sentence gracing them with their presence. As the main riff of "Indestructible" comes on, green lights flash and a smoke comes over the entranceway. The noise inside Cowboys Stadium rises to a deafening roar as Soul Reaper and Cyanide come out and make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on their rather lengthy walk down the ramp to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers... the team of Soul Reaper and Cyanide... Death Sentence!

MARK BISHOP
It was back in January on No Holds Barred, before a sold out crowd in Brownwood, Texas and broadcast before a live national television audience, that Death Sentence were first scheduled to face Vincent Matthews in a handicap match. Matthews used his Texas Championship belt to knock both Reaper and Cyanide out, then announced that Gordon Heath had granted the Young Gunz their title shot, and they immediately hit the Gunz Blazin' on Reaper to pick up the win and steal the Texas Tag Team Titles.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, like Samuel Hale said, it wasn't their fault that Gordie made the match when he did.

MARK BISHOP
Oh that's a bunch of bull and you know it!

JASON MARTEL
Well the way I see it, Insurgence has had Death Sentence's number long before Death Sentence were even in the tag team division. At Summer Bash, Soul Reaper was one of the first men eliminated in a match that involved Jack Clinton and Insurgence's leader, Vincent Matthews. Then there was the aforementioned impromptu Texas Tag Team Title match, where the Young Gunz defeated Death Sentence for the Texas Tag Team belts. And the following month on The Main Event, Soul Reaper failed to beat Vincent Matthews in a rematch for the Texas Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, the Young Gunz give Soul Reaper and Cyanide the ultimate death sentence, pun fully intended.

Reaper and Cyanide make it down to the ring, sliding into the ring and hopping onto the turnbuckles, posing for the crowd. Reaper and Cyanide switch corners, and continue posing as their song dies down. "Big Gun" blasts over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as Myke Rhines leads Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, both of whom are wearing their Texas Tag Team Title belts proudly around their waists, down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Myke Rhines... they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Samuel Hale and Marcus "The Storm" Ryan... the Young Gunz!

MARK BISHOP
Say what you will about the oddball chemistry between Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, but the bottom line is that they are the Texas Tag Team Champions.

JASON MARTEL
That's all that matters, Bishop. The record books won't say how they won those belts or whether they're an oddball team. The record books only say that they won the Texas Tag Team Titles.

Hale and Ryan taunt the fans, pointing to their belts and stating how much better they are than all the fans. Rhines sees a good looking redhead in the crowd and the mics accidentally pick up Rhines saying "You're my whore." Hale and Ryan quickly grab a hold of Rhines and bring him down to ringside as Reaper and Cyanide just shoot them cold stares from inside the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Look into the eyes of Soul Reaper and Cyanide. To sound cliched, they are all business tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Last I checked, matches were not won or lost based on someone trying to look intimidating.

Hale and Ryan enter the ring, staring down back at Death Sentence as they take off their Texas Tag Team belts and hand them off to Mike Croft, who holds them up in the air before signaling for the bell.

SNW Texas Tag Team Championship
Young Gunz(c) vs Death Sentence

Reaper decides to start the match off for his team, while Marcus Ryan insists that he start the match for his team. Ryan walks up to Reaper, mouthing off at him as Reaper just smirks at him, then hauls off and knocks him down with a stiff forearm shot to a loud pop from the crowd. Ryan holds his mouth, smarting from the shot that Reaper just gave him as Reaper just holds his arms out and asks "Is that the best you've got?" Still holding his jaw, Ryan seethes with anger and jumps to his feet, charging at Reaper, only for Reaper to take him down with a drop toe hold, sending Ryan face-first onto the mat. Ryan is getting up to his knees on all fours as Reaper runs and rebounds off the ropes, then nails Ryan in the side of the head with a front dropkick.

OOOOOOHHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Soul Reaper looking to get those belts back quickly as he goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... Ryan kicks out!

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan needs to get back on track if he and Samuel Hale want to hold on to the Texas Tag Team Titles.

Reaper stomps away at Ryan, then makes the tag to Cyanide. They pick Ryan up and whip him into the ropes. Ryan rebounds off the ropes, and Reaper and Cyanide take him down with a double hiptoss. Reaper goes back to his corner as Cyanide continues to go to work on Ryan. Cyanide whips him into the ropes and ducks down for an overhead back body drop. But Ryan leapfrogs over him and goes to run to the other side of the ring. Just as Cyanide turns around, Ryan rebounds off the ropes and nails Cyanide with a running clothesline. Ryan grabs Cyanide by the back of the head and proceeds to punch away at him. Ryan picks Cyanide up by the head and makes the tag to Hale. Ryan holds Cyanide's arm up, leaving his(Cyanide's) abdomen vulnerable as Hale kicks him in the abdomen. Hale takes Cyanide and whips him into the ropes, with Hale running the ropes. They both rebound off the ropes(from the opposing sides of the ring), and Hale takes Cyanide down with a running spinning heel kick. Hale takes time to pose for the crowd and taunt Soul Reaper as the crowd boos him out of the stadium.

MARK BISHOP
Not a very wise move on the part of Samuel Hale.

JASON MARTEL
I hate to say it, but I agree with you. The Young Gunz have this match back in their favor, and right now is not the time for Samuel Hale to be taunting Soul Reaper and the crowd.

Hale turns his attention back to Cyanide, who's trying to get back to his feet. Hale runs and bounces off the ropes, going for a spinning discus punch, but Cyanide ducks under it and goes behind Hale, grabs him by the arms and slams Hale down with a Release Tiger Suplex. Hale is back on all fours, only for Cyanide to bounce off the ropes and knock Hale back down after hitting him with a running knee to the side of the head. Cyanide goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Hale kicks out. Cyanide makes the tag to Reaper. Reaper and Cyanide pick Hale up and take him down with a Double Northern Lights Suplex. Cyanide goes back to his corner as Reaper attempts to lock in a Reverse Figure 4 Leg Lock, but Hale quickly makes it to the ropes. Reaper picks Hale up, only for Hale to gouge him in the eyes.

MARK BISHOP
Samuel Hale gouges Reaper's eyes, taking any shortcut he can to get the upper hand.

JASON MARTEL
I think he was just trying to adjust Reaper's contact lenses.

MARK BISHOP
Oh you can't be serious.

Hale grabs Reaper by the head, runs forward, jumps up and brings Reaper down face-first with a running bulldog. Hale gets up, grabs a hold of Reaper's right leg and locks in an Indian Deathlock, with Hale falling back onto the canvas several times to apply more pressure. Referee Mike Croft asks Reaper if he wants to give up, but Reaper refuses to submit. Hale lets go of the Indian Deathlock and makes the tag to Marcus Ryan. Hale picks Reaper up and hits him with a dropkick, spinning Reaper around, only to get knocked down hard with a clothesline at full speed from Ryan, who immediately goes for a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Ryan turns to look at Cyanide and delivers a crotch chop in his direction, causing Cyanide to shout at Ryan, telling him he better watch himself. Ryan goes to pick Reaper up, only for Reaper to grab him from out of nowhere and slam him down with a High Angle Exploder Suplex. Ryan is grimacing in pain while holding the small of his back as Reaper picks himself up. Ryan picks himself up, his back to Reaper as he runs and springboards off the ropes, nailing Ryan in the back of the neck with a Springboard Kick. Ryan tries to pick himself up, but Reaper knocks him back down face-first after nailing him with a Shining Wizard Kick to the back of the head.

OOOOOOHHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Shining Wizard to the back of the head, and Soul Reaper going for the win. ONE... TWO... And Samuel Hale breaks up the pin.

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan looks like his eyes are glazed over.

Reaper makes the tag to Cyanide, and whips Ryan into the corner, then gets down on all fours. Cyanide runs and springboards off of Reaper and nails Ryan with a Shining Wizard Kick on the way down. Ryan staggers out of the corner, only to get knocked down with a Double Thrust Kick from both Reaper and Cyanide. The ref admonishes Reaper to get back into the corner as Cyanide goes to make the cover, yelling at the ref to turn around. The ref turns around and goes down to make the count. ONE... TWO... Hale breaks it up. Cyanide turns his attention to Hale for a split second, then turns his attention back to Ryan as he picks him up and attempts to whip him into the ropes. But Ryan reverses the whip, sending Cyanide into the ropes. Cyanide rebounds off the ropes, and Ryan nails him flush in the face with a big boot. Cyanide holds onto his jaw as he's down on the canvas while Ryan makes it over to his corner and makes the tag to Hale. Before Cyanide can get up, Hale immediately locks him in a kneebar in the middle of the ring.

JASON MARTEL
What a smart move by Samuel Hale, immediately going to lock Cyanide in a kneebar in the middle of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Even if he doesn't get a submission out of this, Hale would at least be able to wear down Cyanide's leg with the kneebar.

The ref asks Cyanide if he gives up, but Cyanide refuses as he inches his way over to the ropes, grabbing a hold of them as the ref counts to four before Hale finally lets go of the hold. Hale holds onto the ropes, stomping away at Cyanide's leg, then makes the tag to Marcus Ryan. Ryan drags Cyanide to the middle of the ring, picks his leg up, and drives his(Ryan's) elbow into the leg. Ryan gets up, holding onto the leg, and goes for a spinning toe hold, but Cyanide pushes Ryan off of him. Cyanide favors his leg as he tries to get back up. Ryan charges at Cyanide, but Cyanide slams him down hard with an STO to the approval of the crowd, then makes the tag to Reaper, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Reaper jumps up off the turnbuckle and comes crashing down onto Ryan with a Frog Splash.

MARK BISHOP
Frog Splash! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Samuel Hale helps his team hold onto the Texas Tag Team Titles by breaking up the pin.

JASON MARTEL
I have to be honest, I actually thought we were about to have new Texas Tag Team Champions there after Cyanide had knocked Marcus Ryan out with that STO, then Soul Reaper following up with the Frog Splash.

Reaper yells at Hale for breaking up the pin, then goes back to work on Ryan. Reaper picks Ryan up and whips him hard into the corner, sending him into a sitdown position in the corner. Reaper plays to the crowd inside Cowboys Stadium as they get behind him, cheering their lungs out. Reaper charges and nails Ryan flush in the face with a Facewash Kick. Reaper follows up by backing up and driving his knee into Ryan's face several times in succession. Reaper picks Ryan up and places him on the top turnbuckle, then goes to climb to the middle turnbuckle, working Ryan over with several stiff forearm shots. Reaper attempts a superplex from the second turnbuckle, but Ryan blocks it, hitting Reaper in the face several times with forearm shots of his own. Ryan carefully climbs up to the top turnbuckle so as to keep his balance, bringing Reaper up with him as the crowd is abuzz in anticipation of what may come next.

MARK BISHOP
What is Marcus Ryan going for here?

JASON MARTEL
Whatever it is, he could wind up knocking both Reaper and himself out.

MARK BISHOP
Marcus picking Reaper up... Sheerdrop Falcon Arrow off the top turnbuckle! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Reaper barely gets his shoulder up!

Ryan collapses over, getting on all fours as he takes several breaths in an attempt to recover from delivering that devastating move from the top turnbuckle while Reaper lies on the mat, over on his side as a result of getting his shoulder up to break up the earlier pin. Ryan picks himself up, then grabs a hold of Reaper, picking him up, then whips Reaper into the ropes. Reaper rebounds off the ropes and Ryan attempts a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam, but as Reaper is up in the air for the slam, he counters by landing on his feet, wrapping his arm around Ryan's head, then bringing him down with the Soulnado. Reaper goes for a pin of his own. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Ryan barely gets his shoulder up, and Reaper can't believe it. Myke Rhines and Samuel Hale both look relieved, as if they were about to have a panic attack.

MARK BISHOP
Pardon my French, but these two teams are putting on a helluva wrestling match here tonight!

JASON MARTEL
And this is only the third match of the evening, Bishop! We still have the Balance of Power Scaffold match, the Von Erich Memorial Title match, and of course, Lucifer's Last Stand pitting champion vs. champion, title for title.

Reaper makes the tag to Cyanide, then whips Ryan into the corner. Cyanide runs, does several flips and hits a handspring elbow on Ryan, then whips him into Reaper, who slams Ryan down with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster. Cyanide runs and bounces off the ropes, then drops a Great Muta-style Shining Elbow down onto Ryan's chest, followed by a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Ryan gets the shoulder up. Cyanide picks Ryan up and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but Ryan counters, sending Cyanide into the ropes. Cyanide rebounds off the ropes, and Ryan picks him up in a military press, then drops him down face-first onto the turnbuckles as Cyanide falls down on his back on the canvas.

MARK BISHOP
The Young Gunz have the match back in their favor as Marcus Ryan hits Snake Eyes, and now the tag to Samuel Hale.

JASON MARTEL
And Hale not wasting any time, running into the ring and hitting a hard leg drop onto Cyanide's chest.

MARK BISHOP
Hale with a cover. ONE... TWO... Cyanide kicks out.

Hale picks Cyanide up and drops him back down with a Tiger Driver Backbreaker, then taunts Reaper, drawing him into the ring as the ref cuts him off. Reaper yells at the ref, telling him to turn around as Ryan runs into the ring and joins Hale in stomping away at Cyanide. Ryan quickly runs back to his corner right before the ref turns around, interrogating Hale about what happened. But it does no good as Hale denies any wrongdoing by his team. Cyanide tries to get up, holding onto the ropes to keep him propped up, but Hale steps in behind him, wraps his legs around Cyanide's waist and locks in a Dragon Sleeper.

JASON MARTEL
The Bite of the Dragon!

MARK BISHOP
But Samuel Hale will have to let go as he has Cyanide in the ropes.

Hale lets go as the ref's count reaches four. Hale grabs Cyanide and tosses him out of the ring, then goes to climb the top turnbuckle. Cyanide staggers up and turns around, only to get knocked back down by a top rope dropkick to the outside by Hale. Ryan goes down to check on Hale and helps him up. They get up, only to get knocked down as Reaper comes running and dives through the ropes, and everyone is down on the floor. Myke Rhines sees everybody down on the floor, and the atmosphere of WrestleStock II seems to be going to his head as a light bulb seems to go off over him. The crowd buzzes with excitement as he hops up onto the apron, the ref asking him what the hell he's doing. Rhines climbs the turnbuckle, though a bit slower than your typical wrestler as he's trying to keep his balance.

MARK BISHOP
What in the hell is Rhines doing?!

JASON MARTEL
Whatever he does, I hope he doesn't die!

The crowd is really buzzing now as they're in total disbelief that Rhines is going to try to pull off a high risk maneuver. Rhines finally makes it to the top, but he trips and falls forward a couple of feet, getting his ankle caught in the ropes in the process as the crowd howls with laughter.

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!

MARK BISHOP
Myke Rhines went for broke, and now he's in the poor house!

JASON MARTEL
What's that ref doing by just standing there?! Help Rhines out of the ropes you moron!

Rhines is trying and failing to get himself loose, and the ref finally tries to help him out. But in the process, Rhines accidentally grabs hold of the referee, and they both take a bad spill onto the floor as the audience howls with even more laughter. Meanwhile, Samuel Hale, Marcus Ryan, Soul Reaper and Cyanide all stagger up to their feet, with all four men slugging it out at ringside. Ryan whips Cyanide into the security railing, while Reaper slams Hale down to the floor with a Soul Stealer DDT. The referee is shaking the cobwebs as Ryan charges at Reaper and takes him down with a clothesline, then picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Ryan makes a cutthroat motion, then picks Reaper up by the head, then taking him down with a Fisherman's Suplex Pin. There's no count for what seems to be eternity as the referee pulls himself up and into the ring, then makes the count.

ONE...



TWO...



THR-NO! Cyanide barely breaks up the count in time, then quickly locks Ryan in a Cross-armed Camel Clutch.

JASON MARTEL
Wait a second! Who's the legal man, Bishop?!

MARK BISHOP
I think the referee is just going to throw the rulebook out amid all the chaos!

JASON MARTEL
Oh you've gotta be kidding me! I knew Mike Croft was incompetent!

Ryan looks like he's about to give up until Samuel Hale runs into the ring and nails Cyanide with a dropkick to the face, knocking Cyanide off of Ryan. Cyanide is attempting to pick himself up as Hale runs to the ropes. Hale rebounds off the ropes, and right as Cyanide turns around, Hale jumps up in the air, grabs Cyanide by the head, spins around and plants him with a running Tornado DDT. Hale then signals that he's going up top, and proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle. Once he reaches the top, he crouches down, then stands himself up and taunts the crowd as they boo him out of the stadium. He jumps off, flips over and lands a picture perfect Senton onto Cyanide.

MARK BISHOP
To Hale and Back Senton! Hale goes for the cover... ONE... TWO... THR-NO!!!

JASON MARTEL
Soul Reaper barely saved the day with that Shining Wizard!

The crowd is going insane as the match continues to get more and more exciting. Reaper picks Hale up and locks him in a Half Nelson. Reaper then picks Hale up and slams him down with a Half Nelson Suplex, causing Hale to flip over upon landing and crash face-first onto the mat. Reaper rolls him over and goes for the pinfall. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!!! Marcus Ryan breaks it up with a leg drop across Reaper's neck. Ryan picks Reaper up and drops him down with a Brainbuster, then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!! Cyanide breaks it up just in the nick of time. Cyanide picks Ryan up, double underhooks his arms, picks him up and slams him down with the Pure Poison.

MARK BISHOP
The Pure Poison! That should do it... What the hell is Myke Rhines doing?! He has no business on the ring apron!

JASON MARTEL
And what business does Cyanide have going over to intimidate Myke Rhines, an untrained manager?!

Cyanide goes over to Rhines, who has the referee distracted, grabs him by the head and spews the infamous green mist into Myke's face to a deafening pop from the crowd. Rhines falls down off the apron onto the floor, convulsing on the outside. Cyanide is taunting Rhines, and Hale takes advantage of the distraction, grabbing Cyanide by the arms and slamming him down with a release Tiger Suplex. Hale gets up, but before he can do anything, Reaper hits him with a Reapercutter out of nowhere as the crowd continues to go ballistic. Reaper signals to the turnbuckle, and proceeds to climb to the top. He plays to the crowd, then jumps off the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down onto Hale with a Phoenix Splash. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!!! Marcus Ryan breaks it up to the deafening boos of the crowd. He picks Reaper up, grabs a hold of his wrist and places his leg over Reaper's neck, then drives him down with the Snow Monkey Slaughter.

MARK BISHOP
Snow Monkey Slaughter! That will do it for sure as Marcus Ryan goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO!!! Cyanide breaks up the pin just in time!

JASON MARTEL
Where do these four men get the reserve to even be able to break up all of these near falls?!

MARK BISHOP
I don't know, but it's made for an exciting match!

JASON MARTEL
For once, I agree with you!

Cyanide and Ryan duke it out, but Hale is back up and he grabs Cyanide by the arms, telling Ryan to go for it. Ryan runs and rebounds off the ropes and goes for a running big boot, but Cyanide ducks down, and Ryan accidentally smashes Hale in the face with the big boot, sending Hale falling through the ropes and crashing onto Myke Rhines, just as Rhines tries to get up, and both Hale and Rhines are down on the outside as the crowd cheers like crazy. Ryan puts his hands on his head, unable to believe what just happened. Ryan turns around, only to get take down by a Double STO by Reaper and Cyanide, and both men do a cutthroat motion, signaling for the end as the crowd continues to cheer loudly. Reaper and Cyanide pick Ryan up, with Cyanide and Reaper bringing him down with a Stroke/Flatliner combo.

MARK BISHOP
The Death Sentence, and Reaper makes the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!!!

There is a deafening roar from the crowd as "Indestructible" booms over the PA and the referee hands Reaper and Cyanide the Texas Tag Team belts.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match, and NEEEEEEEEW SNW Texas Tag Team Champions!!!!.... Death Sentence!

MARK BISHOP
What a match as all four men put it all out on the line!

JASON MARTEL
And you better believe that the Young Gunz will want to have one more match with the boys from Cali.

MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's take it to Misty Crawford, who's standing by with S.T. Strickler!

[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside S.T. Strickler's locker room, where Misty Crawford is standing by to interview S.T. Strickler.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm here with "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler, who for weeks has been promising to reveal his "insurance policy" tonight in the Anything Goes Three Way Dance. But Strickler, I don't see your insurance policy anywhere.

S.T. STRICKLER
Patience is a virtue, Miss Crawford. My insurance policy is here. In fact, it's behind this very door. But I'm not revealing the insurance policy till it's time, got it? Now get these filthy cameras out of here!

Camera shot switches to the ringside area, where the SNW ring crew is busy setting up everything for the Balance of Power Scaffold Match. Shot switches over to the announce table, where Mark Bishop and Jason Martel are seated.

MARK BISHOP
As you can see, the ring crew is prepping everything for the upcoming Balance of Power Scaffold Match, which presents the biggest opportunity for any wrestler in SNW. But that opportunity comes at a very high risk.

JASON MARTEL
That's right, Bishop. High risk, high reward is the name of the game in this match. The way to win the match is easier said than done. In order to win, you must climb the scaffold and grab the briefcase. In that briefcase is a contract for an SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship match, good to be redeemed at any time for up to one year. The only thing is, everyone else is looking to climb that scaffold, and they won't hesitate to throw each other off that high scaffold if they have to.

MARK BISHOP
Needless to say, whoever wins this match will have the biggest trump card in all of SNW, because they can cash in that title shot at any time so long as they have an SNW referee with them.

JASON MARTEL
That's right, so later tonight, Chris Angel and Vincent Matthews better have eyes in the back of their head, because it's very feasible for the winner of this scaffold match to try and cash in on his title opportunity after the brutal match that Angel and Matthews will be put through.

MARK BISHOP
Now, let's take it to Monica Deluca for the ring introductions as we are set for the Balance of Power Scaffold Match.

[Hollywood]

"You Can Run" blares over the PA, and the fans cheer for Versus Vince as he pops out from the backstage area. Neon green lights flash all around the stadium and the entrance area, as he looks around in awe of all the people, and starts to the ring with an extra element of speed in his step.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Balance of Power match! The only way to win this match is to ascend to the scaffold, and grab the briefcase containing a shot at the Texas Championship, which is good for one year. First from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Weighing in at 195 lbs., Versus Vince!

Vince climbs into the ring and poses for the crowd, who enjoys the young superstar's energy. "Kashmir" picks up and so do the fan's boos as James Jackson walks out from the back with his hands on hips. Ignoring the boos of the masses, he walks down to the ring with a controlled gait.

MONICA DELUCA
From Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 220 lbs., "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

Jackson climbs through the ropes, and stares at Vince across the ring from him shaking his head. He rotates his arms and neck stretching.

MARK BISHOP
We are getting ready for one of the two totally new matches we are debuting here at Wrestlestock tonight. The Balance of Power match is a new twist on an old favorite.

JASON MARTEL
Yes, there is a scaffold 20 feet above the ring and a briefcase hanging above that. Get on the scaffold, get the case, and you have a title shot good for one year guaranteed.

MARK BISHOP
The two people in the ring right now couldn't be more total opposites without having different genders. Versus Vince the rookie, James Jackson the veteran.

JASON MARTEL
I really think this is James Jackson's match to lose. He is on the hunt, and I can't see him letting this great opportunity passing him by.

"American Lab Rat" screeches over the sound system, and the fans keep up the boos as Tyler Guevara moves his massive frame to the ring from the backstage area. A couple of fans are laughing at him while wearing tinfoil hats, but he ignores them.

MONICA DELUCA
From Jacksonville, Florida. Weighing in at 300 lbs., "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara!

Guevara steps over the top rope, hoisting his very large legs and steps into the ring and joins the others. All of a sudden, the lights go off throughout the entire stadium. The crowd buzzes in the dark, as a live version of "Battery" begins to play. The song plays, then around the 45 second mark the lights slowly come back up, and the stage erupts in a ball of flames. From the back Jack Clinton walks out, to the adulation of the fans, as the stage continues to emit fire as he makes his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From San Diego, California. Weighing in at 355 lbs., Jack Clinton!

Clinton enters the ring, and everyone except James Jackson tensed up a bit at his presence.

MARK BISHOP
The two largest men in this match, Tyler Guevara and Jack Clinton, would seem to be at a slight disadvantage in this match.

JASON MARTEL
Well logistically speaking you would think so, as it takes some nimbleness and alike to balance on the scaffold.

MARK BISHOP
Also the weight factor comes in, because you don't want to weigh down the scaffold and possibly break it.

JASON MARTEL
I highly doubt that the scaffold will break Bishop.

"This War is Ours" blares over the PA, and the fans cheer as the wild man Andy Lionheart rushes out from the back. He scans the arena for a moment, then dashes down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
From Kemi, Finland. Weighing in at 210 lbs., "The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart slides under the bottom rope, and pops up onto his feet in a standing position. "Not Dancing, Wanna Know Why?" rocks over the sound system, and the fans boo as Matt Margera and his horse cane walk out from the back. Walking at a leisurely pace, swinging his case, Margera big times the fans by not even acknowledging their existence.

MONICA DELUCA
From Hurst, Texas. Weighing in at 220 lbs., Matt Margera!

Margera climbs through the middle ropes, and walks over to the other side and carefully hands his cane to the time keeper and turns to face his opponents.

MARK BISHOP
Here we go, six superstars that are completely different from each other. Big, small, short tall, rookie, veteran, they are all represented here. Let's turn to the Norm Hitzges of SNW Jason Martel for the pick.

JASON MARTEL
So many people, so many cases to make for this match. As much as Jack Clinton and James Jackson grab my attention, I'm going to take the former half owner of the company Matt Margera. His wife is the Von Erich Champion, and I can see him winning this and joining her with SNW hardware.

MARK BISHOP
Are you willing to double play, or maybe even triple play this?

JASON MARTEL
Shut up Bishop, stop mocking a radio legend like Norm.

Balance of Power Match: Jack Clinton vs. James Jackson vs. Matt Margera vs. Versus Vince vs. "The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart vs. "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara

The bell rang, and the resulting action was like a cannon exploded. The two big men, Clinton and Guevara, butted heads and went at it. Lionheart went after Jackson, with Versus Vince dogpiling on him as well. Matt Margera slid out of the ring and pulled a ladder out from under the ring. He slid it into the ring, and grabbed it in his hands. He put it infront of him and ran full force at the trio of Lionheart, Vince, and Jackson. It connected with all three, sending Vince out of the ring, Lionheart and Jackson to the canvas. Margera turned and rammed it at both Clinton and Guevara who also hit the mat upon contact. Margera quickly set the ladder up in front of the scaffold, and started climbing it to the scaffold. Clinton recovered first, and saw Margera climbing up the ladder. He planted a big boot right into the side of it, tipping it over and sending Margera flying to the outside. Upon landing on the outside the recovered Vince started pounding on the downed Margera. The battle continued in the ring, with Lionheart and Jackson fighting, and Clinton resuming his stand off with Guevara.

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MARK BISHOP
Matt Margera must have heard you Jason, he tried to make you a winner off the bat. However, Jack Clinton saw it and rectified the situation quickly.

JASON MARTEL
I'm surprised that big oaf even knew what to do with a ladder.

On the outside of the ring, Vince whipped Margera into the side of the ring causing his back to be whip lashed against it. Margera grimaced as the pain riveted through his body. Vince grabbed him again, and this time threw him back into the ring. Lionheart was braced up against the corner, and Jackson was chopping his chest eliciting "WOOOOOOO" every time his hand hit skin. Guevara and Clinton were exchanging heavy punches, before Guevara went for a clothesline. Clinton ducked, and then countered with a boot to the chest that just throttled Guevara and sent it down. Clinton went to retrieve and set up the ladder, but he was quickly rushed by Jackson and Margera both. They both tried to stop him, but he was able to head butt both men and get them off him. Clinton is able to get to the ladder, and set it up. He starts to slowly climb up, but in the ring enters Guevara with a steel chair. He slams it forcefully into Clinton's back, again and again until Clinton finally drops off the ladder. Guevara then slammed the chair over Clinton's head, leaving a dent in the chair and sending Clinton to the mat. Guevara tried to hit Lionheart with the chair, but Lionheart kicked him in the gut and Guevara dropped the chair. Lionheart picked it up, and slammed him right in the side with it. He then clobbered him on the head, and dropped him. Jackson came over and ducked a shot from Lionheart, kicked him in the gut, and lands a Jackson Driver that inadvertently slammed Lionheart on the steel chair.

MARK BISHOP
I know James Jackson doesn't like weapon usage, but his accidental aid by the steel chair could help him in the long run.

JASON MARTEL
That Jackson Driver hurts even without the chair, I shudder to think what it feels like with one.

Jackson walked over to the ladder and began to climb it, but Vince came up and grabbed his foot. Jackson tried to shake him off, but in the time that he was held up Margera came along and threw Jackson off the ladder onto his back. Margera and Vince trade blows, but Vince hit a double arm DDT and sent Margera down. Vince started climbing the ladder, and became the first man to make it to the scaffold. Below him, Margera had gotten back up but Guevara had come back up and was holding him back. Clintion and Jackson have come over, and are brawling with both each other as well as Guevara and Margera. Vince looks down at the people, as well as the case. He looks at the crowd, who is going crazy. Vince takes a deep breath, moves to the edge of the scaffold where the four men have been joined by Lionheart in the absolute fracas. Vince leaps off, and performs a corkscrew splash and hits all five men sending everyone to the canvas in a huge move. The fans all go insane, yelling and screaming all while chanting

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

MARK BISHOP
The young rookie Versus Vince landing a huge move with the corkscrew splash off the scaffold, but it could have been a huge mistake.

JASON MARTEL
No kidding, that dolt had the case free and clear because of all the people not paying attention. Instead now all six men are wiped out. It's starting all over again.

All six men are stirring, but Lionheart and Vince get to their feet first. They traded punches, before Vince attempted a bulldog. Lionheart shoved Vince off, and then coutered with a super kick that Vince ducked, and attempted to land a double arm DDT. Lionheart stiffened his legs, came out of it, and landed a neckbreaker to the cheers of the crowd for the display. Lionheart exited the ring, and came back with a second ladder. He threw that in the ring, and accidentally hit Guevara in the head as he was trying to regain himself. He reached under again, and this time pulled up a table out from under the ring. He slid that into the ring, and set it up a distance from the scaffold. Lionheart saw Jackson stirring, jumped to the top turnbuckle, flew off with great height and landed the Atonement on Jackson. He then set up the second ladder on the opposite side of the scaffold and starts to scale it. Vince has recovered, and trails Lionheart up the ladder. Clinton is also up, and embarks on the ladder as well. Vince grabs both of Lionheart's legs and puts him on his shoulder. At the same time Clinton reaches Vince and grabs him as well, Clinton spins around so he is facing Vince, grabs both his legs on the front, and jumps off the ladder power bombing Vince and Lionheart at the same time. It is a thunderous BOOM! as Lionheart and Vince land on the mat and the fans pop big again.

MARK BISHOP
Andy Lionheart looked like he was headed for the briefcase, but Versus Vince and Jack Clinton both had other ideas. Jack Clinton won out in the end, with a vicious double power bomb.

JASON MARTEL
What a move, too bad Vince and Lionheart have screwed themselves after having chances to win the match.

Vince and Lionheart are out, and Clinton exits the ring. On the other side Jackson, Margera, and Guevara have all regained their footing even though Guevara is bleeding from the head due to the ladder hitting him. Jackson and Margera have teamed up to take down the bigger Guevara. On the other side, Clinton has thrown a second table in the ring, and has set it up on the other side. Jackson and Margera are landing simultaneous kicks to the large tree trunk body of Guevara. Jackson lifts up Guevara, with an amazing feat of strength, and quickly hits a Throat Cutter sending Guevara down with a forceful maneuver. The crowd wows at the feat, and Margera goes for a Benihana out of the confusion but Jackson ducks and hits Margera with an STO. Jackson goes for the set up ladder and begins to climbs, while Clinton is climbing on the other side of the scaffold up the separate ladder Lionheart set up. They make it to the top at the same time.

MARK BISHOP
It looks like the match could end soon, as James Jackson and Jack Clinton could be on the cusp of taking home a title shot.

JASON MARTEL
Let's hope the Modern Day Hero can save us from Jack Clinton as champion!

Clinton and Jackson both climb off the ladder onto the scaffold, as it swings slightly due to the weight on it. They slug it out, each man trading a thunderous blow while attempting to maintain his balance and not fall. Clinton stretches for a big boot, but Jackson ducks under that. We see Margera is slowly climbing one of the ladders, paying close attention to the two men on top of the scaffold already. Jackson has clasped Clinton, and looks to be going for some sort of suplex to send Clinton off the scaffold and onto the mat below. Margera quickly emerges off the ladder and onto the scaffold. He aims a Benihana right for the chin of Clinton, however Clinton ducks down and Jackson takes the move right on the chin. Jackson staggers, then falls off the scaffold and through one of the tables set up on the mat below with a huge CRUNCH! The fans go insane, as Margera goes for the case but Clinton nails a big boot and stops him in his tracks. Clinton picks up Margera, and gets him on his shoulders into power bomb position. He walks across the scaffold, as Margera tries to fight off his shoulders. The fans all go to their feet, as Clinton lifts Margera up into the air, and then throws him off the scaffold with the Three Story Hell Ride and Margera goes through the other table! Jackson and Margera are both laying in carcasses of broken tables, and the fans are going absolutely insane chanting

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Clinton walks over to the briefcase hanging above the scaffold, and unhooks it and ending the match. He poses with the briefcase in the air as the fans cheer wildly.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, Jack Clinton!

MARK BISHOP
My God fans, I have never seen such a display! First James Jackson, then Matt Margera. Two men, two tables, and Jack Clinton comes away with the win!

JASON MARTEL
I don't even know what to say...

MARK BISHOP
The first Balance of Power match now ranks up with the first TLC, what an amazing show! Versus Vince with the corkscrew onto all six, Margera with the Beninaha, and Jack Clinton with the award winning Three Story Hell Ride!

JASON MARTEL
I, I am just at a loss for words.

MARK BISHOP
That just makes the match even better. The three way dance is coming up next folks.[/center]

[Hollywood]

It's a frantic scene backstage as the EMTs are rushing Matt Margera on a stretcher to the nearest ambulance. Wench, her ring gear on and her Von Erich Memorial Title belt on her shoulder, rushes over to see if Matt's alright.

WENCH
Matt! Matt! Oh my god, Matt!

Wench runs along the stretcher, grabbing a hold of it, forcing it to stop. The EMTs try to grab a hold of Wench, but she fights them all off. They cower in fear as she leans over to Matt, who strokes her hair.

MATT MARGERA
Kat, stop crying for me. I'll be fine. What I want you to do is to go out there and beat the living hell out of Kid Blunder and hold onto that Von Erich Memorial Title, alright?

Wench nods her head and kisses Matt on the forehead. The EMTs slowly approach the stretcher as Wench backs away, then walks on down in preparation for her match. The shot then switches to the luxury suite that Jerry Jones sits in, where Luna Vachon, I.P. Freely, Bob Sturm, Tammy Winters, Harry Sachs, Dallas Cowboys mascot Rowdy, Stephen Jones, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones Jr, and Tony Romo are all enjoying WrestleStock II.

JERRY JONES
Uh, I've gotta say that this is a most positive event to take place here in my temple. A lot better than the gang warfare that almost broke out at the last two events that were here: the NBA All Star Game and the Manny Pacquiao fight.

BOB STURM
Jerry, this is, uhhh, and I'm not saying I'm not having fun here because I am. But, uhhh, why is Tony Romo here? I would think that, uhhh, for a big event such as WrestleStock, you'd have, uhhh, the greatest quarterback of all time, Brett Favre. No offense, Tony, but, uhhh, Brett was able to win the big games when they mattered most. Not to, uhhh, mention, that, uhhh, Minnesota tanned your hide this year.

TONY ROMO
Well, it's no big deal, really. I mean, football's football. If I get sacked a million times and I'm still alive, and not suffering any debilitating injuries... then I've lived a good life. Besides, this is WrestleStock. We need to relax and...

All of a sudden, bursting through the door is none other than Kanye West.

KANYE WEST
Tony, I'm happy for you and all, and Imma let you finish, but I wanted to say that Roger Staubach was the greatest Dallas Cowboys quarterback of all time!

Everyone looks on at Kanye West, as if to say "WTF is the point of all this? The camera pans over to show that Ron Simmons has appeared on the scene to a big roar from the crowd, as they know what's coming up next. Kanye turns around to see Ron, and takes a big gulp as Ron just shakes his head. Ron tries to say something, but it seems the cat's got his tongue. Ron looks around, and again tries to say something, but the words are just not coming to him. Finally, he's able to get what he has to say off his chest and...









DAMN!


The crowd roars with approval as the camera shot goes back to ringside.

JASON MARTEL
Well I think it's safe to say that we have an early candidate for 2010's Emergency Brake of the Year to be awarded at next year's Sportys.

MARK BISHOP
Ron Simmons, a man of few words... Well, more like one word. Let's just move on and get ready for the Anything Goes Three Way Dance.

"Monster" blasts over the PA system, and the crowd boos their lungs out as Syco Boy, a sly smirk on his face, appears from behind the curtain. He decides to take in the atmosphere of Cowboys Stadium and strolls down on his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is an Anything Goes Three Way Dance. There are no disqualifications, and no count outs. The match will not end until two competitors are pinned or made to submit. Introducing first, from Clayton, North Carolina and weighing in at 238 lbs, Syco Boy!

MARK BISHOP
No love lost among the three men who are in this match up.

JASON MARTEL
These three have traveled the highways and bi-ways of the Great White North, the Rocky Mountain region, and were friends for years. But then something happened when they came to Texas. Makes you wonder just what it is that's wrong with this godforsaken state.

MARK BISHOP
Oh come on, Jason! Ego, greed and jealousy is what tore these once close friends apart, and you know that!

Syco throws his arms up in the air and turns around, as if to back up on his way to the ring, soaking in the heckling and jeering of the sold out crowd inside Cowboys Stadium. He turns around, runs and slides into the ring, then proceeds to go over to one of the corners, hop onto the middle turnbuckle, and pose for the crowd, who continue to boo him out of the building as his music dies down. "Shitlist" by L7 booms over the PA, and the crowd doesn't know how to react at first until S.T. Strickler appears from behind the curtain, with a rather large man dressed in black slacks, a light blue dress shirt, black sports coat, and a black tie, following behind him. The crowd boos Strickler out of the building.

MONICA DELUCA
From Winchester, Virginia and weighing 180 lbs, "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

JASON MARTEL
Bishop, do you realize who that is that's walking down the aisle with S.T. Strickler?

MARK BISHOP
I recognize that man! That's Strickler's long time friend, dating back to his days in FCW, Benson.

JASON MARTEL
Well Strickler has certainly found a great insurance policy in the form of Benson. Nice to see that the Enforcers of Pain have patched up their differences after they left the NAWA.

Strickler talks things over with Benson once they arrive at ringside, and Benson takes his place over in one of the corners as Strickler walks up the steps and enters the ring, sneering at the crowd with disdain as he points to himself shouting "Real... Deal." His music dies down, and in its place,"Don't Wait" booms over the PA as the crowd jumps to their feet. Levetation appears from behind the curtain, and begins his jaunt down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing 227 lbs, Levetation!

Levetation jogs down the ring, slapping hands with the fans, slides in the ring, and it's on as Strickler and Syco both ambush Levetation by stomping away at him as he slides in, causing referee Danny Travers to call for the bell.

Anything Goes Three Way Dance
S.T. Strickler vs Levetation vs Syco Boy

Strickler and Syco continue to stomp away at Levetation until he fights his way up and throws wild haymakers at both competitors, then grabs both of them by the heads and slams them head to head with a double noggin knocker, sending Strickler staggering around and falling through the ropes to the outside. Benson catches Strickler, preventing him from spilling out to the floor. Meanwhile, Syco staggers around inside the ring and goes down after a Double Arm DDT from Levetation. Benson helps Strickler down, making sure that he's alright. Levetation looks out of the corner of his eyes and sees what's going on, so he runs to the ropes on the opposite side, rebounds off said ropes, jumps down and nails both Strickler and Benson with a baseball slide, knocking both of them down onto the floor to a big pop from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Levetation is a house of fire right now!

JASON MARTEL
Levetation better turn around!

Levetation turns around, but it's too late as Syco nails him with a jawbreaker, followed up by a dropkick that knocks Levetation down and sends him rolling to the outside. Benson has recovered and is seething with anger from what Levetation did to him and Strickler earlier. Right before Levetation can get up, Benson runs over and nails him with a running forearm to the back of the head, and waylays on Levetation with several clubbing blows to the back. Benson wipes his hands, as if to say "All in a day's work," only to turn around and get blasted in the face with a dropkick through the ropes from Syco, taking the big man down. Syco looks down at Benson and taunts him, causing him not to be prepared when Strickler blasts him in the back with a steel chair.

MARK BISHOP
Well we said it would be anything goes.

JASON MARTEL
As if there wasn't enough carnage in the Balance of Power Scaffold Match earlier! This is going to be great!

Strickler wails on Syco over and over with the chair until Levetation finds a kendo stick under the ring and blasts Strickler in the midsection with it, causing Strickler to drop the chair as he doubles over. Levetation whacks the kendo stick down onto Strickler's back, causing Strickler to jump up and arch his back up as he screams in pain. Levetation chases Strickler around the ring with the kendo stick when the oddest chant ever heard at a wrestling event breaks out...

DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE!

JASON MARTEL
Haha! Ever thought you'd hear that at a professional wrestling event, Bishop?!

MARK BISHOP
I'm surprised I never heard that when I was at WCE!

JASON MARTEL
Whoa! Looks like Levetation got tagged as the goose after Syco blasts him over the head with a trash can.

The trash can shot sends Levetation on the floor, and Syco lays the trash can down on Levetation's chest, then hops onto the apron. Syco runs, jumps off the apron, and lands an elbow drop off the apron and onto the trash can as both he and Levetation grimace in pain. Strickler and Benson are back up, and Strickler calls for Benson to help him out.

MARK BISHOP
S.T. Strickler calling upon Benson to help him out, and there's nothing the referee can do about it.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, Levetation and Syco Boy knew what the possibilities were when they signed on for a match where anything goes.

Benson gets things started by picking Syco up by the head, hoisting him up in a military press, and dropping him down onto the floor while Strickler picks Levetation up and slams him down with a Piledriver onto the steel chair that was dropped earlier. He picks Levetation up and rolls him into the ring. Both Strickler and Benson roll into the ring, picking Levetation up and whipping into the ropes. Levetation rebounds off the ropes, and Strickler and Benson work together to lift him up and drop him down throat-first onto the top rope with a Double Stun Gun, sending Levetation flying up in the air, twisting around and falling down face-first. Strickler and Benson raise their arms up in the air as if they've won the Super Bowl as the fans pour down the boos and catcalls. Strickler takes his mind off the match as he looks down at Levetation and trash talks him, shouting obscenities and whatever else he can think of as Benson looks around at the crowd, laughing at everyone. He's not laughing for long as he turns around to see Syco springboard off the top rope, grab hold of his head on the way down, spin around and take him(Benson) down with Springboard Tornado DDT. Strickler turns around to see what happened, only for Syco to kick him in the gut and follow up with the Syco Clash into a pin. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
S.T. Strickler has been eliminated from the match! It is now down to Syco Boy and Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
"The Real Deal" takes his eye off the ball and it costs him big time!

JASON MARTEL
Looks like Syco's well on his way to getting the revenge that he's been waiting two years for.

Syco goes to the outside, looks under the ring, and finds another steel chair as Benson and Strickler roll out of the ring and are helped to the back by SNW officials. Levetation is fighting his way up, but Syco knocks him right back down with a chair shot to the back. Syco drags Levetation over to the corner, setting him up against the bottom and middle turnbuckle, then places the chair in front of Levetation's face. Syco points over to the turnbuckle on the opposite side, and the crowd buzzes with excitement as they can't believe what they're about to see.

MARK BISHOP
Syco Boy can't be serious.

JASON MARTEL
Oh I think he can be, Bishop.

Syco goes over to the opposite corner and climbs all the way to the top turnbuckle as the crowd gets louder and louder. Syco perches himself up top, and goes for broke as he flies across the ring and lands a front dropkick, smashing the chair into Levetation's face!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK BISHOP
Syco nails Levetation with the Flying Syco!

JASON MARTEL
Both men must be broken in half!

Both men are down, with Levetation in pain and Syco trying to catch his breath. Syco grabs Levetation by the feet and drags him to the middle of the ring and goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Levetation barely gets the shoulder up, and the look of disbelief on Syco's face says it all. Syco gets up, picking Levetation up by the head, but Levetation fights back with several punches to the midsection, then staggers Syco with a jawbreaker. Levetation gets to his feet, lifts Syco up for a vertical suplex, but stalls and holds Syco up in the air for a good minute, then brings him down with a Muscle Buster.

MARK BISHOP
Stalling vertical suplex into a Muscle Buster! And Levetation looks to put this match away! ONE... TWO... THR-NO!! Syco barely gets his shoulder up at two and three quarters!

JASON MARTEL
What's it going to take for one of these two men to go down?!

MARK BISHOP
Your guess is as good as mine.

Levetation can't believe it. Angry, he grabs Syco by the head and pounds his head into the mat, then picks him up by the head. Levetation sets Syco up, placing his(Syco's) head in between his(Levetation's) legs. Levetation then lifts Syco up over his shoulder, and brings him down hard with the Razor's Edge. Levetation takes a breath, then goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Syco barely gets the shoulder up again. Levetation shakes his head and argues with the referee about the count as the ref motions his shoulder to tell Levetation that Syco got the shoulder up. Levetation picks Syco up, but Syco out of nowhere takes him down with a DDT, and both men are down and out.

MARK BISHOP
DDT! That should do it!

JASON MARTEL
But Syco is out too! Whoever can roll over and make a cover will win this!

Syco stirs and uses whatever energy he has to drape his arm over Levetation's chest. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!! Levetation barely gets his shoulder up as Syco just lies there. The camera shot switches to a close up of Syco's face, showing the disbelief on his face. Syco fights to pick himself and Levetation up. Syco brings Levetation to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Levetation ducks under the clothesline, grabs Syco by the back of the head and looks to go for a Reverse DDT, but instead turns Syco inside out with his version of the Roll of the Dice(aka Test Drive).

MARK BISHOP
The Levetated! Levetation just needs to make the cover and he does! ONE... TWO... THREE!!!

The crowd lets out a big pop as "Don't Wait" comes on over the speakers and Levetation barely has the strength to get up.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match... Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
What a knockdown drag out!

JASON MARTEL
This sucks! None of my picks have won! First my college basketball brackets goes all to hell, now my WrestleStock predictions go up in smoke!

MARK BISHOP
Well isn't that just tough.

JASON MARTEL
Oh shut up, Bishop!

MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's take it down to Misty Crawford, who's standing by to interview Death Sentence inside their locker room, who are no doubt celebrating their victory over the Young Gunz.

[Hollywood]

We switch over to inside the Death Sentence's locker room, which is a scene of total debauchery as it appears the boys from Cali are having a foam party. Tammy Winters is there, along with most of the strippers who work at her Tammy Winters Wonderland strip club. They're dancing around, frolicking with Soul Reaper and Cyanide, who are playing air guitar with their Texas Tag Team Title belts in their boxers. Cyanide has managed to keep his mask on somehow. Misty Crawford enters the locker room, and she's appalled at what she sees, only for one of the strippers to grab her and take her down into the foam. While we can't see Misty herself, we see her purple shirt go flying around, then her black pants. Next to go are her purple bra and panties until Misty finally pops up out of the foam, her front private areas strategically covered by the foam as she makes a mad dash for the door, totally forgetting about her clothes. Shot switches to outside the locker room, and we see Ron Simmons strolling down the hall, and the look on his face says it all as the camera zooms out and we see Misty Crawford stark naked from the backside. The crowd goes crazy as the camera shot switches to show the big HDTV jumbotron inside Cowboys Stadium showing Misty's bare ass on the screen. Camera shot goes back to the hallway, as Misty just stands there, stark naked in front of Ron, who's simply speechless. That is, until...








DAAAAAAMN!


"Superhero" blares on the speakers, and the collective mass of fans boos as Kid Thunder emerges into the broad space of the stadium. Taking a moment to scan the stadium and all the people, even the booing ones. He walks down to the ring with a slight hop in his step that could be construed as cockiness.

MARK BISHOP
Well up next is our Von Erich Memorial title match, and this expects to be a pretty good match. If you'll remember, Alex Daniels was apart of the four person tournament to crown a new champion after Super Vader was incapacitated. He lost to the eventual champion, and his opponent tonight Wench.

JASON MARTEL
No matter who walks away this match the champion, these idiot fans should be happy. They are going to have someone they can be proud of as their champion.

MARK BISHOP
Judging by the reaction to Daniels, something tells me they are less than thrilled to see him in the ring right now.

JASON MARTEL
Well what the hell do they know? Most of these morons are probably Cowboy fans, and they must be dense if they are.

MARK BISHOP
Well, you make a fair point, sir. Still, I doubt that most of these people are enjoying the time Kid Thunder is competing.

JASON MARTEL
Well they really should because they are watching greatness. A legend, even I might say.

Daniels climbs through the ropes and poses on the turnbuckle to the dislike of the fans, then jumps down and stood preparing in his corner. "Awake and Alive" booms over the sound system, and the fans do not halt their booing as the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench, struts out to the top of the stage. Wearing the title belt around her waist, it jingles slightly as she walks down to the ring. With a smirk plastered on her face, she ignores all the hatred being lobbed at her from the stands.

MARK BISHOP
Well the events that led to Wench's becoming the Von Erich Memorial champ again could easily be considered as fishy. With the help of her husband Matt Margera, she assaulted Super Vader and injured him to the point of having to vacate his title and forcing the tournament that ensued. She then won the tournament defeating James Jackson in the finals.

JASON MARTEL
So what's the suspicious part here Bishop? I'm not seeing it based off that breakdown.

MARK BISHOP
How do you not? She injured the champion, then she won the tournament. Don't you find it a bit curious that the chips ended up falling like that?

JASON MARTEL
No, because she had to win those matches. They didn't just hand her the title, she beat Daniels and Jackson to win it.

MARK BISHOP
But still, she was the entire reason that the tournament had to be held. That's my whole point, she was the one that benefited from her actions.

JASON MARTEL
That's a pretty thin limb you're walking out on there Bishop, won't lie to you. I can hear it snapping from over here.

Wench climbs through the ropes, and holds her belt up to the crowd to yet another chorus of boos. She hands the belt to the referee, who stands next to Monica as she announces the match participants.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 220 lbs., "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Daniels spreads his arms but gets nothing but boos and chants of "USA" that highly offends him.

MONICA DELUCA
The champion from Lenoir, North Carolina. Weighing in at 110 lbs., she is the reigning and defending SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench!

Wench doesn't change her stance or demeanor at all but still receives a good amount of boos.

MARK BISHOP
OK Jason, I know you like both competitors in this match, so I'm going to put you on the spot and ask for a prediction.

JASON MARTEL
Well, as much as I love me some Alex Daniels, he hasn't been any hotter than his competitor across the ring from him. So I've got to take the smart money and go with the artist formerly known as Katrina.

MARK BISHOP
Wench is the pick from the Norm Hitzges of SNW Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Don't insult me like that, I haven't lost nearly as much money as that Polish betting phenom.

"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels vs. Wench(c): SNW Von Erich Memorial Title Match

The referee holds up the belt between the two competitors, and hands it to the timekeeper as the bell rings to begin the match. The two competitors slowly circle each other, if to dare their opponent to make the first move. Alex Daniels struck first, landing a quick kick to Wench's left leg. He went for it again, and Wench took him down with a double leg takedown and mounted him. She pounds his head with her firsts, trying the best she can to inflict damage on his skull. He fights her off, and gets back to his feet. Wench attempts a clothesline, but Daniels ducks and sweeps her feet out from under her sending her back first onto the mat. She was able to recover quickly, however was met with a forceful back elbow right to the face that staggered her. Daniels follows up with a Sambo suplex, and a quick pin attempt 1...2... and a two count as Wench kicks out of the pinning attempt.

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MARK BISHOP
Daniels with the offensive combination and the pin attempt, but Wench gets out at two.

JASON MARTEL
It's going to take more than that to put down the champion at the biggest show of the year.

Daniels, obviously frustrated, grabs Wench by the hair warranting admonishment from the official. He attempts a snap suplex, but Wench locks her outside leg with Daniels and blocks the move. He tries again, but this time she delivers a quick rabbit punch to the solar plexus of Daniels. A forceful elbow to the ribs finally breaks the attempt, and Wench hits a DDT stunning Daniels and the crowd. A quick kick to the midsection leads to a Boston crab, with Daniels getting both legs wrenched and stretched to the point of extreme pain. The referee asks if Daniels wants to quit, but he shakes his head negative. Daniels uses his hands to levitate off the canvas, and forcefully thrusts his legs and sends Wench flying off his back, through the ropes, and onto the floor. Daniels exits the ring after her, and when she attempts to regain her vertical base he nails a standing drop kick. Wench hits the floor with fair force, as Daniels brags to the fans on the rail. He even goes so far as to rip up a sign that said "Kid Thunderass" and throw it in the young man's face.

MARK BISHOP
Alex Daniels looks to be in control of this match, and giving our fans some fuel for their hatred fire.

JASON MARTEL
That sign was just disrespectful, it deserved to be destroyed like that.

With Wench still recoiling from the pounding she received on the outside floor, Daniels took the time to slowly climb the outside ring post all the way to the top rope. Once at the top, he raised both of his arms and boasted of his greatness and encourages the fans to heap the boos upon him. He then takes position, and flies off the turnbuckle with an elbow drop. In the time Daniels had taken to boast, Wench recovered to a degree and rolls out of the way as Daniels crashes and burns on the floor. He clutches his arm that he had extended for the move, as Wench slowly gets to her feet. She counters with an elbow drop of her own, landing right on the center of her opponent's chest. She climbs back into the ring with Daniels sputtering on the outside due to losing his breath. He begins to stagger to his feet, and Wench keeps a close eye on him. As he finally gets up and standing, Wench sprints and bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. She is propelled, and leaps through the middle rope and lands a forceful suicide dive that sends both to the floor once again. The referee steps out of the ring and checks on both competitors as the fans cheer the athletic display by Wench.

MARK BISHOP
Wench has taken the upper hand now, dodging out of the way when Daniels went to the high risk district. She made the same trip, and collected with a huge suicide dive that has both competitors floored.

JASON MARTEL
A huge momentum swing for the incumbent champion, let's see if she can capitalize on this!

As the referee checks on the pair, Wench is able to regain her senses and climb back into the ring. The official follows her, and instructs him to begin counting Daniels out.


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6....

As the referee is ready to count seven, Daniels braces himself up on the ring apron and rolls into the ring. Wench bounces off the ropes again and lands a forceful stomp. She drags Daniels away from the ropes, and locks in a Figure Four. Daniels is electrified with the pain running through his legs, and struggles to break the hold with his hands before realizing it is futile. He slams his torso on the mat in a vain attempt to relieve the pain, and shakes off the referee when he asks if he wants to give up. He begins to use his hands to crawl painstakingly to the bottom rope. Wench tries to hold him up, but his weight advantage allows him to reach the bottom rope and wrap both arms around it. The referee quickly steps in and tells Wench to break the hold, which she reluctantly does at the count of four.

MARK BISHOP
Wench was torturing Daniels with the Ric Flair Special, and Daniels used his size advantage to get to the ropes and force a break. That might have just saved him a loss.

JASON MARTEL
The figure four is a brutal move, and Daniels did the right thing by breaking it. He's going to be weakened though.

Wench walks over to the struggling Daniels, but she receives a swift thumb to the eye by Daniels. Wench reels and spins away, as the referee checks on her eye to see if she can continue. Daniels takes advantage of the distraction and unties the top turnbuckle pad and throws it down outside the ring, exposing the glistening steel beneath. Daniels then grabs Wench from behind, and backs up setting her up for a back suplex into the exposed steel. Daniels lifts Wench up, but she counters and turns it around into a hurricanrana, and sends Daniels' head flying directly into the steel. His head bounces off with emphasis, and he staggers around. Wench gets to her feet and quickly grabs him, and nails him with a side belly to belly suplex. She quickly goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... NO! Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
Despite being busted wide open, Alex Daniels has the wherewithal to get his shoulder up to stop the count.

JASON MARTEL
And despite him being wide open, SNW officials will NOT stop this match down to clean up the cut. Here in SNW, we go balls to the wall in big PPV match ups!

Wench shakes her head, wondering how Kid Thunder could withstand the pain. She goes to pick Kid Thunder up, but he rolls her in a small package. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out. Wench is back to her feet, but so is Kid Thunder, whose face is practically covered in blood. Wench charges at Kid Thunder, but he leapfrogs over her as she runs to the ropes. Wench rebounds off the ropes, and Kid Thunder catches her with a Leg Lariat to the face. Kid Thunder goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out. Kid Thunder goes to whip Wench into one of the other corners that still have all the turnbuckle pads, but Wench reverses the whip, sending Kid Thunder into the corner. Wench charges in, jumps up and lands a Stinger Splash onto Kid Thunder, but before he can stagger out of the corner, Wench quickly places him on the top turnbuckle. Wench climbs up to the top turnbuckle, then brings him down with a Frankensteiner off the top turnbuckle. Wench goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
Neither competitor can put the other one away!

JASON MARTEL
And while the fans may hate both wrestlers, they will at least have to respect them after this match!

Wench shakes her head in disbelief as she picks Kid Thunder up. She whips him into the ropes and goes for a Sidewalk Slam, but he counters by using his agility to wrap his legs around her head and bring her down with a modified flying headscissors. Kid Thunder then picks Wench up, and this time is able to bring her down with the Snap Suplex, and he rolls over into a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench barely kicks out in time, as Kid Thunder shakes his head in disbelief. Kid Thunder goes to pick up Wench, but out of nowhere, she takes him down to the mat with a Crossface.

MARK BISHOP
The Crossface! Alex Daniels may have no choice but to tap out and live to fight another day!

JASON MARTEL
Wench has Kid Thunder in the middle of the ring, and he's busted wide open, but you know he's desperate to win his first championship here in SNW!

The referee checks in to ask Kid Thunder if he gives up, but he refuses to submit, telling the referee, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

MARK BISHOP
Well, we apologize for the language of Alex Daniels. That's what happens when you're live.

Wench wrenches back on the Crossface, but Kid Thunder refuses to give up as he tries to inch over to the ropes. Wench tries to wrench back some more, but Kid Thunder slowly but surely makes it over to the ropes, forcing Wench to release the hold, which she doesn't do till the count of four. Wench looks over at Kid Thunder, who's holding onto the ropes for dear life, and she shakes her head in disbelief that she couldn't finish hiim off. She goes in to approach Kid Thunder, but out of nowhere he hits her with a Step Up Enziguri Kick to the back of the head. Both competitors are down on the mat, and the referee has to check on both of them. He begins his count.

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Kid Thunder sits up just in time to break up the count, and he rolls over in attempt to pick himself up. Wench is stirring, trying to get up as well. Kid Thunder slowly makes it over to Wench, picks her up by the head, and signals that he's going to finish her off. He goes for the Thunderbolt, but she slips out behind him and lands on her feet. Wench turns Kid Thunder around, kicks him the midsection, doubling him over, then takes him down with the Twist of Fate. Wench goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!!!

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner of the match, and STILL the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench!

Wench is on her knees in front of the prone Daniels, who's wearing the proverbial crimson mask. The referee hands her the belt, which she snatches out of his hands and displays it to the jeers of the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
It looks like Alex Daniels was going to cheat his way to a victory tonight, but that was not the case as Wench turned the tables on him.

JASON MARTEL
Talk about a backfire! But Kid Thunder still gave it all he had, not letting that slip up be the ender. But eventually, Wench got the better of him.

MARK BISHOP
And I fully admit I've got nothing in the sense of love for Wench, but I'm glad to see that she at least won the match honestly instead of Daniels skirting the lines of ethics to gain the title.

JASON MARTEL
I tend to agree, but let's give credit to Wench. She took the risks and they worked out for her. She took the amount of risks a champion needs to, and that's why she walks out the champion.

MARK BISHOP
Now we've got to wonder if Super Vader will be clamoring to get his title back, since he never really lost it.

JASON MARTEL
Something tells me though that we would get the same result here. That tub of lard couldn't hang with the ferocious champion in Wench.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage in front of the WrestleStock banner, where Brenda Price is standing by with Vincent Matthews, his Texas Championship over his shoulder.

BRENDA PRICE
With me right now is the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, a man who's held it longer than any wrestler in SNW history, "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews. Matthews, tonight, you put it all on the line in the first ever Lucifer's Last Stand match. An open air cage that surrounds all of ringside, and the only way to win is to grab the ladder, climb said ladder, and retrieve both Chris Angel's Bad Blood Title and your Texas Heavyweight Title. Without a doubt, this has to be the most dangerous match you've been in to date.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Brenda, you say that as if I've never put my body on the line in a dangerous match before. Do you not remember the Cage of Death from last year's 4 Up? I may not have won the match, but I did leave with my career intact. Then there was the Last Man Standing match against Jack Clinton at Natural Selection last November. You see, Brenda, I become a totally different person when I am put into matches that only a lunatic would sign up for.

BRENDA PRICE
Earlier tonight, your manager, Myke Rhines, suffered some serious injuries when he tried to interfere on behalf of your Insurgence stablemates, the Young Gunz. Does it throw you off at all not having Rhines at ringside tonight?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
As much as I hate what happened to Rhines, I am glad that he won't be at ringside. In fact, had he not been hurt, I would've asked him not to be at ringside. Besides the danger factor, I don't want Chris Angel to bitch, cry and moan like his big buddy, Jack Clinton, coming up with any excuse he can for losing to me.

BRENDA PRICE
Speaking of Jack Clinton, are you at all concerned that he might cash in the Balance of Power briefcase immediately after the match should you win tonight?

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Actually, I'm hoping he tries to cash in that briefcase after the match tonight. That way, when I beat him, he'll finally have no excuses whatsoever for not being able to beat me, and he'll have to face facts that I am simply better than him.

Shot switches to inside Chris Angel's locker room, where I.P. Freely stands by to interview Chris Angel, who's holding his Bad Blood Title over his shoulder.

I.P. FREELY
I'm here with the current SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel. Chris, you've had quite the breakout year since making your surprise debut at last year's WrestleStock when you came out to help your friend in need, Jack Clinton. Within just months of arriving on the scene in SNW, you won the Bad Blood Title, and have held onto that title ever since. In fact, not counting the Cage of Death, where you didn't suffer a pinfall or submission, just weren't able to escape the cage, you're practically undefeated in SNW. Yet, none of this seems to have gotten to your head as you have been completely focused and have not gotten overconfident.

CHRIS ANGEL
You're right, I am focused. When GWX and WWA folded, I thought I had nothing left to prove and just rode off into the sunset. Then I heard about this promotion in Texas that was run at the time by the Sports Nutz, who I met briefly in GWX, but never really got to know them other than the rumors I heard about them being troublemakers. It was apparent those rumors were true as they stopped at nothing to screw my close, personal friend, Jack Clinton. I knew it was time to lend a helping hand, and that's why I came to SNW last year. Then one thing leads to another, and next thing you know, my passion for this business is re-lit. That fire that disappeared was sparked up once again, and now here I am, headlining the biggest show in the state of Texas. Tonight, I plan on bringing honor back to a belt that is rich in history, back before it was claimed by Sports Nutz Wrestling. Tonight, I climb the ladder that I've been climbing ever since arriving here, and stake my claim as both Bad Blood and Texas Heavyweight Champion.

[Hollywood]

"Ecstasy of Gold" smoothly plays over the sound system, and the fans release the boo birds from their cages as George Dunpork and Craig Mueller walk out accompanied by their lumberjacks. Rusty Greer looks very odd wearing a pink sundress, and Rafael Palmeiro has grown a very scruffy goatee. Ahmed Johnson and Tony Banks are walking together, as a sign that says "Tony Banks is the shiznit" flashes in the crowd. Samaki Walker continues to look useless just like he did with the Mavericks, and Gordie is up with his two charges giving advice as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team lumberjack match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath and their lumberjacks. Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork, the Sports Nutz!

Dunpork and Mueller both enter the ring, as their lumberjacks file over and occupy their sides of the ring on the outside.

MARK BISHOP
A special treat tonight, as the Sports Nutz have come out of their retirement for the biggest show of the year. They brought a posse with them, as this is a lumberjack match.

JASON MARTEL
Yes, not like the fantastic Sports Nutz really need any help. They are facing a couple of stoners.

MARK BISHOP
They are former tag team champions mind you, and they aren't coming alone. They have their own set of lumberjacks.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, I'm sure they got people like Cheech and Chong, Marc Emery, Jay and Silent Bob...

MARK BISHOP
I believe those last two are movie characters sir.

JASON MARTEL
Well, they were played by someone weren't they?

MARK BISHOP
Touche.

"Chicken Huntin'" screeches over the speakers, and the fans turn from hate to ecstasy as the Alley Ratz and their lumberjacks make their presences known. Zippy the Clown comes out squeaking his horn and throwing balloons into the crowd. The Destruction Crew and their manager the Gambler are decked out in all of their flannel and hard hats. They have found new 2x4s, and look very ready to use them.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, accompanied by their lumberjacks, Twitch and Eddy, The Alley Ratz!

Twitch and Eddy make their way into the ring, as their lumberjacks take their positions. The other ones stare at the motley assembly, but Super Vader brandishes his piece of wood and they back off a tad.

MARK BISHOP
Quite frankly, there are so many variables to this match I don't even know where to start. You've got the returning Sports Nutz, who HAVE to have some ring rust. The lumberjacks range from current SNW talent to circus clowns to former Ranger greats to former Maverick spares to the half owner of the company!

JASON MARTEL
Do you know what this means Mark?

MARK BISHOP
That in about five minutes those white coats that used to chase Kane will be after us as well?

JASON MARTEL
Maybe you, not me. It means we are going to have a huge ass match on our hands.

MARK BISHOP
Maybe more of a huge ass clusterfu....

JASON MARTEL
WHOA! The ever rare almost curse by the Milquetoast Mannequin over here. What the Hell is wrong with you?

MARK BISHOP
I'm sorry it just slipped out. I've lost control of my mouth.

JASON MARTEL
I bet more than a few male escorts can attest to that.

The Sports Nutz vs. The Alley Ratz(Lumberjack Match)

The match starts with George Dunpork and Eddy in the ring. The two walk up to each other, with Dunpork talking all sorts of trash down to his opponent. Eddy then blows smoke all into Dunpork's face, who backs up a step and flails his hands in front of his face to get the smoke out of his eyes. Both Ratz , their lumberjacks, and the fans are all chuckling at this. Dunpork comes right back, and belches with the force of twenty cannons in Eddy's face. This time the Sports Nutz and Gordie are the only ones laughing, with the fans just shaking their heads. Eddy reared back and tried to land a punch,but Dunpork caught his fist, and picked up the smaller Eddy and lifted him over his head. He walked over to the ropes and threw him over the top rope, but Killer Kong and Super Vader both caught him in mid-air and allowing Eddy to avoid the fall. They drop him lightly on his feet, dust him off, and send him back into the ring.

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MARK BISHOP
Dunpork looked like he wanted to send his opponent for a ride, but two Destruction Crew members provided a nice catch. Let's hope Nelson Cruz can make more catches like that.

JASON MARTEL
Why must you spare us to death with this baseball humor?

Eddy climbs back in the ring, bounces off the ropes, and lands a spinning heel kick that hits Dunpork in the chest. Dunpork staggers some, and Eddy bounces off and repeats the move with more effectiveness this time. The fans are jacked as Eddy goes to the well a third time, but this time Dunpork catches Eddy, shifts him up on his shoulder, takes off and throttles Eddy with a powerslam. Dunpork stands up and shakes his rear as some sort of celebratory move to the disgust of the fans and the adulation of Craig and Gordie. Dunpork tags him Mueller, who steps in and goes right to work on the now standing Eddy. He slaps his hand like a whip against Eddy's chest, garnering a "WOOOOOOO" from the crowd. Mueller punched Eddy and knocked him into the corner, and continued to chop him several time turning his opponent's chest beet red. Mueller lands a European uppercut, which brings Eddy out of the corner and allows Mueller to land a tiger bomb. He goes for a cover 1...2NO! as Eddy gets his shoulder up out of the hold. Mueller grabs Eddy by his head and his tights, and slides him under the bottom rope right to the Sports Nutz lumberjacks. They all pounce on Eddy, and start landing punches and kicks. Rusty Greer's dress flaps as he puts the boots to Eddy. The other lumberjacks for the Ratz quickly start to make their way over, but Gordie and Samaki Walker get Eddy back in the ring to avoid any trouble.

MARK BISHOP
The Sports Nutz dominating early here, with a little help from their friendly cohorts outside.

JASON MARTEL
That's the risk you take when you go outside the ring in a match like this Mark.

Mueller gets ahold of Eddy again, and Eddy throws a punch into Mueller's midsection. He lands another, and another but Mueller gouges Eddy's eyes and halts the offense from his opposition. Taking advantage of the weakened state, Mueller comes up and flattens Eddy with a t-bone suplex and goes for another pin 1...2..NO! as Eddy somehow kicks out of the move. Mueller stands up, and goes over to Twitch and grabs his crotch directly in front of him. Twitch gets angry, and tries to enter the ring but the referee stops him. Sensing an opening, the Gambler walks over to the other side of the ring where the referee is. He starts yelling at the official, which draws his attention. Twitch sees this and takes advantage, running into the ring. He starts blasting Mueller with kicks, sending the smaller Sports Nutz member reeling and backed up against the ropes, Twitch runs and bounces off the opposite ropes, and lands a clothesline that sends Mueller into the middle of the Ratz' circle of enforcers. Mueller stands up, and looks around only to get a whipped cream pie to the face from Zippy. He staggers around blind, and gets grabbed by the arm by Hanson and Mauler. Twitch gets Eddy up, and points to the shackled Mueller. Eddy nods, bounces off the ropes, and flies over the top rope landing a picture perfect cross body on Mueller right as the two men let go sending both men to the floor. The fans cheer the move, as the Sports Nutz lumberjacks groan. Super Vader throws Mueller back in with less than gentleness, as Twitch returns to the apron and Gambler leaves the referee alone. Zippy hands Eddy some water, and wipes his head with a rainbow colored cloth. After a moment, Eddy re enters the ring.

MARK BISHOP
The Alley Ratz finally get some traction here, thanks to a bit of help from the Gambler and the rest of their lumberjacks.

JASON MARTEL
That is a blatant abuse of power from the lumberjacks, they should be thrown out!

Mueller has been able to get the pie off his face in order to see well enough, as Eddy takes it to his oppressor. Eddy lands a swinging neckbreaker, and as Mueller pops right back up he hits him with a running dropkick that floors Mueller. Eddy is surging now, and climbs to the top rope. Eddy jumps off and lands a flying leg drop across the neck of Mueller, and hooks for the leg 1...2...NO! as Mueller gets the shoulder up. Eddy gets up and tries to get the crowd fired up, as Mueller staggers to his feet fatigued. Eddy bounces off the ropes and goes for another heel kick, but somehow Mueller catches him and lands a belly to belly suplex that takes a lot out of both men. Dunpork is slamming on the top rope trying to get Mueller to the corner to tag him in, while Twitch is extending his arm over the top rope urging Eddy to tag him in. Mueller is able to get over to his corner and tag in Dunpork who sprints faster than a man of his size should be able to and jumps, landing right on Eddy's back stopping his movement. Twitch groans, as Dunpork laughs and grabs Eddy by the head bringing him up to his level. He whips Eddy into the opposite corner, and then follows up with a huge splash that drops Eddy into a sitting position in the corner. Dunpork sees this result, and starts to wiggle and dance. He walks over to Eddy, and drops his green basketball shorts revealing a black thong to the disgust of the entire arena.

MARK BISHOP
Well I didn't think I'd ever see anything that would make me want to vomit more than the Sports Nutz winning a match, but what I see right now might just take the cake.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, what's wrong with a man if he has an irregular choice in undergarments? You got a problem with that Bishop?

Dunpork is raising the roof, looking ready to shove his posterior in the face of the down and dazed Eddy. He starts backing that ass up, and right as he gets to Eddy's level somehow Eddy grabs the thong and snaps it, sending pain throughout the gelatinous body of Dunpork. He backs out, jumping on one leg, as Eddy stands up and starts giving Dunpork a wedgie sending the back of the thong into Dunpork's crack. The fans are cheering and laughing as Eddy jumps up and down while holding onto Dunpork's underwear. Eddy quickly runs over and tags in Twitch, who make great use of their ten second leeway time. They deliver a double dropkick that sends Dunpork to the mat, and he quickly gets back to his feet. They land double super kicks, as Dunpork is now braced against the ropes. They charge their opponent, and hit a double clothesline sending Dunpork over the top rope and landing hard onto the floor as the lumberjacks stand around and stare at the horrifying sight before them.

MARK BISHOP
Well Dunpork looked like he was about to deliver a stinkface and possibly put this match in the can. However Eddy took advantage of the situation, and was able to tag out and get the fresh man in.

JASON MARTEL
Why aren't the lumberjacks helping Dunpork at all? They are supposed to aide him, not let him get hurt.

Dunpork gets back to his feet, pulls his shorts back up from around his ankles, and starts berating the lumberjacks at ringside. He slaps Rusty Greer in the face, calling him what some call a British cigarette, and is heard saying "That dress makes you look fat." Palmeiro tries to come to his team mates defense, but Dunpork simply shakes and points his finger at him clearly mocking his Congressional testimony. All the lumberjacks minus Gordie stare at Dunpork, and then led by the two former Rangers they all start walking away from ringside and to the back. Gordie yells at the leaving lumberjacks, as he shoos Dunpork back into the ring. He is quickly surrounded by the Destruction Crew, who have sinister smiles on their faces. Gordie gulps, and tries to runs but gets a 2x4 to the head by Hanson. Gordie wheels around and receives wood to the gut by Killer Kong. Another shot to the back is delivered by Mauler, and Super Vader laughs and grabs Gordie. He lifts him up by the throat, and delivers a powerful Vader Bomb on the outside to the rabid cheers of the fans. Dunpork is furious, as he tags out to Mueller and goes after the four Destruction Crew members. As he tries to exit the ring, Zippy shows up and sprays Dunpork with a bottle of seltzer, blinding him. All four members of the Destruction Crew quickly surround the blinded Dunpork, and all four deliver 2x4 shots to him at the same time sending him out of the ring with a dull SPLAT!

MARK BISHOP
The momentum has severely turned in the direction of the Alley Ratz, as all the Sports Nutz lumberjacks have walked out and the Alley Ratz lumberjacks have taken over on the outside. Gordie and George both fell victim to the Destruction Crew's wrath, with a little help from Zippy.

JASON MARTEL
What a travesty, this is such a miscarriage of justice!

Mueller looks out at the chaos outside the ring, and then turns around to receive a missile dropkick from a top rope perched Twitch that lands with authority. Mueller stands up, and received an Enzugiri that generates a vicious snap as boot meets head. Twitch re embarks to the top rope, and turns backwards. He leaps off and delivers the Faygo Splash, the reverse 450 sending Twitch back first on Mueller and driving the air out of him. Twitch grabs Mueller's leg and hooks it as the referee counts 1...2...3! The bell rings as the fans go nuts, with Twitch and Eddy both in the ring embracing the victory. All the Destruction Crew enters the ring and puts the two Alley Ratz on their shoulders as Zippy shoots confetti and Silly String out around the audience in celebration.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners of the match, Twitch and Eddy the Alley Ratz!

MARK BISHOP
A thriller of a match, but in the end good conquered over evil as the Alley Ratz pulled out the victory over the Sports Nutz.

JASON MARTEL
They had a lot of help getting there.

MARK BISHOP
Well George Dunpork felt the need to piss off his lumberjacks, so what do you expect Jason?

JASON MARTEL
I expect a little more professionalism from them if you must know.

MARK BISHOP
Who would have thought that the Destruction Crew and Zippy would be the dominant team over a group of former professional current athletes?

JASON MARTEL
Not me, those pant loads and that walking joke of a human shouldn't even be in this company!

MARK BISHOP
Well regardless, this match goes to the Alley Ratz. As the song goes, they get by with a little help from their friends.[/center]

[Hollywood]

The huge open air cage structure is being lowered with ladders out at ringside.

MARK BISHOP
Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't get any bigger than this. The first ever Lucifer's Last Stand Match, where it will be champion vs. champion, title for title. Let's see how this all came about.

A montage of highlights featuring Vincent Matthews and Chris Angel are shown as the production music bed, "Stark Salvation," is played in the background. Mark Followill provides the voice over.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
They say, "What a difference a year makes." One year ago, a young Vin Sin was watching the inaugural WrestleStock at Tammy Winters Wonderland, while Chris Angel made his debut at WrestleStock to help his friend, Jack Clinton.

Before Jack Clinton's theme can play, Doomsday comes from behind with a steel chair. Doomsday hits Jack with the chair repeatedly. C-Pac minutes later gets back up holding the back of his neck begins to put the boots to Jack as well. The two continue their double team as Daughtry's version of "Wanted Dead or Alive" begins to play and Chris Angel is shown quickly running to the ring evening the odds as the crowd goes crazy, knowing who it is.

Chris begins to take the fight to C-Pac as Jack blocks a chair shot from Doomsday and sends him flying over the ropes with a clothesline. C-Pac and Doomsday exit the ring as they look on. Jack and Chris stand there looking on at C-Pac and Doomsday as "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" plays over the PA while the crowd goes insane.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Just months later, they would meet up inside the Cage of Death at 4 Up, but it would be James Jackson that would walk out the first ever Bad Blood Champion.

Highlights from the Cage of Death at 4 Up '09 are shown, with Jackson escaping the cage.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But James Jackson would disappear, and Chris Angel would win the vacated Bad Blood Title. Meanwhile, Vin Sin evolved into Vincent Matthews, and would win the Texas Heavyweight Championship.

Highlights from both Angel's and Matthews' title victories are shown. The music bed changes to the "Fight to Live" production music bed.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Both men valiantly defended their respective championships, and have conquered every challenger that came into their path. Now, their paths have finally crossed.

Highlights of both Chris Angel and Vincent Matthews are shown as snippets from their promos are played.

CHRIS ANGEL:
You will lose your way and you will desperately claw your way up but the darkness, you see, the darkness will not let you go. You have much to answer for and the darkness that I bring is judge, jury and executioner. You will fall before me and at Lucifer’s Last Stand, only one of us will last and it won’t be you Vincent.

VINCENT MATTHEWS:
This is the biggest match you have ever, and will ever participate in during your entire SNW career. This could be your only chance at greatness, your shining moment in the sun. Are you ready for it, can you possibly handle the bright lights and pressure of being THE man? I can, I've been doing it since this past summer. I've proven that I can and will carry this company on my back, even if these worthless excuses for fans won't appreciate what I've done. When Wrestlestock comes, I'll be ready. I'll be ready for the spotlight, I'll be ready to tackle the big time and chase the dragon of fame. If you aren't, then you will have no chance of dethroning me. I am the Warrior, and on the 27th I will show just exactly why.

The montage ends as the camera shot goes back to ringside, the cage now lowered, surrounding the ring where both competitors can fight outside the ring, but still be in the ring, a la Hell in a Cell. Ladders are laid down outside the ring.

JASON MARTEL
The wait is over, Bishop.

MARK BISHOP
Let's send it down to ringside.

[Hollywood]

Monica Deluca is over at the timekeeper's table.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen... it is now time for the Lucifer's Last Stand Match!

The crowd lets out a deafening roar in anticipation for the main event.

MONICA DELUCA
A huge open air cage surrounds the ring, and the only way to win is to climb the ladder and grab both the Bad Blood and Texas Championships, which will hang from the rafters. First, let's introduce the special guest ring announcer. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas, he is the Super Bowl winning quarterback for the New Orleans Saints... ladies and gentlemen... Drew Brees!

The crowd comes alive as the theme to "Monday Night Football" booms over the PA. Drew Brees appears from behind the curtain and jogs down to the ring, high-fiving the ringside fans.

JASON MARTEL
Wonder if the San Diego Chargers would like to have a do-over?

MARK BISHOP
The Chargers are falling apart faster than Tony Jones.

Drew Brees makes it down to ringside, and he stands in awe of the huge cell structure surrounding ringside as he walks over to the timekeeper's table and hugs Monica Deluca. She hands him the mic.

DREW BREES
Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, SNW co-owner Codi Shane has given me the honors of announcing tonight's attendance. The final numbers have been tallied and tonight's attendance... 109,568 screaming fans! Give yourselves a big round of applause!

Camera pans around the massive crowd inside Cowboys Stadium as the fans go insane.

JASON MARTEL
WOW! That's more than the NBA All Star Game this past year!

MARK BISHOP
Does that number include you and me, Jason?

JASON MARTEL
Actually, that would make it 109,570 if they were to count us.

"Stranglehold" booms over the PA, and the crowd goes wild as Chris Angel, wearing his Bad Blood Championship belt around his waist as well as his custom-made white tank top that says "ANGEL" in black letters for this special occasion, appears from behind the curtain, grinning from ear to ear as he slightly tilts his head toward the massive audience. Angel shows his appreciation for the adulation of the crowd by nodding his head along to the cheers, then saunters down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans.

DREW BREES
This is our main event... Lucifer's Last Stand... Champion vs. Champion, Title for Title... Introducing the first participant... he hails from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas and weighs 280 lbs... his list of accomplishments include being the longest reigning WWA World Heavyweight Champion and former GwX United States Champion, and he is the current SNW Bad Blood Champion... "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
It was last year at the first WrestleStock that Chris Angel made his debut in SNW, though not in a wrestling capacity as he came out to help his friend Jack Clinton from a cowardly assault by C-Pac and Doomsday. One year later, Chris Angel is the Bad Blood Champion and has the opportunity to add more gold to his collection as he vies for the top prize in SNW, the Texas Heavyweight Championship.

JASON MARTEL
If Chris Angel were to win, how ironic would it be if Jack Clinton cashed in the Balance of Power briefcase on Angel?

MARK BISHOP
Well that would be within the rules of the briefcase, wouldn't it?

Angel makes it down to ringside, stopping down to flirt with a couple of good looking ladies in the audience, then enters the gigantic cell structure that surrounds ringside. He climbs into the ring, then mounts the middle turnbuckle. He takes off his championship belt and holds it up in the air, putting it on display for the fans in attendance. He steps down off the turnbuckle and hands his Bad Blood belt over to referee Rick Maynard, who hooks it onto the wiring device that will hold both belts up in the rafters as Angel's music dies down. "This Fire Burns" booms over the PA, and the crowd's cheers turn to tremendously loud boos as Vincent Matthews appears from behind the curtain, wearing his Texas Championship belt around his waist. He sneers at the crowd before making his way down the ramp.

DREW BREES
And introducing Angel's opponent... from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing 215 lbs... a graduate of the Going Sports Nutz Wrestling Academy, and a triple crown winner at this year's Sportys, having won the Sportys for Impact Player of the Year, Most Hated Wrestler of the Year, and Wrestler of the Year... he is the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews!

JASON MARTEL
The big kahuna of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Bishop. And I don't think that will change after tonight. He is a runaway train right now, and I don't see that train crashing tonight.

MARK BISHOP
Well it's not like this is going to be a cakewalk for him. We're talking about a demonic cell structure that's surrounding ringside, and in order to win, you have to climb the ladder and retrieve both belts.

Matthews ignores the heckling of the fans as he makes it down to ringside, enters the cage, and makes his way into the ring. He goes to mount one of the turnbuckles, takes off his belt, and holds it up with his right hand, showing it off for the jeering crowd. He hops down off the turnbuckle and hands the belt to referee Rick Maynard, who hooks the Texas belt along with the Bad Blood belt on the wiring device, then orders for the belts to be hoisted up in the air. Matthews' music dies down, and the ref exits the ring and the cage while Angel and Matthews look up into the rafters as the belts are hoisted up into the rafters.

Lucifer's Last Stand Match
Champion vs Champion
Title for Title
Bad Blood Championship and Texas Heavyweight Championship
"The Dream" Chris Angel vs "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews

The bell sounds, and the match is officially underway as Angel and Matthews stare each other down. Matthews fires the first shot by slapping Angel hard in the face. Angel holds the side of his face as Matthews laughs at him, telling him to give him his best shot. Angel grins and grabs Matthews by the head, knocking him down with an uppercut. Matthews gets back up, holding his jaw, only to get taken back down by a running clothesline from Angel. Angel mounts Matthews and punches away at his head, then gets up off of Matthews and plays to the crowd, who cheer Angel as loudly as they can.

MARK BISHOP
Chris Angel is all fired up now!

JASON MARTEL
He should be fired up. This is for all the marbles!

Angel goes to pick up Matthews, but Matthews nails him with a low blow, followed up by a standing huracanrana that sends Angel down to the mat, his momentum causing him to roll to the outside. Angel is in the process of picking himself up as Matthews goes and runs to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and comes running toward Angel. Matthews jumps up, diving over and clearing the top rope, but Angel catches him, spins him around and powerslams him into the cage, sending Matthews crashing down onto the floor. Angel holds onto the cage while stomping away at Matthews, then digs his boots into Matthews' throat.

MARK BISHOP
Chris Angel resorting to whatever he has to do to win this match.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, I'll give the devil his due. That's what he's going to have to do in order to win this match and become a dual champion.

Angel walks away from Matthews and grabs one of the ladders, sliding said ladder into the ring. Angel slides back into the ring while Matthews stirs about on the floor in an effort to recover and try to get back to his feet. Angel picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring, making some minor adjustments to make sure it's set just right. He proceeds to begin climbing the ladder, but before he can even get up four rungs, Matthews slides into the ring, runs and nails Angel from behind with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head, knocking Angel off the ladder and sending the ladder falling down onto the canvas. Angel tries to pick himself up, but Matthews runs and bounces off the ropes, and off the rebound he brings Angel down face-first with a Running Bulldog. Angel tries to pick himself up, but Matthews locks him in an Octopus Stretch.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews can't win the match this way.

JASON MARTEL
No, but it's a very smart tactic. He's wearing the Bad Blood Champion down, which could very well prevent him from being able to climb the ladder when he needs to the most.

Matthews continues to try and wear Angel down with the Octopus Stretch, but Angel is able to fight out of it, tossing Matthews up and over him, sending him down to the canvas. Matthews gets back up, as does Angel, and Matthews attempts to punch Angel, but Angel catches him with a flurry of punches and jabs to the face, finishing off the sequence with a dropkick that sends Matthews down to the canvas. Matthews pops up, staggering around, only to turn around and receive a big boot to the face courtesy of Angel, sending Matthews falling through the ropes and spilling out onto the floor. Angel approaches one of the corners and proceeds to climb up to the top turnbuckle as Matthews picks himself up, trying to shake the cobwebs. Angel comes flying off the top turnbuckle to the outside with a flying clothesline, but Matthews counters with a Windmill Kick to the face, sending Angel down to the floor.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Chris Angel is down and out on the floor, thanks in part to that Windmill Kick from Vincent Matthews.

JASON MARTEL
Angel could have a concussion after that kick to the head, not to mention the nasty spill to the floor.

Matthews stomps away at Angel, picks him up by the head and grates his face into the mesh of the cage, then slams him face-first into the cage. Matthews taunts the crowd, who proceed to boo him out of the building, then picks Angel up and rolls him back into the ring, and it appears that Angel may have a cut on his forehead. Matthews grabs one of the other ladders and slides it into the ring, making it two ladders now inside the ring. Matthews slides back into the ring, propping one of the ladders up in the corner. Matthews picks Angel up and attempts to whip him into the ladder, but Angel reverses the whip, sending Matthews running toward the ladder. But Matthews is able to catch his momentum and hop onto one of the rungs of the ladder, keep his balance and hop up another couple of rungs, then lands the Best Moonsault Ever onto Angel, sending both men down.

MARK BISHOP
For a moment, it looked like the tide was about to turn in favor of Chris Angel.

JASON MARTEL
But you forgot to factor in the athleticism and agility of our reigning Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Matthews stomps away at Angel's face, opening up the cut even more. Matthews takes the other ladder, setting it up in the corner, wedging it sideways in between the middle and top turnbuckles. Matthews picks Angel up by the head and has him in position for a Running Bulldog, but Angel picks Matthews up and throws him into the wedged ladder, sending Matthews down onto the canvas as the ladder falls down on top of him. Angel picks the ladder up, lifts it up and drives it into Matthews' ribs, causing Matthews to hold his ribs as he grimaces in severe pain and agony. Angel takes the ladder and proceeds to set it up in the middle of the ring, again making sure that it's set just right so that he has no problems climbing it. Meanwhile, Matthews, still holding his ribs, is struggling back to his feet. Angel is climbing the ladder, putting his hand up in an attempt to reach the belts, but realizes he's not high enough up the ladder. Matthews goes over and picks up the other ladder that's down on the canvas. Before Angel can reach up and grab the two title belts, Matthews jabs the ladder into Angel's back. He jabs it into his back once more, sending Angel falling off the ladder and landing on his back. Angel holds the small of his back while grimacing in pain. Matthews decides to try his luck at climbing the ladder as Angel tries to fight his way back to his feet.

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews now tries to climb the ladder, but Chris Angel grabs a hold of his legs.

JASON MARTEL
And now Angel has Matthews on his shoulders. This does not look good.

Matthews is flailing his arms around, trying to fight out the predicament he's in as Angel holds him up on his shoulders, then falls down backward, sending Matthews landing back-first onto the ladder that's down on the canvas as Matthews screams in pain. The fall seems to take a bit out of Angel as well. Both men are down for a bit, trying to stir about and pick themselves up. Matthews crawls over to the ropes, using them as a crutch to pick himself up. Angel is able to pick himself up, using his hands and knees as a sort of springboard to help pick himself up. They approach each other, and Matthews takes a wild swing at Angel, but Angel ducks, grabs Matthews, and hits him with a Side Backbreaker, but holds onto Matthews, picking him up, and slamming him down onto the ladder that's down on the canvas with a Sidewalk Slam.

MARK BISHOP
Chris Angel has been using that ladder as a weapon to try and weaken Vincent Matthews.

JASON MARTEL
They were right when they said that neither man would be the same after this match.

Angel looks up at the ladder that's still standing and approaches it, making the necessary adjustments. He begins to climb the ladder, but unbeknown to him, Matthews is picking himself back up. Matthews comes up behind Angel, climbing the ladder with him, and drives his forearm into Angel's back, stopping him from climbing the ladder. Matthews drives several more forearm shots into Angel's back, then grabs him in a Cobra Clutch, then slams himself and Angel off the ladder with a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

Both men are down, with Matthews making the first attempt to stir and pick himself up. Matthews grabs the ropes to pick himself up as Angel slowly tries to pick himself up. Matthews slowly but surely climbs to the top turnbuckle, positioning himself for a high risk maneuver as Angel is back to his feet. Matthews comes flying down off the top turnbuckle, attempting a Top Rope DDT, but Angel counters with a vicious spear!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Vincent Matthews took high risk, and got no reward as Chris Angel took him down with that vicious spear!

JASON MARTEL
But that spear took a bit out of Chris Angel as well.

Both men are stirring, trying to pick themselves up. Matthews crawls over to the ladder that's set up as Angel gets up to one knee, still a bit out of it. Matthews is back to his feet, grabs the ladder, and throws the side of it down onto Angel's head with reckless abandon, knocking Angel down to the canvas as the ladder falls down onto the canvas itself. Matthews looks down at Angel, seeing that his face is covered with blood. Matthews picks a seemingly unconscious Angel up to his knees, and slaps him around, talking trash and pointing his finger at him. Matthews then takes his finger and wipes some blood off of Angel's face, and puts the blood on his own face.

MARK BISHOP
What a sick man Vincent Matthews is! Taking Chris Angel's blood and painting his face with it as if it were war paint!

JASON MARTEL
Oh come on, Bishop! He's "The Warrior!" Warriors wear war paint.

Matthews holds Angel by the face, laughing at him, yelling at him until Angel has enough and grabs Matthews' crotch as hard as he can. You can see the pain and agony on Matthews' face as he cries out while Angel picks himself up, then drives Matthews down with a DDT. Angel sits back up, turns to the side and is on his knees as he looks down at Matthews, sneering at him. Angel decides to go to the outside and grab another one of the ladders that's lying down on the floor and slides it into the ring. He then looks under the ring, and finds a couple of steel chairs, throwing them into the ring. Angel then slides back into the ring, setting up the chairs several feet across from each other in the center of the ring, then places the ladder onto the chairs to where it's lying across. Angel turns around, and out of nowhere, Vincent Matthews jumps up and slams him down face-first onto one of the other ladders that's lying down on the canvas with the Fatal Sin.

OOOOOOOOOOHHH!

MARK BISHOP
The Fatal Sin, and Chris Angel is down and out!

JASON MARTEL
All Vincent Matthews has to do is climb the ladder and grab both belts to win the match!

Matthews picks himself up and looks at the ladder that's propped up on the steel chairs. He picks the seemingly lifeless Angel up and lays him down on the ladder, grabs him by the head, and punches away at him for good measure. Matthews then looks at the corner, but shakes his head as he elects to go the outside. He walks over to the cage door, and yells at the ref to unlock it. The ref puts his hands up in the air, wondering why on earth Matthews wants him to open the cage door, but Matthews yells at him, shouting "JUST FUCKING OPEN IT, BITCH!"

MARK BISHOP
Why on earth does Vincent Matthews want the cage door open?!

JASON MARTEL
Your guess is as good as mine.

Per Matthews' insistance, the ref unlocks the cage door, opening it up as Matthews storms out of the cell structure, then proceeds to begin a huge climb up the cage, which has to be at least 25 feet high.

MARK BISHOP
Oh dear lord above, Vincent Matthews is going to climb to the very top of this cell-like structure!

JASON MARTEL
Looks like Matt Margera is going to have some company at the hospital tonight.

Angel is still out of it, lying on top of the ladder that's propped up on the chairs as Matthews continues to scale up to the top of the cage. Matthews makes it to the very top, perching himself up. He stands himself up, and you can almost see the butterflies in his stomach as he looks down at Angel. The crowd is loudly buzzing with excitement.

MARK BISHOP
Oh for the love of God! Vincent, you don't need to do this!

JASON MARTEL
For once, the nerd is right! Vincent, just climb down, grab a ladder and grab those belts and get this over with! This isn't worth it!

Matthews takes a big breath, then takes off with a descent this side of Jeff Hardy. Matthews comes crashing down all the way off the top of the cage to the inside of the ring(keep in mind that there's space between the cage and the ring, a la Hell in a Cell!), crashing down onto Angel and the ladder with a Corkscrew Leg Drop! Referee Rick Maynard puts his hands up to his head, his jaw dropping down in shock, frightened at what he just witnessed.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Referee Rick Maynard enters the cage, slides into the ring, and goes down to check on both Matthews and Angel, who look like they're damn near dead.

MARK BISHOP
As God as my witness, both of these men may have just met their ultimate demise!

JASON MARTEL
This isn't good at all... You stay here, I'm going in to check on them.

Jason Martel throws down his headset and runs over to the open cage door, entering the cage to go check on the competitors as he and the ref talk it over, trying to figure out how to go about the rest of the match as it looks as though that Matthews and Angel can't go on. They wave for help to come down from the back, and running down to the ring are referees Danny Travers and Mike Croft, as well as EMTs, and various SNW officials. They all enter the cage and go into the ring to check on Matthews and Angel, who are now stirring about, trying to get up. Everyone tries to keep them down, instructing them to stay down and let them check on them as the crowd is murmuring, hoping for the best. After a couple of minutes, Angel and Matthews have had enough and fight their way back up, beating the crap out of everyone that's trying to help them. Angel knocks referee Danny Travers out of the ring with a big boot, while Matthews knocks out one of the EMTs with the Fatal Sin. The crowd is roaring with approval as everyone tries to scatter, only for Matthews to knock out referee Mike Croft with a Windmill Kick, and Angel to grab Jason Martel and slam him down hard with the Fallen to a deafening pop as everyone else runs and gets out of the cage, helping those that have been attacked out of the cage. Referee Rick Maynard frantically states that the match is resuming as Angel and Matthews seemed to have gained a second wind and have turned around to focus on each other, ready to go at it once more.

MARK BISHOP
Well it looks like I'm going to fly solo the rest of the show. Oh well, Jason was getting on my nerves anyway.

Matthews and Angel go at it, exchanging lefts and rights until Matthews seems to get the upper hand with several right hand punches. Matthews attempts a standing huracanrana, but Angel catches him, holds him up for a moment, and slams him down over the to top rope all the way down to the floor outside the ring with a Powerbomb. Angel then performs the infamous cutthroat motion, a common theme for tonight, it seems, as he goes to the outside. He looks under the ring, and grabs something. The crowd comes alive as they see Angel grab a sledgehammer out from the under the ring. They're going crazy as Matthews slowly tries to pick himself up. Angel is measuring him, grinning from ear to ear as Matthews is on his hands and knees, trying to pick himself up. Matthews gets up to one knee, only for Angel to slam the sledgehammer into the small of the back of Matthews, sending Matthews falling down face-first just as quickly, and he looks to be out of it for good this time around. Angel looks down at Matthews' prone and lifeless body with no remorse as he lifts up the sledgehammer and drives it down into Matthews spine once more to insure that he's down and out. Angel throws the sledgehammer down, and looks to the ladder that's inside the ring as the crowd is breaking all sorts of decibel records for noise inside Cowboys Stadium. Angel slides into the ring, and walks over to the ladder as he begins his ascent up the ladder. The crowd is getting louder and louder with each step he takes, and he keeps stopping to look up at the two belts that are hanging down. He makes it to the top of the ladder and grabs the Bad Blood belt first, then grabs the Texas Heavyweight Title belt as the crowd practically blow the open-air roof off of Cowboys Stadium with a deafening roar that would be reserved for if the Cowboys were to ever win the Super Bowl again. "Stranglehold" blasts over the PA as Angel holds both belts up in the air while standing on the ladder.

DREW BREES
Your winner... and NEEEEEEEEEEEW SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.... "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
The long and illustrious reign of Vincent Matthews as SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion has finally come to an end! Tonight, we have crowned a new Texas Heavyweight Champion, and his name is Chris Angel!

A gigantic fireworks and pyro display goes off as confetti comes flying down from the rafters of Cowboys Stadium. Angel climbs down off the ladder, walks over to one of the corner, and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, again holding both belts up in the air as the crowd continues to roar with approval. Angel continues to celebrate as the show fades into a music video showing all of the big highlights from WrestleStock, set to Metallica's version of "Turn the Page."

On a long and lonesome highway
East of Omaha
You can listen to the engine
Moanin' out his one note song
You can think about the woman
Or the girl you knew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering
The way they always do
When you're ridin' sixteen hours
And there's nothin' much to do
And you don't feel much like ridin',
You just wish the trip was through

Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page

Well you walk into a restaurant,
Strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you
As you're shakin' off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you
But you just want to explode

Most times you can't hear 'em talk,
Other times you can
All the same old cliches,
"Is that a woman or a man?"
And you always seem outnumbered,
You don't dare make a stand

Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page

Out there in the spotlight
You're a million miles away
Every ounce of energy
You try to give away
As the sweat pours out your body
Like the music that you play

Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringin' in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette,
Rememberin' what she said

Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page
Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page
There I go
There I go

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