Post by Bubba JD on Jun 1, 2010 21:04:05 GMT -6
Scene opens up at an old steel mill. Place looks like it's been abandoned for a few years. The building is dirty. Several rats are seen running around. The building looks structurally safe, though in need of a major uplift.
A small kerosene lamp is on, near the side of the building. A portable table is set up near the wall. The camera gets closer, until it gets a good view of the Destruction Crew. Gambler is reaming them a new rear end.
Gambler
Now, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you guys, but this has got to end now. What happened to the guys who were ripping apart their rivals, limb from limb? What happened to the guys who'd get in bar fights, every night of the week, get thrown in jail, show up hung over & still managing to get what they wanted? What happened to those guys?
Don't bother answering. I know exactly what happened. The four of you lost your focus. The four of you have become so used to getting things that you aren't putting the effort into the work, anymore. The four of you simply think that you're going to get what you want, because of your past successes.
Boys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those days are over. Clearly you guys have forgotten that you had to ransack Dunpork's House of Bacon, several months back, just to get a job back in SNW again. You've clearly forgotten that Super Vader had an ankle injury, at the arms of Margera, knocking him out of action for several months. Must I remind you guys that Super Vader was the Von Erich Memorial Champion, at the time of this incident?
Once returning, none of you have done anything to get back to your former glory. Now, you guys had a nice start doing that at 4Up. Unfortunately, nice just doesn't cut it. Nice doesn't bring you the win, the money or the fame.
Hanson.....you had the best showing at 4Up. You gave everyone one hell of a brawl. You never tapped out. You never got pinned. You were right in there, until the final bell. You couldn't have done much more during the Pay-Per-View.
Kong, Mauler, Super Vader.....the three of you did an average job during the Invitational Match. Problem is, average doesn't give you the win. Average means that you were simply there....not doing anything note worthy.
Mike Hanson
So, why are we here, of all places? What are you proposing that we do differently.
Gambler
You're here to help you get that old mindset back, the mindset that you guys had when you first joined SNW. When once successful people become complacent, it's because they forget what made them successful, to begin with. My success was because of all the risks I took, in my career. I was willing to go all-out, in order to get what I wanted. I was willing to throw it all down the drain, with the expectation that it would bring me greater rewards.
Your successes came because you only knew one direction....straight ahead. You guys only knew one speed....full speed. You'd either bulldoze everything that got in your way or you'd be destroyed, in the process.
You'll need to get to that point, quickly. Mauler, Mike, the two of you have a big match coming up at Guys Night Out! Four teams are in a Tag Team Turmoil Match. You've got a 1 in 4 chance of winning. That's a 25% chance of winning.
If this were a game of poker, the odds would downright stink.
Mauler
If you're simply going off mathmatical odds, then you would have a point. We're not facing all four teams at once. Two teams will be in the ring, at any given time. When one team loses, the next one comes out.
Mike Hanson
If we're the last team to come out, we'll be the freshest team in the match.
Gambler
You can't count on that happening. You'll have to assume that you'll be in the match, from the very beginning.
Mike Hanson
That's just the way we like things, too. I don't want any excuses from our opponents, when they lose. I don't want excuses, when we earn the #1 Contendership.
Mauler
Speaking of excuses, the Alley Ratz are going to have another reason to piss & moan, after Guys Night Out. They've failed time & again to take the Tag Team Titles, in recent months. Considering they can't even handle one team, there's no chance in Hell that they can handle three other teams.
Mike Hanson
We're going to leave them twitching in a nice, dark alley in a pool of their own blood. I have no time for pathetic losers like them.
Gambler
What about Levetation & Syco Boy?
Mauler
Syco Girl is the Terry Funk of SNW. He can't seem to make up his mind if he's going to retire or not. I've never met anyone that confused on what they wanted to do with their career. What's gonna happen during match time? Is he going to decide to retire again?
Mike Hanson
He's worse then Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Hulk Hogan & all other hasbeens put together. When he misses the attention too much, he decides to return. When he needs a little extra money, he makes another return. In eight months time, I expect to see Syco Bitch on another retirement tour.
Don't even get me started on that no-talent asshole, Levetation.
Gambler
You mean the same idiot who's failed to do anything note worthy in the last few years, but is now trying to become a title contender.
Mike Hanson
Same dipshit. His last "claim to fame" was for a company that now does the occassional charity show. This same retard has been back in action for what....8 months, if that? He hasn't had a decent match since working for Canada's Most Pathetic Heel.
Mauler
Levetation had good matches? Was that when he fueded with that fat, out-of-shape, blowhard? The idiot could've passed for Super Vader's twin.
Super Vader
Watch it, asshole! I'm big boned.
Killer Kong
That's a mighty big bone in your ass.
Gambler, Mauler & Mike Hanson laugh as Super Vader backhands Killer Kong. Both men quickly end up brawling, as the rest of the group continues laughing.
Gambler
If you think about it, the only team that really has a chance, it's SiMox. Even then, I don't recall a lot of tag matches from them.
Mike Hanson
They don't have the experience as a team, like we have. They don't have an ounce of Moxie between the two of them. They lack the Sensationalism that makes a team great.
Mauler
They're not all that impressive, in singles action, either. Silver spoons in their mouths & silver enimas up their asses is the only thing they understand. Hope they enough their lifestyles when I cram that silver spoon all the way down their throats.
Mike Hanson
And shove those silver enimas so far up their asses, they come their noses.
Gambler
Now, that's the attitude that I've been looking for, boys. Kong, Super Vader.....pick your asses off the floor. Got twinkies in the back of the truck. You can have 'em if you two behave.
Hearing Gambler say "twinkies", Killer Kong & Super Vader rush out of the building. Gambler shakes his head as Mauler & Hanson laugh. They follow suit, as the scene comes to an end.
A small kerosene lamp is on, near the side of the building. A portable table is set up near the wall. The camera gets closer, until it gets a good view of the Destruction Crew. Gambler is reaming them a new rear end.
Gambler
Now, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you guys, but this has got to end now. What happened to the guys who were ripping apart their rivals, limb from limb? What happened to the guys who'd get in bar fights, every night of the week, get thrown in jail, show up hung over & still managing to get what they wanted? What happened to those guys?
Don't bother answering. I know exactly what happened. The four of you lost your focus. The four of you have become so used to getting things that you aren't putting the effort into the work, anymore. The four of you simply think that you're going to get what you want, because of your past successes.
Boys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those days are over. Clearly you guys have forgotten that you had to ransack Dunpork's House of Bacon, several months back, just to get a job back in SNW again. You've clearly forgotten that Super Vader had an ankle injury, at the arms of Margera, knocking him out of action for several months. Must I remind you guys that Super Vader was the Von Erich Memorial Champion, at the time of this incident?
Once returning, none of you have done anything to get back to your former glory. Now, you guys had a nice start doing that at 4Up. Unfortunately, nice just doesn't cut it. Nice doesn't bring you the win, the money or the fame.
Hanson.....you had the best showing at 4Up. You gave everyone one hell of a brawl. You never tapped out. You never got pinned. You were right in there, until the final bell. You couldn't have done much more during the Pay-Per-View.
Kong, Mauler, Super Vader.....the three of you did an average job during the Invitational Match. Problem is, average doesn't give you the win. Average means that you were simply there....not doing anything note worthy.
Mike Hanson
So, why are we here, of all places? What are you proposing that we do differently.
Gambler
You're here to help you get that old mindset back, the mindset that you guys had when you first joined SNW. When once successful people become complacent, it's because they forget what made them successful, to begin with. My success was because of all the risks I took, in my career. I was willing to go all-out, in order to get what I wanted. I was willing to throw it all down the drain, with the expectation that it would bring me greater rewards.
Your successes came because you only knew one direction....straight ahead. You guys only knew one speed....full speed. You'd either bulldoze everything that got in your way or you'd be destroyed, in the process.
You'll need to get to that point, quickly. Mauler, Mike, the two of you have a big match coming up at Guys Night Out! Four teams are in a Tag Team Turmoil Match. You've got a 1 in 4 chance of winning. That's a 25% chance of winning.
If this were a game of poker, the odds would downright stink.
Mauler
If you're simply going off mathmatical odds, then you would have a point. We're not facing all four teams at once. Two teams will be in the ring, at any given time. When one team loses, the next one comes out.
Mike Hanson
If we're the last team to come out, we'll be the freshest team in the match.
Gambler
You can't count on that happening. You'll have to assume that you'll be in the match, from the very beginning.
Mike Hanson
That's just the way we like things, too. I don't want any excuses from our opponents, when they lose. I don't want excuses, when we earn the #1 Contendership.
Mauler
Speaking of excuses, the Alley Ratz are going to have another reason to piss & moan, after Guys Night Out. They've failed time & again to take the Tag Team Titles, in recent months. Considering they can't even handle one team, there's no chance in Hell that they can handle three other teams.
Mike Hanson
We're going to leave them twitching in a nice, dark alley in a pool of their own blood. I have no time for pathetic losers like them.
Gambler
What about Levetation & Syco Boy?
Mauler
Syco Girl is the Terry Funk of SNW. He can't seem to make up his mind if he's going to retire or not. I've never met anyone that confused on what they wanted to do with their career. What's gonna happen during match time? Is he going to decide to retire again?
Mike Hanson
He's worse then Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Hulk Hogan & all other hasbeens put together. When he misses the attention too much, he decides to return. When he needs a little extra money, he makes another return. In eight months time, I expect to see Syco Bitch on another retirement tour.
Don't even get me started on that no-talent asshole, Levetation.
Gambler
You mean the same idiot who's failed to do anything note worthy in the last few years, but is now trying to become a title contender.
Mike Hanson
Same dipshit. His last "claim to fame" was for a company that now does the occassional charity show. This same retard has been back in action for what....8 months, if that? He hasn't had a decent match since working for Canada's Most Pathetic Heel.
Mauler
Levetation had good matches? Was that when he fueded with that fat, out-of-shape, blowhard? The idiot could've passed for Super Vader's twin.
Super Vader
Watch it, asshole! I'm big boned.
Killer Kong
That's a mighty big bone in your ass.
Gambler, Mauler & Mike Hanson laugh as Super Vader backhands Killer Kong. Both men quickly end up brawling, as the rest of the group continues laughing.
Gambler
If you think about it, the only team that really has a chance, it's SiMox. Even then, I don't recall a lot of tag matches from them.
Mike Hanson
They don't have the experience as a team, like we have. They don't have an ounce of Moxie between the two of them. They lack the Sensationalism that makes a team great.
Mauler
They're not all that impressive, in singles action, either. Silver spoons in their mouths & silver enimas up their asses is the only thing they understand. Hope they enough their lifestyles when I cram that silver spoon all the way down their throats.
Mike Hanson
And shove those silver enimas so far up their asses, they come their noses.
Gambler
Now, that's the attitude that I've been looking for, boys. Kong, Super Vader.....pick your asses off the floor. Got twinkies in the back of the truck. You can have 'em if you two behave.
Hearing Gambler say "twinkies", Killer Kong & Super Vader rush out of the building. Gambler shakes his head as Mauler & Hanson laugh. They follow suit, as the scene comes to an end.
