Post by Slammin' Sam on Jun 2, 2010 17:48:16 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside a hotel room, where S.T. Strickler and Benson usually frequent. They're sitting at a table holding a pretty interesting conversation.
Strickler: Well who knew that losing at 4-Up would bring us such good fortune? We go from getting beat at a gimmicked PPV to a match that'll possibly make us #1 contenders for the Texas Tag Team championship.
Benson, other than FCW, you and me have been tag team champions twice before. And now, the third time would be the charm should we win the match.
Benson puts down his beer.
Benson: They should've given us the outright #1 contender's spot. Hell, we're better than everyone else. Once everybody heard that I was coming back, they all knew that it would be a matter of time when we take the belts.
Strickler: Damn straight. All those other teams should take a back seat, because we have the edge. Those other guys think they have a chance, but when you have a team that has been together for a long time, well then the odds are definitely in our favor.
Strickler picks up a piece of paper.
Strickler: Right here is those other guys we're facing this weekend at Dunpork's House of Bacon. First of all, there's SiMox.... Umm.. Benson?
Benson: I really don't know what to say about them... Let's just say "we're impressed" and move on from there.
Strickler: Hah! Works for me. Next is the Alley Ratz. Now we never really had any encounters with those guys, but I see they've won their share of tag team championships... But neither one of them has experienced singles glory like we have, or been a World champion like I have before.
Benson: And what's worse is that they come out to ICP music. Please! That lame clown duo hasn't been relevant since 1999, maybe 2000. Bunch of dumb, ICP-loving, Juggalo losers!
Strickler: Yeah, nobody listens to ICP anymore.
Benson: Ok, I got this one: Mike Hanson and The Mauler. Two of Destruction Crew's..... fattest! Haha! If I remember correctly, we beat them a few weeks ago. I really hope they go in first, because if they were to get to the finals, they'd be too out of breath to even continue.
Strickler: And they're managed by The Gambler, a guy that I've had quite a history with. Just like with Lloyd Banks, I beat him and embarrassed him by taking the WRF United States championship from him.
Strickler takes a drink of his beer. He smirks once he sees the final team.
Strickler: And how could we forget the last two guys? Our dear old friends from way back in our FCW days Syco Gimp and Levetation.
Benson: I remember Syco saying something about how he and Levetation have been friends since their FCW days. Big whoop. Like that means anything? They ain't super studs like us, and they definitely don't have that chemistry that we do.
Strickler: My body is still sore from that TLC match at 4-Up. If those two clowns hadn't goaded me, I wouldn't be a human pin-cushion right now. Those two are definitely going to get it, should we meet up with them in the Turmoil match. Face it, those sissies don't stand a real chance against us. Syco Girl might as well retire again, and Levetation should just go back to failing to win the big one.
Benson, I believe we are destined for greatness. And this weekend, we will show all those other teams that we are the best in the business. We will emerge victorious and become the #1 contenders to the SNW Texas Tag Team championships. We want the gold! Death Sentence, we're coming for you n-----
Benson stops Strickler right before he gets a chance to finish.
Benson: Dude! You're not Booker T! You don't have to that far!
Strickler: Hey man, I know what I'm doing!
The two continue to have a wild conversation as the scene fades out.
Strickler: Well who knew that losing at 4-Up would bring us such good fortune? We go from getting beat at a gimmicked PPV to a match that'll possibly make us #1 contenders for the Texas Tag Team championship.
Benson, other than FCW, you and me have been tag team champions twice before. And now, the third time would be the charm should we win the match.
Benson puts down his beer.
Benson: They should've given us the outright #1 contender's spot. Hell, we're better than everyone else. Once everybody heard that I was coming back, they all knew that it would be a matter of time when we take the belts.
Strickler: Damn straight. All those other teams should take a back seat, because we have the edge. Those other guys think they have a chance, but when you have a team that has been together for a long time, well then the odds are definitely in our favor.
Strickler picks up a piece of paper.
Strickler: Right here is those other guys we're facing this weekend at Dunpork's House of Bacon. First of all, there's SiMox.... Umm.. Benson?
Benson: I really don't know what to say about them... Let's just say "we're impressed" and move on from there.
Strickler: Hah! Works for me. Next is the Alley Ratz. Now we never really had any encounters with those guys, but I see they've won their share of tag team championships... But neither one of them has experienced singles glory like we have, or been a World champion like I have before.
Benson: And what's worse is that they come out to ICP music. Please! That lame clown duo hasn't been relevant since 1999, maybe 2000. Bunch of dumb, ICP-loving, Juggalo losers!
Strickler: Yeah, nobody listens to ICP anymore.
Benson: Ok, I got this one: Mike Hanson and The Mauler. Two of Destruction Crew's..... fattest! Haha! If I remember correctly, we beat them a few weeks ago. I really hope they go in first, because if they were to get to the finals, they'd be too out of breath to even continue.
Strickler: And they're managed by The Gambler, a guy that I've had quite a history with. Just like with Lloyd Banks, I beat him and embarrassed him by taking the WRF United States championship from him.
Strickler takes a drink of his beer. He smirks once he sees the final team.
Strickler: And how could we forget the last two guys? Our dear old friends from way back in our FCW days Syco Gimp and Levetation.
Benson: I remember Syco saying something about how he and Levetation have been friends since their FCW days. Big whoop. Like that means anything? They ain't super studs like us, and they definitely don't have that chemistry that we do.
Strickler: My body is still sore from that TLC match at 4-Up. If those two clowns hadn't goaded me, I wouldn't be a human pin-cushion right now. Those two are definitely going to get it, should we meet up with them in the Turmoil match. Face it, those sissies don't stand a real chance against us. Syco Girl might as well retire again, and Levetation should just go back to failing to win the big one.
Benson, I believe we are destined for greatness. And this weekend, we will show all those other teams that we are the best in the business. We will emerge victorious and become the #1 contenders to the SNW Texas Tag Team championships. We want the gold! Death Sentence, we're coming for you n-----
Benson stops Strickler right before he gets a chance to finish.
Benson: Dude! You're not Booker T! You don't have to that far!
Strickler: Hey man, I know what I'm doing!
The two continue to have a wild conversation as the scene fades out.
