Post by ykmn on Jun 3, 2010 18:52:08 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by, Eddy wears a Black Misfits T Shirt and Blue Jeans. Twitch wears a Black Hoodie with Juggalo written in White across the front. Both take a few moments before talking.
Eddy:We let you guys down didn't we, we know we let ourselves down quite a bit, but we know we let you guys down even more. We thought 4 Up was going to be our night once again, but apparently not, we failed, we took a shit in the bed again, and once again we walk out of an SNW event with our heads held down in failure.
Twitch lets out a sigh.
Twitch:We could say it was an off night and a shit load of other excuses, but the fact is we just did what we always do, and that's suck, we just plain out suck, there's no way around, the Alley Ratz are nothing but two guys who suck and can and will probably never even come close to holding this tag team titles again, I think that's something we've accepted about ourselves when we were making that long trek back home, we just can't get it done, no matter how hard we want to try and talk to you people and put some false hope into each and everyone one of you. How long can this go on for Ed? How long?
Eddy:I don't know.
Twitch:Neither do I. What do we have to do? We train hard, we push ourselves to our limits and past that, we try to do just whatever the hell it is we have to do to be a better tag team, but it's just not enough, five years we've been doing this thing, five years and right now we are at our crossroads and could be sinking faster and faster as the time goes on because as were looking at things right now there are plenty of teams making up the SNW Tag Team division now, and we could be getting pushed to the side sooner then we think because these teams could be alot hungrier and determined then we are in the critics eyes, were getting dumped on by almost everybody since we lost at 4 Up, we went browsing on some message boards and they were filled with the same old stuff we were expecting, The Alley Ratz blew it again, the Alley Ratz again dropped the ball and don't deserve to be challengers again, it seems everyone is just jumping on this whole "Screw Twitch and Eddy" bandwagon. How are we suppossed to feel about that?
Eddy:It sucks, it does, but these people are saying what alot are thinking, how many times are we going to fail in this company. When is it going to be enough and the SNW finally realizes that there's just no more room for us here anymore and hands us those walking papers and sends us on our merry ways. And I bet if that day did happen there'd be alot of people saying, "I saw it coming, and maybe should have happened sooner". Is that how things are going to go now, we put our hearts and souls into every match we've ever done not just in SNW but anywhere we've been booked, and people just shit on us like nothing. That's completely disrespectful, but you know that's how things go around here in this business. They can love you one day, then want you burnt at the stake the next, we could die in the ring and people would still shit on us.
Twitch:Now to alot of displeasure, the two of us again are in a number one contender's match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. Yeah yeah we get another shot, so what about it, you smart marks just sit back and shut your mouths, as much as you would like to say that we suck, the fact of the matter is that we still cannot be counted out, maybe the problem is we keep letting douchebags get into our ears, we should just focus on what's most important and that's to make ourselves happy, not anyone else, only us, and beating the hell out of these four teams that are put infront of us, and who are they you wonder, well Enforcers Of Pain, Syco and Lev, The Destruction Crew and SiMox.
Eddy:And people complain about us overstaying our welcomes, the Enforcers haven't been relevent in years, Syco and Lev are washed up, The Destruction Crew are big ogres who barely have a wrestling ability in their whole bodies, and SiMox, don't get me started. Are you guys serious, were the odd team out in a match like this, no no no, were going to eliminate them all, and then we are going to go after Death Sentence yet again, yeah that's right again, we'll keep going and going till we see fit and there's not a damn thing the critics can say about it.
Twitch:Were not going to let anyone dictate what we do besides ourselves. All you other teams are going to have to deal now with a new more agressive Alley Ratz, who are going to please themselves by beating these teams and getting back into that challenger spot.
Eddy:We are two angry Juggalos, and were not going to stop until we've torn all of you apart and prove why we are the best tag team in SNW.
Scene ends
Eddy:We let you guys down didn't we, we know we let ourselves down quite a bit, but we know we let you guys down even more. We thought 4 Up was going to be our night once again, but apparently not, we failed, we took a shit in the bed again, and once again we walk out of an SNW event with our heads held down in failure.
Twitch lets out a sigh.
Twitch:We could say it was an off night and a shit load of other excuses, but the fact is we just did what we always do, and that's suck, we just plain out suck, there's no way around, the Alley Ratz are nothing but two guys who suck and can and will probably never even come close to holding this tag team titles again, I think that's something we've accepted about ourselves when we were making that long trek back home, we just can't get it done, no matter how hard we want to try and talk to you people and put some false hope into each and everyone one of you. How long can this go on for Ed? How long?
Eddy:I don't know.
Twitch:Neither do I. What do we have to do? We train hard, we push ourselves to our limits and past that, we try to do just whatever the hell it is we have to do to be a better tag team, but it's just not enough, five years we've been doing this thing, five years and right now we are at our crossroads and could be sinking faster and faster as the time goes on because as were looking at things right now there are plenty of teams making up the SNW Tag Team division now, and we could be getting pushed to the side sooner then we think because these teams could be alot hungrier and determined then we are in the critics eyes, were getting dumped on by almost everybody since we lost at 4 Up, we went browsing on some message boards and they were filled with the same old stuff we were expecting, The Alley Ratz blew it again, the Alley Ratz again dropped the ball and don't deserve to be challengers again, it seems everyone is just jumping on this whole "Screw Twitch and Eddy" bandwagon. How are we suppossed to feel about that?
Eddy:It sucks, it does, but these people are saying what alot are thinking, how many times are we going to fail in this company. When is it going to be enough and the SNW finally realizes that there's just no more room for us here anymore and hands us those walking papers and sends us on our merry ways. And I bet if that day did happen there'd be alot of people saying, "I saw it coming, and maybe should have happened sooner". Is that how things are going to go now, we put our hearts and souls into every match we've ever done not just in SNW but anywhere we've been booked, and people just shit on us like nothing. That's completely disrespectful, but you know that's how things go around here in this business. They can love you one day, then want you burnt at the stake the next, we could die in the ring and people would still shit on us.
Twitch:Now to alot of displeasure, the two of us again are in a number one contender's match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. Yeah yeah we get another shot, so what about it, you smart marks just sit back and shut your mouths, as much as you would like to say that we suck, the fact of the matter is that we still cannot be counted out, maybe the problem is we keep letting douchebags get into our ears, we should just focus on what's most important and that's to make ourselves happy, not anyone else, only us, and beating the hell out of these four teams that are put infront of us, and who are they you wonder, well Enforcers Of Pain, Syco and Lev, The Destruction Crew and SiMox.
Eddy:And people complain about us overstaying our welcomes, the Enforcers haven't been relevent in years, Syco and Lev are washed up, The Destruction Crew are big ogres who barely have a wrestling ability in their whole bodies, and SiMox, don't get me started. Are you guys serious, were the odd team out in a match like this, no no no, were going to eliminate them all, and then we are going to go after Death Sentence yet again, yeah that's right again, we'll keep going and going till we see fit and there's not a damn thing the critics can say about it.
Twitch:Were not going to let anyone dictate what we do besides ourselves. All you other teams are going to have to deal now with a new more agressive Alley Ratz, who are going to please themselves by beating these teams and getting back into that challenger spot.
Eddy:We are two angry Juggalos, and were not going to stop until we've torn all of you apart and prove why we are the best tag team in SNW.
Scene ends
