Post by Jillie on Jun 8, 2010 21:50:13 GMT -6
Scene opens in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner. Brenda Price has the mic.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am standing here with Y Kores, who are returning after a short break to take on Preston Munchinsonton and Sixth Street Assassins.
Who?
Exactly.
“The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester and “The Assassin” Rory Kotch snicker, but “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu shoots them a looks of disapproval.
Uh…Let’s start with you, Petrina. Y Kores didn’t do very well at 4 Up recently. What went wrong?
Rotchester takes a pensive swig of beer before answering.
It was all circumstance, love. Everyone knows we’re at our best in one on one or two on two or three on three action; all this mayhem in all these brawl matches just creates opportunities for our opponents to cheat an’ beat us. They can’ beat us when…
Samu interrupts with a sigh and a roll of her eyes. Annoyed, Rotchester opens her mouth to speak but Kotch, sensing an argument coming on, interrupts.
Ve have taken some time off to recollect ourselves and ve are back and more focused than ever. Ve vill be spendink the rest of the veek trainink and gettink to know our opponents, and then…
Samu scoffs at this and mutters under her breath.
…because that’s always helped in the past.
Kotch is now annoyed, and she and Rotchester are staring at Samu as if they’ve had this argument before and that now is not the time to rehash it.
What do you mean by that, Adriana?
It’s just that we stand here and say the same thing every week, Brenda. And we do the same thing every week. We get on a little roll, somehow we f*ck it up, we take time off to ‘collect ourselves’, and then we come back and just continue in the exact same mediocrity we rolled around in before we left. It’s not working. At 4 Up we did everything we said we’d do! We trained hard! We studied the other people in the match! We believed, really believed that we had this one in the bag! We lost!
Like I said, these matches weren’t our forte, love…
This is professional wrestling! Not American Idol! We don’t get the luxury of having a forte! We have to be able to adapt to whatever match we find ourselves in!
Maybe if ve had a more positive attitude…
Positive attitudes are not going to win matches! We need a new strategy! Every time Brenda sticks a mic in our face we go on about how we’ll be ready this week. We know our opponents inside and out this week. We have the whole thing figured out and we’re going to use it to our advantage this week. When is ‘this week’ going to come!? When are we actually going to live up to all the crap we yap about every week!?
You know what? Maybe that’s the exact problem. Maybe we should stop standing here yapping about how our opponents underestimate us and think we’re lesser wrestlers because we’re chicks. Maybe we should stop touting our accomplishments and promising our fans that we’ll surely rise above ‘this week.’ Maybe we should just stop talking altogether.
Everyone is silent for a second. Brenda looks stunned. Kotch gets a little smirk on her face and smacks her palm affectionately with her pipe.
Maybe you’re right, Comrade. Maybe ve should cut this interview short and find another…form of communication.
Rotchester takes a swig of her beer.
An’ maybe we should stop talkin’ about what we’re gonna do an’ just go do it.
The three ladies all look at each other and smile. Samu turns and walks off the scene, followed by Kotch, who is laughing to herself. Rotchester winks at Brenda.
I guess we’ll see ye Saturday, love.
Rotchester follows her stable mates off camera, leaving Price standing looking very confused.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am standing here with Y Kores, who are returning after a short break to take on Preston Munchinsonton and Sixth Street Assassins.
Who?
Exactly.
“The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester and “The Assassin” Rory Kotch snicker, but “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu shoots them a looks of disapproval.
Uh…Let’s start with you, Petrina. Y Kores didn’t do very well at 4 Up recently. What went wrong?
Rotchester takes a pensive swig of beer before answering.
It was all circumstance, love. Everyone knows we’re at our best in one on one or two on two or three on three action; all this mayhem in all these brawl matches just creates opportunities for our opponents to cheat an’ beat us. They can’ beat us when…
Samu interrupts with a sigh and a roll of her eyes. Annoyed, Rotchester opens her mouth to speak but Kotch, sensing an argument coming on, interrupts.
Ve have taken some time off to recollect ourselves and ve are back and more focused than ever. Ve vill be spendink the rest of the veek trainink and gettink to know our opponents, and then…
Samu scoffs at this and mutters under her breath.
…because that’s always helped in the past.
Kotch is now annoyed, and she and Rotchester are staring at Samu as if they’ve had this argument before and that now is not the time to rehash it.
What do you mean by that, Adriana?
It’s just that we stand here and say the same thing every week, Brenda. And we do the same thing every week. We get on a little roll, somehow we f*ck it up, we take time off to ‘collect ourselves’, and then we come back and just continue in the exact same mediocrity we rolled around in before we left. It’s not working. At 4 Up we did everything we said we’d do! We trained hard! We studied the other people in the match! We believed, really believed that we had this one in the bag! We lost!
Like I said, these matches weren’t our forte, love…
This is professional wrestling! Not American Idol! We don’t get the luxury of having a forte! We have to be able to adapt to whatever match we find ourselves in!
Maybe if ve had a more positive attitude…
Positive attitudes are not going to win matches! We need a new strategy! Every time Brenda sticks a mic in our face we go on about how we’ll be ready this week. We know our opponents inside and out this week. We have the whole thing figured out and we’re going to use it to our advantage this week. When is ‘this week’ going to come!? When are we actually going to live up to all the crap we yap about every week!?
You know what? Maybe that’s the exact problem. Maybe we should stop standing here yapping about how our opponents underestimate us and think we’re lesser wrestlers because we’re chicks. Maybe we should stop touting our accomplishments and promising our fans that we’ll surely rise above ‘this week.’ Maybe we should just stop talking altogether.
Everyone is silent for a second. Brenda looks stunned. Kotch gets a little smirk on her face and smacks her palm affectionately with her pipe.
Maybe you’re right, Comrade. Maybe ve should cut this interview short and find another…form of communication.
Rotchester takes a swig of her beer.
An’ maybe we should stop talkin’ about what we’re gonna do an’ just go do it.
The three ladies all look at each other and smile. Samu turns and walks off the scene, followed by Kotch, who is laughing to herself. Rotchester winks at Brenda.
I guess we’ll see ye Saturday, love.
Rotchester follows her stable mates off camera, leaving Price standing looking very confused.
