Post by dannypayless on Jun 9, 2010 16:00:57 GMT -6
Camera begins as Danny is seen sitting at Adair's Salloon. Shooting the S with his bandmate Mr. Chad. Mr. Chad is kissing his ass about how great he has been recently and how masterful he was against Ned Carter at Guys Night out. How dominant he was as Danny kind of nods at him in a half ass agreement. As Mr. Chad is about to walk off to get some old crow and lone star Danny begins his little speech
Mr. Chad - I'm gonna get me some Lone Star. You want anything man.
Danny - Nah. I'm good dude
Mr.Chad walks off and the camera is facing up at Danny
Oh he's all impressed. With what? Me kicking the snot out of Ned Carter. Big Deal. I knew I was going to do that. Since I got beat by that jabroni Mike Lafontaine no one and I mean absolutely no one in the SNW has been working his ass off the way I have. I've been murdering my self as much as I can so that once I get in there I know I'm going to win. Not think I'm going to win. Not pray. Not hope. Not relying on the other guy in the ring making mistakes. Just a full fledged ass whipping on that other guy in the squared circle. What every body has been seeing is not a mistake. It is not a fluke. This is the REAL Danny Palis. And this is just the tip. This is nothing. I know I'm going nowhere but up.
Now this week these are the type of matches that I look forward to. True tag team chaos. Chaos, destruction, madness. That is what this is all about. Me, Tyler, Steve, and The Enforcers of Pain are ready to absolutely maul the Alley Ratz and the destruction crew. Destruction Crew? I'm gonna show you destruction. I'm gonna show you some hell that any of you have seen. We're gonna take you to school saturday. I'm ready to unleash all kinds of hell in this thing. Hell that ain't been unleashed since 4up. All 5 of us are some really dirty cats that ain't above some old school "rasslin" that will absolutely blow your mind.
You fans out there that booed me get your little voices ready. That don't bother me a damn bit. The more you boo me the meaner I get. And the meaner I get the more I want to kick the guys ass in front of me. And i dont care if it's Killer Kong, Eddy, Twitch, Mauler or Mike Hanson. As soon as I get in that ring my give a damn meter is non existant. As soon as that bell rings you can effin forget all that whiskey drinkin' image you have in your little heads. I'm coming to kick the ever livin s--- out of all of you. I don't care who it is. I'll be much more than ready.
Put it up on your little bulletin board too. Get mad about it if you like. It's not going matter in the least. Me, Steve, Tyler, and the Enforcers are going to destroy you. Not just beat you. We are going to embarass you. You don't like what i say or how I am? Then do something about it in the ring. But you can't. We will not be denied at Saturday Night Onslaught. There will be blood, carnage, and your bodies will be everywhere. We are coming to conquer.
At saturday night onslaught you'll see some lightning, then you will hear some thunder. There will be no doubt in your mind that an Afternoon Cloud is rolling in. The forecast is my four horsemen of pain - misery, suffering, torture, and agony. And that is just the beginning. You will all see that all wrapped when this grenade of anger and hate explodes in a specatcle that not even New Year's eve in the NYC can compete with. Devastation is on the way. Alley Ratz and Destruction crew you are hereby warned. This Saturday The Sahara Reign is coming with The Black Hand and the Enforcers of Pain for one thing only. At the Gordietorium- The King Buck Stops here.
Camera fades out as Mr. Chad rejoins Danny and they begin talking about their next gig at Love and War in Texas
Mr. Chad - I'm gonna get me some Lone Star. You want anything man.
Danny - Nah. I'm good dude
Mr.Chad walks off and the camera is facing up at Danny
Oh he's all impressed. With what? Me kicking the snot out of Ned Carter. Big Deal. I knew I was going to do that. Since I got beat by that jabroni Mike Lafontaine no one and I mean absolutely no one in the SNW has been working his ass off the way I have. I've been murdering my self as much as I can so that once I get in there I know I'm going to win. Not think I'm going to win. Not pray. Not hope. Not relying on the other guy in the ring making mistakes. Just a full fledged ass whipping on that other guy in the squared circle. What every body has been seeing is not a mistake. It is not a fluke. This is the REAL Danny Palis. And this is just the tip. This is nothing. I know I'm going nowhere but up.
Now this week these are the type of matches that I look forward to. True tag team chaos. Chaos, destruction, madness. That is what this is all about. Me, Tyler, Steve, and The Enforcers of Pain are ready to absolutely maul the Alley Ratz and the destruction crew. Destruction Crew? I'm gonna show you destruction. I'm gonna show you some hell that any of you have seen. We're gonna take you to school saturday. I'm ready to unleash all kinds of hell in this thing. Hell that ain't been unleashed since 4up. All 5 of us are some really dirty cats that ain't above some old school "rasslin" that will absolutely blow your mind.
You fans out there that booed me get your little voices ready. That don't bother me a damn bit. The more you boo me the meaner I get. And the meaner I get the more I want to kick the guys ass in front of me. And i dont care if it's Killer Kong, Eddy, Twitch, Mauler or Mike Hanson. As soon as I get in that ring my give a damn meter is non existant. As soon as that bell rings you can effin forget all that whiskey drinkin' image you have in your little heads. I'm coming to kick the ever livin s--- out of all of you. I don't care who it is. I'll be much more than ready.
Put it up on your little bulletin board too. Get mad about it if you like. It's not going matter in the least. Me, Steve, Tyler, and the Enforcers are going to destroy you. Not just beat you. We are going to embarass you. You don't like what i say or how I am? Then do something about it in the ring. But you can't. We will not be denied at Saturday Night Onslaught. There will be blood, carnage, and your bodies will be everywhere. We are coming to conquer.
At saturday night onslaught you'll see some lightning, then you will hear some thunder. There will be no doubt in your mind that an Afternoon Cloud is rolling in. The forecast is my four horsemen of pain - misery, suffering, torture, and agony. And that is just the beginning. You will all see that all wrapped when this grenade of anger and hate explodes in a specatcle that not even New Year's eve in the NYC can compete with. Devastation is on the way. Alley Ratz and Destruction crew you are hereby warned. This Saturday The Sahara Reign is coming with The Black Hand and the Enforcers of Pain for one thing only. At the Gordietorium- The King Buck Stops here.
Camera fades out as Mr. Chad rejoins Danny and they begin talking about their next gig at Love and War in Texas
