Post by Hollywood on Jun 9, 2010 21:34:47 GMT -6
Being married to Wench has caused Matt Margera to pick up on some of her habits, such as occasionally taking time to sit atop rooftops of whichever building Matt Margera wants to sit on top of to think about the events that lie ahead. In what looks like an effort to offend the citizens of the state of Colorado, Matt Margera looks like he's getting ready to go to school at Columbine rather than getting ready for a wrestling match as he's dressed in jeans; a black T-shirt with the Joker of Batman fame on it, with the Joker looking ever so evil; a black trench coat; and for reasons unknown, sunglasses even though it's the dead of night, probably 2 AM. Matt's legs are sprawled over the edge of the building as he looks down at the night life below him, shaking his head. The camera is off to the side as he addresses whoever may be watching on SNW.com without turning to look at the camera.
Fools. Every single last one of them, getting themselves drunk at their favorite watering hole, or maybe even getting themselves high on ecstasy at City Streets. But what else would I expect to see, sitting atop the roof of the Gordietorium, overlooking Sundance Square in Downtown Fort Worth? Sadly, it seems that movies such as "Demolition Man" and "Idiocracy" are quite prophetic. People in authority are either corrupt or scared to exercise their authority. "Sir, please put the gun down." Gimme a break. In fact, I'm surprised that the #1 rated television show in the world isn't "Ow! My Balls!" What's even sadder is that a show such as that would be an intellectual step up from what IS on television these days.
Why the hostility? How about the fact that this kind of idiocracy has overtaken Sports Nutz Wrestling. We have co-owners who can't get anything done, and the result is a joke of an election. You know the company is in trouble when the candidates are a dirty old man who tries to grope the first female he sees, a geek who thinks he's saving the world, and a racist baseball pitcher who's name isn't John Rocker. Had someone who knew what they were doing was in charge of SNW, Kid Thunder wouldn't have been allowed anywhere near ringside at 4 Up in order to be able to cost Wench her chance to make it to the Cage Of Death. And idiocracy is what's allowed punks such as the Versus Violation to be cheered like war heroes. But should we be surprised that morons cheer for people such as the Versus Violation given who is popular among the masses these days? Selfish pricks such as the Jonas Brothers, who block out an entertainment venue such as Main Event, where kids play laser tag and air hockey, and where adults enjoy a nice game of pool and/or go bowling. The Jonas Brothers block that place out for themselves, even after parents have made birthday party reservations for their kids. And what happens? The Jonas Brothers get the venue, and mommy and daddy have to explain to little Jimmy why his birthday party is cancelled. Yet people cheer those selfish pricks.
Then you have the hypocrite to end all hypocrites, Michael Irvin. Committing adultery on his wife with harlots, getting caught with illegal substances, and gets suspended. But how is he received among the masses when he returns without so much as an apology? He is cheered like a conquering hero as if he had slain Hitler.
It's even more sickening when you look back on history and see how people who truly tried to make a difference in the world were treated. Men such as Martin Luther King, Jr., who tried to unite everyone and remind everyone that deep down, we are all one in the same, yet gets gunned down. Or George W. Bush, who rids the world of one of the most evil men in all of the world, and while he was in office, we didn't hear nary a word about terrorists attempting to blow up buildings in places such as Downtown Dallas, but what thanks does he get? People making signs that have swastikas drawn on his face, people superimposing his face onto Hitler's body and even going so far as to draw the Hitler mustache on him.
And then there is me. Everyone cried out about how Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz were running SNW into the ground. Everyone was wanting me to come back, and I did at last year's 4 Up. But then people such as Soul Reaper tried to question my actions, and those blind sheep thought to themselves, "Well we cheer for Soul Reaper, and he says that Matt Margera is a bad guy, so it must be true." Oddly enough, two other wrestlers were having similar issues. Tyler Guevara, who was trying to show these people the truth about what's happened to this once great country of America, was being persecuted as an anti-American. Andy Lionheart was getting shortchanged by referees and even the powers that be. I empathized with them in their plight, as did Wench. That is why we extended invitations for them to join the Perfect World, as they realized that their way in this Perfect World was through Matt Margera.
"God has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has appointed, having furnished proof to all men by raising Him from the dead."
-Acts 17:31.
Versus Violation, this Saturday night has been fixed as the day that you will be judged before everyone watching Saturday Night Onslaught. Versus Vince, you have been found guilty of turning away from sound leadership in Gordon Heath and turning to the worship of the fans, thinking of yourself as some sort of god. And how foolish of Kijar Donnelly, Seth Davids, and Valerie Snyder to follow after you. Sadly, it's too late for all of you, as Tyler, Andy and I will throw deep into the fiery pit of eternal damnation to suffer forever and ever.
"I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh."
-Proverbs 1:26.
Versus Violation, your calamity is in a few nights here at the Gordietorium. Tyler, Andy, Wench and I can all see the fear that is deep within all of you. You may not show it, and you may lie to these fans and say that you are not afraid, but deep down we know that you are. You know what we are all capable of. You need look no further than the wrestling promotions that have done me wrong and have since shut their doors. We will mock your fear, and we will laugh our socks off when the ambulance comes to take you to the hospital, and we will laugh harder when the news comes down that your careers have ended at our hands.
Fade to black.
Fools. Every single last one of them, getting themselves drunk at their favorite watering hole, or maybe even getting themselves high on ecstasy at City Streets. But what else would I expect to see, sitting atop the roof of the Gordietorium, overlooking Sundance Square in Downtown Fort Worth? Sadly, it seems that movies such as "Demolition Man" and "Idiocracy" are quite prophetic. People in authority are either corrupt or scared to exercise their authority. "Sir, please put the gun down." Gimme a break. In fact, I'm surprised that the #1 rated television show in the world isn't "Ow! My Balls!" What's even sadder is that a show such as that would be an intellectual step up from what IS on television these days.
Why the hostility? How about the fact that this kind of idiocracy has overtaken Sports Nutz Wrestling. We have co-owners who can't get anything done, and the result is a joke of an election. You know the company is in trouble when the candidates are a dirty old man who tries to grope the first female he sees, a geek who thinks he's saving the world, and a racist baseball pitcher who's name isn't John Rocker. Had someone who knew what they were doing was in charge of SNW, Kid Thunder wouldn't have been allowed anywhere near ringside at 4 Up in order to be able to cost Wench her chance to make it to the Cage Of Death. And idiocracy is what's allowed punks such as the Versus Violation to be cheered like war heroes. But should we be surprised that morons cheer for people such as the Versus Violation given who is popular among the masses these days? Selfish pricks such as the Jonas Brothers, who block out an entertainment venue such as Main Event, where kids play laser tag and air hockey, and where adults enjoy a nice game of pool and/or go bowling. The Jonas Brothers block that place out for themselves, even after parents have made birthday party reservations for their kids. And what happens? The Jonas Brothers get the venue, and mommy and daddy have to explain to little Jimmy why his birthday party is cancelled. Yet people cheer those selfish pricks.
Then you have the hypocrite to end all hypocrites, Michael Irvin. Committing adultery on his wife with harlots, getting caught with illegal substances, and gets suspended. But how is he received among the masses when he returns without so much as an apology? He is cheered like a conquering hero as if he had slain Hitler.
It's even more sickening when you look back on history and see how people who truly tried to make a difference in the world were treated. Men such as Martin Luther King, Jr., who tried to unite everyone and remind everyone that deep down, we are all one in the same, yet gets gunned down. Or George W. Bush, who rids the world of one of the most evil men in all of the world, and while he was in office, we didn't hear nary a word about terrorists attempting to blow up buildings in places such as Downtown Dallas, but what thanks does he get? People making signs that have swastikas drawn on his face, people superimposing his face onto Hitler's body and even going so far as to draw the Hitler mustache on him.
And then there is me. Everyone cried out about how Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz were running SNW into the ground. Everyone was wanting me to come back, and I did at last year's 4 Up. But then people such as Soul Reaper tried to question my actions, and those blind sheep thought to themselves, "Well we cheer for Soul Reaper, and he says that Matt Margera is a bad guy, so it must be true." Oddly enough, two other wrestlers were having similar issues. Tyler Guevara, who was trying to show these people the truth about what's happened to this once great country of America, was being persecuted as an anti-American. Andy Lionheart was getting shortchanged by referees and even the powers that be. I empathized with them in their plight, as did Wench. That is why we extended invitations for them to join the Perfect World, as they realized that their way in this Perfect World was through Matt Margera.
"God has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has appointed, having furnished proof to all men by raising Him from the dead."
-Acts 17:31.
Versus Violation, this Saturday night has been fixed as the day that you will be judged before everyone watching Saturday Night Onslaught. Versus Vince, you have been found guilty of turning away from sound leadership in Gordon Heath and turning to the worship of the fans, thinking of yourself as some sort of god. And how foolish of Kijar Donnelly, Seth Davids, and Valerie Snyder to follow after you. Sadly, it's too late for all of you, as Tyler, Andy and I will throw deep into the fiery pit of eternal damnation to suffer forever and ever.
"I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh."
-Proverbs 1:26.
Versus Violation, your calamity is in a few nights here at the Gordietorium. Tyler, Andy, Wench and I can all see the fear that is deep within all of you. You may not show it, and you may lie to these fans and say that you are not afraid, but deep down we know that you are. You know what we are all capable of. You need look no further than the wrestling promotions that have done me wrong and have since shut their doors. We will mock your fear, and we will laugh our socks off when the ambulance comes to take you to the hospital, and we will laugh harder when the news comes down that your careers have ended at our hands.
Fade to black.
