Post by emokid on Jun 10, 2010 8:08:35 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara stands in an alley somewhere in Downtown Fort Worth. He wears an American Lab Rat T-Shirt, Blue Jeans, black anarchy converses, and a leather anarchy writstband with leather spikes coming out of it. He stands with defiance on his face.
TYLER GUEVARA:Vince, Kijar, Seth. The Versus Violation, Ladies and Gentlemen. A real thorn in my side. Why are they a thorn in my side? Why don't I scream for them like those little 6 year-olds scream for them? Do you really wat to know wh I don't have a picture of them in a frame in my bedroom? It's because I actually know them. I actually work with these self indulgent jerk-offs. These ment that pervert their fame just to get cheers. These guys are like your Texas Rangers. Just because you have Vladimir Guerrero, doesn't mean your going to the World Series. Let's analyze these three.
First off we have the Italian, Kijar Donnelly, from Rome. Yeah, I'll believe that. Because Donnelly is such an Italian name. S, is Kijar. (Tries to refain from laughing) Are you Americans really buying into the rumor that he is Italian. I'm sorry, but Kijar Donnelly doesn't sound like an Italian name. No, Kijar Donnelly sounds like te name of an Indian prostitute. I've got a good Italian name for you. BOBBAGANOOSH SITADOWNAANDASHUTAUPA. If these feeble American sheep believe you're Italian, they'll believe anything. Well, I guess they can. They voted George Bush twice. If that's not proof that that the intelligence of the American species is deteriorating, I don't know what is.
Seth Davids. The switchblade. Ok, is that supposed to scare me. Is that supposed to make me quake. I've got bad news for you. I'm not scared. Not convinced. Ok. Let me dig around that old Omerta profile. Have you ever served in war? Have you ever been in the military? No? (Gasp) Shocker of the year. Guess what, I have. I served in that Nonsense War in Afghanistan. Fighting for a country that doesn't care about it's own people. Fighting for a crooked military. Fighting under a destructive prsident. We still are working for a destructive president, only ths time, he's a democrat. So, a little nickname like the switchblade isn't going to make me piss myself. So, do me a favor, and go fight a war.
Now we get on to my "best friend." Versus Vince. Vince you have been a thorn in my side, and ache in my head, a pain in my ass since I came back. You destroyed my chances at glory because, like these simple minded patriots, you are nothing but a cheater. You have found every shortcut to win. Now, I have my group with me. I have Matt Margera. I have Andy Lionheart. Wtih the three of of us, we are unstoppable. You have nowhere to run, and those two poor excuses for a tag team can't help you. No one can help you. Vince, it'll be my pleasure to put the final nail in your coffin.
Versus Violation, I say it over and over, and these words still ring true. Freedom is just a fairytale. It's going to take this match to prove it. Good Luck boys. You're going to need it.
Guevara walks off, as the camera fades to black.
TYLER GUEVARA:Vince, Kijar, Seth. The Versus Violation, Ladies and Gentlemen. A real thorn in my side. Why are they a thorn in my side? Why don't I scream for them like those little 6 year-olds scream for them? Do you really wat to know wh I don't have a picture of them in a frame in my bedroom? It's because I actually know them. I actually work with these self indulgent jerk-offs. These ment that pervert their fame just to get cheers. These guys are like your Texas Rangers. Just because you have Vladimir Guerrero, doesn't mean your going to the World Series. Let's analyze these three.
First off we have the Italian, Kijar Donnelly, from Rome. Yeah, I'll believe that. Because Donnelly is such an Italian name. S, is Kijar. (Tries to refain from laughing) Are you Americans really buying into the rumor that he is Italian. I'm sorry, but Kijar Donnelly doesn't sound like an Italian name. No, Kijar Donnelly sounds like te name of an Indian prostitute. I've got a good Italian name for you. BOBBAGANOOSH SITADOWNAANDASHUTAUPA. If these feeble American sheep believe you're Italian, they'll believe anything. Well, I guess they can. They voted George Bush twice. If that's not proof that that the intelligence of the American species is deteriorating, I don't know what is.
Seth Davids. The switchblade. Ok, is that supposed to scare me. Is that supposed to make me quake. I've got bad news for you. I'm not scared. Not convinced. Ok. Let me dig around that old Omerta profile. Have you ever served in war? Have you ever been in the military? No? (Gasp) Shocker of the year. Guess what, I have. I served in that Nonsense War in Afghanistan. Fighting for a country that doesn't care about it's own people. Fighting for a crooked military. Fighting under a destructive prsident. We still are working for a destructive president, only ths time, he's a democrat. So, a little nickname like the switchblade isn't going to make me piss myself. So, do me a favor, and go fight a war.
Now we get on to my "best friend." Versus Vince. Vince you have been a thorn in my side, and ache in my head, a pain in my ass since I came back. You destroyed my chances at glory because, like these simple minded patriots, you are nothing but a cheater. You have found every shortcut to win. Now, I have my group with me. I have Matt Margera. I have Andy Lionheart. Wtih the three of of us, we are unstoppable. You have nowhere to run, and those two poor excuses for a tag team can't help you. No one can help you. Vince, it'll be my pleasure to put the final nail in your coffin.
Versus Violation, I say it over and over, and these words still ring true. Freedom is just a fairytale. It's going to take this match to prove it. Good Luck boys. You're going to need it.
Guevara walks off, as the camera fades to black.
