Post by Bubba JD on Jun 15, 2010 20:48:04 GMT -6
Scene opens in the front of a Super Wal-mart, during the late night hours. Traffic is pretty light. A motorhome is pulling into the parking lot. Once it gets settled into a spot near the building, the engine shuts off. A few moments later, a door opens up. The Destruction Crew slowly wanders out, followed soon by The Gambler. They're muttering about needing to pick up some food, as they head into the store. Gambler, gesturing to the D-Crew to go about their business, looks at the camera.
Gambler
Let's find some decent lighting. Probably a good idea to go inside for this. Too damned dark out here.
They continue to walk to the building. Gambler heads through the front doors, past the door greeter, and heads past a McDonalds. A few moments go by until he gets to a quiet area in the bakery.
Gambler
As you guys can see, we're finally getting a little bit of quiet time, after a hectic couple of days. We had two big tag matches, neither of which were exactly booked in our favor. What can you do? Sometimes, you draw the low card. Other times, you draw the high card. This last time, we drew the low card. My boys got paired with guys that, quite simply, we didn't trust. We couldn't count on them to pull their weight. In the case of Alex Daniels, we knew that he'd eventually screw us. As you'd expect, I had Super Vader do a pre-emptive screwjob before he could be screwed over.
Now, if you look over there...(pointing towards the McDonald's).....you can see Killer Kong looking like Hell. He's still feeling the effects of the conchairto, thanks to Lionheart & Wench. Let me assure you worthless bitches, and that tranny wannabe, Wench....all you did was slow the big man down. That, and you managed to piss off the rest of the Destruction Crew.
Danny Palis, you've got two very big, angry men coming for your worthless carcass at Guy's Night Out. I really pray, for your sake, that you've got great insurance. You'll need every penny you can get out of them, once Mauler & Super Vader demolish you. You'll be out of action for a very long time.
Gambler signals for Super Vader & Mauler, who walk up next to him.
Super Vader
There goes an old expression that, while occassionally being the butt of jokes, holds a bit of meaning, especially when facing men like us. I believe it goes along the lines of "Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry." We may not be green or muscular, but we can do a hell of a job busting things up.
Alex Daniels, I'd have thought that you would've learned something on Saturday. A smart man would've taken taken his lumps and find a better day to pick a fight. Not you. Apparently, you've got nothing in the brains department. You still want a piece of me, one way or another. Punk, I can guarantee that you're getting exactly what you wanted. Problem is, you'll be getting more of me then you know what to do with. I'm probably the biggest, meanest S.O.B. that you've ever had the misfortune of facing. I'm going to tear through you as though you were an overgrown steak. Won't be anything left, when I'm finished butchering you.
Mauler
As far as you go, Palis, you've just had to go ahead & make enemies with the wrong stable, haven't you? You had to bust me open on Saturday. You, along with SNW's rent-a-girlfriend, had to nail a conchairto on Killer Kong. You, along with Wench, Matt Margera & the rest of his cronies, have all signed their own death certificates. The Destruction Crew is here to make sure that your remaining days are filled with pain, suffering & plenty of destruction.
Gambler
Palis, Daniels, your line of credit has now been revoked. The House intends on collecting, one way or another. Guys Night Out, we collect on the debt. Whether or not your asses can cash the checks that your mouths have been writing will be seen.
Scene fades out as Gambler, Mauler & Super Vader head over to the McDonald's.
Gambler
Let's find some decent lighting. Probably a good idea to go inside for this. Too damned dark out here.
They continue to walk to the building. Gambler heads through the front doors, past the door greeter, and heads past a McDonalds. A few moments go by until he gets to a quiet area in the bakery.
Gambler
As you guys can see, we're finally getting a little bit of quiet time, after a hectic couple of days. We had two big tag matches, neither of which were exactly booked in our favor. What can you do? Sometimes, you draw the low card. Other times, you draw the high card. This last time, we drew the low card. My boys got paired with guys that, quite simply, we didn't trust. We couldn't count on them to pull their weight. In the case of Alex Daniels, we knew that he'd eventually screw us. As you'd expect, I had Super Vader do a pre-emptive screwjob before he could be screwed over.
Now, if you look over there...(pointing towards the McDonald's).....you can see Killer Kong looking like Hell. He's still feeling the effects of the conchairto, thanks to Lionheart & Wench. Let me assure you worthless bitches, and that tranny wannabe, Wench....all you did was slow the big man down. That, and you managed to piss off the rest of the Destruction Crew.
Danny Palis, you've got two very big, angry men coming for your worthless carcass at Guy's Night Out. I really pray, for your sake, that you've got great insurance. You'll need every penny you can get out of them, once Mauler & Super Vader demolish you. You'll be out of action for a very long time.
Gambler signals for Super Vader & Mauler, who walk up next to him.
Super Vader
There goes an old expression that, while occassionally being the butt of jokes, holds a bit of meaning, especially when facing men like us. I believe it goes along the lines of "Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry." We may not be green or muscular, but we can do a hell of a job busting things up.
Alex Daniels, I'd have thought that you would've learned something on Saturday. A smart man would've taken taken his lumps and find a better day to pick a fight. Not you. Apparently, you've got nothing in the brains department. You still want a piece of me, one way or another. Punk, I can guarantee that you're getting exactly what you wanted. Problem is, you'll be getting more of me then you know what to do with. I'm probably the biggest, meanest S.O.B. that you've ever had the misfortune of facing. I'm going to tear through you as though you were an overgrown steak. Won't be anything left, when I'm finished butchering you.
Mauler
As far as you go, Palis, you've just had to go ahead & make enemies with the wrong stable, haven't you? You had to bust me open on Saturday. You, along with SNW's rent-a-girlfriend, had to nail a conchairto on Killer Kong. You, along with Wench, Matt Margera & the rest of his cronies, have all signed their own death certificates. The Destruction Crew is here to make sure that your remaining days are filled with pain, suffering & plenty of destruction.
Gambler
Palis, Daniels, your line of credit has now been revoked. The House intends on collecting, one way or another. Guys Night Out, we collect on the debt. Whether or not your asses can cash the checks that your mouths have been writing will be seen.
Scene fades out as Gambler, Mauler & Super Vader head over to the McDonald's.
