Post by ykmn on Jun 17, 2010 13:25:21 GMT -6
Scene opens with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by. Daniels wears a Red T Shirt and Blue Jeans and wears a pair of Black Sunglasses.
AD:So Super Vader, thought it was so goddamn funny to set me up to get my ass kicked by Jack Clinton and Chris Angel, that was just so funny to you right, suckering me in like that and just walking out on me so I get can the crap kicked out of me by two guys, two guys who are as mean and as strong as the ones you left me to deal with, after you took a cheap shot at me aswell, Super Vader were you patting yourself on the goddamn back for doing that to me. I bet you were, you felt really good about that little stunt, and meanwhile I had to leave the arena with my head hung low because I realized that I had lost what was suppossed to be my triumphant return match in this sess pool of a company due to some fat fuckhead in a jockstrap mask and tight black leotards and his bloated ego wouldn't let him play nice.
Vader, I know what your thinking, that what you did is going to psyche me out and is going to keep bothering me until we face off for the Von Erich Memorial Title in a matter of weeks after I win the title. Now as I see as soon as I'm done pulling my shoe out of Wench's ass big man, I'm going to turn to you and put the crosshairs right on your fatass and make you pay for what you've done to me so far. You think your going to get your precious Von Erich Memorial Title back because your big, and your mean and your scary, and your going to do what it takes to win, blah blah blah, Vader you had your time, but you got hurt, you had to go home, and just because you sat on your ass ate all the greasy junkfood you could get your hands on and twiddled your thumbs until the doctor gave you a clean bill of health doesn't mean you can hobble back in here and just have everyone cower in fear of you and have everything go your way. You should have waited your turn patiently just like everyone else has to and just stayed out of this whole situation with myself, Wench and apparently to that dink of a loser Chris P, but no you just got involved and now there crowded Von Erich Memorial title scene gets even less space because your fat mass decided to come in and tried to dictate who gets what.
I've had a problem with you for quite some time Vader, it's no secret about how I've felt about you and the rest of your drinking buddies in the Destruction Crew. I've had countless battles with you guys, and every goddamn time I feel violated just being in the same ring as you guys, for months now, hell maybe even a year and a bit, I've had to deal with you guys so many times, it's making my head spin. I hate wrestling you guys, I get sick every time I see my name versus one of you, I'm tired of fighting you guys, but you just can't leave me alone, you got to keep on fucking with me every single chance you get. This is probably one of the most annoying feuds that I have going on in this sport, it annoys the hell out of me to have to spend all that time preparing to take on you guys, because your not worth it, your not worth any effort or preperation simply because you guys are the embodiment of what's wrong not with just wrestling but with mankind in general.
I can sit here and go on and on about what I hate about you guys, and it's quite alot, but what really gets me about you jackasses is that people get enjoyment from your antics, your drunken, brutish, disgusting antics. Am I for one suppossed to believe that what you guys are going out there and parading yourselves as is truly the in thing now, just unbelieavable that what you guys do to taint this sport is celebrated as the new in thing, but then again I'm not really that suprised looking out there and seeing those uneducated Texas simpletons in the crowd, I'm not suprised at all, the Destrcution Crew as as grubby, and ugly and as ignorant as the people of Texas, so no wonder they're popular here. A slobs favourite is another slob, I guess it all makes sense now doesn't it, you people of Texas are to brain dead to realize true talent in Alex Daniels, so you cheer for guys like Super Vader and his partners because they drink beer, get into fist fights and look like zoo animals in wrestling gear. God almighty, SNW has really got to stop advertising their events in trailer parks because maybe we could get some slightly educated wrestling fans who can look passed crap like that and appreaciate something better like the efforts of guys like me, but this is Texas so I doubt anything that smart will be crawling out of the sess pool in time for Guys Night Out, which is a shame but oh well.
Vader and Mauler, as much as you'd love to pick the meat off my bones and lay down a beating like the one I had to suffer last show, the truth is I'm wise now to your little MO and I won't be making the mistake of letting my guard down again with you guys, so any little games you want to play to get me into a corner and pound on me isn't going to be happening because Vader if I wasn't already going to be unloading some vicious ammo on you when our title match takes place, I think it was just amplified, hell I might even just have to put you on the injured reserve again, that's how absolutely angry I am with you right now, you made me look like a jackass last show and you probably laughed your ass off about the entire time, well fella what are you going to be laughing about when I take all that you've tried to come back for away from you, let's say I beat the hell out of you so badly that you don't even make your suggessted title shot date.
How would that feel if your triumphant comeback is just suddenly cut out from under you because you tried pushing a guy who's not in the playing mood right now. Things are getting to me right now, I have the Wench to deal with, I have you to deal with, and eventually I will have Chris P to deal with. Plus there's all this talk about how my career could be coming to an end, I'm not even thinking about that, but alot of people are saying that it's soon going to be time to pack things up and that I might have let my mouth do me more damage then good this time. No, I knew what I was getting into when I agreed to it, I'm not worried, no matter how much I hear that its gong to be over for me, it's not getting into my head, what's getting into my head is how the SNW is going to look at me after I destroy three of it's top stars. I'm not playing around anymore, I'm going to make my points in the ring at the expense of someone's health. And it begins with Super Vader and The Mauler, two men who I have history with, and two men who are going to see that history ended.
Now for this tag match I did something I very rarely do, and that's request someone to be at my side, someone who I can kinda see alot of potential and some reliability on, and that man is Danny Palis. Danny, you should take my appreaciation because I don't say that alot, I usually don't give a single goddamn person a shred of respect, but there's something about you that says that you can get the job done. So now that I've given you this show of athletic respect, you should return the favour by honoring that respect I gave you and hold your own and not cause me to lose. I'm putting faith in you, and Kid Thunder's faith is something that's rarely shared, but Danny I believe that you have some untapped potential and you need to be paired with someone who can help you realize that potential, but our most important of goals for this week on Guys Night Only is to the play the roles of the monster hunters, and our monsters are called Super Vader and The Mauler, and by the end of Saturday I'm expecting to send both to the hospital.
Danny Palis, let's prove that the most dangerous of wrestlers aren't the biggest guys, it's the smartest and devious guys. And that will be us, my careers not coming to an end any time soon so you idiots but sit back and expect big things to come, someone will be THUNDERSTRUCK.
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AD:So Super Vader, thought it was so goddamn funny to set me up to get my ass kicked by Jack Clinton and Chris Angel, that was just so funny to you right, suckering me in like that and just walking out on me so I get can the crap kicked out of me by two guys, two guys who are as mean and as strong as the ones you left me to deal with, after you took a cheap shot at me aswell, Super Vader were you patting yourself on the goddamn back for doing that to me. I bet you were, you felt really good about that little stunt, and meanwhile I had to leave the arena with my head hung low because I realized that I had lost what was suppossed to be my triumphant return match in this sess pool of a company due to some fat fuckhead in a jockstrap mask and tight black leotards and his bloated ego wouldn't let him play nice.
Vader, I know what your thinking, that what you did is going to psyche me out and is going to keep bothering me until we face off for the Von Erich Memorial Title in a matter of weeks after I win the title. Now as I see as soon as I'm done pulling my shoe out of Wench's ass big man, I'm going to turn to you and put the crosshairs right on your fatass and make you pay for what you've done to me so far. You think your going to get your precious Von Erich Memorial Title back because your big, and your mean and your scary, and your going to do what it takes to win, blah blah blah, Vader you had your time, but you got hurt, you had to go home, and just because you sat on your ass ate all the greasy junkfood you could get your hands on and twiddled your thumbs until the doctor gave you a clean bill of health doesn't mean you can hobble back in here and just have everyone cower in fear of you and have everything go your way. You should have waited your turn patiently just like everyone else has to and just stayed out of this whole situation with myself, Wench and apparently to that dink of a loser Chris P, but no you just got involved and now there crowded Von Erich Memorial title scene gets even less space because your fat mass decided to come in and tried to dictate who gets what.
I've had a problem with you for quite some time Vader, it's no secret about how I've felt about you and the rest of your drinking buddies in the Destruction Crew. I've had countless battles with you guys, and every goddamn time I feel violated just being in the same ring as you guys, for months now, hell maybe even a year and a bit, I've had to deal with you guys so many times, it's making my head spin. I hate wrestling you guys, I get sick every time I see my name versus one of you, I'm tired of fighting you guys, but you just can't leave me alone, you got to keep on fucking with me every single chance you get. This is probably one of the most annoying feuds that I have going on in this sport, it annoys the hell out of me to have to spend all that time preparing to take on you guys, because your not worth it, your not worth any effort or preperation simply because you guys are the embodiment of what's wrong not with just wrestling but with mankind in general.
I can sit here and go on and on about what I hate about you guys, and it's quite alot, but what really gets me about you jackasses is that people get enjoyment from your antics, your drunken, brutish, disgusting antics. Am I for one suppossed to believe that what you guys are going out there and parading yourselves as is truly the in thing now, just unbelieavable that what you guys do to taint this sport is celebrated as the new in thing, but then again I'm not really that suprised looking out there and seeing those uneducated Texas simpletons in the crowd, I'm not suprised at all, the Destrcution Crew as as grubby, and ugly and as ignorant as the people of Texas, so no wonder they're popular here. A slobs favourite is another slob, I guess it all makes sense now doesn't it, you people of Texas are to brain dead to realize true talent in Alex Daniels, so you cheer for guys like Super Vader and his partners because they drink beer, get into fist fights and look like zoo animals in wrestling gear. God almighty, SNW has really got to stop advertising their events in trailer parks because maybe we could get some slightly educated wrestling fans who can look passed crap like that and appreaciate something better like the efforts of guys like me, but this is Texas so I doubt anything that smart will be crawling out of the sess pool in time for Guys Night Out, which is a shame but oh well.
Vader and Mauler, as much as you'd love to pick the meat off my bones and lay down a beating like the one I had to suffer last show, the truth is I'm wise now to your little MO and I won't be making the mistake of letting my guard down again with you guys, so any little games you want to play to get me into a corner and pound on me isn't going to be happening because Vader if I wasn't already going to be unloading some vicious ammo on you when our title match takes place, I think it was just amplified, hell I might even just have to put you on the injured reserve again, that's how absolutely angry I am with you right now, you made me look like a jackass last show and you probably laughed your ass off about the entire time, well fella what are you going to be laughing about when I take all that you've tried to come back for away from you, let's say I beat the hell out of you so badly that you don't even make your suggessted title shot date.
How would that feel if your triumphant comeback is just suddenly cut out from under you because you tried pushing a guy who's not in the playing mood right now. Things are getting to me right now, I have the Wench to deal with, I have you to deal with, and eventually I will have Chris P to deal with. Plus there's all this talk about how my career could be coming to an end, I'm not even thinking about that, but alot of people are saying that it's soon going to be time to pack things up and that I might have let my mouth do me more damage then good this time. No, I knew what I was getting into when I agreed to it, I'm not worried, no matter how much I hear that its gong to be over for me, it's not getting into my head, what's getting into my head is how the SNW is going to look at me after I destroy three of it's top stars. I'm not playing around anymore, I'm going to make my points in the ring at the expense of someone's health. And it begins with Super Vader and The Mauler, two men who I have history with, and two men who are going to see that history ended.
Now for this tag match I did something I very rarely do, and that's request someone to be at my side, someone who I can kinda see alot of potential and some reliability on, and that man is Danny Palis. Danny, you should take my appreaciation because I don't say that alot, I usually don't give a single goddamn person a shred of respect, but there's something about you that says that you can get the job done. So now that I've given you this show of athletic respect, you should return the favour by honoring that respect I gave you and hold your own and not cause me to lose. I'm putting faith in you, and Kid Thunder's faith is something that's rarely shared, but Danny I believe that you have some untapped potential and you need to be paired with someone who can help you realize that potential, but our most important of goals for this week on Guys Night Only is to the play the roles of the monster hunters, and our monsters are called Super Vader and The Mauler, and by the end of Saturday I'm expecting to send both to the hospital.
Danny Palis, let's prove that the most dangerous of wrestlers aren't the biggest guys, it's the smartest and devious guys. And that will be us, my careers not coming to an end any time soon so you idiots but sit back and expect big things to come, someone will be THUNDERSTRUCK.
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