Post by ykmn on Jun 17, 2010 19:29:24 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are wearing Black "Alley Ratz" T Shirts, both seem to have disgruntled looks on their faces.
Twitch:It just doesn't seem to want to end for us.
Eddy:No it doesn't.
Twitch:I guess it's the same old song and dance with us, no matter how much....fuck....what do we do Eddy. Like seriously what the fuck do we have to do?
Eddy:I've been asking myself that for awhile now, and I don't know anymore, I don't know.
Twitch:Neither one of us do, and thats whats just driving us nuts right now, we don't know what were going to have to do.
Eddy:We keep trying and trying and it just seems tha every time we go out there, no matter how hard we try we just can't get through the bottom, what happened to things, there was a time when we were at the top looking down, but these last few months it just seems that we just rise just to sink and it's bothering us worse then you can imagine.
Twitch:How can we put a good face on what's been going on, were becoming wash ups, we try so hard to reclaim our credibility but it's just road block after road block keeping us from doing so, and we try so hard to remain calm and keep our composure, but dammit enough is enough, we look up to the sky to those wrestling gods, and we just ask why, why does this bad luck have to continue, and how long before something gives.
Eddy:Something is giving Twitch, and that's our patience, yes our patience is wearing very thin, were not going to lie to people, we are just getting so damn fed up of how things are going, you would be to if you were in our shoes, picture yourself going into your job week after week and all that you've worked hard for is being disrespected and you find yourself sitting back thinking how long can this go on for, but you keep going in week after week hoping things will get better but they never do, and you find yourself just getting closer and closer to going postal.
Twitch:Call this what you want, ranting, raving, complaining, the truth is what we got to do is exorcise our problems and get our asses into gear, were using these past few weeks of BS to try and fuel us, to get our engines going and put us back into a right mindset, but look at all the setbacks we've had this last little while, we got destroyed by Death Sentence, we got denied our chance to be number 1 contenders again, then last show our tag team partner Killer Kong didn't have his head in the game and got pinned. We were prepared, but I guess our tag team partners the Destruction Crew were to concerned about what we were going to do they didn't come into that match ready and were just taken apart easily. And with that came another blemish on our record. Thanks guys.
Eddy:The Destruction Crew thought so damn highly of themselves and resorted to disrespecting us but guys it was you who cost us the match, you guys liked to talk about how big and strong and a well oiled unit you were suppossed to be, well what happened, eh guys what the hell happened, you weren't showing it that night, and you probably still blame us, well no guys it was you, Killer Kong was suppossed to be a big tough guy but his weakness was shown in that match now wasn't it.
Twitch:Enough about them Eddy, they don't deserve the attention we're giving them, what we got to do right now is address business that is more important to us, and those idiots are not apart of it, what's important to us is what's coming up at Guys Night Out when were in a six man match with Tyler Straven, and to be honest just like the write up said we don't care who were teaming with, what's Tyler Straven to us, he's just a thrown together partner who we could give nothing about, but apparently were teaming with him, alright, whatever, but like I said that's not important, what's important is who's on the opposite side of the ring, and thats the team of Chris Angel, Chris P and Jack Clinton. Why are we interested by them it's simple, we got the SNW Texas Champion and one of the top contenders on the opposite side of the ring, who wouldn't be interested into that and the oppurtunity that can arise when say one of us pins one of them.
Eddy:What better way to snap this funk then to possibly have a title shot in the future, I mean when I pin Chris Angel, that's all I'll need to get in the right zone for my upcoming title shot.
Twitch:Hold on one second, your going to pin Chris Angel, nah nah, if anyone deserves a title shot, it's me.
Eddy:You?
Twitch:Yeah me, I've worked hard, I think I've earned the big high profile win.
Eddy:And I don't.
Twitch:Not as much as I do.
The two face off.
Eddy:Why don't we just say the better man get the spoil, if you pin Chris Angel or if I pin Chris Angel, whoever does it the other guy accepts it alright.
Twitch:Alright.
Eddy:But it's still going to be me.
Twitch:Shut up, so the two Chris' and Jack, you guys are probably looking at us and thinking were going to crush these goofs. How can they hang with us, they're just glorified losers. Well that's what you can think but the truth is that you three are probably not as stable as you might think, we saw your little lovers quarrel Jack and Angel and you guys can't fool us, we know you've got issues and it's going to hamper your ability to trust each other and act like a proper team should. While us on the other hand, well I'm sure in this situation we can pull ourselves together and show everyone that the Ratz still mean business.
Eddy:Straven, just let us do our thing, that's all you got to do.
Twitch:And all we got to do is get that pin and aim ourselves twoards what we want. Call it a bad attitude, we call it confidence. See you guys later.
The Ratz leave as the scene ends
Twitch:It just doesn't seem to want to end for us.
Eddy:No it doesn't.
Twitch:I guess it's the same old song and dance with us, no matter how much....fuck....what do we do Eddy. Like seriously what the fuck do we have to do?
Eddy:I've been asking myself that for awhile now, and I don't know anymore, I don't know.
Twitch:Neither one of us do, and thats whats just driving us nuts right now, we don't know what were going to have to do.
Eddy:We keep trying and trying and it just seems tha every time we go out there, no matter how hard we try we just can't get through the bottom, what happened to things, there was a time when we were at the top looking down, but these last few months it just seems that we just rise just to sink and it's bothering us worse then you can imagine.
Twitch:How can we put a good face on what's been going on, were becoming wash ups, we try so hard to reclaim our credibility but it's just road block after road block keeping us from doing so, and we try so hard to remain calm and keep our composure, but dammit enough is enough, we look up to the sky to those wrestling gods, and we just ask why, why does this bad luck have to continue, and how long before something gives.
Eddy:Something is giving Twitch, and that's our patience, yes our patience is wearing very thin, were not going to lie to people, we are just getting so damn fed up of how things are going, you would be to if you were in our shoes, picture yourself going into your job week after week and all that you've worked hard for is being disrespected and you find yourself sitting back thinking how long can this go on for, but you keep going in week after week hoping things will get better but they never do, and you find yourself just getting closer and closer to going postal.
Twitch:Call this what you want, ranting, raving, complaining, the truth is what we got to do is exorcise our problems and get our asses into gear, were using these past few weeks of BS to try and fuel us, to get our engines going and put us back into a right mindset, but look at all the setbacks we've had this last little while, we got destroyed by Death Sentence, we got denied our chance to be number 1 contenders again, then last show our tag team partner Killer Kong didn't have his head in the game and got pinned. We were prepared, but I guess our tag team partners the Destruction Crew were to concerned about what we were going to do they didn't come into that match ready and were just taken apart easily. And with that came another blemish on our record. Thanks guys.
Eddy:The Destruction Crew thought so damn highly of themselves and resorted to disrespecting us but guys it was you who cost us the match, you guys liked to talk about how big and strong and a well oiled unit you were suppossed to be, well what happened, eh guys what the hell happened, you weren't showing it that night, and you probably still blame us, well no guys it was you, Killer Kong was suppossed to be a big tough guy but his weakness was shown in that match now wasn't it.
Twitch:Enough about them Eddy, they don't deserve the attention we're giving them, what we got to do right now is address business that is more important to us, and those idiots are not apart of it, what's important to us is what's coming up at Guys Night Out when were in a six man match with Tyler Straven, and to be honest just like the write up said we don't care who were teaming with, what's Tyler Straven to us, he's just a thrown together partner who we could give nothing about, but apparently were teaming with him, alright, whatever, but like I said that's not important, what's important is who's on the opposite side of the ring, and thats the team of Chris Angel, Chris P and Jack Clinton. Why are we interested by them it's simple, we got the SNW Texas Champion and one of the top contenders on the opposite side of the ring, who wouldn't be interested into that and the oppurtunity that can arise when say one of us pins one of them.
Eddy:What better way to snap this funk then to possibly have a title shot in the future, I mean when I pin Chris Angel, that's all I'll need to get in the right zone for my upcoming title shot.
Twitch:Hold on one second, your going to pin Chris Angel, nah nah, if anyone deserves a title shot, it's me.
Eddy:You?
Twitch:Yeah me, I've worked hard, I think I've earned the big high profile win.
Eddy:And I don't.
Twitch:Not as much as I do.
The two face off.
Eddy:Why don't we just say the better man get the spoil, if you pin Chris Angel or if I pin Chris Angel, whoever does it the other guy accepts it alright.
Twitch:Alright.
Eddy:But it's still going to be me.
Twitch:Shut up, so the two Chris' and Jack, you guys are probably looking at us and thinking were going to crush these goofs. How can they hang with us, they're just glorified losers. Well that's what you can think but the truth is that you three are probably not as stable as you might think, we saw your little lovers quarrel Jack and Angel and you guys can't fool us, we know you've got issues and it's going to hamper your ability to trust each other and act like a proper team should. While us on the other hand, well I'm sure in this situation we can pull ourselves together and show everyone that the Ratz still mean business.
Eddy:Straven, just let us do our thing, that's all you got to do.
Twitch:And all we got to do is get that pin and aim ourselves twoards what we want. Call it a bad attitude, we call it confidence. See you guys later.
The Ratz leave as the scene ends
