Post by Bubba JD on May 17, 2010 20:48:41 GMT -6
Scene opens at an old, rundown looking warehouse. There's an amazingly sizeable crowd at the warehouse. Some look to be wagering money, property & services. Others look as though they're getting ready to do some fighting. Off at the side of the building, a small service door opens. Gambler walks in, dressed in all black & sunglasses. Mike Hanson follows, dressed similar to that of an old ranch hand. Hanson looks around, looking a bit confused.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
You pulled me away from my beers for this? I swear, there better be a good f**king reason for this.
Gambler
Have I ever let you down, before?
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
There's always a first time. Now, what the hell is this crap? And why aren't I enjoying beer, right now?
Gambler
Consider this training.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Training? Training for what?
Gambler
You've got a long night coming up, at 4Up.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Of course it's a long night. I've got a 16-Man Battle Royal, right off the bat.
Gambler
Depending on how you do, you could see a match pretty soon after the Battle Royal. You need to do several things during 4Up.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
So, how's this place going to help?
Gambler
It'll get you ready by putting you in a hardcore fighting scenario.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
These bitches have nothing on me.
Gambler
Don't be so sure of that. These guys are street fighters.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Like the video games?
Gambler
(groaning)
No, not like the games. Sure as Hell not like the damned movies either, jackass. This is an underground Fight Club.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Let me guess, we're not supposed to talk about Fight Club to anyone, right?
Gambler
(groans again)
Focus, Mike! This is going to be a big night for you. The rest of the group's going to be goofing off with a Buffet Invitational.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
With a Badd Blood Title shot, at a future date.
Gambler
You've got the chance to secure the Badd Blood title on the 22nd. To pull it off, you have three matches to go through.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
The first is the 16 Man Battle Royal. The second match will be determined, according to when I'm elinated.....which isn't happening. The final match is a Cage of Death, where I'll be able to use a weapon from my second match.
Problem with your training idea is that we can't guarantee which match I'll be in, during match two. It could be a Thumbtacks, Ladders & Chairs Match. It could be a Chain Match. It could be a Light Tube Death Match. I might be in a Barbed Wire Match.
Gambler
You think I'm going to gamble on just one style of fight? Hell, no! You're going to train in all possible scenarios. Then, when the matches happen, you'll be ready for everything.
It won't matter if you have to take down Syco Boy....S.T. Strickler....Chris P....none of these small timers will be able to keep up with you. They key to winning will be to earn a desireable spot, during the battle royal. The longer you last, the better off you'll be for the Cage of Death. You can't make the mistake of going after one specific wrestler. Fifteen other competitors will be in the match. It only takes on to sneak up on you.
To see if you can handle that, I've first arranged for you to compete in several large brawls. If you can handle the brawl, the rest should come easily.
A man can be heard shouting for the fighters, from off in the distance.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
I'm looking forward to crippling a few of these bitches. Did you bring my chain?
Gambler
They have weapons in the fight area.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
(sick smiling)
Some of these guys will want closed caskets, by the time I'm done with them. I'm going to be the Badd Blood Champion, even if it kills me.
Mike Hanson goes off to the figthers area, while Gambler finds some people to wager with. Scene comes to a close.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
You pulled me away from my beers for this? I swear, there better be a good f**king reason for this.
Gambler
Have I ever let you down, before?
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
There's always a first time. Now, what the hell is this crap? And why aren't I enjoying beer, right now?
Gambler
Consider this training.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Training? Training for what?
Gambler
You've got a long night coming up, at 4Up.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Of course it's a long night. I've got a 16-Man Battle Royal, right off the bat.
Gambler
Depending on how you do, you could see a match pretty soon after the Battle Royal. You need to do several things during 4Up.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
So, how's this place going to help?
Gambler
It'll get you ready by putting you in a hardcore fighting scenario.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
These bitches have nothing on me.
Gambler
Don't be so sure of that. These guys are street fighters.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Like the video games?
Gambler
(groaning)
No, not like the games. Sure as Hell not like the damned movies either, jackass. This is an underground Fight Club.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
Let me guess, we're not supposed to talk about Fight Club to anyone, right?
Gambler
(groans again)
Focus, Mike! This is going to be a big night for you. The rest of the group's going to be goofing off with a Buffet Invitational.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
With a Badd Blood Title shot, at a future date.
Gambler
You've got the chance to secure the Badd Blood title on the 22nd. To pull it off, you have three matches to go through.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
The first is the 16 Man Battle Royal. The second match will be determined, according to when I'm elinated.....which isn't happening. The final match is a Cage of Death, where I'll be able to use a weapon from my second match.
Problem with your training idea is that we can't guarantee which match I'll be in, during match two. It could be a Thumbtacks, Ladders & Chairs Match. It could be a Chain Match. It could be a Light Tube Death Match. I might be in a Barbed Wire Match.
Gambler
You think I'm going to gamble on just one style of fight? Hell, no! You're going to train in all possible scenarios. Then, when the matches happen, you'll be ready for everything.
It won't matter if you have to take down Syco Boy....S.T. Strickler....Chris P....none of these small timers will be able to keep up with you. They key to winning will be to earn a desireable spot, during the battle royal. The longer you last, the better off you'll be for the Cage of Death. You can't make the mistake of going after one specific wrestler. Fifteen other competitors will be in the match. It only takes on to sneak up on you.
To see if you can handle that, I've first arranged for you to compete in several large brawls. If you can handle the brawl, the rest should come easily.
A man can be heard shouting for the fighters, from off in the distance.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
I'm looking forward to crippling a few of these bitches. Did you bring my chain?
Gambler
They have weapons in the fight area.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
(sick smiling)
Some of these guys will want closed caskets, by the time I'm done with them. I'm going to be the Badd Blood Champion, even if it kills me.
Mike Hanson goes off to the figthers area, while Gambler finds some people to wager with. Scene comes to a close.
