Post by Bubba JD on May 17, 2010 21:18:40 GMT -6
Scene opens at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. Mauler, Super Vader & Killer Kong are in the middle of the dining area, which seems to give them access to most of the buffet lines, which seem to be quite massive. The trio is making a mess of the place with plates, napkins & a wide variety of other trash all over the place.
The staff, as well as other patrons, look on in pure horror & disgust as the trio eat, being complete gluttons.
Mauler
So tell me again, how's this going to help us win at 4Up?
Killer Kong
This is a match that involves eating & kicking ass at the same time. If we had beers, this would be the ideal match for us.
Mauler
Shouldn't we be more concerned about just kicking their asses & claiming the #1 Contendership? I mean, Mike could fail at taking the Badd Blood Championship. The odds are stacked against him a lot more then they are against us.
Super Vader
He could fail, but he won't. Mike will take the Badd Blood Championship, one of us will take the #1 Contendership. Then, when it's conventient for us, we could "have a title shot". We'll ensure that the Badd Blood Title comes to the Destruction Crew, then stays with us for a long time. It's good money for all of us, as well as more recognition & TV time.
Killer Kong
And, worst case scenario & Mike fails, one of us is guaranteed to bring the title to the group. Not like we have much to worry. Gambler's got Mike with some special training.
Mauler
Special training?
Super Vader
It involves something with a fight club.
Mauler
Didn't the movie stink up the theaters?
Killer Kong
I don't think it's a lame fight club, like the movie. These guys will actually be legit tough guys.
Mauler
They won't be tough for long. Mike will probably just cripple them.
By the way, who are we facing?
Super Vader
(talking with his mouth full)
A couple douches called Seth Davids & Kijar Donnelly. Strickler's tubby mall cop buddy, Benson.
Killer Kong
Johnny Coffee will be there. I think the Commie & Drunk Irish skank will be there.
Mauler
Great, so I have to worry about some Marxist BS, a contact drunk, probably a couple STD's, a Paul Bart wannabe & two retards nobody cares about.
This could be the easiest payday I've gotten since, well.....um......when was the last time we got to beat up random jobbers?
Killer Kong & Super Vader shrug their shoulders.
Mauler
Don't matter. This will be like taking booze from a wine-o. Somebody had me more steak sauce.
The trio continues being complete slobs as the scene comes to an end.
The staff, as well as other patrons, look on in pure horror & disgust as the trio eat, being complete gluttons.
Mauler
So tell me again, how's this going to help us win at 4Up?
Killer Kong
This is a match that involves eating & kicking ass at the same time. If we had beers, this would be the ideal match for us.
Mauler
Shouldn't we be more concerned about just kicking their asses & claiming the #1 Contendership? I mean, Mike could fail at taking the Badd Blood Championship. The odds are stacked against him a lot more then they are against us.
Super Vader
He could fail, but he won't. Mike will take the Badd Blood Championship, one of us will take the #1 Contendership. Then, when it's conventient for us, we could "have a title shot". We'll ensure that the Badd Blood Title comes to the Destruction Crew, then stays with us for a long time. It's good money for all of us, as well as more recognition & TV time.
Killer Kong
And, worst case scenario & Mike fails, one of us is guaranteed to bring the title to the group. Not like we have much to worry. Gambler's got Mike with some special training.
Mauler
Special training?
Super Vader
It involves something with a fight club.
Mauler
Didn't the movie stink up the theaters?
Killer Kong
I don't think it's a lame fight club, like the movie. These guys will actually be legit tough guys.
Mauler
They won't be tough for long. Mike will probably just cripple them.
By the way, who are we facing?
Super Vader
(talking with his mouth full)
A couple douches called Seth Davids & Kijar Donnelly. Strickler's tubby mall cop buddy, Benson.
Killer Kong
Johnny Coffee will be there. I think the Commie & Drunk Irish skank will be there.
Mauler
Great, so I have to worry about some Marxist BS, a contact drunk, probably a couple STD's, a Paul Bart wannabe & two retards nobody cares about.
This could be the easiest payday I've gotten since, well.....um......when was the last time we got to beat up random jobbers?
Killer Kong & Super Vader shrug their shoulders.
Mauler
Don't matter. This will be like taking booze from a wine-o. Somebody had me more steak sauce.
The trio continues being complete slobs as the scene comes to an end.
