Post by emokid on May 29, 2010 19:50:50 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara stands outside his church in Jacksonville, Florida. He wears an all black suit, with a look of disgust, and confidence in his face.
TYLER GUEVARA: 4-up was a fluke. I went out there expecting to be the first one out. You know, I have to give those American cheaters their due. They outsmarted me. That's still no excuse for failing my mentor. That's no excuse for losing that chain match. I went up against three sell out fan favorites that wanted me to fail. Matt, 4-up was not my fault. It was a fluke match, and these fan favorites, these sheeple worshipping fan favorites kept me from that goal. Matt, you wonder why I hate this country that birthed me? It's because it is filled with the most prideful, arrogant bastards. People that care for themselves. Americans love that. That is why I started a Ministry of Hate. A ministry full of people like me. People who get stomped upon, pushed to the side, urinated on. You may not be a member, but we look up to you. Wench may not be a member, but we look up to her, and Andy Lionheart may not be a member, but we look up to him. That is why we are a perfect world, because the rest of it looks mighty bleek.
Someone that I've been looking upon has been Mike LaFontaine. Mike, my brother....yeah, I didn't studder, my brother. You are a Canadian that works in America. Am I right? You are a Canadian, working in the USA. You are a Jobber in SNW. Am I further right? So, being a Canadian Jobber in an American fed, I have a question for you. How often are you looked down upon? How often are you prejudiced in this country for being Canadian? You don't have to say anything, because I know the answer. You are being ridculed everyday for being a Canadian wrking in America. You are around the most uncomfortable people ever. they are afraid that all the jobs in the world are going to be taken over by immigrants such as yourself.
Did you ever feel the need to fight back against the evil machine that is American Justice? You have been wronged, decieved, prejudiced and misguided by American tongue. Brother, I'm asking you to Join my Ministry. In my ministry, you are not looked upon as a failure. In my ministry, you are treated like an equal. Everybody knows your name, because everybody in the ministry cares for you. They have been in the same spot, brother.
My brother, in my life I have come to know one thing. Freedom is just a fairytale. America is that quagmire that we need to figure out. Brother, with your help in the ministry, I can promise you great things.
Tyler walks away, as the camera fades to black
TYLER GUEVARA: 4-up was a fluke. I went out there expecting to be the first one out. You know, I have to give those American cheaters their due. They outsmarted me. That's still no excuse for failing my mentor. That's no excuse for losing that chain match. I went up against three sell out fan favorites that wanted me to fail. Matt, 4-up was not my fault. It was a fluke match, and these fan favorites, these sheeple worshipping fan favorites kept me from that goal. Matt, you wonder why I hate this country that birthed me? It's because it is filled with the most prideful, arrogant bastards. People that care for themselves. Americans love that. That is why I started a Ministry of Hate. A ministry full of people like me. People who get stomped upon, pushed to the side, urinated on. You may not be a member, but we look up to you. Wench may not be a member, but we look up to her, and Andy Lionheart may not be a member, but we look up to him. That is why we are a perfect world, because the rest of it looks mighty bleek.
Someone that I've been looking upon has been Mike LaFontaine. Mike, my brother....yeah, I didn't studder, my brother. You are a Canadian that works in America. Am I right? You are a Canadian, working in the USA. You are a Jobber in SNW. Am I further right? So, being a Canadian Jobber in an American fed, I have a question for you. How often are you looked down upon? How often are you prejudiced in this country for being Canadian? You don't have to say anything, because I know the answer. You are being ridculed everyday for being a Canadian wrking in America. You are around the most uncomfortable people ever. they are afraid that all the jobs in the world are going to be taken over by immigrants such as yourself.
Did you ever feel the need to fight back against the evil machine that is American Justice? You have been wronged, decieved, prejudiced and misguided by American tongue. Brother, I'm asking you to Join my Ministry. In my ministry, you are not looked upon as a failure. In my ministry, you are treated like an equal. Everybody knows your name, because everybody in the ministry cares for you. They have been in the same spot, brother.
My brother, in my life I have come to know one thing. Freedom is just a fairytale. America is that quagmire that we need to figure out. Brother, with your help in the ministry, I can promise you great things.
Tyler walks away, as the camera fades to black
