Post by Bubba JD on Apr 27, 2010 21:15:44 GMT -6
OOC: this is not intended to insight any kind of hatreds or insensitivies. it's purely in-character. plus, i tried to censor it enough, so i wouldn't break any rules, while getting a few character points across.
The following words flash on the screen, prior to the promo:
The following segment contains highly vulger & offensive material. Sensitive viewers should really watch something else. The following comments are purely those of the participants. SNW does not endorse these comments. In fact, they're out right humiliated by these comments. Hate mail should be sent to Mike Hanson's address, which is available by request.
Scene opens at the High Stakes Poker Table, at the Shooting Star Casino in Mahnomen, MN. Gambler is having a blast, winning a nice hunk of money. During the end of one particular round of cards, loud, drunken yelling can be heard, from a distance. Nobody pays much attention to it, until it gets closer. As the yelling gets closer, Gambler can only hang his head in shame.
Gambler
Why me? Why now?
Gambler takes his winnings & proceeds to leave the table, only to have Mike Hanson stumble into him, as a stereotypical angry drunk.
Gambler
What in the hell are you doing way out here?
Mike Hanson
Why can't I be hear? It's not like I have to be in that shithole Texas for another few days!
Gambler
Shouldn't you be sleeping off that drunken stooper of yours?
Mike Hanson
No! I've pretty well earned it, after hearing this ridiculous crap.
Gambler
What crap are you talking about?
Mike Hanson
I have to team with some Canadian [censored] at Guy's Night Out. Makes perfect sense, since the [censored] thinks she's a f*cking man, anyway.
Gambler
Dude, settle down.....
Mike Hanson
Settle down? Settle down?!?!? Why should I settle down? I'm being forced to team with a [censored], in order to face a couple of fruit booties. Only straight person in that match is me.
Adriana Samu should be in a f**king kitchen, cooking up a huge meal for a man, every single day & night, like a woman's supposed to. These fruit booties that we're facing need to grow a sack, maybe play a few mens sports, like Hockey or Rugby, then enjoy some real drinks afterwards, like Wiskey. Can't be drinking any of these fruity drinks, neither.
If they had real women taking care of them, they wouldn't have to play for the other f**king team.
Gambler
What'd you do, walk into the Blue Oyster again?
Mike Hanson
Why, I out to.......
Hanson drops to the ground like a ton of bricks. Gambler checks Hanson's pulse as other patrons start freaking out.
Gambler
Nothing to worry about, folks. He just drank too much. If someone can help me out, I'll get him to his hotel room to sleep this off. He probably won't remember a thing, when he wakes up.
A couple big security guards come over, with a wheelchair ready. Gambler gets Hanson into the wheelchair, as the scene fades out.
The following segment contains highly vulger & offensive material. Sensitive viewers should really watch something else. The following comments are purely those of the participants. SNW does not endorse these comments. In fact, they're out right humiliated by these comments. Hate mail should be sent to Mike Hanson's address, which is available by request.
Scene opens at the High Stakes Poker Table, at the Shooting Star Casino in Mahnomen, MN. Gambler is having a blast, winning a nice hunk of money. During the end of one particular round of cards, loud, drunken yelling can be heard, from a distance. Nobody pays much attention to it, until it gets closer. As the yelling gets closer, Gambler can only hang his head in shame.
Gambler
Why me? Why now?
Gambler takes his winnings & proceeds to leave the table, only to have Mike Hanson stumble into him, as a stereotypical angry drunk.
Gambler
What in the hell are you doing way out here?
Mike Hanson
Why can't I be hear? It's not like I have to be in that shithole Texas for another few days!
Gambler
Shouldn't you be sleeping off that drunken stooper of yours?
Mike Hanson
No! I've pretty well earned it, after hearing this ridiculous crap.
Gambler
What crap are you talking about?
Mike Hanson
I have to team with some Canadian [censored] at Guy's Night Out. Makes perfect sense, since the [censored] thinks she's a f*cking man, anyway.
Gambler
Dude, settle down.....
Mike Hanson
Settle down? Settle down?!?!? Why should I settle down? I'm being forced to team with a [censored], in order to face a couple of fruit booties. Only straight person in that match is me.
Adriana Samu should be in a f**king kitchen, cooking up a huge meal for a man, every single day & night, like a woman's supposed to. These fruit booties that we're facing need to grow a sack, maybe play a few mens sports, like Hockey or Rugby, then enjoy some real drinks afterwards, like Wiskey. Can't be drinking any of these fruity drinks, neither.
If they had real women taking care of them, they wouldn't have to play for the other f**king team.
Gambler
What'd you do, walk into the Blue Oyster again?
Mike Hanson
Why, I out to.......
Hanson drops to the ground like a ton of bricks. Gambler checks Hanson's pulse as other patrons start freaking out.
Gambler
Nothing to worry about, folks. He just drank too much. If someone can help me out, I'll get him to his hotel room to sleep this off. He probably won't remember a thing, when he wakes up.
A couple big security guards come over, with a wheelchair ready. Gambler gets Hanson into the wheelchair, as the scene fades out.
